Krazy Truth #246 Club Whispers

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth, I almost said the wrong show. I'm your host with Ms. Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and Mardi Gras tits out Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to tantalate and titillate because it's what we do. For those of you who follow along at home, I know none of you use any paper and pencil anymore. Not even for grocery lists, apparently. This was season six, episode 246. Should I explain that a little bit? No, I just found puberty and then you're at 246. That was fucking awesome. When you only have one nut, you kind of pinch it. Oh, Tiffany, you know, you'd really love to see her without the bra on. Just saying. For those of you who don't know, we do our show in front of our live Facebook audience on Kaz Bank. Shh. I like the woogie. Don't tell the others. Yeah, here yeah here we go so next year i've decided that we're recording on fat tuesday yeah i'm fat fuck off uh anyway so i've decided that next year what i'm gonna do is i'm going to go to random businesses all fucking day long and i know i'll be able to get my kids to go with me because they're fucking idiots like i am so they'll'll do this kind of shit. We're going to go buy 1,000 titty beads, and we are literally going to go... What are titty beads? Booby beads. Mardi Gras beads. Mardi Gras beads. We're literally going to go to random businesses, walk in and just see girls and go, hey, and throw beads and see if we're going to lift their shirts off. It'll be fun. Leon, what's up? Nice to see you back again, my friend. So that's going to be my goal. Something to look forward to for next year. I got nothing. I should go out tomorrow and just randomly walk around to people with a bag of ash and be like, stop it. I'm a fucking man of God. I do it on this side. You are not. Stop it. I'm an officiant. Maybe I could just use dirt. I'm not actually a reverend, but I'm an officiant. Dirt Wednesday an officiate dirt wednesday that's funny shit and this is why we're not gonna win the lottery because you keep ruining it for us i don't think it's just me tits hanging out i'm just saying oh good lord anyways uh so real quick hey we have sponsors of the show i know i'm just as fucking surprised as you are so let's give them a quick shout out, we have sponsors of the show. I know. I'm just as fucking surprised as you are. So let's give them a quick shout-out, shall we? ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. If you want to know what's going on in the porn world, which hopefully someday we'll get there, or the swinger world, you need to make it a habit each and every month to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine. You know what you find inside there? Our ads. And actually, we do a lot of business with them. They're good friends of ours. Anyways, also, Nightcaps, as seen on Shark Tank. Don't trust the safety of yourself or someone you love to anybody else. Nightcaps.com, the drink spike prevention scrunchie. Get yours today. Don't forget to use Nightcap10-CasBank in the promo code and get a discount. And finally, sex is good. Sex is fun. Everybody likes to fuck. Nobody likes to sleep in the puddle afterwards. Puddles. So you can eliminate that with the No More Wet Spot blanket. Get your states. Easy to wash. Easy to dry. Small. You can pack it with you. Take it with you. Everywhere you go. So you don't leave a puddle where you're at. No pools for you. And get it today. NoMoreWetSpot.com. Make sure you take it with you uh everywhere you go so you don't leave a puddle where you're at no pools for you uh and get it today nomorewetspot.com make sure when you check it out you put full swap in the promo line or the coupon code and get 10 discount there as well let's pray you're not wearing a hat uh i thought about it i was gonna put my cowboy hat on i've worn my cowboy hat for a while that's mardi gras-esque i i. I'm not Southern, and I'm not in New Orleans, so... Damn it. I am cold-esque in the famous Casbah Studios. So there you go. Okay, so next year, it's February 13th. And I'm like, yeah, that's too early in the year. I'll be cold. But 2025, it's March 4th. So I'm like going, maybe we need to make a trip down for Mardi Gras. Because you don't have to go on actual Mardi Gras. You can go the weekend before or even the weekend before that. We can go anytime to New Orleans and get a fucking train wreck drunk on Bourbon Street and yell Mardi Gras. You can fly your tits and no one will care. That's not the same. Well, it won't be king cake. But less chance of me getting arrested.
Speaker2: It won't be the same.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: We'll do it when you want to do it. They're a group trip.
Speaker3: Look at this.
Speaker1: They're all going group trip. Yeah, I'll put it on the website.
Speaker3: Tell you what.
Speaker1: Sell out my birthday bash, and then I'll start booking the plane for the fucking group trip to New Orleans. That's how we got to do that.
Speaker2: That'd be so much fun.
Speaker1: Look, if we had enough people, I will tell you right now, I would legitimately, here I'm saying it on the podcast, I legitimately would do this. I have no problem finding out what it would cost to get an entire plane just for us, for our group, to go down there. Seriously, I could do it. I could get a 747, fill it with just our people to go down. Not a 747, but, you know. To go down there. Seriously, I could do it. I could get a 747, fill it with just our people to go down. I don't want a 747, but, you know. To go down there. I could find out what if I thought, how many people were on a plane? If they're on a plane? 150? Something like that made us 50. I don't know. We rode on one that was 32 rows and. 3B. So that's 64. So if I could find 65 couples or 65 people that wanted to go, I would get a plane. But I would only do it on the condition that they would let us do Mile High Club or whatever. If you legitimately want to do it... Somebody has to know a pilot somewhere that's got a private plane. I do. I know a couple people with private planes. Okay, great. Holler at them. Right, but they're not going to do it for free. Everybody's got to pitch in for gas money on this motherfucker. It's a little more pricey than just... Well, okay, so when my sister had to run a plane for her husband, it was like $10,000 to $15,000. That's a smaller... And I don't know where they were going. we'll need a bigger one than that you don't know that yes yes i do we're gonna need bigger ones than that absolutely we're gonna do this we're gonna do a big trip we'll have shirts and we'll have to have balloons and shit to everybody whatever we're at uh okay that'd be funny so tiffany's willing to come in from tennessee up here so they can be part of the group awesome. Well, or what we can do is we can have a layover in Tennessee, pick them up, and keep going. Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm dead serious. If we had enough interest in it, I would do it because there would be nothing more fun. Or maybe we just need to run a freaking bus and we just choo-choo our way on down there. Could be. It wouldn't be a choo-choo, but you know what I mean. I was just going to let you let you go either way we can dance our way down all i know is i will take and make sure that we'll fucking have a big old fucking middle finger on that motherfucker plane or bus whatever it's gonna be and we're gonna fucking we're gonna go i think there's more chance of us ending up in jail on a bus and they're on a plane but that's just just me. So, either way, but I'm serious. If enough people want to do it, we'll do it. I'll put it together. So, I got it. I can make it happen. He said make sure that we charter a plane and they'll let us fuck on. Because, look, here's the deal. If we're chartering a fucking plane with a plane full of swingers, it's not going to be everybody's standing in seat.
