Krazy Truth #232 Lets get to the Sex part!!!!!

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most and most punctual coal, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and slacking in her duties, Miss Amanda. Fuck off. Sorry, she's busy rubbing more testosterone on her clit because she can change it to make her feel better.

Anyways, I'm here to, well, I'm not here, we're here to tantalate and titillate, and we're glad that you're along with the show. No, it's just you. No, it's both of us. I need you here because I don't know what buttons to push. Oh, bullshit. Look, look, we pushed the button. Wow, you're loud today. I am loud today. So, no, we're glad you're here. We're glad you're listening, and we hope that you'll tell Do I walk over and pluck stuff off your rod and fucking For those of you that don't watch YouTube, you might want to get to YouTube because that was worthwhile right there alone. Anyways.

Don't whimper like it actually hurt you. No, you got it all wet and gross. And you wonder why sometimes I don't like to fuck in the morning because you get it all wet and gross to start the morning off And I gotta go through the rest of the day with it all wet You can take a shower you work from home Let's say we're gonna go somewhere Sometimes I don't remember Then I have to take you to work and come back And go back and get up later Oh shut up It doesn't smell as fresh as normal What?

I don't know Because it smells like pussy Yeah, a couple hours old Look, okay, so That's one thing you can do, you can follow us on YouTube For those of you following along at home Since we've already went off the rails Less than two minutes into the whole fucking thing You did What?

You went off the rails You were plucking the shit You have one of your hairs from your fucking head Hanging from the microphone We don't pick it off and throw it away What do we do with it We keep it and glue it on for later Hello That's only your wishful fucking thinking No when you're not here I glue hairs back on I clean out our brushes and i stick them in delicately wink wink anyways this is season five episode 232 hard to believe with this type of quality and show that we want this long isn't it i know i'm amazed every single fucking day okay so uh we do have people actually listen no shit and we do have sponsors and that actually listen.

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Anyway. So this has been a week from fucking hell. Yeah, just this minute. So the fact that we're. And it's only Tuesday. Oh, shit. The fact that we're here on the live. This week has been more traumatic or stressful than the week that I lost my nut. Than the week that I got sick, diagnosed with cancer, and got cured in a week. You forget. It feels like it's been way more stressful. It might feel like it, but you forget it because we've had some pretty stressful moments throughout our lives. We have, but this one is, without a doubt, right up towards the top of that one.

So, hey, if you haven't already, you want to get your tickets for Crazy Water Nights because, luckily, it's still happening. Why do I say that? Well, because here's the deal. Look, we talk all the time about planning events and stuff and the importance of events and and everything putting on events is is is a totally different monster uh so we got a phone call i got a phone call yesterday i turned you down so you can get okay yesterday yesterday afternoon from the hotel to tell me that was an event 80 days away, we didn't have a hotel. Ah, fuck. That will cause you to just have a coronary.

Kudos to the hotel. They've been great. And you know what? We will actually go into a lot of detail at some point in time afterwards about exactly what happened because it really pisses me off and it should. The hotel actually was really great, though. They've helped us get another thing. It was something that was out of their control and out of our control, but holy fuck. And they just set us up with another one. Yeah, they reached out to make sure they had an option. Instead of just calling me and going, hey, great news, you're fucked. No shit.

fucked no shit it was hey you're fucked but we got a solution and and so rock on so the cool thing is crazy one night is still back is on crazy one night it's actually going to be bigger we actually have more rooms more options for rooms uh bigger city so we're gonna be in omaha with it so uh people are actually have taken much better than i did my santa claus needed less gray in his hair yesterday uh anyway so uh we're back we're back on it was really funny because i was talking to i was on the phone with our friends over at front porch swingers about them getting their tickets and if they need a rental car because they're coming to crazy winter nights while the hotel was trying to call me.

They'll leave me a message, hey, you need to give us a call back. But, yeah, we've got Kinky Framing Mind is going to be there. Sinful Ladies is going to be there. Front Porch Swingers is going to be there. We have more folks coming in, not to mention all just the regular. The Unicorn Landing. Yep, we've got the Impulsive Duo is going to be there and also the Unicorn Landing. So, actually, the Impulsive Duo owns Unicorn Landing. Yep, we've got the Impulsive Duo is going to be there and also the Unicorn Landing. So actually, the Impulsive Duo owns Unicorn Landing.

And we've got a bunch of other shows that are working on trying to come in. We've got a couple coming in from California, working on it right now.

