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Krazy truth 251 New Party and Stripper ready!!!
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of What's Going On? Another edition of Crazy Truth truth i'm your host with the most probably out of my gourd cole i'm here with the lovely lovely and getting physical but you can only see part of her because she's got a whole bunch of like you know camouflage on miss amanda she's like a deer but she's gonna hunt you anyways did you ever say hey kind of but you just kept going hey no say it sexy not like hey there you go you can't say you can't say it like an 80 year old heavy smoker hey i mean you can that's somebody's kink and you know we support you hey i'm just saying okay i'm going to hell for that one all right anyway i'm a smoker for 30 years i'm gonna work with it anyways uh this is and now people start tuning out this is season I'm sorry.
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Speaker1: I'm sorry. I'm going to hell for that one. All right. Anyway, I'm a smoker for 30 years. I didn't get away with it. Anyways, this is, and now people start tuning out. This is season six, episode 251. Well, just saying if I was drunk, I could blame on being drunk. Yeah, but you haven't had a lit too deep, so you're all good. You don't know that. You don't know what I do. You can't control me. Anyways, a big quick shout out to her. Don't. You can't. I'm just kidding. I'm like, why like why is your hair all slicking back because it's wet because it was poofy and you don't like it poofy and so i took and fucking wetted it down so it'll look unpoofy i look like dog the bounty hunter i'm gonna fucking beat your ass within an inch of your fucking anyways great news your photo shoots just changed didn just changed. Didn't even know you were getting signed up for anal fucking, anal fisting. You know what? As I'm looking at all of our monitors right now a little bit, I kind of look like Lenny. Lemmy. Motorhead. Just saying. Anyways, okay. I should be drunk for that. Anyways, so quick shout out to our sponsors. ASN. Cops, spit, sputter. ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Three million readers can't be wrong. If you want to know what's going on in the adult industry, as well as the lifestyle, make sure you make it habit to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine each and every month. Don't forget, you can go on there right now and vote for us that rock asnlifestylemagazineawards.com you can nominate us for best uh convention and trade show slash event crazy water nights best sporting lifestyle business full swap radio best apparel company full swap shop and hey hey don't forget our little show we do here called crazy truth feel free to uh you know put that on there as well as best humorous podcast humorous podcast or is it best podcast best spoken word i don't know something like that anyways just vote for us you can give you vote once an hour every hour until april 15th so or nominate until April 15th. So help us to dominate and take over the world, because that's what we do. Also, don't forget, don't trust your safety with just anybody. Trust yourself or the people that you love, safety with anybody other than yourself. Get a nightcap.
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Speaker2: First and most likely only.
Speaker4: Right.
Speaker1: It's the one night only thing out of Paradise City. So you're going to be out there and you're excited. You've been busting. Full kudos. You've been busting your ass.
Speaker4: Ish.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, you have. You've been busting your ass. Yeah, ish. Well, I mean, you have. You've been busting your ass. Let me ask you. Are you nervous? Well, nerves haven't hit me. Okay, okay. Nerves will hit me when I'm there and go, oh, fuck, what did I get myself into? There's 100 people waiting to look at you rolling around on the stage. Yeah. I mean... Are you excited? Is there a part of you that's excited about it, though i mean are you excited i'm excited but somewhat um not terrified yeah it's out of your comfort well duh there's a lot of anxiety that goes into it you know i don't know exactly what to do because i've been to a strip club how many times yeah not very often the one bar we went to you're used to frequent doesn't count because we never went upstairs to watch the strippers no and we went to one other strip club after that but but the girl that you're doing the the uh two girl toy show with at midnight has reached out to you she's experienced she's a point of experience more of of what am i allowed to do and not allowed to do you already have the do's and don'ts okay so we'll just pretty much wing it okay i think i think the girls are excited about you coming out so the girls i almost think it's like playing dress up with the new girl in town so i think the girls are excited so it's gonna be fun i don't have i don't have the platform she's been like you know one outfit i can wear these boots with and okay that could work but i'm gonna be taller i'm gonna be in the crowd and every time it would be a clack i'm gonna go clack because i love that clack with service that just fucking gets me off so i'll be out there i'll be your official clacker actually i don't even know if i'll be there during the whole thing actually i mean i'm just gonna be the way while you're doing your thing. There's no reason for me to stand there. So this is your show. You need to be there for moral support. Baby, you're going to roll around. You've got to have all kinds of people morally supporting you. Dollar bills. Just give me a couple shots before I go, and I'm good. I think so. So the cool thing is also then that, yeah, so that's going to be fun, and that's going to be, there's a lot of people coming coming and that's gonna be and and uh here's the thing yeah a shout out though because i think it's important it's i'm proud of you for doing it because this is going out of your comfort zone this is something totally totally new because it did start off as a as a fucking did we ever explain on here how it got started no tell you tell, how it got started, that you ended up to do this to begin with.
Speaker2: Let's see if I can remember it.
Speaker4: Okay.
Speaker2: We were doing something. I don't remember what I was doing, what we were doing.
Speaker4: Dancing.
Speaker1: We were at a party, and you were dancing in your typical, very sexy way.
