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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition, a highly fucked up edition of Crazy Truth. Speaker2: Why? Speaker1: Because it's probably a full fucking moon and it's episode 250. It could be haunted. It's not a full moon. I'm your host with the most cool and I'm here with the mighty fingers of finger banging my life for the week, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely lovely Tennille, basically known as Amanda. If you're watching, you would get that reference. Probably not. That's an old reference. I'm an old person. I'm just making old references. Get out of my yard, you fucking kids. Anyways, I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hey. There you go. So we're here to channel it too late, and I don't really know what the fuck we're doing at this point in time. We're live on fucking YouTube. I keep wanting my kids to move out, but then I'd be fucked because I couldn't run any of the technology so really just saying um we had figured out good lord and i want to buy i was actually earlier this week well it's tuesday shopping for additional fucking new equipment for the studio like a more board and stuff what were you smoking obviously i just want shit that has pretty lights I don't know what it does. That's exactly what I fucking need. Speaker2: Anyways. Speaker3: It's not a new moon either. Someone put new moon. Speaker1: It is season six. It is episode 250. Yay, look at that. We are like halfway to, we're a quarter of the way to a thousand. What the fuck? We're a quarter of the way to a thousand. You know what that means? We only need to do this another fucking 12 years, or excuse years and we get to a thousand shows took six years to get 250 do the math on that shit now i mean we haven't been doing a podcast for six years yes we have well it's we're in season six oh fuck yeah so the thing is is it would actually take another 18 seasons on top of. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to... The elderly edition. The geriatric version. We're going to tantalize you with stuff with our canes. Anyways. I mean, do you know how old I'll be? I sure do. Oh, my gosh. We'd almost be in our 70s. Think that through for a minute. actually be on the verge you'd be 69 your favorite year anyways uh so there we go uh so we do have sponsors i have no fucking idea why uh anywho so let's give them a shout out shall we asn lifestyle magazine if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the swinger swinger world check them out asnlif.com by the way just for shits and giggles go vote uh you can go to asn lifestyle mag awards you can vote us vote us for the funniest podcast we're getting smoked in that category now so they can all suck a dick uh but go and vote for us vote for us for crazy winter nights it's kind of a fun thing that we do what we used to do when i still liked hotels and uh as as well as I'm mismanaged for content creator. I'm not on there for content. Yeah, you are. You're in the top ten still. How the fuck did that happen? Because people want your pussy. They don't know who the fuck I am. Yeah, they do. 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It's like a dream catcher with no holes anywho uh there you go so yeah that's what it's all about so we've got all kinds of new shit hey you know what if you actually listen to give two fucks check out crazy casbah.com we got all kinds of new shit going on uh we are like 80 days today from the first crazy summer nights because we're doing two this year because we're a brute for punishment. We're doing two for the first one is Miss Amanda's Melee event. So get your event, get your spot. Now they're filling quickly. We're going to be doing some updates. Itineraries will be coming out shortly. And also, so then we've got all kinds of things. We've got that event, and then we've got the August event. And just tonight, just today, just like mere moments ago, I haven't put it on the website yet, but I put it out on the Facebook group, we launched our Halloween party. Why? Because we like to piss people off. So we're having a Halloween party October 14th, that's right, our very first one. Let it be known, we checked with other groups first. So if we scheduled, there's the same day, we were always... That right so we but we are excited because it is our first one and people have asked us to do a halloween party for a lot of years like do you want to go over your experience of this oh fuck we'll get there uh so but please check it out uh we've got a couple of packages we've got a hotel lined up special for hotel rates we have we're gonna have you can buy a bus pass so if you want to bus to and from the hotel or just a regular ticket so 275 of you and your closest friends we have we're gonna have uh of course food snacks and we're gonna raise some money for the uh coalition for sexual freedom and we're also going to have costume contests first prize being 500 cash second prize being 250 so we got all kinds of cool shit so shit So yeah we can talk about We can talk about the reason Why Cole fucking hates hotels Right now absolutely Absolutely hates hotels Fucking despises hotels Okay so you People if you listen to our Fucking show ever or know Me at all or have just bumble-fucked your way onto one of our events or shows and heard about it, you know how I preach about how you try to do things the right way, you try to do things not, you know, against the stereotypes, the whole nine yards, because it's important for safety, it's important for, you know, the way the world views us, and it's important for hotels for hotels and events right because if you act like a bunch of fucking idiotic animals no place wants you because they think you're just gonna like a frat house and just destroy the place right we do all those things it is a motherfucker to find hotels that will work with you we were so fucking. Not just a little excited. I mean stupid giddy that local. We had found another hotel, a hotel chain, that came to us. Came to us. Let me say this one more time for the people in the back. Came to us about talking to them about doing events. Sweet. We excited it was awesome we did a small trial run with our birthday bash we had people being able to stay in hotels everybody loved the the hotels here in our town the hotel that we were going to that they wanted to work with this with it was built in 2016 it's a gorgeous hotel it's awesome thing was it perfect for a lifestyle event no but the the staff was excited the management was excited it was going to be new it's super quality hotel the whole nine yards so it was going to be an exciting thing right before we went on our little we took a little vacation god forbid and went to vegas i spent two and a half hours down with that hotel we're doing a tour talking and i'm always when we do talk to hotels and we talk to any place we are 100 up front about what the fuck's going on no gray areas no shady shit no lies we're honest because honesty is the best policy if it's not something's going to work for them we understand we part ways as friends everybody knew everything they had done research they they had printouts of our our website so they looked at they knew yep everybody's excited great i said i'm flying out to vegas the next day we hadn't got to talk yet we'll confirm the first date as soon as we get back. Awesome. Everybody's excited. We get back, try to confirm the first date. Somehow or another, something happened. We didn't get it. After having to hound them for like two weeks to try to follow up, it's like, what's going on here all of a sudden? You don't want to go through the fact that the salespeople at hotels don't respond to shit. Yeah, no shit, obviously. When I was in car sales, I responded immediately because that's how I made my money.
