Krazy Truth #249 Maxing the Meet and Greet!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, and my vocal cords are warmed up long uh and i'm here with uh the lovely lovely and slightly bruised from dancing miss amanda hey that's a story we're sticking that was loud you were loud damn straight i'm loud and proud woo it's a party in gold's world okay uh this is episode for those of you following at home this is season season six. That's right, six. What season is it again? Six. There you go. Look at you paying attention so early today. Season six, episode 249. Almost to 250. Almost to a quarter of a thousand. Almost there. Hard to fucking believe, isn't it? We're galloping. We'll be there soon. There'll be some sort of special prize. I don't know what it is. I'm sure hoping for dick sucking on for me to get my dick sucked. But that's just me. Anyways, so before we get going in the show, we should probably give a quick shout out to... What do we usually do? We do shout out to sponsors. Hey, let's take one. Did you start drinking or something beforehand nope uh i had strippers and hookers over and doing coke off their butts i'm practicing for when you strip that i can do better than doing like a line of coke off your butt just i'm just kidding i don't actually have coke to do that i can't afford that but if you make enough money maybe we can do pictures with powdered sugar it's all good and i'll just snort the powdered sugar just for shits and giggles. I know you would. I would do a pixie stick off your ass. Anywho, a quick shout out to our sponsors, Miss Amanda and Pixie Sticks. You know what? You can buy a pixie stick, and the proceeds will go to Casma Cares. Get your pixie sticks, and we'll just have lines of sugar off your ass. I seriously am going to have to find pixie sticks for the first. Absolutely. Yep, we're going to do that now. And no one's going to know what the fuck it's for I'm glad I'm glad now you can slap him I'm glad you said all that now So now my brain will think that And I won't forget We're going to have pixie sticks What the fuck So quick shout out to our sponsors ASNLifestyleMagazine.com 3 million readers can't be wrong You should not be wrong either You should make it happen to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine If you want to know what's going on in the adult world That's like the porn side And the stripper world That's like our world Or a combination of both Then you need to check out ASN Lifestyle Magazine And don't forget You can go to ASNlifestylemagazineawards.com. You can put us in for full swap shop, for apparel shop. You can put us in for best supporting business with full swap radio. For best convention with crazy winter nights, which we want to win that fucker again. And best trade show, our best podcast for crazy truth. Just saying. We sure would like would like your vote please help us we found out we are in the top 10 so far we're in the top 10 of each one of the categories we're in so we gotta keep pushing the top five move along 300 pixie sticks for 25 bucks oh my god i'm gonna go buy them for the april 1st uh we'll talk about that in just a second too also hey nightps.com, don't leave the safety of yourself or someone you love up to anyone else. Take charge. Make sure your next bar trip is safe with a nightcap. It's a drink spike prevention scrunchie. Make sure you check it out today. Don't forget, you can use nightcap10-casmainc in a promo code and get a 10% discount, or you go on FullSwapShop and shop and get them with our logos and finally everybody likes to fuck sure do sex is great lick it beat it slap it suck it fuck it and make it make a mess but no one wants to sleep in the post puddle post sexual puddle that's like a post puddle so you don't have to do more with your own no more wet spot blanket. It's machine washable and machine dryable. No crinkle sounds and designed specifically for sexual and body fluid wet spots. Get yours today. Don't forget to use full swap in the promo code and get 10% off of your lovely blanket today. We have one because you don't squirt, but people I know do. Anyways, so you do something. And I still don't want to sleep in the west. Sometimes you squirt. Every now and then. I have. You more dribble. Some people have the faucet on a dam break. Some people, the water just stays on. Drip. I dribble. Not dribble. I dribble. There's usually a cum trail from what, if we're fucking on your side of the bed to pulling out toad or mice, there's like a cum trail. It's like, dribble. I'm just saying. It's that old person thing. You don't piss as hard or you don't cum as hard. It is what it is. So you dribble. It's a dribble trail. I got nothing. I can't find my way home. Look for the jizz trail. There it is. The birds won't eat it.
Speaker2: Some days. The trail is sticky.
Speaker3: I think I can find it. Fuck is mine came from.
Speaker1: Do you hear what that's the sound of? Walking on the jizz trail home. That's running in the jizz trail home. That's horse galloping in the jizz trail home okay there we go some days
Speaker3: don't you just want to be in his head for five minutes awesome so a couple cool super cool cool things to talk about so i'm wearing first least a majority of the time you keep that shit
Speaker1: in your head and don't verbalize it right yeah i know but if you could ride in the car with me i talk out loud myself not gonna lie seriously i do i know this is how i get it out
Speaker2: I don't verbalize it. Right, yeah, I know. But if you could ride in the car with me, I talk out loud to myself.
