Krazy Truth #248 Equal attention, equal play

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth.

I'm the host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely lovely and mashed because she took a nap hair miss amanda hey we're here to tantalate titillate and otherwise uh just you know do shit to leave you nuts i didn't fucking adjust that camera where there's shit tonight just saying it's all right whatever do you want me to adjust it you can people like to see your tits up close and personal noise you can't see them well you Well, you could. You can see them. They're just covered. They're still there. It's the lumpy part. Like that. Just saying. Yeah. I got them too. It's all good.

Yeah. I wasn't just saying. You said you couldn't see them. People like my lumpy. Well, yeah, your lumpy's the right of mine, my lumpy, because I've got lumps in other places. It's like, I got rolls. Anyways, for those of you who follow along at home, and you all should be, because, you know, that's important. Could be a test on this. This is season six, episode 248. That's right, I didn't change the board, but I remembered. 248, and big shout out to Archibald. That's what I do. We got to do, sometimes. Why cheat and steal?

Well, I just want to be like everybody else and just make shit up as I go. Anyways, so for those of you who follow along, we do have sponsors. I know I'm just as shocked and amazed as you are. Hi-ho. Good frog here. Anyways, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, if you want to know what's going on in the adult world, that'd be like the porn stuff that somebody's getting ready to do.

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Is that yours? No, it's crazier than the heat. It's my birthday. We will be in Memphis, Missouri, naked, and hopefully something will be attached to my dick. And whatever. Meaning somebody's mouth. It doesn't have to be their mouth. Okay, a body part of a... We went through this last week. I could be doing science experiments out there. You never know. Balancing acts. I mean, there's some things you don't want to attach to your dick. I'll bet you... Well, right. Fish. Snapping turtles. Toe hooks. I'm going to... Toe hooks? Here's the thing. I thought more about...

To carry our conversation over from last week about balancing a girl on your penis. Oh, yes. Okay. And I understand. Yes, everybody was right. We got lots of comments about the whole physics of the whole thing. Wouldn't work, blah. And again, the key is, you know, it's my science and I want to try. But what is a potential to do is if one won't work, but if we do a girl like an ear of corn, you know, we'll get a penis on one side and a penis on the other side. We can probably do it that way. Can we hold her up if we have two strong dicks, one on each end? It's something to think about.

It's a way to take the experiment just a little more further. And you know what? And it's not about sex. It's not about perversion. It's not about getting off. It's about science. See? Who knew that science could be a fucking turn-on? Just saying. Actually, out there, you could have two dicks because you could be one of the ears of corn we're trying it on. Just saying. Are you thinking mouth or are you thinking ass? Honey, one's going to be in an ass or a vag and one's going to be in a mouth. I'm thinking spit roasting legit. The thing is, you're going to work better than a tall girl.

Okay, because there's shorter distance, so there's not going to be the bend. If you get too tall of a girl, you're going to need a third dick just balancing in the middle. I don't know what that dick's exactly going to be doing other than being a holder.

And I don't know how you get stuck being just the holder dick i'm sure we can rotate around but just saying just going the strong man spit roast there it is that's going to be some of our contests we're going to have barrel races we're going to have fucking holding shit with your dick we're going to have clips that can fucking how many people can swing on the clit we're going to have all kinds of shit we could have a clit war what we may do because now here's the because we don't we're gonna have all kinds of shit we could have a clit war what we may do because now here's the because we don't do events where there's actual sexual contact because that's a different thing but what we could do and because I'm one of the only ones we could do this we could actually set up big fans and we could see which girls have the biggest lips or clit and they can hold it out which one can be fluttered the most in with fan I could compete because I got the nutsack thing going but that would be kind of live with it.

No, it's not female. That wouldn't be fair. Yeah, because mine would be, you know. But it's like, how flappy are your meat gardens? I mean, seriously. This is kind of stuff.

This is the kind of stuff that that you know again it's look we'll do one of those experiments where you like make an egg suck into a container so it's all about to what we're gonna have is we're gonna have a ksn science fair that's what we're gonna call it it's gonna be it's gonna be a whole new thing it's gonna be the ksn crazy casbah science fair we give out metals and whatever now the key with this science fair this is very fucking important here okay the key with this is we don't want to see a volcano all right if you want to show how far you can shoot a load and have that erupt that's a good science project if you want to see how gravity affects nuts tits clits whatever that's a good.

So what we're going to do is we're going to make all of the science experiments have to be tied into a sec somehow. So it can be how far, you know, you can put an entire condom over your head. Or you can, you know, wrap yourself, you can put a cock ring and hold your arms together with a cock ring. But that's what we're going to do. And so, you know, it's going to be like a talent show, right? It's going to be like a talent show, but different. So there you go.

See, if the science fair works like I think it could, just saying, if the science fair works like it could, we're eventually going to be able to move to things like a talent show. All right? So, like, but it has to be cool shit. Like, you play the guitar with your penis. You know what I mean? It can't just be that you can sing. Ouch! Well, right. I mean, that might not be the very first thing that I would choose to do. But, you know, I mean. I don't even have a dick, I can't imagine. Well, I mean, the thing is, okay, like there was the one guy that could crush cans with their tits.

That's a porn thing. You know, whatever your talent is, we will find talents like that. But we're going to start with the science fair because we're a sophisticated group. I bet you I could stick a marker up my cooter and draw a picture. See? Now, there you go. That's a talent show thing that's going to win. No, it's not. Now, look. Here's what's going to be better. If you can take paint globs, stick up there, and keep them out and do a painting, that'd be pretty impressive, too. These are all different things. I mean, look. Everybody can come up with whatever.

You know, it's just you're going to show off your talents. You have a long term. We know other people with long tongues that maybe they could probably, you know, like, I don't know, lick an entire cow or something with a fucking tongue or something. I don't know. There's a million things. We just have these different things, and we just have to try unique different things. Sometimes. Shannon, when conventional porn no longer works for you.

you yeah sometimes the way your brain thinks scares the fuck out of me here's what's really funny i this is something that just came to me it's like here's an excellent idea that's not something i've been thinking about all day i know you just come up with this shit from the top of your head but but it's not just shit that's just a this is a quality, this is a quality raise the bar at events type thing. Look, the first fucking person that comes up with a hoverboard that you can fuck on and is a multi-billionaire, they're going to be able to thank the CASBA Science Fair for getting their start.

