Krazy Truth #245 Getting Better with Age

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and always tech-savvy Miss Amanda. Hey, not always. Yeah, you are. And we're here to titillate, titillate, and otherwise. For those of you following along at home, this is, believe it or not, season six. Holy fuck. Episode 245. I updated that on the board. I'm all over this shit. Is it? Season six? I thought we were still in season five season five no i thought we just got done with season four no the season four of chasm's rant are you seriously wow and this is miss amanda's first day of sobriety we're pretty excited for and please pray for her on her continued journey of great success anyways as you follow along at home which includes miss amanda and bring out your handy dandy notebook i don't follow along wow uh don't get what get let's give a quick shout out to our sponsors because now i'll be getting phone calls and i'm going i thought you said you've been doing this six years no no don't listen to my co-host uh asm lifestyle magazine he won't care asm lifestyle magazine. Check him out today. Make it a habit to read ASN Lifestyle Magazine. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world, that would be like sex world, as well as in the swinging world, you'll check him out today. Three million readers can't be wrong. 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They'll start charging for all kinds of shit. Well, I know that. So, yeah. So, you can prevent that with a no more Westpott blanket. Just saying. Kind of cool. Imagine all the times that we stayed in a hotel and it could have been just the grossest thing on demand. You know, I don't know. We need to talk about it. Yeah, it could have been. Yeah, we should start selling our own Casbah black lights. Ew. Look, with the hotels that we're talking to now, I'm not afraid of that. Which I have to tell. I'm going to actually say this out on the show because this is actually really fucking sad is what it is. The hotel that we ended up having to go to, the whole thing with KWN. We all know it was a shithole and we weren't happy about it. Today, Crazy Winter Nights has been over three weeks. Almost. Well, next week, yeah, three weeks. Three fucking weeks. And there's some people that are still fighting with that fucking hotel because they have tried to charge people's cards wrong. And the funny part of it is there's another party there in March, not fucking ours, that people will still go and re-subject themselves to that same fucking bullshit. It's like, I cannot tell you enough. Folks, don't go to parties if the hotel is a shithole. Don't do it. Well, some of them, that's just the way it is. It doesn't have to be that way. Well, some people, the way their parties are, have to be at shit place hotels. True, true, which speaks volumes. Yes, if you're not able to play nice and you're not potty trained, then you have to be outside. That's how that works. I'm just saying. So, God, I feel horrible for them. It's just like, my recommendation to them was, go to the Attorney General. They can't keep just randomly running carts. Fucking tool bags. So, but the nice thing is we're very excited because we have got, I've got meetings. I've got meetings. You do. I have meetings. We're closing some stuff tomorrow. So that will, we want it to be, we'll never be there again.
Speaker2: Yay. Anyways.
Speaker3: So that's fun. So yeah. So so we had we were out this weekend we're at a party again this weekend uh and because did we not do anything for one weekend we did we took one weekend off well we didn't take it we didn't take it off we were cleaning all the shit up um yeah we but we were at this weekend at a party had a good time going to Vegas. Today is Tuesday. No, yep, today is Tuesday. Today is Tuesday. It sure as fucking is. Same day we always record. And because we're going to be on a plane on Thursday. What about dog hair tickling me? Would that be the hair of the dog from the weekend? Actually, 48 hours from now we'll be in Vegas. Yeah, we will be in Vegas. And there's a pretty good chance we're going to hit whispers for their meet and greet on Friday night, or maybe their Valentine's party on Saturday. So if you're in Vegas, and you're listening, you're one of us, come see us. We'll be there. We'll stand out. You will. You don't think you'll stand out? You don't think anybody will recognize you you No one will even notice you anywhere along the way No I'm too short They look right over me
Speaker1: No but their penis is engaged
Speaker4: There it is
Speaker1: It just goes off like that
Speaker3: If they're listening to the podcast they don't know what we look like
Speaker1: Well But hopefully they search us To make sure we don't look as Stupid as sometimes we sound
Speaker2: Just saying me Maybe we do look as stupid as sometimes we sound. Just saying, me, oh, me. Maybe we do look as stupid as we sound.
