Krazy Truth #231 We were all Clueless once

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Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of of Crazy Truth I'm your host with the most Ho ho ho, Cole And I'm here with the lovely and talented pointy ear Miss Amanda Hey, I forgot that was clear over there You need it by your mouth I wasn't paying attention Because somebody sits here and moves my shit That's because I record other shows and other things That you're not privy to For those of you who didn't know Miss Amanda started to touch my microphone And I did not consent Thank you so much.

i record other shows and other things that you're not privy to for those of you didn't know miss man i started to touch my microphone and i didn't have a piece of fuzz on it anyway that's towel fuzz just lick it off anyways uh this is season five episode 231 because the big white board says so yeah yeah oh and uh on this show to say that? I don't even know where that went from. Anyways, so a big shout-out to our sponsors, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million readers, can't be wrong.

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Use the coupon code KK50. Or if you're getting your at-home testing, again, use the coupon code KK50 so they know that Kazma sent you. There you go. Look at this here. So we are excited. There's going to be exciting. There's exciting things coming. There's exciting things coming. I know it's not quite Halloween yet, but the exciting part is coming is that it's going to become Santa. Santa, it's Christmas season. It's here. It's now. I'm doing something that we've never done before. The Santa suit arrives. Okay. Pause. Fine. Let's start with, what was that? Sunday? Yes.

Sunday, he had to run to Walmart. I did. Because he needed tape. I did. Okay. To send out a package. I did. Package. I did not go with you. You did not. Apparently. Yes. Some little kid. Yes. With wonder in his eyes Mom, look it's Santa! pointed right at me and that was cute and the mom was like, ah, and turned to me and I turned to the little boy and I went and just kept walking and she smiled I was like, oh, that's cute that's something special. And now, he hasn't gotten off his brain. So, the thing is, is for years my mom was like, you should be Santa.

And because of my long hair and my beard and the gray inset, which both. And in fact, I'm kind of chunky. I'm a portly fellow. That Santa would kind of work well. So then for shits and giggles, I'm like, okay. So I put a thing on Facebook saying that this has happened. And all these people are like laughing.

You got the Santa personality and blah, blah, that shit and so i started looking well then i found santa suits well here's it you're not gonna get a cheap santa suit so i found the old world santa suit well which is badass he's like he calls me at work he goes okay you got to check this out on facebook i put three of them which one do you like yeah i work. I haven't been on Facebook. And I'm like, seriously? No, you have to take a look. They're really cool. There's one that's bright red. There's one that's burgundy-ish. You should really look at it.

I didn't tell her the prices of sent suits at all. Seriously. So now we're about $800. So then I'm like looking. So then he has me looking. See, it's a disease. And I'm like, oh, well, I can find something cheaper. No. I found one on Etsy that was like $1,900, and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, not so much. No, no, but this is a high-quality suit. Well, yeah, it's still expensive. Yeah, it's a high-quality suit, and so I'm excited, and I'm like, well, as long as I do a couple things, like pay for yourself, no big deal. So now I'm all kinds of students. So the website is being built. It'll be up.

It's, what the hell is it? It's HolidaySantaRentals.com, and so it'll be up here next week. Not to mention the fact, but wait, there's more. Not to mention the fact that then we're going to have on our own website you can rent Santa for dirty shit.

So, yes, will be pictures you can get dirty pictures of santa i'm fucking as long as we might have to sign something that you can't share it the fuck i don't know no certain places so kids don't get the wrong impression that santa is just this really bad guy because you're representing one guy that lives in the north pole and you can't be like hey look man sitting there getting shit-faced and grabbing And the kid sees that and goes Oh my god look what Santa Claus is doing I don't do that anyways It's not like I would do that non-dressed as Santa I'm not wearing a mask It'll still be me I'm using my own beard and hair and face And I wouldn't do that anyways anyways.

I'm all about consent anyways. Just saying. I meant posing for a picture. Oh, fuck. Look, if you're going to take a picture, you want to make a picture on my lap, and you want to post to places, I don't care what you do. Look, Santa can't help it. Santa loves everybody. Just saying. So, I don't know. It's going to be fun. I'm excited as hell. The suit gets here. The suit gets here Thursday.

so i'm just fucking this is so the day this show releases is the day it's here and everybody's like nobody cares cole it's not even halloween yet i don't fucking care i'm excited as fuck so it's gonna be it's gonna be a blast so i'm like do you want to wear that to the halloween party no they have to pay me wear it. No, I don't want to get it dirty yet. Look, there's no way. I don't know how to clean this fucking thing. She's not going to let me buy two suits to have a spare, so it's like, no. You have to pay for this one first. Yeah, I got to pay for this one first.

But it's got a cape and a hat. And it comes with a stick. No, it doesn't come with a stick. Oh, it doesn't come with a stick. No, it doesn't come with a stick. No, I was disappointed about that. But I did buy the 19-inch leather strap with bells on it. So that's impressive. This is going to be fucking awesome. So the cool thing is I can either dress in my Charles Dickens Christmas Carol outfit with my top hat. I'll have Holly in it and my black coat. Or I can dress as Santa. I'm just going to be the most festive son of a bitch you've ever fucking seen. I can't wait.