Speaker2: Everybody wants to join the Mile High Club.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's like, hey, this is part of the deal. People can fuck if they want to. Okay, fair enough. Sucking dick during turbulence. Don't mind us. We're going to take this seat back here and we're going to create this. Lay it down. And then, you know, fucking is allowed here. We're going to have a no more wet spot blanket fort. Let's keep the spew in one area. That'll be awesome. No more than one person, one couple fucks at a time so it doesn't create too much. What it will be is it'll have to be like, I know we all want to make the mile high club, but it's like, get your person. You get to stick your dick in it once or twice to make sure everybody gets a shot. So everybody can do it. And then you have to go from there you know, we've got to make sure that whatever. So Tim is on the pilot. Okay. Hey, whatever. Rock on. Would that be road head and a half? The pilot would fucking love us. Here's the deal. You can't touch any controls. Okay. So can you, like, stand up and steer the plane so I can do it then? There might be more space. It's the stick. Well, I would hate to lean over a console and set up a bunch of shit. But they have to get to their seats, so maybe that is a possibility. Yeah, I'm sure the FAA will love that fucking shit. We ought to be ground-controlled, Major Tom. Anyways, yeah, so, but seriously, I'll look into it. Why not? That'd be kind of fun. Rock on. That would fucking, that'll shake things up a bit now, won't it? Sign up for your plan ride. Hey, don't forget, people can start signing up for our, well, not yet, our Halloween party. You know that if they come to our birthday bash, they're automatically going to win a free set of tickets to the Halloween party. There you go. Rock on. Miss Amanda, I'm going to actually make her do some business shit before this week's over where she has to do some promos to help sell some tickets for birthday bags, which may include those. Just saying. Because her fun bags will be at the party.
Speaker3: Anyhoo.
Speaker1: So, for those, we were off last week because Miss Amanda had dental procedure done and felt like shit.
Speaker2: Felt like shit.
Speaker1: I got a call from the dentist. My face swelled up really bad. I got a call from the dentist and she got a call from the dentist and day my face swelled up really bad i got a call from the dentist and she goes that's not normal i mean we can't say it doesn't happen but that's not the usual case i said i know i used to work this is why we did it before or after we went to make it's not before so yeah so but yeah i felt like shit all week and then i'm like it is valentine's day that can be our excuse yeah so but we are actually back so we're actually back so yes we we did the vegas trip and that's that a lot of this show this week seriously is going to be talking about whispers okay because whispers fucking rock so so i'm talking with them i want to make make them the official club of CASBA. They're fucking insanely cool. So if you're in Las Vegas, you need to schedule to go to Whispers. A lot of good clubs, none of them compared to Whispers. The people are fucking badass. They're cool as fuck. We knew nobody down there. Us and our traveling campaigns, that's the only people we knew nobody down there we you know which i we was us and our traveling companions that's the only people we knew going in there we left knowing a bunch of people uh no we did not go to the heart attack girl we saw it but no we did not go no but when we got there we were riding the elevator with what was it one couple two couples two couples and they said you they were from mich you know, they were from Michigan. I'm like, are you swingers? Yeah. But we didn't. That place with Whispers was absolutely fucking badass. So Tom and Tina, the owners of Whispers, are fucking cool as hell. And they're finishing up some construction for the backyard, so when the summer season hits, their pool will be all fucking updated and done. This place, they had a Valentine's party, which they let us in, which is beautiful because it was sold out. It had been sold out for two weeks, and they let the four of us in. Maximum of, what, $250? $350, and they did not have to do that. They let us in, and they saved us a parking spot. They have 127 parking spots. So they fucking went above and beyond, and they fucking had our shit up on. They have TVs throughout the entire establishment, which are really cool, closed-circuit TVs, and they were flashing our stuff on there, and it was super cool. We weren't able to go Friday night, so we went Saturday. They made sure we had space to get in, and they take you on a tour, a really nice tour, and everybody is fucking friendly. They have a shit ton of volunteers. That's awesome. But everybody is friendly. People are just fucking cool, and they've got some weird rules they have to deal with.