Speaker1: Well, then that means it'll be easy for them to find us. Look for the fucking fat clown with the long hair. Either way, it should all be fun. So, yeah, so you got to check us out. So we're going to be on a plane. It'll be funny to see why you stay awake. I don't stay awake on planes. I fall asleep. One One time I had a plane I was almost in a plane crash And so since then I don't The fuck I wasn't You weren't on the fucking plane, bitch Anyways The pilot was sweating when we got off He went and had a cigarette with the rest of us Oh, I forgot about that Anyways So ever since then I sleep on a plane So it'll be interesting to see if I will stay awake or if I will just pass out. I have books downloaded and games downloaded and all that fun stuff that I'll be wide-ass awake. But if I read, it'll put me to sleep. I'm just going to do a line of heroin before we get in and we'll go from there and see what happens. I think we need to hit the bar first. Probably. My goal is to try to see if we can drop at least a grand at the airport At the Vegas airport when we get there Just beat a fucking one-armed bandit as soon as we walk in Just kidding Anyway, so that will be a good time So we're going to go do that That'll be fun and I'm excited because like I say Actually we are going to meet a couple people down there That just happen to be down there for a different reason Same time, small world That's going to be cool I don't know. excited because like say we're actually we are going to meet some a couple people down there that just happen to be down there for a different reason same time small world that's gonna be cool uh so and we you've got the things running out with all kinds of cool shit to go do and see that's gonna we're going with cool people that'll be fun and so so oh lord we're gonna we're gonna go to the Green Canyon to the east whatever it is. East Point, whatever. And they have that clear U-shaped bridge. That goes out over it. That goes out. Over it. Yeah. And I'm going to get somebody that's terrified of heights. Look, I will make an attempt. You don't have to make an attempt. I will make an attempt. You will be puking your guts out. You better pray that the only thing I do is puke. The only part that gets scary is if I have a cardiac incident. Oh, no, we don't want that. You get me having a heart attack in the middle of that motherfucker. That'll be fun. So, yeah. Yeah, no. He's got his wings. Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to see Lake Mead before it's gone. We're going to go try to get a drink. I'll be the last people in Vegas with water. So, yeah. So that's going to be a good time. So that should be fun. We should be all over the place. And I just saw an article tonight, actually like 10 minutes before we did the show, that Las Vegas has the highest, we rented a car has the highest gas prices behind it's the third highest only behind uh hawaii and alaska it's like hawaii and california it's for 53 a gallon in las vegas they've paid that before so we we will be stealing somebody's horse and uh doing that and see how that works out because it's not hot you know it's dry's dry heat, so it's not going to be that hot, so it'll be all right. Mike, where is there going to be heat at? Yeah, so, okay, Alex, I got to check out the rooster. Actually, we are going to try to get over to the rooster because I've got one of our shows off of Full Swap Radio actually broadcast. They're with the rooster. And so we're going to actually go in there. The cool thing is there's a couple of people we're going to go stop and see uh and that we can write the whole thing off as a business expense so because i do business casbah does business with them so yay keep those receipts on the blackjack table bitches it was it was a fucking uh it was a business meeting hit me uh so yeah there you go. And then it hit me. Yeah, no shit. That's what you do, too. You'll hit me when I'm down, like, fucking 10 grand. You don't have that much. You're right, but I'll fucking, you know, I can borrow it. You can borrow it. What could possibly go wrong? Send cash quick. I'm in trouble. We'll go to the casino with the non-traditional games like a vacation how many fingers am i holding up perfect anyways so that will be it should be a good time we'll be had by all so other and very very important things uh uh yeah actually you know okay so patrick put about the bunny ranch uh actually i know a couple people that work at a couple brothels and i know two people that work at two brothels and they actually both are out of town. So, I'm trying to see if I can get a hold of somebody to see if we can get a tour of a brothel because I actually want to go hit a brothel. So, really bad. I don't know why you shake your fucking head. Seriously. Okay. Are you going to talk tonight? Are you just going to sit here and are you miming the show this evening are you are you the are you the uh are you the they're gonna do like saying language wars i don't know my skin's like crawling and it's really fucked up i wonder what that's from dog hairs i told you don't lick the toad before the show um anyways so, that should be good. So other really important things that I have learned this week, and this is really important. Why would I pay for it? Just because, you know. You get it every weekend. Do you get it every weekend? No, no, I don't. I wish. The reason, now see, I'm butterfly. What was butterfly what was i going to say oh the other thing a really important thing i learned this weekend we're actually using this part of what we're going to talk about important thing that i learned this weekend in this past week and and if you know me i have always wanted to fuck madonna i always thought Madonna. Oh my god. I always wanted to fuck Madonna. Always Madonna. Until now. And yeah. I have always wanted to fuck Madonna. I always thought Madonna... Oh, my God. I always wanted to fuck Madonna. Always Madonna was always hot. Until now. And, yes. And so what we learned is... And this is your public service announcements from CASBA right now. Ladies. Oh, for the love of fuck. Ladies. And, no, this is actually one of the topics we're going to talk about. No, she used to be really, really hot. Even as an old lady, she was hot. She was hot. Here's the deal. And this is something huge in the lifestyle. You know, oh my God. Take all the money that you want to spend on mommy makeovers and fucking the share plan and replace everything with plastic stop spend that same amount of money on a nutritionist probably on like personal trainers and uh spa treatments and hobbies that make you feel good about yourself and you know what you will look so much better you will be in such a better situation it's not even funny because it it's look we're all growing older and you know we we all battle it right and it sucks there's shit that sucks with growing older i hate it i use a laser on my fucking hair to keep my hair grown right but you But you're not going to stop it. And oh my God. Think about this for just a second. Priscilla Presley. Priscilla fucking Presley. Has plastic surgery done. World redound. Supposed to be great. Whatever. Gets a fucking quack that uses industrial grade shit in her and almost kills her and fucks her face up if priscilla presley gets a bad doc think this through a little bit how does that look for your odds madonna somebody didn't tell madonna you look like a really fucking mutated cat what in god's green earth have you done to yourself she ruined i don't think it't think it's her. No. Kenny Rogers, before he died, said he wished he hadn't done his eyes. If you look at a video. But he still looked like him. No, he didn't. No, not really. If you look at a picture of, go watch the We Are the World video. And then go watch one of his last concert videos, because they don't even look the fucking same.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I mean, it's like, seriously, Madonna went from being this really 61-year-old, hot fucking
Speaker2: chick. 62.
Speaker1: 62, to this fucking mutated something.
Speaker3: I don't think it's her.
Speaker1: The thing is, is she had a... I'm not sold. Oh, no, because when she talked, it's her. Oh,'t think it's her The thing is I'm not sold Oh no, because when she talked, it's her
Speaker3: Oh really?