So, yeah, the Swingers and Soulmates, they're also on full swap uh radio so they're coming in so it's going to be a great time we're we're still scurrying to try to figure out well it changes because you're the setup of every hotel is different and so instantly you have to take everything that you had planned and you have one or two choices you either have to get creative as fuck or you have to throw it all away well we feel like what we have planned is really cool well at least what we do know is that kwn one and two were both there so it's not like we don't know the hotel yeah and it's not like we've never put on a KWN At that hotel before It's just Once the shock factor initially Which leads us into our health tip of the day Stress Don't put on large events Without a staff That is health tip.

Now, the doubly funny part of the whole fucking thing is that I've also made the decision, as some of you know, that I am doing the whole Santa Claus thing. Well, some of them don't know. Probably not. So I'm doing the whole Santa Claus thing. If you don't know what I look like, again, you'll want to check it out. You'll be able to check out our website. It's going to be, it's not up, it's not done yet. It's coming soon. It'll be out this week. It is www.holidaysantarental.com. You know you don't have to say the www anymore. I know, but you don't have to say it. I'm old.

Don't fucking get on my naughty list and not the good kind of naughty list. Just saying. No. Yeah'm scared yeah fucking anyways so uh because with my long hair and my beard and being being a portly fellow and very jolly we i decided this would be the year i'd go and do the whole santa claus thing and and you talk about questioning decisions in your life as i'm hanging up the phone with with the whole hotel situation and I'm just feeling everything crumbling around me, I'm like, oh, goody.

And I've agreed I'm doing Santa Claus so that I can be extra busy during this holiday season leading into this. I don't even want to fucking hear that. Well, but here's the thing. This is what I figured out. Actually, everything happens for a reason. And this is a good reason, because here's the deal. I believe that I know how much fun I'll have doing the Santa Claus thing, because I will have fun with that. I am a huge Christmas nut. So that'll be like this great break for me, like in between doing other shit, to then go do a Santa gig or do Zoom calls and stuff like that.

So it'll fun When he agreed to be No, not when he agreed When he told me that he was going to be Santa Claus And do Santa Claus gigs this winter I said, you're seriously going to do that This close to KWN I said yes And he goes, oh yeah, it'll be no problem Hello, karma biting me in the ass It still won't be Seriously, because I Love Christmas I'm an absolute Christmas nut And Christmas always goes too fast I always talk about how fast Christmas time goes It goes too fucking fast All that shit But what a great way to Look, if you can't sit and do Zoom calls with little kids that are just filled with fucking giddy and wildlife because they're talking to Santa, if that can't turn your mood around, then you shouldn't be doing it.

So actually, I personally, plus it gives me an excuse to eat cookies every single day. I actually think that it will, it was meant to be this way.

Plus, here's the other cool thing is a lot of people want dirty pictures with santa and i'm like and you get people right now going really i'm like seriously a shit ton of people want dirty pictures of santa i've had more people can we get a naked picture on your lap well that's that's the niche you're gonna have you're not gonna have little kids you're gonna have horny people well we've got that too but well but so we actually we're gonna be announcing some things so that we can actually fulfill that need and what we're gonna do is i what i what i think i'm gonna do is horny pictures naughty naughty pictures with santa which we won't do any shit in front of kids so don't make it all pissy naughty pictures with santa i think everything that we we make off naughty pictures with santa will be donated to casbahres So this way Casbah Cares Is where we help people out in the lifestyle So all the money We get raised for We'll do like donations for naughty pictures Whatever Or like strip clubs and shit like that That will all go to Casbah Cares for the next new year So that's cool's what we're helping people.

And today, he had me take pictures being an elf. Yes, okay, now it's funny, right now I've got people going, I want to be an elf. Here's the thing, on our website, because here's the deal, I actually... No, it will be. It's not there yet. It will be. Here's the deal. I have actually made that you can actually get more than one elf from me.

That you can actually, you can Quite honestly if you're interested In being an elfette And you might want to help us for an event It might be a clean event Look there's a couple bars talking to us So I want my elfettes like Shot girl ready type thing But seriously if you want to be an elf For either good events or others shoot me an email because we're going to have uh you can you can get i think i have it set up that you can order as many for as many as four elves and a mrs claus so you know i need to find costumes i guess we'll talk about what the rules are how santa pays his elves anyways Anyways, no.

No, actually, we'll seriously help, you know. Just email me. It is what it is. All right, so there you go. So now we're putting the people like, fuck, it's another show about their fucking shit. We don't want to hear about their fucking shit. So there you go. So, no, the health tip seriously is, actually, the health tip is to not take life too seriously because it will work itself out. Find ways to de-stress. Find ways to de-stress. Find a hobby. I don't have one of those. Because yesterday I got a 911. Call me. I was in the middle of something at work. I didn't give two flying thoughts.