Okay, we might have the next, you know, you never fucking know. So that's just, that's just, that just that's just food food for food for thought just saying i i just need to know if we're gonna do it so we can make sure we alter that waiver special for nothing no bunts and burners by your nose hack no that's where you would have to have if you're participating in this year's talent contest, you need to sign this a little waiver. Right, and you're going to have to have shit approved by us, because it can't be like, I'm shoving a stick of dynamite up my ass or something weird.

It can't be something like that. Actually, one of the science experiments, I was talking to the folks at Natural Pines, and after last year, after last crazy summer night, it was so hot. I say it cost five hundred dollars in chemicals to shock their pool back to not being human soup oh that's so so see i guarantee if they had to scoop some of that off of there there was a science fair project waiting to happen. There was a Petri dish. I'll bet you, I'll bet you, what was that lamb, Dolly? Dolly the lamb that they cloned.

I'm going to guess that there was enough shit in that pool, enough human soup that we could have made like a little fucked up looking kid. Just saying.

That's something just, you know know so there's something to think about too no it's like big bang theory you mean i've got one of me more dna yeah so there you go this is these are all the important things that happen in my life important huh and now i think we all understand why exactly i'm no longer hungry i think we now all understand why exactly we don't have more sponsors because some of the people listen to the show first that kind of fucks me anyways because someone's kind of scary on his thought process because he just randomly comes up with just bullshit bullshit now it's in my brain now I'm thinking about a science fair.

Oh, good God. She blinded me with science. Oh. up with just bullshit bullshit now it's in my brain now i'm thinking about a science fair oh good god she blinded me with science all i can think of is it would be funny to have a fucking jizz contest but again it's sexual so there's rules like that but i mean you know i don't know not there's no touching if you're just jacking yourself off to see far it will go. The thing is, is somebody has to be a spotter and somebody has to measure. You don't want to lose it in the grass. Well, no, you like put a sheet out. It will turn wet where it hits.

Well, here's the thing. Then we got to do like tests to make sure it's not pee. Then there's that testing. But, like to spend a few minutes in your head. It's fucking funny in there. I wear my hat so my brains don't ooze out. Anyways, so, yeah. I don't want to spend any moment in his head. Yeah. Nope, nope. That's why she doesn't swallow my jizz. The swimmers just go right for your brain. It's like that amoeba that eats your soul. Anywho. What did you do where I got it in the eye and I went, oh. I came. What it was is that was one of the times I said, can I come on your face?

It was like a special occasion. I think it was on the phone with my mom. No. And you were like, okay. And then it squirted too powerful and got away from me. Fire in the hole. It happens. I know that's hard to believe anymore. Anybody who's been with me in the last three years goes, it squirts hard. It does sometimes. Look, here's the deal. My penis is a lot like a fire hydrant. You know how they drain those every summer? And so when they haven't been used for a long time, they turn on it. Just fucking blah. It's the same type of thing. But the more it runs, it kind of becomes a trickle.

So there you so there you go again i've got nothing so what you need to do is find a fire early in the season get my dick then uh okay so wow okay yeah oh my god i got fucking fuzz in my eye sure it's not jizz no well no you got that earlier this week i'm done no that was last week remember i didn't was going to say, I don't remember shooting. Fucking jacking off. That was somebody else's coming in your eye. That wasn't me. Just saying. I didn't have sex with anybody to get in my eye. That's really bizarre. You know. No, because I said. Because. That's when you finish like that.

It was like Friday or Saturday. And I fucking came all the way around and got in my hair. And I'm like going, oh my God, you you got my eye. Yeah, because it got my hair. It was like an explosion. It was incredible. I've never had a guy come on me until you said that about the pool. Yeah. Well, you're not supposed to have those type of bodily fluids in that pool. Now, if you left one. There's reasons for that. If you left some glaze after fucking somebody, it happens. It was part of the soup. Stir it up. Stir it up. Whoop, whoop. Okay. So, this year we're going to have special Petri dishes.

And it's not a mood, it's a lifestyle on it. And it's going to be like grow your own sea monkey. We're going to sell them out of the bag of rolling stones. That's going to be the shots going into the poker walk. Seamen? No, Petri dishes. That's going to be the shots going into the poker walk. Semen? No, Petri dishes. Petri dishes. I'm like, wait a minute. We can do little Petri dishes? I'm going to get them in the back of ASN Magazine to run it at. Instead of sea monkeys, it'll be Casbah, semen sperm, something. We'll have some with Casbah and we'll sell little sea monkeys like in the 70s.

But instead of Rolling Stone, it'll be an ASN magazine. We're going to be fucking rich. Woo-woo! Instead of Jurassic Park, a little dancing DNA thing, it can be a little dancing sperm. Sperm. Hey, look at this. This is Cole's brain. Meow. Anyways. Okay. So there we have that. Just another day in paradise. Okay. So, and this is an exciting week, of course. That's far why I'm kind of all cranked up. We've got the birthday bash coming up in just a couple. Today is Tuesday. When you hear this, it'll be Thursday, unless you're listening live right now, which it's Tuesday when you're listening.

But anywho. How many days of the week can you fly out there? But when you listen again, and if you listen again when it's new to the rest of the world, it'll be Thursday again. Surprise. But I actually released it on Wednesday. So if you sneak ahead of time, you can actually listen to it on Tuesday new, listen to it new on Wednesday when it's released, and actually listen to it again on Thursday when it's officially out. You can listen to our show three fucking times, and each time it's new. I promise you'll find something you missed the previous listens. Anywho. Casper version of Chia Pet.

I love it. I love a Chia Pet. Pick my face and you grow it out. You'd have to water it. The thing is you grow it out. If you do like mine you leave kind of bald spots in spaces and you grow out the Chia Pet and it's like one of the viney ones. That'd be awesome.

You could do a Chia ball but it would be lopsided it took a minute not everything it's me right we can't have a chia veg because every time it starts to get stubble it gets shaved off just saying anyways all right so but you take testosterone it gets becomes a lot more good and it's going to go on that's how you make it grow you give it shots and pills That's the difference. It's not just water. Oh, you just rub it on the front. So there's a funny. Okay. I had to go last Thursday and have a bunch of blood taken for my testosterone doctor. Not testosterone. Hormones.

