Krazy Truth #257 Sucking Dick to Anal play and all points in-between

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome to another edition of Crazy Truth.

I'm your host with the most and a hair full of tongue no tongue full of hair cole i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly fuzzy miss amanda and we're here to tan late too late and get the fucking willy hair out of my mouth anyways so no we're here to have a great time because what we do did you tighten that one yes she's kind of loose still and i know a thing about loose anyways uh so we are uh happy to me give him a pickle shot. No shit, I'd love a pickle shot right now. I'd love a pickle. I'd love a shot right now is what I'd love. So, yeah, so we're here. This is Season 6, Episode 257.

Is that right? I just changed the board. Here, let me cheat. I can cheat back on me again. Depends on the board. Yep, sure is. I did change the board. Wow. I changed it. The board looks different all the way through. Can you not see that? Not the board. The teleprompter. Teleprompter. And hi, everybody that watches on our secret. I'll take a picture and post it in the comments later. Hey, hi, everybody that watches on our secret, secret Facebook group, KazBank. Shh, don't tell the others. We had an interesting thing. Somebody wanted to know all the groups.

I had to list out all the groups we have on Facebook. Thank you. Everybody that's watched us on our secret, secret Facebook group, Kaz Bink. Shh, don't tell the others. We had an interesting thing. Somebody wanted to know all the groups. I had to list out all the groups we have on Facebook. Yeah, I thought that was funny. We've got a few. And I thought he knew pretty much. Here's what's funny. Do you know how many people we have on our Facebook pages? Did you combine them all? Combine. Do you know how many we have total? Are you counting the same people?

Do you just fucking want to answer the goddamn motherfucking question yes or no i don't know awesome great 27 000 plus on combining all the facebook pages imagine that and actually not counting two of them that are kind of that i i have it's that are dead pages and the one that's uh uh overflow so yeah just saying look at that we've got some people that haven't been on for a while. Elizabeth's onflow. Just saying. Look at that. We've got some people that haven't been on for a while. Elizabeth's on. David's on. Bryn is on. Jenny's on. Jenny from the block. Courtney's on. Beth is on. Dan is on.

Alex is on. We've got people all over the place. We've got a lot of people on. For those of you following at home, this is Season 6, Episode 257. I was correct. Quick shout out to our sponsors because we love our sponsors. They kick ass for us. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world, that's the porn world as well as the swinging world, you want to make it a habit to each and every month read ASN Lifestyle Magazine. You'll find our ads in there. We do a lot of work with ASN.

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You like to fuck. I like to fuck. Guess what? We all like to fuck. like to fuck i like to fuck guess what we all like to fuck you're gonna fuck i'm gonna fuck we're all fucking but no one likes the wet spot no one wants to sleep in a pool unless you're an otter uh no you don't have to anymore with your own brand new nomorewetspots.com it's only because i showed you it did it made me think of an otter nomorewetspots.com uh you gotta have two of have two of them, remember. That's a lot of jizz for two otters floating.

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Getting ready, standing there putting makeup on. With a dick. Another one in a dick at all. And also, I have my OnlyFans, but I'll go to Skazbacarys. So you can go to mine if you want to. I don't know why you would, but you can. It's funny. Mine's more. There's some sex stuff. You put a video of me sucking your dick. I did. Yes, you can can see Miss Amanda on there too, basically. But mine's more for entertainment purposes. It's dirty, but it's funny dirty. It's typical coal shit. So, $4.99. Coal Casbah. I don't know if anything you want to do. All the money goes to Casbah Cares.

So, there you go. Which, by the way, FYI, Casbah Cares, I was doing some math, which is hard for me. We are just, we're right around that $90,000 mark. That we've helped.

That we are just uh we're right around that 90 000 mark that we've helped that we have helped since we started casbah cares uh two years ago so we're excited because obviously we've got ksn the first case and come up 30 days from today yeah i'm freaking the fuck out uh and it's not jamaica but it's cancun and so we're doing a raffle For a free trip to Cancun And so all that money Is going to Casby Care We're going to let people that are not even going Buy raffle tickets because it's going for a good cause So there you go Alright So you're tired You're sleepy Why are you sleepy?

Because I got up at 4am That's exactly why And why else are you sleepy? Because I had to work 10 hours Thank you.

sleepy why are you sleeping i got up at 4 a.m that's exactly why and why else are you sleepy because i had to work 10 hours could be 10 hours yep could have been i wonder why oh wait i remember why because your boy toy uh moved just six six blocks down the street i do believe and uh so he just moved in this weekend uh good for him we're happy for him congratulations boy toy on your new place and uh and your air mattress that's sturdy and firm apparently uh so congratulations on that and he was going to take and had text you at work yesterday or when you in the morning because you're close now he was going oh damn i forgot you left that early or you could swing over on the way there for morning sex and since you weren't able to fuck in the morning uh so you usually go to bed at 9 30 9 15 9 30 uh and you got home, 10.15 as you were over breaking into the apartment.

Have you scheduled your first morning sex episode? Have you went out and picked up your makeup and supplies to keep the set over there and set over here? No. That is coming. We all know that it's coming. So, you know, just saying. I know it's coming. Wait a minute. Do you want to deny that? Deny what? But that's coming You're going to need a set of makeup No, I'll just take a bag with me I'll just have a small bag to pack And then just go Yeah, that'll be something for me to trip over Where's my shit?

