Krazy Truth #252 Female empowerment

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most. I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely bandanaed Miss Amanda. Hey. We are here to entertain late, titillate, and otherwise entertain you. It's what we do. You know, we're in theory. And so, yeah. So, she's the entertaining part. I just work here. I can't get the bandana to work with my hair. Do they talk? Do they communicate? It's all about communication, you know. I can communicate with my hair, but it doesn't listen. But the bandana doesn't communicate with your hair. It's like... It actually looks really good. Now, the thing is, you can start wearing them all the time, which you won't. What's funny is, I've always wanted to, and you always told me how shitty they wore on me. You told me that for years and years and years. You know, when I was younger and had long hair, you hated when I wore bandanas. Well, let's back up to how the bandana, you wore it. How did I wear it when I was younger? This is not how you would have worn it, was it? When I was younger, it was. No, you had a little band and it was right around the middle of your head. It wasn't little. I didn't have a fucking Olivia Newton-John band when I had long hair. Let's get it. But I had a bigger one that was under my, yes, it was in front of us under my hair. Yes. I didn't do that yet. Anyways. Whatever. Now I'm just happy I have hair. Let's stick with that. Now I need to go the long way so it covers the bald spot better so it hides it better and better uh for those of you following along at home this is season six uh episode 252 which i have not updated the teleprompter for a while it's been season six forever and ever and ever we just started month four i know's right we did. It is month four. That's right. But so there it is. So episode 252. Quick shout out to our sponsors, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Check out today. Make it a habit to read the ASN Magazine each and every week or every month when it comes out. Either way, if you want to know everything that's going on in the adult world as well as the lifestyle check out asm lifestyle magazine don't get you can vote for us no but no it won't get any better uh asm lifestyle magazine award.com you can vote for us you can nominate us for stuff and hopefully we get to the way you vote for us well supposedly he posted on twitter that the top 10 were out they are the most updated most updated ones in weeks. Well, but I haven't seen it. That's because you have to go click on it. I did click on it. It just gave me a picture. I'm not stupid. No, just keep going. Oh, no. Because you're in it. You're in it. Oh, I'm in it. Because you are, Pumpkin. That's how. Because you go on there and you know what's going on and stuff.
Speaker2: You had to hit the category.
Speaker3: Gotcha.
Speaker1: So when you go down there, you can see you. The only one we've fallen out of is for the podcast.
Speaker3: Believe it or not.
Speaker1: So there you are right there.
Speaker3: Look at you there.
Speaker2: How am I on there?
Speaker1: Best content, Kurt. Because people are nominating you for it.
Speaker3: That's why.
Speaker1: That's how that works. I didn't know I was up for that. Brian knows it. Remember remember you can vote once an hour every hour on the hour wait a minute i didn't know i was on that yep you are imagine how come you didn't tell me that rumor has it i probably did but maybe not i wanted to surprise you with that and not tell you it's much more fun if i don't tell you and keep that shit a secret you're you're on and you're still and you're hanging in the top 10 gotta be in the top five to move on after the 15th so the only category we have fallen out of is on the podcast one which is disappointing but i still am more concerned about full swap radio full swap shop yours and uh crazy winter nights crazy nights is a big one so please vote also other people that sponsor us and whatnot and things, words and stuff. Nightcaps, nightcaps.com. Don't trust the safety of others or the safety of someone you care about to others. Take care of yourself and your own safety bar. Get a nightcap.com. Don't forget, you can go to nightcap.com, nightcaps.com, and get a used Kazma, Kazma uh casbah inc and get a 10 discount or you go on our own site full swap shop and get with our logo which is really super cool also we all love sex yes we do boinkity boinkity boink it's a lot of fun nothing more cool than that sentence except when you're ready to go to bed and you're sleeping in a puddle but you don't have to anymore why because now you have the ability to get a no more wet spot blanket it's designed it's machine washable and machine dryable with no crinkle so it's not like you're sleeping on a fucking bunch of noisy sacks uh and uh easy to dry so you want to get yours make sure you use full swap in the promo code and get your 10% discount today. We have one. I don't make or squirt, but some people do. So we have one, and so there you go. So make sure you get yours as well. There you go. That's your cold point, bingo. Yeah, I was doing that. Okay, so there's our sponsors. For the time being, we've got some new ones coming up.
Speaker3: We've got some new ones that will be on board in the next couple of weeks, which is pretty damn cool. We always love that. Cool stuff for your modern world and needs.
Speaker4: I need to get some beard shit.
Speaker1: I need to get some cool sponsors so we can get free beard shit for me.
Speaker3: I'm still in shock that I'm enlisted as a content creator why because i had no idea yeah people like to see the shit you put on that you create and put on only fans which they can do and they can see now for 4.99 they can sign up and see you on there and unlike so many other people that put shit on there that are part-time fucking amateur hours yours isn't and. And if they hit the shit, the things that are going to be inside of you and you're going to be inside of over the next couple of months, they're really going to wish they had signed up. I can tell you that right now. Look at you there, Miss Amanda going out with another Louisville slugger. Knocking that vag right out of the park. Just saying. Okay. Going right there. Okay. Yep I meant to grab the new tumblers and I didn't grab any of the shit I was sleeping I was napping he was napping because he's pretty drugged up at the moment no I'm not drugged up no I'm just really tired because I didn't sleep very good but now that my ear doesn't hurt I'm sleeping better so like because it's not time to sleep so I can pass out. Awesome. This is great. So I'm right around with my head cut off. Anyways, but we're here now. Alive, she cried, a feast of friends. It's a Dorisian reference. A little more is in there. I realize that. I didn't know. You didn't get the Bob and Doug McKenzie reference, I say all the time. Okay, but I've... Well, but I throw shit at you all the time when you're not ready for that. I do that all the time. I throw a lot of them. Sometimes I pull it.