And if I do, I'll almost have the mutton chops like in the original Scrooge movie. Just saying. So I'm fucking giddy. This is going to be awesome. So tons of fun. So totally like several months ahead. Don't even fucking care.

I spent two days not even worried about fucking KWN Because I'm more worried about my Santa stuff Actually I couldn't do anything because of the exciting shit we're doing there I got some exciting shit Coming up with that It's going to be a hot time Hot time in the winter I promise you So I got to figure out what I'm supposed to wear Well the thing is you can wear whatever you want I have elf ears You have a slutty elf costume We need to have you have a non-slutty elf I don't have a slutty anything Yeah, she did.

what i i'm supposed to wear well the thing is is you can wear whatever i have elf ears you have a slutty elf elf costume we need to have you have a non i don't have a slutty anything i have a pair of leggings and a t-shirt right and then we shorten that up and once your cooter shows it's it's dirty and then we can have a non-slutty elf we got all kinds of stuff it'll be fine you you've got like two weeks to figure it out don't worry it's all good uh so yeah, it'll all be fun. I don't know. This is fun. This is going to throw... Anybody listening is going to be like, what show?

Did I move ahead? Did I move behind? What's going on? It makes no sense. Whatever. I don't care. I think he's more excited for the naughty part. There seems to be a lot of girls that want to sit and do naughty things with, you know, on Santa's lap. So, I don't know. Speaking of a pair. Okay. So, Travis is asking, any details on KWM, dress attire, et cetera? Yeah, don't forget. Crazy Winter Nights is our Saturday night is our gala. It's our formal. So, you'll see. I'll be in a tuxedo, actually, myself. You'll see everybody. Not the Santa suit. I'm in an actual tuxedo. A tuxedo.

You see everything from formal gowns black it's a black tie optional so girls in formal gowns cocktail dresses whatever hey look we're not holding that this is not like a contest to see who's you know spends the most money but no and we're not going to kick you out if your dressy is is nice pair of pants yeah rock on it's just dress up it just it's nice that's saturday nights uh and and no the thing actually to be honest with you we we i'm not releasing it's about trust right now with kwn we're going to we have to release it sooner than sooner than than i want to but we and we actually have to release the friday night theme sooner so people have time i'm trying to come up with a witty name for it.

Yeah, so probably in the next week or so we'll have to, but we and we actually have to release the Friday Night theme sooner so people have time. I'm trying to come up with a witty name for it. Yeah, so probably in the next week or so we'll have announcements, but I can tell you this. Now I know on the coast some of these things have been done so we're not recreating well, but here in the Midwest, the event that I'm working on and what we're putting together has never been done here in the Midwest, but I can tell you that it's damn exciting.

I can tell you a couple things that are really cool that are coming in. Can I? It's a beast of shit out of me. Sure. You know, our seminars are so many times you go to these things and the seminars are all the same. You know, it's all like rules. It's all like, you know, it's swinging right for me, blah, which all those things are great and important and rock on.

Right now, one of the things that we have coming in, we have a university professor that their area of education and expertise is cybersecurity, that they're going to be there to do seminars on how to keep your information safe in a digital world, both online, Facebook, and otherwise. We also have one that is self-defense. We actually have a dojo in Illinois, and they're coming.

And they're not just teaching, like, in case you're mugged, they're going to be teaching things like you're in an orgy situation or a close setting, and a woman and you told the guy to stop, and he doesn't waste you get away right here, right now. So that's just a couple of things. We've got a rope tying one coming up. Uh, it's going to be there. Here's the thing. We're going to have some, a mix of things. It's not in some of our past events, been very, very BDSM heavy. That is not the case with this, uh, at all.

Uh, but again, the rope tying, because again, there's a lot of art that goes with with that So there's a lot of themes like that So we have got Some and that's just the tip Of the iceberg of some of the cool things that we've Got coming so we'll release More as it gets closer But sign up get your tickets go to crazycasma.com And get your tickets don't forget Ladies you can also sign up to get your hair and makeup done There's a limited spot so that's on there to get your tickets for that also so there you go and i'll put this out there in case we actually have people that listen i don't know if they do or not uh but for any of if you are unlike so many of the shows out there and events now where they're trying to charge you to to uh record and shit if you have a show which is just fucking stupid whatever we actually we are putting an open invitation to any content creators in terms of podcasters or bloggers if you create content about the lifestyle or the adult community uh we would like you to be our guest at kwn because what we want to do is we want to show the rest of the country how we do it here because, well, if you know our motto, you know our themes, we don't give a fuck how anybody else does it.

We do it our own way. We're not going to tell you what to write. If you have a horrible experience, write that, but I don't think you will. So we're encouraging if you have a blog or a podcast like that to contact us, we'd like you to be our guest so that you can tell the rest of the world I don us know. Reach out to us. Go to our website. There's actually a link on Crazy Casper now that you can hit that takes you to a forum if you're a content creator. Get more contact to get more information. Yeah, get more information and we're happy to because we'd love to have you. So, there you go.

