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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host of the most and slightly not here, Cole. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely and non-transferable lip markers, Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to tell you not color your dick or your lips any other colors. Because it's got staying power. But we're not going to tell you what it is. Because they're not paying us. Anywho, for those of you following along at home this uh would be episode 253 253 people actually follow that maybe somebody does somebody's like all excited about there's somebody that they're like they're living the only part of the show they listen to is here with the number i hope whatever i'll take however good listen i don't care why people listen to it if they listen to it for any reason i'll take it anyways uh season six episode 253 there we go boom pouring shit out there whap i'm all over it uh oh sponsors yep asnlifestylemagazine.com three million readers can't be wrong they could be but they're not if you want to know what's going on in the adult world that'd be like porn fucking whatnot as well as the lifestyle swinging whatnot then you need to make it a habit to read asn lifestyle magazine every single month don't forget you can vote at asn lifestyle magazine awards you can nominate us through uh the 15th for multiple awards multiple multiple awards they're all over the place for our podcast for crazy winter nights for best convention and activity for full swap radio for best supporting business for full swap shop for best retail business and miss amanda uh and her coochie for best uh content creator so we got that so we got all that going on right off the bat so you know uh so don't forget about asnlifestylemagazine.com also safety it's important don't trust your safety when you go out to a bar or the safety of somebody you love somebody else take control nightcaps.com that's right nightcaps.com the drink spike prevention scrunchie you can wear it on your sleeve you can cover your drink it's washable it's reusable as seen on shark tank uh and don't forget when you go to nightcaps.com you can put in the promo code nightcap10 hyphen casbah and can get 10 off your order or go to full swap shop and get them with our logo on it big flip off thank you very much and finally sex is good sex is fun everybody likes to fuck nobody likes to sleep in the mess later if you do that's your thing whatever but the most of us don't want to and you don't have to anymore with no more wet spots that's right no more wet spots blankets they're machine washable machine dryable they don't crinkle like a noisy sack and they're specifically designed for sexual activities i.e collecting the jizz-o-rama and the pool of love juices so that you don't have to sleep on them anymore, nomorewetspots.com. And don't forget, you can go to nomorewetspots.com and in the promo code, put FULL SWAP and get 10% off of your order today. So there you go. A lot of sponsors. Real quick though, before we get going too terribly far, actually on a serious note as we go, those of you that are fans of other shows out there, our good friends at Black and Kinky, Bomber and Bella, we do want to pass along our condolences as Bomber passed away this last weekend. So our condolences to the Black and Kinky family and to Bella and well wishes. Obviously, once again, an extremely big loss in the podcast world as well as the lifestyle world and a reminder once again to live every day to the fullest because nothing is guaranteed. So, there you go. So, what color is your lipstick? I don't know. It's dick suckable. She actually ordered dick sucking lipstick. This isn't that. This is something I just... I did order dick-sucking lipstick. This is just this. Just this. There you go. Screwing around. Really? You put it on. People might see you ask for it. You put it on. It's purple. And then you, like, wipe it off. And it's lip color. Last 12 hours. Did you take and search dick-sucking lipstick? No. It just popped up. It's like... That's usually what happens. That's how the dick starts getting sucked. It just pops up. It's not called bonerlicious. There's no reference to dick, boners, sex of any kind in the makeup. Nope. Does it allude to the fact that it's going to stay so it won't leave a ring around the cock? It just said non-smearing. Non-smearing. So that's basically the nice way of saying dick-sucking makeup necklace. Not necklace. That's your vibrator thing. We're shouting for my mom's birthday, so that's bursting into my brain. So no. So there you go. Okay. So gotcha. Dick-sucking. So don't. So those of you listening at home, this is important. When you're trying to find those lips, there you go, look at the camera, it's perfect. Don't put dick-sucking makeup because you won't get past all the dick-sucking sites and then, you know. This isn't the dick-sucking lipstick anyway. Right, but if you were, it just, so you can't suck dick with that one. I probably could, but it wouldn't stay, I mean, it would come off's gonna come somewhere if your dick's sucking right so not necessarily on on smear or transfer but it will like wear off where would it go i don't know if it's not on your lips and it's not on this rod i did walk into that then where would it go there's only so many places it can disappear to. Jessica's blush is called Blowjob.
Speaker2:
See, there you go. I need makeup that has sexual fucking references.
Speaker1:
We need makeup that fucking has sexual references that will be sponsors of our show. That's what we need. I would love to say this show is brought to you by Blowjobs. It's like Sesame Street for adults. The number 69. Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. See, now we'll get sued by Sesame Street. Right. But that's great press. Just saying. Nobody wants to be Oscar, because that means you're a hooker in a trash can. Just kidding. All right, so, we'll get some hate mail on that one. Perfect. We should maybe edit that. I should learn to edit shit. Yeah, I think. I know how to edit that out. I just don't know. No. Wait. NARS has one called... Why are we not finding... Look at all these people with... Sexual makeup. Why do you not have it? Okay. So, one of the lip stains I bought is called... Lip stains. Shut the fuck up. Cumb stains, but for your face. It's called Desire. Okay? Who fucking fucking cares but that could be off of you too one's called XOXO and what's the other one it's something kiss sloppy wet sloppy wet kiss I need some of that I just don't i don't remember oh nope okay wait a minute we've got to we have a problem houston we have a problem larry kermit is muppets not sesame street no larry oh my my man sesame street came out before the muppets sesame uh kermit was originally on Sesame Street as the news reporter. Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here, was off the news reporter off of Sesame Street. And then when Muppets came, that's when he went into the Muppets. So, you know, and that, kids, is one to grow on. I bet you didn't think you were going to listen to an adult thing and learn about a lesson about Kermit the Frog. Just saying. Ma-na-ma-na. Anyways. Oh, seriously.