Speaker1: I'm not going to lie. Seriously, I do. I know. This is how I get it out. This way it doesn't bottle up and just verbally, I just don't do a verbal explosion of weird on somebody. So I'm just walking up to somebody, hi, how are you? Jizz trail! You know, that's how I do that. Anywho, so I'm wearing this really cool shirt right now. and if you follow us and you're part of our YouTube channel you can actually see this shirt that I'm on it is a fainting goat that has fainted and this was a gift to me at our birthday bash this weekend from a gal who's going to go as a goat for Halloween I know know we've got to admit, because when she comes really hard, she passes out. How do we know this? I don't know. How do we know this? We've experienced it firsthand. We've witnessed it. And then, like a miracle, hallelujah, she awakens. And when she wakes up, it's awesome. She's not out for very long. Well, no, it's not like, you know, oh, my God, she could be dead. It's not like, clear. It's more like. When she was up on the cross, she's like. It's more like. And I'll say she's like, oh. She wakes up. It's more like that Star of the Wake. So they got me this shirt, and this is awesome. And they asked me where I'd wear it for the show. I didn't just wear it for the show. I got up this morning. Well, when I took a shower, why I took a shower? I don't get around to it early. Hold on. Pause. Because when he took me to work this morning, he had on a green button-up shirt, which wasn't buttoned. Yeah. And he had on some football team apparel pajama pants. And I'm like you he hasn't you have you wore them when you your mom got them for you to lounge around the house after you had surgery yeah and you haven't put them on since i don't i very rarely wear them and i had them i had to warm in public i drove them drove her to work in slippers husker uh uh pajama sweat pant things a green green button-up shirt that wasn't buttoned quite right. And, let it be duly noted, I stopped at the gas station and went in and...
Speaker3: You went in like that?
Speaker1: Got a breakfast sandwich this morning.
Speaker2: Sure did. Yep.
Speaker1: Didn't even care.
Speaker2: Wow. Yep.
Speaker1: And you know what? It's one right by our house. So it's people that see me all the time. Well, there's people in their slippers and shit all the time in there. No big deal. So, yeah. So, anywho. But when I did take a shower and get dressed for the day, which was like 11, then I've worn this all day. So, I'm happy to explain to anybody who asks about the coat. So, someone is famous. Did anybody ask you about a fainter coat? Our son did. Well, yes, like to use names and diagrams i'm just kidding i'm just saying anyways so yeah so this is what it's all about so okay so i'm wearing that so and and of course my party hat because we had a party this weekend we did we had it we had our birthday bash and it was a bash and it was a birthday there was cake there was there's still cake i'm still eating fucking cake yeah uh i had piece yesterday i won't have yep no it was good so we had a lot of fun it was it was a birthday, there was cake. There was cake. There's still cake. I'm still eating fucking cake. Yeah. I had a piece yesterday. I won't have any one. Yep. Nope, it was good. So we had a lot of fun. The birthday batch is always a blast because we had people there that knew us long before, when we were just in the lifestyle of the fuck, before I ever uttered the famous words, you know, if a guy was smart, he'd start his own page. We had guys like that. I was really surprised. I was happy to see some of them and surprised. It was like a class reunion. It was like, holy shit, there's some people here that knew us before we were Casper. There were two sets of people there that were probably two of the, within the first six months hookups that we ever had. Like probably I'll say, our third hookup, maybe. Third, maybe fourth. Yeah, our third hookup. So, I mean, they've known us a little while. They have a clue who we are. And so they've been with us all the way through. So that was great. And some of our original CASMA members, three and four, the first thing of the page. So I was one, you were two, three and four, first two admins were back and then we met new people and that's what makes the birthday bash so much fun so it was a great time thank you everybody who sports us we have people from multiple states again, it's fucking cool so we get back what was it Monday morning, I took a picture in a sweatshirt that was left. Yeah, yeah. Naked, but I was wearing this. It was a zip-up hoodie. And I put it on to take a picture to say, whose is this? Everybody keeps liking the picture, but no one will tell me who it belongs to. But see, sex sells. But no one's looking at it. They're more enamored with your titties. Okay. I figure somebody was missing an inhaler. You know what? They don't care. They've already choked. At that point in time, whoever's in this has probably already died. They needed their inhaler. They reached for it. They didn't have it there. Well, if they were hoping to use the condoms in the pocket, they'd totally miss out on that. Well, you know, let's hope they did. You know, that's what happened.
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: They got pregnant and hyperventilated all at the same time.
Speaker2: Sweet.
Speaker1: They were fucking. There was no condoms. They panicked. They fucked and they couldn't breathe.
Speaker3: It could be a woman. I don't know who sweatshirt is.
Speaker1: We don't know either.
Speaker3: They're smokers.
Speaker1: So if you're a smoker, had condoms at a swinger event, and sometimes gasped for air, we need to talk to you. Just saying, it's, you know, Larry, you're not a smoker, but that's good. You just want to sniff it because our boobs are running. And that's okay. And we can't. And you know what? If people just want to sniff it for Amanda's titties, absolutely. We'll start. It'll be a traveling thing.
Speaker3: I'd rather just be motorboated.
Speaker1: Really?
Speaker2: Oh, you said motorboated. My bad. I'm sorry.