I know you didn't. And I'm just like, oh my God, I have to do this at work. Hold on. And I'm telling the lady'm like trying to fill in for going hold on apparently he has an emergency and she's like do i need to go back i'm like no go to lunch it's okay or break i think i am open to guys being elves too and then you call me today and go is it still gonna be okay i'm like okay but was it a 9-1- Well, yes, it was. Did your heart sink a little bit? Hey, do you know what? No, because the weird thing about our relationship is when I'm stressed out, you're the calm. Right, right.

When you're stressed out, I'm the calm. Right. Because it doesn't rattle me. Well, let me...

It has you a little bit on on edge but it's it's doable for for a large chunk of yesterday afternoon from two o'clock on for the first time in almost two years it's been two years since i lost my my nut yeah it'll be two years in february right three years three years for almost so for almost three years my nut sack has only been partially full right yeah yeah from about 2 30 yesterday through most of the evening my nut sack was full again because my heart was dropped all the way down it was currently residing in my nut sack because it just couldn't escape anymore so yeah it's just uh you know no so anyways we're gonna have fun we got all kinds of fun shit it's gonna be very cool and uh we're excited and so yeah crazy one right so if you still we're still taking vendors.

We've got all kinds of fun shit. It's going to be very cool, and we're excited. And so, yeah, crazy one, right? So if you still, we're still taking vendors. We're still taking all kinds of funny shit. So we've got our theme for Friday night. We do. Do you want to share that? It's called Scrubs. It's called Scrubs. And then we've got some other cool vendors and stuff and seminars coming. So it's going to be pretty awesome. It's going to be fun.

So anyways, enough of all that that shit She had to make me take 16 minutes of that Oh my god It's like you talk Well yeah but I hate Because people listen And then they don't listen Beyond Oh you're keeping The same amount of people Just relax I don't know You don't know that How many people do we have How many people Demonstrate each week How many rants have I done? A hundred and some. I save them fucked hard. How many have you listened to? Okay, not many. You want to know what I want for Christmas? A nurse. Oh, there's that, yeah. I'd like you to listen to my rants.

I'd like you to listen to 52 of my rants. Take one whole year and commit to yourself that you'll spend 20 minutes of your life each week and listen to my rant. Are you willing to do that for me? Okay, so what I'm going to end up doing is when you record them on Sundays, I'll come sit in here. No. Yes, that's listening to it, isn't it?

No, it isn't it No no no You have to take and actually devote time Separate time Oh what when I'm working If you can listen to country music Or rock and roll or whatever else You can listen to my rant for 20 minutes I'm forced to listen to country Do Do you love me? You have headphones. I just said it's a Christmas wish. I didn't say you had to do it. I just, just a Christmas wish. Oh, you could give two shits. No, that's not true. Shannon loves my rant. I know he does. See? Oh, actually, well, now we're having trouble. I don't know why.

No, now, my internet guy, when I said the internet was out, he goes, oh, that was me, I was running tests because your internet froze last week, and I wanted to make sure there wasn't anything going on. Oh, gotcha. So, he was actually testing it, so it should be okay. Amanda, don't give her a pass with that she lives through my rants. That's not true. That is the fucking truth. She doesn't know if she does not because she doesn't listen to them to know what they talk about. Sometimes my rants are very, very deep. That I've already heard because you've bitched about it.

Sometimes they're not bitching. I'm just saying. I don't know. I don't know. It is what it is. Oh, I have the chills. You know why? Because the internet's freezing out. So, it is what it is. I don't know what's going on with the internet. Oh, look. Get froze up. Yeah, when you get to hear us, you'll have to listen to the whole thing. Because we're going to continue to do the show.

Even without our student audience is going to be bleeping in and out on us tonight I don't know why Not my fault Sorry We're going to start going live on the radio station So it can freeze up there too No it shouldn't freeze up on that as much But anyways Because we have an internet whore Across the street that sucks down All the fucking do-gooders Anyways okay so let's Cough gags butter Let's Let's do some shit shall we Yes We have good ones too It sucks we're not going to have as much You know what it's fine Well I know but I'm just saying They're really good questions Okay I don't know what they are Thank you.

It sucks we're not going to have as much information You know what, it's fine Well I know, but I'm just saying It was just really good questions Okay, I don't know what they are You know, if you came in early And read the fucking board Because they're up there for a reason I even told you that at dinner I said, I've already updated where you went Ooh, look at you go That's true You made fun of me But then you didn't come in and fucking look at the fucking board Okay, whatever Yeah, I didn't I'm sorry Thank you.

go that's true you made fun of me and but then you didn't come in and look at the fucking board yeah okay whatever yeah i didn't i'm sorry i feel like i say that a lot lately i'm sorry i'm sorry dirty whore all right no so okay um didn't you see the questions now which one which which one do you want to which which one from the top. Start from the beginning? Yeah, sure, why not? Okay, so the first question, it came to us from a couple on the Northeast, and they were reaching out because they're very new in the lifestyle, and their biggest concern is they have been to a couple of events.