Well, but my testosterone is so far there. Her fucking testosterone. If she had a dick, she'd still have a hard arm. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. What, the first time I went, before I started treatment, it was like 10. Yeah, yeah. And now it's like 1,400.

All I know is her clit's so hard, if you like pegging, she doesn't need to wear a dildo Just saying Look I can't even imagine what my penis could do at 1400 for testosterone My testosterone's 285 or 385 So you've got me by like over a thousand Maybe you need to start using my cream But you don't have a labia to put it on I got your, well I might Because my estrogen's so fucking I have more estrogen than you And less testosterone I think we have the roles reversed Maybe you should wear the hat and sunglasses I think we have the roles reversed It doesn't give me that kind of confidence To talk in front of people But that's beside the point You just make shit up as you go, trust me.

I do it all the time. I fake this shit. Yeah, but you can think on your feet. I do. Yep. You know why I think on my feet? Seriously. Why? In the lifestyle. Why? When your dick doesn't work, you learn to think fucking fast so that you can keep them laughing. Yeah, but you always have. Yeah, but you keep them laughing and then it's like, oh, it's no big deal. It was a comedy show. It becomes the dinner at a movie thing. Do you know how long it takes me to hear something, and then how long it takes me to think to even come up with something? No. My job.

I had somebody come to me going, I need you to write a check for this. Great. I love writing checks for $50,000. It's awesome. It's just not my money. And then boss boy, and I mean boss boss, head honcho. I went down to his office and said, okay, what paperwork do you have? And he goes, I have this. And he needs to sign here, and here. And I go, rock on. Just checking. Went upstairs and I sat there and went, crap. Called him up. And he goes, yeah. And I said, hey, last minute thought. You need to get a copy of this. And he goes, on it. And I'm like, well. Look at you go.

I'm like, I don't think of things right at the time. It takes me a while. It helps keep you out of trouble. I think of things and say things when they come to my brain and that's when problems happen yeah just saying so you think on your speaking of which what we just got done with a there was just another event in town so i'm disappointed about our birthday bash okay you know why why because our birthday bash is only gonna have actual swingers at it we don't have any i don't know any semi-professional football teams to lie and have show up at it. So I feel really bad about that.

That's not the first time at that party, though. I know, but you know, I keep doing this thing like being honest about how many rooms are sold. And I don't invite fucking professional football teams that I don't know and shit. That are staying in the hotel that happen to be sold out. I figured it out. Yeah, I know. So sorry, everybody. If you come to my birthday batch, it's just those fucking swingers. Damn it. I wanted to get on those fucking semi-pro football players. And they probably are nice guys. They would have. But, you know, I just didn't know that you were supposed to request that.

So, whatever. Anyways. You're a dick. You're a dick. Pretty much. Anyways. You're such a dick. No. You're never a dick if you say it with a smile. Look, I learned this a long time ago. As long as you're having fun and everybody's laughing about it, then it's funny. Then you're not being a dick. Now, later when they think about it, I go, wait a minute. That guy's a fucking dick. Eh, you know, that's after the fact. Doesn't matter. Anywho, so there you go. Food for thought right there, kids. Just saying. I still have to figure out what I'm wondering. That I've been thinking about.

Or it's Saturday. Friday and Saturday. Because we're doing something Friday. Yes, we're doing something Friday, which I've got to get that announced out. I haven't got that announced out yet. So, yeah, I know. It is what it is. Well, no, you can do some of it here. Well, similar now, we're going to be, for anybody who wants to, we're going to have like a meet and greet type thing. Ish thing. Damn it, only swingers. Actually, we're just going to have a get together of anybody that happens to be in town that wants to hang out. And you don't even have to be going to the party.

You just want to hang out. Just come over Friday. No worries. Thank you. Actually, we're just going to have a get-together of anybody that happens to be in town that wants to hang out. And you don't even have to be going to the party. You just want to hang out. Just come over Friday. No worries. So we'll be over at Moonshiners. So that'll be a good time. And then Saturday, we'll have the party. Anybody that wants to karaoke or just hang out. Yeah, I mean, it's all good. There won't be cake there. No, I'm not bringing cake. But Amanda will take cake shots. But wow, we went there Friday. Mm-hmm.

And they made a drink. The very first drink walking up. It was a majority of rum. Let's put it this way. I normally would have to say burnt. If I'd have said burnt, they'd have just handed me the bottle. That motherfucker, both I got, every drink I got there was the color of ice fucking tea. Literally, I was, and I drank Bacardi and Coke, And it was the color of ice tea. And it was fucking beautiful. Actually, twice this weekend. Because then we got to go to a... I didn't go. I went to a party, an event on Saturday. Not going to a different event, which was awesome. And karaoke and stuff.

And again, and by the way, kudos to everybody whoat me one i didn't get too drunk two i didn't take my penis out three i didn't get arrested thank you all very much uh so the amanda the thing is is that they also okay i got a double at the bar friday night and that motherfucker was the shit i didn't get a double because i wasn't going to get drunk. And, and it was the shit. It was, it was, oh fuck. I'm like, I am in love when, when I don't have to, when I don't have to fucking ask for it to be stout, they just make it that way. You know what I feel like? I got my money's worth.

When, when you can't stand the smell of the first one, that tells you right then and there I don't know. But when you can't stand the smell of the first one, that tells you right then and there. We had somebody that was with us that was a little bit fucked up. And when she tasted it, she was like, oh, even fucked up. Do you know who I'm talking about? Beth. Just saying. Wow. Way to call you out.

No, hey, she was my partner in crime And Alex sang my favorite song And I'm just like, aww So, Amanda, Alex, just so you know I'm just going to say this right now Amanda has confided me secretly Not secretly, but whatever That she would actually, because People have to know, so when I get drunk I like to sing karaoke I like to sing, but I don't sing I've done it once Twice And Alex always lets me get up and sing with him He humors me while I get up there He sounds good and I sound like shit But he humors me, whatever works out So, but you actually said Earlier night that you would sing that with him Or yesterday, or was it this morning That if he got up and sang it, I'd probably jump up there and sing it with him.