Speaker2: It's her
Speaker1: I mean, what you can talk through the fucking, you know, the shit
Speaker3: The swollen lips and shit?
Speaker2: Yeah
Speaker1: A permanent duck lip Even Cher And we all know that I am a Cher fucking freak The more shit she does Not sure the point where she just Seriously And you see this in lifestyle all the time So, let's do it. freak the more shit she does seriously and you see this in the lifestyle all the time I would love to see and I didn't get a chance to research it how many thousands of dollars are spent in the lifestyle for cosmetic treatments I mean we talk about honesty in the lifestyle and yet is there anything less honest than massive i mean the pain i can't even fathom the pain and i have a high pain tolerance that that goes with that because i don't know i've never had it done i don't know what the pain would be seeing celebrities get it fucked up it gets fucked up and they can't fix it there's no there's no like oops sorry my bad hold on let's do it again it's like oh my god so what we want to talk about let one of the things i want to talk about is i want to talk about how do we deal with the massive the massive age monster in the lifestyle because seriously we're all i think this last weekend i saw examples of it at all different levels, right? In all different age range.
Speaker3: Examples of what?
Speaker1: Of people struggling with the reality of getting older. And we've seen it at other things as well. But just the overall scene, it's like, what are some ways to deal with it? One, not everybody can afford plastic surgery and and that kind of shit to begin with but how do you deal with it what are things what do you think to deal with it and so this this comes to you to a degree because obviously you're 51 you'll be 52 this summer right stop rolling your eyes it is you're not dead so roll with it. I might be. But, okay, so you don't like getting older, right? Who does? Well, some people might. I mean, I don't know. But if I find anybody yet. What are the fake things that you do? Fake things? What are the... I color my hair. You dye your hair. I'm not that gray, but I color my color my hair yeah you color your hair that's pretty much it i put cream on my face well that's not a fake thing that's not you the only thing you alter about how your natural state is is you color your hair yeah right and i paint eyebrows on right so i get that it's not cosmetic god damn it so but the thing is so how do you deal with how do you deal with it because it's not gonna have any validity coming from a guy just that's the reality how do you deal with the fact that you're 51 years old well how do you like that's and that's not a rip right now people are like good cool to be in a Well, let's start with when I turned 50, I couldn't say the word 50 for like three months. Right. And what? why do you like that's and that's not a rip right now people are like good cool to be in a day well let's start with when i turned 50 i couldn't say the word 50 for like three months right and what right and then and then what did you do obviously you're 51 so you obviously managed to get through that how did you get through it i yeah i don't know eventually accept it i don't know what your answer you're fishing for. There isn't an answer. I'm not fishing for a fucking answer. Just tell the truth. Well, there was one time I was talking about my hair thinning, and people were like, well, quit coloring your hair. I'm like, that's really ruining your hair. You cannot tell me that everybody my age is not coloring their hair. Right. And I blatantly went, I'm not ready to go go gray yet right i'm not what the the part that i was thinking of what you did it wasn't a right or wrong answer but what you did was you instead attacked you would you you attacked your lifestyle yeah is what you did so can you i know what. I fucking live with you. So for the people that don't know what it is, or maybe don't see you or haven't seen pictures of before and now, can you tell what it is when I say that, what that means? Other than attacking me with a baseball bat. I'm assuming you're talking about losing 40 pounds, starting to run, lifting weights. Stop. What? It's not what I'm assuming. Just tell them what, in your opinion, you did, how you attacked the lifestyle. There's no right or wrong answer for me. If we're interviewing me and what I need to do. We're not interviewing you. I just want you to tell them. Fuck. God. I'm fucking super proud of you and what you've fucking done. And you're like fucking. she didn't do a fucking thing. That's what it is. Seriously, never mind. Thanks for coming to the show tonight, kids. It's been real. God, I'm super proud of you. Why are you being put on the spot to try to figure out what you're wanting for an answer? I'm not wanting anything. I'm wanting you to be honest and tell them what you did. Because you made the decision. Nobody asked you to. Nobody hounded you. I wasn't going, you look like shit. What are you going to do about it? Or people were going to tell you that you were fucking nasty. Or people weren't wanting to hang out with you. You made the decision to do... Go. Start planning rehearsal times. Just saying. You keep saying that, but you never do it. Because I keep thinking you'll figure out. I just want you to be honest. So go ahead and just go with. Just tell them how you feel. I felt like a miserable old fat blob. And I decided that I needed to change. Don't be bad to me when you say it. I i didn't make you feel that fucking way so look at the camera so they can see that you felt that if that's how you didn't enable it actually you know what i did enable no you didn't i kind of because i didn't make i didn't make healthy changes changes and so in turn it's not like you were surrounded by me going, well, I'm going to eat lettuce and be super healthy. Yeah, no, that was torture. You fought through all that shit on your own, so I kind of did. So go ahead. You'd kind of yell to me what the answer was, but if you want to tell them more what it was, that'd be great. I got fed up with how I look and said I need to change. So I researched weight loss things and then decided to train for a half marathon. Did that. Lifted weights. Yoga. Lots and lots of yoga. So I have to balance. Got a boyfriend and only rode a bike, so we get a bike. No, but you found a system, a series of systems, right, that worked for you. And let me tell you, when you you hit menopause it kind of derails everything so i'm glad i was doing the journey i was doing when i hit it or else i would have been totally gone the opposite direction and there were times that the temptation was there to fucking give up i'm gonna assume well i know i mean i know i wanted bad enough that no so yes there's times you want to cheat but it's not really cheating it's it's given into what you want right so you don't go all ape shit when you reach where you want to be right right well and so that we had done through the years we've done diets we've done you have you had done half marathons before. What, like, probably like a 10-year gap between the last few? Well, no, I've run, I ran four, and then the fifth one was within a 10-year time frame. So it's been probably like five years since the last one. But I think, and you have to correct me, but you have never never and we've been getting our 30 years you've never been as dedicated to i mean you you don't i don't want to say you don't take days off because because everybody does but you like you may take a day or a couple days but then you're right back on it you do you you don't take the time off you don't go well and skip it for like a week and a half two weeks or something like that you this last okay so after kwn i actually took two weeks off of not doing anything because i was fucking exhausted but you were still okay well you were you quit doing your exercise stuff but you didn't quit eating no healthy the the eating healthy that was just a lifestyle change and you have to adapt it and it's in your everyday life now right because if it's not then you'll just go right back to where you were old patterns and you and you have and okay so the compliment it's like giving into the that cigarette smells so good I want that cigarette where yesterday I hit three years of not having one.