They were really shy of the first events they went through. So they've been to a couple of events. We all are. And they made the decision at the events just basically to watch, soak up the atmosphere, and had a great time. Complete positive. Just watching. Yep. People watching. Met some people. Okay. Hitted off with some other couples.

Nothing but positive all the the way through super excited to continue to go on their question is was basically about how do you get from the talking part to the sex part how do you do that so it's smooth and not awkward and and all all fucked up and uh so when i i i asked him of you know how what the situation was with that I'll see you next time.

and all all fucked up and uh so when i i i asked him of you know how what the situation was with that and basically it was they had not went with the intention to play but they hadn't necessarily it wasn't like an off the table thing you know so they just want to have seal a deal they the couple that a couple that they had really asked for the sale that they had well yeah that they had started to talk with and was also new so you had the blind leading the blind a little bit they were also new and they said it went great and nobody really knew how to you know bring it beyond that right and i thought well that's that's pretty i've heard that a lot here recently i've seen that on some of the other pages i'm on because there's so many hotel takeovers going on right now with halloween and and going into the winter obviously there's more indoor events and so i thought well that seems like a pretty common problem.

We might need to see how we can help these fine folks out. Okay. I suck at this. Uh-uh. No. When we started off, you were always the one that could ask for the sale or seal the deal or whatever. I don't know if it was Liquid Courage that did it. There was a lot of that. Or if it was just you just going for it. Remember when, because it's easy for me to ask to go fuck you once I've been making up. Once my tongue is in or around your throat, it's like, well, let's go. That's always really, really easy for me at that point. Now, part of that is a little bit of booze.

Part of that is now I'm feeling I'm in the, you know. You can sense if somebody is into it the same time you are. What, kissing was? Yeah. Okay. You can tell. You can tell. Okay.

And for some reason for some reason because usually okay let's face it you never really it was never i'm not really just making house money in the middle of a room i'm usually we're usually by a wall okay i got i seriously got to think about this we are usually we're usually by a wall okay you know as a general rule and we're kind of up against the wall and it's just kind of a i don't know it just yeah it's just a natural progression at that point Thank you.

as a general rule, and we're kind of up against the wall, and it's just kind of a, I don't know, it's just, yeah, it's just a natural progression at that point what to do. But I was still just as nervous. I mean, I think it's always nerve-wracking, and that's okay. Well, there's always still self-doubt in your mind that they're going to say no.

Well's the added twist with this couple early in their conversation and they they listen to the show and she and the the gal said she goes i look at him kind of like how you say you just blurt things out you just all said like that exactly example she used i said yeah she goes when we first started talking we were both very nervous and we both kind of just went well we're not looking to play and instead of just like letting it go naturally instead of just having a conversation because then it was like as we talked about on the way home it was how do you after you just said we're not really looking to play And now you're like You want to go fuck Type thing Yeah that's where I don't think Did we ever actually say that?

We never had any rules against it That was never I think there's the first part of it Is honestly is We never said we didn't play the first date Yeah Or first or whatever. Because if it clicks, it clicks. Yeah, I guess I would recommend in your conversation, you don't have to say that you're going to play. The better way to say it, and I would practice this. If you're new and you're thinking it can get awkward or you're afraid you're going to say it wrong, practice it.

And there's nothing wrong with saying, generally, we don't play it when i first meet somebody but you know when you put out there you're putting out there to give yourself the safe space so that if someone's just on a fucking meat hunt and that's not your interest in you you have you've built that safe space but it's not such a gap that you can't bridge it and bring it back right because when you go generally we don't play at events or generally we don't play when we first meet someone but obviously if everything goes everybody's getting along we're not opposed to it saying something like that gives you that that out and for me what if that does getting along we're not opposed to it saying something like that gives you that out and for me what if that doesn't even come up in conversation though if you're just hanging out you meet somebody and you're just hanging out how do you even get it to the point of are you interested some of the times see I can't have a hard time answering that.

Because for me, everything's a joke. Cracking a joke is the easiest way for me to get anywhere. To go. I would say something like. Well, you know if if i wasn't a chicken shit i'd ask if you wanted to go fuck you know i would say something like that or i'd be like you know if a really good swinger would probably be would say hey we should go back to a room i would crack some sort of corny fucking roundabout way to it you know know, type thing. Or I would even be apt to say, you know, damn. And everybody would go, what? If this was our second time, we could go to a hotel room.