Speaker3:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
Dun-da-na-na-na.
Speaker3:
Look, yeah, and actually they both. They intermined. Intermined?
Speaker4:
Intermixed.
Speaker1:
Entwined?
Speaker3:
Look, it was the same guy's hand up his ass on both shows. That's all that really matters.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
You could actually do a Muppet version or either one version of a porn. Have people dressed it? Yes, you could. Dressing the character and getting fisted. Well, I'm an animal. No, I'm kidding. I'm an animal. But seriously, it's whoever, and it'd be fisting videos what it would be. That's just wrong. That's just good fucking marketing. There's a huge difference. That's wrong. Well, you know, there's furries. That's wrong, too, but we don't say that, do we? Oh, I'll be damned. Whoops, that slipped. Now our listenership's going down. Fuck. Okay.
Speaker3:
Anyways, whatever.
Speaker1:
So I thought we'd do something like old school as fuck here and have questions. Wait, what? Yeah, I know. Well, I'm trying to think we went out friday night we had fun right my ear hurt all fucking week that wasn't fun yeah he had an outer ear infection yeah it was awesome i had like an std of the year and he went to go get the prescription filled on monday and they didn't have it so he we had to wait until Tuesday. It was awesome. And I was patient and relaxed and calm. It was awesome. Anyway, so, yeah. He's moody. So, see, wait a minute. Oh, my God. We've got people coming. We've got reports coming in. If you get bored, Google Kermit the Frog Fisting. Oh, my Lord. You heard it here first, folks. I was more of a Grover guy myself, just saying. Anyways, yeah, there you go. This is all shit. These are all things that now I can do to keep myself entertained tomorrow while I'm supposed to be working. Awesome. Yeah, so there you go. Anywho. Thanks, Scott. That's time to burn the browser history. Just say it. Yeah, so we went out. You were still in pain because you even squawked at the doctor about, it's not getting better. It's like, give it until Friday. I squawked via email, so it was a quiet squawk. It was a clickety-clackety squawk type thing. I just expressed my concerns with the fact that a fella got a nail being driven into the side of my
Speaker2:
head. So you were happy to go out and relieve that with rum.
Speaker3:
Exactly.
Speaker1:
Best medicine in the world. If I had been smart, I'd have dumped something in my ear too. That would have killed whatever. No, I don't think so. Oh, I'd have shot me right the fuck up. That's true. I'd have been awake
Speaker2:
like a motherfucker. Well, yeah.
Speaker1:
I'd have been in tears. Oh, goody. Outside the studio today It's a dog park So we're really excited about that And it's not because we have the windows of the studio open Because we don't, because it's hotter than fuck But our pooches are out there So there you go, just saying That's all what we, yeah So then we didn't do anything Saturday, did we? No Well, because you you had the thing kind of fucking reacted, and you weren't feeling real fucking happy on that. You know when you buy something and it says test this in a little spot first. Your face shouldn't be that spot. Just saying. Somebody's tested on their face, and so then she was a little. Still, I have this massive dry patch of skin but it was a little it was a little burny that oh it was so because we were supposed to go we were supposed to go there was a there was a party uh there was a retirement party we were supposed to go to and that had been the plan but it just that just did not yeah it did not materialize i still have like red spots on my chin so you know the world we live have, like, red spots on my chin. So, you know, the world we live. So, yeah, but I got some stuff done. It's not, that's right, it is KSN weather, that's right. And that's one of the other things, so we're getting, so it gave me a chance to get shit done, more shit done towards KSN. Because our first KSN, your KSN, the one that's not going to have as many people as my KSN because I'm going to win this contest, is June 9th through the 11th. And it is 58 days away. So, yeah. That's funny. That's the same fucking thing I was thinking. So, if you want tickets to KSN Crazy Summer Nights. I'm not thinking for the party. I'm thinking of my birthday. Crazy, crazy summer nights. Come on out. Go to crazycatsby.com and get tickets. There are plenty of camping spots available. We want to see. I think what's going to happen I don't know. We're trying to see if we can get to like we set the record last year 255 or 270. Something like that. I don't know. And that's where we're cutting it off at. So I don't know. That's why we're dividing it to two. But it's kind of like a stock split, you know. So we're tracking numbers somewhere in the neighborhood of like 175 right now. So it'll still be pretty good. But it's still early. 58 days is like early for us with stuff. So it's going to be.'s still a lot of people it's still a lot of people and so uh but it's the melee edition so that this is important thing so it's the first ksn melee edition that's miss amanda's because of some things that she hopes to happen there now the one thing she hopes to happen there is not a casbah sponsored event no but uh she's hoping for for a girl melee so who knows what see what happens i'll be as amazed as anybody uh and then um and then mine is the hotter than hell edition in august because it's fucking hotter than hell and i got long hair and i look cool so there you go and i'm hotter now cool things we're doing though we've got motorcycles coming out there a couple people's bikes so if you want uh people who don't have bikes or always wanted dirty pictures naked on motorcycles and don't have one we've got motorcycles going to be out there uh uh for us and then we also are going to uh we're going to uh have um uh the comedians coming out for friday night we've got dj friday and saturday we've got um more stuff coming that's just that's some we're gonna have some variation of the poker walk again we're gonna do things some things a little bit different it's just it's gonna be all kinds of