Krazy Truth #235 New is not an excuse

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I'm Colin, I'm here with the lovely, lovely And freshly awakened Miss Amanda Hey And we're here bringing you a historic episode As tonight is the first night We are recording live on YouTube On our YouTube channel Hello Casbah YouTube users As well as on Facebook And so obviously then we'll be ready for the show We'll release on Thursday But look at this, look at this go we've got we've got techie stuff going all over the place it took five years an episode 235 but here we are so so he says that the light is a little bright and your forehead is shiny and that's because it's glistening because i want to do you want me to shut that light off no i don't think so because i want to point out the fact that you can pay to have your logo here. So you can advertise on my forehead, just so you know. It's like your tits, but not as bumpy and nice. Just saying. You wouldn't be able to see it right now if you tried. No. So we're going to work through some stuff. What will be interesting to see, because obviously our haters will be able to get to our YouTube shit way easier. So that will be a lot of fun, I'm sure. But we're going to try some of the stuff so this is a precursor of the the next step which is going to be you're going to we're going to start doing the show live on youtube and we're also going to start doing the show live on the radio station and then in the coming weeks before the first year we're going to start doing the show live on the radio station can we do testing and stuff like days prior no absolutely fucking not you've've lost your mind they call us after this show let's just hope that that yeah yeah we'll we'll cover that in a bit uh anyway so this is episode uh season five episode 235 and we are super stoked and excited here's what's really gonna be funny if i like doing this i'm gonna start recording my rants live on YouTube also. Ooh, look at you go. Mm-hmm. Then people can see me. Wow. That means I have to have clothes on. Just saying. And you can read that, right? Because I can't read it. Yes. Okay. Well, you got to make it. Okay. So this is where my site could be a problem. We need a bigger screen. I can, well. I can see that one better than that one, but actually, no. It's about the same. We'll have binoculars out and we'll figure it out. If we don't respond to you, it's not that we're being dicks. We just, it's too far away and we can't read it. I can't respond to it because my arms are short. Yeah, all we can do is answer. We can't really respond to anything. So we'll have to get a stick. We may eventually need moderators because that's how we get assholes on the YouTube channel. That's how we stop them being assholes assholes yeah whatever so anyways a quick shout out to our sponsors yes we have sponsors we love our sponsors first and foremost if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the swinger world the place to go make it a habit to read each and every month asnlifestylemagazine.com check them out today it's great they have some great articles they really do it is the place to go and also uh taking care of yourself it's part of it a company made by swingers for swingers shamelesscare.com get all of your at-home testing uh based on your play schedule as well as anything you need for ed treatments so at shamelesscare.com make sure you use coupon code kk50 that lets them know that you're from uh one of our people and it also gives you a 30 discount gives you a 30 on any of your orders well that's just damn nice of them as well as well and that's it i guess you can pull that up so you can read stuff too miss amanda needs phone in her hand to respond oh course. 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Well, he gave that away like two minutes ago. Shoes. It wasn't on the air then. Shoes. Yes, it were. No, we weren't officially started yet when he said that. Some people, this is new to them. Shoes. And I don't know what magical thing he's going to come up with that. Shoes. Let's see if they can figure it out. figure out shoes for a thousand no okay so seriously actually i did some did some research and checking because again i told you i want to find shit that that makes stuff uh uh i want to make sure that that people you know we find stuff that is actually worthwhile and unique in health health tips of the day and so in the winter time more women seriously take and sprain ankles break break legs uh hurt knees because of high heels and going to holiday parties holiday events because of snow ice and whatever okay well the reason i say this now we're having a formal wear a formal activity right there's gonna be a lot of ladies in high heels dress shoes whatever a lot of guys in slick sole shoes walking in from the outside maybe you smoke you walk in you're on a slick floor so here it is kids shoes quite honestly we don't think about them you don't think about them till you fall on your ass wearing the wrong ones keep in mind what shoes you wear and be careful of when you're coming in out of places i am going to be the biggest smart ass because of my cowboy boots and how many times i've fallen busted my ass at least once a year and you know what tennis shoes don't look really pretty with a formal gown now does it no but what we're saying is is that since most women take their fucking shoes off within 10 minutes of being in the formal anyway why not wear the correct shoes in or out so you know i have suffered every year to keep my shoes on we love your lovely feet we want to remain tall we ish we want we want you to be we want people to be safe just watch for slick floors and beware actually i have to say i shuffle more now you slip going out outside you slip i don't wear if you notice i don't wear cowboy boots all the time like i used to in the winter but boy you hang on to me when you, I go damn right, I do. Because when I was younger and I did that cartoon slip where your feet were even with your head, it wasn't as big a deal. But now that hurts like a motherfucker. So I don't do that anymore. So I don't. But seriously, that having been in the car business and done this for years, you're out in the snow. You come in, you hit that slick floor, you go skating. There's nothing more impressive when you wipe out. So, seriously, be careful. Think about the shoes you wear and keep yourself safe. Plus, here's the other real honest to God truth. We have lived this. In the winter, if you're on the way home from an event and you put a fucking car in a ditch, you're going to hope you have some, like, you know, winter shoes. Because if you don't have winter shoes and you're in snow up to your fucking waist you know what that shit don't fly real well so just an fyi shoes it's a safe it wasn't a formal event no no it wasn't but we were just dressed the decent but we didn't have the correct shoes it sounds too stupid but so so this was like the very first couple that we ever met with in the lifestyle. No shit. And then it was like raining and sleet, and it was in Fremont. Uh-huh. Yep. And wind caught the car. Black ice. Lost control. Spun. About saved it. Cold just goes like this. Finally, I knew I wasn't going to save it the last time. I just fucking held on. We ended up backwards. Fucking. And opened the door. And actually, there was a pole sticking up that caught under the tire, thank God. Because when I stepped out, I fell because we were right over a drainage ditch on top. But if that pole hadn't been there, we'd have rolled the car. Now, thankfully enough, when the tow truck, well, the tow truck stopped and goes, we're on our way to a call, but we'll call our boss, have the boss come get you. Yeah. And then he showed up like 45 minutes later, and all he had to do was pull the car to the side. No, he was very skilled at how he did it. Yes, he was. He was very skilled. No, but I mean, as far as damage to the car goes. Yeah, it drove. We could drive it home. We didn't drive very fast, and I was out of cigarettes, but we didn't stop. Shelly's exactly right. She goes, as long as you have an epic fur coat, nothing else matters. And that is so fucking true. I can cuddle up in your fur coat any day. It loves that damn thing. But no. So there you go. So that's a legitimate thing. Shoes. Yes. Okay. See? Look at me caring about them. This is the difference. No.