I don't know It's going to be like a pregnancy It'll be a while It's going to be like a Oh, fucking you've lost your mind No, he's gone You're right, he's gone for a week So it will at least not be for a week He leaves Sunday Well, you've got fucking time. No, he's gone. You're right. He's gone for a week. So it will at least not be for a week. He leaves Sunday. Well, you've got fucking time now. What are you doing here? Do we need to hurry? He leaves Saturday and then comes back. If Miss Amanda has to leave the show for an immediate reason, it's only to go get laid. A slut bag. Oh, my God.

Michael just won the award right there. We're going to do one up. They're for sale. I don't even know where I'm going to get them yet. We're going to have them for sale. We're going to have a sweat bag. That is fucking awesome. Oh, my God. Yeah, awesome. We've got people with 26 years, married, 10-year anniversary. Hey, look, vacations are overrated. No, I'm just kidding. We like them. And, of course, now I don't know if we're going to have to bring a third or what we're doing for him. So, you're going to carry your toothpaste? Yeah. Here's the thing. I don't care if you have a sweat bag.

But remember, I get them after you. So, we share some things. We share the toothpaste. We share some hair care products. So, let's make sure. Well, I'm pretty sure he has toothpaste. Look, I don't know. I haven't scoped out his shit yet. I mean, in all of his moving packs, I don't know how soon they'll get him packed. He's paranoid for me to sleep over. You know why? Oh, God. Why? Because he snores. I'm like, well, it can't be any worse than coal. If my CPAP machine goes missing, I'll be like, motherfucker, he has to pay a part of it. He's going to be right on that. So, yeah. So, there you go.

See? I see no issues with getting up early for sex. And I have no issues with you going and fucking for sex in the morning. Fucking for sex. It's like it's begging for donuts. What's your take on morning sex? I could do without it. I'd give two fucks. So, why go and start it off on a good phone? I have no problem with the sex part at any of your favorite part. My biggest concern, the only concern I have, is to make sure that I don't have to go down to his apartment to get hair care supplies or shit that I need for the day. As long as your slept bag has duplicates.

Because I don't want to look frizzy just because you got laid in the morning. That's what's really important. Say something. As God is my witness or you can move it over there and see how well that goes right now. I'm kidding. Anyways, alright. Your hair isn't frizzy? My hair looks fucking nice tonight. Seriously, for the love of fucking God, it's humid as fuck. It is.

And the fact that i don't look like i have a fro is amazing larry says we have more sex in the morning before the gym than we do at night you know what i said to that you guys are fucking nuts well see we don't get up at the same time we don't go to bed at the same time we can have morning sex you used to wake me up at three o'clock in the morning to fuck and you and and if i started waking you up now one i usually go to bed 1 32 if i started waking you up at two o'clock in morning to have sex sex makes me go to sleep sex does what to you wakes me up now let me ask you this question so we speak in front of all the people so it doesn't sound like cole's just his dick if i started waking you up two hours before your alarm so your 10 hour day can can turn into 12 because we got to fuck, how long before you're going to fucking tell me, touch me again, I'm going to break your nuts off?

Well, we can make a compromise, and you can go to bed a couple hours later and just get me, you know, or an hour later and then fuck for an hour, and then I'll get up for the day. If you want me to just stay up until you get up at 4 and fuck, then we can do it. I'm not going to. No, I still have to get ready. It had to be like 3.30. Oh, okay. If that's what you, yeah, that's fine. We can do it. I can do that. I'll work around whatever. No, you wouldn't. How can you say no, I wouldn't?

You've spent so many times over the last 30 fucking years, I've been like, fuck, no, I'm not going to compromise and do that for you. Our sex time is Fridays. Exactly, because our kid isn't fucking here. Yes, we fuck on Fridays. We did it last weekend with him here. Well, granted, we schedule in accordingly. One, where there's been dicks and pussies all around, so we've got to get everywhere we're supposed to get to. Why do you look at me like that? Don't be judgy. I didn't say anything. We're old if we fuck too much.

I had a knee injury from sex, and I don't even know how I fucking managed that. It wasn't me. It kind of fucked our shit up for a while because I couldn't do anything on my knee at all. That i wasn't gonna i wasn't responsible i i don't think i don't i don't think she was responsible i think it was just me being fucking apparently stupid and not knowing how to fuck that's all i can figure i look i have no idea i don't know you've been fucking for how long well you know people get in car wrecks and they've been driving for 30 years they still still get in an accident. That's true.

You know, I don't know how it fucking happens. I'm just saying. I'm much more conscious of where my knees are. I can tell you this. I could no more fuck somewhere that wasn't soft and comfy for a while because I'd be terrified I'd blow out a knee now, apparently. Look, I don't know. It is what it is. Sex injuries are worth bragging about. I'm telling you, it surprises the hell out of me. No, because it's all the other sore factors. Kids are cock blockers. But this one's 25, 24. Yeah, he can listen all the time. I don't fucking care. We joke around about sex in front of him.

We'll go, hey, let's go in here. Him and I were running even odds on how long he'd be gone last night. Over-unders last night, actually. Who won? He was already but i mean that's yeah i also stayed up watching tv until 11 well i mean we're on my phone i don't know we yeah we he knows he's like oh hey i'm like running around mom's going over to fuck tonight okay okay so i mean we don't yeah he don don't, yeah. He don't care. Of the three, he's the one that cares the least. Yeah. The middle one just kind of gets, kind of freaked out. Like, I don't want to hear about it.