Speaker1: That's more a seasonal one, usually. It's more of a Christmas time one. So I threw it out of season.
Speaker3: Maybe that's it.
Speaker1: Probably. Or maybe it's just hiding it from you. Like the content creator. Apparently. Were you voting for Like the content creator. Apparently.
Speaker3: Were you voting for that the whole time?
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker3: Not at all. Yes.
Speaker1: Well, I didn't know that. I didn't.
Speaker3: Obviously, I know who wasn't voting for themselves on that. You're right. That's awesome. There we go. Great. Everybody else is out advertising.
Speaker1: I'm like the only one not advertising our shit. Going go vote for us go nominate us like i haven't done that i'm just like you know have until what 15th 15th and then the top five are actually in in it to win it of each category so well let's see hopefully hopefully we're in the top five on a couple of this. I'm hoping. Crazy Winter Nights. I really want to win Crazy Winter Nights again.
Speaker3: Just saying.
Speaker1: That's a big one to me.
Speaker3: Apparently. And Full Swap Radio.
Speaker4: I really want one for Full Swap Radio.
Speaker3: Let's go with our collection.
Speaker1: Because we've got it. If you're watching on YouTube right now, you'll see it back over my left shoulder. Look at the bags under my eyes and you tell me. You'll see our collection awards. Just saying. Oh well. You're killing me. So why don't you tell them what you're dressed as this evening. Dressed as me? Well right. This is my cold stripper outfit. Yeah. Cold stripper outfit. I had on sunglasses, though. You did. Now, you did not have on the headband. I did not. That was a gift. This was thrown on the stage. Yes. And I grabbed it. With dollar bills. With dollar bills. I grabbed it and I put it on my head. And it's yours now. It is. And i'd wear it there you go so there you go so you got you got a gift stripping you got you got money and you got a gift stripping so that's pretty cool i got cream corn yeah cream corn but did you have fun stripping that's what everybody wants to know did you have fun stripping i did well that's what it's all about it was it empowering? Were you like, I am woman, hear me roar? Or were you like, drippy wet?
Speaker2: Drippy wet? Is that a thing?
Speaker3: It could be.
Speaker2: It could be.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: No more wet spots.
Speaker2: Amanda can't remember much of it because when... Ever since I was younger anytime I got really nervous I would do something and then not remember of what I did. Give the actual
Speaker1: shout out to who gave that to you.
Speaker2: Okay. Robbie gave this to me. I don't know if he just tossed on the stage and I took it. So it's kind of
Speaker1: a blur though.
Speaker2: There are some parts I remember and there are some parts I don't. Like okay so when I'll see you next time. No, it was, but it was. There are some parts I remember and there's some parts I don't. Like, okay, so when everybody was, well, not everybody. When Dakota showed up, it was pretty much, okay, here's all the rules. And you were just slammed with all this shit. And I said, I'm not going to remember them. Right. And she goes, that's why I'm here. I'm like, okay, you can ask me. Okay like okay man it's your turn your turns up and i said okay and then we're staying there today she goes you can do this she's pumping me up and i'm just going well when do i start i'm like going well you keep pumping me up i don't is my song on is this the one i'm supposed to go to i know. So that was a little confusing, but I know I went up there and I just walked and sashayed across that floor. The best part is, at the end of the night, the last dance that you did of your shift, you totally didn't realize that the other stripper was waiting her turn. No. And you're like, you're dancing and collecting cash and Dakota had to come tell you like okay okay um but that's good but I don't really remember the song playing and then it was over I remember um on my knees and bending backwards going you couldn't do that like yesterday but you're doing it now and that you're gonna pay for it i did yep yep i sure did so joe was correct knees knees are are my knees are bruised a little bruised yeah but that didn't show up until sunday night right but they are a little bruised my back is bruised i'm really not sure why i feel like i was like a fish flopping around on the floor yeah i remember okay so there's certain faces i remember and of course shannon was one and i remember turning to him and cracking the joke of none of this was what i practiced he just laughed at me and i'm like well shit so i don't what i actually did you know the legs up in the air and the kicking them and I totally forgot to do any of that because I was just. You did more than you think. You did not look like a fish flopping around. I felt like a fish flopping around before. You did not look like a fish flopping. On your front, on your back, flop. You didn't look like a fish flopping. You know. No. And the two, you did the two girl toy show, so I, you got fucked. Did two. You got railed. It was pretty much, I'm going to start off there, you walk to me and you'll suck my dick right rock on and that's exactly what i did and then she instructed me the rest of the way did was i paying attention to anybody no yeah just what was right in front of me and what i was supposed to what you were what you were doing yeah yeah so yeah so except i did look at you. You looked at me. When she was going doggy and grabbing my hair, I was looking at you. But, yeah. So, you got fucked. Yeah. That could be where your back is sore from. Yeah, it could. I think people enjoyed it because people got excited that you got off. And it got, you know, everybody. Everybody. It looked like a fucking. It looked like one of those air cash machines. I mean, there was a, it looked like a fucking, it looked like a, one
Speaker1: of those air cash machines. I mean, there was fucking $2 people coming in from the second row. It was very cool.
