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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most and a hard penis. I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and surprised Mr. Amanda. That's it. Touch it low or higher. Faster. Feeling if it's hard. There it is. Should I tap it? Tapping it. Awesome. Bapping at my cock. Anyways, for those of you who follow along at home, as most of you, I'm sure you are, with Baited Breath. Shame you use a new word today. With Baited Breath. Following along at home, this is episode 254. 254. Are we supposed to take notes or something? Probably. And season six. Yep. So, there we go. We're going to cough, gag, and sputter our way through this one. Because it's what we do. Mmm, sexy. Nummy. Nothing says fuck me like phlegm. Anyways, it's not contagious. I'm past that part. Speaker2: Are you sure it's not contagious? How would you know if a cold is contagious or not contagious? Speaker1: It's because I'm past that part. Speaker2: How do you know you're past that part? Speaker1: Because all that's running through my system right now is fucking drugs. Speaker2: And not those kind of drugs you're talking about. Speaker3: Antihistamine. Speaker1: They had no problem with me going in and doing my CT shit today and all that stuff. So they're fine. And I tried to... This is how you know you're old. I tried to flirt with the fucking girl because she made the comment about putting my IV in. She's like... I'm like, as long as you do a good job putting my IV in. She goes, I like it just to slide in. I'm like, well, that's how I like it, too. And she goes, I guess that was inappropriate. I'm like, so many jokes. She goes, but we'll skip them and walk down. All right, fuck. And she looks hot in scrubs, too. So there you go. And I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to sit here quietly now while they get the rest of my tests done and not make any more sexual jokes are you serious and she asked me when i ring back i said it means i want to fuck you and i didn't say that part i saw that in my head my head i want to fucking pound the shit out of you because you're 30 and it's like nummy i'm like uh just means i'm part of a social group an organization where we like to meet other people influence people and positively positively spread Joy and cheer She said really I go yeah She goes how do you Spread positive Positive things and cheer I'm like usually through sex But that's just kind of A sign of it This is why they love me I'm a urologist Anyways They never do this Kind of things When I go with you That's because They're afraid The wife is there Shh Maybe he's going to get hit if he talks. He'll do that dog training and slap me on the head. Well, it's because I antagonize it. Plus, they felt bad. They had me wrangled up in this machine way longer than they'd be because I was tall. What does tall have to do with anything? Here's what's funny. Here's part of the thing. By the way, we'll talk about other shit in a second. You know, to do the CT, and all I'm doing is CT. I do my yearly CTs because I'm a little nut thing, so I'm sure I'm fine. But I couldn't help but think, here's how fucked up I am. I'm cracking jokes about the fact that I'm on estrogen blockers and testosterone. And so we get into this whole concept about how my estrogen was higher than yours, and that if I'd had a vag, it had been working better than yours at one point in time.
Speaker2:
And we'll see you next time. testosterone and so we get into this whole concept about how my estrogen was higher than yours and if i'd had a badge it'd been working better than yours at one point in time and she goes well you don't have to have a period i'm like that's true and and so then we're talking about she goes because that would suck to bleed out of your dick and i'm like it would suck to bleed out of my dick that would be horrible we're having this conversation and because you know jesus goes okay so i'm going to have you take and drop your jeans so you, like, pull them down to your knees, whatever, then lay down on the... I didn't know they made you do that.
Speaker1:
Yeah, because of the balance stuff. It's like, okay. And then they throw a blanket over you. And it's like, and I almost said it. I didn't. But I'm like, so basically, this is how you know they can check out junk all day long. And if they think it's hot, they can hit it on you or not. I mean, she kept mentioning, you know, her husband. He's like, okay, yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm not going not gonna get to fuck you i'm hooked up to my b i understand fair enough and i went i need to start working out because that would up my odds just saying these are the important things that went through my mind today these are all the important things so according to my doctors if you're reducing your estrogen and you're increasing your testosterone, that's supposed to go in your favor to lose weight. Right. So it will if I will also go in my favor to not shove shit down my gullet. Keep things in or away from my mouth. Well, there's that too. Anyways, we do have sponsors. I should say them really quick. I'd like to get new ones and more. Not new but additional ones so we gotta make sure that these feel love so people listening know i want to be a sponsor they give them love okay you want to give them some love people like when you give love wrong set of lips try again anyways okay uh asm lifestyle magazine that's right three million readers can't be wrong they might be but don't listen to them if they are make it a habit to read each and every month if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the square world, ASN Lifestyle Magazine and right now, the chase is on the finalists have been named now, between now and June 30th you can vote twice a day twice a day once again, year 4 we're up for awards we're up for 3 awards we need your vote twice a day. Once again, year four, we're up for awards. We're up for three awards. We need your vote for Best Event Trade Show Convention, Crazy Winter Nights. We're the only two-time winner in that category, by the way. And also for Best Supporting Lifestyle Business, Full Swap Radio, and Best Retail Business, Full Swap Shop. So you go to ASNLifestyleMagazineAwards.com. Vote twice a. Help us out. We'd appreciate it. Also, Nightcaps, that's right. Don't leave the safety of yourself or someone you love at bars or events to anyone other than yourself. Nightcaps, the drink spike prevention scrunchie. Get yours today. You can get one at Nightcaps.com. Or you can get one with our cool logo on it from Full Swap Shop. See how I did that?
Speaker2:
Smooth. Yeah. Rock on.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
Rock on.
Speaker1:
Alright, what do you want to talk about? This is your moment. Shine, little starlet.