And the oldest one who loses his fucking shit. So, but this one, he's like, yeah, he don't care. No, they all know what we do. Right, but he still would be like, he'd bitch about it. He'd blah. Where the youngest one's like, fuck, whatever. I don't want to hear it. La. Yeah, it's just like, whatever whatever. So it's all good. It's a joy of knowing your kids and what you do. It's just fucking, I tell you. Damn fucking. Okay, so we have a great show for you tonight. No, we did not break. Did you roll around with the dog?

Well, I had this shirt out earlier and I stupidly had to sit on a chair, forgetting that we have a poof of hair all over because we have a big white dog. We have a great show. We did not practice or talk about what was going to be on the show because after that little experiment yes last week it seemed to be an exercise exercise in futility it's much more important to get your candid feel of things versus you trying to think that i'm trying to look for answers i'm not looking for answers i don't don't steer this shit. So that's just like, okay, that wasn't natural.

So we're going to do it natural. So if you look up on the bowl. Nope, there's not a bowl. If you look up on the... We have a bowl. I wish. We have no fucking idea. Did you ever take a picture and put that on? I took a picture. I haven't done anything with it yet. You can put it in the comments. Let them all see what our family name is. What the board looks like? It's not a board. They'll give it away, the show. That's all right. They don't know if we'll stick with it. You're assuming people are going to look at it and read it. This is true. But we do have a neat show.

So I decided that we would hit on things that either we've heard recently or that could be something that would affect. You can't post a picture. In the chat? You can't? Oh, well, in the comments, that's disheartening. Okay. Huh. No, because it comes up with that and doesn't let me put pictures. Well, son of a bitches. Okay. You'll have to see it after the show. Okay. So, there you go. Hello. There you go. What? The show topics. Yeah, I saw them already. Yep. So, run with it. Go, girl, go. Go, Seabiscuit. Oh, let's start with number one, Bob. That's excellent.

Well, that's why I numbered accordingly. I thought we'd make it easy. Okay. So, because I actually did get this question, was a gal actually sent it to me. Imagine that. What's the big fetish with everybody gagging on a dick? Do what? What's the big deal with everybody gagging on on a dick so uh let's we're gonna start we're starting the show off with dick sucking dick sucking with miss amanda there you go would you like to demonstrate no okay one do you have a gag reflex well i Thank you.

to demonstrate no okay okay one do you have a gag reflex well i do but where about roughly would it be hit you that it'd be in your gag reflex would be here or here or somewhere down here or can we pretty much touch your belly with a penis i can't my dick's not that long how big. How big of a dick? You hit about eight, and I'll gag. And you'll gag. And you'll gag. But I'll refrain from it because I fucking hate gagging. Okay. So you absolutely, you hate gagging on a dick. I hate, well, yeah, I hate gagging. Does it matter how girth-wise? These are all things guys want to know. No.

Does it change how deep it can go if it's super girthy? If you're trying to deep-throat a pop can, can you still go eight inches before it starts to affect you? No, but a dick is a lot softer than a can. Okay, so if you're going to have a soft pop can that was the same girth as a soda pop can. Show me a dick that's the same girth as a pop can. Oh, honey, don't even. Why would you even say something like that? Why would you even say that? Because I have not physically seen one. I saw one on Twitter with a dude's head. Great, that's on Twitter. Which is this fucking big. Ew.

Okay, so you saw it on Twitter. Right, but these are people that you're going to meet in Miami. Hey, I'll leave it when I see it. I should have lived in Missouri. Show me. Okay. Well, you will because there's people that they really do have big dicks like that. So the question still remains. Well, that you couldn't even get in your mouth because there's the whole thing of being able to get your mouth around it. One chick did.

Then it really wasn't that that big it wasn't actually it wasn't actually the sound of a yard piece of yard art it just but it was like the white one it was like a fucking it was like almost a fist i mean it was fucking it was like well there's some people that have bigger mouths than others. So the question would be is, still the question is still that you've refused to answer. Does, if it's girthier, does that change how deep you can take it? In your mouth. Probably. What's the girthiest dick you've ever taken in your mouth? Let's ask that. Because I've measured it.

You had your mouth around it. You should have some idea. You probably had your hand around it at some point. Time to steer it. It was probably... Seven inches. I'm like, how big would that be? Probably about six or so. So, yeah. So, a circumference of like six inches. So, pretty damn girthy. Yeah. Pretty damn girthy. Did it change? Did it have length also or just thick? From what you can recall. I'm going to go with that it had length, too. Okay. So did it change on how much you could take it? Well, probably, because there's all this logistics with your mouth and the size of your mouth.

What the fuck are you getting at? I'm not. Quit trying to overthink it. I'm not trying to get to anything. I'm just trying to answer questions. But it's just. So we want to know. We're trying to learn. This is an opportunity for us to become better people and have more knowledge. Do you ever fake gagging sounds? Here's a question. Would you fake gagging sounds? Because let's face it. Even if when I have gagged because there are certain times your mouth is more sensitive than others. And I have actually gagged on your dick. And I've gagged on other people's dicks.

I wish you wouldn't say it like it's such a shock. But yeah, that's okay. Fair enough. It is what it is. Okay. I don't make a sound when I do it. You're not a loud puker. So, like, if I was sucking dick, when you listen to me throw up. So is that the goal is to puke? Well, no. Well, sometimes I've learned that. I was talking to a gal that she was like, yes, forced puke, gag, dick sucking for like hours and loved it.