So, we're excited. That's pretty cool. Okay. So, we've got a couple questions. We've got, oh, health tip of the day. What do you want to talk about? Do you want to talk about me? Thank you. Uh, so what, what, uh, so coffee, nothing else? No booze? No. Are you sure? No liquor? No. Did you want some liquor? Protein shake. Would you like to lick her? I just thought that was helpful, helpful. Depends on the person. That could happen. Sure. It could happen. Is that talking with your mouth full?

Kind of you go that's cool Okay so just coffee No added boost needed Are you sure Okay there you go Now you've heard it right away Should I I don't know I don't want you to fall asleep on me Don't pass out and die Okay, so I'm going to go, shall I do the health tip of the day? Where are we at?

Yes, you're better at it than I am So the health tip of the day Is the importance of penis and vag care Awesome Very much so Remember, ED You know know what it can be if you get ed and you've never been tested for anything else it can be signs of other issues so it's not something you should not that you should take lightly you should see a doctor if you're started if you've never had ed issues performance issues you might consider checking with your doctor to make sure it's not something else there can be a million things it can be uh trust me i went through this with my doctor so check and obviously again with vag health with that vag health again obviously you know what you need to make sure you have your regular appointments and check up health we can't stress it enough in everything you do uh there's so many so many things can be prevented with a little preventative maintenance right and that includes in our junk so uh the health tip of the day from cask crazy cask is get your junk checked out the do your tune-ups it's like changing the fluids and oils and shit i think i don't want to drain it or anything it or anything.

I don't know for sure on that. But check under the hood. I've got nothing. That weird noise, there's a reason for it. If your penis or vag is knocking, you want to check that out. That could be something wrong with it. Don't just turn the radio up and ignore it.

If it has a strange smell, you might want to check it out If something If you see your vag Something reaching out and grabbing snacks Check it out If things grip wrong Just because it's Halloween Something shouldn't be scary Like your junk This is why we have no listeners I fucking love it I don't fucking care What the Don't let the scariest thing This Halloween don't let the scariest thing you see Be some of your partner's junk Where do you come up with this shit Everything was fine and all of a sudden The green penis came out. I got nothing. Okay. It smelled like another world. Okay.

This sure was a fun show.

This was great kids Appreciate that We went and got our nails done On Friday It was a smooth transition I just happened to look and I went Oh yeah we did nails A big A big shout out You may have left a sweet potato in there Oh lord For those of you who don't remember We're pre-recorded in front of a live Our live Casbah family And they're interjecting They get me The guys on our page get me They jump right in with the fucking With my humor Some of them know you really well Just yeah I know But we did get an answer And sometimes when you get on a little Tangent It's just hard to get me off Opinion When you get on a joke I'll see you next time.

you really well just yeah i know but we did sometimes when you get on a little tangent it's just hard to get opinion when you get on a joke i literally told him i said if i could record you and put it on tiktok he'd be fucking famous just for jokes alone and he's like you think and And I'm like, have you not watched everybody around you? Me, don't take me because, you know, I'm going to give stupid looks and go, what the fuck are you thinking? But you just, it just spooze out of your mouth with no thought. I've decided I'm going to start.

Or maybe your brain just thinks that fast that it's fucking scary. Like a 12-year-old. I think that I'm going to have to. You don't think like a 12-year-old. I think I'm going to have to buy a license so we can play songs, so we can put themed music when I interject with stuff. Just a sin. Anyways.

Yes, hey, by the way, we got our nails done And we were proud to get to support one of our members We went out and You know what's so awesome about what we do Really is Is getting to Like hang out with People on our page And so the gal that we went out We don't get to hang out with very often I mean, we see her usually At a party, a couple times a year maybe So it's really cool to then get out And because it was Friday afternoon I think we were there probably two hours Thank you.

often i mean we see her usually at a party a party here a couple times yeah maybe so it's really cool to then get out and because it was a friday afternoon i think we're there probably two hours yeah and it was so totally back just you know just laughing and having a good time yeah i gotta tell you that's one of the we love it when it's funny she she's messaging me she goes now my boss might be here so we have to kind of keep it clean and i'm like going do you think that we talk this way in public all the time but then she wasn't so we didn't have to no no but anytime when we get a chance to hang out with people uh and we try we try to use like if you have a if you have a business and look even if you're not in our neck of the woods if you have a business let us know because the thing is is like if we're going to be in des moines or we're going to be in illinois or we're going to be in you know colorado somewhere we still have the needs for service and cedar rapids cedar rapids we'd much rather like use go to people that are on our pages business because it's so much fun it's a great time so just like that, we got, nails got done, which looked, our nails look awesome and it's, god, I've been it's been like eight weeks since I'd had my nails done, because I had all these weddings, so I couldn't have my nails done, so it felt great to have my, it's awesome to be back shut up, and so that was super fun, and it's just that's the best part of the life, so it's so much fun getting to go out and hang out with people and getting to in a non-party non you know just like real life we were gonna go to the brewery across the street for lunch but they didn't open till five and we'd already ate and so then i was like okay now it's like we're out of points and stuff so it was like okay well now we gotta go home but yeah so it was a great time we had a good time on thursday night we were able to go to a meet and greet which we had not uh we had not been out and around we got Thank you.

good time on thursday night we're able to go to a meet and greet which we had not uh we not been out and around we got to be out anymore because again i've had weddings up the ass all over the place so it's kind of fun i was like wow getting to be alive again just to scout so yeah so it was nice to sit back and have a couple drinks oh my god get one spilled on me be fucking human again meet new people we actually got to meet some new people on our page. Met some people that are on one of our other groups on Cassidy. Got to meet them. Got them on our Facebook page as well. That was cool.