I mean, this is the kind of shit that I would say and I would do. But it's got to be what what's your style you know i mean that's the whole thing is what's your style what what works for you because if that if something like that is really corny or really that's just totally not your style don't do that don't don't go that far out of who you are you you know? I guess here's what's bad. It was horrible how the people did it with us the very first time. Just got up and went to another room, you know, to talk, and then came back and went, we think we'd like to fuck you. Yeah.

It was like, wait, what? But, I mean, if that's your personality type and the way you feel most comfortable, then, you know, maybe just being honest and saying, hey, we're going to go talk for a quick second, you know? Or, I don't know, you kind of just have to play it out a little bit. Do you think you'd be as afraid now to say, let's go fuck 11 year vet it depends as a single not as a single because i'm not single but when when i've played a great run no stop it when i've played alone i would say 50 percent of the time i've gone hey, hey, do you want to hook up? Yes. Yeah.

You've never been shy about that. I mean, so it's been half and half. I've had half people say, hey, let's hook up, or do you want to go out? But the other half, I've initiated it. But generally, yeah.

Okay, but as a couple, it's one of those things of, well, is everybody interested in everybody yeah you know that's where it becomes tricky well and the problem is everybody's trying to you're trying to read everybody else and trying to figure it out so honestly that's where it's hard i i don't there's a lot of times i don't know that i would this is where i like when we play alone well seriously because because here's the thing i'm not trying to guess whether or not you're just saying it because well so that i can get laid or you go well he's you know i think he's really interested in her and whatever and i'm and you're not there's i'm not trying to out overthink the situation of what you're thinking or what her husband or boyfriend is thinking.

Yeah. And so you have four people, everybody trying to out-think the whole situation. And it's just a real simple, it's a one-on-one type deal. So I don't know that I would be very smooth at it now. I couldn't answer that for you. You know the sad thing, the other hard part to answer that question, quite honestly, is when you have issues, which obviously there's a reason I take testosterone. Right. Because I have issues. No, because it's low. Yeah, because it's low.

It is extremely hard to then go ahead and instigate a couple situation like for me now that is very very hard to instigate a couple situation because i'm i haven't got to take my shit out for enough test drives yet really and so instantly as soon as the situation starts to look like it could go that way i instantly get very afraid that's not going to work which obviously is a great precursor to making it not work because it gets in your head and so honestly now i'm at a point where As a couple, it is like that instantly becomes a fear factor.

There's a much better chance on a one-on-one situation I'm going to be able to get it up. No, I agree. And so, I mean shit, okay let's put it this way, there's a couple that the people in the adult side of the world that I want to invite to come to Crazy Winter Nights. Content people, whatever. It intimidates me because I would love to shoot content with them, right?

But because of there is no way I would have, well, I to do that i won't even i wouldn't even vaguely venture down the path right now because i don't have enough confidence in working and so that's the other thing that plays into it yeah so boy didn't we help answer that question i i think what it is no it's it's just you blatantly have to ask. And it's on the other couple. If they're interested, they need to say they're interested. If they're not interested, they need to say they're not interested. But that's the tricky part. We have to, we can't be afraid.

We're all human, but we can't be afraid of rejection. That is really the challenge. You cannot be afraid of rejection because it's part of it. It might burn a little bit. Yeah. But you move on because there's somebody else. But you have to ask. You have to trust your gut, and then you have to go for it a little bit. Because if you don't ask, then what could you have missed out on?

Well there's the other part of it it's like you know as much fear as there is when and this is where i miss being new because sometimes you can just be like it's like i just want pussy so bad ah fuck it you go for it it's it's the worst thing The worst feeling, honestly Is coming home The ride home Or the It's the worst thing, the worst feeling, honestly, is coming home, the ride home, or the next day, or whatever it takes to be, and you're replaying the scenario in your mind, and you're going, fuck, I had, they were 100% interested in us.

We, they absolutely, because let's face it, there there's a degree of the you know the the event ether so to speak or the you know in the moment that you can't guarantee you can recreate that and it's just like that sitting there after the fact going oh fuck that sucks that sucks in life like i believe in you know fuck the middle ground the highs and lows are what are important right and that sucks in life the missed opportunities but in a lifestyle it's brutal it's fucking brutal and you're just like oh god so I guess the correct answer is suck it up and go it.