Speaker3:
Shine.
Speaker1:
How's your vag?
Speaker3:
Doing good. Warmed up. Got beat on last week it's all good came around nicely was that just last week it was no are you talking about for you no no I didn't beat on it last week somebody else did you were there I thought it was just last week I think it was longer no no check the receipt pedals it was last week you got yes pedals pedals there you know yep we're warming up for july you're getting ready yes you're getting ready this is what it's all about because hey you know uh the thing is is that if you want to make content with miss amanda send us information you might be able to she will fuck fans for content just saying it's a thing you can be famous if you sign a release that lets me use it for content well fuck yeah no otherwise that's just fucking for fun you do that but i have one cameras and i have one guy on my twitter and only fans that was like i'm gonna be in town on the weekend and i'm're leaving. Sorry. Yeah, and we didn't get back to the late and we were tired. And I was exhausted and I'm like, I can't do it. We'll get it figured out. It's no worries. We'll get it figured out. It's what we do. It's the way we roll. I think he'd come back any point in time. No! Not what do you think. I have a hair tickle on my face. Do you? It's going to drive me nuts. Nuts isn't like the ones that slap your chin? Or nuts sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't? I've been napping all day, so I've got all kinds of work. I'm cracked up. That's what it's all about. And here I got up at 4. I went to work. I worked not even 10 hours, 9 1⁄2. Yeah, yeah. I came home, went for a run, cooked dinner. I did pass out on the couch.
Speaker4:
You didn't? Let's talk about how stressful your job is.
Speaker3:
It's not.
Speaker4:
Did you scan today or just answer phones?
Speaker3:
I didn't answer phones.
Speaker4:
Oh, see, see, woof.
Speaker2:
Thank God. Oh, that's a lie.
Speaker1:
I filled in for the other gal. Could have got paper cuts galore. I could have. She's a bleeder. That's not going to hell. There's just some days you can't keep up with him. I don't even try. I don't even have any consolation. That's why I'm wearing a hat. I'm like, fuck it. The most cool thing is we got the full swap radio truck has now arrived. So I've got it. We've got to start getting the shit put on the sides. Because we're going all full bore. We got the hood ornament came in from Convoy. Fucking mean duck. That's going on tomorrow. That's going to get put on and get the fucking yeah full swap reader truck is here i'm excited i mean you didn't listen to me on the how to put it on part that's okay i didn't put it on yet i know so there you go it's just it's just yeah we're gonna use it to cover some of the rust on there anyways yeah that's what we do so yeah i'm studio's hot as fuck could be the pill day maybe i was gonna say maybe you're having a hot flash could be they asked me about that and i said yes and they said well that doesn't how do you think about that? I'm like, I am 285 pounds. I'm a polar bear. Yeah, hot flashes. Awesome. That's fucking great. I'm going to have a kiddie pool. I'm going to splash around. Did they ask you what your wife did the first time you had one? They just assumed laughed at me. And that's what you're going back to about. At least you don't have a period and bleed not your dick. But I don't. I've maybe had just a handful of pop flashes. It's all good. I was lucky. It's when I lactate. Then I can have an ice cold drink. No, I'm not lactate. That would be other things to trigger that. Damn straight that my OnlyFans would be going good. Which my OnlyFans. I've got my OnlyFans up and going. I put my jack off video on my OnlyFans today today did you do the one of me laughing at you while you were doing it no it's just really why didn't you do that because it showed me and then it showed you because i was driving in the car and he's like i'm really horny okay the way there you said i'm horny and i said well here i'll help you out i pulled my down. I got out my vibrator. Now, you said. Yeah, yeah. So, thank you for taking care of yourself.
Speaker2:
So, I videoed me doing that. You, on the way home, you go, I'm still fucking horny. And I'm like.
Speaker1:
And I had a cold.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
I said, I'll drive. I was already driving.
Speaker1:
You were going to drive anyways, yeah.
Speaker2:
I said, pull your pants down and go at it. And you go, okay.
Speaker1:
Hey, for tending windows.
Speaker2:
So, I'm like, I'll record it.
Speaker1:
So, I had it over here. It was a horrible angle. It was mean. And I panned over to you. And you're just going at it and you go okay so I'm like I'll record it so I had it over here it was mean and I panned over to you and you're just going at it and panned back over to me and to you I'm soon to be rich it's a horrible angle so I'm like well help him out so I put it in the phone holder and I put it on him and I toggled your nuts I figured they would make me tag your hand and they did not serious yeah so they must. I put a picture of a guy's hand, and I have to tag him. They must assume that, in fact, my hand was holding my phone watching porn. One was on my dick. The third hand was just mine also. I have no idea. I was like, oh, whatever, okay. That was so funny. But my OnlyFans is for charity. Yes, mine's not. Yeah, yours is for your own greedy fucking shit. It is what it is. You do more on yours. Mine's for charity. So we need more people to tune in to watch me jack off. Onlyfans.com. Backslash. Cole. K-O-L-E. Kazma. K-A-S-B-H. You can do $4.99 a month. Look at you, Cole. You can help the charities. My sexualness is, my sexuality is going to be what takes and, you know, will give, help people with their finances. You can thank my penis. Good Lord. Okay. Well, that's about me stripping for everybody else's donors. Stripping for a cause, man. That's what we do. We always are doing shit like that. That's what we do. We do a lot of shit, which is kind of cool. It's kind of fun. It's fun to take this shit and do other cool shit with it. You know, just saying. It's all going to be good. I thought it was funny with my facial expressions and watching you and stuff. Well, I'm still going to keep it. I'll put more on there. It's not like I run around jacking off in the car all the time. I'll need more content. I don't think I'm'm gonna have a lot of people just knocking them in order to shoot content with me so it'll be okay i'll do it yeah because you want it for your only fans that's not it no i do it because i like to fuck you but that's beside the point that was toggling you were driving you don't even like to drive enough to fucking do that most of the time most of the time it's like here come in here in here. Okay, I'm like, wait, do you have your phone?