Speaker3:
Anyways, whatever, total side note. So, finally, after much work on my part to reestablish and make sure we're all still good, and the hotels, let me duly note here, the hotel chain had a great experience with our people from the birthday bash. Zero issues. Okay, Perfect. We on, on Friday, we had basically finalized the options for the two dates. Basically here was the kind of the contract and it would have been finalized Friday. I just wanted to go over it verbally so we could walk through each thing to make sure there was no gray areas so that there's no misunderstandings. At 10 a.m. on Monday, we have an hour conversation. And at 10 a.m. on Monday, I'm excited. The hotel's excited. We're all fucking excited.
Speaker2:
This is awesome.
Speaker1:
They're checking on just a couple other little things that were really no big deal, just informational sort of things, and they're going to get me the contract. Awesome. sweet giddy perfect wow shazam move on with my other shit i'm trying to get down for the day no worries perfect and in this fucking mess because my mom's 75th birthday is coming up i had even said hey as a total side note that's what that's part of what they were checking on was, you know, we wanted to do a birthday party for it. Totally, it's obviously non-lifestyle related. I like to use my vendors and support my vendors. We would like to support in this, whatever. Great, perfect, yep. We'll give this for you. We're so excited, can't wait. Hugs, kisses. We are everybody's love. Love, pat, pat, yay. Stroke.
Speaker2:
Wonderful.
Speaker1:
And I just hang up the phone with you. Talking about we're going to make some shit work, whatever. And an email finally fucking comes through. This is at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time. Because of the things that you want, can't do this what i'm like i'm sitting there shocked i'm i'm like gagging around my tongue going what wait a minute what the fuck so i send a message back i'm confused you know just asking some specifics is there something you know trying to understand not snotty i was very careful to make sure it's very polite just trying to understand the response i get back we just can't do it kind of kind of and and so i responded again that because they made it alluded to if we did a couple different things on how we normally do procedures that would work and i said okay great so if i make these concessions and then it would be okay and the final response back I got was we just can't host the event oh and out of six fucking hotels we have no space that you could use for your mother's birthday party now explain to me how the fuck you go from 10 a.m a fucking love, we were toggling each other's junk, we're all so fucking happy to be there, to nothing. Like, I don't want to send emails, I don't want to, like, the plague. We don't even want to do a birthday party thing, like you rent a fucking thing with no stipulations for a regular birthday party. I want to lose my motherfucking mind. And the thing with it is, if you don't want us, that's fine. That's why we have meetings and discussions and full disclosure. And we had a great conversation, multiple conversations, talking about the fact of how important honesty is. And that's why we're full disclosure and we want full disclosure from the hotel and we talked about what a horrible experience we had at another hotel with that didn't do that for us and we were all in fucking agreement i'm telling you what you want to talk about a fucking bullshit situation here's the thing kids and I know a lot of you guys are gonna be if you don't think that each and every one of you listening that goes to an event has the has partial control of this situation you're wrong i'm gonna tell you that right fucking now because here's the deal every time you go to a fuck fest clusterfuck bullshit thing that is why places don't want us in every hotel will tell you the exact same thing when you're an event coordinator they have had weddings with the police having to show up corporate events where they had hookers brought in that they had to cancel the event midway through Because the corporate event brought in hookers.
Speaker3:
And all of our years of business, no police, the hookers, none of this shit. And yet, you can't do it. So it's kind of interesting how it goes. I don't know if the owners changed their minds. We have no idea. We have suspicions. we have a lot of suspicions and a lot of it's based on angry we have no idea if if management didn't approve get approval from the upper owners and somebody walked in and asked a question in front of owners they shouldn't have that happens in the corporate world believe it or not we have no idea the bottom line is here's what we do know i'm gonna fucking talk about this shit in every fucking platform i possibly have until i feel like i'm not pissed anymore so uh what we do like with that what we do have is when people call me and i have people call me all the time that are in the lifestyle that are going to be in our area for non-lifestyle events and they go hey do you know a good place to stay what's what's a good place that we should stay at what's a good hotel there now that we should stay at or where should we avoid i promise you i will share every single time where we should avoid and the nice thing is with this is some of the people that come in for things like the college world series and other big events that happen in our area are very big in the lifestyle and have a far reach of birds of a feather we know each other and it will spread and it should and the the thing is it is just asinine. So, we overcame. We adapted. We overcame. And that's fine. But the reality comes back to, fucking A, just be honest. This shit is not that fucking hard. So, we revert back to our buddy Allie at Fairfield. Yep. And we're like, hey, we want to do this. And, of course, because of a Nebraska law, it's not a complete hotel takeover unless one person leaves.
Speaker1:
But she was able to, but here's what's so great. When you find folks that are working, they were able to work out special rates with us. She was able to work with us as much as possible. And the thing is, here's what we do. My mother's still going to have a birthday event. Much to my sugar hit. Still going to have a birthday event.
Speaker3:
That's a whole different story.