Speaker2: So in Las Vegas, BDSM doesn't exist. You can't officially say bondage or BDSM in Vegas. In their county. That's illegal. But they have an Elizabethan room. Victorian. Victorian room. They have an inside hot tub. I mean, they've got, check out their website. Just check them out. Oh, my God. They're so much fun. The themed rooms were badass. Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. What was it? The rabbit hole? The rabbit hole. Mm-hmm. That was pretty cool. The group room. Yep. Purple Rain. Purple Rain. Yep. Yep. Purple Rain was very, very cool. What was the other one? And they're updating a couple. They've got a big dining area with like a big area for like a dance floor and social area where the bar's at. What it resembles is a gigantic house because it was. Right. And they talk about the history of it. Like they have pictures there from like the early 70s, like Dean Martin. It was a Rat Pack hang pack hangout so it's cool now when this pool and all the stuff in the backyard gets completely done they're going to be able to have pool parties their first pool party the summer they're planning between five and six hundred people will be able to be there and they have here's the thing they have the volunteers for it they have they have the system down. They have the setup. I have to say this. You were wearing super tight pants, slick pants, sexy as hell. You know, it's that first time at a club you don't know what to wear. But their theme for the Friday night was black dress. And I'm like, look, a little black dress. I brought one. and wasn't overly thrilled about wearing dress and I'm like a little black dress I brought one wasn't overly thrilled about wearing it because I'm too pasty for that shit so I'm like well I'll bring this and it's pretty much I didn't know what to wear you never know what to wear that first time and then there were some people that were half naked and I'm like well damn it
Speaker1: once you get there and they have dress I encourage you to check out their website they have a lot of themes again Again, just like everywhere else, it's not required to participate in the themes. But here's the thing. You had 350 people there. Some people were locals. We met people that were there that had flown in from Utah. We met people there from California. We met people that were there from Oregon. The guy from Utah only drove an hour. Right. But we also met folks from both coasts. So you have people all over the country. Not one single time did you get touched without permission. not one single time did you see anybody else get touched without permission not one single time did you see anybody else get touched without permission none of that shit like people understand if you don't follow the rules there it is very simply you will be gone you will never come back and that was and there were as the night went on there was different varying degrees of undress there were rooms you could go watch if you wanted to watch no one was being inappropriate trying to include themselves they go through they do a great job going through the rules when you first get there here pause because you just keep jumping okay so when you when you go there you there's no parking out front or very limited. So they have a backyard that is gravel around the swimming pool fenced off area. That's for parking. And they have that down to AT of where you park, how close you need to be. Can you pull it in a little tighter? And they have volunteers there. With the sticks. Direct, making sure. It's like a thought-free zone. You don't have to think about it. They're going to make sure you get in there. So when you go in, you're going in pretty much a back patio. It wasn't a sliding glass door. It was probably more like a French door. That was like an enclosed patio where they had desks set up to where when you came in, you signed the form, you your money whatever they you got the low down of the rules and the consents and everything that you were done and then they take you on a tour if you're new right yep so then the next step that you walk into is what would be the kitchen dining room which was huge because they had like three eight foot tables and then they had food along the bar and then they had food on another table behind it so there was food everywhere brought in again by a lot of their their volunteers and people that are so then you walk around the corner and there they put in a bar which would be the living room they put in a bar where they had two people staff that that would make your drinks you gave them your booze they had um mixers yep and then they made your drinks and then the rest of the living room was uh had probably 20 or so tables and a dance floor big dance floor and a stripper pole and it's just and he goes yeah and he told us about the stripper pole we're, rock on. Play great music. Dancing all night. They had big TVs, so they had our advertisement running on it, but also videos. A great DJ setup. The music was thumping, but not over the top. It was like, yes, it is whispers. And they've got their shit down. There was a couch in there also you could they had multiple bars so they had one in there you could check your your liquor in they also had one outside which is where the pool area is affordable one so they had multiple places so everybody wasn't piled into one spot you never really had to wait that terribly long to get a drink again Again, it was just super personable.
Speaker2: You went down a hallway and then there were your playrooms. There was one off to the right and then there was the group room and then the rabbit hole.
Speaker1: The rabbit hole would be the equivalent of Alice in Wonderland theme. They are constantly improving them and it's badass. With the rabbit hole, it would be the equivalent of an Alice in Wonderland theme, and they are constantly improving them, and it's badass.
Speaker3: It is. It's pretty cool.
Speaker1: It's fucking very cool.
Speaker2: Different lightings, different themes.
Speaker3: It's pretty cool.
Speaker1: The Prince Room is fucking awesome.
Speaker2: How did we get to the hot tub?
Speaker3: It was...
Speaker2: Because there's an indoor hot tub.
Speaker1: There's an indoor hot tub, so off of that, at the other end of where the desks are, there's another... The place is surprisingly huge. Yeah, it is. And there's another door. So there's an indoor hot tub, and they have lockers that you can use. They have a shower you can use. You know, they have a wall set up. So the only place that you can take pictures, and there you never saw it, you don't pull your cell phone out. No. Because that's not allowed, except in that one area. And so if you're on Cassidy or some of them, you'll see the Cassidy and Whisper's wall, which we somehow or another managed to fuck up and not get over there and get a picture. I don't know how we managed to screw that up. Because we were too busy. So we'll have to come back next time. But. We went in. We, like midway through the night, we went walking around to see what was going on. And the door was closed to the one room. Two rooms had doors closed. Oh, because there was the purple rain room. And then there was somebody on the bed in the rabbit hole. And then there were three, four couples in the group room which was hot to watch and with probably 10 couples or more standing on the outside just watching one of the really cool fucking things with their rooms you can leave the door open which means come on in and watch and if you want to participate you need to ask they have it so the door can be open but there but they have a chain that you can put across it that says you can watch from the doorway. Or you can have the door closed, which is no entrance at all. You have a shit ton of options for whatever you're comfortable with. And again, putting on big events, 300 plus people is a lot of people that heard. People, they were all over the place, but it wasn't like... But you didn't feel overcrowded. No. In the least. And then when you went back out the back door to the right right i don't know if it was attached or if it wasn't attached the the your the your uh victorian uh it it was it was it had been it had been a garage that had been converted into really nice because it had like three rooms yes i don't remember what was in first one, but the second one had that bench that he said.
Speaker3: A couple of beds. A couple of beds. We broke it. Yeah.
Speaker2: And then the other one was a cross and stuff.
Speaker1: They have plans for as the pool area gets done. They've had a pool and they've had a squirrel, but they've just expanded that area. That whole backyard is a huge pool area. And they're going to have bungalows.
Speaker2: They're just, they are so committed to the lifestyle and making it a totally fun and safe place and they're so organized about it that i and and they're so customer friendly i mean they checked on us continuously and not just us it wasn't like oh well we know them they're so customer-friendly. I mean, they checked on us continuously. And not just us. It wasn't like, oh, well, we know them. Their people were going around all over the place, constantly talking to people, people that they knew and people that... Because you could tell the regulars that were used to seeing each other, they were handsy with each other. But that's typical if you know people right okay so similar question uh well for uh lee had asked we stayed at the tropicana is where we stayed at uh we did not make it over to the rooster this time and i wanted to because one of our shows on full swap radio is out of the rooster so we did not we did not get a chance to uh uh get there so the next time we will uh Most definitely. We did go to the Heart Attack Grill. Because by the time we got to Fremont Street it was closed.