Speaker2:
We have to record this. You're like, no, we're not recording it. Come on here.
Speaker1:
I've got a hard one. I'm 50 years old. I've got a boner. We have to go with it. Have boner, fuck now. Not have boner, let's go get snacks, supplies, run around, spend 22 minutes.
Speaker2:
Okay, so what we need to do is we need to keep something in the bedroom to be prepared to be able to record it.
Speaker1:
We need to set up lighting so things go click, whoom, and it's ready to go. That's what we need, yes. I don't know if I want that in my bedroom, but. You were seriously? Would you care? No. Okay, so then, yeah, there you go. Before one kid boomerang back in, I had a room that was specific. Someday we'll get him out. I figure if we just start fucking enough people in the living room right outside his door, I'll leave. Anyways, we'll figure it out. I don't think so. Here's the topic I want to talk about tonight. We're going to focus. Ooh, there's a topic. Well, kind of. You said you didn't know what you were going to talk about. No, but it is. You changed your mind. I'm trying to figure out. This is a thing with me, okay? So I'm trying to figure out. I'm watching all over the country. I'm watching groups spring up all over the place. I'm watching events spring up all over the place. And here's what I'm really curious about. Because obviously we own Full Swap 101, the Facebook page. Okay. And I've had people putting posts on their brand new in the lifestyle. Brand fucking new. They've been to, like, two events. And they're going to put on an event. Because they just, they don't think they're good enough action. Or they think they can do it better. What I really want to know is, you know, how fucking, what do people really actually expect and want at events? And I'm not telling this hotel, all scales, at fucking meet and greets, at bigger events, hotel takeovers, bar take, there's a shit ton of bar takeovers, there's not even hotel takeovers. Everything is a takeover, which is complete bullshit for one, but whatever. You know, at events, what do people really actually want? Because what I'm wondering is, instead of going, if you're brand new, you're brand fucking new, remembering when we were new, you don't know shit you don't have a fucking clue about anything like so you're still trying to figure out your own shit as a couple right so if you don't have your own shit as a couple figured out how can you put something on that's worth a shit I'm going to reach that point where I'm going, it's important to important to us but is it is it like is it like we always use condoms you know always use condoms uh-huh every profile says that it's bullshit whatever is it is it the same thing because how do you how can you put something on if you haven't been to anything yet i mean seriously unless okay so if you think about the the first farm one that we went to barn party whatever you want to call it and we were new and we read all the instructions and it was all the bring a towel for sex and bring this and bring that and bring a cooler and all this shit. And we bring all this stuff to walk in and there's just this dance going on. And you go, I thought that was going to be this full blown out orgy all over the place. I'm confused. Yeah, and they were all excited going, oh, sweet, new people. And then they did nothing. And then they ignored us. Yeah, that was great. And you sit there and go. But we found out later that if people chose to have sex or found someone they wanted to hook up with, that was in the basement. Right. And we didn't know that. And there was no way. And there was nobody doing anything. Well, there's like a group of people behind this little partition thing having sex and we didn't know. We thought they were just joking around. It probably was the aftermath of. Then there was this other girl sitting on this guy's lap fucking, and that was it. I think the part that amazes me now is that there's a couple things that I'm seeing on national trends. Because, you know, we're on a million one pages, right? You are. I keep i keep getting added pages and pages are starting out with people you talk about the blind leading the fucking blind right they have no fucking clue no clue it's like okay whatever you're seeing things like everything is um immediately wanting to want to have an event it's like there's this huge push okay we did it wrong ourselves we never had a house party we still haven't had a house party but we've got dogs we've always had dogs right and the last thing you want to do is try to figure out what to do with right we jumped right to the to a hotel which is whatever we got talked. But, oh, my God. We weren't, when we threw our first hotel takeover, we had been in the lifestyle for five years. A little bit longer. Yeah, I mean, it's not like we were new in the lifestyle. It's like, oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me? These people are throwing this shit. And here's the thing here's the trend i'm seeing nationwide no refunds everything is no refunds everything people can't do that a lot of people some people can plan that far in advance some people cannot it's the problem okay so the the reason why the no refund thing is annoying as fuck, swingers are notorious anyways for waiting until the last minute. If you have someone that has no refunds, granted, every place you've got to cut them off at some point in time because for counts and all the rest of the shit, I get it. But you're encouraging, this is that blind leading the blind, you're encouraging people not to make a decision until the last fucking possible minute. Which makes it almost impossible to be better organized to have an event. And I'm trying to figure out what is it that people actually want. Because everybody goes, we want to party. How can you say you want to fucking party if you're new and you're going to somebody that's new that's never had shit you don't know what a party is they don't know what a party is not really look this is not college is it i mean yeah i don't know maybe for some people it is well i'm not reading i'm a mess of uh you're a jack-off. Thank you, Bobby. To find someone to have a good time with is what Dan said. That's just on finding the right person. Yeah, I couldn't imagine the logistics to put an event on. I've never done a house party. I'll never do one. We have a cast you profile and get message after message about some event that we know we can't even go to. Yep. Sometimes shit happens. Kids, et cetera. Yep. The thing is, we always waited. Well, we're not we. You're a last minute person. But no. We did not. When we saw an event we wanted to go to, we made a commitment we were going to that event. Yeah. Instead of like, we want to go to that event. We made a commitment we were going to that event. And the only time we pulled out, not event we made a commitment we're going to that event and the only time we pulled out not even when we had kids kids thanks very much the only time we pulled out was if something absolutely came up that we couldn't go we were not with we've