Speaker1: Okay. I didn't say slobbered on. Well, it's kind of the same thing. Otherwise, it's a dry engine. Don't you want my personal natural lube? Anyways, I thought that was sexy. Okay. So, this is going to be a day for this kind of shit. Apparently. Yeah, so that was awesome. So, let's talk about something cool that's coming up, though. Because this is like, we're going to keep people up to date on this, though. Because this is badass. So, April 1st. No, it's not an April Fool's thing, you fuckers. Miss Amanda, you're going to do, you're making your debut on the stage, baby. Okay, pause, though. Tell them how we got to that point. Because I did a lot of explaining at the birthday best. About 20 years ago, I started begging her to be a swinger. And then she found out she liked being naked around people and here we are no that's not how it fucking went well that's how it started and now oh you want in your head like how it became to be like oh shit here you're doing this because it will help you with your as you no now i'm catching you you're pulling i'm pulling a coal on you just just fucking answer whatever i'm pulling a coal on i don't know why it Because we started talking and I'm catching you. I'm pulling a coal on you. Just fucking answer whatever it is. I'm pulling a coal on you. I don't know why it is. Because we started talking, and I said, you know, I should have been a stripper a long time ago. I would have made a lot of money. Well, because you never believe me when I tell you people watch you dance, because you dance like you fuck, which is certainly fluid and fucking sensual. And you always would have been a great stripper because you are fluid as fuck, and people always watch you dance. I get in my head, I don't pay attention. You get in your head that nobody's watching you, which is a complete lie. And so you said you should do it, and I said, let's make it happen. And you're like, yeah. Which, this is your fault, because you should have learned after 30 fucking years when you just go, yeah, yeah, whatever, and I get a random thought in my head, you know, like, let's start a page, let's be swingers, I'm probably going to take her all the way to the, we're going to hit it hard and fast and we're going to take her to the end, right. And here we are. So we have a friend that owns Strip Club and he he was very excited all in on having you come out and strip and the thing is you're going to work uh one shift you're gonna you're gonna do a full full shift as as a stripper and i was told i would be exhausted yeah scott you're exactly right i mean it is a great dancer and and the thing yeah, so you are, so you're going to work a shift from 8 to 3 a.m. You're going to be doing your sets on the stage, just like the other girls, which the other girls are excited. I did confirmation of that to help you. They're all excited because it's your first time. You're going to be part of the two-girl toy show at midnight with Dakota, who is also, some of you might know her you can see her stuff she's obviously a professional adult entertainer as well so she would and it was her idea asking if you wanted to do that you're going to be people are going to be able to do uh people are are going to going to uh be able to do because it's couples night out there so they have three rooms set up that have uh bets in them so you're actually going to be able to do, because it's couples night out there, so they have three rooms set up that have beds in them, so you're actually going to be able to, people are going to be able to do bed dances, or you're going to be able to do bed dances. I'm not sure what a bed dance is. They're in the bed and you're rolling around on top of them. And this club's completely nude, it's a completely naked club, so you're going to be completely, it's going to be all out there. Woo-woo. And, yeah, so you're going to work a shift. And so we created an event. Right now I think we've got 80 people or maybe. I think we've got on the page, I think we've got 40 or 30 that have said yes. I have confirmation we're up to almost 100 that have confirmed they're going to be there. Nuh-uh. No. Yep. We're about 100 that have confirmed. And then on top of it, we're doing some other cool shit as well. Obviously, because you're working just like Silvernail. She's working just like any of the other girls. So the club does not have a cover charge. The girls, there's a percentage thing. You're doing that. We are going to be offering some some special stuff for casper cares because we do care about the chance to help the community so we're gonna you're gonna be able to order a special because this is for fun yeah yeah it's for fun and so we're gonna you're gonna be able to order a special autograph picture uh of you which you're like dopless or a special uh it's actually a tumblr but it's got the picture the same picture on there that the proceeds are going to casbacare so you getting one that has my titties on it uh-huh yeah absolutely so the thing is so you're here's what we're gonna here's so cool about this is that this is kind of something you're and i'm gonna say this because you should be proud of your age and how good you look at 51 years old you're gonna take the stage and people are excited because you look fucking damn good to be able to do it. So that's something that you could have the experience. You may make a few bucks, just saying. Well, I'm good at Casbah Cares, but that's okay. Well, your dance stuff will probably, are you going to give all your money to the Casbah Cares? Might, you don't know. But then we're also going to raise money for Casbah Cares on top of it. it so and hopefully the other thing maybe we'll do like so much of our other stuff hey ladies or guys if you've ever thought about doing something like this take a chance that's what we do we try to lead by like like go for it take a chance okay so one time he just called you old i didn't call her old he did call me old but not a bad way. So, one time for somebody's bachelorette party back in 2016, the bachelorette party was at a pole dancing studio. So, I remember doing some of that. I haven't touched one since then, and it's been how many years? Okay, so it's been a few. I don't know if I'll be on the poles, but then I've been going on YouTube looking up stripper dances. Well, they're all on the poll, but I did learn if you put in floor dances. Yep. Then it teaches you how to roll around seductively on the floor. And I don't know about the shoulder. And you've been in enough strip clips. You've seen how the girls, how they do it. And the girls are legitimate. The girls are very excited. Seriously. Eye contact smile. When I was talking to them, when I was talking to the honor club, he said the girls were very excited because they think it's really cool, one, that you're doing it. And so they're excited. They're probably going to go ahead and do one of their whipped cream shows too later in the night. Control Yourself. You won't be dancing that one. So you'll probably be back doing one of the better scenes. But they're doing other things because they want to bring as much traffic in as well. And they're super excited to help you. And so they've been talking about some of the girls who will be up there with you. Whatever to make you feel comfortable. I'm like going, what do I wear? Okay. Nothing. It's a naked strip club. No, you have to start off with some clothes. And then, you know, be seductive about it. And I'm like going, what the