cool stuff so so we're gonna we're gonna see this is gonna be a lot of fun we're excited but it's only 58 days away so fucking sneaking up like a motherfucker so yeah yeah absolutely have porn probably so maybe maybe not we may make porn who knows we'll just see uh so anyways this should be a good time anyways all right so i said this time we're gonna go back old school okay we're gonna do some questions no distractions no distractions sorry. No distractions. Focus. Focus. Okay. So, the first one comes to us from Dallas, Texas. Deep in the heart of Texas. Thank you. Took a minute to get there. No, I used to have to sing that every day for school. Well, there you go. So, you should remember it. The one year, two years I lived there. See? It made an impact. You should know this. Okay, so this couple, their whole question was, it was really an interesting question, but I'm going to kind of break it down to the key point of the whole thing, is that their question involves taking one for the team. But I thought this was interesting. The crutch of it boils down to, if you're just not in the mood, okay, if you're just not in the mood, is that still considered taking one for the team? And that is, I thought that was really interesting. This couple has been in Lifestyle, I think they said, I'm going to write it down for my notes, but I think they said three years. So they've been in it a while. Okay. Here's the question that I have for you, the million dollar question. Who do you think sent the question in the husband or the wife the wife no the husband sent it in okay the husband sent it in and so my first thought was you know before i ever reached out to him my first thought was general assumption this is why you don't assume was that the wife was probably saying it to him she just wasn't in the mood and that's why he was like trying to like defend his position okay complete opposite it was completely the opposite okay it is that the that the husband has been not in the mood, said he was not in the mood. It was pushed to go ahead and still, because it was, you know, there was, as he put it, there was multiple excuses or reasons why just this one time had to go through with it. From people were from out of town. They were going to see the people again. It had been a long time. All these excuses of why he had to do it. Because I'm not male. Right. And I don't have a penis. Right. If you're not in the mood, will it even get hard? On its own, most of the time, no. Well, I think when I was younger, it could. But no. But no. I no i mean when when you're younger i mean let's face it you can you can have it sucked its way that you can suck it to hard you know okay but in the the current state no but there is with all the viagras the natural supplements or all these sort of things you can you can enhance it to make it happen as a general rule but i thought it was interesting because i think most time when we think of the concept of taking one for the team the thought process is that it's the female that has to take one for the team well not completely not completely but i mean that just but you think in terms of yeah mike says younger the breeze will do it that's very true um in the mood now you think of taking one for the team as somebody you're not attracted to versus just not wanting to right scott popsicle sticks and duct tape. Awesome. Yeah. But that's the interesting crutch of it because the wife's argument is taking one for the team is just that. Someone that you are not interested in or not attracted to or not your type or whatever and having sex with them. That just because you're not in the mood does not that's not taking one for the team that's just getting your head right and getting into the game getting into the party mode but that's there lies in the question what is actually taking one for the team i mean because realistically and and somebody jessica said no immediately said yes it's taking going for the team and i think a lot of people would say that and does it vary if it's the female or the male half having to take no it's all the same well it should be all the same i don't but i but i don't think it is i don't i don't i think it's harder sell to get someone to believe when a guy goes, you know, I'm just not in the mood. No one buys it when he goes. Because when we were younger, a breeze will fucking get you a boner. So the general thought process is that no matter what, you're just automatically going to be ready to fuck.
Speaker3:
Right?
Speaker1:
So the other part that I thought was interesting about this was the use of excuses. Or not excuses. Reasoning.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Why. They're trying to sell it. He had to go ahead and had to do this. And you shouldn't have to be guilted into it.
Speaker2:
Right, exactly.
Speaker4:
Shannon, if you're not in the mood, interested, or attracted, it's still taking one for the team.
Speaker3:
Mike, anytime you're pressured to do something, no matter the reason, it's taking one for the team. And I think it's funny because there's no hesitation.
Speaker1:
For those of you who don't know, we record in front of our secret, secret Facebook group, CasMank. Okay. If a guy says they aren't into me, or says they aren't in the mood, I automatically think they aren't into me. Let's see. There you go. So there becomes the other challenge. Yeah. Is it? So. Okay, so here would be the question with that. Is it because. If you tell a guy that you're not interested or that you're not in the mood because you're literally not in the mood. Do you think they think that way about you?
Speaker2:
I've never had anybody tell me that way.
Speaker1:
Well, we're like jessica do you think
Speaker2:
i mean that's i mean the only time i've had like you've told me you weren't in the mood and that doesn't count well ish but the only time i can remember you saying you know really i'm not really not into it right now you had a nut rupture yeah yeah well that that's exactly it I mean, that's... That's hot to sit on.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
Well, it's just...
Speaker3:
It's an interesting... Yeah, yeah, well, that's exactly it. I mean, that's...