So I actually... No microphone. I'm putting that out there. Bullshit. I'm putting that out there. No microphone. So that it's actually known. It's actually known. So it's not just like, oh, well, yeah, but you didn't tell anybody else. So there you go. I'm here to spill the secrets. Okay. I can't sing. Yeah, you can. When you're drunk, you can. Here's a nice thing. Alex carries you. Trust me, I know this. Okay, he carries you, so you'll be all good.

All I know is no one's allowed to go into the bathroom while I'm singing because anybody that's doing karaoke, if you walk into the bathroom and the music's muffled, you see how off-key they are. Right. It's like, oh. So please, yeah, no, you can't do that. We'll shut the bathrooms down. It'll be okay. No worries. No one's allowed to go. See? See, I'm excited. You certainly can sing. So, okay. So. When the hell did you hear me sing? When you're probably drunk and howling on the table, just like me. I don't know. It happens. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

They. We can do living room karaoke one night and he can listen.

started laughing Because somebody Is saying Margaritaville And I just think back to the time This one guy, we were at a bar They remember this and I was yelling along with it And you were telling me to shut up So Beth and I were laughing about that I remember everything when I'm drunk Anyways Where's the soul soul where's the goddamn soul anyway so um should we get on with the show since now we've pissed through half of it and talked about absolutely nothing no we were talking about um okay fine well did we well what were we talking about tell me i need to remind me so i can fucking make sure i put in the title just saying i have to title this shit so i'm screaming money is music to some here that is true and you need to practice that do you know what i've been practicing yesterday did you even catch it no no because you were in your office you weren't paying attention so i did my yoga and i'm like okay rock on i'm like you know what let's find some videos on on how to strip good girl so it was more they didn't call it stripping they called it floor dancing but you know so i'm like going oh i can do that i'm like oh but i'm not flexible but they said that's fine you can fake it the thing is you are flexible and the thing is people are excited when i just talked about when i talked about the fact that took a video when you were singing that song and you could hear me in it.

So the thing is, is that you are like... You're overthinking the dancing thing. The biggest thing you're going to have to learn is no touching. Oh, I can't touch? No, you can't touch either. Oh, well, that sucks. Here's the thing.

They have cameras when they do the bedroom dance and shit, the bed the bed dance you you the private dance you can touch somewhat but no it's illegal for you to go in there and fucking suck somebody off or give them a hand job that's prostitution well that fucking ruins that shit well you're still doing it but it's just trust me no i was just like trying to learn some moves and how it tells you how to do this and it goes and then roll do a shoulder roll and i'm, and I'm like, what the fuck for? So you need to go back, legs up. Oh, no, there's certain things. Kick, pat your pussy.

There's certain things you like. You have your legs straight up, and then you crisscross them, and then split. Yeah, well, there you go. I was learning. The girls are going to be, trust me, I guarantee the girls out there are going to be giddy as fuck to work with you. Oh, yeah, they will. Why? Because you're a newbie, and here's the deal.

You'll have a lot of people come out people come out that helps everybody wins then okay everybody wins everybody wins so yeah i'll bring you some spectators yeah everybody's gonna win so we got to get that we got it that's probably gonna be in march depending on what now what i'm doing it is march um but i was like going he's gonna throw at me, and I really need to practice and get a little bit more limber than I am because it's not flexible. You're more flexible. You need to stress yourself. Some of these things that these girls were doing, no.

Well, okay, you're not going to go and spit on a pole like you're 20. Well, no, it wasn't any pole dancing. I mean, it just. It was literally like certain little things. I'm like, oh, I don't think I can move my body that way. Here's the thing.

All you have to do for one shift and after your shift is up then you have a couple song no you usually do three songs is is the no no a shift when i just doing three times on stage a shift you're going to work a shift at the strip club so that means you have your the times you do your three set song set and then do where you can do what they can do private dances with you In the whole nine yards You're going to be a stripper for one night And maybe you'll love it And be like I'm going to be a fucking stripper every night I mean I could see I could see you actually enjoying the fuck out of being a stripper Because you love to dance It's great exercise It's fun to tease but tease, but if I can't touch, that kind of puts it.

Well, once the... Okay, you dirty fucking slut. What am I allowed to do? What am I allowed to do? When the shift is over, if you want to go fuck in the parking lot, you probably can. But, you know, you gotta... No, I'd nuzz a lot. I know you know. Never mind. They want to nuzzle some of that. You're nuzzling dollar bills out of them.

So, yes, that works Hope for gain pumpkin The thing is The joy of it is If you decide you really want to do this We know enough swingers that After every shift we can have you get Just fuck stupid You just can't do it while you're on the clock I know that's different from your current job Where you have got laid on the clock But just just, you know, just say it. I still thought I was going to meet the new guy. You need to actively do it. Here's what, here's what, I'll tell this story. This is what blows.

So, because we had originally said, you gave the all clear that we could get you surprise fucked. Well, not surprise fucked. Not surprise fucked, but fucked. Okay. Well, you said line it up. Because I said once you get fucking, you get railed by a couple guys. Maybe one of them, but a couple guys. Okay. And you're like, go for it. And I'm like, the thing is, is that I'm going, and I want to just put that on the page. people are like, well, it'd be too much of a fucking. So you're the one with the fucking Twitter with the stranger.

And it's like, well, then it's like, well, fuck, that isn't going to work. So that was supposed to happen tonight. So just know one of these fucking Tuesdays when we don't record, it's because I actually got it set up so this can happen. See, you got, a lot of people excited to see you dance. I'm sure that you can probably put on somewhat of a show if you want to. Well, I know you will with enough cocktails this weekend. But it won't be the same. I don't know what you're talking about. It won't be the same thing because you're not going to get totally naked at this event. Well, no.

I have a halo. Right. Sure. Whatever. But just saying. So, yeah. So, that's part of what our goal is. These are all things that We haven't got accomplished yet We have bucket lists We do? Yes, we do Okay, just me, I guess Never mind, she's just along for the fucking ride I have bucket lists That's all there is to it I'm like, what do I have on a bucket list? I don't know. Maybe nothing. You're just happy to be here. Pretty much. Oh, my fucking lord. Anyways. If there isn't anything like, oh my, I really have to try that. I am so glad that we're in the Lifestyle as a team.