fuck do I have to wear? All I know is at midnight with the two-girl toy show, it's going to look like you're in a fucking money tunnel because it's going to be making it fucking rain in there. So we are super. It's going to be fun. It's exciting, and I think it's really fucking cool. It's very cool that the club's letting us do this, for one. Where they don't, I mean, they're not making a cover. It's not like they're making a cover fee. I think it's very cool they're letting us come in and do this. I think it's very cool the girls are being real cool about letting you and wanting to help you, and I think it's very, I think it'll be fun for you. I think you'll have a good time. And you know what? Maybe you will go. They don't serve alcohol. No, it is not. It's a juice bar. And so if you want to know how their policy works, you just need to let me know, and I'll reach out to you individually. I'm going to sit in the car and have a couple of shots first. I have got permission. Because I'll need a little bit of liquid courage. You're allowed like two. I know. I'm not going to go extreme. I just. If you're all drunk, you're just rolling on the floor like slobbering. No. I know. I'm fucking with you. I might need something to get the nerves down. Tease us. Absolutely. Tease us. Well, yeah. She can't on this page yet because we're too close. Larry, I seen a picture of you in your green outfit that works yeah if you don't know what we're talking about that's a bitch I have to say Cole help me get this off no you have to say whoever has dollar bills help me take this off if you don't know follow her on twitter at missamandacazba and you can see her in that green outfit and less, just saying. But we'll have stuff on how you can order the special tumblers and how you can order the autographed pictures. So if you want one of those, tumblers I believe are going to be $25, and the autographed pictures are going to be $8. It's an 8x10. So if so if you want those email us crazy.casma at gmail.com and put um just put that you want some of the casma care stripper care so there you go so that's pretty cool so that'll be interesting so she's got a couple weeks so that's april 1st i've been doing uh let's see there's another youtube video i've been doing i've been alternating between the two of uh do the splits in 28 days i've skipped a couple of days i'm like three feet from the ground you're not three feet from the ground you're not when i do the splits i'm still three feet from hitting the ground i don't think you're only three feet from the ground now oh shut up so i well technically only two okay so maybe it's two um you're doing the splits and you're going but i'm i don't know if i will get to a full split because holy shit i'm old and out of shape and i'm like now but you lost your limberness you're getting it lots of water lots of fluid so and there's one on stretching your back so you can get more of an arch in there. That's where the money shot comes in. My back hurts. You know, I don't know. Let the curtains fly. Oh, wow. Just saying. All right, so there you go. So that's pretty cool. So we'll keep you updated on that. Okay, this tonight, we have to actually get to some questioning type stuff. Really? Well, I think it would be helpful to try something new and go back to the way the show used to be. I'm being a smartass. Nuh-uh. Just saying. Hi, Brian. Brian says hi. Hi. Okay, so. Let's see. What do we got for stuff? We got all kinds of stuff. God, I thought that said meatloaf. Yeah yeah i'm actually just making what i'm hungry for that's what we're gonna talk about what's for dinner no meatloaf what younger people don't even know what meatloaf is okay uh i don't know if that's true so i actually okay so i got a couple of them this one i thought was kind of interesting uh i found this i found this interesting this question we got because at the birthday bash i was talking to people that are like us that are big fans of of uh sport fucking and then of course there's some people that aren't whatever but i got to think about all the different type of events that go on and at first i like, what a silly question. Then it started to make sense to me a little bit. So be thinking as I tell you the question what your initial response is and then ponder it for a sec. Okay. So the question, what this couple was asking, they have been in Lifestyle year, year and a half, somewhere in in there. So they're new-ish, but not new. And they're trying to understand what the true value of a meet and greet is. Because you can't go have sex and you have to leave to go have sex because it's at Vanilla Bar. So what's the true value of a meet and greet? It's not intimate enough like a dinner, like a private meeting, but it's not play on premises. So what's the true value of a meet and greet you it's not intimate enough like a dinner like a private meeting but it's not play on premises so what's the actual value of a meet and greet so what when i say that what's your initial thought about that question my initial thought is it's a it's a public place to meet people without the pressure of having to do anything but well what i meant was do does it strike you it's like well duh of course it's a what do you mean why would you not see the value of that that was my initial like how could you not see the value of a meet and greet but then as i thought about it more you can kind of see a little bit where they're coming from and all right we got some networking absolutely there's there there's values of it but i can see thinking back now okay obviously when we first got in lifestyle we didn't have social media you didn't have meet and greets well there was a couple kinda kinda but isn't it interesting because with no because most of the parties that we went to were in a hotel there was one that we the very first one where we sat in the car and smoked a lot yeah before walking in that was at a vanilla bar that was shut down just for us but there was bars that did there were people having meet and greets at bars. It took a long time for us to find where the swinger bar was and then to find it. But when you didn't have social media, for us when we came into Lifestyle, a meet and greet was way different or way more important because you didn't have the social media to get to know
Speaker2: anybody.
Speaker1: That's how you met other swingers, right? Yeah. But I can see now if you play that, change the roles up now, you can almost do the whole things that we used to only be able to do at a meet and greet online. Think about the one Think about the one Meet and greet online think about think about the one think about the one meet and greet party whatever we went to uh in in where the guy was so drunk he passed out in the bathroom it was almost like whatever the mean some parties were almost like our birthday bash you couldn't there wasn't a meet premise. They didn't call it a meet and greet. They called it a party. Yeah, it was just a party. But then there was people, like that one girl that was getting finger bang on the table and were like, what's that? Because we were really new. We were still in the sore arm stage. They said, no playing. They're over there doing that. Holy shit. Wait a minute. What? You can do this? What? So that becomes a question. Okay, so what is the value of a meet and greet now? Because if you, it almost, it's kind of funny. A meet and greet now is even more ideal for some people who like to sport fuck, in my opinion.
Speaker2: Right?
