Krazy Truth #237 Wait it is still cheating?

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your hoho host with the most coal i'm here with the lovely and lovely kind of tiny miss amanda hey and we're here to jingle our bells to spread knowledge about stuff and things now if you're just listening to this this makes no sense you have no understanding you're like what why what have they been drinking again it's calling the fucking magic powder again is he high maybe but no but if you're on youtube you'd be seeing this right now i'm in my real santa hat and miss amanda is not in a real elf outfit but naked she is just saying so we're here to channel it too late and whatnot because it's what we do this is we're coming to the close to the end to the the finish line it's in sight dun go seabiscuit go of season five how the fucking louya this season just wouldn't stop good lord we didn't record last week so it shouldn't be that big a deal this week. The second time in five years. Wow. I'm like the U.S. Postal Service.
Speaker2: I will.
Speaker1: Nothing stops me until less. I just don't give a fuck. Anyways, so, yeah, no, we didn't record last week. But this is still season five for a few short weeks more. Episode 237. 237. Do you realize what you just did on camera? How many health violations you fucked up right there? What about little kids that are watching this? You put your dick in my mouth and it's a concern that I cough on you? And now you're worried about this? A lot of people put their dick in your mouth. That's the reason it's a concern. I've had tongues down my throat. It doesn't mean I can't cough on you. Yeah, but the thing is, I'm just telling you, what about for the people watching, we talk about all these things, and you're like, I've got to cough. I can race it one or two directions. Look, here's somebody. And then you don't even cover up. Look, you don't put a dick in your mouth, and then turn around and go, okay, which, by the way, I I got a funny story about that. We're going to tell, because I surprised people. I was in rare form this weekend. This show is going to be different. We're going to try this. We're going to see if this new format works. We just tell stories. Just kidding. But we do tell stories. But we're here. We're ready. We're live. We're kicking ass. 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So, alright, so we've had all kinds of fucking craziness going craziness craziness if you're a friend of mine on facebook you got to see me all mechanical mechanical stroking out mechanicalized yesterday as i had my first i got miss amanda an early christmas present is what i did for the last 28 of our 30 years together i've been listening to her rag and babble and bitch and complain about the fact that i snore like a fucking sailor uh and that i stopped breathing I'm sure. I can't sleep you asshole uh anyways and and people that we have fucked we've went on trips with and fucked have said you've got a sleep apnea oh my god you snore a ton you quit breathing all night long people that i've just fucked and hung out in the hotel i woke up from surgery and a nurse like oh my god you have sleep apnea no before you went back she goes does he have do you have sleep apnea and i put not diagnosed and she goes okay and then she comes back and she goes oh yeah he's got it bad so i went so i did i i passed the home the quiz part you do at the doctor's office i passed it so well they said't even need to come in. We're going to give you equipment to take home and you do this. Now, I don't sleep. For those of you who know me, I don't sleep at all. And I about died when he goes, you have to wear this minimum of six hours. And I'm like, he doesn't sleep six hours. You don't have to be asleep six hours. You just have to wear it six hours. So we got me all hooked up. Don't worry. It won't stick to your chest there. That's a lie. Ow. Whatever. We had the breathing thing in my nose. The whole fucking, so it's major and everything. Whatever. I slept for a whopping three hours last night. Needless to say, they did the initial reading of it today. So the guy calls me. She goes, hey, we're with the sleep department the sleep department which by the way when you drop your shit back up up up at the hospital at the sleep study area and you ask them if they have a continental breakfast like i don't they don't think it's near as funny as you do just on that out there just saying anywho uh they said hey we've got some results you have some time of course i'm being a smart ass dick i'm like let me guess do i have sleep apnea and she's like yes and then she goes no you have extreme sleep apnea so apparently the standard or the appropriate normal person maybe stops breathing five or less times in the course of a night for short little increments. Mine was a tad bit higher. This is how he explained it to me on the phone. Yes, just a bit higher. So I apparently stopped breathing 53 times an hour is what I paced out at last night. So basically, I would breathe like eight minutes out of the entire entire hour or some shit i mean it was a little more than that but it was i i overachieved i excelled uh so there in 10 days i will be getting hooked up with the whole fucking uh rigamarole and shit so i i'm hoping our thought is is that maybe uh when the people see that they're like Ooh let's move him to the front of the line so apparently when i finally do get this i have 30 years of like tired all fucking shoved into you're probably gonna sleep for 24 hours probably so if you want to fuck me now you have to fuck me with my darth vader stuff on no because you shouldn't be falling asleep while you're fucking well no i'll have it on and but the thing i just think well just think about this if if apparently what everybody's yammering me about is you'll have less chronic pain because i have chronic pain in my hands really bad you will have like everything in my life will be better because it starts with sleep so what i'm kind of on that means is that means I'm going to be able to fuck like a raging fucking teenager. So if I can fuck better, if my dick is better with more air and my lungs are better with more air and my partner can share the air occasionally and is better with more air, I'm putting this fucking contraption on. Hop on this penis and go for a ride, bitches, because we're going to breathe our way right to orgasms galore that means you can squirt all over me you won't even be able to waterboard my ass at this point in time so i'm very excited so if you would like to fuck you're not excited if you would like to fuck darth vader or some other whatever game i end up playing call me maverick whatever i end up playing with this whole fucking thing uh but apparently i will be snorkeling uh at all times when i'm uh when i'm uh sleeping so so apparently this explains why when i would be tired before i would have a man to take me for car rides like a dog and i would roll the window down and put my head out you know it's such a nice day can you drive i just want to sleep a little bit yep and apparently all the oxygen being shoved down my fucking gullet just got me off so i don't know apparently ladies if you have had sex with me uh that was listen to bob and tom they have a song about fucking with a c-pad on perfect uh ladies if you have had sex with me my penis will be bigger I'm just saying
Speaker3: You'd be pumped with air
Speaker1: Yeah I mean I can't say I may look like a Macy's. Now I won't be fat. I'll just be full of hair. I'll just be fluffy. So there you go. So these are the exciting things. So we've got that going on. So we're old. Yeah. Well, one of us is. The guy going in there was like this little itty-bitty beanpole, really young.