Speaker2: Now, the last show, you know, I remember taking my top off. I do not remember taking the bottoms off, but you said I did.
Speaker1: Yep, you did. Yep, you were, yep, yep.
Speaker2: Because I remember so much. So it nicer that amanda dances and blacks out um but no but that that's all right i just don't remember it was just it was just too nerve-wracking but you know it was it was um we had a birthday so we celebrated the birthday and i remember all that i cut one of the people in our group had a birthday. Yes. And all the girls, you were a part of all the girls doing a dance with them. Right. And I wasn't nervous when somebody else was up there with me. Right. You didn't look nervous at all. The thing is, so here's the really cool part with this. Obviously, it was, I'm telling you, if you're not on our page, we get to do this from our live Facebook group.
Speaker1: Kaz Banks, shh, don't tell the others. And a lot of folks were there. And so, like, Darcy just said it was an amazing night.
Speaker5: Well, Darcy, okay.
Speaker2: Well, but Darcy. Okay, the last song, though.
Speaker1: If you was butt-ass naked, she hadn't said the last song, yeah.
Speaker2: Darcy, though, I remember one rule being you can grab a woman's hands and put them on your boobs, but you can't grab a guy's, but you have to hold them.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: Okay, they can't do it on their own.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: Okay, so Dorothy was right there and I grabbed her.
Speaker1: I'm like, oh, I can do this.
Speaker2: And I grabbed her hands and put them on my boobs.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing. So, yeah, we had a huge contingency. There was well over 60 people there. There was well over 60 people there. Yeah was well over 60 people there huge shout out to everybody who came and a huge shout out to the literally hundreds of good luck wishes that you got literally hundreds but the last dance there was also and all the dances other people there. Yeah. Here's the thing that was so cool about this, and I think, was that not only did, yes, we knew there would be people that you knew there, but this was not a closed event just to our people. No. There were non-swingers, the regulars that are at the club to go to that strip club that were there. So when you were doing this, this is like you weren't just dancing for people you knew. This wasn't a bar or a club that you just hang out in. You get completely plastered and a song comes on that you want to look sexy at. You spin around a pole right it was nothing like that in fact you they didn't want you drunk which i was just feeling i sure and then you know and then it was i wasn't drunk right but it was it it was a totally different feeling because god knows i've been on a freaking pole many a times, drunk, spinning. When it's not a stripper, when it's not a swingers club, it's not a sex club, this was out in the real world. When they went through the rules, they were serious about the rules because they had to be because it's the rules that are are how the strip club is governed so it's not that's what made this so different than anything else this wasn't like being at a regular swinger club or sex club that okay well you got drunk or you got wanted to look sexy no you were out at a regular strip club you know the other girls there that were in their 20s kind of in rotation yeah no you were a guest performer yeah you're a guest performer so which is good so it didn't take you weren't hurting the other girls no the other girls there this is their money this is their job this you know so it was awesome the number of people we had there but that that's that's the other thing that made this so cool this was not not a controlled environment. No. At all. So you didn't end up getting any private dances with any of the Vanillas. No. But you also didn't push for that. No, no. But it was still, it was not, the key is it was not a controlled environment. And that's the part that is really so badass about this. It's one thing to do it in a controlled environment. It's a totally different beast to do it this way, in my opinion. So that was really cool, and I think that was funny because, again, at 51 years old, you more than held your uh with all the fucking 20 somethings because the one guy who was your quote-unquote big sister what they call it you know watching over you the whole time you're a year older than her mom right so i mean that you know that i mean that that's a different you know i'm 50 yeah awesome so it's just for how you look hot as fuck yeah i think people liked it so uh that was pretty cool so so have you decided that you want to do this full time no not full time you know you want to go on the road you want to do it like a couple times a month what are you thinking where thinking? Where's your stripper career going to take you from here? What's the next step on your progression of your stripper career? Right. What is it? There is only one. Oh, okay. All right. I mean, we keep exercising to gain my flexibility because I have... But if you've got a call tomorrow from people that are in our group, whatever, or listen to the show that heard about it and go, hey, we want to have you come in and be a special performance in Dallas, Texas. Would you do it?
Speaker2: The right amount of money, yeah.
Speaker1: There you go.
Speaker3: There you go.
Speaker1: Oh, no, Courtney's got it. Okay, Courtney's a great question. What's next on the bucket list? Oh, I don't know. Is that coming up this summer? The Hall of Fame dicks? Huh? The Hall of Fame dicks? Oh, I don't know if that's a bucket list, but we can add it to it. It'll be a bucket or something. Bucket of goo. I don't know. You'll have to figure that out. You'll have to figure out what the next adventure is. Climb a mountain, jump out of a plane. A 200-person gangbang. I don't know. Whatever it is. We'll see what it is last minute. That's usually how I roll. That'll take me some time. It'll take me some time to put that together this shit doesn't happen just overnight are you sure about that i could 200 people i can't handle 200 you don't know that don't doubt yourself don't doubt your one pump you're done one pump you're done the gal that set the world record that's what it was and he's got like five pumps five pumps. Seriously. Yeah. And you don't know. Your fucking, your vag may just go, I want this.