Speaker1:
And guess where, when people come to town, I'm going to recommend that they stay at. The people that support us will support them. That's how this works. And I strongly encourage each each of you listening and there's like 10 of you each of you that listen when you if you find places that support your in your area quality programs support them back support them back if you've got family coming in town and you go hey this hotel is always a nice clean and they do a great job support them back if somebody if you see somebody that's a sponsor of your friends support them back that is so huge because you know what if we all will fucking help the people that are cool and fuck off the people that suck we'll make the lifestyle better really well god i hate to bitch and i know people are like oh they're just not talking about anything so it's almost did you fuck anybody this week can't we hear about just fucking people so there's almost a chance of of a takeover and we have many months to cross our fingers because once that person leaves they're locking down the hotel force so there's still a possibility of it being a hotel takeover but even if we can't you'll still be able to have a safe place well to go and stay and that's what's cool so it's just i'm just still putting there's still an option to have a hotel takeover. But even if we can't, you'll still be able to have a safe place to go and stay. And that's what's cool. I'm just still putting there. There's still an option to have a hotel takeover. Because God knows when we stayed there before and had a hotel takeover, we just all hang out in the kitchen. Everybody had a blast. It was great. The staff had fun. We had fun. Everybody had fun. That's what it's supposed to be. The lifestyle is not that fucking hard. But seriously, I just, you know.
Speaker3:
There's too many stereotypes around it.
Speaker1:
Yep. So the next time you think you're going to do something stupid in public, remember, everybody's watching, and you may have more of an effect than you might think on a future event. Just saying.
Speaker2:
Kind of weird.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker2:
Rock on.
Speaker3:
So what else is going on?
Speaker1:
In the meantime, Cole's eating 87 aspirin like their m&ms it's awesome uh anyway so uh but there's a so but we overcame the halloween party so it'll be a lot of fun and trust me that just means we won't have more fun just to go fuck you because we're fun people uh anyways so we've got all kinds of shit coming up this weekend uh that we're gonna be probably i don't know where we're going're going this week. We've got all kinds of shit going. It's going to be a fun time. We'll probably have stories about fucking people next weekend to fit in the mold. So everybody can cheer with that. We have the potential. You never know. Remember things, strange things happen. We might go to a party. Bring in the hookers. We might go to a party on Saturday. We haven't locked down an actual definitive yes or no yet. One event at a time. That's what we do. This show is sponsored by crack. Crack cocaine.
Speaker3:
You're the one that does it. Pretty much.
Speaker1:
That is crackhead you'll ever meet. Anyways. Okay, so. Hotter than fuck in the studio.
Speaker2:
Because you're mad.
Speaker1:
I'm not mad. I'm aggressively happy.
Speaker2:
That's the whole new one. Is that a thing? It's like an emoji. You just need one where you're like, I'm really happy. But I say fuck you.
Speaker1:
That's one of those type of things.
Speaker2:
It could be something. I don't fucking know. We just go with it. It's hard to tell. I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's not true. You got fucked. Pucked this weekend. I was there. I'm like, I did? Wow. That's awesome. Way to help my fucking cause. I met with other people, dork. I know you fucked me. It sounds like now you're just trying to make up ground after it because like oh fuck you just made this like coal fucks like shit no everybody knows that we fuck each other it's fucking other well yeah but it doesn't know that that means it's good maybe they're just like i don't know he just like rolls around on her or something that's kind of weird i don't know't know. You don't know. Look, we don't know. We don't know. We don't take a poll.
Speaker3:
We should take a poll. Just saying. Okay.
Speaker2:
These are all important things. Anyways, the thing is now I've got to figure out a Halloween costume.
Speaker1:
There we go. Because I'm sure I will probably have to dress up for a Halloween instance. It's my own Halloween party. That'll be kind of weird now, won't it? Anywho.
Speaker2:
I don't have to think of that. What the fuck now? I'm going to go. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So stuff. Yep. Regular health every day. Get your regular physical kids because you may need it. You never know when you're going to need a stress test. Just figure it out. Oh, God. Okay. You get to work. Of course, I've heard nothing but screaming since I got off work. Not at you. Can you go ahead and take a sentence and put it all the way to the complete part? So it's not like, I've heard, seen nothing, but I'm really sore. Stop. No, I'm really sore because I ran into a wall. See how that makes a whole lot of difference than if I just went on a rant? See how that means?
Speaker3:
You were venting. There you go.
Speaker2:
Loudly and aggressively.
Speaker4:
Right.
Speaker2:
But not at you.
Speaker3:
I was venting about a situation, but not at you. And I just sat there.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
You were being supportive. I'm going to wait for the fucking police to show up.'m pretty sure she's being abused no god i'd be sitting here if i was abused really they don't know that maybe they think i've got you strapped down to the chair maybe you're warm oh you are warm oh my lord okay anywho uh yes larry's got good costumes picked out. I know what your wife's going as. Fainting goat. Oh, I'm like. Okay, so last week we had, it's kind of funny because the questions for the week deal with hotels. Anyway, so we had questions last week, a little bit about hotels, but we had another one this week, and I wanted to hit it because I it was i thought it was a really good one okay okay so and and it's partial it's somebody that's listened to us that's what's kind of funny they've listened to us so it's a question and then kind of like a commentary on us as well when it's really which is i don't know that's good or bad their question they're talking about was staying the night at a hotel and they put in there there how, asked, why are we so, we always bash spending the night. They said, you guys, whenever you talk about it, you always bash spending the night after a hookup. With another couple? With another couple. And that, you know, what, their question was, what bad experiences do you have that caused you to be so negative towards it? And why do you really feel that it's that bad? And I thought that was interesting because I'm like, I read this the first time. I'm like, I don't think we've ever bashed it. We've never been a fan of it. But I don't think we've ever bashed it particularly. I think it's just more something that we wouldn't do because we need so okay our time so let's start with there hasn't been a bad experience it's not like we we did it one time and it was this no the only bad experience was someone that was like oh we're too stoned can we just stay the night yeah well that'd be awesome if we had two beds we had one king-sized bed and all four of us are are going to sleep on a king-size bed. I run hot. And we did.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I was on the edge, thank God.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
That pissed us off.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Because you should have been more responsible not to get so stoned that you could have gone home.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
But I don't think we have a problem with that.