never been once to wait to see maybe there's something better yeah like we don't do that right because that's again the reason this the reason this is that's going to be the thing, why is this important? It's important because if you want events to be a higher quality, like everybody says, we're not bed-notching. Nobody's bed-notching. Nobody is bed-notching. Everybody is opposed in the lifestyle to bed-notching. We only want to fuck if we can have a relationship We don't want to just fuck Because we don't only want to fuck if we can have a relationship. We don't want to just fuck because we're horny and we want to fuck. That does not happen. So that was a sport fuck. Anyways. Quality over quantity. Yeah, quality over quantity. What if we heard millions of times? Every fucking time. Except if you have events that are not have no structure that the whole concept event is just a fuck how is that quantity over quality quality over quantity it so what i guess what i'm trying to figure out is is there's like this constant this constant uh conflict so what is it this is part of what the challenge the lifestyle has is what, if the lifestyle doesn't know what they want, how can it get better and move in the right direction? Because honestly, right now, in my opinion, it's moving the fucking exact opposite direction. It's actually, it's actually very, very scary to me right now what the lifestyle is doing. Because as you continue to have less experience and less events, less based upon a quality event, the risk goes up. Right?
Speaker2:
I'm not quite sure I followed that.
Speaker1:
So, when you have people that don't know what to look for what to be what to be worried about the safety of the event is is compromised yes the uh will you the odds of becoming a drunken fucking fuck fest which can be fine goes up but then there's other risks that goes with it right so what's the happy medium like i get that everything doesn't have to be like the most planned down and the biggest you know production in the world but there has to be some there has to be some happy medium somewhere in there and what do people want maybe it depends on the generation no because most of us are still old in the lifestyle not everybody there's a group of young ones yeah but but i mean they're still we're still the the crowd is still older for the most part as a general rule why aren't we having like this big home theater thing and just sitting around watching movies? Watching movies, yeah.
Speaker2:
Eating popcorn, visiting in the back, maybe a make-out here.
Speaker1:
Playing cards. I'm not old.
Speaker2:
The senior center that your grandpa was in,
Speaker1:
they had that big theater room that was like these love seats throughout. And it was like, oh, that'd be oh that'd be great we should go see if we can do one of that for our fucking event there was one that had beds we're gonna do a senior center who had the beds it was like an actual movie theater wasn't it that went to beds yeah yeah we're gonna go do a senior center takeover that'd be right up our alley right same reason we got tickets to both KSNs we want to go, and now it's going to be amazing, absolutely. Yes, it is going to be amazing. It's going to be amazing. I'm not old. You're funny. Look at the record of the people putting on the event. Call your head in the nail on the head. The ultimate thing, here's the deal. Having been in this a long time now, and, I mean, I'm mid-range. We're mid-range a long time. been in this a long time now and I mean I'm mid-range we're mid-range long time 12 years isn't a long time because people have been in like 30 years we're not that old yet. No. We're mid-range but we like to sport fuck I don't have to know you to fuck you. In fact it's probably better if I don't know you to fuck you you know so it's like i i think that at some point in time in the lifestyle has to start reaching a point where we talk about honesty we talk about communication so let's skip the bullshit if what we want is basically a party where we're gonna go and and everything they're drunk and hopefully just fuck, then lose the fucking quality over quantity bullshit and call it what it is and let's get back to sport fucking and go. Let's do this shit. Like, versus, you know, you're not going to become friends with somebody in five hours of a party. I can become friends with you enough to fuck you. I can become friends with you enough in two minutes to fuck you. Like, I can walk in the door and be like, hey, we're friends, let's fuck. Boom, right there. As long as they agree if they're interested in you. Right, exactly. And the thing is, skip all the fucking bullshit, you know? Because regardless of where you go, you still have to have people that are interested people that are interested in you exactly assume that it's going to be this orgy that everybody's going to break out and fuck everybody because it does you want you want to know the do you want to know why most people won't travel in my opinion why the hardest thing about traveling is why in this in this this kinder gentler fucking crap is that we went to a party that was five hours away, right? How often are we going to go back that far? I don't even know how often they have parties. Like, we went to one five hours away? Yeah, the one in Missouri. Oh, yeah. Good party. Great party. This is not against the party, okay? No. But if I have to be friends with you first, why waste my time to go that far away? That's true. Because, so I can go down for the first time, and we can meet you, talk to you, and start to get friends with you, whatever. And then maybe in six months when we go back, the next time we take a fucking full weekend trip down there, a mini vacation. But you're expecting people to get out of their comfort zone and talk to you you there was a couple that we probably could have fucked and i know we could have right but but i'm i'm just saying that that's just it though there it is it's like this is the other part that's so funny about the whole this whole concept of being friends first is that the reality of it is is that it's much more comfortable for most people to have a shot and go let's go fuck than it is to sit and have a conversation yeah if you're around me people that know me at all if you know me which is easier to get to know me or to get or to have enough fun to want to fuck me and if I have a four hour time for me Are you going to get to know me or to get or to have enough fun to get want to fuck me and if i have a four hour time for me you're gonna get to know me or you're gonna probably more have to be willing to fuck me which is it gonna be honestly well are we talking know you get deep friendship be friends whatever wait when i first met you i didn't know you but like maybe five hours and I took you back to my room and we eventually fucked. I'm easier, if you want to get to know you, if you want to see the highlights, like if I'm given a four hour time frame, you can get to know me enough to fuck. You ain't going to get to know me. No. And if I i'm gonna get into that deep type of