Speaker3: I'm like, what the fuck are you doing in there?
Speaker1: Oh, now, wait a minute, wait a minute. There was one guy that looked like that going in there. Because the elevators we thought were going to be broken. And there were three other guys that made me look tiny. And I'm not tiny.
Speaker3: So we get there, and the security guard was really buff and kind of cute, even with a mask on. He goes, well, you know.
Speaker1: Well, I'm glad to know you were worried about my health at that moment in time. Hey, you want to go fuck?
Speaker3: We were going for an appointment to take shit home.
Speaker2: You're fine.
Speaker3: So we get up there and he goes, well, you know, they're resetting the elevator. So, you know, try it. If it doesn't work, then, you know, give it 10 minutes. Try it again.
Speaker1: If that doesn't work, then we'll just call him and tell him to come get you. It's on the sixth fucking floor, bitches. Sixth floor. We tried. It doesn't work. We tried. It doesn't work. And he's like, well, you know, we might have to call him. And I hope you don't mind walking six flights of stairs. And, of course, I'm like, not at all in my brain. I'm going, mother fuck, I can't stay awake at a traffic light. You i'm gonna make it up six flights of stairs perfect uh but okay if you know me i'm not a small man well no i'm i'm six we actually had somebody in my santa suit tell me i needed to bulk up no i'm six foot tall i'm 290 pounds i'm not a small man uh there were three other guys there that were also going for the sleep study that made me look tiny. I guarantee you they were fucking thrilled the elevator worked. No shit. I pushed the button and it went and I said, Who's getting on? We all move faster than a bunch of fat kids headed for a buffet. Before it closes. Now, when we were going up there, I said to Amanda, it's a really good thing I don't have to do a sleep study up here because I'd be like, so do you hook me up before I jack off to fall asleep or after? I guarantee they'd have kicked my ass out. Like, I'd be running around with no clothes on for like three hours because I don't sleep. Wait, they'd be like, are you ever going to lay down? Somebody would have doped me up. They'd have done like a little kid thing. Oh, have you had your, we don't want you to get sick, here's a melatonin.
Speaker3: I don't think they'd do that.
Speaker1: Well, they can't. don't sleep wait they'd be like are you ever gonna lay down somebody would dope me up they'd done like a little kid thing oh have you had your we don't want you to get sick here's a melatonin i don't think they do that well they could give you a melatonin but wait a minute hold on for a second think about this for a moment i like to fuck nurses i think nurses are hot in scrubs you're gonna put me in a building at night with nurses in scrubs did you see the people in that department we didn't see all of them i'd have wandered out of that department and seen what was lurking in some of the other departments i'd have found a hot nurse in a fucking scrubs and i'd been walking around going i think i'm lost can you take me back to bed trust me then they'd hook me up with oxygen i'd be like fuck like a rabbit anyways so soon i will be pain-free bigger dick and and the shows will be that much better because i will have air and you thought he had energy now wait till i'm rested uh okay so we had that going on so that was a lot of fun uh so something something new something different something exciting for the event so there had people tune out. They're like, oh, they're just babbling about shit. They're missing all the good shit. Because we got stories to tell.
Speaker3: What stories do we have to tell?
Speaker1: What do you mean what stories do we have to tell? Did we have fun this weekend or not?
Speaker3: Well, yeah. Oh, that story.
Speaker1: Oh, sorry.
Speaker4: Oh, that story.
Speaker1: So, okay. So, you know, people need to understand what you see here is really how i am in real life right and the shit that i do to you is the same shit i do to other people yes so we might have been engaged in a form of an activity that was hot yeah and and there was the discussion of the need for more liquid. Would have been lube. Would have been the appropriate word and um without even thinking without even thinking i went oh okay and spit you know what's really funny the reaction that She gives me when when i do that that must be a universal thing across the board because apparently that was the exact same reaction i got then too and i don't remember you spitting were you fucking there i was occupied no because at that point in time you're like oh my god you're fucking gross why would you just spit oh yeah so yeah so it's the same thing so don't worry if for some reason we're in some sort of activity and you're like oh it's dry it won't even faze me i just and i'll, and then I'll kill the moment. Just saying.
Speaker2: The fun we do.
Speaker5: Okay.
Speaker2: So, this is a cool day.
Speaker4: Is that how you're just really going to just leave it like that?
Speaker1: That was your story? I didn't just spit on her.
Speaker3: There was something that you said that you were going to mention in podcast that it was going to make a podcast. Is that it?
Speaker2: No. The spitting?
Speaker1: No, we're getting to that. So, today, okay, so we're recording on Tuesday. Tuesday night.uesday so the show comes out on thursday we're recording december 6th 2022 december 6th is an important day in our world because december 6th is the birthday of our youngest son so our dear dear precious little angel turns 24 today dear, dear, precious oldest angel turns 30 tomorrow, okay? Important stuff to know. The reason this story all ties in and why this is such a historic event right now is that you see, 30, 24 years ago at this very moment in time, in fact, it would have been an hour earlier than this.
Speaker3: No, it all started at 4.