Speaker1: And we were so fucking hungry I could have eaten my arm. By that point in time. Just saying. It had been a long time since we had been to Vegas.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Like 15 years.
Speaker1: It's changed.
Speaker2: We were trying to figure it out. And I'm like going is this even the same place?
Speaker3: Because there's so much more than there was before. Yeah. It's. Now. years we were trying to figure it out and i'm like going is this even the same place because
Speaker1: there's so much more than there was before yeah it's it's now that we got some really good sex dogging pictures of miss amanda uh on saturday night which we got to make sure we put this up somewhere because the one is really hot so she wears this red cloak or this red cloak and she had her red cloak, and she had her pants down. It's just short. It's just a wrap. It's short, so I pulled my pants down. It was like 3.30 Saturday night between the MGM Grand and the travel can. No, what was funny was there was this young couple, and the guy was trying to get the girl to lift up her skirt. And she was like, oh, you know.
Speaker2: And I went, well, here, I'll do it. I pulled up my pants and said, take a picture.
Speaker1: And once we got pictures, then they did it too. And then Miss Amanda totally fucking pussed out. And so that was disappointing.
Speaker2: Because you wanted me to go over there. I wasn't going to bother them.
Speaker1: You pussed out even more. Because I said, let's just go find a random in the casino and go fuck them. And you wouldn't do it.
Speaker2: I wanted to go vanilla hunting while we were in Vegas. Be very, very quiet. I've had fun as fuck, dude. Just saying, you know. Yeah, it's Vegas is a fucking, Vegas is a blast, but Vegas is, it's all about knowing where to go because there's a lot of areas of Vegas that are fucking rough a lot rougher than they used to be and I think from the last time I was there but it was a good time we had a blast it was the first time on Fremont Street for me yeah well I well, I think I'd been there when I was six, so I don't really remember it. I wasn't busy losing money then. It was loud. Because they had that covered thing, and then they had large-ass speakers. And cold-pussed out. And just blaring, and like, ugh. Cold-pussed out. What'd you puss out on? I said I thought I could do the zipline. I could tell. Oh, yeah, no. No. He said, oh, that's the zipline? Yeah, no, I'm out. Nope, nope, fucking tell. He was like, yeah, we're not. It was too chilly or else I would have. And it was chilly. I wore a light jacket. I would have fucking, yeah, no. It was going to be, yeah. Nope, not going to do her. Not going to do her. Not going to do it. I had to be really fucking drunk, and I didn't have a cape or a Batman mask. So there was no fucking way that was going to happen. Yeah, take lots of money. Everything's fucking expensive as fuck in Vegas. We didn't win anything. We did all right. Well, we did okay. We didn't lose our ass. No. But what was amazing is it's, I think getting a big group together would be fun. As you can herd out as a group. And then you can also, you can like separate and then you can, or you can go out as a big group or what I think it can be, it can be fun. I mean. See, when we were in our 20s and the casino opened in Ottawa, Iowa, we went went and we there for some reason he was all giddy about doing roulette and i'm like okay let's play because i was dumb well the table was crowded but for me this little light shined right on the number 23 and i looked over and i said 23 and he goes what i 23. Put it on 23. And he put it on the corner. And guess what number hit?
Speaker3: 23.
Speaker1: Never lived that down.
Speaker2: Never, ever. So, no, it's just something to remember. So I kept looking for this beacon of light to show me a machine to go to.
Speaker1: And she did not find it.
Speaker2: No, I did not.
Speaker1: I found them.
Speaker2: Can I not find anything?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I would find one. There was one time we and then downstairs and i was gonna go do something i'll get coffee or something and got got rerouted and then ended up sitting at a casino at a slot machine and i won like 60 bucks on that one and then you gave it all back it didn't cover what i had lost before believe it or not there was a slot machine it was the wizard of odds munchkins and she made the joke about it she said go play No, it wasn back. And it didn't cover what I had lost before. Believe it or not, there was a slot machine. It was the Wizard of Oz Munchkins. And she made the joke about it. She said, go play it. No, it probably won't hit. And somebody else went and sat down. Three old ladies went and sat down. And fucking nothing. The Munchkins are dancing around and winning fucking corners. I'm like, you're one of them. Seriously. Just go sit. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I kept looking for some secret hidden thing. Yeah. It just didn't happen. Well, how did the blackjack tables go for you, sweet pea? Fuck the blackjack tables. Goddamn suck. Look, here's the fucking problem. They don't have enough blackjack tables anymore. They took out all the tables, it seems like. They're all slot machines, the shiny lights. I actually lost $100 the fastest I've ever lost on a blackjack table at ten dollars a hand literally i i didn't even push on you why didn't you just go because at that point in time you go well i gotta fucking hit at some point in time i'm gonna win at least one it took 11 hands because one hand i pushed one hand i got a blackjack and i pushed Everything else Oh boy it's kind of You tried the digital blackjack I did better on that The digital had this giant TV screen This lady Looking like she's dealing And then your computer in front of you And you could have up to six people sitting there But I found Kiss slot machines And I fucking won money on those so it worked out i got pretty enamored with shiny shit so what about sunday morning when we ended up going to breakfast and then walking back there was the casino that had like dollar blackjack tables and we're cracking the joke of you know what other stupid games are they gonna have are they gonna have a guest like a number or something yeah and they did and they had a rock paper scissors slot machine yeah yeah it was just like but it was one it was literally it was like it was a hooters restaurant casino and bar this is what it was so yeah it was you know yeah i didn't go play dollar blackjack i can't bring myself to do that it's like well let's just go fucking i don't pick up cigarette butts off the ground to smoke them anymore either but i used to but you but you know, I can go play dollar blackjack, I can't do it. I can't bring myself to that. Well, you couldn't find, I think it was too packed. Yeah, well, yeah. Everybody was playing it. Yeah. So it's, yeah, but it was, I mean, it was, it was fucking, it's fun. Vegas is, Vegas is fun, and it's a great place to visit, and it's a great place to fly home not on super bowl sunday and then fucking and then go back i can't wait to go back i'm stoked to go back but you know small small the bellazio fountains weren't running yeah they were yeah it was just off season so you could tell well they were there was a guy out there working on it yeah he was just like he was playing with the orcas Darn it Okay Nothing, really? Okay, whatever
Speaker2: No, we got nothing
Speaker1: Yeah, okay Alright, so there you go So there's Vegas Do you want to do Do you want to Do we want to answer anything? Was there anything we had That we've There was something we talked about We said we should talk about What were there?