a thing then you can have 25 hours and you're you're out of luck but at four hours it's fun time to get to know you takes a lifetime yeah it's so let's call it what it is i mean this becomes the problem because what happens is this is when if you have new people doing shit no one's saying temper your expectations because the new people that are putting on parties don't know what to tell people because they're new they have no fucking clue so then you have new people going there they don't know what to expect so they have no idea so what you have happening is people leaving parties either A. disappointed because no one is helping them temper and kind of guiding the whole fucking process be confused because no one can communicate worth of fucking shit live in a person or c pissed off because someone got fucking handsy as fuck and maybe on the rare chance actually had like a great time that went, oh my God, we got to go back for more. That's the fundamental problem. So, and not saying that can't happen with people who have been in the lifestyle a long time. Also, as you're having events and parties, it's a learning curve, right? It's all a learning curve. That's the thing. The other thing you don't have is you have new people putting on parties. When you've been in as long as we have, we look at an event come up and we go, that has every potential to be a shit show. Do we not do that? Yeah, we do. And what do we say about all those parties that are eventual shit shows? Hell no. But there's sometimes where we go, well, you know, it'd be kind of interesting. Sometimes we go for the, it's just to watch the train wreck. We don't. I don't know if we've ever been to one that we purposely went to knowing it was going to be a train wreck. No, if we think, if we go, eh, we generally go, eh, we'll see how this one goes. We'll hear about it. We'll see how it goes. Let's wait and see what the rumor mill says. And that's what a lot of experienced people do. Because they don't want to go to one that's going to be a complete shit show so this is the challenge so that's where that's why i ask what do people actually want you know and how do how do you better how do you actually better serve an area or how do you how do you reach more people because i think that themes have kind of run their course to a large degree i mean like themes now can be you have to be careful yeah that you know i was never as a newbie somebody had a theme night i'm like i'm not gonna dress up i'm not gonna look like a fucking idiot so i wouldn't dress up you don't want to be the only one to walk in with it on right and it's like yeah yeah no and i would never dress up plus things are expensive yeah so when you have a theme night it's like here's added expense unsure usually they only apply to the women more than they do to the guys and And quite honestly, you have to be careful because some themes now can be considered offensive. Right? So you've got to keep that in mind. So themes have kind of run their course a little bit. It's so funny that the ultimate thing that's coming down to making an event successful is getting people to communicate the other challenges is when you have new they throw too many things out there this is when you have too much of a strong mix of the bdsm community and it just it's like it's overwhelming it's it's overwhelming and underwhelming all at the same time and that's the challenge so it's Like, how do you, it's like, how do you do that? I don't know. It's very frustrating because you want to put on events. I'm frustrated because I'm looking for events for us to go to. Okay. Okay, so that's really the frustration. I know I'm confident in our events, right? So this isn't about how do we put on a better event. I'm frustrated because I want to find events that we want to go to that are not just ones that are traveled across the country that every time is in a plane ride or a 10-hour trip. Right? And it's like so the frustration is trying to find cool events because when you put on events, it's fun to get to go to events that you're not putting on.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Like, it's a blast to get to go somewhere where you get to just be, you know.
Speaker2:
You actually got to sit and relax and visit and not give two shits the world. And if you want to flirt, flirt. If you want to go have sex, go have sex.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
If you hear some drama shit, it doesn't concern you. Not your circus. Right. You know, or something spills or something's out or something. And it's not your circus. It's not your monkeys. That's like an awesome thing. But now it's like, okay, so because our weekends, our time is precious, right? So I don't want to go to an event that's going to suck. That's a huge part of it. And I don't want to go to an event because if we go to events that are too close and they suck, it's like we're giving our stamp of approval. I'm out on that. Like, you know, we just want to go have fun. So what are people doing to make events better? Where are the cool events? I think they all end up being kind of the same to a degree to a degree i mean i it just it's or you get copied well yeah exactly but i mean it's just it's like trying to that's the whole thing of trying to find trying to find the new where do can where can you go because as an experience we're going somewhere that it's all put on by newbies you just feel a sense of impending doom and it's like fuck are you shitting me you know no no I'm not going down that path that's the whole thing I don't know it know. It's... And I'm not going to fucking... I won't do shit, though. I have no refunds. I have no problem paying money for the... I have no problem paying money for a lifestyle party. And paying more. I understand the concept of it. We get it. I will not do a fucking party that has no refunds. Because to me, that's shady as fuck. Because you're hiding something. There's a fucking reason why... It's a Star Wars thing. It's General Ackbar. It's a trap. I mean, you know. Oh, hey, I've got your money no matter what, so fuck you later. No, fuck that. I'm so out on that shit. It's a huge part of it. I don't know. It's like meet and greets. Why do meet and greets need to have a theme? Like, seriously. The theme of a meet and greet is meet and greet. Well, if you're meeting somebody. It's in the title. But if you're meeting somebody for the first time, the last thing i want to be done is dress like i don't know a theme what the hoes and bitches or whatever or the trailer park trash or let me show up in a big huge robe and big flug pieces or in my hair and curlers you know I don't want to meet somebody. You're a naughty school girl or whatever. And I don't even have a naughty school girl outfit. Somebody gifted me the shirt thing that ties. Right. But I have nothing to wear with it. Darn it. You wore more clothes to strip than you wear normally because you don't wear underwear. You had to go get underwear
Speaker2:
to wear to go strip. I had the outfits for pictures. It's just whatever. But, yes.