Speaker1: Thank you. 30, 24 years ago at this very moment in time. In fact, it would have been an hour earlier than this. At this. No, it all started at four. I'm telling this fucking story. At this point in time, I worked at a bar. Okay. And I worked at a bar slash restaurant. And our oldest one, who was getting ready to have his sixth sixth birth i was getting there his sixth birthday it was a sunday and he was in kindergarten and so we were having his birthday party at the bar the bar was closed but it had great restaurant part where the kids could run and play and we could have games and all kinds of stuff now our our oldest child was a preemie. born three months premature so his due date wasn't supposed to be that day but whatever miss amanda is pregnant at that time with our youngest bundle of fucking joy who's not supposed to come for i think a week or two not a week something like that anyways the morning started off with huh i just don't feel quite right i could see something happening today no i said today or tomorrow and i said in a loving husbandy sort of way if you fucking leave me with 30 screaming kidney gardeners i'm gonna fucking kill you do not go into fucking labor today please because i care uh you, this is all before cell phones or anything like that. So we go down, and away the birthday party begins, and there's children everywhere, and they're filled with loudness and kitty yelling and screaming and all kinds of shit. Now, I was a bouncer at that bar, and the thing was I was looking forward to that night because back then there was a hooters in town and the hooters was having their christmas party december 6th it was going to start at 6 30 that evening it was a private party it was going to be fun we weren't swingers i think it started at seven we weren't swingers then but it was going to be fun and i was excited to work the said party because i like to work and provide for my family uh anyway so needless to say all of a sudden we're headed to we're finally to the cake part of the birthday party my dad just wanted a piece of cake i'll never forget that he was so excited to finally get a piece of My mom's helping me serve all these kids. Because somebody hasn't been feeling well for the last hour or two of the birthday party. She's sitting over with the other moms and a couple of the teachers. And I come up and I'm like, okay, how are we doing? Are you going to help me with this? What's going on? And she came out of the bathroom and she goes, I think I'm going to go to labor. No, I said, I think after this, I think we need to go to the hospital. We need to go to the hospital. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? So the other moms did a great job, and the teachers, they were like rounding kids up. I walked up with my mom, I said, she needs to go to the hospital. My dad had just got his piece of cake. He just scooped it up with his fork, it was right to his mouth, and my mom knocked the cake out of his hand and goes, Danny, we got to go, Amanda's got to go to the hospital. And then the whirlwind started. And so the people are getting the kids out. I don't have a cell phone. I have to wait for somebody to come get the keys to the bar. I'm trying to call somebody to come get the keys because, you know, there's a Hooters party coming up. My dad's just loading. They're just garbage. Everything's going in bags and up into their car. They leave, take Amanda to the hospital. I'm there with our middle one and our oldest one at the time. And it's snowing. It's a fucking snowstorm. I finally get a hold. Somebody comes down. Are you going to be back for the party? I'm like, maybe. I'm hoping at this point in time I'm going to be back for the party. But I'm excited because the birth of my child is on the way. Oh, boy. So we get in the car. I don't know. party i'm like maybe i'm hoping at this point in time i'm gonna be back for the party but i'm excited because the birth of my child is on the way oh boy so we get in the car the two oldest kids think we're dukes of hazard because it's like six inches of snow and we're screaming across down fishtailing all over snow flying it's it's it was insane i almost because this is our third one she squirts this little fucker out like nothing i almost almost miss the fuck. I get there. I mean, I'm only there like 45 minutes, and it's like, baby, ding. Now, baby, ding, happens at like 5.15. Yeah, it's like six. The party, there's plenty of time at this point in time for me to still make it to the party plenty of time and we're we're having that special moment where we hold our child and we look at our little bundle of joy that is here and and we coddle and and the and the little boy is sleeping and it's all cute and the other brothers have already seen the kid and they're all kinds of my mom and dad and it was just that moment of just her and I kind of laying there in the bed together holding this little bundle of joy, and I said, well, I said, how about I go ahead, because I'm scheduled to work, and we really could use the money, how about I go ahead and head on back to work? Oh, no, yeah, they'll be fine. We don't need the money that bad. Why don't you take the other two boys home and fuck there was no way out of it my mom and dad retired so they were excited to give us kids and in a way they they went so i went home with my boys and we played games or something about what we did but what we did not do we did not go to the hooters christmas party now if in hindsight if i had have taken the boys to the hooter christmas party it would they would have been warmly received by a whole bunch of girls because they were little i really kind of fucked that up needless to say i remind my youngest child every year that he owes me skanky 20 something year old pussy that could have been mine at the hooters christmas party thing Thing is, is 24 years later, he still won't let go. No, because the older I get, the more valuable that moment in time could have been.
Speaker3: Oh, whatever. We weren't even in the lifestyle.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Which brings me up to the topic of the night. Apparently, I learned today in our discussion that if you were to talk about an event that happened, if you're in the lifestyle now, where we fuck other people, happily, enjoyably, we even free range fuck other people now, and that's okay. If we were to bring up a story of fucking somebody before we were in the lifestyle, right, beforehand, even though we do it now, it would still be dubbed as cheating and you'd still be in trouble. We'd like to get your opinions on that. Do you feel... You're going to lose. There's not a... This isn't a win or lose sort of thing. You were talking about it on the way to dinner. It's not happening. It's not a win or lose sort of thing. The kids agree with me. Fuck the kids, okay? Their poor timing is fucked up more shit. No, it's not about winning or losing. It's about is it, is it. You remember every little detail of the story, but you can't remember what you did with the boys. Probably took them home and went to bed because it was like 9 o'clock by the time you left the hospital. Yeah, because once you said i couldn't go to the hooters party i didn't it felt like it would be very obvious i'm like okay well we'll just go ahead and go home now at six o'clock it'll look pretty suspicious but no let's get back to where we're going here is i want to know your opinions if if how is it cheating if because we weren't in the lifestyle then right but if we aren't now look at how many people we have fucked in the last 11 years since we have fucked way more people than i would have fucked that night at the hooters party you can't justify it it's like saying the guy guy goes okay so i had a guy today message me on fucking twitter and said but you know i just want to explore you know i have i'm in a sexless marriage and i just want to explore i said oh so what you want to do is you want to explore cheating and he goes pretty much so it's still cheating then because she doesn't know about it but but even if you agree to do it 20 years later but no you're not winning winning. But here's the thing. You're not winning. You know, you can talk to dead people. We know this. You have extreme, incredible gifts. And I kind of have some Jedi skill set. So the discussion had already started about swinging back then. We just hadn't reached the same agreement. No, we didn't. We hadn't worked the agreement part of it. No, okay, wait a minute. In my defense, no, no. Pre-children, we never talked about it. Bullshit. Because even back then, the rule was in place because you didn't suck dick back then. Agreed. The rule was, you said, and I never tried this. I would have that night, god damn it. You never tried this. You said, you said, if you can find somebody who wants to suck your dick, you can let them suck your dick. I don't care. I never put that in theory, but that night, I could have put that in theory. I don't believe you would have been like, oh, good, you got your dick sucked. Congratulations. No, actually, I would have been okay with that because I didn't suck it and you always handed me to. No, I don't think you would. You say that. And all you, okay, right now, all the guys on our fucking page are all like, it's cheating. We're totally, look you fuckers. I know you want in her pants. Stand aside with her.