Speaker5: Nom.
Speaker1: And go all, like, Pac-Man on penises across the board. And I was impressed because the strap-on she used on it was not fucking, you know.
Speaker2: I want a strap-on like that because that dildo part was soft.
Speaker1: I was like, ooh, okay. So now you know it. Now you know it's a new toy that you want to go get. Yep. Yeah, so now we've got people wanting to add. You can add them to your bucket list. Farm influence. See, this is when people listen, so they remember about wanting to fuck on farm influence. So now, see? Ah, see, there you go. So during planting season, if you'd like to book Miss Amanda for your own personal farm lab dance, send an email too. That'd be funny as hell.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: Trip charge, whatever. That'd be awesome.
Speaker2: Oh, no.
Speaker1: Just the way I went to do that thing. So, yeah, there you go.
Speaker2: You never know.
Speaker1: Maybe we'll just tour all around Finding combines randomly everywhere Hey, you never know Excuse me, sir It can happen Would you like to get corn head? Corn head Okay, I get it It could be bean head It could be whatever I don't know Excuse me, would you like to get your dick wet on farm implement? If so, hi. We're just showing up. That's what we're going to do. We'll make a tour of that. Travel in the backwoods of America, the back roads of America. I'm pretty sure Paul Harvey did something about why it's good to be a farmer or something. I don't remember. I don't even know if that even applies, but it's certainly well worth it. We'll see. When we go down to Miami, we just need to schedule things. You can hit all kinds of crops. To get down there. Right. Holy shit. Yep. Yep. When you're calving season and all kinds of stuff. You can fuck on a horse. You'll be like a fucking Dr. Seuss book. Green Eggs and Ham. Sam, I am. I will fuck her on a train. I will fuck her in a plane in a box with green socks. Yes, I will, Sam, I am. We're going to write a dirty Dr. Seuss book about your vagina. Perfect. Awesome. If you are a ghost writer and would like to write a dirty Dr. Seuss book about your vagina. Perfect. Awesome. If you are a ghost writer and would like to write a dirty limerick some prose about Ms. Amanda's vagina, please send us an email. That would be awesome.
Speaker3: It's awesome.
Speaker1: Things to do. See, if we do this right, what we need to do is make for the bag tournament for Crazy Summer Nights, we need to have it be I'll see you next time. awesome things to do see if we do this right like what we need to do is make like for the for the bag tournament for crazy summer nights we need to have it be a picture of you on there and with the top two being your tits and your badge being the bottom hole you know so the board's cut out but it's a picture of you that'd be fucking like with the mugs and shit i can make this happen i've got work to do kids i will fuck her there I will fuck her here I will fuck her far and I will fuck her near It's gonna be awesome There we go Dr. Seuss will never be the same again We can make a movie about this shit Anyways, so there you go So you had fun, the bottom line is you had fun We're still tired, still rec. Does it make you feel powerful? Yes. Does it make you feel sexy? You better believe it. Make you feel loved? Absolutely. Make you feel tired? Yes. Gotcha. But I rewarded myself after we were done with a big-ass cinnamon roll. She did. I saw it. And she ate it. She didn't dance before to rub on herself. She actually just ate it. I could just ate it now i've had fun the rest of the week anytime i go to if she asks for anything i'm like i throw a dollar at her so i've i've actually had my own photo this oh wait i actually i asked you to do something i'm like oh wait i know and i gave you a dollar i don't remember what it was i messaged And then it irritated me because one guy messaged me and said good luck break a leg we're cheering you on and he drove what 6 hours and all of a sudden he showed up and I said you motherfucker you didn't say you were coming he goes oh I did that when I was in Grand Island and sent that to you i'm like yep people from multi-states yeah multi-fucking states that that was cool that was and we do really appreciate that yeah very much so so there you go so miss van is a superstar she's a dancer you can hire she's available for parties maybe now i'd be more relaxed maybe but now you're available for events bachelor bacheloretteorette parties. Whatever. Corporate events. Do you need somebody to jump out of a cake? Oh, good grief. Make it a short cake. She's not very tall. Anyway, so now there's availability. We don't want to get you a big cake because then it'll be, shouldn't have to have ladders in the layers. And then I had two different people go, I could smell you. And I'm like. Now, it wasn't in a bad way. It wasn't like, ah, it was like, ooh. It's a good way. I didn't think you could. Sniff so good. Yep. Apparently, you could. Yeah. Sand in the winter, pulled the answer the rest of the year. You're damn straight. Okay, so there you go. Yep. So did learn though a couple of keys our health tip of the day our health tip of the day is stretching is important right stretching is important i totally didn't do that beforehand no but stretching is important well you've done a lot of stretches leading up to it yes Yes. And aspirin for the ride home. Oh, God, yes.
Speaker2: Ibuprofen. I took ibuprofen before, and I was trying to time it out to where, okay, I'll have time to kick in, and it just won't kill me.