Speaker1:
The thing is, what's wrong with a meet and greet just being that? Meet and greet. Because that's the cool part of a meet and greet. You're supposed to get a chance to meet new people, experience new people, say
Speaker2:
hi. And you want to look your best, feel your best.
Speaker1:
Right. It's comfortable. It's a no pressure situation Thank you. supposed to get a chance to meet new people experience new people say hi look your best feel your best right it's it's comfortable it's a no pressure situation the value of meet and greets at vanilla bars is that in theory let me say that part again for the people kids in back in theory everyone will behave a certain way because you're at a vanilla bar. So there's no pressure. Look, if you're hitting off somebody at a meet and greet to go, hey, let's go fuck. No worries. No problem. Been there, done that. And it's a wonderful thing. Nothing can cap off a meet and greet quite like going and banging somebody afterwards. Just saying. But there's a value in that. it's like at some point at hotel takeovers and big events there's almost an underlying pressure to get laid right because you meet people in front of you you're there for the weekend you have a hotel room you have a hotel room we have a room we had a swinger thing my dick should go somewhere and and even though it's not supposed to be that way there is there's that that thought part even you're supposed to go with no expectation but i paid for a room my dick needs to go somewhere kind of thing but a mean greed that there's none of that and it's like that's the value of keeping sometimes keeping things simple is really a huge value. Because you know what? If no one, if one guy looks in there with their tits hanging out, right? Or dude with a giant fucking steel killer isn't walking around with his dick flopping around out, it can make the rest of us feel more comfortable. We're not, we don't, we're not going, fuck, we don't compare to that't compare to that yeah right and so and it's easy to move around the room nobody gets trapped nobody gets cornered nobody gets there's no like okay so we've talked a lot but i got a room you know somebody needs to bounce on the bed go bounce on the bed there's none of that and that and i think there you're starting to see like this this thing like like it's almost like it's almost like weddings Thank you so much. none of that and that and I think you're starting to see like this this thing like like it's almost like it's almost like weddings okay how you know if you look at how weddings were when our parents got married it was simple cake it was at the church the reception was at the church it was all you know it was about celebrating the joyous occasion of the lovely couple getting married and spending their lives together and you look at weddings now and it's a fucking show it's a huge show and and the reality is it is a fucking competition completely a competition because if your best friend had this elaborate wedding then it's like you're up there's an up in the ante and all this shit and there's light shows and fucking napkins and fucking you know all kinds of fucking shit and dancing clowns and the fucking circus and jugglers coming down the aisle all kinds of shit you know 852 people standing up with each side and shit it's like and the wedding party is everybody is everybody. We're all standing up. Hoey! So it's just, it's a huge show. And that's almost what started to become of Meet and Greet. It's like, because there's all these different groups, which is awesome, but there's this competition trying to make it better or more unique or different. Here's what will make it different. Make it fun. here's the reality with me if you make a meet and greet fun even if it's the same fucking thing every month every other month every two months every six months whatever it's at a bar it's relaxed and people have a good time what makes it different is more people keep hearing about it and more people keep keep coming, and there's more new people, and the new people are the new people to meet and greet. So you get to greet your friends who've met at the other ones and meet the new people coming in. It keeps it fresh as fuck. I can go to a bar every night, and you know what? I enjoy going out to a bar and having to drink it every night. I don't need a different drink each night. Every time I go to the bar, what am I going to order? Rum and Coketal. Rum and Coketal. What type of rum? Bacardi. Am I going to trade it up and put Malibu rum at this night so it's different? No. Am I going to put? No. I'm going to get a Bacardi, and you know what? it's still just as tasty and delightful tasty and delightful night one as it is night 475,603 liters. But hold on. Okay. At meet and greets, do you get drunk? Do I get drunk? I get tipsy. I don't get drunk drunk. I have. It depends. If you were putting one on, would you? Out of control. Okay, well, here's the answer to stand with me. I can be pretty fucking, I can have lots of rum in my system, but I'm still very much in tune. And if shit goes south at any point in time, just like that, we're very much back in the moment. So am I slobbering drunk so I have to be carried out? Generally? No. Well, I'm going to be honest. I can't. Has there been time that there's been some people had to help me out? Yep. But I also have meet and greets that we have people there that are watching so that if I'm getting to that point, we'll watch. But as a general, no, I'm not. I'm having fun, and we're having shots, but I'm also burning energy because I'm meeting and greeting, quite possibly making out with, every person that comes into the meet and greet wait you make out with random girls okay so it may be on occasion it's been known to happen oh he does it all the time but the thing is is the thing is is that it's we have had gatherings friday night thursday night friday night saturday night multiple weeks in a row and they're all just as much fun because And Friday night, Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night, multiple weeks in a row. And they're all just as much fun. Because everybody's having fun. And they're having fun because everybody's relaxed. I don't care what anybody says. And we all go, there's no expectations. No expectations. And that is, we all say it, and in the back of our mind, we're like, I want to get fucking laid. I want to get my dick wet. I want to get my pussy hammered. We don't say it out loud. We go, we have no expectations. But I sure would like to get fucking laid. Just saying. We don't have expectations, but would it be icing on the cake? Yes. And do we know that the cakes do come with icing? Yes. So we may not order the cake with lots of icing, but in our mind we're going, let's ice this with some sex. We have that. It's the same thing of like, we don't keep a score. You and I don't keep a score. No, we don't keep a score. But you know how many times you've played and you know how many times I've played and we know if it's out of whack. We don't keep a score. I was going to say, we don't keep a score. We don't keep a score, but if I feel, no. There was one time we did keep a score. You have there a time she went, I feel bad because I've played way more recently than you have. Well, I guess. There's like, when it comes to bunches. It's a form of keeping, yeah. Rachel says if she can tell if someone should face strength then there is no play and absolutely going to happen lest she tends to prefer sober or close to sober as possible.