That's the whole thing the best we can do is just fucking... Just ask for the sale. Just ask for the sale. We used to call it that all the time, because you were in sales. Ask for the sale. I was better at it then. When you don't think, when you just ask, when you generally just ask, it's literally just a question. The worst they say is no. People generally don't hit you, no, and then hit you. They just say no. It's okay. All right. Hey, look at you there, halftime. Imagine that. It is halftime. Yeah, my nose is like I'm doing coke. Anyways, Santa doesn't do coke. It's magic powder.

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We should have been dressed in Halloween costumes. We are. We're going as successful swingers. We should have worn Halloween costumes. No, this year Halloween got all fucking jacked up. We got to make an appearance at a Halloween party, which we had a great time. And Island Riders had a great Halloween party. Oh, I danced my ass off. Well, no, it's still there. I know. And we- It sounded good. We had a great time, but we really didn't get to other Halloween parties. We only were there for like two hours, two and a half hours. We had to go out Friday night for a while for their meet and greet.

It was fun. But Halloween, it's just not the same when you don't get to stay. I'm not motivated to get dressed up when I don't get to stay. Made appearances. Rolled along. It is what it is. I got plenty of time to dress up. Anyways. Okay. So let's move along to the next. This one kind of sucks that we don't have our studio audience. I'm not going to lie. But that's okay. I mean, you can try to restart it again.

We're having internet issues, apparently are i mean and that's i have no idea why oh yeah who fucking knows you never you never know being a bitch i don't even know how to fucking no it's all right we'll just keep rolling uh okay so the next question how would i do that do what start it again just hit stop and hit play. Go live again. All right. Hold on. It's not that complicated. Got it. Okay. So here, let me tell you about this. So we didn't go out partying a lot over the weekend because I had a half marathon on Sunday. So we stayed out. I said I wanted to be done by 10.

And we left about 10. It was an hour and a half drive home. So we went home, got up, did the half marathon. Well, the funny part about the half marathon was, you know, there's all these people in these tight clothing. So there was this one gal.

She could have been a fucking volleyball player with these really well skin tight white shorts but underneath she had red bikini underwear with or it could have been a bikini hell i don't know with a switzerland flag on it really on her ass and so i had something to look at while i was running i'm like just staring at her ass i'm like wow okay okay she's tall skinny she was you know well i didn't see her face she had really short hair so i you know it was entertaining to say the least And I was thoroughly enjoying myself Watching There was a couple Other ones and you go It's okay but you know It was hey When you're wearing white shorts Be conscious Of what you're wearing underneath No shit Okay so I know we're back on somewhat So some people can kind of see us On our live and some people can't So just bear with us We're doing the best we can I don't know the feed's fucked up It's not us So just move on with life Life goes on You gotta make sure you listen to the whole show on Thursday When it releases Okay so I don't know why it's funny It's because it's showing up there but it won't show up It's having difficulties I'll see, next question.

And this is a great one because this. Ew. Excuse me. This question we're dealing with for new people, I totally understand this. Did you just yawn?

No, I wasowing oh you are full of shit i get to make fun of you you're gonna stay awake no probably not i'll let you do the rest show and go anyways okay so this couple this couple comes out of florida and their question is this recently went to a second third event they've been to big events okay which down on the coast doesn't surprise me there's some big ones right their question was how do you deal with overcoming a really bad experience and staying with and staying in the lifestyle which which is i mean that's first of all that's a pretty fucking generally vague vague question right off the top because obviously you know what are we talking about in terms of a bad experience there's for sure all kinds of levels Here that are fucking Yeah that's tricky So basically Their bad experience uh was just serious kind of one of those things where everybody was a little too drunk had too much to drink right people were overly handsy but there wasn't a lot of discussion of rules they weren't't respected.

Rules weren't respected. It just ended up being, the whole thing was a disappointment. Kind of felt kind of used, you know, kind of taken advantage of. Kind of just, it was just bad all the way around. So my first question was, nothing criminal? No, nothing like criminal or, you know. It's just disappointing, it wasn't a sexual assault or anything like that. It was just, but when it was over, the female half was in tears and just felt, you know, just felt kind of used and just dealing with, he couldn't get it, the other guy couldn't get it up.

and you know the boos had apparently as they described it there was inappropriate comments being made that like by the the other couple's wife was like well you're obviously sucking his dick right or he'd be able to get it up and so wow kind of a caring situation kind of a just honestly and not trying to minimize the situation on them But it kind of breaks down to Too much booze probably You know in a general I'm like were these people I mean how did you get to the We're fucking part You know Well they had been hanging out with them all day And everything had been going great They just met them But everything had but everything had been going great.