Speaker5: It's not going to help.
Speaker1: Stick up for me. You seriously?
Speaker3: No, you're, you're. Good girl.
Speaker1: You're fucking.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I put it on my beard and I thought I had a beard or something. I'm like, where did that fucking come from? But it was on a holding chair. Because it didn't match mine. It wasn't that great. I'm like, where the fuck did this come from? I think I grabbed somebody's comb. It came on my brush. My brush and my beard. Okay. Anyway. Sorry. No, you can't. You jokingly are saying this, but you're just not. Okay. Well, how many of you? Okay. Then here's the question. How many of you actually believe when we were not in the lifestyle back then that little Miss Amanda would have actually been been totally okay if i had come home and said i got my dick sucked i did that night because she was in the hospital with sore vag haven't had a kid but some other night no seriously i was seriously okay with you getting your dick sucked by somebody else you say that but you hadn't experienced that and you really i didn't say how i i didn't know how i was I was going to react, but I think I would have been okay, because I was okay... You think? I was okay with the concept. You'd have been like, what does she look like? And if I'd be like, well, she was really hot and had big tints. Well, you're looking at that more, because she had my dick in her mouth. No, I wouldn't have said that. We looked at girls before. But not in the thought process of she's... No, if you would have ended up, you know, finger banger or fucking her, yeah, we would have had more of an issue, but sucking dick, I didn't care. Why would that have been? I wasn't finger... You weren't ending me finger banging, yeah? No. If I would have said that that was... I had to find the on switch, and that was the on switch to get my dick sucked. Just saying. Here's what's really funny. Okay, wait a minute. You're such a dork. Dan says, thanks for fixing that hair. It was bothering me, too. Larry, Amanda's Jedi mind trick. They're not the Hooters. These are not the Hooters you're looking for. Amanda didn't suck dick. Wow, she's made it for that last time. Yes, she has.
Speaker3: But keep in mind, the first time I sucked dick was yours.
Speaker1: And you said, oh, Amanda, I'm not going to be mean. I said thank you. I appreciated the effort, because I did, but you were horrible at it. We need to watch some porn. I think that would really help you. All I'm saying is you did not have the same self-esteem. It's easy with your self-esteem now, because now you're not jealous. It's easy with your self-esteem now to say, I would not have had a problem with it. If I had come home and went, hey, my dick's got slobberized.
Speaker3: No, because back then I saw sucking dick as a chore.
Speaker1: Like turning butter?
Speaker3: No, shut up. It's one thing when everybody goes, well, yeah, but okay, you might be broken, but you can suck dick. What do I get from it? I get absolutely nothing.
Speaker2: Self-serving.
Speaker1: I do not get well okay now i get really wet when i do it but you don't get off doing it and they're not getting you off while they're getting their dick sucked because they're so busy sucking dick that they're not you know mostly you're gonna do is get your head touched so you can slam it in there no but see now you're not a self-serving now i enjoy it now i enjoy with men and women now when you get drunk you just enjoy anything in your mouth you're just like you do there's nothing wrong with that you've you've found a new part that you enjoy that all i'm saying is is that i would have been okay i wish i could have believed that because there was a time when i lived in i know a lot of times you were like no i don't believe you no i don't believe you i don't i look i don't believe i remember being in houston well look what you missed out on me dumbass you have no idea trust me when i was in houston fucking texas i went there we just moved into our house i was there for what three four months you're without me yes did you really move into a house you lived in an apartment another co-worker yeah which is horrible and there and he was on an early form of tinder and he was this fucking old idiot guy fucking and The chicks were just, he was gettingly it's like oh my god and i purposely like avoided you got mad at me because you're like you always want to drink him because i'd go to the neighborhood a neighborhood bar and drink but i purposely would go over and never i purposely avoided getting myself anywhere in a situation that could even possibly even hopefully possibly maybe stumble into some sort of female interaction I'll see you next time. Purposely avoided getting myself anywhere in a situation that could even possibly, even hopefully, possibly, maybe stumble into some sort of female interaction. Yeah. And give me that opportunity now and let's see how that fucking works. Throw me in a foreign city for three months now. I would hope it's the same with you. Throw you in a foreign city for three months? Fucking rip that shit. I'm going to fuck my way to freedom. Yeah. But I'm just, you know. Yeah. I'm telling you what. I don't know. I get it. It's fun to hassle the kids. And it's fun to tell. I like to tell stories that are fun. And so it's always fun to tell stories about. That they ruin the Hooters party? The Hooters party. Because this will be something when they have kids or kids or whatever someday i can talk about how their dad ruined the hooters party and if they have an opportunity i certainly hope they do the same for them just just saying please feel free to cock block your father at some point in time in his life i'll appreciate it do it for your grandpa just saying oh hey we didn't uh health tip of the day i didn't get to do the health tip of the day okay do it okay so health tip of the day now quite honestly a lot of times people think my health tips are kind of fucking stupid but we we try to hit serious shit so i actually we had a member reach out to me um after recording the show after like last thursday end of the show, end of that week, last week, was not the type of guy that went to the doctor for regular checkups like he was supposed to, blah. Like a lot of us guys, we don't fucking do the checkups like we should. Got in a