I feel like I'm just dragging you along. Are you just, like, holding on? No. Are you, like, the monkey on the dog at the rodeo, and you're just, like, the dog's just tearing, and you're just holding on for dear life? Well, do you see the monkey hop off and go fuck somebody? Well, maybe. The monkey's not trying to do that. It's a different event, but maybe. Going up to Queens. Maybe. Well, the thing is. it, I need a little hat. Where's my little hat? The thing is, is that... I don't have a little hat here. It's because of the event involves going up and fucking people. Okay, whatever.

We're here, Sheriff. Why not? No. Okay. Never mind. I don't know what's going on. I'm just glad you're here. Whatever. I just got to figure out how to fucking find a couple of random guys, I guess, is what I got to do. Put on my to-do list. Okay. You would have fucking been pissed if I had done that today. The event's coming up. I don't have time for this shit. Really? I ate dinner and laid on the couch. I know. Well, I was still working on shit for the event, so it works out. Anyways, you know what? These shows get where we don't answer any fucking questions anymore. Well, ask something.

Do you have a question? Me personally? No, but boy, I thought there was something. I don't know. I don't make lists, and then I can't think on the top of my head, so I don't ever come up with them. So I'm like, oh, we should talk about that, and then I totally forget about it. Don't you have technology that you carry with you all the time? Sure do. Because you can make fucking lists of shit for me and no problem with those motherfuckers. Do I have one on here that's old? No. Well, wait a minute. You don't know. How would you know? Do you know where my lists are? Look, there's my grocery list.

Right. Yeah, never mind. Fuck, never mind. Christmas gifts. Oh, never mind. Christmas gifts. Oh, jeez. Casbah. Yeah. I don't know what the hell that means, but it's a Casbah something. There you go. See, never mind. It's okay. It's all good. Things to bring to chaos in. All right. So, okay, wait a minute. Especially after this, I have lots of questions, lots and lots of questions.

a lot of people do, it seems that way after listening to me talk, so here's the thing, so, you know, at the birthday bash, this is going to be one that I actually have seen this come up a couple of times, and honestly, we didn't get a lot of questions this week, so it's a lot of stuff that I've seen, but we're in the we're in the throes of party and and honestly we didn't get a lot of questions this week so it's it's a lot of stuff that i've seen but we're we're in the we're in the throes of party season and it was it i had a lot of people because i put out for volunteers people need one help with stuff whatever okay and um so i thought it was interesting how many single guys i actually had to reach out to offer to help and i wonder the reason i wanted to bring that up is that you know we we talk about single guys getting such bad raps all over the place right and and i mean i had a lot of people both single guys and couples and single people we had a lot of everybody but it amazed me how many single guys offered to help said hey do you need any help and offered what do you need help with not it it so goes against what most people think happens in the lifestyle right you know there's this there's this thing that it's it's just people are just about sex they're just fucking fuck that's all they care about.

And again, it comes through how many. It's not that way. It's all about what the overall thought process and mood of the party is. When you have, when I had at least 10, at least 10 single guys reach out to me and offer to help. That's awesome. And not just like in like tough guy roles, you know, whatever you need. And that's really cool. And I want to make sure to, huh? Tough guy roles. Well, look, I wanted to put that out there because, again, and I was just talking to a gal that is in Springfield, Missouri, that's a new show going on, Full Swap Radio.

And they've been in the lifestyle about four years longer than we have. At events, they were talking about the same thing. How some of the events down there, they have a really good group. And how what a horrible rap single guys get when in reality, it's so not true. And I think that it's important that people get acknowledged for that.

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Okay, so another big question that we saw a lot come up on our Full Swap 101 page. All week long it's been coming up. And you're hearing a lot. And one I address this, we address it a lot of times, but it comes up is couple disparity. What do I mean by that? Dealing with the reality of the fact that you have a huge difference between guys and girls getting to play and couples dealing with the couple's disparity. Okay. Okay? And I wanted to talk about it because, honestly, I think that it's a huge thing.

And I don't think that we're in tune to it as much anymore because we so rarely play as a couple. But it's something that what it was funny is you start to read the comments. And whatever groups you're on, you read posts about it. You can really sense how much fucking stress it causes. I bet a lot. I mean, it's a huge thing because obviously, and it's not one-sided stress. That's the part that's so amazing with it. It's not one-sided. It's not just the guy going out, you know, I never get any, or the girl going, I don't get any. The spouse is feeling the exact same way. It's feeling the pain.

They're feeling the pain together. So my thing is, what are things that we can do to help people deal with it? From a different perspective. From a woman's perspective, how do you think you can help? I don't know. Give me some ideas. Talk to me. You talk now. Why do I have to talk? No, I'm just trying to figure out exactly where you're going with it. There isn't anywhere. I hate. There isn't anywhere. It's just answer the fucking question. Well, the thing is, is that as we've grown into it. I'm a girl and not a shower. Thank you. I'll be here all week. It flip-flops. It does.

To where I get a lot of it, and then you get a lot of it. And then it ends up balancing itself out. You just have to see it. Do you think, though, that that's easier for us to see it because of how we play? Because we play so much alone. Do I what now? Do you think that it's because we play alone? For what? That it balances. That it's easier to see that it balances out. Well, even before we played alone. You know, there'd be times when... I don't know. It goes more towards, I think, in the attention aspect of it. Not necessarily the play aspect. Gotcha.

Because there's times when I don't know it goes more towards it I think in the attention aspect of it not necessarily the play aspect gotcha because there's times when when it things wouldn't work for you and there's things times when things wouldn't work for a guy I mean you think about the time that it's like five times in a row I had a guy with performance issues right but you were just fine right but it flip-flops right it really does and and it it fucks with your brain it does I don't know.

issues right but you were just fine right memory but it flip-flops right it really does and and it it fucks with your brain it does as scott put uh it causes a lot of stress unfortunately it's hard to see someone your partner be highly desired why you aren't feeling wanted at all it honestly i really truly believe a believe a big part of it. Okay, so this is going to sound absolutely horrible. This is part of the advantage of sport fucking, in my opinion. Strictly my opinion. It's part of the value of sport fucking.

Yeah, but if you walk into a party and there's 10 other couples there, it's feeling like you have the same amount of attention that she does. Does it happen so much in a party situation? It seems like what it sounds like from the things that I read and what I see in the post that we got this past couple of weeks was it's more of that, you know, you're trying to meet with another couple.