Speaker2: And I'm like, you know, in my 20s, I probably would have been a good dancer, a good stripper. You know, I wonder why I didn't do it.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I guess because I hated my body, probably, even though I was way skinnier than I am now. No, but the confidence wasn't there. But, no, the confidence, no, there was no self-confidence whatsoever. And I'm like, I should have been a stripper. And I said, do you want to do it? And I'm like, you know, I could do it now. I'm like, I got the moves. I could do it. And you go, I can set that up for you. You want you want me to set that up for you i can set that up for you i don't think you actually thought i was going to set it up for you well no i wasn't thinking of of going there for some reason even though we know who owns it and i wasn't thinking about it because i'm like now he you know nothing will come of it who does he know two two days later great Which weekend do you want? This weekend or that weekend? And I'm like, oh, oh, okay. So we can do this one. Okay. I'm like, everybody's going to think it's an April Fool's joke. Oh, we'll make sure no one thinks it's an April Fool's joke. We actually had to take and tell people it's not an April Fool's joke. No. So, but it's cool because, I mean, this is a testament. So i got asked is he making you do that and i'm like no it started off as a joke yeah i did not make anybody i'm not making anybody do anything make me do that no fuck fuck no because i tell you fuck off no the thing is is the reason it's such a terrible this is we talked about some of the values of the values of the lifestyle. When you were in your 20s, you would not have had the confidence to do it. You wouldn't have done it. You couldn't have been, we couldn't have drug you up to an amateur contest to save our lives. There was no way you would have ever got up on stage, even fucked up. And the fact that, to do it, and that says something. And here's the thing, you've busted your ass. You're in incredible shape. shape you've busted your ass i've been doing a 28 day challenge to the splits that isn't happening i mean i can i'm lower than i can have been the whole time but you you had been working on this is all like a self you've been on a journey all the way across the board of self-improvement a while a couple years yeah so you know yeah i've been doing yoga if you're new if you're new and you're sitting here and you're going what's the value of the lifestyle here's a huge one i'm telling you the confidence difference between now if we could only like at home movies to show then versus now and the fact that here's the deal none of those other girls are 51 years old okay and and the thing the courage to get up there and do it she's going to do a great job and we're super excited and we're all super proud of her so and you've got a ton of support off of our page people even that can't come are like you know we're pulling for you we're going to be thinking people are excited for you so that's so now I'm like well what can I wear I figured out one outfit did you figure out what songs you want to use I didn't know I was supposed to figure out what songs I'm supposed to use out one outfit. Did you figure out what songs you want to use?
Speaker4: No, I was supposed to figure out what songs I'm supposed to use. Well, you get to pick. I was never asked what songs I want to use. Well, you pick, yeah. And then the cool thing is that we thought, well, you thought, you came up with it. It's like an opportunity to also help other people because that's what we do. So you also then we have the cool tumblers with your picture on them and the autographed 8x10s that people can get to raise money for Casbah Cares. So that's pretty... This is going to be just a fun activity. You know, hopefully we want people to come in and obviously support the other girls too. What will be relaxing is all the people that I will know there to cheer me on. Yeah. Not just to see me naked. No. Well, the funny thing is most of these people have seen you naked. Maybe they've been to one of our other events or they can. So it is cool. This is that community part. And it is fucking cool. And that's one of the things we're telling people. If you come out, obviously support you. But also, don't forget to support the other girls. This is their regular jobs. You know, so we want to make sure they get supported and whatever. So, and obviously, it's a friend that owns the club.
Speaker1: So, we want to help support the club. And, you know, that's all just cool.
Speaker4: It's what a cool way to kick off April. I mean, seriously. Something totally different.
Speaker2: So, something new. Different and unique.
Speaker4: Yeah.
Speaker3: So, that's pretty cool.
Speaker1: So, that's going on. So, we want people to know about that. If you can come out, come out. That'd be great. Geriatric stripping. Oh, shit. And if you hear her listen, if you're really, really quiet, you can hear her. You won't hear the clack of her heels, but you'll hear the, that's the sound of her hip popping. What what was it one day earlier this week i was like practicing the hips or the the splits and doing all the stretches and i'm like oh hip cramp yeah if you can figure out how to make that sexy when you do that like the pigeon pose for yoga and i'm like oh foot cramp foot cramp i'm like fuck i'm not gonna be able to do this and then i was like going okay well we have to be able to do this and and i was looking at one routine on YouTube and I'm like fuck I'm not going to be able to do this and then I was like going okay well we have to be able to do this and I was looking at one routine on YouTube and I'm like it only lasts like two seconds so I'm like well that's not going to take a full song and you can't just keep repeating the whole same moves over and over again you're going to look stupid and you'll be dizzy I'm like fuck my knee cr near the crick. I'm like, fuck my knee. Crick. Okay, the music will be loud. No one will hear your bones cracking. Well, and here's the thing. It's couples night out there. So they're actually going to have a meet and greet before the club opens. And it's couples night. So they actually have bed dances. So couple dances. So you're going to be a little sore he you'll be a little tired you'll you'll be when the shift is over if we get a hotel out there it as you said it best it'll be for sleep but not playing because you'll after from eight to three you'll be a little uh worn out but it's gonna be really cool and no i don't think it's something you'll probably do all the time but what a badass thing to get to say you've done yeah i mean really and i already have one well one person came up on friday night and said i can't wait to get a lap dance by you and i'm like well is it just you or is it both you and her and they go oh we can do both i'm like yeah let's do both yeah yeah and there's actually several so that i mean honestly, this whole thing in the lifestyle, we talk about bucket lists and all that crap, it's really fucking funny that, that, I lost my fucking train of thought, I don't know, anyways, it's just fun to do shit that, oh, I what it was i found it choo choo the part of the lifestyle is we people have bucket list things of what of what you know you want to do well life is about bucket list so here's here's another bucket list or another experience and that's what life is all about is about cool experiences because you know i never would have done it but i think i don't know i think i think doing all this gives you the confidence to be able to do it and we were at a dance on saturday night and let me tell you i had no problem getting down the dance floor and you had no shortage of people fucking staring uh yeah i do need to book her a massage afterwards susan put i had a roommate uh once that worked at the night before and it was always fun to hang out there i can believe it um larry take a couple of lap dances from you yeah you know that's it this is life's too short man you got it so that's coming up this weekend that's coming this weekend so and after today's workout at work i'm not working out no you don't need to i might