Speaker3:
Because they didn't get stoned in front of us.
Speaker1:
They sat in the car, got stoned, came into the hotel room, and in the midst of all the fucking yeah they were too stoned to go home yeah it was like wait a minute what so yeah that was kind of fucked up but the the thing is it's not that okay we have to put this out here when we give our opinions there are there are opinions do as thou wilt i mean it's it whatever. I think that do we, do I believe, I shouldn't speak for you. I don't want people to think I put words in my mouth and make you strip or make you do things. Do I believe. What the fuck is that about? Do I believe that, I'll get to that in a little bit, that it's a good idea, especially if you're new, to spend the night. I will change my answer from if you listen to old shows. If you listen to old shows where you're like, no. I will change my answer to say if it's a room with two beds, two separate beds, and you, I believe, when the fun fucking part's done, you need to if if you're going to spend the night, you should each go to your separate corners. You should go back to, I think that, to me, sleeping with somebody like that, especially when you're new, can be very, that can be intimate. And I said, when you're new. Because we've actually talked about it about there was a couple things that looked like there was a chance that you were actually possibly going to go and spend an overnight we've actually never done an overnight and i don't think now it would be that big a deal but at one time at one time that that would have been an overnight would have been a huge deal yeah it like absolutely not. Yeah. I mean, even when it came up, because it wasn't that long ago that that possibility was out there. Like last summer, maybe? It looked like it, maybe. Last summer or the summer before? No, it was last summer, because you went to a Midwest city, and then you were deciding. It was was like either way. Which the only reason you came home was you guys were done earlier than you thought. Well, I guess I met him a year ago. Yeah. But you came home because it was earlier than you thought. Because we had talked about whether or not about if you were going to. For safety to stay. For safety to stay. Which, obviously, there wasn't going to be supper beds. I mean, that wasn't... He was out there on a business. No, but I think...
Speaker3:
I think if you're new, you kind of have to be cautious, you know, whether you're single or a couple.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
You have to be cautious of... If you don't know the person,
Speaker2:
they can be clingy and take it as a they want to start a relationship yes because let's face it there are people out there that think that yes there we have people trying to kind of full swap one-on-one all the time that they're looking for a husband or a wife yeah i mean yeah and so you just have to be cautious if you feel comfortable snuggling up with somebody so you have somebody to sleep next to you, just go with caution. As long as everybody's on board.
Speaker1:
That is not one of the things, oh, by the way, hey, I know I said I was going to do this, but surprise.
Speaker2:
Well, yes.
Speaker1:
If you played alone and decided to stay. The other thing with it comes, even when, and I think this is the part that triggered with this question was a threesome because if you think back to one of our early threesomes first one uh yeah yeah okay would have been where at that point in time and i don't think i don't think now this would bother so was this. At that time, it was very new. We fucked her a couple of times. She spent the night in our bed, and she was in the middle. Did she actually do it? I said she could stay the night, and she was staying in somebody else's room. No. At one point, we let her spend the day in the middle because in the morning, you don't remember this? Oh, now I don't know if I want to bring it up. Maybe I should just let it go. I'm pretty sure I do. I rolled over, and you woke up, and I'm spooning with her and kind of fucking groping around and whatever, and it was not, it wasn't like there was a fight broke out and there was a naked fist fight or anything, but it was it was not It wasn't like there was a fight broke out And there was a naked fist fight or anything But it was It was As we come to find out later She was most definitely trying to do shit As I was going to say, she was trying to But we didn't know that until later Even you didn't know that until later at that point Oh, you have little inklings Okay, well, other than your fucking psychotic wife Nerve vibe shit The the bottom line was, well, even when we had somewhat of a poly thing kind of going there for a while, then it was like, you would be in the middle. Mm-hmm. Do you think now would that be a big deal? Well, one, if we had a poly thing going, we'd be honest and have a better conversation, and it wouldn't be a big deal. But in a threesome situation, would it be a big deal now? Probably not. Okay, let me ask you. I don't know for sure. Right. Well, and there's the greatest answer. This is why we do this, see? Even experienced fucking sluts like ourselves, we don't know. I don't know for sure, because if I roll over and you're sitting there with your arms around going, hell, you don't do that to me 99% of the time. That's because you're a heat rock. Maybe it's just her body temperature's not lava. Distinct possibility. The problem is, is you know that when I do do that, within about two minutes I get a boner. So, I mean, there is that whole thing. I don't think in 30 years we've ever cuddled for longer than like seven minutes. I'd like to say no, there wouldn't be an issue. But it depended on if there was a next one in the circumstances. So what if the situation was reversed? Here's a good question. I just thought of this. Man, why didn't I think of this before? Because it would be more apt to happen to you than me do you get in a threesome with another couple with another couple yeah another couple because they keep saying you need to do that so you can do the center of attention blah blah we've had this discussion but so but you're staying well yeah and you're spending the night are you sleeping on the edge you're sleeping in the middle i'm sleeping on the couch no what no you wouldn't. Bullshit. Yes, because that would be that couple's. But to me, it's. What if they said, come on, where are you going? Don't go sleep on the couch. I'm not single. So for me to stay the night at another couple's house is not going to happen. You say that with such. As a female portion of a couple, I'm not going to get into a poly relationship with another couple. It's not a poly relationship. It's a one night. That's what you said. No, I said a threesome. I didn't say a poly. Well, if we were just fucking one time, then no, I'm not sleeping in their bed. But it's seven hours away. And so you're just going to spend that night. I don't care. I'll sleep on the couch. What if they say no? Sleep on our bed. Then I'll sleep on the edge. Why? Because it's their bed. If they don't care. But if they don't care. If they don't care, why do you care? I don't know. But that's the whole thing. If they don't, that's the part that makes it interesting. So at that point in time, and the reason I think it makes