Speaker1:
That's hot to sit on. No, well, it's an interesting concept when you think about it. Wait a minute, it's almost double standard, Brian says that, Dan said one more way out, we don't take one for the team, Alex says it's worth noting that there's, where'd it go oh good good way it's worth noting that there's a difference between not being attracted and not being in the mood at the moment very true so there there becomes the next question how do you convey that it is a momentary or at the moment not in the mood not a not a blow off then actually it needs to come down to i hate to say fibbing a little bit but kind of because you can easily say you know they're not feeling good or they're not feeling they're not feeling their game or something unless your significant others not on the same page i mean this is where it comes down to how important it is that you're both you're both on the same page because if if it doesn't matter if it's the guy half for the girl half making a push for shit right if one half is is pushing going come on i i can see how this would play out in my mind. I can see, not between us, but I can see the scenario playing out where a lot of times people don't understand to have that conversation like in private with a couple, you know, turn and go, come on, what do you mean you're not in the mood? Come on, it'll be fun. Come on. And it's like, now we're awkwardly in front of everybody. Now I'm a fucking asshole. I mean, this is the part of communication and why communication is so fucking huge. But if we had that discussion and somebody didn't, you know, I don't know. If that happened with a couple that we wanted to play with and there that discussion started to happen between them, what would you do? If they started having a discussion where the wife's going, come on, or the husband's going, come on, you know you want to, it'll be whatever, come on. if I saw a spouse pestering the other one to do it
Speaker2:
or trying to convince them or sell them or whatever, I would automatically say no. But how would you do it? No. Then I would be like, that's okay. We'll do it another time. See, I would go into salesman mode. I would go into salesman mode because my thing thing if you're too direct like that it's going
Speaker1:
to be like no no they're fine really no no no they're fine i would turn it and i would i would turn into salesman mode and i would go into something like here's the deal you know i'd either excuse myself a minute and come i go you know i i'm just i'm starting to feel really good or i blame booze because we know i've probably been drinking you know you know i'm getting a little too drunk or ooh i i can fake being drunker than i am i would do something like that to help the the other team that one's getting badgered a way out to put all of it on me versus on them i would never play with that couple again or i never want to play with that couple again because i wouldn't be okay with how that went down pestering pestering i because at that point in time now i'm going well then everybody then everybody's starting to think did anybody really want who who really wanted who you know what what's true you know are we all just taking one for the team or what the fuck's going on i mean it would be such an incredibly apparently not the one pestering because obviously she really wants to have at it. She really wanted to have at it. I just think that the follow-up with that goes to... The follow-up question as I was talking with them was, well, then maybe should we just plan to play alone? And I don't know that that becomes the answer. Not if your relationship's not ready for it. Right, and that would be my thing, is that the reason I would question that decision of then just moving to playing alone, it's like you kind of have some issues here that you need to solve before you level up to the next place because that's not okay at that point in time. That would be my thing. It's like, okay, you're not ready because if you can't communicate and get that part squared away, you're going to be fucked and not in a good way when you start playing alone. Let's see. Here we go. All kinds of good comments. So, this is where Brian, where communication is super key. Should have said something before arriving. Absolutely. I'll agree with that. It takes more conversation, Jessica. Yep. Eldon, no matter what the reason is, to be honest, and up front right away, don't lead people on very much so. Eric, what do you think the percentage of couples playing alone these days in the lifestyle? And Larry, no matter what the reasoning is, be honest, up front right away, don't lead people on, absolutely. The percentage of people playing alone, I don't know. That'd be interesting. I'll bet you it's pretty high.
Speaker2:
I'd assume probably at least 50%, 60%.
Speaker1:
I would guess so.
Speaker2:
Because you actually do see a lot of people that still play together.
Speaker1:
Yeah, but you hear the... What I'd really like to know, other than just how many people are playing separate, is the longevity of them playing separate. The longevity of staying in a lifestyle. Oh, I'm like going, wait a minute, in terms of what? Let's give it a try. Nope, didn't work. Let's go back to playing as a couple. Well, parts of that. But the fear factor becomes, I think that's a damn hard bridge to go back on. Here's the deal. If you both played and went and played alone, right? And you both, it was okay, but you both weren't comfortable with it or whatever. And you both are like, yeah, we both want to come back over here. No problem. Easy transition to go back to just playing as a couple. If you played individually and one of you went, this fucking rocks. The other went, this fucking sucks. We got a problem. It's going to be damn hard to cross back. It can be done. It just depends on their and right it's it's going to take some work and some effort my thing would be though i have a feeling it goes the other way more which is because that can't unsuck that dick sort of thing that i would love to see how many people once they've transitioned from playing as a couple to playing alone after that point how long do they stay in lifestyle a year five years ten years whatever i have a feeling that that it's probably an extreme it's like a a tale of two cities right it's either you do it and you're in it long you stay it long term like what we've done or you do like, boop, and then you're out of lifestyle completely.
Speaker4:
I don't think there's probably a lot of middle ground there. Because I can see that you're going to have to ramp up.
Speaker1:
When you make that transition, you have to ramp everything up so incredibly high that some people just, it's like, that's a scary place or can be. So I could see that. That would be interesting to me.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
Thank you. high, that some people just it's like, that's a scary place or can be. So I could see that. That would be interesting
Speaker2:
to me. I don't know.