do some stretches because my body needs it and it wasn't fun stripper workout no so then this weekend okay so we're always telling you guys about go do you know go try shit go to places you haven't been. Go try new stuff. And so this weekend, or this last weekend, we went to, we went about, what was it, about five, five and a half hours? Five hours, yeah. Five hours away to another group's birthday bash, which we never, we're on the page. We've been on the page for years. Yeah, yeah. And I've talked a couple of times just brief conversations with with the the admins and but we'd never been down to one of their events before so it was their birthday bash and a couple of our members that are listening right now ken and and richard uh reached out to you as well about it you know hey and and it's like you know what let's go let's go check it out so it is so it is so bizarre it's so much fun but it's so amazing when you go somewhere new again that how much of being feeling a form of the way you did when you were when you were new comes back it's not the fear like it was before i'm like there was no oh my god are we gonna go when are we not gonna go when are we gonna no no no no it's none of that in fact it wasn't even nervous no it was just it was just it's it's excitement it's anticipation it's the unknown the unknown and and for us because obviously you know when at our events or or a lot of events locally people know who we are so you it's kind of a new it's it's just it's exciting because we knew that we would know four people that's what we went into it knowing that we would know four people and. And it's a good thing because, well, I had to message them to say, where is this place at? Finally, I'm like going, I don't know if anybody's going to have their phone and we're just going to have to figure this out. And finally, one of them goes, oh, okay, well, it's here. Well, let me just come get you. Where are you? And thank you because we made it. Yeah. And yeah and that was awesome but it was it is so much fun getting to go to different parties one it's always fun to get to go to somewhere we're not working where it's not our where it's not our event because we get to because it's a totally you're in a totally different mindset you know you you get to you're a participant and that's And what was, then what was really cool, we actually ended up, there were, there was like three or four other couples there that are also in our group that we got, that we met and came up and talked to us. And then we actually met, I got an email from one of the couples today, actually. but like five or six other couples that I was giving my card out and I wanted to join in the arts met uh i got an email from one of the couples today actually and but like five or six other couples that i was giving my card out and wanted to join in our page also and are going to come to some of our events and and used to had been at one time going to like natural plants where our crazy summer nights are and it was just it was so much fun it was it was really it was really a great time and it's cool to get to see how other people do shit. Because here's the thing. Everybody does it a little bit different. So that was really cool. So now, okay, so we're talking about confidence, and then we're going to talk about Cole being a fucking idiot. So God's honest truth, we walk in, and we're in there for exactly like two fucking minutes. I mean, I've paid the money, and I'm still putting my wallet away. And my fucking radar goes just ding, bam. And I mean, I spot like, fuck, for those of you who don't know, I have a thing for blondes. I have a real thing for blondes. Obviously, pointing at Miss Amanda, I like short girls. And say I'm not blonde. No, but when you did your blonde hair, it was really hot, too. And hourglass figures. And, I mean, we're there two fucking minutes. And I zoomed right the fuck. And I'm like, ho rock on and you could be you could be naked and whatever and uh uh and so make sure you say hi too because we got going on there too so totally enamored and you could be naked she was to And I'm just like, wow, okay. And instantly, every fucking insecurity ever comes streaming back. So I want to tell you what an awesome job I did the entire night of not having balls enough to go over and talk to her. Fucking stupid. Absolutely fucking an idiot. And I tell you, she was totally naked by the end of the night. And damn. Was she totally naked? Yes. I wasn't paying attention. I was. But from a safe side eye so it didn't look like it was going And luckily, I never fucking, I never I never did go over and talk to her because I was just like, fuck, no, I'm going to go over there and I'm going to look like an idiot. Every fucking self-doubt, fear, 12 years we've been doing this shit. 12 fucking years and God's honest with every fear and self-doubt. You just need to, like, at some point you can walk up and go, you know, I just want to tell you you're beautiful i i realize that that's not necessarily saying okay ken's ken's agreeing uh yes she was cool pointed out to me yes here's what's funny and i said to you going in one of the the unique feelings for me going in this is different from when we first started in the lifestyle was okay one i'm not a small guy right right you know six foot 290 285 right so big guy long hair the nails the whole you know and i'm in my typical suit coat and all the shit that i do so i don't just like as a general i don't just like blend You have the ability to just, you can like disappear into the crowd. That's because I'm short. I disappear. I can't. And so I was nervous because I'm going, you know, when we first got on the live show, I did not look like this. So there was that degree a little bit in terms of, you know, we talked about, we were laughing about in the car about the fact of for me it's like you know it's fucking uh it's the song turn the page you know you you walk into the restaurant you feel i all the eyes upon you type thing and you just you're just like huh and i don't well i'm not very observant and anything and does anybody't say anything. And does anybody care? No, that's my own self. That's my own, that's my own fucking thing. So, but because of that, I had myself, for sure, guaranteed in my mind that if I walked up, because I even thought, I need to just walk up and go, I just want to tell you, wow, you're incredibly beautiful. That was exactly what I thought it was. By the way, I'm Cole. Nice to meet you. Eyes up here. Keep contact around it. And I had myself completely sure that if I did that, that she would look at me and be like, and fuck you. You know, at the time. And so, and here's the thing. She gave off no vibes for her. There was absolutely zero, any reason she did anything that would make me think that. That was all the scenario, this entire thing that ran through my fucking head rampantly and wildly, all on my own. So, but to make things up, Shelley, no woman would think you're a creeper if you give them a genuine, non genuine non-cheesy compliment yeah but i just feel like a big fucking i feel like tommy boy you know isn't he a big dummy animal folks so uh but it made an impression because even tired when i came home that's the picture when i because we didn't fuck that night when i got home and i had that in my mind was like whatever so but jack off material yeah exactly and fuck that night when I got home, and I had that in my mind. I was like, eh, whatever. Jack off material. Yeah, exactly. And, you know, there's no, like, jack. It's like a model, but I only got a side view because I never wanted to be like, so, you know, I'm just an idiot. But in my defense tonight, to show my, oh, so bravery motion now, I reached out to the admins and told them what a great time we had at the party and thanked him and i said hey by the way there was this blonde and i short blonde short blonde that when we got there was topless and then by the end was naked that's all that was the description they knew exactly who it was said she's super cool i'm like awesome so awesome. So, if you could, I sure would. And then I went into my patented junior high move. And I didn't ask for her stuff.