Speaker1: Because you can go, does what you saw online equal what you see or just in life equal what you saw here? Yep, let's go fog. But if you are, I mean, it's almost more geared for that. If you are someone that is more in the dating-ish or need to get to know more, I mean, it's like guess it's like a pre-date it's pre-come that's what it is a meet and greet is pre-come no it's a it's a safe place where there's other people around so you don't feel awkward if you don't like them because online you don't know what their personality is like their personality could suck ass and they're like oh my god he's God, ob obnoxious and won't leave me the fuck alone oh my god get me away how does this cold guy ever get laid right okay but and I'm playing devil's advocate here you say that but people go to meet and greets they're nervous they're stressed and honestly we've been there it's hard as fuck to get away from somebody when you want to get away from them because new people or other people that are scared cling to each other and then you're like fuck how do i ditch these people how the fuck do i ditch them how do i ditch them yeah but think about this when we first got in and we another couple wanted to go to dinner we said we didn't eat and they didn't believe me because i'm kind of chunky so we went we went and i'm like oh my god i'm totally not interested i'm running to the bathroom to tell you hell no fuck no we're not doing one abort so at least so to me an on a one-on-one is a little bit more awkward because how do you get out of it? It definitely makes it more available to take and come up with an excuse to bounce. To bounce or a meet and greet is to meet other people. So you can go, okay, well, I need to go introduce myself to these people. I'll be back and then not. Okay, so Scott put, it's a good place to meet a couple for the first time. Absolutely. Larry, people's personality can be night and day different from social media to an in-person meet.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: And you guys are exactly right. I think that the challenge becomes how – well, let me phrase this. I'm going to try to use words now. That's neat. I think that what actually they mean by what they're trying to ask is how do you maximize a meet and greet that's what that's what i think they're having the issue with it's not what's the value how do you maximize a meet and greet but i also see the benefits of a meet and greet as just a place to go hang out with friends because that's because you've been in it for 12 years and you have friends do i really i don't know i don't have that many but no that's not what your vagina says just kidding it doesn't talk it's always muffled it's like it's talking with a mouthful of dick sorry go Sorry, go ahead. My bad. I apologize. But if you ask, call it bites. Sometimes. Anybody who wants to know that story, ask us. Yes, it is a chance to take in and hang out with people. But now anymore, how many new people do you meet at a meet and greet? I think we meet more new people now than we did when we were new. Honestly, I think the meet and greet favors people that have been in it a while because the air around you, because you have other people you know, right? Because you are seeing your friends and people that you know. So you don't give off that. People that are experienced don't give off that uh new scared vibe well seriously because look let's say if you come up if you see us at a meet and greet we're usually talking to a whole group of people and we're laughing and being loud and we're just doing we're doing what we do right okay as all this is a group so we're usually talking to a whole group of people and we're laughing and being loud and we're just doing what we do, right?
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: As all of us as a group. So we're not doing the overly trying to impress anybody because we're just being us. We're just having fun. We're, you know, we get it.
Speaker2: You just have fun. I don't know.
Speaker3: I like to try to impress.
Speaker1: I know you do, but that's why you'd answer your attention more. But by the same token, we're not staying hidden away from people. We're just experienced people give off that more relaxed vibe. And that's where newer people, they tend to gravitate. That's why if you look at most mean greets, you look at, find a popular group of people or a big group of people. Not popular, I didn't mean that. Just experienced people that are sitting there talking. And then it's like the planet. This is the best analogy I've ever come up with right here on the spot. It's like the planet. So you take two couples or three couples of experienced people standing there talking. They're like the sun. They're like a nucleus, right? And then you have all these other groups of people that know either one or two or all the couples are no you know has some some connection with them form this next layer of people right and then so the group kind of grows and then if you look on the outer edges like the plutos and the fucking like that are the new people that they don't know the people but they're they're the gravitational pull is there and so they they want to know the people and then in turn if the the experienced people are doing it right you notice those people on the fringes and you go hey hi i'm so-and-so come how you doing what you know and and you invite them into the into the universe so to speak does that make sense why are you looking like that no i'm just listening to your analogy because i mean yes i mean that's that's the whole thing so the more experienced ones need to recognize it not everybody recognizes it recognize your gravitational pull and bring them into your universe don't make make them be a satellite forever. Let them become a planet. It may be Pluto, but a planet. Totally different sizes right there. Oh, shit. Larry, meet and greet can be a safe place to meet someone because it's a public place very much. So as compared to meeting someone privately, you only know from private chat. Very true. Yeah, pretty much so. Becky, we are still newer and we enjoy meet and greets. The last one at Moonshine test me, but still a great time. And it does. Scott, if you're a new couple that is a bit shy, it does help to know at least one couple before going to the meet and greet. Yeah, I think what Scott said is huge because if you're new in this, utilizing all the tools, all the planets, all your stars make them align, utilizing social networking and social pages and the meet and greet so you have some knowledge, so you've had some communication, so you recognize somebody so you can put it out who's all going to be there you it gives you the opportunity to build so you don't have to be the one sitting out in your car panic before you walk in i well i mean honestly this is the no and that one that that meet and greet party whatever it's more of a party it was um we i'd actually been talking with one guy on a website because we weren't on social media well at least for swinging shit right you know so it was like i was talking with him and then it was like well you come i'm gonna meet you and if it wasn't for him we used to build would have been sitting up against the fucking wall right exactly it there the thing is is that the value of any of these things is 100 percent 100 utilizing all the all the the options you have it really is it's it's understanding no expectations but utilizing the opportunity to take and you know you to know somebody to recognize somebody have some something to talk about some common face to find and and giving yourself something to calm your nerves, you know, because yeah, like Brian said, you, Thank you. talk about some common face to find and and giving yourself something to calm your nerves you know because yeah like brian said you you it's easy to be the natural thing when you're new is to be the couple up against the wall and to hide in plain sight but you're not gonna get the most out of it and it's so much you can people watch all you want to but you're not gonna you have to people talk because we were thrilled when one couple was walking around hi for so-and-so oh hi it's nice to meet you and they just wanted to introduce themselves to every single person there that was their goal yeah and and what's funny is as outgoing as we are now we were not then no we were not uh i was definitely not i was the shy one We are an, Aaron, we are an experienced couple with other couples and singles, but have never been to an event kind of nervous about going and wanting to experience, though.