car accident, started to have some pain, and this car accident ended up saving his life. because his gallbladder and he ended up having emergency gallbladder surgery like it was gangrene and withered and attached to his liver it was starting to infect his liver and so he was like hey man he's like totally totally wanted me to to he asked me specifically to put the message out during our health tip of the week, our health tip of the day, to remember to even go get your regular, like your yearly wellness and your regular routine checks, and if you have a pain, don't wait, because as we get older, shit gets weird, and shit can go south. So there you go. So public service. Wow, look at you go. Look at me go okay uh brian just like when i told courtney one time joking during shark week she needed to get me a pen cheddar to fill in for her she said go for it i was so scared at the time to even think of doing anything of the sort honestly x came home from the gynecologist and said no sex for two weeks apparently what did what did the dentist say? Was there on the wrong response at the time? Yeah, just a smidge. Here's what's funny. Okay, there's a lot of people, and I'm going to assume, Brian, that your thing came before you were in the lifestyle as well, that wives put out there, you say that. You say, go for it or whatever whatever but guys for the most part for as much as the world likes to make all men or pigs most of us are pretty fucking scared to pull that fucking trigger i mean seriously we're like wait a minute what because we we would yeah yeah i think i think that's interesting i think you don't hear very many guys say well you know hey i don't feel Like, yeah. Yeah. I think that's interesting. You don't hear very many guys say, well, you know, hey, I don't feel like fucking that. Go get some dick. I mean, we don't say that if we're not in a lifestyle.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: So apparently, so what would we need to start?
Speaker3: A little bit more, a little bit more possessive.
Speaker1: So do we need to start educating everybody that when a chick says go get some, run, do it, but tape record the conversation? Or not tape. Get it in writing. Get it in writing, video, something. You said it was okay. Ask twice, get proof. That is important. There's your safety tip of the day. Safety tip of the day. If your wife says you can have somebody else fuck you, suck you, touch you in any way whatsoever, ask twice, get proof before you go for it yep you want to do a half time no okay i want you to no yeah yeah you do something what do we have to talk about what do you mean? You can't do that. You have to say something. I'm not saying that we're going to sit here for fucking 45 seconds and not say a fucking word. Because you don't want to advertise our shit.
Speaker2: Say something.
Speaker3: It'll drive you nuts before it drives me.
Speaker2: Say something.
Speaker1: God damn it.
Speaker2: Say something.
Speaker3: It'll drive you nuts before it drives me.
Speaker1: Look at that board and say something off of the teleprompter. Say something off the teleprompter. Go to KWN. Okay, that's good. Crazy Winter Nights. Yeah. January 13th through 15th. Are you asking her to- Omaha. There you go. Omaha! Where can they get tickets at? CrazyCasbah.com. What's that again? CrazyCasbah.com. K-R-A-Z-Y-K-A-S-B-H dot C-O-M. That's correct. So don't forget, get them now. Now, if you want to be a vendor, we do still have spots for vendor positions available. Today, we've got all kinds. Do you know some of the seminars we've got coming coming in i don't know if you do or not i'm just putting your sweat we've got yeah safety security seminars we have cyber security we have how to take good selfies how to get good pictures of your junk that's actually going to be in one of safety in the suites that one's going to be in a handle so you'll get pictures of your junk in that one. We have got... Safety. Safety. We've got a meet and greet. We have some awesome ideas for the meet and greet. We do. We've got some... We've got... Something different that nobody's done before. We've got a meet and greet slash question and answer period for bisexual males and bisexual couples that we are very excited to to be able to um present and the people presenting them are very well well and known and respected with it front porch swingers we've got the front porch swingers are going to be there kinky frame of mind sinful ladies are going to be there we've got a couple other shows that are working on trying to get out here as well so we have all kinds of guests out and around plus don't forget friday night scrubs that's the thing it's karaoke and so so you know i had someone go my wife wears that all day long you know i doubt she's gonna do it well you don't have to but think health care and think creative yeah it's not all of our things are not required at all but if you want to don't go do not go spend a lot of money on scrubs no goodwill marketplace and then don't forget the big crown jewel the award show and the well the awards are given out at the big black tie optional dance on saturday night so we're super excited about this we're gonna have stuff going it's gonna be i'm excited about how we're doing seminars this time because where we have them in some will be in ballroom some are going to be smaller set up for smaller in some of the suites and stuff so we it's gonna we're getting creative a little bit on how we're doing stuff because our spaces have changed but it's gonna be fun so i get your fucking hotel rooms they are selling quickly so We'll absolutely get those. So we're all about that as well. So check it out. KWN, January 13th through the 15th. Like I say, if you want to get one in Omaha, in Nebraska, I would definitely attend this one. Just saying. Anyways, so onward and upward. So this weekend, we were able to go out to another meet and greet and because i had santa gigs we're not doing santa gigs which is a ton of fun because i'm doing santa gigs and then while we're out then we're hit it will hit meet and greets and uh a huge shout out to the folks in sioux city sioux city iowa is where we're at we've been having we've been going all over the place we people all over the place. It's awesome. They did a great job. Great bar. It's fun and a great job to them for all