Speaker1: See, these are the, there's your, so if you're going to strip for the first time, make sure you stretch.
Speaker2: Met up prior, met up afterwards.
Speaker1: Yep, and have ibuprofen for before and after. Because we drove home afterwards afterwards we didn't get home till like four o'clock in the morning yep so that so that's the there's your health tip of the day the casbah for the day we'll have more of those and dealing with bruises and other things to go through yeah that was kind of shocking and my knees i went to go do yoga they go get in child's pose and i'm like oh yep but that's hurt. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. So, there you go. Okay. But it was fun. It was fun. It was good. It was rewarding. And let the imitation begin. Okay, so rock on. Oh, hey, it's halftime. It is halftime. Go. You're empowered now. That's so funny. Yeah. You got this. Huh? What do you want to advertise for? Jesus Christ. What do I always do? We don't have a change to that. Hey, so make sure you're checking out Full Swap Radio. We're super excited about Full Swap Radio. If you have a business and you want to reach a huge market, over 8,500 plus per day, reach out to us. We've got packages that start as low as $1.99 a month. And make sure you get your product or services advertised with the hottest shows in the country. Because Full Swap Radio is changing the way you listen to the lifestyle. And we're changing the way you reach the lifestyle fullswapradio.com there you go robbie has a small head there you go robbie because i had to like stretch to get this i'm like oh my gosh he's got a small head i didn't untie it and wanted to leave it all as it was look at you go look at you go girl look at you go okay got daddy issues tap here yeah i know shit yeah we have so we had other that's the new shirts coming out yep we got uh daddy issue shirts gonna come out new tumblers we just got new tumblers which are really really cool we got a crazy truth tumblers well badass tumblers like these we got all kinds of new cool shit come prepared yeah come prepared. Yeah, I know. I'm just like, it's my first day. So we're getting excited because we got, our next event is like, see, now we're in a camping mode. Because our next event is a camping mode. It's like 65 days away. So the crazy summer nights shenanigans now begin. Are we that close to my birthday? Mm-hmm. We are. You're that close to you being 52. Thank you very much. You know what? If you were playing bingo with your ages, you've just switched letters. Now you're to the G's.
Speaker2: Why the fuck do you know that?
Speaker1: All of your birthdays we're on for the next, you got about 10 years, are going to be in the G's. Before that, yeah. I always laugh because it's 069 yep g52 g52 bingo that's yep uh the thing is is uh i'm trying to think that's what we're gonna play at crazy summer nightsingo? Is we're going to have a bingo game. Somebody's going to be like 79 at Crazy Summer Nights. That one thing. If we're going to go black out the card. I don't know. We'll have to figure it out. We actually have some cool shit going. Actually, what I've got really neat going, we've got a couple of motorcycles going to be there. So for people that don't have bikes but want to get sexy pictures, always want hot pictures of their wife, or their wife wants hot pictures on a motorcycle but they don't have one, I've got two guys that are bringing their Harleys up special for people to use to be able to take them out in the field so that people can get pictures. They will be there so people don't fuck up their bikes. So I need to work on my six-pack. Right that but we actually we have it set up that's one of the things that we're doing for crazy summer nights this year so for people that don't have motorcycles themselves can get sexy pictures with a motorcycle something new something different it's what it's just this is what i do this what i when i sit at home and i'm coming up with shit randomly my little brains so there you go so what else you want to talk about i have no idea i don't know
Speaker3: I'm going to go ahead and put it in. coming up with shit randomly in my little brain so there you go so what else do you want to talk
Speaker1: about i have no idea i don't know you don't know you don't want to answer anything you don't want to you don't want to spew wisdom on anybody what's that answer i don't know what's the question for you what questions do you have about the lifestyle what can you learn more about what can i learn more about hey i know there's always a lot to learn let's put another plug out there for testing shall we should we put another thing out there for testing get tested before summer events get tested just saying i i have actually like four or five people not locally locally, but just we're hearing stupid rumors shit on people's philosophy on testing, whatever. So if those of you don't know, we own Full Swap 101, a Facebook group. And oh my God, some of the questions, actually, that's when I'm going to go with this. One of the questions came up, how often often after do you get tested or do you get tested after each time you swap and the number of people like no that's overkill i'm just going wow the number of people that put i don't get tested because i wear condoms wow so prevent anything. Public service announcement. No matter what, it's part of it. Get tested. You know the other thing that we hear a lot of? Everybody wants on that page? Because we have questions you have to answer, right? Yeah. And so everybody's looking for Polly. Everybody's looking for Polly. I don't know. That's what they want. Go for it. No, they don't know that's what they want go for it no they don't know that they have no they have no idea and it might not be if they don't have any experience they don't know what to do i did ricky say uh picks on bikes does that mean i get to hump your bike you do you get to help his bike yep because i assume one of them is yours uh yeah so brian just put i know a guy in the Army that still got herpes from wearing a condom. Absolutely. Here's the cool thing. You're dealing with juices, and so they don't just stay in one spot. That's the whole thing. It's not fun to talk about. You don't talk about cool shit. Well, I know, but here's the deal. We do talk about getting fucked. Because if you're getting getting fucked and you need to talk about getting tested see how that works so that means we get laid a lot anyways the thing is it's like yeah people are just people are kind of being naive about that shit so it's like you know we all have a responsibility to help educate other people so if you hear new that's like, I don't know if I should bother getting tested, encourage them to bother. Just saying. Because, you know, nothing says nothing. You want to get known in a lifestyle? Be the one that's like the herpes distributor. I'm the PEZ dispenser of STDs.