If I was sucking dick, because if you listen to me throw up, like if you like the sounds of, if you like, if you like the sounds of gagging, you would fucking jizz all over it when I'm getting sick. Because literally I'm just like, it's horrible. It almost made me get sick now. I fight it. Right. So, and you don't, you're like a, I don't feel good. And you just open your mouth, bloop, type thing. So, would you fake gagging sounds? If you knew, turn the guy on. If you knew that the guy was like, oh, baby, I want to make you gag.

And let's say he didn't have a dick that was even going to close gag. Would you, when you do that all the way and it licked the ball trick that you do, which is so fucking hot, would you make a gagging sound to fucking help him get excited? To get excited or to get off? To enhance his experience. Okay, so the only time I play sounds is if I'm kind of tired of fucking and I want it to be over, so I hit the little trigger points to get him to come faster. Okay, so it's going to make the guy shoot his little... Like, what would I do for you? You'd call me daddy. Right. You'd shoot...

Actually, you'd take my hand, you'd let me cover your mouth, and you'd fight it, because, you know, I like that. Well, there's that. Or call you daddy. Call me daddy. So, but, so what you're saying then is you would fake a gag sound. If I needed to. Now the question is, let's hear you do it. Do a gag sound. I've never even done one before. Hold on. For those of you who just listen, just take my finger on it. No, just. There you go. Oh, you had to thrust with it, too. That was okay. Well, I'm just kidding. I don't know, because I don't. Because for some people, it is a huge turn.

I don't like to gag. Right. When I have, I yank my head back. Yeah, you got to keep it on there, and then they yank back. Okay, so, all right. So, gagging is not your thing. No. I hate throwing up, so do you think I'm going to like gagging? Do you think it will ever change, though? Because you were not a girl with years and years, many moons in a galaxy far, far fucking away. Sucking a dick didn't get you wet, didn't turn you on, nothing. Now, sucking a dick gets you fucking drippy and ready to go.

Do you think that you'll ever get to the point that it will skyrocket over into the gagging will make it hotter for you? Well, I have no idea. I mean, could... Well, I guess... Yeah, I know you don't. But I mean, could you see that happening? No. Seriously. When did it make the transition from sucking dick didn't do anything to you? Because you're just like, what did I get out of it to sucking dick turning on? Probably in front of people. In front of people. Okay. I always wondered. Here's the thing. It's, as a guy, from the guy perspective, it's a mood thing.

Like, there are some times, that's hot. You want to hear it sloppy and...

No, here's the thing, you know I don't even like super sloppy pussy, so it's not necessarily want it sloppy, like, I don't want to see you come up with fucking, like, a Komodo dragon that's just eating meat with slobber hanging between my dick and your mouth that's gross but i mean you know it's just one of those things sometimes like to hear that little bit of a gag that it if i'm fucking i'm kind of on a power trip ish a little bit but it it also like it's not my nature just fucking grab a chicken just fucking hold her head down there and be like keep gagging you'll never had anybody do it you wouldn't let them You've come close to holding my head but not But you would stop If they didn't stop you'd bite their dick I know you No if they did that I'd back up And I'd just stand there for a minute Well if they didn't let your head up You would fucking teeth would come out No I'd hit them first Right I wouldn't try it with you Or whatever I wouldn't with you uh so and it's not my name but sometimes so it's i'm such a bitch no but it's not an every time thing it's not like all the time i'm like man i just want to hear i just want to fucking take him rape her tonsils i mean that's not that's you know i don't want i don't want her tonsils to be like flippers on a pinball machine i gag on my toothbrush so i have to really concentrate to suck cock.

I understand. Leah, I understand because I've got. I'm very sensitive. I helped Amanda when she was going to be a dental assistant. And they had to have people come to do x-rays on. And I almost cost her her.

Actually, I probably scored you points because I was the worst patient in the world we had to have so many adult patients so many kid patients and i'm like i know i can get cold because that's he's here i can do him he's like okay i'll do it for you every oh it was horrible they almost the the instructor had to come over and go okay brew through your nose because i have i have the worst guy i tilt your head down oh it was horrific it almost cost me a grade on that i almost had to get another patient but the thing is is i think it's okay i think it's cool that leah's willing to admit that because every girl is different and i think I think guys forget.

You know, just like every guy has different gag reflexes, I think guys forget. Not every chick is just a fucking python that just wants to go whoop and just take half your body down there without. And I'm going to guess that that makes sucking dick a little less fun if you're fucking having to fight that. I would hate to have to fight a gag reflex. Yeah, but you get... Lots of licking on the outside. I don't know. I don't have a sensitive gag reflex, but I would assume that you would get creative and use more hands versus... This is when you go to the ice cream cone method.

It's where you go...

Like the one girl on Twitter that I'm like'm like what is she doing and all she was doing was licking the head and then stroking it because she wasn't gonna deep throat it well the reality of it is luckily for me i've got a belly so if you do it right i probably can't see you anyway so i don't actually i want to actually know what you that's horrible that's bad funny and you know what it is okay so one person did like it uh what's uh gets off from gagging on a dick i don't think i don't think there's no such thing i'm pretty sure a lot of people do well i think that's a i think that's a great question because I don't think there's anything.

You can't say anything's weird. Everybody, there's so many different things that people. Everybody has their own little triggers. It triggers whatever. And you know what? Here's the thing.