it interesting, think about this for a minute. So if they don't care and if they feel more comfortable having you in the middle, because I'm not sleeping in the fucking middle because I'm hot as hell and I'm not going to be fucking claustrophobic with two fucking people surrounding me and all of a sudden you're projecting your dynamics on them so they said just no we want you to we want you to sleep in the yeah I know you're going to be there overnight we want you to sleep in our bed and we in the middle. You would tell them no. You would go, no. I said, no, I'd prefer not to. That's weird. Not weird. It's just, it's not, no, it's not. It's kind of weird. It's kind of, at that point, I don't know. I just think that's weird. That's what a spare bedroom's for. What if they don't have a spare bedroom? Not all of us are fucking ass. What if they don't have a couch? The floor. If you come sleep on our house, on the couch or the floor, you're going to be spooning with a 140-pound dog. Because it makes her uncomfortable, they should be understanding. So there. I'll go get a fucking hotel. They're not going to let you go get a hotel. I mean, I'm we would, because obviously, obviously, uh, if you tried to sleep on our, on a couch in our house or on the floor, minimize that again, you're going to have 140 pound, uh, cuddle buddy and, and he's going to love on you. Wife says she is there for fun, not to be part of their intimacy and she's been the third and it's weird i get it but i do to a degree isn't it and maybe i'm just playing devil's advocate whatever i don't care isn't you're just wanting to be argumentative no i'm not wanting to be all right i'm just saying but if that's not intimate to them but them. But it isn't necessarily what they view as intimate. Maybe it's what I view as intimate. Well, you fucking dirty slut. Why'd you go over there to begin with? No, I'm kidding. You're a dick. That's funny. You know, I'm totally kidding. For the video, that's why. No, I just didn't know. I just think it's an interesting dynamic. I don't know. I don't foresee myself in a situation like that. So here's the interesting part that goes with that then. You say you don't think, and again, it's been so fucking long, who knows. But you say you don't think you would have an issue if the girl slept in between us now but if you would if there's no way how you would do it at somebody else's house then you would have a huge fucking issue with it not necessarily it just all depends it seriously does it depends on the person it depends on if i like them it depends if you've just fucked them you probably should at least be able to tolerate them don't you think tolerate and like are two different things okay i'll give i'll give you that i'll give you if i feel like can't sleep in the car she would put herself in that situation it's still crossing one person's boundary okay well i get it i'm just i need to know so if this ever comes up when someone has their talons out and they're trying to get claws on you. I'm sorry. Well, you know what you should let them do? There's one thing about wanting a swinger relationship. There's another thing of like trying to get my husband. Hey, what you should do, think this through. Take the 30-year love part out of this equation for just a second, okay? Let's go through and do the old Ben clothes where you make the list positives and negatives right okay and all let's see how much are you really losing if they get a hold of me okay you're not losing let's face it financially you'll be better off because i'm almost like a dependent you don't have to do silly shit like this.
Speaker2:
Been the third with a couple, and she insisted I sleep with them, so I did on the edge. It was a little weird, and I didn't sleep a bit.
Speaker1:
Okay, so you think when you actually had a girlfriend that was like actually labeled it that.
Speaker3:
If we just would have fucking used those words. No, she called herself your girlfriend, and it's all good.
Speaker1:
When we met at a hotel, of course of course you know she lived four hours away yeah so when we would go out for the weekend and say hey come join us yes she would actually sleep in the bed but she slept on the edge i slept in the middle yes but that's what so then i had to sneak around the edge of the bed i did that But that's what she wanted That So then I had to sneak around the edge of the bed. No, I did not crawl over you. But that's what she wanted. That's true. Part of though, okay, but part of that was also, let's be completely transparent and go, we didn't necessarily, none of the three of us were communicating the way we should have been communicating in that situation. No, no. At all. So, I mean, it was really weird being able to crawl over you all careful and sneaky and shit. I think we go back to the thing of what, honestly, are you losing if somebody gets their claws into me? What is... Oh, son of a bitch. Quit hitting the table, dumbass. Why don't we put this over by you? Well, don't put it in front of the camera. What I just did right there, folks, is dive and caught a laptop. Like the brownies, but only I didn't miss. Because you keep hitting the table and it wasn't centered on there. I'm just saying. No, just drop it. No. No, okay. So, this is fun as hell. Swinger Front is just that. Nobody wants to interfere in a relationship. True. Maybe you do. Some people might. I've had some that wanted to interfere. Fucking batshit crazy fucking. I went and slept in the middle and would never do it again. Because it was prize. Who won shit? No, they were just batshit. I fucking stuck my dick in there and flipped the switch. And next to the other, and I just went fucking off the goddamn. I don't have that. Obviously, the batshit crazy switch is right towards the front. Because I don't have that big of a dick. And somewhere in there, I kick that motherfucker, and away fucking stupid shit goes. You just happened to flip that stuff. No shit. I need to, like, send, like, a camera in there first, look for it, avoid it. Wait, where to go? I've been in both situations, and uber comfortable with them. Okay, rock on. You're losing goal, laugh out loud. It depends on everyone's comfort level and how the boundaries are set. You know what it depends on with me? If I god's honest truth because here's the deal if i'm awake i'm laying in the middle i'm gonna fucking lose my shit well you get claustrophobic if the chin pin who's 20 pounds of chunky fucking holds the blanket by my leg i'm like freaking the fuck out so you get me in the middle i'm gonna have a panic attack that's why we sleep on opposite of the bed. It's all about my CPAP machine. That's the point in life where I've got to. Everybody's answering questions and talking on this deep level about intimacy, relationship, whatever. And I'm like, well, how far will my CPAP machine fit work? I'm going to be able to breathe. What the hell? See, and you think you're losing a prime catch if you find some chick dumb enough to sink her claws into me i don't know there's a part of me that goes roll with that shit see if you can do better this time around you don't even have to wait till i died you can just go oh hey looky there divorce in me is the most worth less thing to do What are you going to get? Websites and some lint. I mean, seriously.