Speaker2: Like I remember a fucking week ago
Speaker1: Really?
Speaker2: That we should talk about
Speaker1: Yeah, it seemed important at the time It seemed highly valuable All right. remember a fucking week ago really that we should talk about yeah it seemed important at the time seemed highly valuable highly valuable i don't know oh well i will kind of know okay so it actually i do remember so you know we talk about social anxiety right everybody talks about social anxiety all the time and so being at a club where you literally know no one the dead honest it was like a experiment people right we need two people but it was like an experiment it was like a science experiment oh my god you gotta if you just walk up and say hi to somebody this is our first time here anybody will talk to you like we got to see that firsthand i mean we all talk about social anxiety about not knowing people find somebody else that looks dazed and confused and walk up and say wow this is really cool is cool. Is this your first time? It's mine. And instantly you will talk to them. They will talk to you. It was like the ultimate living proof of that. I'm talking about the couple of the lady that was sitting next to me. Well, there was multiple ones that kept, because you saw it all over. Well, there was like one table that was up against the wall, and I heard them say that they were new first time it's amazing see i think the thing is is we're not used to seeing so many new people up here where like down there it's a tourist destination right so they're used to they're used to there's always around here you know but the theory would work anywhere it totally finds somebody else that looks out of their element and walk up and say, man, this is my first time here, and people will talk to you. It was because you didn't see anybody really, like the whole night playing the fucking wallflower thing.
Speaker2: Not unless they did it on purpose because there was some making out.
Speaker1: Right, but, yeah.
Speaker3: But you didn't see it. I'm trying to throw you off. Is it working? No that's the one of the messages i remember okay but you know what one of the things i miss is smoking because going to smoke, you had something in common with somebody else, and it struck conversations. It was an easier... You were forced to... It was like being on a long elevator ride. It was a seven-minute elevator ride. That's what smoking did. So this is where this one was a little bit more awkward because we weren't going outside to smoke. No. We weren't walking the halls or anything. No. So we had, but if you're willing to put yourself a little bit outside your comfort zone, not even a ton, not even, just a little bit outside your comfort zone, we, I think I added four Facebook friends and people to the page just from going a little bit outside the comfort zone. It's amazing because, seriously, when everybody in the club, when everybody in the group, or let's say over 50% of them are not regulars, it changes the dynamic of the club. That i and that does a lot which i have to tell you how cool would that be as a regular there's always fresh mean yeah well there's always fresh mean there's always fresh conversation right well so the thing is is if you take that same attitude up here they're looking for new people they're looking for the people they know hey as going to you know the reconnection like we see it at events all over the country right but then they're also open to saying hi to new people how cool is that i mean it's like if you could like if you could screenshot that and put it in so that all of our events, people would do that at all events, that'd be cool.
Speaker1: I would have liked to have been out there on Friday because Friday was their, they do like a monthly meet and greet. And then Saturday was their theme. So it would have been a little bit different dynamics because they had roses for all the latest shows of Valentine's Day and some special stuff. So it would have been cool, but they had people from the strip they had uh naked karaoke friday also so but again that same thing so it's like that was one of the things that's like wow we have to we have to make sure people understand how much you push that new new person introducing yourself to a new person i mean it's simply just saying hey is this your first time and people will just you you watch it happen hey is this your first time people that made me feel special that that he wanted to show us take us on a tour versus having his volunteers do it yes that was very funny because the volunteer started to and he goes i'll take it and we're like oh cool yeah well because he would say he goes i don't usually get to take people on the tours he wanted he wanted to show us around and that and that was that was really cool special it was very cool how uh not only when people were checking on you it wasn't it wasn't waitery seriously it wasn't like we're doing okay great have a great yeah i mean right they actually sat there and had a conversation with you and even like so why would go a lot of times i wouldn't got our drinks from the bar right the one bartender it was his first night volunteering behind the bar okay and the other time he's like he he's like i just like high-fiving you you're like taller than everybody else so that works but she was super friendly i mean they were both super friendly talking about i don't know if they train their volunteers a little bit I don't know if they train their volunteers a little bit but asking the right questions you know so obviously the first time you've seen you here where are you from you know things that will cause you to talk about yourself a little bit and then they remembered it yeah because you were surprised about that because you weren't going over up to drink but the one gal remembered rose remembered your name when you went up there after only been up there like twice yeah that's fucking cool i mean some people are good at remembering names i'm not it's just a thing of it's doing things they're so used to it And it's, I sit there going, wow, we have to figure out a way to make it so that new people at our shit feel that comfortable. Because we really have to figure that out. I mean, seriously. Because that was fucking, that was fucking damn cool. Yeah. It was. I wish we could have stayed longer. And on their hours, Rock. Like hours their hours on Friday are like 8 to 2 and Saturday 8 to 3 and I'm like well that's great but that's like 5 o'clock yeah but see you can't be old that was the other cool thing all age range is there at Whispers so like if you're going and it's like don't be afraid that you're going to be the oldest people there or the youngest people there because you're pure fucking no and there was like all age ranges in between and all fucking body types that was the other thing that was really really cool i mean shape sizes