If that's a trigger and that makes it hot for you for you whatever i can see how it would be for some people i can see it yeah absolutely it's just not my thing even when my stomach's upset i'm like i don't know michael if she chooses your dick over here she's keeper sexiest sound everyone every man over here is so yeah it is it's that's but no if that's your thing rock on you know i mean there's absolutely i think that's and if it's not your thing rock on there's nothing wrong with telling a guy you know what hold on i'm gonna suck your soul right out of your cock by the way i may have both balls and a leg in there before it's over if that's right and there's no there's nothing wrong with saying here's the deal you know i don't i don't like that's not my thing right and there's absolutely nothing wrong it's your mouth there's absolutely nothing wrong with taking and making a guy stop like if a guy because guys for some reason we just want to fucking grab your head to let you know that's not okay.

Don't ever, never feel like you have to do something like that. You know, if that's not your thing, you shouldn't have to do that. Different strokes for different folks. Brian, that's the greatest reference ever. Just saying. This makes me giggle. That's awesome. Makes me sing. Different strokes. Yeah. Bobbing for penis.

We should do that on a night of a thousand screams is what bobbing for dicks bobbing for dicks just saying do they float well we will we'll cut apples in the shapes of cocks we'll put a we'll put a variety of fruit in there so you can go well not just banana we'll put the little bananas a big banana so you can little bananas and big bananas so you can go diving for if you want a fucking pineapple in there whatever we'll put different fruit so you can go bobbing for whatever so I take you on mind like a steel trap okay where are we at on time I didn't even like that as a kid how are we doing you are half perfect hey great news let's do a halftime show, shall we?

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No, we ran into somebody, Crazy Summer Nights. That they didn't know they were into it until his, I don't think he was married yet to her. Right, did it. But bit it, and then he's like, ooh, I kind of like that. Yeah, yep. So there you go. There's always dry stuff. That's what it's all about. Okay, so there you go. To gag or not to gag, is the question. All right, so we're going to move right along, because we're going to hit topics that we know people want to hear about. Are you sure they want to hear about it? They do want to hear about it.

Well, some of them they want to hear about, some of them are safe to think. And actually, you know, I want to put a quick thing in here, real quick. I'm going to go a slight rant, totally off topic here for a quick second. I have to tell i have never been more fucking pissed and frustrated uh with with people picking shows to listen to than i am this week why because of the the topic that i did my rant on is like a very real fucking topic it's titled violence in the lifestyle okay because of of the distinct reality of...

I put a thing on Twitter about, are you worried about violence at lifestyle events? And should event planners be worried about it? And because it's not titillating, tantalizing, title enough, it has the lowest numbers yet. That is surprising. Absolutely funny. Four different shows have reached out specifically to turn down opportunities to be sponsors of our safe tables. Because, well, they'd rather advertise other things. Well, we have advertising stuff that's more important than that concept. That isn't surprising. Anyways, all right. It's not fun. It's not fun.

So this is why we're doing this. So this next topic, this is when I need your insight a lot on it, okay, obviously, as a woman and health and whatever with it as well. So big thing, obviously, a lot of people are into anal sex. Rock on, right? The concept of going order.

Everything's about order, right right there's like this batman skit one time it's like you know you're talking about depends are we talking about porn or are we talking about real life well both but the concept of going from from anal sex to vaginal sex okay okay so however you got to the butt whether you started with the butt or you did you did regular, you did vaginal sex okay okay so however you got to the butt whether you started with the butt or you did you did regular you did vaginal sex and then what that doesn't matter but going the order from anal sex to vaginal sex is there it what should be the precautions well i mean what's way one's what you what is your opinion i can ask you this your opinion because you like anal I don't know what kind of.

I'm not in the medical field, and I don't want to even think about what could come of infections and whatnot. You're asking about ooze and out your game. Right. Right.

Unless you had a condom on and you took off the condom to go vaginal i'd be okay with it but but that but there's a cleanliness but there's the thing okay so it's it's a cleanliness thing and again it is uh about going from even if you're you know if you're using a condom if you're gonna go i don't know if you would you probably need to change the condom going from vaginal to anal but if you were gonna go back the other way you should you should if you're gonna you should put a different condom on yeah i i think the thing is is that there is uh let's see there's the reason i bring this up when we first got in the lifestyle you did not hear you know the concept we've talked about this before about eating ass right that that was not i'm sure it was going on it just wasn't prevalent right now obviously it is much more prevalent it's much more acceptable it's much more whatever rock on to whatever works this shows our oldness I guess or whatever you know we're both the same way it's like I'm going to want to make sure that that's all like clean before you know I'm not just going to trust after 12 years in the lifestyle I've fucked enough girls from behind to see remnants of paper, you know, which happens to everybody they can't, whatever to not just automatically go, yeah it's probably good just not my thing right, so the the reality of it is, is that with that being more more prevalent i think that and you see a lot more uh obviously uh butt plugs being used but i mean you use butt plugs now a lot you see more butt plugs being used at parties and events too right there's just more of an actual i think more people are comfortable with anal sex than there has been in the past.

And it's, I mean, obviously some people not. But damn it, I think you had to, to me, you would have to worry about it. I would think so. I mean, somebody said bacteria. It's always a thought in my mind. Yeah, Alex, do not recommend bacteria. Yeah, I mean, I guess I would just be fucking super concerned. Like, I was thinking about, okay, so when you go, the porn stars, when they do it, they're going all over the place. They're going from ass to sucking, and it's just like, whoa.