It's fun. Plus, to be perfectly honest, you get me out in public around people. Apparently, rumor has it I like to chit-chat. I'm chatty. Chatty Cathy. Sometimes I'm like, you're going to scare them. I know. No, I had to.

I like to chit chat I'm chatty Chatty Cathy Sometimes I'm like shh you're going to scare them I know I had to check with their husbands To make sure we didn't scare anybody away But apparently not They all thought I was funny So that's good Surprise Yeah no shit I was a little bit on a roll Wow And next time we see them I'll have my contacts And that'll be good so yeah i'm all kinds of excited sam there we go neat you think you put your contacts i forgot this morning it's been kind of chaotic because you've been worried about your fucking santa no i haven't been no i actually have had a whole bunch of stuff going i was going through everything with our computer gal to get all the we sat there trying to come up with every freaking website name that we could think of.

He's like, okay, this one. Damn it, they want like $7,000 for it. It was fucking horrible. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's... Yeah, so, yeah. So, but we finally got... So, it was kind of crazy. We got that done. What color will Santa's nails be? They'll continue to be black because Santa will be wearing his white gloves because I'm pristine like that. Yeah, so, I don't know. It was a good time. So it's fun again. I don't know what we have going on this weekend. I don't know what we're doing now. We'll figure it out. Anyways, a couple Well, this weekend we haven't really talked about it much.

Well, we've got to show up to Well, we're going to I may have plans for Friday night. He says in a hopeful tone. And Saturday, we are going to make an appearance at a party. Well, I have to pick up my race packet. Right. And we're going to make an appearance at a party for just a couple hours to make a presentation and do some shit and say hello, press flush, hi, yay, yay. And then we've got to get home because you've got to get your little butt to bed so that you can get up at the crack of dawn and go run. It's not the crack of dawn, it's 8 o'clock. Well, whatever.

It'll be a quiet ride home for me. So you're not going to do it hungover, are you? I might have to Well, maybe, possibly I don't get hangovers So I could drink and it would be no big deal Yeah No, and yes, Travis, we haven't forgotten 10 days is also, there's a meet and greet in Osceola There's shit going all over the place Luna wants to know what color Santa's jingle balls or ball be. You know, we'll paint it different colors as the holiday goes through. So it may start off as silver, a silver bell. And then we may move to like, you know, like a green or... Blue. Yeah, no.

That would be its normal color. Blue ball. If you punch it, it'll be black and blue. Ow. Okay. So, there you go. All right. Great news. Rock on. Oh, good Lord. Okay. So, we've got a couple of questions, actually, tonight. This Eve. This Eve. Do we really? We do. Why are you acting surprised about that? I do still check all the other shit. I'm being a smartass. I do keep track of all the other shit. Am I not allowed to be a smartass? No, you are not allowed to be a smartass. We continue to have this discussion off the air, and you continue to break every rule when you get there. Oh, whatever.

Well, maybe.

I actually have thought about this week I was going to start filming me just doing some of the shit that I work on shit And put it on YouTube And like On our YouTube channel And it's like this week I haven't I've been busy doing other shit I keep forgetting But I thought about getting like I may need to get a GoPro So people can see what A day in the life of Like behind the scenes It'll be fun It'll be something different We'll do it with the Santa Claus stuff It'll be good It'll be fun It'll be fun Okay You know like when I'm recording a rant And shit like that It'll be awesome So, let's go.

We'll do it with Santa Claus stuff It'll be good It'll be fun It'll be fun Okay You know like when I'm recording a rant and shit like that It'll be awesome You sure roll your eyes a lot Just saying Man If you're not careful one of these Those are going to roll out of your fucking head young lady Is that what you heard growing up? If you sneeze It'll be like old Smokey in your meatball It'll go rolling out I don't think that's quite how it works. I don't know. I go, anything I hear, I believe. It must be true. The internet says it. Oui, oui. Just saying. Okay. All right, so let's do a question.

Did you want to do halftime first? Is this seriously fucking halftime already? Five minutes. Jesus fucking, what the hell is going on? Because you talk a lot. No, you're supposed to be keeping me on track of some variety. How are people ever going to learn anything from our shows if this is what happens? Someone asked a question about fucking... Dress clothes. KWN. Yeah. Exactly. So that's the story. Yeah. Yeah. We do have a GoPro. It wasn't my fault then. It's just floating around over here somewhere. We have a GoPro? What? Why was I not informed we had a GoPro?

Because it's not ours, technically. Whose is it? Did we rob somebody with a GoPro and I don't remember? Was I drinking? No. The oldest. Oh, well, fuck. You'll never remember that. You're right. Look, if I store your shit for longer than six months, I own it. It's officially mine. So we'll have a motor's tie? It squatters right. There's a whole basement of tools. I got a fucking blazer out there that's mine Whether I want it or not Okay, so I guess we're doing halftime No one's going to listen to our show ever again Yeah, we really kind of had to get back on Why?