yeah everything it was like it was totally just a it had a very fucking like old school vibe to it i mean it just it it in a good way not like a bad disco-y fucking it was an extremely large house party oh yeah yeah exactly had the feel of a house party a little bit more clubbish because you had the the d the dance floor. But, I mean, you felt at home. Yeah, you did. It was fucking awesome. I can't wait to go back. I'm excited to go back. Just saying. Should go back soon. Your chocolate covered strawberries were awesome. That's because they had booze in them. Seriously. Well, they didn't have booze in him. You shot booze in him. They had the little booze shooters. Eyedropper-y looking thing that was sticking in it with booze. That was a heart. Yeah, you were all over those. You didn't care about points at that point, none. No. Not so much. I only gained two pounds. Since then, I've put on a few more. We totally screwed the pooch, though. Why? Because there's the one couple we totally should have fucking hit on and we better than we did. Yeah, well. And all you had to say was, can I eat your pussy? And probably would have been game on. Are you interested? Yeah. And I don't know how we managed to fuck that up, but great news. It's about the same way we did with gambling. Why would I put it in that machine? We always have those moments, though, where we go, damn it, how come we didn't... They followed us into that room, and that's where we totally fucking... All of a sudden, I looked over, and I'm like, shit. Yeah, and we still managed to fucking fumble on the play. Great news. Hi, where are your representatives from the Midwest? We're dumber in a box of fucking rocks. we're walking around walking on the streets of vegas at four in the morning going fuck how did we manage to screw it damn it yeah you know anytime we go somewhere we tend to to screw it up a little bit but you know we know for the next time that we go because we know there will be a next time well we yeah i don't know that they'll be there next time, but we... Well, right, but we'll... Who wants to fuck? Who wants to... That's just how we're going to start it off. We're going to wear signs that say, we're too stupid to ask, but we want to screw. Maybe we'll have shirts that make it to say that. Don't be afraid. We probably want to fuck. We just don't think to ask. There's something. Something like an easy button. Maybe we'll get a button that says, push here to fuck so they can walk up and touch our butt. When we first sat down at a table, Cole was just like, fuck off. So we're picking on you because you look like a kid in a candy store. Because it was fun. It was almost creepy. It was not creepy. Don't say that shit. Why would you say that on the fucking air? It wasn't creepy. I was just excited and giddy to be there. And that's not creepy. That's enthusiastic.
Speaker2: Okay, enthusiastic.
Speaker1: I didn't have clown makeup on or anything weird. Mother, don't even. Seriously, don't fucking even. I looked nice. I was dressed nice. I was dressed. It wasn't anything overly weird for me. Yeah, I should have dressed pants and a suit coat. Didn't get drunk at all, ironically enough. Didn't even get tipsy, really. I don't think I did either. I was drinking a lot of rum. Oh, wait a minute. I was drinking a lot of rum. You came back. I'm like, wow, she put any pop in? And I didn't even have to tell her how I liked them. Right? She just made them that way. It's like, well, don't I just love you? I think because the endorphins were running on high, so it was like, yeah, no, yeah. I had no problem fucking. It was cool to be there. Because it felt like home, you wanted to be there. That's very unusual for a place you've never been before to to feel that level of comfort and that's seriously and as you looked around the room when people walked in that were new they initially had that fucking deer in the headlight look but if you looked at them a half hour later you could see level of just like comfort all the way across the board. You could see it. So it wasn't just us. That's all about what they do or the vibe that they put off and that their volunteers put off and everybody puts off. That's fucking badass. That, if anything else, if there was to sell me on going back, even if we didn't do what we do, that feeling, to walk out and felt like, you felt like, when you left, it was like, damn, I wish we'd come back next weekend. That's how you felt. And I can tell you, even when we first got in lifestyle, we didn't feel that shit when we went when we first started going in lifestyle didn't feel like that no and here's people from you know 1200 miles away and that's how you felt and that's pretty fucking cool and it's like okay how do we bottle that up and have our shit have that kind of vibe because when everybody there wasn't a single person that was walking around just like after 20 minutes that wasn't pretty relaxed and having fun. And no, it wasn't because they were all fucked up. Because honestly, that was the other thing. I'm sure a lot of people had buzzes going. You didn't see like train wreck. You didn't see anybody. Now, could there have been in back rooms?
Speaker3: Who knows? Yeah.
Speaker1: We didn't see everybody. But you didn't get the feel of like drinking you know the courage drinking you didn't see that drinking you didn't feel that either oh and people i mean now mind you you're partying having fun so you're sweating down all the rest but you did it didn't it didn't have that feel now they're also of course we know we know uh weed legal there. So they had a special place in the back back outside that is where you partaked in that. Yeah, which that was cool. So if you didn't want to just have the smell of it all over you, you didn't have to. I mean, and that, you know. Yeah, I don't want to be hit with it. And when we left, I don't remember smelling it at all. And that was was and now it was a little bit cool and it was funny because they had big heaters going outside and there were people sitting outside with nothing on but i mean they had heaters it was all like a whopping you know freezing ass 42 you know i still thought it was chilly i wore a light jacket the entire time wait did you assimilate that quickly you did. No, everybody else was in fucking shorts and t-shirts walking around Vegas, and I was in fucking long-sleeved shirts. You went back to, that's your southern roots came screaming back. No, I thought it was chilly. Well, you think 60 degrees is chilly a lot of times up here. Well, yes, I do. But the thing is, that's what's funny. In the fall, yes, it's chilly.
Speaker2: In the spring, it feels wonderful.
Speaker1: 55 degrees to not feel cold down there during the day. 60 degrees. You weren't walking around with a coat on the whole time out on the strip during the day.
Speaker2: Oh, I can probably show you pictures where I was.