Speaker3:
You're fucking sold at this point.
Speaker1:
Yeah. me is the most worthless thing to do. What are you going to get? Websites and some lint. I mean, seriously. You're fucking sold at this point. You're going to actually owe me money. Just remember, see, that's why I'm not worried about this shit. That's what you get. Some chick sinks her claws in me and takes me. You don't get fired. You're going to have to pay me alimony, not if it's not making anything. You make shit. That's just it. I don't make anything at my job. You have the income at a real job. Guess what? You're paying me alimony. No. Me and my new bitch. Because I will find an attorney that goes, see these old W-2s and see these income tax returns from five years ago when he was making, you know, a lot of money. Can't you work? Sir, no, I can't. He can get that job again. The fuck I can? Yes, you can. No, I can't. Trust me, I can make sure I don't pass whatever tests I need. Don't you know I'm a coke addict? Just ask all the people. I'm just fucking... Lazy piece of shit. That's what it is, pretty much. I'm jamming. Yeah, no one wants to get tangled in the CPAP tube. You guys want to hear a funny story? I don't care if you do or not. I'm going to say it anyways. So the other night, I don't mind the CPAP machine because I can actually breathe until I sleep. It's really weird. Imagine that. And I pretend I'm Darth Vader, so it's all right. Anyways, it doesn't really matter. That's totally out there. It's funny when he yells. You can't hear him. I know, shit. I yell at the dog. Anyways, But the other night, somehow or another, apparently I got tangled. And the first time I've done this, I got all tangled up in. I must have been having a kink moment. I was trying to choke myself. I don't know. But I got all tangled up in my CPAP machine. And in the middle of the night, I fucking yanked on the cords and yanked the fucking machine off the nightstand. Yeah, woke me up. Three in the morning. Bam. The CPAP machine. Thud on the floor. Yeah. I'm like, what was that? That was just a machine. I didn't really know. Hey, good point. Nebraska doesn't have alimony. Yeah. Whatever. Trust me. I'm just telling you. I'll show up at your door. Hey. I've stuck with you for 29 years. Has it been longer than that? I'm just kidding. I know it hasn't.
Speaker3:
Well, we've known each other technically for almost 31 years. Last, no, in a month.
Speaker1:
Yeah, not even a month, baby.
Speaker2:
31 years.
Speaker1:
Not even a month. April 14th. Yeah, right before my mom's, yeah.
Speaker2:
Yep.
Speaker1:
So, like, April 14th will be the anniversary of the 31 years ago that fucking I stuck my dick in her And I stuck my dick in her And she didn't flip the switch to crazy You're a dick Maybe you switched to crazy Yeah you flipped it on me Great that's what you gave me You gave me crazy I don't even know. Is there a drug for that? How do you test for that? Jason, Iowa sure does. It's stupid. Yeah, it is stupid. You aren't getting crap, Cole. We all will testify on Amanda's behalf. That's exactly. There's the fucking problem. Look, I already understand that my funeral will be fucking packed. Packed. To the fucking brim. I'm hoping that either you, if you don't, because you're distraught, the kids will be smart enough to fucking charge, like, sell tickets and nobody get in for under 10 bucks because there's going to be a shit ton of people there and they're all going to be there. It's going to be like, it's like America's got dick. How you dick how you doing if you i can see this if you need somebody to talk to or come over and spend some time with rub yeah i get i know this is gonna go i'm gonna be fucking horny i'm gonna be fucking your boys are just gonna be like there's that many people wanting to fuck you well you could have like a fucking yeah Yeah. It's going to be my funeral. Tickets. Go to crazycasmadeath.com Oh, shut up. Oh, that's bad. We should start selling tickets for that now. No. No. Why? I'm telling you. You might as well start your new young life with some money. I want a big fucking monument. That's just saying. Throwing it out there. Anyways. So all you women know, keep this in mind. She's watching if you get your claws out. I wish she would watch before I stick my dick in crazy that you have claws that you're trying to use. That would be helpful. You don't always stop me from doing stupid shit. No, but, well, I've tried. Well, sometimes it's between you and fucking Captain, or Mr. Bacardi, and you didn't do your job early enough and Bacardi got a lead on you. We're not going to go there. Just saying. Reverse, Harold. There you go. Yeah, this will be awesome. Hey, kids. Meet all 47 of your stepdads. Wait a minute. So if you said I if i divorced you i wouldn't get shit because what is there yeah yeah the dog guys oh yeah no shit see great now she's sitting there finally doing math she's like it's gonna be funny because the next couple events she's like hey single ladies have you fucked cole all right there you go are you batshit crazy by chance come Come here. Come on. Let's get somebody who wants you to meet. Yeah, I know how this goes. How did we get to that off of fucking watching fucking Santa Hotel? Because we got all the intimacy stuff. Everybody's different. Not everybody's necessarily looking for a poly relationship. No, they all are. If you go on Full Swap 101, as God is my witness, what want in this out of this group everybody wants a poly relationship yeah i i'm i'm okay with not having one they well they don't want a poly they just want an extra dick or pussy there's a huge difference well the thing is is you know i'm i'm happy to have a side piece well apparently you have side pieces you're kind of like a puzzle i have one that just sends me daily messages that's all i got your your box holds all the puzzle pieces just saying that's awesome that's so fucked up and wrong but funny as hell just saying here's what's here's what's sad when we talk about intimacy shit with this whole and it's not shit but what this whole thing is if if if you actually think about this for a minute it'll kind of make you go we we played this little game before an event i i said have you ever thought how many people are going to be in this room that you fucked remember when we were doing this little game what event was that let's not say what event okay event. Okay, we won't say what event. And then all of a sudden, you're like, and then we started counting, and then we're both going, oh, well, I'll be damned. Oh, and they're going to be there. Oh, shit, I forgot about that. Oh, yep, oops. When you've been in this 12 years, the number starts to go up. Just saying. So now if you think about this for a a second this will make us all take a deep breath and go oh hey you think about when you first started when you ran fucking new in lifestyle as a couple the intimacy stuff was a huge deal i mean that's why that's why some couples have no kissing or that's not ours but, because it's too intimate. 90% of the rules that people have when they first start is because it violates a sense of intimacy. Fast forward where we're at now. We hardly have any rules. And a lot of people, once you've been in a long time, the rules are a lot less. Because the reality of it is intimacy starts off as this fucking shield, right? This is your shield. You're going in and protecting your relationship. Intimacy, intimacy. By the time you've been in a long time, it's just sex. It's like it takes a while for you to finally go, wait a minute.