I don't know So, hey everybody I don't even know where he's going What are you advertising for now, Sweet Pea? Oh, well, so Hey, the ASN Award show has been rescheduled Thank you. I don't even know where he's going. What are you advertising for now, Sweet Pea? Oh, well, so, hey, the ASN Awards show has been rescheduled. Okay. So, November 6th at 7 o'clock Central Standard Time, I do believe. You can go on SDC. Is that like a Monday? It's a Sunday. You can go on SDC.com. You don't have to pay. You can get a free membership to go on there to get to watch the ASN award shows.

So you get to see us presenting because we're there. But we're not there. We'll be here. But we're presenting from here to there. Just saying. You'll get to see us, and you'll get to see if we win some awards. So we want people to check it out. It's going to be a good time.

ASN, do a Do a watch party ASN award show That is November 6th On SDC.com Check it out today Not today Sign up to get your free membership ahead of time So you're ready So you're not missing the first part of the show No it's free You can do it You sign up stuff to get your free stuff And then you can check it out for free You don't have to pay to get to watch the show Okay They really just want you to have a username and shit Right, yeah So they know who you are and why you're there It's like a velvet rope To make sure that you're not some fucking homeless dude That's just sneaking in on the side Trying to get free champagnes and some cheese.

Just saying. Put that in your fucking corncob pipe and smoke it. Yes, I will be doing good references like that. I'm practicing. That is so much fucking fun. I have absolutely nothing on any of that. Holy shit. November is really starting to get busy for us. And you're going to fill all this Santa Claus shit in there. Fuck yeah, I am. You're damn right I'm going to. So when people go, hey, I haven't talked to you for a while. How busy have you been? Fucking swamped. Some dick bought this outfit and is running amok like a bat out of hell lewd.

Well, at some point I feel bad going, you know, people are going to think that I'm like ghosting them or some shit. And it's like, no, I'm busy. And then when I'm not busy, I just want to sleep. I guess if they want to book an elf, they can book an elf. There you go. I'm sorry. Catching an elf to fuck him isn't supposed to be easy. Who else would be ghosting you? All of a sudden you look confused like, no, no, it's your rash of just other friends just going out for girls night. What are you fucking looking at me like that? After Sunday, are you going to run anymore?

Aren't we done with that then? We? We sort of. I'll keep running. You never started. Where are you going to run to? When will you be on empty? Thank you, I'll be here all week running on empty Oh, now you're going to have me singing a song You are an asshole Don't forget, November 11th we'll be bowling That's right Would you like Santa to show up?

Okay, sorry Should we Now people want to pay the elf to sit on their lap That's great Now I'm whoring out the elves It's all fun and games So you start prostituting elves Except there's one person that saw me with my elf ears And he goes, I freak the fuck out I don't think they'll probably pay you to sit on his lap Probably not But if you want a picture with elf... I'm like, no, don't freak out just because I have elf ears. They're not real. I swear to God. But they look real. But they're not real. We should surgically make them real. Let's take this to the whole next level. Just saying.

Or not. You are just out there. Well, if you can charge more for having a real beard beard I'm assuming if you have an elf with real elf ears You get to charge more for that too I don't know Okay let's answer some questions Now that this show is completely off the fucking rail You started it You are supposed to be my adult supervision Okay Pick a question I like, where the fuck are they? Also, the room just goes dead silent. That's awesome. Pick a question. I don't think I'm the only one that needs to go to visit the eye doctor the next time. Just saying. How about, well, no, my eyes are bad.

Let's go with the newbie one.bie one okay so this question we got this question uh from a couple on the west coast and the gist of the question their whole concept was they've been going to events and they listen to our show and they notice how a lot of times our show we re-answer questions we've answered on past episodes yeah right there you're good there you go stay with me pumpkin uh anyways that pumpkin uh anyways that uh that and they go and they sit through their thing is when they go to events most events have uh like a seminar or not a seminar a um orientation and so the gist is is is that uh how annoying newbies are and that it's actually getting to the point that they don't know if they really want to continue to go to events to turn off because the newbies are so annoying.

Breaking the rules and asking silly questions. You can see why I put a lot of detailed information when I read the guy's question. I did reach out to him. Look, I'll be honest with you. I got this question about three weeks ago, and I just reached out to him this last week because I put off doing it because initially it kind of offended me. It didn't offend me. It annoyed me. This question kind of annoyed me. Well, some people, I don't know. There are some people that prey on newbies and some people that stay way the hell away from them. Well, and Missy just said it best.

We all started somewhere, and that's exactly it. Here's the thing. Seriously, the reason this question annoyed me initially was this is like this overall thing that is in everyday life. People forget what it was like when you were new, when it was your first day on the job, when you were. Yes. There's only like seven mistakes to make in the world. Everybody's going to make them until they learn them. And there's such an arrogance about it that I actually couldn't reach out to them when I first got the question because I knew I was going to be a lippy.

I knew if I reached out to them, I was going to be a dick, right? So I totally knew that. And so I had to wait until I could actually ask them why they thought newbies would continue to make the same mistakes. And I set them up for a trap a little bit. Akbar, it's a trap. I set them up for a trap. And, Mike, you're exactly right. There are no silly questions. I set them up, though, because here is part of, I believe, part of the reason why newbies continue to have to ask the same questions and make the same mistakes with each new batch of newbies that come in.