Speaker2: Why don't you just pass a note next time?
Speaker1: That's what I did. Yeah, I said, if you happen to chat with her, if you would mention.
Speaker2: No, she doesn't do Facebook.
Speaker1: Oh, well, they said that they would pass one. I said, if you let them know that. I said, I doubt.
Speaker4: And here's still the self-doubt. I doubt she even saw me at all. Oh, whatever. But if passed out that I would love to get to. Get a man. There you go. Yep. 50 years old. What a fucking rock star. Anyways. But in my own mind, we had a lot of fun. So you go so just i want to tell that out there because i think it's funny and it's only fair that to be honest that that this is like guys we all do it we all do it oh no wait a minute uh wait a wow. Okay, Eric, that's how many feel with Amanda.
Speaker1: And then you meet her, and she is the sweetest. And Cisco does a new Facebook.
Speaker4: Oh, see, that's right there, cold, big guy problems.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah. For those of you that have seen me at one of our events, or an event where I really feel comfortable. You comfortable you're in your element that's really funny now here's the other thing i had some cocktails and had no effect if i could have got just if i could have got just a a little buzz going i i i needed neither one of us we had drinks and i'm like they're not hitting me it's not even not even worth it. And I wouldn't want to have been super stupid drunk or anything, but I'm probably a daddy if she's on top of it. Yeah, no shit. I'm going to guess she was younger than I am, which that also intimidates. She probably isn't because I'm a horrible gauge of age in women, but I'm going to guess bit but not yeah i but you know and here's the thing it's but when it's funny how much when you are when you are in a group at if if you come to crazy winter nights i don't have to have known you that's you'll shove your tongue right down their throat no no I'm not just like tongue raping people here, but I mean.
Speaker4: Really?
Speaker1: Well, I mean, the thing is, the thing is, is that, yeah, not a fireball fudge, which we found that, which is delicious.
Speaker2: Oh my gosh, yeah. Someone at the table had made fireball fudge.
Speaker1: They're coming to some of our events now.
Speaker4: And, oh. Yeah.
Speaker1: So I needed more of that.
Speaker4: It was good.
Speaker1: I'm like, okay, my fat. So I felt, I felt fat and sober. See, that's what was my whole issue. I'm like, okay, my fat. So I felt fat and sober. See, that's what was my whole answer.
Speaker2: I'm like, I didn't need the calories, but it tasted so good.
Speaker1: Yeah, that was fucking.
Speaker2: It's so good.
Speaker1: It's just, in my element, I have zero fear. Zero fear. But it just proves the point, A, that we're all human, and B, what your fucking mind can do to you if you let it. Because I wasn't overly nervous in the group. I was talking to all kinds of people I'd never met before. But I saw her. This was like old school shit. Remember when I used to have issues? When I first thought I would go, she's out of my league. i thought somebody was out of my league and i would just fuck my shit up my dick wouldn't work my fucking i'd sound like i was stroking out it was awesome anyways so but i was did you think i was overly nervous and uncomfortable no not in the least yeah so the thing is is but i managed to silently still showing confidence to the rest world mind fuck, mind-fuck myself so much that I couldn't walk 10 feet. As a long-time professional citizen, what I did for a living in the auto industry was walk up when you walked through the door and get $40,000 out of your pockets. Okay, so I'm curious how many people wouldn't approach me. Probably one. I had maybe two, maybe three guys. Yeah? That I didn't already know. Right. Because, of course, I knew Ken and Richard. Right. But. And me. But who, you know. You had a lot of people staring at you when you were dancing. Well, like there was like a couple of guys that kind of inched closer to the table and then turned around and walked away. Right, well, but I'm standing there and so, you know, that always helps. Oh, whatever. You look like you're there with your bodyguards, whatever. But, well, I'm just saying. It is amazing. And, ladies, I mean, I get it. It's funny, the legitimate issues that guys and gals have. But I don't think. Ladies, all the issues you guys talk about is so legit and so true. I'm telling you, every single guy listening that will ever hear this, whether they will admit it or not, can absolutely 100% relate to that, what I described. Even girls, because girls are, well, okay, me, I wait for somebody to come and approach me. Right. Because there was one guy I had chatted with. Was there an interest sexually? No. But we had chatted about things that, you know, different things. So, you know, i was going to go up to him and say hey do you remember chatting with me but i never even did that yeah yeah it uh scott put i never did for the i never did for the longest time because i wasn't confident enough to talk to you amanda yep uh richard think now richard who was super outgoing and we appreciate very much because he introduced a lot of people as well. Ken and Richard both introduced to a ton of people. Yeah. Even as easy as I can walk up and talk to a stranger, I struggle at the time asking her or auditioning play talk. And Larry, yeah, you're not wrong. You sit back. I always self-evaluate after every event, right? How do you improve? What did I do better? Whatever. And it still blows. It blew my mind. Laying in bed later. After I came. Laying in bed later going, I'm 50 years old. And I wasn't that intimidated. Well, but you think about that first party that we were terrified to walk into there was i think you're the bee's knees oh so there was one couple that went to every table and said we just wanted to introduce ourselves make sure we introduce ourselves to everybody here yep yep and you know what honestly i i i that's not my style people who know me me go, oh, you're nervous. No, I get nervous as fuck. Oh, yeah, you do. Brian, oh, I can talk to anyone, but I don't have the confidence to do more than that. Totally understand. Bill, just come up and stand there until you see me and get my hug. Yes, I would have guys approach me only when my man wasn't around. I get it, but that throws up a red flag to my man. I never noticed until he pointed it out to me. Becky, I don't have a problem walking out of people to talk, but some people are intimidating. It's funny. We're in this. we all know what the ultimate goal in the lifestyle is. I don't care what anybody says, oh I want to meet cool people, yeah, we want to meet cool people and eventually we want to fucking fuck them. We all know that that's ultimately, in the grand scheme of things, that's the concept and yet, it's just the way it is, it's human nature. But is some of it, well well we're all afraid of rejection yes every single one of us don't want to be rejected yep and i get it i was it asked a guy when i was 19 if he wanted to go out and shot my ass down and my heart just hit the floor yep you know but you know it crushes your ego and i get it so you don't want to go through that no no and the thing but then you have some people that are afraid that well they'll just brush me off well yeah that could happen you have some that go oh my god they came up and introduced themselves they want to have they want to fuck me right which is usually me with my tongue out no brian goes it's like high school all over again it it is and i even said to you i even said to you because you're like go talk to her and i was like no she'll just I even said, I go, I know what she'll do. She's just going to look at me and look away.