Either you had to have done an enema and made sure you were freaking clean as all get out right or you don't know what you're gonna get back at well but let's face it i mean here's the reality of it when was the last time you saw a porn star pull up pull out and have shit on their dick literally yeah you don't i mean they are taking the precautions of enemas and plus remember folks this is and that's a great point actually remember you can pause the tape and restart it and and well i mean seriously i think i think people i I think people don't understand that concept.

It's like, you know, they're not just, there's steps in between there. There's enemas. There's things that they're doing. They know each other. There's things that, you know, cleanliness is a huge part of it. Safety is a huge part of it. Jessica, it's just female health. Never from back to front. I mean, it just wet wipes between scenes, too.

There's just a lot of things, and I think that people it would be horrendous to went and had a great experience, right, at a swing or event, lifestyle event, only to have to have something you're going in for, some sort of bacterial infection, whatever, it's not an STD that's caused by, you know, feces.

I mean, I just, it's one of those things that, you know that and obviously I think a lot of times in the lifestyle I have talked to women and that when we've laid out ground rules that they're like they don't do anal and they only do anal if they know well in advance so that they can make sure that they're totally cleaned out beforehand and whatever so I think it's something that has to be. It's seen in the movies, which makes it a lot of fun, and people are doing it more, but I think it's something that has to be understood and talked about just to scoge. No Cleveland steamers stuff.

Yeah, no shit. No butt stuff ever. Starvation of multiple enemas. Lead up to anal scenes in porn or one uh overheard yeah well i i think that it's i can see that there's just a lot of there's a lot of precautions you know that you have to take because feces and pleasures don't go hand in hand that's very true you have to it's like anything else you have to be smart about it and what's funny is some people hear this and they're like, God, what kill joys? No.

I'm the biggest believer in the world that if you have a kick-ass weekend, you have a super fun weekend, it can overpower any shit that you'll deal with for the rest of the week, right? No pun intended. No pun intended. But what I can tell you, no matter how great of a super great weekend you had, things like going to pick up your prescription for your STD, going to pick up, you know, the special comb to get rid of the crabs, going to, you know, because you've got some weird infection because you've got dick in your pussy, or no, you've got shit in your pussy.

Those are things that even great sex don't overcome. Just saying. Yeah. That's in my opinion. There you anal play It's not to scare away You just have to be prepared Well you just End it on the anal note Work your way around A, B, C, C Yeah, literally Well. Well, I mean, okay, but here's the, going to to, down for a vag bacteria, from that wouldn't be fun. No, going to a doctor for a vag bacteria, no, that would not be fun. But, okay, so here's the challenge to that, and somebody's going to think about this and go, but what about a DP? I guess, I guess you'd plan better accordingly for it.

Well, what about it mean that would be the thing if you're having a dp and then they guys want to switch and whatever just plan to go through a lot of condoms more than anything else if you're using condoms or or plan to take the seconds to clean things off well if you're you have to set up a dp to be prepared for it but you know you don't just go oh i think i'm gonna do a dp today you have to find two guys who'd be willing to do that i don't i now i may be wrong on this uh i hate going to the doctor perhaps let alone yeah i can't imagine going by the way it smells like shit um i don't think finding two guys to do that is a challenge You don't think so?

No They arrested There's a former football player In jail That got off On raping homeless women Under an overpass Homeless women under overpasses It just shows that humans Their level of depravity Knows no bounds So it's to go I just don't know if a guy would be willing to put his penis in my dick Guys would be willing to put their penis in a fucking naughty tree If it looked sexy enough And you put a little fuzz by it It's just I'm telling ya Why do you think they have laws against bestiality? Because they have to I don't know.

sexy enough and you put a little fuzz by it it's just i'm telling you why do you think they have laws against bestiality because they have to and it's it sounds stupid but it's the same thing they put the warnings not to use the hairdryer in the bathtub because they have to it's it so you'll find somebody and you'll find somebody go oh it's not a big deal no nobody i'm, I'm not worried about it. Hey, I haven't been feeling good. I just had, you know, really greasy, shitty drug stop food. Oh, no worries. I'm sure it'll be fine. Then you got a fucking disaster. Just saying. Okay. There we go.

That's Brian. As long as there was sap in the tree hole. Nothing better than giving it a nice cream filled dinner. Sticky lube. I don't know. sap in the tree hole. Nothing better than giving it a nice cream filled dinner. Sticky lube. Sticky lube. All I'm thinking is you're fucking starting to stick and goo. Starting to harden up. You know what? Here's the thing. Don't do it where there's beavers. Because you're going to be running out. Your dick's not going to go soft. Because it's going to be fucking tree sapped up. And you're going to be in there in the beavers.

You're going to be like, fine. You're going to, not the good beavers, the angry kind. Oh, boy. Doctor, I think I have something wrong with my penis. It seems to be yellow. Oh, why, that's just tree sap, young sir. Come here, let's melt that off. But you could fuck a tree sap, a tree with sap, and then if it's in like the, where do they make maple syrup? Where's the maple tree that? What part of the country is that? Like Vermont or something?

Yeah, so in Vermont if you do it, then you could have morning sex also, because you could go fuck the tree for morning sex, and you got something for your pancakes, just pour your dick in there. And if you got a girlfriend that's willing to go with it, it's like a pig in a blanket. Just pour your dick in there. And if you've got a girlfriend that's willing to go with it, it's like a pig in a blanket. Just saying. There you go. Where does he come up with this? A pig in a blanket. That's just awesome. That would be one sticky situation. It would be.