Speaker3: Herpes. Cronorrhea.
Speaker1: Herpes. Syphilis. When you get known, it it out, people are like, you're just so not welcome to parties. You're like the noid off of fucking Domino's ads. Maybe we should create that STD noid. Avoid the noid. Avoid the noid. Just saying, trying to keep the message simple and easy for people. That's what we fucking do. Oh, oh god it's our ankle want to see my rash okay yeah so yeah that's a joke okay so the greatest ever so because char was so a lot of people have our tattoos have our logos tattooed right and she was gonna get our logo she's getting our logo tattooed but she wanted to be a smart ass and she was going to do our logo, she's getting our logo tattooed, but she wanted to be a smartass and have, she was going to do a henna one for the, for your dancing, just to be a smartass to have it done. Okay. She found out she's allergic to henna ink. Oh my God. And on her shoulder, she had a, has a rash, had a rash from the allergy that was to save us our logo. And normally, I really like to put pictures of people's tattoos on our stuff. But I just, I don't know that I'm going to share a rash with that. Just saying. Yeah, no. But no, and I gave her shit. Oh, wow. That would suck. Yeah. Well, it could have been worse. I mean, she could have been like in a wedding and had all of her hands and had her whole hand and it looked like, you know, whatever. I've had a henna one done on my hand. The thing is, is I know her, so I know that's true. You know, if somebody goes, oh, it's just a henna ink tattoo on my penis, I'm not, don't believe in that. That's where shit gets a little weird, just saying.
Speaker2: Just a little bit.
Speaker1: Just a scoge, yeah. What are we doing this weekend?
Speaker3: Do we know?
Speaker1: Do we know what we're doing this weekend?
Speaker2: At all? Do we know anything? I don't know. We have a couple options. options do we are they a fun option or are they going to suck it could be fun okay all right you're social you're in charge of the social shit just so I don't know if I'd go that far why because I don't know it is what it is uh yeah so okay so there you go uh well I'm still sleeping. We might. Are we going to do karaoke on Friday? Possibly. I don't know. Are we going to do karaoke on Friday? You're empowered now. Are you going to sing? Are you going to get them to sing? Fuck no. You'll get up and show your cooter to people, but you won't get up and sing? I sing off key. Well, have your cooter out and they won't notice that would be kind of awkward if you know the bar but you never know just saying so then people have been asking if i got pictures um you can't you can't get pictures and and i took one picture when nobody was there right and i took my top off and took a picture well Well, again, we had to follow the rules of the club. Yes, absolutely. And so, I mean, and it's, you know. And we talked about maybe staying after hours to get a couple of pictures and stuff. But we were tired. We were fucking tired. We didn't stay until they closed. It would have been very cool. But, again, we had to follow. We followed all the. You even had to follow the rules of the club in terms of, like, greeting and saying goodbye to people. Oh, I felt bad because I went to go – you know, okay, in the South, you grow up hugging and giving a peck on the lips. And swingers do that, too. And I carry that into the swinger world, and you hug, and you give a peck on the kids. Thanks for coming out. It was great to see you. Well, I did that with one person, and I got – you can't do that. I'm like, oh, sorry. Yeah, well, because they told you you could do side hugs. Oh, it was only side hugs? I was giving people full-on hugs. No, he said you could only do side hugs. At first, you were paying attention to doing it that way. But again, because for that night, you were a dancer. You were a dancer. And so you had to follow.
Speaker1: And here's the deal. And I get it. Because if, you know, the police walk in, they don't know you're all part of the group and you know each other and all the rest of the stuff. You know, it's your stripper and you're, you know...
Speaker2: That's true.
Speaker1: But yeah, so it's really funny how many... There's a...
Speaker2: How much nuance... So, okay. So being a sex worker, because that's official what nuance so okay so being a sex worker because that's official strippers are considered a sex worker okay do you have new respect for for a sex worker and for strippers than maybe you had before and having done it i mean no about the same because i always respected their ability to do that shit you know right not that we've been to a lot of strip clubs that count but well because we used to go to a bar but we hung out downstairs versus with where the strippers were so we didn't go upstairs that often but we went to another strip club like twice right and it always mesmerized me watching their strength and their ability to do special shit on the pole that i just go oh my god i can't even hold myself up let alone be able to do that stuff okay so but like their ability do you have a better understanding now of their how they're having to put on they're doing this but they're having to put on a show like you know if you're if you're an athlete if you're a football player or a basketball player or whatever you don't have to remember to smile and be nice to the crowd. You're just focused on what you're doing. But, like, there, as a stripper, you're doing physical. It's physical. It's a physical workout. Plus, you have to be nice. You have to be nice. You have to kind of hit on them a little bit. You have to smile. And you have to know. It it's amazing if more people would would really go into a strip club and watch and and think of it differently think of what they're actually doing not just caught up in the boobs and because you know they have to do it to people that there's no way in hell they would hook up for they have to do people that they know that's old enough to be their grandparents their grandparents. Well, that maybe they smell. Maybe they're creepy. Maybe they're whatever. It doesn't matter because that's their job. And they have to. They have to, you know, because for the club and everything else. So, I mean, I think that's one of the coolest things. See, like the toy show was easy for me because we used to cam all the time. Yes. So it much like doing a live cam. People watch, and you just focus on what you're doing. You make it as sensual and as sexy as you can and move on with life. Right. But was I looking at anybody? Not that I can recall, except you. I remember staring at you. Right. And Dakota, who is both a dancer and in the adult industry,
Speaker1: I mean, she was focused on you. It was very awesome because it was like, for those of us watching, it's like you're in a bubble. You're right there. It's not like Pornhub because there was no buffering, but you're right there, but there's a wall.