Speaker4: I had no basis for that analysis. No. At fucking all. No.
Speaker1: Not a single, it's not like she was standing just with like, picture an 80s movie, The Cool Kids, that she was just, you know, that it's not like she was just standing only with like the other cheerleader girls or any, there was basis for that it was all in my head that's why i like when we do crazy summer nights and i'm like no we need to do that icebreaker and it forces everybody to go around the room and talk to people yeah yeah so then it kind of gets rid of it and i hate doing icebreakers because i hate doing i'm not a fan of icebreakers i. I do public speaking. I've done it for years. I've spoken for 10,000 people. You want to know the thing I hate more than anything in life? Seriously? Stand up and tell me a little bit about you. No, you're not even that. Go around and introduce yourself and say where you're from. I would rather put my one ball I have left in a fucking vice and do that. Oh, I could do that. It was beyond that of tell us one thing
Speaker2: about yourself.
Speaker1: I'm here. What else do you want to fucking know? Let's see. Susan takes me a bit to warm up to people, but at times I'm just a social butterfly. I am too, but my social butterfly works better with Bacardi. That's not the truth. Bill, where'd it go? And I have people that tell me I'm intimidating. What the fuck? You're not intimidating. Richard, bingo. Fear of rejection. And we see those beautiful people and think they're out of our league. Problem is we forget that we have awesome personalities. Yep. Brian, Courtney tells me that all the time, and I still get all chicken shit about it. Yep. Frozen t-shirts. Ken, exactly. Cole, Brian, I'm with Cole. I'd rather zip my dick up on my zipper. I don't know about it. Yep. Frozen t-shirts. Ken, exactly Cole. Brian, I'm with Cole. I'd rather zip my dick up on my zipper.
Speaker2: I don't know about that.
Speaker1: Here's the funny thing. I learned this in high school. One of my very good friends in high school was a head cheerleader. She had multiple sisters. All of her sisters that were older, they all look identical. They were hot as fuck all the way through. What's her name. She didn't listen to the fucking show. I don't care. You don't need to say her name. You say her first name. Gina. Gina was head cheerleader. I was kind of dork. By the time we were seniors, you know, when we were freshmen, she was dating seniors and whatever. And that summer between our junior and senior, we were hanging out all the time. And she was in math class with me. And it came time for homecoming. I never date. Imagine that. And finally, it's like two weeks before homecoming. And I'm like, fuck it. Why not? What the hell? You know, by this point, we were friends. So I'm like, turned to her in math in the morning. I'm like, hey, I got a question for you. She goes, what? And I said, I never thought I had balls enough to do this. So, you know, just don't laugh too much at me. She goes, what? I said, you want to go to homecoming with me? And she stopped. And her eyes welled up with tears. And I'm like, now I have no idea what the fuck is going on. She's like, why? She goes, when did you decide to ask me? I said said i've wanted to ask you for four fucking years and she goes why did you wait to ask me i said you're a blank last name enter here there's no way you would go out with me she'd wanted to go out with me for the last two years and literally right before we'd walked into class a freshman a freshman had asked to homecoming, and no one else had asked her to homecoming, and she'd said yes. She got up out of the class, and she said, I got to go. I need to leave. Walked out of the class and cried. Asshole. And I'm going, now, I want to cry, because I'm like, for the last two years, the girl.
Speaker4: The girl everybody wanted to hate.
Speaker1: If you were such good friends with her, why didn't you ask? Because I was still afraid she'd say no. She'd at least let you down easy. Because I knew my place. And I knew, quote, unquote, knew.
Speaker2: Well, but you also don't think girls are flirting with you when they are. So shut up.