They'd had a great time. They were partying all day long. Right. So we had too much booze. But then after the fact now, when you're new, and as we all know, when you're new and you have a bad situation, it's really challenging to sometimes want to go on, especially if it hurts selfesteem and and everything else yeah besides just criticizing the females sexual skills there are some body slams put in there you know some body kind of some body shaming things put in there a little bit as well. So, you know, just more snide comments. And a lot of people took it too personal.

And honestly, they both admitted that they'd had too much to drink. So, their degree of sensitivity to the whole situation was heightened also. Yeah. So, a bad scenario all the way around. Right. But but now the thing is is they're signed up for another event uh the other couple did kind of you know did the a thank you email type thing but was pretty hollow you know but now they're they're like you know we were so excited about the lifestyle and it was fun, and we'd had a couple good experiences, but we'd never had something like this.

And now they're just really, how do you, and their listeners show, and they're like, how do you, how did you guys get past that? How do you keep moving when you have something like this happen? I think it's a valid question, well but in all truthfulness everybody has a bad experience somehow if you in their mind in their mind it's a bad experience and sometimes nothing yet kids yeah sometimes you know alcohol is a leading factor in it um you know if you really like the couple and you know that they're not normally like that And then we'll see you next time.

You know, alcohol is a leading factor in it. Yep. Yep. You know, if you really like the couple and you know that they're not normally like that, I'd probably give them a second chance. But that's just me. If it's another bad experience, I wouldn't. Do you think you would, though, if it got you to the point of tears? And I'm not judging. I'm just asking. Would you really, if it had gotten you to that point of tears, would you give them a second chance? Haven't we had some like that? No. Well, we've had some that have been in tears, but did you give them a second chance? Okay.

Well, I don't think we've been, well, there was one that really pissed me off.

Right, there lot of tears for half the right way home that no and it was a long drive home yeah and there was um we haven't been around them no it's we didn't quit talking to them no we did not but we haven't been around them to for opportunity yeah and it wasn't by it wasn't avoiding just the distance and wasn't they're a good jaunt away to me the big thing is i think first you have to take a look at yourself and with any situation and go okay what part did we play in causing it not trying to say that somebody else that that you have to absorb no it's not causing it is there something we could have done different but just like that if you'd also had too much liquor too much booze maybe too much too many edibles whatever the case may be you have to honestly go okay no wait a minute i wasn't judging this completely honest you know i wasn't completely my own best frame of mind to judge it but yeah if you do this long enough just like in life every day in life isn't you know isn't lollipops and rainbows i mean you're and you do this long enough you're gonna have a shitty experience no there was a couple of them that it was a shitty experience and we did give them i wasn't in tears no but we did give a several a second chance and they ended about the same way but yeah well and that's the reality sometimes it's not so much give it's it's not giving the couple necessarily a second chance or it's giving the lifestyle i mean look every woman that is listening to this show right now that has spent any length of time in lifestyle is going to nod when I say this out of complete understanding.

You're going to go through a stretch where you're going to have 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 guys, however many guys it is, that can't get it up, and you're going to blame yourself. And every woman right now is doing exactly what Miss Matt is, because it's going to happen in a lifestyle. You're in this long enough, it's going to happen, and you will have doubts about, as the husband, you go, why are we doing this? Is this really worth it? The wife's going, why are we doing this? You're going to have doubts about it. That's part of it. I think it's like a job.

Your favorite job, the best job in the world, the more you love, is still going to have shitty days. But you have to decide what's more. If overall the experience of the lifestyle have been positive, awesome.

Now, if every time you've done anything in the lifestyle, it's been negative maybe maybe then lifestyle is not for you and that's okay too but i think part of it is just understanding that well in the car business we used to have a saying when when a customer come in and you'd walk up to them and they were an asshole to you i'm just i'm just looking i don't want to talk to you i don't want any help from you. Get away, blah. Our standard line was simply this. I totally understand. Tell you what, I'm going to make you a deal. The deal is this.

I won't treat you like my last customer if you don't treat me like your last salesperson. What do you mean my last customer was a was was a complete jerk to me and i won't i won't treat you i'm not going to judge and how i treat you based on how they treated me you treat me like i'm new guy i'll treat you like you're a new guy. We go from there. Fair enough. That makes sense. Because that's what it is. So that's what you have to do with the lifestyle.

That situation, that other couple, that single guy, that single gal, you know, her pussy rinked or he couldn't get his dick up or whatever the bad situation was that happened. Right. That was them. But it doesn't mean that little Billy and Susieie over here they're a totally different couple right you know so you got to give them a chance to me if if if you want to walk you're getting ready to walk into the swinger bank you're just like fuck if you're if you can't do that here mentally before you walk in, do yourself a favor. Skip for a couple weekends.