I won't say dating, but the one-on-one couple where you go, you're at a bar, you know, and it's, you meet this couple and, well, it's that trying to get all four people on the same page type thing, you know, and... But you could be misreading it, too. Right, right, sure, I very well could, but I think that...

that no the the other part one partner that feels like that they're not interested in them could be reading it wrong in terms of i suck at flirting well okay i can do okay but messaging my messaging sucks ass you've got like the girl coming in her pants just talking to her on a cell phone and it's just like oh my god i'm like one gosh so i warn people when i text it sucks so i send pictures to flirt right and no and and i think that's part of it i think that just said there's so where you don't think that you're not desired in a group setting maybe it's not necessarily being read correctly because they don't know how to express it but i think as a guy sometimes it's especially if you're a shy guy which i am you no i am unless i'm drunk if i'm drunk i'm gonna stick my tongue straight down your throat uh let's see now you need to make note there uh the the thing is is that as you're a shy guy you can tell when a girl's not interested you know that when three guys come and talk to your wife or or you know three couples talk to your wife and you're just down the fringe I mean I I I get it see I think in a group setting like that it's like it just becomes a numbers thing and everybody pairs up so rock on and i think it works out that way right to me the value of sport fucking quite honestly is the fact that it is okay when i sold cars this is gonna be a horrible it's so true.

When I sold cars, the way you're a successful salesman in anything you do is you absolutely work off of emotion. Okay. Okay? I hated when I got a kinesthetic buyer, which is somebody that's very logical because those people drove me fucking insane. Okay? Because you couldn't switch them over to emotion. If I can get you emotionally invested in something, I can get you to see that you need something that you don't need. Okay. So the value of sport fucking is the fact that you are going off of an emotional on the spur of the moment. You know what? Hey, you know what? We're all having fun.

Fuck it let's do it there's there's less time to overthink it overanalyze over whatever it's like you know what i'm having fun you're having fun you're having fun let's go fuck you know and people go it's horrible you know like we say you don't need to know somebody's name till you know you fucking at least three times the reality of it is there's no pressure there i truly believe that when you get in a dating situation look there it happens all the time people see people and they go i think i want to date that person like non-smungers just real life and what happens you go out on the first date right and then it's like i don't ever want to be anywhere close to that fucking retuner ever fucking again oh my god they're a fucking she's bashing crazy he's a train wreck it's the same thing so to me this is where sport fucking would make it easier if we had if we would have started doing that the real date not dating but the dinner and drinks in a movie my of how I am would have scared the fuck out of most of the people.

Because the thing is, I can't sit quiet. I'm going to crack jokes. I'm going to sit there, and the quieter you are, the more I'm going to drink more, and I'm going to have straws up my nose. They love it in the moment, and it's hot, and it's cute, and it's cute. Oh, and you're so cute and cute. Smiling the boy, it's grinning. Eee, and next thing you know, we're fucked. But three hours during the course of a dinner and my nervous fucking babble and my shit, it's like this fucking dude's an idiot. He can't stand in the silence. He's not going to stick his dick anywhere in anything in me.

I don't care if it's close to his ear. I don't care if I need to put it out on fire.

Okay true i'm not saying that that's for everyone but we met at a dance yeah to me i guess if you're starting to have that one of the things i would do is change your your strategy if you're if you're feeling that one once you're both tweaked about it here's the deal there's a couple somewhere in the state of nebraska that is to this day almost 20 years later terrified to buy a car because i was designated one more car sale and i was fucking i was i was like want to buy a car i want to buy a out of the dealership, okay? When you're tweaked out and stressed, people can tell it.

So here's the thing. If couples, if you're in that boat right now, I promise you, it's coming across. Because what's happening is, take you and I for an example, right? I'm outgoing, so if I'm going to get laid, I start working it harder. Well, don't you want to fuck her hey she's hot right i'm like i'm pushing because i want you to get laid and you're coming into it totally laid back just going it doesn't really matter so if we change the whole thing up and go to we're just gonna go have fun and then allow the sport fucking to happen to happens. Rock on. That's just me. Okay. My opinion only.

The stress rises in this situation because a lot of men have their ego burst. My wife is desired by both men and women, and I've had to learn to accept that. Oh, absolutely. What's that like? It's hell. quite on okay so quite honestly i now now crack it a joke, but it's not a joke. If you and I both fuck the same girl, I will not eat her pussy after you do. Because here's the thing. I'm okay at it, ish, in most such ways.

I mean way i mean i'm terrible guy sometimes my tongue's just like sometimes it does good shit but the reality of it is is that you are a fucking well you've knocked a woman out with your tongue you are a fucking boss of all the girls you've eaten out maybe one didn't get off you i mean so then it's like two but to follow that up is like okay so i no longer have a tongue i'm just going to use my penis my fingers and that's it and then i'm like fucking shit with my arm over there anything but it just so it we had a situation with a girl not that long ago in in a meet and greet where I'll see be over here with my penis, and hopefully you can use that.

I i it it it sucks and i think as a guy okay guys tell me if i'm wrong on this as a guy when you are not feeling when you're not feeling desire when you're feeling like everything's going to your to your wife or whatever the the expectation is that you're still going to be like this outgoing, like, hey, baby, when you're going, all you can think of at that moment in time is you are whatever age you are when you got shot down the first time that stuck with you the longest. Really?

I am still, when it goes to fucking asking a girl, even a girl that is very, very interested to fuck, I am still a freshman in high school asking amy if she wants to go on to homecoming and her having her laugh in my face i am 51 years old almost 51 no almost 51 yeah i'll be 51 this summer and i am still that 14 year old that 14 year old boy and that is a thought every time before i ask any fucking girl to do anything or start doing anything i am that 14 you know that could have been just her nervous laugh Thank you. 14-year-old boy. And that is a thought.

Every time before I ask any fucking girl to do anything or start doing anything, I am that 14-year-old boy. Do you know that could have been just her nervous laugh? No, she blatantly said she laughed at me. It might have been, but she was dating seniors. But that's telling yourself short, Cole. That's like saying you wouldn't hook up with a woman because you think guy X is going to be better than you. Yeah, but she's proved she's already better than me. You know, get the old salesman's smile out. It's really easy to spiral down when that happens. It is.