Speaker3: It was funny because the crowd was silent okay during the two girls show when you guys were on the crowd was quiet it's just the music's going the sound of you guys fucking you know and money flying in that that was it but people are mesmerized watching and one of the cool things is how she walked the stage and and moved around i think that's been doing a long time though sex workers it's they are not appreciated for what actually goes into doing a normal girl shift out there is from 8 8 8 p.m to 3 a.m that's a lot of time that's a lot of time if it's not busy that's a lot of time and as as he said they're not paid by the hour so these girls are not you know if they're making their they're making their money off of what they earn so when you think about that and you i mean it's just new total new respect for what these strippers go through to make their money they have bills they have regular lives just like everybody you know one was late because their babysitter was late i mean it's all the same shit so it's it's kind of cool when you get a better understanding of how that works and i think that if more uh more swingers should experience it go into a strip club i challenge you go into a strip club and and look at it differently go in and Go in and look at the schematics of what they're trying to do. You had how many outfits? Three? Three. Those girls all had different outfits. Which time they did. They all had, you know, between every time they're touching up makeup, they're also serving drinks. I was kind of on the lazy side. I changed. Right. They had more stuff to do because they were in a regular rotation.
Speaker2: I had this, which is this strappy black.
Speaker3: Strappy. It's strappy. It's got straps.
Speaker2: So it's like a bra with almost like a harness type thing attached.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: And then a thong.
Speaker2: A very thin, thin thong.
Speaker1: What are you laughing at?
Speaker3: Eric's combine.
Speaker2: Oh, how many outfits?
Speaker1: And then... And what's the green one
Speaker2: the most popular? I didn't know I was... Well, I...
Speaker3: Whatever.
Speaker2: The girl one I went on, I had a white tank top that said Hollywood hottie. It's my Fredericks of Hollywood tank top that I have. With some blue panties. And she took those off. And then the last one was a green bikini.
Speaker1: When she was picking outfits, it was really funny. Because if I had to help her put them on, she couldn't use them.
Speaker2: Yeah, I was like, no, I have to be able to get it on myself. Yep. Without any help. Because you have to be able to get it off yourself without any help yeah to get it on and off yeah yeah it it was cool it was just it was really neat there's a lot of shit leading up to it it was it was a fucking it was just weird it was i'm telling you now we got this down we need to go start a strip club let's go, let's go. World tour. You're going to dance our way on a vacation across this country. We're just going to go to clubs and say, hey, can I work a shift? And dance our way across the country. Let's do it. Oh my God, that'd be scary. Why? You know the one club that we used to frequent? Yes. And the older gal that probably wasn't as old as she appeared? Yes. But was pretty old and strung out? Yes. I don't want to be that. Well, we'll only do it for a vacation. We'll sightsee during the day. So if you have a really good night, then maybe we only have to do it. You may only have like five stops you have to do it for a week time i don't know you know now one of the strippers i had to explain what a pineapple with if you know you know i had to explain that to her was that the really tall one no that was the first one that was there the one with glasses okay yeah because dakota said did you know what that means and she's like no she goes, Amanda, do you want to explain it? I'm like, we're swingers. I said, the majority of these people are with me. They were young. They were young. Yeah. But there's one guy there. She's hot. I mean, other than you. There's another one. She's hot. She had nine-inch heels on. Hot ones. The clack. Clack! I love that fucking sound. Just saying. We could turn that old blockbuster slash brewskis by my place to a strip club. I don't think so. Okay, so that girl, so Shari's asking how tall was that girl. I've stood next to her before. She's actually shorter than the owner she's actually she's not as tall as i am but she literally had that no one time she had more like 12 inch heels because one time when we were there i think it was for the christmas thing she took off her shoes and stood there i mean she's still taller than i am because she would go on the legs out, that wingspan was fucking impressive as hell. Well, the heels are supposed to make your legs look longer. Well. I didn't wear them, because, well, you know. All I know was. I'm short. She's 5'11". Yeah, she's a little shorter than me. All I know was. That's tall. To me. It looked yummy. I know, with her heels on, I stood next to her, and I was like, her boobs were like over was like Her boobs were like Over my head Oh yeah She could clack them heels Like a motherfucker It was impressive Clack I love that clack I'm just saying I didn't wear issues like that Yep Nope I could have fucking Had some fun with that I wasn't going to Buy stripper heels I didn't go ask her She had daddy issues I was just hoping But I just stayed quiet Off to the side I'm like no No no no I don't need to be Fucking that shit up I don't go ask her if she had daddy issues. I was just hoping. But I just stayed quiet off the side. I'm like, no. I don't need to be fucking that shit up. What's Cole doing? Fucking spending all your money. Hand me another dollar. Hand me another dollar. I think you'd have been pissed if I'd been like. It'd have been like Halloween when we used to take the kids' candy. You know, they'd come back with candy and we still have kids coming to the door. So you hand out their candy. I think that would have been okay unless I would have taken your