Speaker1:
Do you ever regret us starting moving to playing alone?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker2:
We don't. We don't play
Speaker1:
that much. Well, no. I know we don't
Speaker2:
play that much. No. No, I don't.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
I mean, shit. How long have we been doing that? A while. Quite a while now. A long time. Many, many moons. Seven, eight years? Yeah, pretty much. What in the flying fuck is going on? Will your computer, like, fall asleep or die? What in the hell? Aw. Okay, well, hopefully you guys can still see and hear. Ouch, well, they can hear they can hear because it's on your phone goofus you just can't read it because it's a little far away awesome we won't read any more of your comments uh yeah so you're not ready for it because brian said especially if you're not ready for it no if you're not ready for it it's a different it's a different little beast yeah that's just that's just a monster that you just don't you don't you don't take you know everybody has their their phases and dealing with it and i don't know i mean ours we started out it's like go play with her i'll play with him granted you'd seen me play with him as a couple so it wasn't like it you didn't know what it was gonna look like desire to play with her so it worked out yeah no i think it's the best thing i ever did i can't rock on no i well but it's fun when you get a chance to do it again it is play as a couple because it's like oh we haven't done this for a while this will be fun yeah it's like a new kinky just rediscovered the difference you hear so many people talk about it's so hard to find four people that click. It's true. It's easier when it – not easier. This, again, I'm going to put this out as another plug for sport fucking. A lot of times it's easier when you sport fuck because you don't have to click for very long. You just have to click for right now. You know? Yeah. It's pretty much most – you look at most friendships, right, or most relationships that start off and kind of do the plateau, right? Initially, it's like, this is awesome and rocks and fun. Yay! Before it crashes. So the thing is, is all you got to do, you're just getting to the yay part because it's funnier as fuck, and then it goes on from there. So there's perks to that. Yeah, because Scott says sometimes it's just easier to play solo. I agree with that. It is. There's a lot. I think the biggest value of it, there's a lot less outside influences that can derail or alter or affect the actual fucking part. Right? Because... Repeat that? There's a lot less outside distractions and things that can affect the actual play part, the fucking part. Oh, yeah. So there's a... Look, if it's just you... Your computer needed to update. I know, it did. If you and... If it's just you and you're playing individually, you know what, you're not going to get butterflied by how hard your wife's getting fucked. That's true. Okay? You're not going to get, a sound isn't going to catch you off guard. If they're giggling or fucking around, is it going to fuck things up? You're just focused on here and now. And so that part of it is easier. As long as you're okay sitting at your house knowing that your other half is out fucking fucking somewhere and and you're okay with it ain't that the rub and not watching your watch con wondering when he's gonna come home oh my gosh what time's he gonna how long is it gonna take holy fuck it's taking him what 12 hours holy shit that that and there's and there's the rub because time when you first make the transition to individual play time it's like prison time what movie is this from prison time is slow time and a man will do about anything to make his time go by shawshank redemption thank you very much uh and that that time when you first start playing alone is like i wonder where he's sticking his dick now i wonder where he's sticking the stick now i wonder what she's doing now did you like it and after a half hour you're like motherfucker how long has it been 23 minutes she just got there seriously she has her pants her get past she hasn't she hasn't figured out how to get his belt and doesn to get his dick out yet you're fine stop it you have to have well okay your hookups never end up with like small talk and shit mine do starts off as small talk and then it progresses that way i don't walk into the room and we're smacked up against the wall just going at each other, macking all over the place. It's like, ooh, let's take the clothes off. Now, how do you... You can't necessarily say that mine are all that way. Their very first one that you played alone, you met her at a hotel room. You walked in. She was in the bathtub. Because that's where she asked me, yes. Right. So I remember all this because I'm like, well, you never did that to me, but I've never waited in the bathtub for me either. she asked me yes right yeah so i remember all this because i'm like well you never did that to me but i've never waited in the bathtub for me that was huge just saying yes that's very true yep maybe i'm just saying there was one that i had small talk with just saying read it out loud if you can well if i can read it four or more people can be fun because of the laughter that occasionally happens but it's easier to be distracted i agree with that one yes yes you're wondering if they're uh better than you playing alone yeah yes absolutely yeah restore that's when you have to trust the person your your significant other is with when playing separate. Yes. And it's a learning... Yay, we're back. It's a learning curve. That's the biggest thing. It's a fucking learning curve. And... Not now. And so that's the whole crutch of the whole thing. have to you have to get through that part of it and be okay with the learning but i've played with somebody you've never met so you had to trust me and my judgment not that you didn't trust me anyway no obviously you do or there will be issues but but even then it's still a learning curve and you have to know that going into. Because you're going to find it out one way or the other. You will learn one way. You will learn. Now, I want to just duly note at this point in time, this is very, very important. I did have one of mine that did have small talk at the fucking beginning. Because we could not get the fucking furnace to work in the room, and initially it was super fucking freezing-ass cold, which would mean it got really too hot. And then we forgot the rest of the time between smoke break, having to turn the heater on and off. That one actually took, like, I think there was like a good 20 minutes of chatting. That's funny. As we were fucking around with the furnace. And had a cigarette and then things proceeded i'm a man of action let the spouse do the fucking not your mind yeah if only we could convince we all tell ourselves the first time it'll be no big deal well and it really wasn't but you just want to hear about it because you didn't get to see it with your own eyes right right yeah you. Yeah, you didn't get to, yeah. It's just as hot hearing about it, but it's when, oh, yeah, I forgot about this part. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part. The other part is when you're new at it and when you come home, it's the vigor and enthusiasm with which you tell the story. Well, I mean, seriously, that can become a problem because you're all jazzed up. Oh, my God. It was so hot. Right. And it's like, okay, okay. And, like, two days later, you're just like, and then this. And everybody's like, okay, all right. And you're like, yeah, but you're all jazzed up. You have to keep that. Again, that's part of the learning curve. And there's a million-one learning curve. Okay, so don't jump if your relationship isn't ready. Absolutely. It still takes a higher level of communication. Mm-hmm. Video is better than storytelling. Absolutely. It's so hard to fucking get everybody to learn. Hold on one minute. If you can't trust your partner's judgment on somebody they are interested in, then your communication needs work. Okay, just for fair warning, I didn't know the guy very well,
Speaker2:
and you never met him, and it was kind of like, okay. It was a co-worker, and I probably talked to maybe like three sentences with him.