Because if you are continuously the one, if you're that couple that continuously becomes the Karen and treats everybody like shit, it's kind of snotty, kind ofoffish kind of rude kind of whatever all of a sudden you get the reputation of the fucking assholes that nobody wants to be around it's better off to just you know go chill for a couple weeks or a couple weekends or however long it takes to be back okay with who you are and okay with the situation and willing to go in with an open mind. I mean, I don't know. Maybe for guys it's easier.

I don't know if it's necessarily that type of mentality to turn into a Karen, but you're afraid everything is going to lead to disappointment. So you're not overly thrilled about going out when you've had four guys in a row that can't get it up. Well, but just bad situations in general. Do you think that guys can more easily flush it out of our minds than women can? Well, no, because you get it in your head. Yeah.

You you get it in your head nick and fuck you up for quite a while i think guys get our own shit in our heads that's what i'm saying no i mean but like like i i don't i get my own fucking when my body doesn't work i don't take that that doesn't stop me from macking on any girl. You know what I mean? No. I mean, in my brain, I'm envisioning fucking her brains out. I'm just not going to ask her because I just won't. But it doesn't mean I'm not envisioning that in my brain. Right. You know, where I think sometimes with women, they just deal with it. It's not wrong.

It's just men and women deal with things differently.

You know, two guys can fucking get in a fight, be at each other Throw down and then Like That's over Okay And A lot of times women are a little more Fucking grudgy Grudge holding I don't know if I know anybody like that or not Just Hypothetically saying Don't piss off Miss Amanda I've held a grudge or two Sweetie You could rent a U-Haul You could rent a fucking U-Haul I don't know what you're talking about They don't even have a fall off point Like with bad shit on your credit after like 25 years They're supposed to fall off They don't even have a fall off point Fuckers are as strong as they No because there's like some people I don't remember That couldn't perform I can't remember who they were Don't say that You don't hold grudges if somebody can't get their pick up No absolutely not You live with somebody so you're very understanding of that No but let me tell you You say something that hits me wrong I don't forget it.

No. That's that to my high school classmate that I hold a grudge on for 30 years. No, yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, so what we're doing is giving you the example to live by. No. I'm going to help this young couple. Yay. It doesn't mean I would. Sometimes I do put some things aside to be nice, even if I don't care to be. Yes, you do. You do a wonderful job of it. Fake that shit like none other.

I can't fake it like none other no but you know just don't let a negative experience like no one experience fucking there was okay so the one time that i had five in a row of performance issues i think we took probably a three or four week break. From going to anything. From doing anything. Yes. Just to regroup. Yep. Reprocess. When we went back out and hooked up with somebody and everything was fine, then everything was all hunky-dory all over again. Right. Yeah. No.

And honestly, with every bad experience if when you no matter how long you do this if you have a bad experience you just have to just literally you just have to regroup that's that's the best way to put it you have to step back regroup keep it in the correct content of what it is don't let it become bigger than what it was and figure what... You do have to look at yourself. Every bad situation, you have to seriously look at it to make sure there wasn't something that you could have or should have done differently that would have helped you.

Maybe it wouldn't have changed the situation, but maybe it would have not put you in the same situation, or it would have put you in a different way to be able to handle it or to avoid it. The reality is, I talk about this on my rants all the time, is that you have to take and you have to do constant self-evaluation. Evaluate how did conversations go? What did I say?

Was it the right thing was it inappropriate you know my emotions my movement my my whatever every part of it you you have to constantly be examining and working to improve that's in life and so the lifestyle is the same way a bad experience you can't you don't have to shoulder all the blame but you can't just pass the buck either because generally there's something you could have done that maybe would have altered the course a little bit it might not have made it a great situation but it might not have made it as bad right so that's the key so there you go hey what do you know that great stopping point so uh again huge thank you to our sponsors asn lifestyle magazine shamelesscare.com and nightcaps.com also don't forget to visit our website at crazy casbah.com as well as you can follow us on youtube youtube.com slash casbah you can follow us on twitter at truth crazy also send us emails at crazy.casbah at gmail.com make sure you send it if you want to be an elf or an elfette just saying we want dirty pictures just saying uh if nothing else hey if you haven't already check out our website learn about our casbah care program uh because you're going to make sure you want to get one of our cadet calendars that'll be coming out the first of the year.

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And probably the fucking hog next door,icks yeah no shit anyways it is what it is we will be out again have a happy happy Halloween no we'll talk to you before then fuck what are we doing I don't know anyways no cause Halloween is next Monday Monday yeah yeah I know doing it the only way I know how the only way I want to and the only way I ever motherfucking will Kazma Style out bye