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker3: Tomorrow's three years since you had your nut taken out.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So that's right. So that means I actually hit mine already this weekend.
Speaker2: Yeah. I forgot it. Yeah.
Speaker1: That's how long it's been since I quit smoking.
Speaker2: I forgot.
Speaker1: I thought it had been three years.
Speaker3: It came up on my Facebook memory.
Speaker1: It's three years since I had my nut.
Speaker2: Yeah. So.
Speaker1: Zempik. Oh, that's horrible for you. That's got some really bad reviews. Here's the thing. You even carried it over. We've carried it over into the lifestyle, which has been cool because we created the Healthy Chasma page. And actually, you have 100% really, I mean, I'm an admin on there too for just whatever reason. But whereas I've been all over the board, and I'm still, that's something I struggle with mightily because I'm an idiot. But I still manage to smoke, so that's pretty good for me because I smoke more than you did. but you've really taken that and you've been you've kept that going and you've embraced that so even like a crazy one of nights we had the paio class and crazy summer nights last year we had the three 3k or just shy of 3k we'll have something like that again do you think and i ask this because we were talking about the other day so we so we cheated. We talked about the fact, your confidence. You were talking about your confidence, how much, just through the lifestyle, your confidence has improved. In that 11, 12-year time span, since the last, what would you say? How long have you been doing this, really? Since about three months after you turned 50, right? Did you really tackle it? Started the whole lifestyle change? Yeah. No, it was December 28, 2022. Okay. No, 21. Okay, so do you feel that your confidence is jacked up even more because of the other changes you've made now? Yeah. Great. Thank you one more answer i guess i guess the thing is is that in the grand scheme of things has it been worth it not just when you want it when you look in the mirror and you go wow okay i like how i look but has it been worth it the mornings that you're tired than when you're sore the the when you are you don't feel like it yeah when you're when we eat out maybe we get McDonald's and you eat half a cheese you eat half a happy meal and or we get a we splurge and get an egg McMuffin and you eat half of it is it has it been worth it has the payoff to you been worth it? Yeah, very much so. Do you ever? No, you're going to interview me, you're going to get a yes and no question. But the question is, do you ever fucking, would you ever take, if you, I don't fucking know, I don't have a question because you're not answering any fucking thing. I am answering, I'm doing yes and no but damn it oh my god the mental health aspect has been great for all of us here and at casbah so okay so self-confidence
Speaker3: in the lifestyle when we first joined the lifestyle i would not walk into a room first right i always made you walk in first i would not walk in blind room first. Right. I always made you walk in first. I would not walk in blindsided of, where's the bathroom? You know, because you're taller than I am. You can scope it out so I don't look stupid like I don't know where I'm going. Right? Yep. Yep. That was even just going into a gas station. That was just life, yeah. That was just life. So then we get thrown into this, into the spotlight part of it and i've had to fake a lot of it and then there's times where i walk in i hold my head up and i'm like you fucking got this rock it used to be nervous all the time i'm not nervous now fuck it right right yeah you get me up and say here sing okay i'll be nervous and i'll probably freak the fuck out but i'm not because i can't do that right right you can but you don't know um but that's that's changed that way now i have more confidence in how i look and how i feel right i have more energy than i did before i'm not always falling asleep everywhere going oh my god when are we going to go home
Speaker1: Thank you. confidence in how i look and how i feel right i have more energy than i did before i'm not always falling asleep everywhere going oh my god when are we gonna go home they took a c-pad with you to do that except when we record then you yawn the fuck out but that's okay well because this is kind of boring up since four no you know i get kind of tired pussy i did they didn't have any work for me to do so i sat there and scanned documents all fucking day and then the second half of the day i did nothing but answer phones that was barely ringing so i was bored to death so so how did it affect okay so because i didn't get to sit in on it the cool thing and what i don't want anybody to mistake with this, this is not like some health lecture. No. Because everybody, again, we say all the time, everybody's journey is different, like whatever. But for you, it was all tied into your mental wellness as well. So when we did, at KWN, we did the women's meet and greet, which public speaking is not you do great but it's not you would prefer generally that's usually what i do and you had to because i couldn't i wasn't even in there because that was the whole thing was women only do you think in all honesty could you have done that at 47 no not without hating you and then i want to kill me forever right and and i didn't know what i was gonna say and i kind of had lined up what i was gonna say and then my phone rang at the beginning of it and i threw it for a total loop and then it was more like okay let's mingle but it the the key is is that i guess the part that i think is so it's inspirational is that it at 50 years old 51 years old you put the work in well you have to say the fucking age sorry you have to say it so people understand you put the work in it wasn't easy it's not easy it's not supposed to be easy life isn't easy but it the the benefits so you felt the benefits in the lifestyle i guess here's a question i don't know the answer there's not a right or wrong answer just answered honestly just overall has the confidence you've gained in a lifestyle even before this transformation carried over into your real life into reality
Speaker3: I think so only because only because
Speaker2: said with true
Speaker3: confidence
Speaker1: and conviction
Speaker2: no no no no
Speaker3: no shut the fuck up no I say I say that because sometimes it's old age and you get to a point where you don't give a shit Thank you. True confidence and conviction. No, shut the fuck up. No. I say that because sometimes it's old age and you get to a point where you don't give a shit. Right. So I'll say what's on my mind. I don't give a fuck if you like it or not. You sure will, pumpkin. You know, I'm cracking jokes at work that are probably inappropriate and probably get me in trouble. But HR is right there and she doesn't give a shit either. Right. It's like, okay.