Speaker1:
Yeah, yeah. Here's the problem. I would record video. I have no problem videotaping stuff, but think this through for a minute. If I can't even get past small talk when we get there, I sure as fuck don't have time to wallow with a tripod and three cameras set up. And if I haven't pre-cleared this, when they come in, it looks like a photo studio. I'm going to be in trouble just saying. Not that I'm not one track. I'm just doing it all. Right. Anyways, it is what it is. We do. We try our best. Okay. So I can't stand the picture not moving there. So mute. You had to hit we go yep okay so go it's probably started back at the beginning so it'll be all fucked up yeah it has no it's not uh okay so quick halftime hey don't forget full swap radio that's right you can hear it's changing the way you listen lifestyle you can air our show uh as well as Casper Rants and 59 of some of the top other shows in the adult alternative lifestyle. listen to lifestyle you can hear our show as well as casper rants and 59 of the some of the top other shows in the adult alternative lifestyle genre it doesn't matter if you want to learn stuff clinically if you want to be titillate and tantalate with with erotica or all points in between check it out today full swap radio there's an app for that is there an app for that there is FS Radio, and that's the same app for you, both Android and Apple. Get it today and let it change the way you listen to the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
Smooth. There you go. Okay.
Speaker1:
So, all right. So there you go on that one. So hopefully we helped the folks in Texas. Yes, bottom line is quit making them fuck people they didn't want to.
Speaker2:
Good Lord.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So Shannon says, at first solo play, I found it difficult to share the story with his wife but now i know she loves hearing about it and gets excited by my stories yeah that's part of the learning curve too is is learning i know there are some people that they don't want to hear anything really there are some there are some people that all they want to know is did you have fun i had an awesome time it was great perfect that's all they care about either they aren't interested in it or whatever there's just different varying degrees right and i think initially and this is it's almost i think there's a lot of people that have forms of cuckold fantasies, whatever, and I think that playing alone can sometimes play into some of those, you know, as well, and it's just, there's varying degrees. Some people find it's super fucking hot. It's super hot to retell the story. It's super hot to hear about the stories. Like, Jessica, I don't want to hear about my primary play time so yeah so everybody there you have difference you some people really want to hear some people don't and whatever that's fine and that's part of the learning curve too it's figuring out where you fall on that as the partner when your partner's not playing and figuring out that happy communication because initially again if you don't want to hear about it and they come on with just like detail, that's going to grate on you the wrong way. Or if you really want to hear something, they go, it was fun. Good night. That's going to grate on things. So there's all kinds of different things. You have to figure it out. You have to spend the time and talk about it. We talk about communication. We hammer on it. We say it. And every topic we've ever talked about in the last 253 episodes always come back to the same primary message, communication. It's really funny. It always comes back. So there you go.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I want to get to this next one because i like this one a lot because i think it's funny uh so this is a couple out of pittsburgh pennsylvania pittsburgh it's cold there not now i don't know i don't know about now i don't know i know where it's hot here that's all i know um so this was i i wrote my own form of the question I don I know. So this was... I wrote my own form of the question. Good Lord, I had to wait forever. The situation was, again, you had a couple. They were playing. They were actually playing as a couple. He got done done really quick his wife and the other dude did not and they kept going and he felt like it was rude that when they were done, when him and the wife were done his wife and the other guy should have wrapped things up relatively close at the same time frame. And it felt like, wanted to know what kosher procedures are because they were bored. He was one and done. He got off. Everybody had a good time, right? Everybody got off. But they were just sitting there as the other two just kept fucking. And that made it awkward and he felt like he was pissed at his wife for not wrapping things up. And what is the proper procedure in that situation? I thought it was kind of interesting where Where they were playing as a couple. And it was the same room by the way.
Speaker3:
Because I reached out.
Speaker1:
They were in the same room. And the reason why I thought that was kind of interesting.
Speaker3:
Natural.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
Natural.
Speaker1:
Just kind of the way things flow. And go with it.
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
If one side is done. And after a while. It's kind of like. It's just kind of natural but it kind of finishes up you know okay um ricky go do something else smoke cigarette get a drink or something else we have this happen quite often i think a lot of people do uh brian that should have been discussed before yeah i'm like i remember remember the one couple that that called and, hey, what are you doing? We're out shopping.
Speaker2:
Can you meet us at a hotel? Or do you want to meet at a hotel?
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
That was the greatest Sunday we ever had.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker2:
And I remember he was done, and you weren't, and you were still going at it. And we just laid on the bed and sat there and watched you and talked.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
Speaker1:
Scott, this is where it helps to have some kind of friendship with the other person so that you can entertain each other in a non-sectional way while the other is having fun. Absolutely. True. Watching the partner is part of the fun here. Exactly, Eric said. And I think that this, to me, says there's a deeper issue there. Okay. Okay't know i didn't get this confirmed from them but my gut says this is more of maybe someone was feeling i don't i don't know if inadequate or something but specifically said, she had a great time. And afterwards, everybody was fine. Everybody had a great time. So it wasn't like he wasn't able to perform at all, or she didn't get off, or anything else. It's just... Okay, so have you ever been in a situation where a guy kept going and you were done? Did it make you feel less than because you couldn't go the same duration that he could?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
Brian, almost sounds like a little Chelsea. Watching you get excited and go for round two, exactly. Shannon, I'm normally the quicker guy, so I learned to continue going with my partner either orally or manually with my fingers. Okay, here you go. I think I don't really.