their work and letting us come out and be a part of their shenanigans. But here's one of the things that is really, really cool that we're excited about. So 2023 is coming up really, really quickly. And in December, there's a shit ton of events around here and i'm sure where you live wherever you're listening there's a shit ton of events as well so here's the thing one thing i wanted to talk about tonight was what's your plans for 2023 because for us one of the things that we are planning to do is after kwn calms down because always, this is a big push for us, is to actually sit down and make a plan of attack for year 12 in the lifestyle of going to some of the events and parties that for years and years and years, it's just never worked out for us to go to. Because sometimes with the coolness in the lifestyle, you kind of have to have a map a little bit. So, you know and and to we want to you can never stop going and experiencing new and cool things and trying stuff out so we hope that we want people to come experience our shit so hopefully you'll put it on your calendar and schedule come do some of our shit you go on our site you can see some of our other events but that's one of our goals so do you have goals you have plans uh because there's a couple campouts that we have they've had for a year same length time we've had our stuff and it just never worked out to make it up to them in uh south dakota right the we've got campgrounds we've got some in wisconsin uh there's some events in minneapolis and we're planning to travel further than that this next year we're going to be on the road we're going to be at all the that. This next year, we're going to be on the road. We're going to be at all the Exoticas this next year. So you're going to be able to see us at at least, actually, four of the five. We'll be at four of the five Exoticas this next year. And hopefully we can get to a couple events in Florida. We're going to be in Vegas for two events, I think. And we may be in, well, you may be actually at a studio in California. I was just talking to people today, wrapping some shit up with that. So, yeah, so we're going to be all over the place. So what are your goals for 2023? That's what we want people to be thinking about that. Don't wait, because if you wait, then you won't you don't do shit oh well fuck i'll get it next year don't do that yeah a lot of people don't plan it that far out though yeah but now the one look the only nice thing with technology is you can you can actually you can actually budget shit out and plan where you want to go and things you want to do. I mean, I guess the thing is, is use your resources. Like, that's the whole thing of the lifestyle. Why do we have shows and everything else? We do this because we're supposed to be a resource, right? Use your resources. Oh, my God. These people, on Full Swap 101 is one of our pages. All the time. How do I meet people? Where do we meet people? Use your resources. Shows and things like that, pages and whatever, are great resources. You have to use them. No one is just going to come and go, hey, fuck me. Hey, come fuck me. Well, some thirsty people, well, you don't want to fuck them. Hey, fuck me. But you got to use some resources. So, oh, hey, exciting other news.
Speaker2: I know.
Speaker1: I forgot about this, too. I'm jumping so ahead. So we had, well, I ended up having. Why didn't you go with me?
Speaker3: What are you talking about?
Speaker1: You weren't feeling good.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: We had, I had a dinner meeting. We're super excited. I had a dinner meeting with some folks that are opening a new clinic, health clinic in Bellevue. Thank you. We're super excited. Had a dinner meeting with some folks that are opening a new clinic, health clinic, in Bellevue, which is just right at hop, skip, and a jump away. But here's what's really cool. They've been their lifestyle. They've been there for a long time. And what we're working on right now is we're talking about not only, obviously, them being the official clinic for CASBA, to be able to be a resource to take and, because there's a big focus on trans care, again, lesbian community, and plus swingers, obviously, as well, to be able to be a resource for our in the magic world of casbah that are in other parts of the country and and we're working on them having it like like health tips on the radio station they were so excited it's a great week i think i had like i think i was gone like six hours wasn't i you're gone a long time i was going a long time for not having sex just saying uh but it was it was like it was fucking uh it i'm giddy about it because if we can we can offer people again more like more of the other shit that goes along with the lifestyle i'm so fucking excited for this badass oh i am that's fucking cool okay i don't know that's all you got seriously why don't you ever have anything to talk about you're doing some cool shit I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't Seriously? Why don't you ever have anything to talk about? You're doing some cool shit. What are you making right now? What are we making? Why do I feel like I'm like, who's like this name is? What am I making? Apparently nothing. We're almost done with the calendars. Calendar's getting ready to come out. Oh, okay. No, the Casper Cares. The tree ornaments. Oh, my fucking God. I'm like going, I don't know what the flying fuck you're talking about. I can't feed your mind. I'm the one that doesn't sleep. But I'm not the one that needs more oxygen, just saying. No, that's exciting shit. I didn't know you were doing that for Casper Cares. You can't say stuff like that, Eric, because it doesn't sound like we're on the same fucking page at all. No, I don't really have much to do with. Okay, so I'll tell you this. Okay, so the other thing we're doing, because it catches someone out of the bag at this point in time. So we are constantly trying new shit. This is going to be a weird month for us. Yeah. Okay, so the other thing we're doing, because it can't someone out of the bag at this point in time. So we are constantly trying new shit. This is going to be a weird month for us.
Speaker2: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker1: If you know anything about us, we've never thrown a house party.
Speaker2: No. Ever.