Speaker1: And you know your husband would not be disappointed if you got fired at all. You know, just saying. Well, I mean, the thing is that this is the part of it that I think we all have. There's a benefit. Is it easy for me to walk up to somebody I don't know and say hi and introduce myself is it it's still hard it's supposed to be though it's supposed to be well you know everybody has anxiety to some degree yes it's called nerves yes we're all nervous and you're you're it's it's a defense mechanism it's it, it's like a pain. It's why your finger hurts when you touch something hot. It's to protect you. Right. It's supposed to. Johnny Carson, every night he walked out to the star, Davey, was always nervous. He was always nervous. And any time he wasn't, it's when the show was fucking bomb. I mean, it i mean that it's if it's an outgoing person like um what was it when crazy winter nights that thursday night we went to the bar there was a lot there was people well there's only a few people i didn't know most of them we did know right i wasn't scared to introduce myself i wasn't nervous because some of them put off an energy level that was approachable. Well, and let's face it. If that makes sense. You actually, I think you sell yourself short. But you actually, the thing is, is you're awesome at getting people that are being shy. Your confidence, and you've always had this. even though, even when we first started the whole cashing, you've always had it that your confidence and you've always had this even when we first started the whole chasm you've always had it that your confidence to go bring somebody in, to include somebody to bring somebody's bopping, grab them to dance to go get people that are shy to get them involved that's been there it's very cool to watch now to see how much higher your level of confidence is it's always cool to watch people get to grow i mean that's we were talking about this the other day when we're eating about the fact that it's it's about constant growth like if you don't grow as a person you basically die inside you have to grow and to, the challenge, I think, and you have to tell me, if you could do it differently, if you could go back and we were looted and you could have went and just got, you could have just went and magically had some magic procedure and had everything done. No work. No work. You go in one day, next day you come out, you're totally exactly where you're at right now. Looking back, would you take that route? A long time ago, I always said I'd go have lipo and shit done. I didn't say a long time ago. Right now, looking back, would you take that route? You can answer it honestly.'t know i probably still would have but you but i wouldn't have learned anything from it right so that's why i don't think looking back now i think you understand the value of the journey i just would have kept looking at it as a as an easy way out right and i don't think because it doesn you healthier to do that? No, I don't think you ever wanted that.
Speaker3: When you started to do this, you weren't looking for an easy way out.
Speaker2: Shit, I want to be like a super buff bodybuilder. 60-year-old.
Speaker3: Well, not super buff because too much is a little gross.
Speaker2: But I always wanted that.
Speaker3: In her opinion. In my opinion, yes, I don't like all the veins and stuff on a female.