money and given it, like, hey, I need another $10. Hey, I need another $10. I'm giving all the money you're earning. I'm giving it to the other girls. You'd have been pissed. Like, what are you fucking doing? Sorry, we don't have any money to take and get the cinnamon rolls on the way home. You'd have killed me. Oh, yeah, we would have made a way to get cinnamon rolls on the way home. We'd have made them. All right. So there you go. So here's the deal. Hey, you know what? That's good. Well, it's a short show this week. I don't care. It's whatever you want to do, sweetie. Yeah, you know. So, yeah. Next week, I'll be back. Okay, on the way home, though. Yes. You had to tell me about how proud you were. It made me bawl. Yeah, which when you put that in your post, you didn't put that part. You just put it. Cole made me cry. Cole made me cry. And Cole made me cry this morning. A little bit of content is always content. He was talking about how proud I was just looking down. I was just bawling. Yeah, yeah. So for those of you who read that, that, you know, maybe it sounded like I kicked her ass or screamed at her. I didn't. I was fucking complimenting her. No, no one would have thought that by all the posts that you were putting on. Good lord. No one would have ever thought that you would have just been screaming at me. Bitch, why didn't you do this? You were flirting too much. You totally didn't do this with anybody. You wanted to fuck him, you dirty witty. No. Yeah, no. So, yeah, no.
Speaker1: But I was proud of you because it was badass and it was fucking cool. And that's the whole thing with it is this kind of shit is this is what the lifestyle is supposed to be about. It's supposed to be an adventure and it's supposed to be about growth and it's supposed to be about all those fucking things. Because it's just, and the problem is that we all look at the lifestyle as solely as a thing for sex well you have to grow it's not natural to be okay with fucking other people all the time that's not natural that that's why there's 12 million of us and we're a minority and a small minority group versus mainstream. So it's about trying to fucking take and growth and all the rest of the shit. So when people, and you hear it all the time, people go, oh, well, lifestyle is this, lifestyle is that. No, they're wrong. Lifestyle is about a choose-your-own-adventure, and at the end of it, whatever the end of it it is for you whether the end of it is you choose to get out and you guys have had enough you get old you die whatever who fucking cares at the end of it are you are you a better person or further along in life than when you started if you're not then you did it wrong if you are then you did it right it's that simple so when you can do something like this and and like you know take a huge step for me the it was the most terrifying thing in the world because as as a husband and you can't it's just like being it's like being a parent you can't if she got up there and just choked and just went, ah, and just stood there like, and not a fucking thing that I can do. Okay. So, and honestly, I was probably more nervous than she was because that's not, I had no control. So you, it was a growing thing for, for both of us because when I dropped dead, I didn't know that she knows what the hell she was doing And she does She'll dance her way to financial freedom But that's the coolest Geriatric stripping That's the coolest part of it So, you know Find something that you didn't think you could do Or that you didn't And it doesn't have to be as extreme as stripping But, you know If you have courage to do something you never thought you would, even if it's just going to a certain place or whatever, I don't care, and the lifestyle has helped you get there, then you're doing it right.
Speaker3: That's how it works.
Speaker2: But some people, it was a new experience for them because we had a couple people that said they'd never been in a strip club before.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker1: Some had never been in it as a couple before.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker1: This whole thing, everything about the lifestyle, there's nothing is it's all out of the norm that's what it is it's all out of the norm and that's cool now we just have to be lucky enough that we share a lot of our experiences whether people listen to the show or people be in there and that's pretty fucking cool so that's just not an added plus but when you said on the way out there what if nobody shows up it doesn't matter it wouldn't matter it wouldn't matter if the only people in the club would have been me the owner the other girls and you you were still dancing at a club you had still taken the step there was still the chance that somebody could have taken it and walked through that door that's the whole fucking thing that's where it comes in so it's true it's all cool okay so with all that being said any more drops of my ears just saying i have a horrible earache uh that's an ear infection yeah so that being said uh we're gonna go and get out of here tonight next week we'll be back at regular schedule with more enthusiasm and much more preparedness. Yeah, I woke him up like 15 minutes before I saw it. Yeah, I'll let you know what the hell's going on. Anyway, so that being said, shout out to our sponsors. Again, don't forget our good friends at ASNLifestyleMagazine.com and ASN Lifestyle Magazine Awards. Miss Amanda's going to check them out and see if she wants to vote or what else she's nominated for. Jesus. Nightcaps. I had no idea. Nightcaps.com. Don't leave the safety of yourself or someone you love up to anybody else. Get your nightcap today. And finally, fuck without the mess. No more wet spots. That's right. Don't forget, go to nomorewetspot.com and put full swap in the promo code. Get your 10% discount. Get your blankets and fuck like just wet rabbits. With that being said, kids, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, the only way I ever fucking will. Kazma Style, out.
Speaker3: Bye.