Speaker1: During the night, you got... Who's yawning this time? That caught me off guard. actually fuck off bitch seriously fuck off it's not me well congratulations one time it's not you way to go pumpkin it caught me it snuck up on me really jesus anywho so yeah so there you go huge plug i know people were like wow I get that they like Whispers. Okay, so for those, there you go. Huge plug. I know people are like, wow. I get it. They like whispers. Okay. So, for those that are planning on going to Vegas, go check it out if you're with lifestyle people or just have an evening to yourself there. Absolutely. But also. Shoot us a message so we can let them know you're going. Buy drinks off this trip. Yeah. Jesus. Wow. Oh, my God. When you go to leave, get at the airport probably three or four hours before your plane takes off because the line for security, we waited an hour and 45 minutes to get through security. To get through the line. And it wasn't that they were slow, because actually they were moving pretty damn quick. It was how many people were in line. Yes. Do not wait for the last minute of Vegas. Same with your rental cars, everything else. Don't wait. Here's another one. You know the days of cheap meals on the strip? Those don't exist anymore. No, they don't. Those do not exist anymore. No. Be prepared. Since COVID, you don't see near the number of waitresses. So when you're playing, you know, they used to, if you've been to Vegas in the past, and you're used to like, you sit down and people are like, free drink. Yeah, no. You don't see hardly near as many waitresses. And going to the bar, two rum and Cokes, Bacardi and Morgans, cost $32 at one of the bars we were at. At one of the casinos. So keep that in mind. Well, Margaritaville, the two drinks were 24, so they were 12 apiece. Yeah, so plan accordingly. Let's see, where did we eat at? We ate at Margaritaville. Oh, yep. We ate at some bar and grill when we first got there. Somewhat off the strip of really good food. It was off the strip. It was right by a liquor store and a dispenser. I have a picture of it somewhere. It was really good. We'll post it out there. It was good. We went to a fucking diner that was off the strip. The Blueberry Hill. Blueberry Hill. If you go to Vegas, go to Blueberry Hill. Find it. They have a shit ton of variety of food. Beyond all, it would be a great drunk food restaurant. I guarantee it's open 24 hours. Every college kid knows that place. Yeah. Because they give huge fortunes. Yeah. And it is. It's drunk food extraordinaire. And it's like a little strip mall thingy. But it's Blueberry Hill. No, it was by itself. by itself. Well, yeah, but it was in the same parking lot. I shared a parking lot with the strip mall thing. But, yes, go there. There was one time we ate. It was almost like a food court-ish thing in one of the casinos. On Fremont Street. And then we also ate at the House of Blues in the the uh um new york new york no house no that was house of blues was no i don't know mandolin bay and mandolin bay we had the house it was really good but budget accordingly uh there's not a lot of breakfast places well there are we just weren't looking right they do not have coffee pots or refrigerators in your rooms. And most of them have a frickin' Starbucks, which I'm not a fan of Starbucks. But I did learn the last day that fuckin' Krispy Kreme was across the street. Seriously. Everything, that old school Vegas of everything is like super cheap, you know, super cheap meals. What did the shuttle bus driver tell us? How much money did a single casino make in a day? An average casino makes $1.8 million a day. So, I mean, it's, there is, some of that old school Vegas, that part's like gone. You just have to know that going into it, you know, type thing. But I think that if you planned out, we just kind of ate where we were at and when we were hungry and it was like, hey, oh, here's something. Yeah. Which is probably not the most cost-effective way to eat. No. At all. But it's fun. It's not necessarily about the cost either. But you might want to look up to see where you would be interested in eating. New York has some great little bistro-y type things within it to fit into their theme, which is really good food. Everywhere we went, the food was really good. Yeah, it was. I mean, it was fucking traumatic food. Getting a car was worth it. I mean, it's an added cost, but getting a car, we didn't use it a lot.
Speaker2: The one thing we found out. Well, we did actually quite a bit.
Speaker3: We did.
Speaker1: We did find out. Like the Tropicans where we stayed was one of the few casinos that has free parking if you have a car, if you ride a car. But it was nice to have when we wanted to go hit a liquor store, because like Whispers is B-Y-O-B.
Speaker2: Well, we hit a dispensary. We hit a liquor store.
Speaker1: Hit a grocery store.
Speaker2: We hit a grocery store.
Speaker3: Yep.
Speaker1: And souvenirs. I don't know. When we wanted to go hit a liquor store, because like Whispers is B-Y-O-B. Well, we hit a dispensary. We hit a liquor store. Hit a grocery store. We hit a grocery store. Yep. And souvenirs. Souvenirs. Yeah, we drove to the end of the Strip first. Yeah. And then we drove to Fremont Street. Drove to Fremont Street. And just drove and just checked stuff out. And it was nice. And, you know, not having to wait for shuttles and stuff like that. Ubers for the airport. Stuff like that. Because what were we on the highway for? Everything you ended up on the highway out and around. Behind it. Well, that was it. Everything went in a circle. It did. But to give you an idea, after a whole weekend of driving like we did, because you had to fill the car back up with gas. Yeah. I spent $11 for gas to put it filled back up. And that's cheap because it's like $4 a gallon? Yeah, I mean, so, but it was worth it. We was we had i mean the very first time we went we went to hoover dam because i wanted to see it right this time we had other plans but that didn't work out so we didn't end up using it as much as but i'm glad we had it and we walked more but we walked like we the trial count is a mile from the harley shop and we walked out of the harley shop by the way, if you get a chance, go to the Harley-Davidson store off the Strip and go sit in their chairs. Motherfuckers, I almost didn't want to leave. The most comfortable chair I've ever sat in my entire life. Because the people we were with were looking around. We sat in the chair, and I sat down. I'm like, I ain't fucking moving. This is wonderful. I was like, oh, this is the greatest thing ever.
Speaker2: Because what was it, Friday? Friday we took like 22,000 steps. Yeah was like, oh, this is the greatest thing ever. Because what was it, Friday? Friday we took like 22,000 steps.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker2: Coal felt it.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, yeah, cool.
Speaker2: Okay, so one thing I wanted to do is the Tropicana had a state-of-the-art fitness center. Well, I never went and saw it because you had to go through the spa to get there. And I'm like, well, I didn't bring all my stuff to begin with, and I'll get it walking.