The examples that are being set for them are shitty.

I'm just going to let that, just like, let that, like like this is like feathers just kind of settle because here's the question every single one of us that have been that are not newbies have we always set the best example no and that's just it like nobody i haven't i've said i have personally set like as i think about this a horrible example how many events and i'm i'm usually a fun drunk right we know that and i'm laughing and we're joking and i'll it's a big and it's like i am the pied piper of let's go fuck shit up and have a good time, right?

But still, is that necessarily the best example? Because everybody knows if you're out with me, you're probably going to end up having a drink with me. Can I say that I've set the best example? Yeah, probably not. And the thing is, isn't that all of us?

So is it really The newbie's fault Or do maybe we own some of it Or should we I don't know What was I'm going to butterfly here for a minute Or squirrel Because that doesn't usually happen What were we talking about the other day That I said yes you do do it when you're like kissing all these women and stuff what were we talking about i said that that i never that i don't that i don't uh that i don't i don't set it up but i that i don't i don't not manipulate it that i don't yeah kind of that i don't that i'm not like fishing like some people we feel like wait you know you see people that they're like they're they're fishing that wasn't what we were talking yeah it was because you're like no you do and i'm like i said i didn't i or i didn't ask to kiss girls that's what it is that's what it was i said i don't ask i never instigate it that's what it was instigating that was i said that i said you accuse me that i instigate it and i said no i do not yes you do well tell him how you feel like i instigate it how he instigates it is he is someone goes someone will say something like well i heard you a good kisser and he goes well i don't know am i No, me like Like a peck on the Lips is that the best you can do Or that all'll say, is that all I get, really?

But I don't even think about it. But, I mean. And that's the example that you're giving people. Yeah. I mean, we've got people. Missy, that's a good example, and Layla, the thank you base. The thing is, though, is, okay, part of it is, when you're new, it is, and Mike said earlier, there's no, you're new. The worst thing you can have new people do is not ask questions.

Because when you don't ask questions, that's when that whole we we use the example of like if five people walk up and slap your ass but you've known they have consent you've known them for 10 years it's totally a ball game and the new couple stand there and and that's all they see well they don't ask they don't want to look stupid so they go well apparently that's what you do so then that's what when the new guy walks up and slaps you on the ass like what the fuck it's i'd rather have new people ask questions that that's a huge part of it well the thing is is it isn't just the swinger part of it it happens in in every everyday situations um a dog is, trying to enter in here.

On a popular weight loss program, they said, what's the most annoying thing on their little social media about the new people starting? They go, asking all these questions that we all have the answers to. If you just search it, you'll find it.

Well, you don't have to be an ass about it no they just want to know they don't you know they don't know to look it up or they don't know where to look it up or what to look up and we were all new and what a great opportunity every time somebody's new and sweet dreams in london young lady and everybody when you have the opportunity when asks something, what a great opportunity to make sure that they're not one of the fucksticks or become one of the fucksticks of the lifestyle. So the other thing was they're like, well, you tell people this stuff over and over again.

Well, you know, how many times do we have to talk about consent a year? And people still don't get it. After every single event, we have to talk about it. And when I'm drunk, I don't get it, apparently. Well, the thing is, again, we have to talk about it because it's not a solvable issue that will just go away. You have to keep talking about it. I don't know. there's a there's a thing in the lifestyle right now where it's like the need to fucking remember where we came from is really important. And it doesn't matter if you've been in it 20 years, 10 years, 5 years, 2 weeks.

To remember where the fuck we came from that none of us knew a damn thing when we walked in. The biggest problem is we've all gotten just a little too smart for our own fucking good. We got too big for our fucking britches is what's happened. We've gotten, when you start knowing too much, you start doing things like getting judgy. You forget that you don't have to fuck somebody to be nice to them or to include them. You start to forget that people can feel awkward, that people can feel uncomfortable, that people can feel because we've gotten too big for our britches.

sometimes if we remember where we came from look at the newbies and go i remember what that was like because the other thing we've lost we've lost some of the fucking um kick-ass excitement god's honest truth if i could go back and do it the one part of going back to knowing not a single fucking thing that we were doing, that would be fun, that I would do right now in a heartbeat, I would give all this up. I would give up the podcast, the events, all of it, to go back and have a fucking weekend that as soon as you got off work, you knew that you were going to an event.

You knew what the possibility was for that weekend and that excitement and then going through and having that kick ass fucking weekend that when you got in the car to leave to go home you're just sitting there going you look at each other and go holy shit and you talk about it for the next three fucking weeks and every time you talk about it you get a fucking boner or you get drippy wet Because it was hot and it was fun or your sides are hurting from laughing and, and you relive that moment. Like that's what was so fun about college. You know, you're in college and you'd have this weekend.

It was so great that you'd sit there on Sunday and relive it. Like it was a long time ago, but it was just, you know, the, the weekends that when me and my college friends still get together 30 years later, we still talk about those weekends and we have weekends like that from the lifestyle i'd do anything to have one of those weekends again and the only way you can do that bless you the only way you can do that you have to you have to allow yourself to go back and there's really no way that's something just can't, you can't ever totally recapture that.