Speaker1: Yucky and yums. There we go. Oops. But, you know, I just couldn't get past the eating part. Do you see the value in the journey? That's the biggest thing. It's like, it reaches a point where the journey, and everything to do with the lifestyle, the journey is what's most important. See, that's the thing. As I'm watching people deal with the AIDS thing, and I fight it myself, right, is that the journey has to be what's most important. Because are you done? Are you right where you want to be right now? You know the answer to that. I know I know the answer to that. No, not even close. So the thing is, is that. Well, kind of close. Will you ever get to the point where you're done and you go, I can stop now? And the answer is no. You can't ever stop. Right, because then it maintains and all the rest. So it's the journey is the value, right? And so and that's the struggle i mean that's the struggle that we all have i think my thing is is that people don't understand it's okay to struggle in the journey right because in the grand scheme of things i don't think everybody that i've ever met in the last 11 years that have And, I mean, rock on if it works for you to do the, you know, the procedures all the way across the board. It has never changed the fact that people went, I love exactly how I look. It's perfect. I've never heard that in my entire life. Because I don't't think of anybody there's always going to be something about yourself you dislike right so the the right so the thing is is that's where there's not the magic pill right i mean that's the problem that i have is there there's not the magic pill all the way through uh thank you my confidence has improved so much since this past weekend with being in a lifestyle and actually listening to others.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Becky went out on a limb. She wore something she wasn't normally done. And you know what? That's the journey. That's the coolest part of this. And I'm telling you, all of us as we get older, if we're all willing to just fucking understand that we can't stop it, so we need to embrace it, but we can twist it, we can control it, I'm going to go ahead. fucking understand that we can't stop it so we need to embrace it but we can we can twist it we can control it that's the answer why are you looking at me like that why why you you've got this look like like i just said something really stupid did i no you sure yeah positive yeah I just think it's funny. I think it's funny that as, you know, Madonna's a multi-millionaire. Probably almost a billionaire. Something like that. Loaded. She has fame. She has fortune. She has everything. But she couldn't. What she didn't have, what she doesn't have, is self-help. Why did she do it? Why did any of them do it? I don't know if it was to make herself look younger. I honestly, I don't know why people do it. I don't know. I mean, obviously, yes, it's it's addictive for one but it's part of it is a mask and it's it's hiding here let's ask cole some questions let's let's dig into cole do you ever get nervous absolutely do you get nervous when you stand up in front of people and talk? Absolutely. Absolutely, I get nervous. Even when you cry? Even when I cry. If I know I'm going to be emotional, it's even harder. Yeah. What people don't ever see is they don't ever see if it's a big enough thing that there's a really good chance if you go find me about 10 minutes before, 20 minutes before, you'll probably find me fucking puking my guts out okay why do you wear black i wear black because it makes me look skinny and i hide behind it are you going far away no i know what the answer is i mean why do you wear boots because it makes me taller because it makes me my cowboy my heels give me uh a sense of of height and a sense of power well it gives you like an extra inch and it the way they clack. Yes. The way they clack. They don't clack. They make noise when you walk. When they walk because it causes people to know you're coming. And you can dictate how people will react to you based on how loud your boots clack when you walk. Is that why you walk heavy?
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: You shouldn't do that.
Speaker2: That's exactly.
Speaker1: When I want people, when I want to get through Walmart,
Speaker2: I know. Right?
Speaker1: I sound like a fucking tap, a pissed off tap dancer coming down there, clack. And people hear the speed and obviously I'm not like, clack.
Speaker2: It's not like a light clack.
Speaker3: We really scare people at Walmart when he goes, get on. And what that means is get on the cart and hold on while he pushes it.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: And so we look hilarious going through the store, and he's hauling ass, and people are getting the fuck out of the way. Laughing, but they're getting the fuck out of the way.
Speaker1: Why do I wear my capes, my big long coat, my big coat? Because when I go, it looks like.
Speaker3: Say it could be Darth Vader.
Speaker1: Batman. Because when I go, when I move fast, it flares out like a cape i know and it's intimidating power uh okay jim asked why do you put straws in your nose here's what's really funny you want to know the honest answer to that why because it just came up on my facebook memory i well no you know because here's the thing people go they see those pictures they wonder why you know oh i know why you do that yeah yeah no because here's the thing is that if you're laughing if you're laughing you can't you can't hurt me you can't attack me you can't anything i control you if you're laughing if you're laughing i'm in control always when i sold cars when you when you do sales and if if you know people are really good at sales they'll they'll tell you that if if i can get you to smile and to laugh i have complete control of you all the time all the time always so in a bar setting i can i used i don't do it anymore really i haven't done for a while now it's some drug just full time sakes but to make people laugh that's whys. Yep. The thing is, is 90% of everything we do is part of, uh, it's part of the, it's part of the, the fucking, it's, it's an image. If you don't believe you've created an image, you're bullshitting yourself until someone comes up and starts scratching your back. Yes. Then I kind of go into cat mode cause then it just feels good. But the thing is, is that's, that's part of the lifestyle. That's part of life in general, but that's part of the lifestyle is you create an image. The problem is, is what people believe is they don't believe that they have that image. And, and look, it doesn't matter who you are everything about creating an image is it's a shell now let's give a better analogy for the lifestyle it's a condom everything you fucking do everything when you when you pick your outfits based upon what looks best when you pick how your hair is gonna look if you pick what color lipstick looks best, what one makes your eyes pop the most, what nail polish looks best, how your nails are shaped. Which one shows your boobs better. Which one shows your ass better. Which one doesn't show your gut as much. Which one distracts with your scarves. All of that is that it's one, you're putting on a giant, real life, naked gun sort of body condom. Because what you're trying to do is you're going to protect yourself. You're going to make sure that the only thing anybody sees is exactly what you want