Speaker1: She was status level here. And I was just like a regular person. My brother, my said you're not gonna do it he was home from college break and i said that i told him i'd ask out someone from this family he's like are you fucking serious i mean that you know i mean that's the thing so the sad thing is is how many things do we miss out on how many so here's the deal what i'm hearing i've since found out about this gal from the other night is that you know what she's sounds like a partier and a really cool chick so what i did was in that whole fucking opportunity i mind fucked myself limited what kind of spank bang material i have because i didn't actually talk to her god knows whatever else and miss an opportunity to fucking probably meet and hang out with and party with some really cool chick that probably lives five fucking hours away or a little farther away that's the learning lesson in all this just the reason i'm talking about this is not to make sure that people go cool is a fucking idiot we all know that but hopefully someone listens will will take this to heart. So if you're somebody listening that goes, I'm afraid to ask Ms. Amanda to dance. I'm afraid to whatever. Don't. Because, oh my God, the only person you hurt when you do that is yourself. At 50 years old, I've been told to fuck off a lot in my life. That's not going to bother me. And that's the part that made it worse is I was a car salesman for fuck's sake. People hated my guts just because of what I did. Seriously, what is the worst going to happen if she goes, your fucking word, get away from me?
Speaker4: Nothing.
Speaker1: But I allowed an irrational fear to totally miss an opportunity. Did we still have a great time? Absolutely. But did I miss an irrational fear to totally miss an opportunity. Did we still have a great time?
Speaker4: Absolutely.
Speaker1: But did I miss an opportunity? You're damn right I missed an opportunity.
Speaker2: You could, yeah.
Speaker1: Well, I missed an opportunity to at least say hi to somebody.
Speaker4: Yeah.
Speaker1: This is that whole walking naked through the pines type thing. What do we got going on? This time, though, we're paying her to dance with us. Yeah, okay, yeah. True. Beth, I'm afraid to ask Miss Amanda to dance. No, but if she's at a party and she's hammered, she'll go, can I touch your butt? Yeah. And I let her. Yep. You know, I don't know. A couple cool things that, again, what we're going to talk about with the party is that besides getting to meet cool people and see different things and see cool fucking facilities, because they had a really neat setup.
Speaker2: Yeah, I wish we could have a setup like that.
Speaker1: No shit. No shit. It's a great opportunity. You're going to be amazed how many people A, you might know or that an event that you really love you might be able to talk about and how much you have the opportunity to spread like your experiences everybody wants it when they find out
Speaker2: you're new
Speaker1: or that you're not from there not you're new you're not from there it's like it's like you're ambassadors like hey I'm an ambassador
Speaker4: you remember
Speaker1: back in school you're not an ambassador
Speaker4: seriously
Speaker1: See you're new. You're not from there. It's like you're ambassadors. Like, hey, I'm an ambassador. You remember back in school, you're not an ambassador? Seriously. Like, they want to hear about your stuff and what do you, you know, what do you do? What's this like? What's that like? It's kind of a cool thing. I mean, you don't trade patches. I mean, we need patches. Hey, let's have a trading club. But it's kind of a cool thing. So, yeah, absolutely. Make sure you do that.
Speaker4: Free swinger positive talk tape. Yeah, no shit. That's exactly what I need to do.
Speaker1: Absolutely. And I'm going to say this. Here's the other cool thing about going to somebody else's party. The discussion that we had on the way home. We had five hours in the car.
Speaker4: Yeah.
Speaker1: What it caused us to do was to discuss things about our parties and how unique things that we do or things that would this work or how does this work in... It made us think on how to make our event better. Not copying. No. Not copying, but there's always... always it's a learning opportunity when you're in the thick of the thick of your shit of what you're doing right you miss things well this gives you a chance just to be part of the ambiance a little bit and so that was really fucking badass that that was fucking super badass so just cool shit. But I encourage you, go to Cool Shit. Absolutely. Check that out. Okay, should we do a quick halftime? Sure. Do you want to do anything? You're almost over. Are you going to talk? Are you talking at all? Are you saving all your strength for dancing? Are you just going to let your ass and hips wiggle and do all their talking for you. I hope they can move.
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Speaker4: They rock. They rule. Okay. All right.
Speaker1: So, I just want to, Bill, I just want to wish Amanda the best of luck on Saturday night, but I have one request. Please don't spend two songs walking around the pole, cleaning it, drives me nuts, seeing a dancer doing that, and then expect you to tip them after they're done have fun and be safe yeah no shit yeah i'm staying off the poles oh no you won't actually i think that's against the rules to be on the poles okay so the stage is u-shape and the the sticks of the u are where people sit right and it as i can recall because we've only been there a couple times twice yep it's kind of long so i don't know how i can crawl from one side i don't know about crawling okay so i cracked the jaw i'm like going so do i start off standing or do i like crawl around on the floor because that's the level that everybody's going to be at. You can prance. If you dress as a deer right off the bat, you could prance. Whatever. So then the stripper poles are clear back in the back. Ain't no money in the back. Of the you part. So it's like, I'm just going to stay away from the poles. Because really, in a three or four minute song, I'm not going to have time to even hit the pole. I'll just crawl one side and then crawl on the other. If you spin on the pole and have an accident, you'd be wounded and that'd be like, chick down, chick down. We'll get chairs and throw water on you. Is it water or is it pee? One of them I thought about laying on the floor and I'm like, you know what? I could motion like I would if I was getting fucked And then people would go, is that what she fucks like? There you go. And I can hold up a sign like the coyote. Because I don't just lay there still. No, she's quiet, but she's fluid. I'll move around. Shannon said, and it's a good point, a quick shout-out to Don and Laura from Kinky Fair Minds and Sinful Ladies. They were up in Omaha. They were a continuation from Crazy Winter Nights and did a Shabari rope tying class. And apparently, as far as I can tell, no one is still tied up. So everyone, I don't know. So everybody did escape, and that's good. It's