Speaker3:
There's been.
Speaker1:
We don't. When we've played as a couple, we don't fucking sink. We never, seriously, we don't, because of the very first experience where we were trying to play Parrot, and do every, well, they were doing their sucking dick, suck my dick, suck my dick, let's go, aha! We don't do that, we never, we haven't. It's like, you can be sucking dick and I can already be fucking or whatever. There was the one time that the guy was having issues. And you were fucking the shit out of his wife. And then it wasn't until, I just remember he kept spitting on his dick. It was really gross. You two left the room and then he was able to get it up after y'all left so then i don't know what y'all were doing out in the living room but making drinks we just had drinks set on the couch we're talking oh okay yep that that's yeah i mean literally i mean we didn't know him that well no if they were they were a sport fuck and that yeah i mean that was that was you know there has been times that before when we played this couple i was a smoker so yeah for me to go out and go have a cigarette hey i'm gonna go so a lot of times somebody we hooked up with might have been a smoke so the guy would go out with me or you know and having had issues at different times there were times that it's like i finally figured out when i was having issues a lot of going you guys just keep doing your thing i'm gonna go out and go out and get myself fucking calm down fresh air to have a cigarette look at porn on my phone whatever i need to do to try to get myself fucking calmed down So I didn't, I didn't worry about it.
Speaker3:
I'm fortunate that it's never, watching past the first time, the very, very first time, okay, it has never bothered me to watch you get fucking railed. It's never been like, oh, my God, he's got a bigger dick. Like, oh my God, she's going to, you get fucking railed it's never been like oh my god he's got he's got a bigger dick oh my god she's gonna you know wait a minute she's enjoying it that's if anything I more want to watch it I like watching you get fucked but it's never it's never like that's never bothered me we've been on the other end of that though where at the house where where I ended up when i took viagra was puking in the yard yeah and and where it's like he was having some i don't know if he initially had some issues or not that i don't remember if he had some issues he he fucked differently than i did whatever and i was hammering away and then he had gotten in once and he went upstairs and came down with clothes on yeah i that was kind of odd but it there was a definite vibe of like he was not comfortable with something with something it looked like what's going on and and so i i've been fortunate but that that's never bothered me in In fact, a lot of times, when I had issues,
Speaker1:
watching you get fucked would actually be something that would help get me going. So it is nice. Again, this kind of goes back to that playing alone thing. You don't have the distractions, so to speak. But I really think that you're not going to finish. You don't have to use a playbook when you fuck. No. I mean, seriously. And there are some guys that are one and none. There are some gals that they come one choice, that's it. You know. And, yeah, so talk to them. Sit there, have a conversation. I like to crack jokes. It's fun. If you want to have a lot of fun and you got time on your hand sit there and start doing play-by-play of your your spouse and whoever they're fucking fucking that's fucking hilarious he's going deep now oh my lord the legs are up he's going he's hitting it now bam and making noises and shit like that it's entertaining as fuck you'll have her dying laughing i laughing, I promise. I mean, they may want to kill you, but that's totally beside the point. But, you know, just... Aussie man comment. Just, you know, sit back and watch. It's a great time, especially even if you have a relationship, it's easier to sit there and talk as friends. If you're a sport fucking, quite honestly, it's kind of a great time to sit and talk. And get to know them. Get to know people. It's kind of like you've done that awkward next day morning chat thing out of the way type thing. It's a great time to get a snack. Yeah. I mean, it's an awesome time to get a snack. Usually, if you've been there to get a snack usually if you've been to get some water have an aspirin you know whatever the case may be there's a lot of these you can do but you can't let that would distract me what me making comments yeah yeah i've been i've been kicked out you just kind of roll your eyes and kind of giggle and just keep going yep. Keep it up, keep it up. Yeah, or refuel, exactly. You just roll. I think there's more of a time that's more awkward is the end of the night. Okay. If there was a time, when I think back to when we used to do this couple all the time, that would be more awkward, it would have been the end of the night. when, the night when like because we were known like we didn't leave the bar early as a general rule yeah we close the bar and then you go fuck all night so it's that 4 35 a.m time where you've fucked a couple times and you you know fuck and everybody's talking laughing and like you and people are fucking again and laughing and joking again and now it's that like everybody's starting to get tired could you go another round maybe or like you kind of think you still want to or they kind of still want to but you're kind of really like ready to call it a night because you're fucking tired and it's like yeah it's that awkward as well you know everybody sitting around naked you've just had this great night talking and fucking laughing it's like well i think we should go it's i mean it's it's almost kind of like awkward numbers yeah and just you know or usually, because there's that pile of clothes. That's what I miss about fucking as a couple. Seriously. The pile of clothes. That's like there's shoes and you go over to go out of smoke and you're trying to sort through shit. Like, that's not mine and that's kind of whatever. I don't know if we've ever taken clothes off in the same spot. We don't. They just kind of go in a like a, and they're just scattered. So you're fishing to try they're just scattered right and you're you know but usually it's somebody going over like okay and starts putting you know start just starting to get dressed just enough like because even when i smoked you knew i was just going to have a cigarette because i wouldn't put shoes and socks on i just put my jeans on right right so it's just that that i can see that could get awkward i remember that being kind kind of like, not awkward, but, you know, whatever. Just, yeah. They're talking about leg cramps now. Yeah. Exactly. That's always. And if you need a way to stop and you're thinking it's just going to keep going and going and you can see everybody's getting bored, a cramp is a great emergency call. Yeah. Whether you have one or not. Just yelp. Have you ever pretended to orgasm? Yes. To yes actually it wasn't so much okay what here's the thing i i i know that i'm not gonna come most of the time yeah right that's what i got it do the same thing and so part because, A, yeah, I'm winded and I'm tired and I'm, you know, whatever. Or, or, like, you didn't want, you know that it's a really big deal to the girl that you come. And it's like, either I'll be like, there it is, oh, I shot a blank. Or, cramp is a great way to get out of the show. Just because, again, you don't want to hurt me. It's like, okay. And when you're my age now, at 50, you know what? You get cramps pretty regularly. I almost feel like anymore I should be hooked up to an IV to fuck. Just keep the water flowing. It's my best chance of potassium to keep me from fucking having a leg cramp anyways. Honestly, here's what sucks. Doing it doggy anymore, it doesn't take long. If we could set up a video camera in our room taping us fucking, right? Haven't we done that before? Which we could, but I'm not talking for good angles to put on OnlyFans and shit. I'm talking about angles just to observe the overall thing. Watch me watch me about two minutes into it and watch me i'm like adjusting the hip i'm kicking one leg out i'm like you're you're like it's like airplane comfort you know you're like and now i'm gonna stay on my head and do a yoga pose to try not to stretch myself out and and you're like people would go wow what kind of position he trying to get into? One that won't cause his leg to cramp up. One that he can walk in later. You know, those sort of things. And as I get older, I find that I have cramps in places that I never used to.