them to see. You control it. You control the narrative. The difference is, is that some people like me, I know exactly what I'm doing. I understand that I'm putting on a condom and I'm controlling the narrative. Some people, like me, I know exactly what I'm doing. I understand that I'm putting on a condom and I'm controlling the narrative. Some people think that they're just trying to make themselves look prettier. They're just trying to make themselves feel comfortable. No, you're not. You're trying to protect yourself. That's why in the lifestyle we talk all the time about people's honesty and why that's such bullshit. because everything about the lifestyle and how we interact with people, most of the people, especially early on in the process is a lie the reason theme parties are so big in the lifestyle is because why do some people love halloween because you get to dress up and not be you so the thing is is if i can hide behind leather and lace or i can hide behind santa claus thank you bitch or i can hide behind whatever i mean it used to be when i would when we would go when i would wear my kiss makeup it was awesome i got to be gene simmons for a day and people treated you different and whatever because and that's that's that whole thing and so theme parties the the best party seriously if you really want to meet people and it's ideal for true like sport fucking and true meet people no theme or a theme like the one that whispers have a little black dress right there there is nothing to hide behind you don't get to hide here you're exposed
Speaker2: I'll see you next time. seem like the one that whispers have a little black dress there is nothing to hide behind
Speaker1: you don't get to hide here you're exposed if you can do that if you can fucking do that if you can allow yourself one fucking night to totally be exposed and be vulnerable you know what that sexy as fuck. And that is the scariest reality. 17 dicks in a room. Your dick not working with 17 hot girls. There's nothing as scary as actually standing there and being 100% exposed. The reason I hate walking around naked. The serious reason. The challenge I have with Crazy Summer Night is I am 100% I have nothing to hide behind. I can't hide behind my cowboy boots. I can't hide behind all black. I can't hide behind the image. I can't hide behind any of it. I'm completely exposed. I'm completely vulnerable. That's the truth. And that's what, if you are willing to do that in a lifestyle, try it. I dare you. Becky, I'm going to, Becky, you're listening right now. I'm going to give you a huge compliment. What Becky did at this party, because she had it on for a couple hours, what she did at that party was she absolutely made herself completely vulnerable she changed her life she just didn't know she just leveled up that's how it worked when we walked when you made me and all these people fucking made me because i said it on the podcast and i had to follow through with the naked walk at ksn it forced me to level up i couldn't escape i wanted to and if only like two people would have shown up i i would have found a way to escape i was hoping somebody was going to need something there was going to be some emergency but all of a sudden there's all these people i couldn't't escape. Nope. And the thing was is everybody, I had said it, so everybody expected it.
Speaker2: And that's what it's about. So here's my challenge, people. Are you willing to expose yourself that way? Go out of your comfort zone? I think that the coolest part of what we have seen through the years in lifestyle is that we have got to we've been fortunate to get to witness moments like these brief moments in people's lives right so just just like getting to see becky make that step just like getting to see some other people that walk naked for the at ksn getting to see and we've seen we've seen a lot of those moments over the last 11 or 12 years we have not to mention we've seen it ourselves and we've had to do it for me when you were not getting to see it but when you had to go in and not ready to kill me for having to go in and do that presentation that was huge because i know that was a that's not a comfort zone and what was funny where it showed was when you had to do the award ernie's award because you were like a natural because you had leveled up and that's fucking cool. I did it the year before on a whim. Well, you did it then because you were like a natural artist, because you had leveled up. And that's fucking cool. I did it the year before on a whim. Well, you did it then because you were fortunate.
Speaker1: It was either that or just watch dinner and watch me just fucking look like an idiot. But that's what's so cool. We've been fortunate to get to see that. That's the part that if... This is why we don't have as many listeners as other shows do, because we're going to talk about sex. You got laid this weekend. There you go. So there you go. Now we're finishing talking about sex. But this is the type of shit. This is the type. But this is the type of shit that, like, what the lifestyle is. This is why, when people go, the lifestyle is dirty and wrong and all that bullshit, this is why they're so fucking wrong.
Speaker2: Because you cannot be in this any length of time at all and not level up. You just, I mean, seriously, think about all the people we've known through the years that either, you just can't.
Speaker1: It's not possible.
Speaker2: Because this, the lifestyle will be terrifying if you never, if we were still the same people that we were sitting outside smoking 75 000 cigarettes before we went into a meet and greet yeah god i'd like a cigarette before no i wouldn't but before that meet and greet there's no way would have lasted this long into this shit well it would it would literally suck ass it would be like this is the most horrific thing in the world just saying yeah you know i don't know um wife who's very nervous when she's in the shadow box thank you miss amanda there that but that's another prime example now it's cool to be able to get to help people so that's that's to get to be a part of okay so we'll at least explain it. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker1: You explain. Because Cole mentioned my addiction to whipped cream. Yeah.
Speaker3: They asked if I would lick whipped cream off of her boobs.
Speaker1: Yep.
Speaker2: And I'm like, sure, why not? Well, can we take pictures or film it? Yep. Yes, absolutely. And let's be clear.
Speaker1: They had said they would pick up the whipped cream and you could have the rest of the can. And you did not do it. You did not do it just for the rest of the can. No, no. Because I was actually giving it to people. Right. All around the party. Whoever was there, I'm like, you want some whipped cream? Right straight into their mouth. But she sat there on the bench. He stood behind her. I straddled her legs with mine. He pulled her dress down, held her boobs out, and then I licked it off. Yep. Twice. Yep, you did. And she was nervous about it. I don't know why she was nervous. I videotaped it. I was a camera guy. I haven't seen the video of it. I was a camera guy. You were. I did a good job. No, but that's what's... So that's the part of the lifestyle now. This is... The cool part is as you keep leveling up, is helping other people that aren't on the same... Aren't there yet. And helping. So like for this brief moment in time,
Speaker2: you...