Speaker3:
Well, okay, so.
Speaker1:
To a degree. Some people view it, and I know initially, there were certain things that was just between us, and that was the intimacy part. But really, in reality, once you've been in it for a while and you look back at it. It's not necessarily the things that were done. It's the actual, what is the cheesiest fucking way that I can put this? It's more of a soul connection. Right. It doesn't really. It doesn't have anything to do with any of the actions that were partaken. You call somebody baby, and I'm going to go. Have fun with that. Yeah. You know, you can be doing the exact same thing, because I remember you go, well, I only want to fuck fast, because if I fuck slow, I feel like I'm doing this intimacy thing. And I'm like going, I'm well over that. Oh, my God, go slow. I'm well, well past that. Can't keep up now. No shit. Just saying, Amanda, that likes it fast. But it's more of a soul connection. It's a mindset. Yeah. New people listening to this aren't going to believe that. Someone can grab your arm, but for me to do it, it's a completely different. Right. It usually means I'm in trouble. I totally get no. Oh, my God. Well, it's true. That's mine. Yeah, and that's the way we share it. Love and affection. Anyway, so, no, but I mean, it is. But when you're new, you don't believe. You are so afraid. That's honestly most people's fear, I believe, just in my opinion, going to you're going to you're going to lose the intimacy which you do you lose the fear of the intimacy but you don't ever lose the intimacy with your significant other that's the part like how do you get people to understand yes you will lose the fear or the that certain things are intimate but it doesn't change between you and your soulmate, like you said, the soulmate. It's funny. We're talking about because we're going to Exotica in May. No, we're not. We're not going to Exotica in May. I thought that was July. We're going to Exotica in July, and you're shooting content. And it's over our anniversary. Okay, technically Sunday's our anniversary. I don't really foresee anything happening on Sunday. Okay, well okay well if you think at midnight saturday night everything's just going to wrap up for the night you've lost your fucking mind but sure but the reason i point that out is we used to have when we first started big thing we absolutely unequivocally will not i'm still kind of stuck on that with anybody else on our anniversary i'll'll let it slide for a special event, I guess. Well, if you go to sleep, then I can start over from there.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker1:
The reality of it is...
Speaker3:
Well, we'll still have the majority of the day. You haven't gone to bed.
Speaker1:
The reality of it is, if our anniversary fell right in the dead center of this whole thing...
Speaker3:
It would still go on. We'd celebrate our anniversary a different day.
Speaker1:
Well, because here's the reality of it. We don't even fuck every year on our anniversary necessarily.
Speaker3:
They said everything was about fucking.
Speaker1:
I mean, making love.
Speaker2:
I'm sorry.
Speaker1:
We don't even necessarily go out to dinner or go do shit every time on our anniversary.
Speaker3:
We spend time with each other. Well, yeah, we do.
Speaker2:
Not necessarily.