Speaker3: But if you're experienced with couples and singles, you probably know more people than
Speaker2: you think.
Speaker1: I was going to say, at the birthday bash, we had people that their concern was they weren't going to know anybody. And we told them, you'll be surprised. And they were. They knew people. They knew people. We already knew that. Yeah. You'll be surprised how many people you actually know or you recognize. And here's the great part. It's okay to say, I recognize you from the page. I know your tits from Facebook. Right. Yeah. I yeah i mean it gives you because you don't have to know their life history and you know it's okay to not know anything more about them than that it's the world's greatest icebreaker the other thing is aaron said that is absolutely so fucking true it's okay to be nervous you can relate relate to Brian's comment. Brian says smoking used to be our way to have something in common. Oh, my God. I'm going to tell everybody, I'm going to say this to everybody, if you're in the lifestyle and you are a smoker and you're planning to quit, it's a hell of a thing when you quit smoking because yes it didn't matter in life in life internal you start a new job you're a smoker other people are a smoker you have instant bond you don't have to know them ever you can stand there smokers because birds have a feather and it was the same thing in swinging and it was an easy way to strike up a conversation. It's easy way to start tugging some girl a lot did that a lot too but i mean it was seriously and then when you quit smoking it's amazing how much you realize it was also an easy way to escape it's amazing how much different when you don't have that to go i'm'm, what, three years, a little over three years now smoking, right? And it's still, it's like, there's times I miss the social aspect of smoking. Becky, Amanda, I get that a lot, especially within my tattoos. I recognize those boobs. Oh, yeah. Because she has tattoos around her nose. Yeah, okay. Brian's seven weeks smoke-free. That's right. Kick-ass. Keep up the good work. good work it the cool thing is is if whatever you have this is where again use all your tools the cheesiest icebreaker lines in the world you know and i have an ice not cheesy lines just the cheesiest topic that one one little bitty thing that you have man use it jump all over that shit you want to meet a ton of people if you're a smoker forget a lighter there you go you know or bring an extra pack of cigarettes to share smokes with fuck do you have a cigarette I do but don't give them the good ones just saying that's the only thing about smoking that I miss yeah it's Scott social Courtney job. You're also seven weeks with no being smoke-free. Keep up the good work. If people need something to put in their mouth, let us know. So here's the thing. If you're new and you're wondering, here's the other part with new that I think we have to hit on again with that. I think part of the challenge when what's the value of of a meet and greet you have to get out of your head that the only way a lifestyle event is successful is if you fuck yeah or if you do some something sexual look some of the most successful nights we've ever had in the lifestyle some some of the most meaningful nights we've ever had in the lifestyle, did not involve nudity in any way, shape, or form. Some of those nights also led to some of the future, some of the greatest nights of sex that we've had in the lifestyle as well. But you have to get, and were there okay so let i'm we have to own it we were there at well you were to two degree i was there worse i don't know what you're referring to we would go out for a weekend and if we didn't get laid it was like fuck yeah it was like well because you think that's what you're supposed to do being in sales my whole life you understand that to have a successful day in sales doesn't mean you sold something you might have planted the seeds accordingly and and it's the same thing in the lifestyle you you can't it must be the first barn party that we went to and we thought it was just gonna be an orgy we didn't know it was gonna be like a. I told my mom about that the other night on the phone. Are you serious? I told her about the barn party, and I said how they gave us all the instructions of what to bring and all this stuff, and we did all of it. It's like, really? Like, what I'm saying? Like, towels to clean up, a towel to lay down, wet wipes, our cooler with our name on, all this shit. I said, we looked like we're a fucking family vacation going on and we walked into the motherfucker and they were like oh you're new we're like yeah great and then they never talked to us again yeah i said we didn't know what we could do or whatever and my mom god bless her goes well what do you mean that we could do i'm like we didn't know what we could do she's like well what do you mean all right you're going on this path i'm like we didn't there were people fucking around us and we didn't know if we are allowed to go out to watch it or not my mom's I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't there were people fucking around us and we didn't know if you're allowed to go out to watch it or not my mom's like oh are you i'm like yeah but we didn't know that we're like trying to look away but we wanted to look because it was like this is hot but we didn't know if we were allowed to she goes what'd you do i said a man and i went and found a couch and fucked each other because we didn't know we thought that's what you're supposed to do and then the guy came up and said can i watch people came over and said can you watch and set a chair down and my mom was like really i'm like yeah and she goes was that what you're supposed to do i said no afterwards we realized we should have said do you want to join in but we didn't think of that at the time we did my mom quit asking questions about it then so you know i didn't tell the people from church because I was sucking dick. So, you know, it worked out. Larry, best thing you want to meet and greet is the opportunity to get out of your comfort zone the hardest part of life. So, oh my God, that is so true. That is awesome. Scott, putting pressure on yourself to have sex will almost guarantee you will be disappointed.