Speaker3:
Absolutely.
Speaker1:
Yeah, and as a general rule I'm pretty... I'm there.
Speaker3:
I'm close.
Speaker1:
But the thing is...
Speaker2:
But when it comes to meet and greets or parties pretty much
Speaker1:
you have to have somebody that's in control of that party and bringing on the fun right and and that's the here's the other the other challenge with new people and look everybody when the first time you do it no matter how long you've been in this it is challenging okay and kudos each and everyone who's putting them on it takes courage and it's a learning curve and i get that and and whatever uh i say expect to have fun what type of fun is yet to be determined that's awesome beth that's very true but having no clue versus having been to some to have an idea of what you need to do makes all the difference in the world. You know what? When you're an experienced person in a lifestyle, two years, three years, whatever the case may be, and you put on a meet and greet, people like us, when we go to your meet and greet, we're going because we respect you. We're pulling for you. And you know what we're going to do? We're going to sit there and we're going to watch. If I feel like a meet and greet is starting to get away, like it's starting to die off on you, and like the person's struggling, I'm going to go into cold fun mode. struggling i'm gonna go into cold fun mode i'm gonna go into cold fun mode not because i want the attention or need the attention but because we've been there and we want to we're pulling for you so we're gonna do what we can to help you and we're not the only ones experience what we i've watched experience people do this places the hosts and hosts hosts that are maybe having they're new and they're kind of they're getting hit with a lot of stuff you watch the experience people jump in to help that's the joy of it but if everybody there is new you don't have that's when people end up sitting around a table going oh don't kid yourself you're forgetting about the people that no one knows who they are so they walk up in or yeah or the ones that still are there themselves going why you didn't meet a single person exactly so that's the that's the part of like that's why some of blind ladies and blinders, it's not a great option.
Speaker2:
We've been to parties where the host hides behind a DJ equipment. That was at the beginning. And he made his wife do everything.
Speaker1:
Yep, hidden. Blatantly hidden. Blatantly hidden. And it was just like, well, you're not even trying to like bring on the party no and a stripper pole isn't gonna do it no no no um we've had somewhere we didn't know who the hosts were yep couldn't tell you couldn't we're like well couldn't tell you we didn't find until the day. Who they were. Who they were, which is, that's how. I mean, you have to. I mean, seriously, how do they not know? Because they're not doing their job. When they don't want the help, there's the problem. That's exactly it. That's it. Okay, and I'm going to be honest. We've seen this too. I can be very over the top. I know. Wait, what? He can? But if you know me, you know that I'm not going to jump in. I'm going to have fun regardless. This is like when I sold cars. They could hire 50 new people. It didn't matter. I was going to get mine. I'm going to have fun regardless. Everything around me can be totally wasteland. It doesn doesn't matter i am a party amongst myself because i entertain the fuck out of myself whatever but there are people then that get in that they get they get threatened because somebody like me when they're trying to take it over we're not trying to take it over we're trying to make it so it doesn't die there's a huge difference there's a huge difference we came to have fun if we have to create the fun we're gonna we're going to have fun regardless because our time is valuable you know um uh uh beth and alex have done a tremendous job for us put on meeting greets i remember how nervous beth was for the first one she was fucking nervous as fuck. She kicked ass. She kept it going. She was out of her. She was out of her shell. She made the event. You know, and it was, I have to tell you, watching it. When we go to somebody who's, it's their first time putting on a meet and greet and watch them have that success. And there's no feeling in the world like when you put on a meet and greet and everybody's having a great time. Danny's was like that too. Danny's was like that also. Same thing. You know what? They were nervous. And the thing is, they kicked ass. Because what they did was, they were them. They had fun. They treated everybody the way they wanted to be treated because they had Beth and Alex Danny and Sue had been to enough meet and greets where they were the people that weren't, no one talked to them just like everybody's went through they'd been to ones that sucked, they remembered that and they made sure that no one had that experience
Speaker3:
of theirs
Speaker1:
ta-da and they kicked ass and took names and that's the whole thing with these things you have to have fucking fun with this shit I don't know. of theirs ta-da and they kicked ass and took names and that's the whole thing with these things you have to have fucking fun with this shit you have to fucking make this crazy and the fun doesn't come from themes i guess my thing is is i'm not bagging on on big events i understand everybody wants to have the glory of a hotel takeover whatever yeah okay the glory anyways fine but oh my god folks the entertainment at a meet and greet seriously is the host and the people to meet and to greet it's just not that hard here's the thing if you're somebody new and you go i don't think that these just don't seem like they're going worth a shit talk to some people that are seem like they're more experienced ask some questions you know what there's a lot of people out there if you want to put on an event and you're new that will that have put on events that you walk them and ask them will you help me they will say yes in a heartbeat because it is fun to get to go to meet and greets that are not your circus and so if we can help people it's amazing but you just have to ask oh my god these things don't when you're talking about people emotions insecurities booze weed and sex you take all those you throw them in a pot stir that fucker up and go we're just going to let it do its own whatever happens happens that is a bad idea positive shit does not come out of that at all chaos reigns supreme there has to be you have to focus it's like Flubber remember the movie with Flubber as far as you that are really young look it up you'll have to google it It's like Flubber. Remember the movie with Flubber? Okay. For all of you that are really young
Speaker3:
look it up.