Just make sure it's just a knot, not a beehive. The honey will taste good, but poo, you ain't ever getting that out of there. Piglet, can you help me? My penis is stung. Oh, Lord. Wow. Well, where are we at? How are we doing here? Oh, perfect. Let's hurry and get off of that one while I'm thinking about it. Because I got all kinds of poo jokes. No, I don't have any poo jokes.

I've got pooh winnie the pooh pig's like every girl goes i want all the memes of these girls going i want a guy to eat me out like poo on eating a honey pot now they want a tree dick fucking yeah thousand wafts on your cock you know what my dick is It's back to that organic thing like we were talking about last week, the organic pussy. The machine is a non-organic pussy. You have an organic pussy because it's real. Guess what? An organic vibrator. Coat your rock hard dick in honey and stick it in a beehive and pull it out.

And it will vib and you know what it's a viagra it's a natural viagra because all the bee strings okay so a long time ago there not a long time ago when when we both worked at the same establishment one of the the sales guys was trying to throw me off and you said you can't say anything to her to embarrass to embarrass her. Right. No, you can't. And he goes, well, you know what I heard on the radio this morning? I said, what's that? And he goes, what the first dildo was, or vibrator. And I go, well, what's that? And he goes, well, it was a hollowed-out cactus with bees in it. Right.

And I'm like, okay. Yeah. He's like, doesn't that get you? I'm like Okay He's like doesn't that get you No But that's just pissing And putting them in a container being pissed Versus being stuck to your dick and pierced Pissed And get pierced It would swell up You know what I made my penis grow I made my dick grow seven sizes really how'd you do it well it doesn't stay once the swelling go down but initially the thousand bee swings stings yeah first i tried letting a rattlesnake bite it that's why i only have one nut all right sweet we're gonna get off that sweet all right there.

Now, last thing. So, since we've talked, we're talking about, speaking of ass, you know, I'm wearing my nose like a coke addict. Sorry. Speaking of ass, so let's talk about how, because, you know, a lot of people, when they get into the lifestyle, they're boldly doing things they've never done before. Right? And people, you know, 40s and 50s, you can't just assume they've sucked dick or they've done this or they've done that. Because they haven't. A lot of them are coming out of their different types of marriages or different levels of experience, and they're exploring whole new worlds.

And the ass being one of those. Courtney, cut your B-swings. The anal sex, that's going to be a whole new zone for people. So what would you recommend on helping people to break in the ass? Well, how would you like me to do that for you? Tap in that ass. We can't do it on me because the only reason why we can't do it on me is with the fucking way my hemorrhoids are half the time, it would kill me and I would bleed to death. That's true. Okay. Damn it. I was trying to help you set you up for that shit you asshole. No. Look, here's the thing. They say pegging is the greatest thing in the world.

How would you like for me to do that for you? Well, here's the thing. This applies actually to men as well because obviously pegging is a huge thing so for a person in general how would starter plugs tell somebody that doesn't know because even i don't know they come in multiple butt plugs they're this goofy looking thing right not all of them have a cartoon character on the back multiple sizes you start off with. You start off with the itty-beety one, get it stretched out a little bit, and use lube. Lube is your friend. Did you used to use the numbing lube, right? No. You never.

You just used lots of lube. No. When we first started, it was anal lube. Okay. Which was thicker for some reason, and it stayed. Like syrup. Like we were talking about a minute. Don't use syrup. I'll see you next time.

started it was anal lube okay which was thicker for some reason and it stayed like like syrup like we're talking about a minute don't use syrup sorry go ahead so but here's the thing okay i get you start with smaller sizes stick smaller things in first and work your way up i get that part but the more the part would be like okay when you out, if you want to build bigger biceps, you want to build your pecs, right? You do certain exercises for your pecs. You do so many of them so many days a week, whatever, and that's how you build your pecs, right? Or pick any muscle in your body.

They'll talk about like if a guy wants to get better at lasting longer during sex, jack off, you know, beat it, and it'll work for you. Well, you don't take. So, what, I mean, do you just, like. Hey, pause. Pause. You don't take this butt plug and fuck your ass with it. Well. You stick it in there, and it starts to condition your butt to be open a little bit. So, okay. All right. That makes sense. So, you can put it in and sit around all day. Yeah, like, okay. Because you didn't start with butt plugs. We didn't have any. We didn't have any. Yeah, so. Then I got a small one.

Well, that was kind of useless because. But, well, seriously, do you put it in and go the day with this one? It's like, well, this one works. Is it like stretching your ears? Yeah. Where you put a stretcher in so you get up in the morning and you're like, okay. Pretty much. We're going to start this adventure. And I'm going to wear it for the next two weeks. I'm going to wear.

Well, I don't know if i'd go that extreme well but i just i mean you get it stretched out and then when you pull it out you stretch it to no it goes back we had this discussion one time a long time right but the the thing is is you're you're that's what, I guess what I'm trying to say is for people listening that don't know, you're not trying to stretch it out because that's what scares people. Well, once you get fucked, then it's going to be like this big and poop's just going to run out.

No, like the porn, like, like the very first time I was like, I don't want to gape an asshole like they show on these porn and they like spread their cheeks and I go, eh. And you hear the, no. Hello. I don goes right back right that's just after being fucked it's it opened up it so it's actually you're conditioning the muscle to relax or you have to do that mentally okay yes yes but because that's my theory is that some people are going to have the fear factor that they are, oh, my God, I don't want to stretch it out. And see, Jessica says only like an hour. You don't have, I was being.