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: It will guarantee for most guys, you'll have issues. Or can. Believe it or not, there's only a... Are you walking on air? Thank you. That's a 70s reference for all the youngins. No, it's more of an 80s, but that's okay. My bad. Because I picture a guy in a red suit flying in the sky. Anyway. Dumbass. Butterflies. Oh. I'm like going, what the fuck was I going to say? Finish your sentence, forget it now. Damn it. There's only a few parties that I can think of that we played at. Yeah. And I'm not including our own. Well, it's including our own. Alex, I said it the same time you did, Cole. Oh, good God. So, but you think about all the parties that we've gone to, the meet and greets all the parties we didn't hook up for the longest time at a party oh we always had more like just going out of the bar that's why we like to sport fuck i'm like part of that there's only like a handful this is totally gonna go off topic don't even The reason we like to sport fuck, seriously, we have shitty luck when shit is pre-set up. Recently, we had a rare exception to that within the last couple of weeks. But most of the time, we have shitty luck when it's pre-set up. because it gives, as a guy who didn't know he had low testosterone and high estrogen at the time, you have all week to get it in your fucking brain and be like, and then about Thursday, it hits, you're like, fuck, I hope it works. So then you have two days to go, and by the time it gets here, you're just like, oh my God, my penis. Okay god my penis okay you know you just have too much time to think about it in our household we have literally had a thing she hates jello i'm going to tell this story because it is what jello warm jello we were supposed to meet up with a couple no no because here's the deal because it shows what we Because here's the deal. Because it shows what we didn't know. We had this whole thing set up. We're going to meet and all this shit. And this was before your hysterectomy. She was still buried. And obviously, that is out of every woman's control. And on Wednesday, I think it hit. No. We were supposed to go out with them, what, Friday or Saturday? Time was changing, so it was Saturday. And Thursday or Friday, I'm like, ah, fuck me running. And you know what? She tried to call the doctor, because at that time, you weren't on birth control, to try for a wedding day. Looking on the internet internet every fucking drink hot jello to try to stop it right doesn't work doesn't work all this crap tears upset feeling bad for someone she had no control over because you go all this time setting shit up and then lo and behold behold, every fucking time, it ruins it. And it was just like, she was stressed to the max. Everything was just, it was just like, oh my God. And ended up, thank God nothing happened. It was because they were completely, they were going to jump on crickets in their living room. Completely. So it would have been a disaster anyway, it's like oh my god all this worked up for something nobody had any control over if someone's gonna be pissed because your body starts to do a natural bodily function you can't control it fuck them but we were new and we didn't know upset about it no nobody was upset and it's like fuck that aaron going what sport fucking is you meet a couple, you're out somewhere, you're at a bar, a party, event, whatever. So you can be anywhere. And all of a sudden you're talking to them and everything, you're having a great time. And you know what? Hey, we're having fun. Are you having fun? Yep. Want to go fuck? Let's go fuck. You don't have to know their name. Pretty much, you don't have to know them. You don't have to get to know them. You just go and have fun. And if you never talk to them again, oh well. And well and if you do rock on it's not that it can't work but that's there are challenges when you have shit pre-set up that can easily get fucking blown completely out of proportion it's natural and then when you throw natural fucking anxiety and life and everything else in there shit gets pretty fucking wild pretty fucking fast I don't have to fuck to be successful. And you can just relax. Everything's about relaxing. You'll be fine. That's the challenge. I forgot where you're going fine that's the challenge i forgot where we're going okay uh yeah i forgot where you're going yeah i don't scroll down i don't normally play at parties or events and meet and greets what's more fucking our first our first uh swap uh pool sites popsicle sticks and duct tape couldn't help me because i had too high of expectations i understand that uh one of the reasons why i love my my hysterectomy yeah absolutely uh uh we walk we always walk into every event with no expectations yeah one time we had a conversation uh there was a couple that they're still very good friend of ours and very much uh we all were very much wanted to fucking hook up and at one event she got train wrecked out of her fucking gourd puking her guts out so i was out like the next event you got fucking you got train wrecked drunk at the bar was so drunk out of mine the I was train wreck drunk out of my fucking mind. And all we seemed to do was laugh about it because we're like, what the hell? And so finally, finally we were at an event and we, everybody was in a condition to make decisions and fuck. I had taken my little cheater blue pill, he'd taken his cheater little blue pill and we were on a trampoline and the four of us and neither him and i got like both of us at max got and we weren't trying to shove a totally limp dick into the other one's wife but kind of just barely enough and we couldn't get it to go and and all we could do was sit there and and talk about it because he was so excited to get to fuck you and I was so excited to get to fuck her, that we had managed to mindfuck ourselves, even that medicine, modern medicine, couldn't counter. But it happens. And that's what overthinking can do in this shit making friends is more important to us than hooking up you know everybody's different to me and quite honestly when we first got in I said I used to actually verbalize blatantly said I don't want to make friends and if people ask me oh we're we're into making friends how are you I'm like I don't want to make friends I've got. I've got lots of friends. I'm here to fuck. You don't have lots of friends. I don't have lots of friends. At that time, you didn't. But it was like. It comes off really dickish, you know. Well, if you ask most people, I'm a dick anyway. So now, I mean, that's changed. But it's still. We started out as a one-night stand. So, like, we didn't know much about each other. But we were both horny and we fucked it seemed to work out well so we just kind of stuck with that forever that's our flaw we end up making our best friend in the last time anyways okay um it's the fucking truth yeah all right so real quick i want to get to another question i gotta ask because i think this one is uh is also very viable. It kind of goes, it kind of goes, well, either one of these. Which one? Which one do you want to do? That one or that one? Let's go with that one. Okay. Okay. Sure, because I can't really read that, but sure. Oh, here, I'm sorry. Let me try it here. Now, how about that better? Oh, fuck you. Sorry, not my bad. Okay, so. Damn. Okay, so this. Met on Craigslist. That's awesome. I'm gone. So, this is a question I actually, I got asked this before the birthday bash. Okay. Because some people were planning on hooking up and wanted to know how to handle this. That was funny. I got to ask, who should pay for the room? Who should pay for the room? If you hook up with somebody and they phrase it this way, I know that you guys were into sport fucking, so when you guys sport fuck, I'm like, oh, so long ago, memories. Who pays for the room?