Speaker1: You know, that was a huge step for her. She leveled up. It's a huge... anytime you get to help somebody else level up that's a huge fucking that's an honor like you know so there's the thing that everybody if you're listening to this and and people go you know how do you make the lifestyle better well what you do is you you be that you be that person for somebody else remember what when you were there and be be somebody to help support to help somebody else level up because you're going to find is it will push yourself it will fucking push you to continue to improve and get better fucking here am i it will continue to to push you to get better. But there's a whole new level of community when you see somebody do that. And when you've been in this long enough, like we know people that have been in this way longer than we have, I can't imagine when we hit the 20-year mark and you look back at all the people we will have watched transition. It's kind of like, I don't want to say watching kids because that sounds derogatory. It's not. But it's, I mean, you're literally kind of, you're watching somebody grow through the process at their own pace, on their own adventure, right? And you were able to basically provide a little bit of the support to help make it possible. We never did. No one else's response for anybody else's growth. You're just there to cheer them on like it's like a marathon you know obviously people stand there clapping does it gives you energy as a runner not because what would give me more energy is if they would run part of it for me that would be better but it doesn't work that way but it but it it helps corny put be someone else's wingman or wingwoman that That's exactly right. Just don't ever forget that it's kind of a marathon, not a sprint, and to be there and to help people. I don't know. It's very cool. Isn't it funny that a celebrity that I want to fuck that now I no longer want to fuck? I used to say I would fuck her in front of my mom and dad on the hood of a car if i had to and it was really disappointing like one of my i feel like part of my childhood at 50 died because it's just like when she came out i'm like at first when she first saw picture i had to ask who the fuck that was i was like who is that fucking damn yeah she didn't just poof up her lip She poofed up the... What's the section between your lip and your fucking nose? Oh, I forgot what it's called. It's like the snot catcher. That's probably not the official term for it. She even... You know what she looks like she's done? She looks like she took a vacuum. A really big one. Stuck it on there and turned it on It's not just her lips Her whole head looks bigger
Speaker3: She had injections All along Because her face Was sunken in Because she was So thin
Speaker2: Yeah
Speaker3: And it's not
Speaker1: And now she looks like A fucking Macy's Day parade
Speaker3: It's like they poofed up All of her wrinkles And her face To make it bigger
Speaker2: Yeah
Speaker1: That's natural looking
Speaker3: No She doesn't look Any form of natural
Speaker1: Now all I can do Is jack off your old videos Fuck Anyways
Speaker3: Darn it
Speaker1: Luckily you're the same height
Speaker2: As her
Speaker1: Thank you. No, she doesn't look any form of natural. Now all I can do is jack off your old videos. Darn it. Luckily, you're the same height as her. She's two inches taller. You need a hat. Part of your journey needs to be hats, because you look really hot in hats. Oh, so I'm going to throw this out here. So you guys all know we're planning something. I approached her. We're doing something totally different, because Miss Amanda is still growing in her journey. And so what she is doing, what is that? Filtrum. The Filtrum, it has rum in it. She filters out snow. Is Miss Amanda, we will be announcing when we're going to reach out to a buddy of ours that owns a strip club. And we are going to have a night that where Miss Amanda, because she's never done this before, we're going to have a night. This is Cole's suggestion. We're doing this. So the plan is this, is that we're going to see about having a night, like a busier night, and have Miss Amanda work one night at a strip club because Miss Amanda is an incredible dancer. And if any of you are at the party watched her dance or any of you have been out, everybody watched her dance because she's fucking fluid as fuck. She should have been a stripper. She's hot as a stripper. And so, this goes right along with the whole porn thing. So, is going to do a, do a, one, one full night at a strip club. So we're going to, I'm going to work on that, getting that before we go to vegas put together so that and we will announce that because i think and i hope that everybody will come out fucking hearts i hope that people will come out and support her because it's something new and uh it's only gonna be a one-time thing it's gonna be a one-time thing it's just gonna be a one-time thing life is about experiences right so this would this would be an experience and i think that uh i think that you will feel incredibly sexy and amazing uh after you do it I don't So, that's an FYI. So, with that being said, so be watching. It'll be on our page. If you're not part of our Facebook page, you need to get there, or we'll also put that on our crazycasma.com page. Don't forget, real quick before we go, birthday bash. Please get your tickets to the birthday bash, March 11th. We will be announcing when we get back from Vegas, we are going to have some sort of meet and greet on Friday before. So, that's free. So, we also got the links because we've got uh the hotels which are nice hotels different hotels and long-term contracts with the hotels so uh but get go to crazy casbah.com get your birthday bash tickets don't wait we have a max 250 people that can fit in the room uh so if we have enough interest in enough folks we'll actually do a party bus from the hotels to the party and back for safety reasons. Obviously, and be watching while I put the stuff with Miss Amanda, because that all worked out for her dancing night. It'll do great. So there you go. So again, shout out to our sponsors, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com uh take them out three million readers can't be wrong make it habit today to check out their latest editions their latest editions every single month nightcaps.com again don't forget to put nightcap10-casma inc in the promo code and get your 10 discount i don't trust your safety when it's safety someone love to someone else, make sure you get a nightcap to drink, spiking, prevention, scrunchie. And finally, nomorewetspots.com. Check them out and get your no more wet spot blanket. Obviously they work. We've got a lot of folks who can tell you how great they are. And if you put full swap in the promo code, you get a 10% discount as well with your no more wet spot blanket. With that being said, kids, I appreciate you listening. We appreciate you checking us out on our YouTube channel. You can follow us on YouTube and see us live there. Follow us on FullSwapRadio. You can follow us on Twitter also, at TruthCrazy. And you send us emails at crazy.casma at gmail.com so doing the only way I know how, doing the only way I want to, we will be doing probably some live updates on our page from Vegas this weekend doing the only way I know how, Casma style out
Speaker3: bye