So don't be in a hurry to fucking have it all figured out. Mike, you just hope newbies, bless you, squared. You just hope newbies meet someone with experience willing to share versus the predators, fuck yeah, that turn them off.

What a great icebreaker, answering questions and sharing your perspective to help shape their experience that's damn right that's awesome uh that was our first case and event we were blown away and it's so much fun and that's yeah i mean the night at sneaky beats will forever live i i'm telling you at whichever one of us dies first the other will be sitting around with the our friends from the lifestyle telling that story That's I mean what a fucking great thing So I don't know Here's to making those kinds of memories I hope And what really makes me happy is every time somebody goes to one of our events And talks about our event like that And we didn't do it But we were part of it yeah that's cool uh jr newbies need to know who they can trust for new and valuable information absolutely blowing them off or attitude shatters confidence and trust absolutely does it scares the hell out of makes them not want to come back absolutely so there you go so the couple i know they listen to the show it off, but you know what?

Hopefully you, you know, just be glad I didn't call you when you first sent me the question because I'm a dick. Wait a minute, what? What? Santa's not a dick to anybody. Fuck, I'm not. Okay, let's move along because we're moving. Okay. Wow. So, this question, this comes to us from P&B. I love that. I was hungry, too. Peanut butter? P&B. P&B, they're from Oregon, and they're about a year, year and a half into the lifestyle. Okay. Okay.

And so their question is, they had started off going to some small events and they're all excited because they're starting to look at going to parties and go to parties and their question is is that they feel like that all the parties preach about being inclusive but they're all inclusive only if you have money and that why is it that all parties are not inclusive? Because they financially keep people out. And I was like, I love this question. Love it with a passion. So I reached out to them. Obviously, we're in the Midwest. So there's pricing.

There's substantial pricing differences, whatever. And they actually go back. They're on both coasts quite a bit. So they've actually done more swinging on the East Coast than the West Coast. Okay. Okay? And they were talking about specific parties and events, which I'm not going to say the names of those parties and events, okay? Because they're not sponsored, so fuck them. Anyways, and I know exactly what they're talking about because, as they said, yes, they're all-inclusive if you can afford $700, $800, $1,200, $1,500. Per night? For a weekend. For a weekend, okay.

And the fact that even though they're on the, and I said, well, on the coast, aren't you used to higher cost of living?

Yes, but that's still a huge, that's still more than you'd spend if you're just going to do an event or you know go out at a weekend it's not like every weekend's a thousand dollar event okay and and so their their issue is they feel like that to go to the big the big parties they all push about how inclusive they are and yet there isn't you know day passes and and passes are just through the rough it's it's outrageous not including travel to go to these places or go to hotels or anything else and their concern is when you don't stay at the main hotel you're not as much part involved in the party and they still have outrageous expenses and i think that is very true and so i don't know there's a there's a new event coming up and there's a new push in the lifestyle and this is what's really fucking scary there's a new push in the lifestyle for uh blacked out events okay and what blacked out events are and we've been approached we've had advisors try to get us to do these too which are high-end very exclusive parties okay there are parties out there that cater to millionaires and billionaires and a-listers right and we understand that everybody can an a-lister can't necessarily go to every party we've always refrained from those because they're they're just not right but that's a new push because they're pushing for this higher clientele so to speak don't worry we've gotten rid of the riffraff you're only with you know quality people which is bullshit uh and the problem is most parties, the big parties, have effectively, they're exactly right, have effectively eliminated not only the riffraff, but people that don't have a vacation fund set up to go to their events.

I mean, here's the reality. It's $1,000 a night to go to Hedo or to go to some of these places. It's expensive as fuck. But to drop $1,000 for a weekend or $1,500 for a weekend I don't know. a night to go to hito or to go to some of these places it's expensive as fuck but to drop a thousand dollars for a weekend or fifteen hundred dollars for a weekend is insane in my opinion and we throw big events okay and yeah there's cost it goes with it i get it but that's it it's what's happening in the lifestyle is they're starting to be just in real life, a huge divide between the haves and have-nots.

And what people want is something that is still – look, someone should have to sacrifice safety for cost. They want something that's still safe, that's still fun, but it's not a fucking – but it's not going to – a mini vacation every time they fucking go to it. And, you know, the thing is, is all I can tell you is, look, they're out there. You have to find them. You have to really look and dig, and they're not going to be some of the bigger ones. But you also have to be careful because you do have to watch out for the ones.

Look, just because their price tag isn't high doesn't mean they give a fuck about your safety. Here's the fundamental problem with all this shit. People have somehow or another equated, if I spend $1,000, this event's going to be safe and whatever. It's not. It's this huge price point. But how do you make a stand against it is you quit fucking funding these fucking places.