Speaker3: Well, it depends. Is it a long distance away and you need a place to sleep at? Well, that goes to the other one. Who should stay at the hospital? Who gets to spend the night in the room? Whoever fucking paid more gets to spend the night in the room. Well, okay, there was one time we had just an awkward incident where we had one king bed. brought a couple back we fucked of course we knew them though right but not that good we fucked and they're like oh we're too stoned to go home can we just stay the night so all four of us are sleeping in a king-sized fucking bed that was awkward that
Speaker1: was awkward as fuck we made sure from then on we get two beds right uh just we learn now so it yeah As a general rule, if you offer, if you don't have a chance to get a chance to get should probably plan to pay for the room. You should plan, yes. It's common swinger courtesy is to offer to cover half the room. If you were part of a half getting fucked or fucking, you probably should cover part of it. So the thing is, is... I mean, we've been caught in some instances where it's like, oh, well, I'll pay for half the room and then they take off and you're like... Right. But... Well and we've been in a situation where it's like hey they offered we went else and i'm like i have no cash so i had to get them cash later you know then or i'll pay for the next one right yeah because we've done that switch back and forth yeah and there was one like hey look man i'll put you up next week we knew we're gonna see him again you know oh don't worry about it and i still gave him half it there's a it's a common courtesy thing. We had a room with two rooms, one king bed and one hide-a-bed. That's the best way to go. That's the way it goes. But, again, there's like, it's kind of like the day after text, right? Is it required that the day after you send it hey i had a really great time thank you is that required no it's not like a law it's not right now you have to do that is it dickish not to yeah kinda you know you just banged them unless they want to pay for the room well either either way but it's at you should at least offer it at half it's a general thing you know if that's just kind of if whatever it's kind of here's the deal if you know maybe they're buying a room and you're bringing the booze whatever there's all kinds of shit one of the first hookups we had where we had there were three couples three couples and four couples three I just remember because I still remember how hot it was watching you the first first time i watched you getting fucked by two guys from the head over the edge of the bed getting fucking stuck in the deck when the guy was fucking you just i came to it i saw in a point the other day i was like fuck i remember that was hot as fuck uh anyways um it it's just it's there's just common courtesy things there you know type thing you know there's just uh
Speaker2: I don't know. It's, it's, there's just common courtesy things there, you know, type thing.
Speaker1: You know, there's just, uh, oh, whatever. I don't know. I keep trying, I keep trying to say that shit. Anyways, are we still on the live on the air, kids? Let me know if we are.
Speaker3: Yeah, you probably are.
Speaker1: So, here we are. It's been coming up a bit.
Speaker3: Okay, so why don't I just have two separate rooms? And that's what I was saying. It depends.
Speaker1: If you're in, if you're in the town that you live in, it'd be silly to get a room. Right. But, I mean, if you're traveling, like the couple that we met, they traveled two and a half hours. We traveled three hours. Yes, we're going to get separate rooms, you know. Right, and we're still big advocates of separate rooms. I mean, we've always have been. That's like a thing for us. Or staying in separate rooms. Yeah, staying in separate rooms. Because that's a whole new can of worms when you start. You need your space. Especially when you're new. You need, especially when you're new, spending the night and not having the time to have just the two of you is is a dangerous thing yeah so there you go but so again it's just kind of a keep in mind there's lots of swingings like baseball there's lots of unwritten rules like they're not rules they're just like kind of rules you know uh baseball's kind of rules well there there's rules and there's like traditions okay so it's you know swain has lots of hidden traditions okay things like that like the text afterwards it's not required oh it was so awesome and and we've had people what if it wasn't awesome awesome? You don't put that in the text. Wish it hadn't sucked. Trust me, I would have a whole text of, sorry, your dick didn't work. You know, that kind of stuff. So you want to, yeah. Thanks for the squishy penis. It was awesome. You want to go through with that. It worked an hour later, damn it. Just so you know, when I thought about what it wasn't doing, I totally gone and i had a raging heart swing batter batter just saying out there so it's what it is you know it's what we do all right hey guess what it's almost time to go so uh we're gonna go don't forget to you need to be going out too also crazy summer nights the first one the august edition uh is excuse me the edition, yours, is only like 87 days away. So go to crazycasma.com. We've got some new stuff on there. Check out for Crazy Summer Nights. Don't forget April 1st. If you want to learn more about Miss Amanda's dancing and or help and contribute to Casbah
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