actually not a rope tying class. It's an escape class. I hope they hear that part. They're like, what is is he fucking talking about We do things different here in CASBA We'll show you how to tie somebody up with knots But it's really about who can escape It's like an escape room But with sexual overtones You just need to have some sexy nurses on standby Absolutely yes That's exactly for me or for her If you go down with a heart attack, you're... Where am I going? Okay, so I need... You know, I'm like going. I'm going to be on the parking lot. Should I have my knees covered? Should I have some long... You need to have an outfit that includes knee pads so you can look like your construction worker is part of the... Like it's part of your costume. When it's really just to protect the shit out of your knees. That'd be funny as fuck. Just saying. No, after this is over, I'm going to put one of the outfits on and take a picture of it and then post it so people can see one of the outfits I'm putting on. Give her your opinions. If she wants it. Why not? See what's up. You've got people. We've got people, EMT folks here here to help you bring a cortisone shot so if she needs it just saying any pandas they're gonna hurt shameless plug opportunity the club owner wants to know where to watch crazy truth if they're not on the Facebook page you can actually go to our YouTube channel at youtube.com backslash casbah K K-A-S-B-H. And you can subscribe and see all of our videos and not just the one now that we're live. And thank you. We have a couple people live watching it right now. But we have it on there all the time. So we'd love to have people check it out as well. Mouth to mouth. I don't know if that's allowed with the rules or not. Just saying. Oh, I have a feeling that I'll be allowed to break some rules. I think my understanding of the rule is that they can touch and you can touch, but nobody can touch each other between your butt cheeks and the crotch. So you can't be over there fucking, and that includes like lips. You can't be using your lip. You can't suck some guy off and say that that's not legal and they can't fucking be like finger but you can rub stuff there's some gyrating like a shake weight so yesterday yesterday no one was in there which was so funny i'm in the in there doing my stretches and stuff and i'm like okay okay so then i'm like oh how to twerk well besides the fact that the whole thing was in french so when you're trying to follow this i'm like going i have to read subtitles and watch a picture at the same time i gotta shake my ass and read this is one girl she's just i'm like going how the fuck does she do that i can't do i'm like you just need more practice you'll get there any. I need more flexibility. Fuck that. Auction off your outfit for Casbah Cares.
Speaker2: Oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker1: There you go. You know what? You may come back on Monday and quit your fucking job and be like, fuck this. I'm going full board.
Speaker2: I think I'll go to stripper. I don't know. Secondary income, maybe.
Speaker1: Hey, look.
Speaker4: You know what?
Speaker1: Here's the deal. Since apparently, according to the message, I forced you into this. If you make more, fucking rock the fuck on. on i mean i don't care what you do well i i have a feeling i'm gonna have fun too so i think it will be okay you'll be distracted you're damn right i will be you know what the most important thing with this whole thing is i'm not even gonna fucking lie you know what i'm excited about Besides all the fucking good husband-y reasons. Why? I'm 50 years old and I can say, I fuck a stripper. Oop. There you go. Well, there was one part. I don't know if they'd allow it. She's going to make $1,000 guaranteed. I hope. Is I'm going to have on this dress I got. I actually bought it for Exotica. But I'm like, okay. And it's kind of country girlish so i was gonna wear my little low cut my low get your penises out now guys and i'm like okay you can have like underwear panties or a thong or something on underneath it yeah i've got red ones don't go with it but i was thinking okay so can i let somebody pull it off of me that that we need to check on. So I need to find out, and then I'll pull some poor pitifuls, some nervous guy out of the audience and say, okay, here, take my dress off, and won't know what to do. When will Cole make a stripper debut? I can't even walk up to a hot chick and say my name. Look i'm gonna look there's nothing sexier than my full monty thing i'd probably do it because you give me enough room i'll do it it's whatever yeah you would do it it is what it is what it is i don't even i don't even care anymore uh no yeah so i don't know if the if if the rules are i can let somebody take my dress off go here pull it come Up over my head. Here's what's funny. You're the only girl. Audience participation. Well, no, okay. So here's the difference between if you're done in your 20s and now. You actually have to put more clothes on than you normally wear to be a stripper than just in regular life because you don't wear underwear. Uh-uh. So the problem is
Speaker4: you'd be like,
Speaker1: and we're five bars into the first song and we're totally naked.
Speaker4: Shot or what?
Speaker3: Yeah, I'm like going.
Speaker1: So you actually have to...
Speaker2: You like to ease into nakedness.
Speaker1: Yeah, you actually have to fucking... You don't wear underwear.
Speaker4: Honestly,
Speaker1: maybe that's something... Maybe you should practice that. Taking underwear off sexy. You don't wear it. It's not...
Speaker4: I mean,
Speaker1: it's not something you normally... You haven't worn underwear We'll be right back. Maybe you should practice that, taking underwear off sexy. You don't wear it. It's not, I mean, it's not something you normally, you haven't worn underwear regularly for 10 years. And, you know, watching those strippers, I don't know if I've watched them pull their clothes off. Yes, three-song set. The funny thing is, well, okay, so you have some lingerie stuff and you're like, well, I can't use this because there's so much it's so hard to i couldn't get it off yeah it's so hard to unhook it and we don't want to just use scissors for a one one and done situation no so yeah i i think it's going to be i hope that people use this as a as a complete empowering Cole goes, are you going to tan? Shit, I'm like, I'm going to paint you out. Yeah, no, I'll probably just be my pasty ass self. No. You know, the thing is, that's what's so awesome. It is, you are being yourself. And I'm telling you, if you have not seen her dance, she doesn't believe me, guys. People that have seen her and seen us at dances, she never believes me that guys watch her. I don't pay attention. Okay, I was always taught not to look at people. You're just, you're fluid. Because it's rude. So I don't sit there and notice people just staring at me. I think it's funny that the other girls are excited about this.
Speaker4: I mean, one, they're excited because it will obviously draw more people in so everybody make money.