Speaker1: I was like, you know what would be cool is to run down the strip and run back then i got a lecture you're not doing that by yourself i'm such a dick because i care okay so i can't do that but they actually the tropicana has set up a route that if you go this far and it was only like three casinos go across the street come back and go across it was three miles i'm like holy shit okay it was new for us this time around because one of the new on the street scams is uh the showgirls basically hookers and big feathered hats they weren't that good some were some of them if they'd been out when i made some of their outfits look like i went and made it and put it on. And some look better. I mean, but, you know, that's, they're out trying to get pictures and stuff. Some guy drumming called me a pedophile because I took the picture of the back of one of them. That was funny. And there's some dudes out there, some of the Jim and Dale type shows are out there. Yeah, the jeans and cowboy hats. It's like, eh. He goes, ooh, I can embarrass them. I'm like, no, you can't. You have no. You can try, can try but you're not gonna win on that one i promise that the four of us could have made any one of them because i don't know anybody i said we're swingers you're not gonna scare me at all yeah and said he moved on to easier targets it's like fuck no yeah because they'll blush because a guy that's all muscular is hugging them no you could whip your dick out and she'd suck it And it wouldn't care in front of people. We'd be like, yeah, whatever. Okay, great. Once you could have said that, you know, you owe me for that. You should have done that. Oh, I could have. When they were saying, you know, for a picture of $20, oh, $20, I sucked your dick. I'm just saying. We didn't get to any brothels. That was disappointing. That was disappointing. So we didn't get to any brothels. So next time. Because he was set on going to a freaking brothel. I still want to go to a brothel, and that's important. I don't know why. Because, A, we know some people that work in them, and it would be cool to get a behind-the-scenes tour of a brothel. So that would be badass. I'm just saying, it's cool. Are you wanting to open one? One of them is selling for $18 million. Yes, I would love to own a fucking brothel. Are you fucking shitting me? Yeah. Actually, if you want some of the best food in Vegas, go to the brothels. Madame Casbah, here to help you. Yeah, no shit. There you go, absolutely. I can be a bitch. From our menus. Huh? there are different types of menus just saying no seriously though that yeah three of them have like five star world-class chefs that have restaurants in the brothels told me that yeah so we could go for the food it's only for the food has nothing to do with the fucking professional sex workers it's only only for the food. Anyways, no, so we didn't get... But there's just not enough time to see everything, obviously. You know, go through and you saw some cool shit.
Speaker2: Well, yeah, I know that you can't see everything.
Speaker1: It's fun, and I hope people go, and I hope people have fun. And now I've got to obviously figure out how to put together a fucking mile-high flight down to fucking Vegas so we can all just fuck like rabbits and scare the students.
Speaker2: You have two years to figure it out.
Speaker1: What if we can do it sooner than that? Oh, we're going to New Orleans, not Vegas. Are you talking Vegas or are you talking New Orleans? We can do both. Hit Whispers and then on down to New Orleans. It'll be all right. Whatever, we'll figure it out. Not even anywhere close. Okay. We're on a plane. Everybody's fucking, who cares? Turbulence is your friend. Just saying. Cole stayed awake on a flight. He hasn't done that for years. He remembered why he sleeps on airplanes now.
Speaker3: Anywho.
Speaker2: Yeah, he doesn't like that. But it's only on the way there. The way back was fine.
Speaker1: It was smooth sailing. Because it was quiet, that's why. And we had a window.
Speaker2: Yes, we had a window. I looked at it.
Speaker1: You did, when you were awake, just said.
Speaker3: Well, yeah, because I slept in bed and I never sleep on planes how weird is that no shit luckily i was woken up to be told i was snoring that i stayed awake the rest of the way yay because you were it's awesome uh anyway so uh yes you're exactly anybody can call themselves professionals Thank you for flying Casbah Airlines and welcome to the Mile High Club. I know, I'm working on it. You want me to be a professional... Once you fucking shoot some contact professionally, then yes, then I can sit nicely with a porn star every night. Just saying. That's my one big perk. Your perk is a fucking seal killer. Right in the pogo stick. I don't know. Something. We'll figure it out. Don't look at me that way. Jesus. Anyways. You won't find that job on Indeed. No, you won't. Oh, I yawned. I know, but it's time's up. Oh, so now it makes it all okay. I held through. Yeah, awesome. All okay I held through alright so thank you very much so next week we'll actually be back with questions we will be back next week we'll go like in a row each week like normal like we're supposed to I know it's my fault and everybody will get up right wow as you see it's falling she's gonna have dental work again on the other side. Just saying. I'm kidding. Anyways, another shout out to our sponsors. Thank you very much, ASN Lifestone Magazine, Nightcaps.com, and NoMoreWetSpot. We appreciate your support of our show, and we hope that all of you listening will go support our sponsors as well. Don't forget, hey, kids, you can still get birthday bash tickets. Birthday bash is coming up in like 17 days uh you can get birthday bash go to www.crazycasma.com amanda and her fun bags will be there uh and she does weird things for cake so and there'll be cake there just saying see where that gets make sure you get your tickets today and don't forget we have hotels that you you can sign up to get a hotel room if you're staying in town.
Speaker1: We'll price them on Friday night as well, so please come check that out. And don't forget soon, be watching the website. You still have time to get tickets for both the Summer Nights, Crazy Summer Nights in June, which is the melee for her birthday, as well as the Hotter and Hell one, which is for my birthday in August. And soon we'll have our tickets available for our very first, the first annual Night of a Thousand Screams Casbah Halloween event, October 7th. So we're super excited about that. And we've got some other cool things in the works, some surprises that are still coming, so we'll make sure we'll let you know about those as those materialize. Anyways, with that being said, kids, the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will
Speaker3: I don't know. materialize anyways with that being said kids the only way I know how
Speaker1: the only way I want to and the only way I ever motherfucking will Casbah style out
Speaker2: he has to turn it off well I have to turn this off