Quit going to these cocksuckers, one you know i always think it's funny because we live in the midwest and so we're flyover states and we're gonna have people we personally personally know people that financially are looted and they're just hick farmers I got a fucking family member That can Buy and sell 99% of the world And the fanciest thing he owns Is a pair of jeans and maybe a blazer Maybe Okay uh and so but it's like this goal to like eliminate those us and people like that and what it is is you have to just look and find parties and i promise you you're not missing anything yeah if you get a chance to go and it works in your budget go rock on but don't feel bad you know uh kevin i was right those events are all about the dollars they are all about the dollars but the thing is is what you can do is you know find the local events that are that you go that you hear good things about find out about the events that are local in your area that get good reports and if you go and you have a great experience share it that's really the most important thing you can do share it put it on your social media that you had a great time at at x place or whatever the case may be share the information about it share what safety features they had share why it was good whatever if you'll do that so that other people can find the alternatives eventually about it share what safety features they had share why it was good whatever if you'll do that so that other people can find the alternatives eventually this parties and events are like any other business it's it's a it's it's a give and take sort of of thing if people quit going because it's out of their price range people will lower lower it, and they'll add more to make it better.

Travis, how do you separate money versus safety? In truth, you can't. No, you actually can't. Look, it doesn't cost a lot of money. It really doesn't in the grand scheme of things to have security, not fake security, real security at a fucking event okay look if if if you can get if anything goes at an event drugs vanillas whatever the case may be if that's all okay that's not a safe event okay i know that oh no it's it no it's not a fucking safe event it's not uh but it doesn't take a lot to have one to make sure that all the people going in there are supposed to be there Thank you.

I know that, oh, no, it's safe. No, it's not a fucking safe event. It's not. But it doesn't take a lot to have one to make sure that all the people going in there are supposed to be there. It's not hard to make sure that they're not just randomly opening the doors to whomever. It's really not. And you should never, there's not a single thing. Let me tell you, putting on an event, everything is, when you go and book events, everything is figured into the cost factor. Right? So the thing is, is that, oh, well, we had to pay extra for this and this.

There's only so many things hotels charge you for. Okay? So don't kid yourself. don't fall into the bullshit that the the hotels when you find hotels it's very hard to let them come in and a lot of them do require deposits and things like that but if you if the place doesn't get trashed they'll let you come back again but they there's not like an added because you're a sex party fee it doesn't work work that way. That's not how this shit works at all. Hotels do not have a problem with you bringing in your own security. In fact, they encourage you to do so.

They like it that you'll help keep things under check. Yes, if you have stuff where people are just getting to run amok naked and it's a frat party, you're going to have other issues. That's just the way it is. That's common sense. But don't buy into the fact that Thank you.

run amok naked and it's a frat party yep you're gonna have other issues that's just the way it is that's common sense but don't don't buy in the fact that well you don't need that that doesn't really make it safer bullshit and it doesn't cost that much to do that it's really funny kevin you're exactly right those events aren't supporting the lifestyle they're giving the lifestyle a bad name that's 100 correct you know it's a priority it's what you choose to make it and what you choose to make a priority but you have to when you find a kick-ass party i always think about island riders right so when we found them or they found us or we found each other it was.

We found each other. It was, we went to the party. We didn't listen to rumors or bullshit. We went and experienced it ourselves. And it was a good party. Good people. Good party. Good time. Great music. Great music. Dancing. Fun night. Very reasonable.

And so what we did was we continued to support that and we supported by telling people hey we're going here they're having this party again this is a really great time that's huge you know these big big monster events are searching to have people they're constantly searching needing new people to come in it's because half the people that leave go that was fucking horrible look at the event if you go back to our post you'll read the event an event that i bash continuously and they constantly every time after they each year they get a million one complaints people had a horrible time it was had all kinds of issues so So they constantly are searching for new blood, new meat.

A great party, a great event doesn't have to search for new meat. Because you know what? The people want to come back because it kicked ass. I'm starting to go fund me for our own hotel and resort. You tell me. Tell me, man.

the lottery but i mean that's that's god's honest truth great events can you you will see the same people each year a good chunk of them at great events because they put it on their calendar they make it a focal point they're not going to miss those parties because they had a great time they felt safe they felt it was enjoyable whatever now does that make it perfect no but you know what the thing is with a really good event if something happens one time and it's not perfect or there was a fuck up or there was something that was off you're willing to give them a chance the next time because you know that that was the fluke.

Look, there are some parties, and we're surrounded by these motherfuckers, there are some parties that every time we know before that party is over, before that party is over, we're going to hear about how many people were roofied we're gonna hear about all the bullshit that has happened you know what and trust me i can rattle off names and and we're gonna hear about it and every time you go wow we laugh when we start getting the people letting us know about it and the good parties you know what every time you don't hear anything so when something all you hear is the way it was so great again the next day it speaks volumes and that and that's the part that that it is a tight budget and people are limited on money help support quality programs and understand this for the people that are going to like oh just because he paid puts on a bank if you hate my event then i hope that you will take my advice and not support it because if if my event isn't for you don't give me your money you know let me know so maybe i can fix it but don't give me your money.

You know, let me know so maybe I can fix it. But don't give me my money. But if you find one that's awesome, support the hell out of them. That's what it is. So there you go. I don't know. Okay, so we got to roll. Man, oh, man. Fly by. Again, shout out to our sponsors. Again, asnlifestylemagazine.com. Don't forget their watch party November 6th. But also asnlifestylemagazine.com. Check it out. Three million readers can't be wrong. Make it a habit to read their magazine every single month. And shamelesscare.com, a traffic, what?

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