Speaker2:
Didn't they just do it to like Friday? I was on top and went, oh, I got a hip.
Speaker1:
Yeah, it's like, oh, hey, that feels good. They're touching a different side of my dick. Well, it's because you're shifting. And here's the thing. I never knew it as a younger man because it never happened when I was a younger man. How often the bottom of your feet will cramp, a toe will cramp. Toe cramp, I understand why turf toe is so fucking painful for an athlete, because you get a fucking big toe cramp, I'd cut it off. I've had wrist cramps now as I get older, I mean, I've had neck cramps. This is the worst one. I've had one all of a sudden in my neck just going like, oh, God. And you feel like such a tool. And this is all karma, just so you all know this. I've told this story before, but it's a long, long time back. So one of the very first campouts that we went on. We were so fucking new. It was so so new and i'd went to get drinks and put on like like my swishy pants and we actually like had a tent yeah exactly it was funny and i went out to get there and there's four people in the tent there's a light on in the tent right so you can see a silhouette and there's four people in there fucking they're going at it it right now I'm like rock so I'm still I'm like rock the fuck on this is just you know you're soaking in this concept of all that's going on around you and all of a sudden you see that one guy just freeze the silhouette freeze oh leg grip oh my god ah ah and literally this dude rolls out of the tent like rolling around holding his leg and they're all dying laughing he's like oh my fucking god I thought that was fucking hilarious you find that funny now and I went back I didn't giggle then and he's like rolling around they're laughing he's like fuck me you know I go back to him I'm like you are not going to believe and I tell you the story and we're laughing and this is really funny. Yeah. You know what? I've been that guy on a fucking blow up mattress and a tent and I can tell you what it ain't fucking funny at all. I kind of feel kind of bad now. So what I think that is is that's called
Speaker4:
karma.
Speaker1:
So there you go.
Speaker2:
Cramps are from taking Viagra and getting stuck in your throat.
Speaker1:
I'm telling you I'm so glad I do testosterone now because Viagra is just, I'll fuck you. You had a reaction to everything. I'll fuck you, but I'm going to get clogged up. And then you'll puke your gut. And then when we get in fucking, then the next thing you'll get to watch me do is go on all fours and hurl like a fucking. And that's sexy as fuck. Oh, there is nothing sexier. Naked coal on all fours. Because I fight it. I'm a gagger. And so my whole body is convulsing. I look like I'm in Terminator. I'm like... Because my whole chest and neck, just fucking every muscle you didn't know I had pops through the fat as I violently hurl. And I sweat. I'm just like, oh. And then when it finally stops, because, you know, it's like a 10-minute process of just fucking sounding like I'm trying to absolutely yak up a lung. And then I sit there, and I'll be mega drained. Like, I'm like, I am pasty as fuck. The water's dripping going, oh. And it's like, all right, I'm better than on it. And everybody's just looking at it and just going, because they pretty much just watch a demon from hell. Gosh. And then how many times did we, we were like, okay, we're going to go play. And then already you take Viagra. We're ready to go. And then all of a sudden, Cole's like, hold on, and then you're running to the bathroom puking your guts out. I'm like, go on. Just, just, yeah. Well, we're not coming now. He got sick. I'm okay. So there you go. So quick, give me some pills. Puke blood like Scott does. Yuck. Let's put it, at KWN, I got really sick one morning because of my allergies, and it looked like a raccoon the rest of the time Because I busted blood vessels in my eyes That was just his last one The Thursday or the Friday Because Friday he had Busted blood vessels All because I got stuffed up That was just allergies though Come on ladies let's go fuck That's why I do testosterone. Don't do that.
Speaker3:
So, there you go. Holy shit. It's time to roll. Yeah, it's time to go. All right. Well, hopefully that answered some questions. Old school stuff. We're back. Having fun doing all the shit that we do. Thank you so much for tuning in. Don't forget, you can send us emails at crazy.kazba at gmail.com. Get your tickets for KSN, Night of a Thousand, Screams for Halloween, whatever. All the shit we're doing at crazykazba.com.
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