Now, I've asked a guy out and got totally turned down. My heart sunk, but I was at least 18. Right, but here's the thing. It was when I moved to Omaha. If you get turned down at a swinger party, and granted, it does. Have you actually been turned down at a swinger party?

Who it granted it does have you actually been turned down at a swinger party how who you yeah oh yeah as a as a guy we sometimes like to say that it's only us women have the same feeling fear of being shot down women it's still crushing when a woman gets shot down it's easy for us to a guy's to like go, that's why girls are afraid. Oh, boo, we suck. Well, girls are just afraid of being shot down as guys are. Right, and so that's why we've got to put that out there. Because then it's like you're not attractive and we don't want to.

Right, but the difference is as long as you have a vag, or mouth, or not. No, because if you walk up to a guy and you say, hey, do you want to go back to my room? And they go, no, I'm sorry. Right. But the reality is what you have to, when you get done moping, if you turn around and look, the three other dudes that heard it are going, fuck. There's three other dudes standing there going, yeah, I'm in, yeah. The difference is, if it happens to a woman, the reality is she can be crushed and that's socially okay. If it happens to a guy, we're supposed to be like, no big deal. That's true.

When the reality is, here's the deal. I have too much estrogen. You know what I want to do in this situation? Go fucking cry.

I mean, the thing is, is there's been times where, okay, there was a party, three parties, a party we go to all the time every year, and I was absolutely flirting with a girl, and I thought everything was going along great, and blah, and literally, she goes, all right, we'll buy, oh, hey, somebody, oh, hey, you want to go fuck, and she says, I got to go, and blew me off and I'm sitting there going it was it happened enough that somebody else that was standing there went holy fuck did she really just do that to you which is bullshit because I'm just another person but seriously did that to me not only did it to me did it to me in front of about four of the fucking people and the thing is what party was that the thing is what my what i wanted to do but what i had to do were two totally different ball games because then the expectation is it's me so i crack jokes and so it's like you know and make i make jokes and nobody because that's the expectations what i wanted wanted to do was go, just go back to the room and say, fuck it for the night.

But that's not an option. What? So, yeah, you know, Shannon put, yes, I dropped to the 8th grade kid. I just turned 51. Larry, but the chances are not as high for a woman, I think. I agree with you. The chances of being shot down are not as high for a woman as a guy. I hate to bag guys a little bit, but this is the truth a little bit. You've said it yourself. If a guy is an eh, fuck, all you have to do is lay there. Right? I mean, it's more than that.

But, I mean, you can, if you're not, if it doesn't you can fake it and yes a guy can't right i mean it's like no it's a wiener it's up or down you're they're shuffing a fucking sock in there or a fucking pipe one of the two and the chicks usually figure out when you're just stuffing a pipe a penis is supposed to go like this it's just a wad when your penis wads up in up in the vagina, that's a bad thing. So, but I think that, I think that there are more thirsty guys that are going to be like, pussy.

And I mean, there's a lot of dudes that they will just fucking hammer, hammer through till they get one. Yes.

We are not saying women don't get shot down because they do i think that women get i think that women get the have to lie more than guys because i think that you get stuck with after having a shitty fuck somebody they had issues or or they didn't know how to use it or whatever the case may be or turn to you and go was it awesome did you love it baby and you're faced with a choice and the reality is is is in this lifestyle what i have found is most women to make the choice to say oh it was great thank you so much when if you really look in their eyes are going please get that limp noodle fucking thing away from me so i I think that you're forced to, you're, guys are shallow.

And because we get shot down a lot, then we need the constant reinforcement. And we almost little boy like turn to you after we fucked you and go, was it good? Any girl that's listening that I've ever hooked up with in Lifestyle can attest to the fact that I will ask you a thousand fucking times, did you come? You ask me. I ask you. We've been fucking for 30 years. I ask you. You're not going to leave me because there's no money at this point. No. But I still, and it's almost like a little boy, I need that reassurance.

Especially as I get here's the reality do you ask that to the women that squirt all over the bed yes yes you there's something that you can ask that that i still go yeah but you're just easy to get off or yeah you were just you were wound up my look i can mind fuck myself six ways to tuesday like no other i i still the bed says squish squish i i did it but i still need to hear the words don't kid yourself women will sit there and go god i wonder if he liked it you've had me go i don't know if he liked it and did he like it because you know i have no idea that's all as a guy I feel bad because I don't come all the time I very rarely come But then it also comes with guys that have performance issues You go oh my god Do I look just that repulsive naked It's Here's the sad reality It's all a mental mind fuck This is the part that people don't get is We're all in the exact same boat We all have issues the problem is is that it's trying to figure out how to honestly communicate as for me as a guy as i get older it becomes a bigger and bigger deal i need to hear that i got you off because here's the reality my dad said this 20 years ago, and it's very true, the shitty part of getting older, you can't lift as much, you can't work as hard, your dick doesn't get as hard, that you feel all that, and so, even with my high estrogen, to feel like a man, it's a big deal.

Girls listening right now, this is going to sound horrible, but it's true. You know what? Why do old men love to fuck young girls? Reality is, and here it is, here's the truth. We love to fuck young girls. Younger, not young, like legal girls. We love to fuck young girls younger not young like legal girls we love to fuck we love to fuck young girls because we want to know i want to know that at 50 years old i'm still desirable you have to be you're stuck with me okay so you're an old woman so you're stuck with an old played a man-to-little phrase there.

Okay, but the thing is that I want to know that I still have that whatever I had when I was a young man. And that something that a 20, very rare 20 anymore, but a 20 or a 30 or, and now in my 50s, a 40-year-old woman is still going to be attracting me because you know what? When I walk into a bar, there's 20 and 30 and 40 year old men's in there that are what I used to be. And so I still want to know that if a younger woman is into me, that's fucking huge. And it's also a thing of, I absolutely do, yeah, an ego stroke. I don't want to disappoint her because here's the deal.

I'm only going to keep getting older.

And it's only going to get harder to get those younger women to still be interested i crack jokes about going who's looking for daddy issues who's looking for grandpa issues you know what as a guy and i don't think i'm the only one i'm willing to admit it as a guy you're willing to actually settle for somebody that has issues just so that you can still get the ego stroke to feel like a man because here's the truth when we go to a bar why do i get lippy at a bar when we go to a bar get lippy i'm willing i'll get lippy really quick gotcha is because you know what here's the deal i know damn good and well the 220 or 320 year old guys over there talking shit or being smart i just make fun of my nails make fun of my long hair i know that if it comes down to me standing up walking on going look motherfucker and we go to throw down odds are i'm i may come out of i may win maybe but probably not i'm probably just gonna get my ass kicked it's ron white i didn't know how many of them are gonna be intimidated as intimidating as fuck and they tend to like run and you count on that because it's Ron White.