Speaker1:
You'll have to Google it. It's an old person reference. You have to direct it. You can't just let it go wherever. And that's the whole thing. So that little people just do that. You should not. No one should put on a fucking event until they've been to at least ten events. Until you've been Thank you. no one should put on a fucking event until they've been to at least 10 events. Until you've been to at least 10 house parties, meet and greets, bigger events, until you've been to at least 10 of them, you don't have a fucking clue what you're doing to put one on. You don't. And I promise you, consider this a huge public service announcement. If you want to do this long-term, if you think that you want to put on events in the lifestyle, go to 10 first. Because if you don't, if you rush out too soon and you put one on, and it is a huge clusterfuck, you will smear your name and reputation for years to come. And watch the person hosting it. Exactly. Hell, there's no way of streaming even after 10. Brian, don't sell yourself short, dude. But you're right, Brian. We'd rather 10. And honestly, here's the other piece of advice I'll give everybody.
Speaker3:
I'll do...
Speaker1:
This is the other part of the service announcement. If you like to get your dick wet, if you like to get your pussy pounded, do you like to suck dick or have your dick sucked? Do you like your pussy eating or to eat pussy? A great way to do that is to attend events. A horrible way to do that is to put them on. We had people try to tell that to us. And we're like, yeah. Whatever. Yeah. That's true. Because you're so busy. Or you're supposed to be. You're supposed to be busy. You're supposed to be doing shit, and you're supposed to be watching what's going on. We didn't believe it either. Well, one of the parties that we frequented, the host would disappear. And just let the party go on its own. Yep. It's like, no, you're supposed to be there to help people. So it got to the point where people were like, well, can you help me find so-and-so? No, this isn't my party. It's not my event. I have no idea. Well, someone keeps doing this. I'm sorry. It's not my party. Yeah. That's why I say we're looking for events to attend. Because, honestly, attending events, you can fucking have fun. Yeah. Putting them on, your responsibility is, yes, and you also hire Jessica, and that also helps. That's how you don't kill people. Except we still didn't take advantage of that the way we should have. No, but we didn't kill anybody. No, that's true. So there you go. So the thing is, it's like, just give yourself time. There'll be plenty of time to put on events. Don't smear your name and your reputation for putting on a shitty one. Let me tell you what. You put on an event, somebody gets sexually assaulted at your event. You're never going to be able to do another one. Put on an event, and people don't have fun, or there's drama, or there's a fight, Or there's a, because you're mixing boo to be able to do another one put on an event and people don't have fun or there's drama or there's a fight or there's a, because you're mixing booze, weed, emotions newbies, sex don't do that to yourself give yourself time see some different things you like look, everybody copies shit anyways surprise so give yourself some time, go to a bunch of different things that are put on by a bunch of different people see different things you like ask questions Let's not wasted. Because I'm trying to find parties. You spent a whole hour. We want to go to wasted. It's not wasted because I'm trying to find parties.
Speaker2:
We want to go to parties.
Speaker1:
We want parties that we can get fucking laid at.
Speaker2:
Yes, we need to find some parties.
Speaker1:
We want parties. If you have an event that you like a sport book, contact us. Crazy.casma at gmail.com. If you have daddy issues, let me know. Okay, so with that being said, kids, wow, what i'll be damned look at this go uh we still have a show now put a plug in for my events because you know what that's what we do uh i still spots we're having two crazy summer nights here's the deal we want to fill them both because they say it can't be done smoking the band it's what we do there will be beer There will be beer there. Anyways, go on crazycadsby.com. Sign up for Crazy Summer Nights, the June Melee edition. She thinks she's going to have more people than I'll have at the Hotter Than Hell edition, which is my edition, in August. Sign up, get your spots. We'd love to see you. Don't forget, we also have the Halloween parties up and on there as well. So you'll get booked for that also. We do offer refunds. It's a week or two weeks before the event. We shut them off. But we do offer refunds. Whatever. Cheat motherfuckers. If something comes up. Life happens. God knows it happens to us all the time. Anyways, in the meantime, you're going to see some other stuff. We're going to be all over the place this summer. So we are going to try to be in some places, going to some events, looking for love in all the wrong places. And, by the way, I'm going to throw this out there again. Seriously, if you have a YouTube, or no, if you have a OnlyFans and you are interested in shooting content with Miss Amanda, or with me for that matter, whatever, but with Miss Amanda, shoot us an email at crazy.casma at gmail.com. Obviously, there's lots of things we have to talk about about shooting content, but if you are interested in doing that, let us know, because we can hook you up.
Speaker3:
Anyway,
Speaker1:
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