With or without tails attached. I think tails is your choice. I was being a smart ass saying you can wear it all day if you wanted to. Right. You're not going to want to. Right, no. Because it does feel a little odd, but. Well, you've got something up your ass. Do you really? Well, I'm assuming, so... But it opens it up to be a little bit more conditioned to stick something this big in it. The bigger thing is, is that you're not stretching it out. That's the part we're trying to get through. Initially, yes, but it goes right back. Right.

I think there's that fear that it's not always communicated the right way. No, you're not going to have a gaping asshole. That shit's just going to leak out of it. Oh man, imagine farting with a plug-in. It's only scary for the people behind you. Ding. I don't think you'd be able to. Maybe it makes your eyes just go pop. I guess you could and push it out. It depends on the size of the butt. Oh, good. And tails are optional. That's up to you if you want a tail. That'd be fun, but it'd tickle, so I wouldn't want one.

I would love that part where I'd just be tickled with the tail and skip it and be on my butt. So here's the other thing. Now, what's funny is you don't see it prevalent that much, the Benoit balls. Benoit balls? Beno's. Benoit. Benoit balls. You don't see it as much, which you said, because I asked you one time if you would want some. The pull cord. The zip cord. Those aren't Benoit balls. No, those aren't Benoit balls. Those are. You're talking about anal beads. Anal beads.

Yes, Vincent, it would be somewhat like a bullet yeah uh out of your ass yeah but you yeah but you wouldn't really you said you wouldn't really i don't think i would want which so for you the the coming out part of it isn't the isn't the pleasurable part of it obviously right so that's so i mean everybody and you have to do it slowly chainsaw cords yeah yeah well i mean you know here's the thing if you had them i would get in trouble what one i know you're supposed to go so you don't hurt people two i would want to go and i would do that and i would here's the thing you could have for 20 years and every time i would do it one time and you'll find out how it feels on yourself right even if i did it i would have sound effects no it doesn't come out the most pleasant.

At least in my opinion. For other people, they might like it. The sound effects would be awesome, though. The opportunity for sound effects would be great. Sure. Tick. I would do it like a I'd watch a clock. Oh, look, the bomb's coming. Diffuse it. See, this is why we can't have these. This is why we can't have nice things. Just saying. This is why I don't show you that. I just, you know. And I can tell you this. Don't give in to spend the next money for the ones that are spinners. Okay?

Because the reality of it is, if you're doing're doing your right you're only going to play with it for a few seconds and and now the lighted ones are cool they're distracting as hell for somebody like me because if it's flashing i'm gonna watch it i think that would be cool if they had one that you spun it and it sparked on the inside so it gave them a little bit of a that'd be in your butt it would spark that'd be kind of cool i i won in a prize thing a glowing spinner butt plug and yes i've tried it that's screaming of you dying cold that's what i can hear yeah i yeah i honestly i can't so i'm like here watch this i'm like yeah i can't i can't stay focused with that then i'm gonna want to spin it and then we're not Yeah i i honestly i can't so i'm like here watch this i'm like yeah i can't i can't stay focused with that then i'm gonna want to spin it and then we're not then i'm not thrust in because i can't multiple i'm not a if you're a drummer you can have those things because you can do multiple i can't and so then i'd just be spinning and if you had one with his tail because i like to be tickled then i would just be tickling myself with your tail and and i know that and that's you know that's uh uh you know that's just the way it is so it's just one of those things i know i know those light and vibrating is interesting i look here's the reality they have some cool things for you to put up your butt and honestly i think we should have a thing that's invented people to me.

Because I would love, I'm going to be curious as fuck. Whatever you want to put up there, I'm going to be like, whoo. But just understand, like, if we fuck, I won't be able to focus. Just seriously. And I'm just being honest. I know me, you know.

If it was me, I think it's silly that they don't have a butt plug that is like a like an mp3 player or something because I think it would be perfect if they had a butt plug that was playing music so then we've got the radio we're not worried about where to put it we can have the radio going I mean changing channels it's hard to do something like that but we can figure that part out Show and tell Oh absolutely Yeah absolutely I'm all about show and tells Even some anal plugs with jewels Yeah and I want real jewels Yeah whatever I want to get so rich that at some point in time I can shove a diamond up your ass I don't think it's going to happen But it would need to be a big one Like the big Tiffany one Just saying I don't know Thank you.

And shove a diamond up your ass I don't think it's going to happen But it would need to be a big one Like the big Tiffany one Just saying I don't know These are all things I think about and worry about I got nothing Alright so hopefully Oh my lord I don't realize we're recording a show So they just keep interrupting So there we go What a, there we go. What a great show. Look, we learn stuff. People learn. By the way, Brian, thank you very much for liking my rant. I really do appreciate it. Please share my rants.

I really hope people, if anything, I wish our rants would go viral more than I worry about these shows going viral, honestly. So, I don't know. It's a real world effect. It's what we do. It's all about you. Pretty much. I'm such a whore. You can record a rant anytime you want to. Thank you. Pretty much. I'm such a whore. You can record a rant anytime you want to. Anytime. I know. It's all. It's here for you, baby. This studio is yours. You can own this bitch. I almost did one day when I was really pissed off, and then I didn't. Good girl, see?

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