Speaker1:
Remember that fucking, the big paycheck stuff things you were gammering about earlier? Remember those? Yeah, and I can remember some of that on our anniversary. I had to work that late. Yeah, and guess what? They didn't give two fucks. So I didn't get, oh, hey, I'm going to leave. We went to lunch or something. But I mean, it's about what you make of the time when you're together. It's not about fucking, you can still talk to other people during that time frame. We talked to other people at our wedding before we were actually here. We didn't fuck anybody at least i didn't i don't think we didn't even fuck each other after our wedding for crying out loud no we said we should actually probably do it just make it legal okay yeah we rolled over on top of each other for like two minutes and like called that kid then we passed out hammered imagine that well there's something because it was intimate. So was I. Because it was intimate. And just, you know, it was a deep moving moment there. We feel good to. Oh, shit. We need to fuck her. This isn't legal or some shit. That was our drunkenness. Okay, whatever. I don't even know if my dick got harder. I just did the whole shove the limp thing in there and just fucking swish it around. I don't remember. That was a long time ago. Yeah, 29 years. 29 years ago. Not quite, but it's coming up on our 29th anniversary because I remember that. It means a lot to me. That day was special. It's so special you got tattoos so you wouldn't forget. I got it tattooed on my arm because I was always a day early. It was. So fuck everybody else. I wasn't because I missed our anniversary. I was always a day. I was an overachiever. Now Now somebody didn't buy the fact What a blessing it is to have a husband Who's always a day early So in turn Apparently that's still just as bad as the day late So in turn I got it tattooed To show my eternal Look even when I'm dead for a while and wrinkled and whatever, you'll still be able to read the date. So when they exhume me in 180 years, whatever, for whatever reason, I have no idea, then they would still be like, oh, look, he was married. Look, it matches a stone. That's so sweet. That guy must have been a prince of a guy. of course this is with the one where his wife
Speaker2:
goes look it matches a stone that's so sweet that guy must have been a prince of a guy of course this is what the one of his wife goes
Speaker1:
I don't have that care if we're buried in the same place it doesn't matter just saying
Speaker3:
we still agree after these years in the lifestyle we make love to each other and we fuck our lifestyle
Speaker2:
friends
Speaker1:
I'm just going to say us too no we do I'm just funny because Larry I can fun with Larry like that Thank you. friends i'm just gonna say us too no we do i'm just funny because larry i can fun with larry like that because larry gets it we do oh there's sometimes it's just fucking a lot of times look each other look yeah well i mean look here's the deal when we're trying to make a decision to choose between should we just jack off or should we have sex based on okay i? I'm sorry when we go, well, fuck it. We might as well fuck. That's not some deep, meaningful, sweet magic love. That's just trying to bust a nut and get her done. That's what that is. True. So as much as I'd love to say that every single time that we touch each other, it's some deep-moving experience. It moves me to start to fall asleep once I bust a nut is what it does you know usually it's because we got shit to do my ass up which is really funny and it puts you to sleep yeah i think it puts every guy to sleep i think it's like turkey you can never jack off at work oh wait no i yeah no i can't i mean i was just i had afterwards. But, yeah, I mean, you can. Look, I can get a turkey sandwich and it doesn't make me sleepy. But if I eat it at Thanksgiving, I'm sleepy afterwards. I think it only kicks in at certain locations. It's the same with jacking off. So if I jack off at work, it doesn't, I'm not like, I'm not just going to fall asleep in the bathroom. Where's Cole? I find him two hours later with my dick and my hands fucking all passed out You are so full of shit No I'm not it's the same thing I've eaten turkey sandwiches Leftover turkey that made me sleepy on Thanksgiving Not make me sleepy the next day I don't agree that it's the turkey I think it's all the carbs that you eat to go with it Okay let's Looking at my thin fucking athletic figure. Okay, looking at my slim athletic figure, it's hard to believe that I took all portions of that shit with me. So I ate a many Thanksgiving meal at my job, and you know what? I stayed awake. Imagine that. It's the same with jacking off. It's not like I had a lot of time to do it all the time. I mean, I still smoked then. So it was like, if I had to choose between cigarette or jacking off, I was probably going to go smoke. Just saying. Kind of like sometimes when we're retiring, we choose between jacking off or fucking. Sometimes you just don't want your penis to smell like pussy the rest of the day. So you just, you want to come, but you don't want to, every time you pee later, be like, oh yeah, that's me. You don't, you know, just saying.
Speaker3:
You can clean it off. Thank you. to come, but you don't want to, every time you pee later, be like, oh yeah, that's me. You don't, you know.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
You can clean it off.
Speaker1:
But it's awkward to walk into the sink because you don't think about it until you have to maw later. You have to pee, and then you whip your dick out, and it's like, oh, it's kind of so damn in pussy juice, and then you're like, standing at the counter in the sink with your dick in the sink when the people go, you know, I'm a good employee. I wash my hands and my penis. I don't know. Don't do that shit. That's why you're giving me a headache. I don't, I mean, seriously. Plus in your underwear, like I always wear black underwear, so if you just immediately cover your dick up right after you fuck then your underwear's always got the glaze on the front.
Speaker3:
You know the word guy. I watched him many a time to take a packet and paper towel and wipe himself off.
Speaker1:
You bitched at me because you've seen me strip my clothes starting at the door walking all the way through the house to the shower with underwear in the middle of the living room or god knows where else as I'm flinging it just as I go do you really think after 30 years you knew this see now no one's going to believe that you're worried about anybody getting their talons in me do you really have you ever seen me like ooh wait stop before we go ahead and go out I need to go wash my penis off real quick I'm like alright let's go I'll see out of time. Oh, what a quality show. It's hard to believe we don't have more listeners. All right. With that being said, hey, a shout out again to our sponsors. I sure hope they listen to the show. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Check them out today. Don't forget to vote. ASN Lifestyle Magazine Awards. Full Swap Shop. Full Swap Radio, Crazy Winter Nights and Crazy Truth. That's us. Also, Nightcaps as seen on Shark Tank. The Drink Spike Prevention Scrunchie. Don't leave your safety or the safety of someone you love up to anybody else. Nightcaps.com. And finally, No More Wet Spots, the washable, dryable blanket designed to enjoy sex without having a puddle to sleep in afterwards nomorewetspot.com don't forget use full swap in the promo code and get your 10 discount today with that being said kids follow us on twitter at truth crazy hey do us a favor subscribe subscribe to our youtube channel this you can see this visually and it makes way more sense uh which is just YouTube.com backslash Kazba. Not really. I don't think seeing our faces doesn't make it any better. It doesn't help. Okay. And you can send us emails crazy.kazba at gmail.com Remember if you want an autographed picture of Ms. Amanda or one of the cool mugs to help support Kazba Cares and for her dance event. They're tumblers. Tumblers. That's what I meant uh don't forget to send us an email at crazy.casma gmail.com and finally don't forget to go to crazycasma.com and check out all of our cool stuff events happenings otherwise with all that being said kids doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will casma style out bye