Speaker3: Well, I mean, we've had really giant ones.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: We quite literally started off, the very first thing we ever threw was a hotel takeover. We never have had a house party. It wasn't really a takeover either, though. up being one yeah but we didn't know what we were doing so we are actually having a hotel takeover ish but there's there's it's a small hotel there's no there's no ballrooms it's hallway parties pool hot tub and it's just it's like 60 rooms it's just small it's basically going to be like a truly like house party and it's going to be kind of weird because this is new for us like when you're used to doing events there there i don't want to say distractions but there are there's distractions that you get to put out there because people get can get bored right so i mean that's why you have djs and lights and flashy sounds and pyrotechnics and all the shit that you have goko girls on that shit right it's it's like a but this is when that's the way that's gonna be i mean it's gonna to be like, this is going to be, it's going to be a new experience for us, which is really cool. Anytime we get to do new stuff, that's fun. Scary, not going to lie, there's always nerves, but fun. But it's also going to be a new experience for the people that come to it. Excuse me. Wow, Dr. Pepper. so but because it's gonna be a new experience for everybody that comes to it because they're used to our shit has a lot of uh uh pizzazz like we usually have a lot of shit going on right so it's it's just gonna be it's gonna be fucking like i don't i don't know what it's gonna be hopefully people well okay so plus it's free we we literally we decided from the get-go it was gonna be free it's just kind of just have to pay for your hotel room that's it we we just it's a thank you to everybody and because we don't know we still had to sign a contract yeah yeah and it won't be free for us sales gal decided to wait till the very last minute so we're trying to cram and get people in this hotel which it just started off as hey we want to have a bachelor bachelorette party and we want to make it a big old orgy what can we do and we're like well let's see what we can come up with holy fuck things are just kind of falling into place so now we're to the point where we're like wow so if we don't sell all the rooms we have to pay for them santa's getting gray hair but that's okay but i think it'll all end up working out it's just you have to it look make it past the hiccups one of the exciting parts of it there is actually no uh brian asked there's any themes no it's like here's the you want to know to know what? Santa's going to be there for a little bit. So if you want pictures with Santa and you have a specific outfit you want with that, bring it along. Or you don't want anything. Yep, bring it along. But then when Santa's shit gets put away, I can tell you what I'm going to be wearing. Okay. Jeans, black t-shirt, probably my ripped up jeans, cowboy boots, black t-shirt, and ripped up jeans cowboy boots black t-shirt and probably my scarves i will be totally chill i mean after that just like totally just just uh you know like it's just yeah just chill you don't have to have swimsuits whenever yeah the pool you actually in Actually, in the hotel, you can be nude wherever you want to. Yeah, which is a new experience for us, too.
Speaker3: For us, we're just like, okay, so check in. We can start at 3 o'clock and start covering windows.
Speaker1: Yeah. So we'll be decorating windows.
Speaker2: Yay.
Speaker1: But we're excited.
Speaker3: But it'll be fun.
Speaker1: The other cool thing with this is that people that hear this all over the country, we talk about this all the time. It is getting very, very challenging to find hotels that will let lifestyle groups in. Our group, other groups, they're afraid of it. is what it is so it's very important to to to like nurture relationships and everything right and so we are super jazzed because the town we live in has not had a hotel that has allowed lifestyle activities of any kind for a while well over well over probably almost 10 years now and the place and the place that did it was such a nasty dive a bunch of people got roofied at it i mean it was bad yeah there's one that was okay so to have a place and where we have crazy winter nights that's the only hotel in a city that's almost a million people that will allow myself in so to have something it's like this is so cool an opportunity to take and like get another hotel that wants to work with us so that's why and it's a nice hotel and yes and it's somewhat name brand um but we won't give out the name we're not giving anything no no because we have haters and and they like to call the cops and the establishment and try to shut it down. So we don't take. The other very cool thing is after this event, what we negotiated is that this hotel will be, and the name will be out then, because it will have a constant CASBA discount. So even if you're just traveling through on business, you're going to university activity, you're here for meet and greets, you'll be able to use our CASBA name and get a discount. The reason that's so important, this is why nurturing these relationships, it's very hard when all these groups bust their ass to try to find places to do meet and greets. A lot of people won't go to a meet and greet if there's not a hotel that two couples can walk in and share in a one king bed without getting weird looks you know it did i mean seriously so what it does is it gives oh you know another place up so when towns have, when cities have a hotel that's lifestyle friendly, it helps increase people that will come to their meet and greets. And people will be more apt to come because, well, now they can have a place to stay. They don't have to drive home at night. You know, we're big just drive home people. But, you know, have a place that they can stay. And that's really cool not to mention here's the other really really cool thing is that you know what when with all this being done people in our town if they want a place to go hook up that's cost effective whatever not gonna have questions not gonna have a bunch of bullshit now we have a place that can they can be able to do that so it it's really i don't know it's really it's scary but it's really cool i guess 23 is like who knows where everything's gonna be because the lifestyle is changing very very quickly right but holy shit the cool shit that we can possibly do i don't know well we just have to
Speaker2: See you next time. going to be because the lifestyle is changing very very quickly right but holy shit the cool
Speaker1: shit that we can possibly do i don't know well we just have to see it's it's gonna be gross so uh yeah that'll be a fun thing so it doesn't make december crazy busy between me doing santa gigs and getting ready for crazy winter nights decides two birthdays this week yeah a party santa gigs It's another party, Santa gigs, Christmas, crazy winter nights. Yeah. Holy fuck. It's going fast. But you know what? Again, in the grand scheme of things, this is what makes it all fun. So, you know, we're... This is pressure time. It's fun. And hopefully, there's this, you know, it's... If this works, then maybe we'll be able to do more. Then we do multiple size events that's the other thing we want to we're trying to grow like we want to make sure we want to make sure that there is stuff to do that all this shit isn't the same i'm telling you right now if you put on events or you think you want to start putting on meet and greets you need to make sure you go to as many meet and greets as you can not to steal their shit but to get ideas and to talk with them talk with the people that you put on a meet and greet talk to them find out some other ideas uh one of our admins beth has put on meet and greets has put a couple of them now at a bowling alley slash arcade slash public golf it's like it's like a big funplex type thing, but a bar. So it also, it also laser tag, laser tag. The one that we went to, uh, in Sioux city, it used to be, uh, it really looks like a big castle. It used to be like a toy store. It's, it's super cool. Just a really cool vibe, really open, whatever. Uh, whatever uh one of our our folks have been have put on a couple of badass meet and greets at uh basically more of a pool a bar but more of a pool hall the more these you go to you get these great ideas and it's like oh hey how can we incorporate something uh one group did one in an axe throwing thing. That was a lot of fun. Visit as many of these things as possible. If you want to put on great events, find something different. Look, just doing the same thing over and over again is not like, I don't know. It's fine, but after a while, people want something new. It's something exciting for them to come out to. So, you know, we're trying to, basically, we're learning. That's what we're trying to do. We're trying to keep learning. So, I don't know. I'm pretty jazzed about stuff. I don't know. Kind of. All right. So, there you go. Well, we're going to, you know what? It's going to be an early show tonight. Holy shit.