I didn't know how many of them were going to beat me. Yeah, but you're intimidating as fuck, and they tend to run. And you count on that because it's Ron White. I didn't know how many it was going to take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. But you know that because there was a time if I had been in my 20s and 320-year-old guys would make fun when I had long hair and pay the nails and I stood up to throw them down, I wasn't going to lose. And so... I saw you at a party not that long ago, all pissed off, flaring, ready to kick some ass.

But the thing is, is I was ready to. My mind and my heart and my manliness...

I'm pretty sure that little boy behind the fucking registration desk Thought you were going to kick his ass But my body Just because I want to still be there Doesn't mean I can And so There's an ego thing there And it's horrible But this is the shit that people need to be willing to admit You know And there's nothing wrong with that but they also need to look and and that goes for everybody men and women included there are people watching you there are people that see you there are people that are massively attracted to you some they might need to to get to know you first that boy behind the desk would think penis pants probably.

No testosterone issues that night. Yeah, no, not at all. They were flaring that night. I didn't get laid, I don't think. But I don't know. I don't remember. No, I don't think. I don't know. Anyway. That they are watching me. Thanks a lot, dickhead. That they're seeing me and watching me. No, it goes for men and women. Everybody's got somebody. Right. You have these people that look at you desirably, that want you, that want to fuck you. Some of them have to get to know you first. Some of them don't care to get to know you first. They just want to fuck. Right. Those are my favorite.

I learned that as I get older so we hate to admit that i'm more comfortable if i get to know you i'm more open to fuck you you're hotter and you have way more choice now than than ever before okay but here okay i agree with you but here's the reality of it when in college, okay, I've always had a thing for blondes, right? So why did you pick somebody that had red fucking hair? Listen to me. I've always had a thing for long-legged blondes. Well, I don't fit that category. But remember, there was a sorority on campus. They're all blondes. One of my friends was there. Delta. That's right.

And the thing was, was here's the deal. I had no trouble getting laid in college even before you i had no trouble getting laid in college and i like girls i like dirty girls i've always had a thing for dirty girls really had a thing for dirty girls but i always worked my ass off to try to fuck any of those girls in that sorority. Just to prove the fact I could. Seriously. Okay. So as a guy, you're always trying to go after the shit that is, at least I was always one that I wanted to go after the ones that were out of my league.

Okay, so then why did you hook up with me at a dance and fuck me at doing one-eye stand?

because I am all of like I don't know of my league okay so then why did you hook up with me at a dance and fuck me do a one-eye stand uh because i am all of like five foot sop and wet i had red hair a little cinnamon color uh-huh short and short hair curly short curly hair which is not which is not anything i normally like long hair because uh you had attitude because you know what it was because i was a smart ass because you didn't just make a comment in passing when i said i bet you're just here for the free food you stopped turned around fucking square to write the fuck up to me and went some of us are here because we like to dance and then you did and you did here's thing i gotta take around and then he did that what's the the glaring ice which was just the equivalent of just going, fuck you.

And you know what? That, somebody was talking today, confident, that you did what most guys back then with my hair wouldn't do. So you're like the bitch. I like that you stood up to me. You, you, I like that you had attitude. I have attitude. I have, I'm a smart, and not only did you fucking have attitude, you didn't say it in passing. You basically threw the gauntlet down of, really, fuck you. You did what a lot of guys won't do with me. You fucking squared up to me.

and then on top of it and so then from then on as soon i watched you walk all the way in that dance and it was like and i wanted to fuck you i was like holy shit i wanted to fuck you okay so there's a kid of women talk back to him and stand up look it's the same it's the same thing that my dad always used to say, which is such an outdated philosophy. He goes, if you want to get a woman, treat him like shit. That's an outdated... Seriously, he said, get whatever you want. But the thing is, you know what, because here's... But the way I am, I don't want a prissy girl.

If you were a prissy girl, our shit, we wouldn't still be here. I had a prissy girlfriend before you. We still wouldn't be here. You're not a prissy girl. You've never been afraid to go roof the fucking house while I was at work. You're a person. That's the whole thing, and it fits to a T.

Okay, yeah, the physical, you were the first girl that the physical requirements didn't mean a damn thing because the it was my first understanding of attitude and personality is everything but the thing is is here's the other thing if you and i would have went on a couple of dates first we would not be here today we if we might have but it'd been a lot longer path we would not have have been. We fucking, we did just like we liked it. We sport fucked. You were horny and wanted to get laid. I wanted to fuck you. It took me forever to get to ask you. And then you were smart ass to me.

And it took forever to fucking take you making the move, which you hate to do, to get me to go for it.

But we were, it was an emotional an emotional everything about it was emotional if we'd went on a couple of dates really that wouldn't have that wouldn't have that's wouldn't have transferred over correctly yeah i know we're going a little longer oh wow everybody else has like three hours so seriously that's it that's funny It's the emotional part of it And I was almost in Omaha dancing Right, and I had been on a week-long bender And that was the first night that I was sober I was supposed to go out with my friends to go drinking I'd been drunk and stoned The entire week because I'd slept through my first test I missed a test on that Monday And I went on a fucking complete Drug-induced spiral And my friends all had parties like, come on, aren't you gonna go?

I was supposed to go to Omaha with my friends too already I'm like, no, I need to fucking do this stupid shit And, yeah, I mean It's just, you know Like, what was I wearing?

Your fucking Parachute-y type They were like paisley pants I didn't have paisley pants Pants were probably black Black pants and a paisley shirt My paisley silk shirt Silk shirt with black shoes on And your hair was still shaved on the side Curly was still picture uh-huh yep wore that a lot you did and your ass looked amazing in those pants just saying so you couldn't see my ass in those pants you'd be surprised if i could see baggy just saying there you go well i don't know i don't even know if we fucking uh uh i don't know if we uh ever if we answered your question or not i. Maybe, sort of.

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