Speaker1: But they're so excited about the concept of literally, it's like.
Speaker2: And then I saw a flyer whipped cream show and I'm like, I'm missing out on the whipped cream show. How did I miss out on the whipped cream show?
Speaker1: No, because you're not doing the whipped cream show.
Speaker2: I know, but I'm like, oh.
Speaker1: So that you're not all sticky. You're going to be plenty busy. I know. I think that it was a big deal that you're getting to do the two-girl toy show. Because that's not my understanding. That wouldn't normally be like, hey, it's your first time ever doing this. It's kind of like, that's the perk of knowing the owner and everything like that. So that's kind of like, you know, that's not normally the role that a newbie would actually get. And I think probably in his thought process, you got a newbie fucking rolling around with whipped cream. There's going to be fucking whipped cream everywhere. They got to clean that shit. It's probably like, no. Let's let the girls know what the fuck they're doing with it. So I have two outfits ready. But the third one, I don't know what I'm going to do. Just be naked. I don't know if they start off tonight. You probably can't. If it's late enough. What? They start off naked. We can just wrap you in bubble wrap. You can roll around and pop. Saran wrap and have somebody hold on to the edge. If you get all dizzy and puke out, that'd be horrible. No, I wouldn't do that. Hey, sexy. I don't know what I'm saying. Just saying. Yeah, so I mean, it's going to be, I think it's going to be a fucking, it's going to be a good time. We're going to see because they obviously have, you know, we can't have photographers in there, which is too bad. But I totally get. Well, I understand.
Speaker2: It just kind of sucks when you want to record it.
Speaker1: But we'll give a full report. Don't worry if people are listening and going, oh, fuck them. We have a second week all about it. No, we won't have the whole show next week. It won't be about it. But we'll let people know how it went. I'm excited. I'm excited to hear your take on it after the fact of how it made because okay so you know so you know ahead of time the questions that i'm going to want to know and i think they're going to want to know not is the more deep questions like how did you feel how did it make you feel how did you know when it was all said and done did you feel fucking like you know to jazz you up that you did it make you feel? How did, you know, when it was all said and done, did you feel fucking like, you know, did it jazz you up that you did it? You know, that kind of stuff. Because I think that'll be cool. I'm excited to hear how that works. Absolutely, yep. Talk to the other dancers. We need something to cheer for.
Speaker4: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Ooh, somebody said football jersey.
Speaker4: What?
Speaker1: What? Where's my fucking mouse?
Speaker2: Right there. Oh, Husker fans football jersey. What? Where's my fucking mouse? Right there.
Speaker1: Oh, Husker fans football jerseys third outfit. Oh, if you wouldn't ruin it, I could break out one of my Manning jerseys.
Speaker2: It's a Husker.
Speaker1: Do you have a Husker jersey?
Speaker4: No.
Speaker1: I'm not going to go. Let's see if you make any money before we go spending money for a stripper guy. No, I'm just kidding. But, yeah, so, I don't know. We're excited. It'll be fun. It's going to be, what could possibly go wrong. Okay. All right. Not that I don't have lingerie I can wear. I do. I just have to figure out what's easy. I think you should wear like a, go get a weird Halloween costume. Like I know you told everybody like the green outfit. And the green outfit, it has all these little fucked up hooks on the back and stuff and I'm like here fasten this
Speaker2: here fasten this one I can't do
Speaker1: it by myself it would I think would be hilarious this is my warped sense of thought process I think it'd be funny if you like came out and like you know went by like a Dalmatian outfit or some shit like you know like a full body Dalmatian and come out and like dance because people would be like what in the flying fuck to me that would be fucking hysterical I don't they just break out the fucking smurfette outfit oh god oh my god if you did that they would lose their fucking mind she would look awesome in a cold jersey yeah I might have to break out one of my Peyton jerseys for this. Yeah, but it'd be a dress. Yeah, right. That's the idea. Cover your cooter and eventually come off and show your cooter. I do have blue panties I could wear. Now we're talking, girl. It should have had a Smurf outfit either way. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, but then I'd have to have blue skin of some variety. What other outfits do I have? I don't know. I have a pirate. Elfers. Yeah, no, shit. You could go a holiday. Elfers? Yeah. I could, even though Christmas is kind of over. Yeah, but you could be a leprechaun. Just saying. Fairies last year round. All right. I have a fairy costume. I know you do. Except the corset doesn't fit anymore. Well, you're not going to need that on much to see your tits not your wings uh okay so you could be a witch and then just you could ride your own shit to work uh anyways gotta go just kidding all right we gotta go so again quick shout out to our sponsors asnlifestylemagazine.com three million readers can't be wrong uh and don't forget also oh yeah bunny he, Bunny, you can go as a rabbit, lay some eggs. Also, nightcaps.com, Cadbury eggs. I'm not laying any eggs. I'm not laying any anything. That's fucked up. Like the Cadbury commercial. Bark! Nightcaps.com. Why do we have sponsors? Nightcaps.com and nomorewetspot.com check it out today don't forget to use don't forget to use full swap in the promo code with your nightcaps get 10 or yeah get 10 with your nightcaps and also full swap with your nomorewetspot.com that'll save you 10 on your new blanket check them out today guys follow us on twitter at truth crazypot.com. That will save you 10% on your new blanket. Check them out today. Guys, follow us on Twitter at TruthCrazy. Follow us everywhere. Don't forget to sign up for Ms. Amanda's OnlyFans. And obviously shoot us emails at crazy.casma.gmail.com if you want a picture for Casma Cares or a Tumblr as well. We're excited to see you all. Check out our site, crazycasbah.com. With that being said, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will. Casbah Style, out.
Speaker4: Bye.