Speaker2: Well, I mean, I figured I got shit going on. I don't know.
Speaker4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker1: Make sure you're checking out Full Swap Radio. And, oh, be watching our site and be listening to the show. We've got some new sponsors coming on board soon, which we're super excited about. So make sure that you're watching.
Speaker3: We've got some great deals coming out. Some of our sponsors really want to put some good stuff for our people so that's really cool listen to the rants listen listen yep because one topic I was thinking we were kind of covered today but apparently not do you want to do we still time to have time to cover it probably all right well we're not done yet and well I will just a few words. How's that? I will actually say it. Do I need the lawyer to tape into these? No. Oh, okay. It's just a courtesy announcement, so to speak. You can set up a date. But don't do it with intentions of canceling that day. Right? Yep. You can give people hope if you want so you don't feel bad about letting them down. But if you cancel so many times, they do get a hint. And then they go, nah, I'm just waiting for them to cancel. Yep, there it is. Okay. Hey, look, they posted posted on facebook i guess they're feeling better don't do it don't don't do it because then you're not going to have anybody hook up with you if you keep lying just don't do it don't piss off miss amanda can't piss me off just saying you can't tell well you know you can stuff does happen and we get it but okay the first time yeah okay yeah you don't feel good okay rock on okay we'll we'll schedule another time yeah yeah we'll schedule another time yeah well then you schedule a time yeah let's do saturday rock on we'll have fun
Speaker1: first thing in the morning oh i can't i don't Well, no, you never wanted to in the first place. You should have just told me that and I'll move on with my life and you can move on with yours. Honestly, here's the biggest thing. If you get stuff out of our shows and hopefully you learn stuff as you go through, it's simply this. Excuse me. You have the right to change your mind. That is absolutely, 100%, you're right, and it is simply this excuse me you have the right to change your mind that is absolutely 100% you're right and it is completely okay to do there is absolutely not a single thing wrong with saying hey you know what I thought about this I'm not comfortable with this I've even had just an odd feeling one time and I told the guy and he understood I said you know I just kind of have an off feeling today can we just schedule it for a different day and oh you know i perfectly understand that's awesome honesty honesty goes a long way and the thing is you go hey you know what i just you know what i feel like this is gonna hurt our friendship i feel like i'm not comfortable whatever the thing is honestly and and the other thing is look i've had it i've had one i had to cancel it was like the second time something my car broke down it was you know i'm like sending them receipts and shit okay and things really do come up but the thing is is just remember about the lifestyle if you're honest if you're honest about who you want to hook up with you're honest if you don't want to hook up you're honest about you'll never go wrong with being honest I'll see you next time. you're honest if you're honest about who you want to hook up with you're honest if you don't want to hook up you're honest about you'll never go wrong with being honest because then you'll never get caught in a lie for one and i promise no matter how much somebody's feelings might be hurt if you tell them honestly i'm not interested it will be a lot less than when they're on social media later or they're hear about from later about you know that you were caught in a lie and i i felt bad if i turned one guy down he kept hitting on me and hitting on me and then when it came you know do you want to get a hotel room and you go you know i really am not feeling it right now you know maybe we can get to know each other a little bit better didn't hear from him again i might have hurt his feelings but it just wasn't there and do you want me to lie and just meet up with you and just to make you happy or do you want it to know the truth exactly exactly and again here's the thing you're never it's never wrong to to change your mind yeah it's only wrong to to to not be honest about it but it's never understand anybody who has a problem with you going i don't want to do this i don't feel comfortable that's on them that's their deal just be honest tony had a great thing one thing to say about dating is don't expect sex it happens it happens there needs to be a mutual connection exactly don't expect anything just be honest be cool with each other we're family even if you've hooked up before and you set a second date if you didn't enjoy it or you don't feel like doing it again or there just wasn't that connection don't schedule another date right just remember we're a family it is what it is good job i'm like proud of you. With that being said, now instead of ending the show short, it's going long. Again, shout out to our sponsors, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Check them out today. Make it a habit to read their magazine each month. You will learn a lot. I promise you. ShamelessCare.com, a company by swingers, for swingers, for both all of your at-home testing needs, as well as your ED medications. Don't forget to use coupon code KK50. Get a $30 discount. Why the hell not? Plus, let them know that you're one of our crazy fuckers that listen to our shit. And don't put your safety or the safety of somebody you love in somebody else's hands. Nightcaps.com, the Drink Spiking Prevention Scrunchie. We're proud to work with them. Make sure you you check them out don't forget to put nightcap10-casma inc in the promo code and get a discount with them as well you can also find nightcaps with our logo on it on fullswapshop.com so check that out with that being said kids we appreciate it we love you all very very much thank you so much for listening tell Tell all your friends. Follow us on Twitter. Follow us on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram. Follow us anywhere that you find big cocks and sexy bitches.
Speaker2: I don't know. I just made that part of my mind.
Speaker3: What the fuck?
Speaker1: And if you want to do dirty things with Santa, send me a message. Anyways, with that being said, the only way I know how, the only way I want to.
Speaker3: The only way I motherfucking will.
Speaker1: The only way I ever. You've got to say it right.
Speaker3: I can't remember.
Speaker2: The only way I ever motherfucking will. Casbah only way I ever. You've got to say it right. I can't remember.
Speaker4: And the only way I ever motherfucking will.
Speaker2: Kazma's out, because I'm going to hell.
Speaker1: Out.
Speaker2: Bye.