Krazy Truth #229 Self Love in the private room

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth, where I'm happily doing as my director instructs me at all times. Shh, Cole, Professor Cole.
Speaker2: Dick! Yeah.
Speaker1: Anyways, I'm your host with most, and I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slightly control-freakish Ms. Amanda.
Speaker3: Am not.
Speaker2: Say hey. Hey.
Speaker3: Hey, I'm not.
Speaker1: R2.
Speaker3: No, I started that, and you looked at that, and I'm like, starting that, and you're like, hey, you crazy motherfuckers. And I haven't even started yet.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: Do we need to restart over?
Speaker2: No. Are you sure? No. Yes. No. Yes. What? Really?
Speaker1: Is this the comic routine?
Speaker3: Kind of.
Speaker2: No. Yes.
Speaker1: You're going to change your mind.
Speaker2: All right, buddy. Anyways.
Speaker1: So those of you who follow along at home, well, now I'm all just going to quit.
Speaker3: Don't pull my hair.
Speaker1: This is season five, episode 229. Show number 229. Episode 229. What? You got me discombobulated because you pulled my fucking hair. And here's the thing. It's not attached firm enough because my laser is out of battery. So it's not fucking yank on my fucking hair. It was over here. Don't pull my fucking hair. Oh, my God. I got like fucking two bits of it. and it's glued in half the way through are you fucking kidding me oh no it actually looks pretty full today he's gonna kick my ass yay awesome looks fluffy why does it seem so dark in here i be i don't know i'll work on that tomorrow tomorrow i'll lighten up the studio that's I don't know do. I don't know if I'm hot, cold, hot, cold. We're trying to figure out why the fuck we're at. Don't worry, Ted. We don't know what's happening either. So for those of you who don't know, we do this in front of our live Facebook crowd on our secret Facebook page, Kaz Bank. Shh. Shh. Tell everybody. No, I'm kidding, tell the others, uh, you know, pretty soon we're gonna, I think, I think this next week we're gonna go try to, uh, depending on how much our fucking house becomes a community center, uh, we're gonna try to actually go live and answer questions on Full Swap 101 this week, but we'll, who fucking knows, there's all kinds of shit I'm gonna try to do, anyways, uh, quick shout, we have sponsors, I should say what they are, just saying, no, we're not bringing in the dogs. No. To our sponsors. Dear sponsors. ASN Lifestyle Magazine, Smart Swingers, what do they do? They read. If you want to know what's going on in the lifestyle or the adult community in the adult world, then check out Make It a Habit to Read ASN Lifestyle Magazine every single month, asnlifestylemagazine.com. Nightcaps, we're all about safety. The drink spiking prevention scrunchie, nightcaps.com. Check them out. Don't forget, put in the promo code nightcap10 slash casbink and get a discount. Plus it lets them know that they heard it from us and finally now shameless care.com shameless care for your at-home test needs and also for your ed meds so there's a special deal running right now you actually get out your electronic devices because god fucking forbid i say pen and pencil and get ready for this pen and pencil shut up shameless care.com backslash ed-trial-offer. You put in the coupon code KK50. Yeah, I came up with that because Cole Carter, my age. Coupon code KK50. And you can get signed up to take advantage of getting the samples of the ED meds and the huge physician network that they have for $3.99, so check that out today. And here I thought it was for Crazy Casbah. Well, actually it was, but I just didn't remember what it was for. I just remember the 50 part. Anyways, check them out. Also, for all your home health care needs, check out ShannonWizCare.com. It's a company designed that was made by a swinger for swingers. Check them out today. Anyways. I'm kind of in a smart-ass mood. No way, really? Awesome. Fucking week, fucking week. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. And this week is suck cock. Actually, the last three weeks is suck cock. And they just keep getting bigger and bigger and longer and longer. And I have a horrible gag reflex. I swear to God, I've been forced puking on Dick for the last month and a half. It's been great. Capulated yesterday with the ultimate old person move to get fucking scammed on Facebook. Yay. Cool. Nope. That's right. Trying to do Casbah Cares,bah cares trying to be smart and what happened i send some sex traffickers and god knows where four hundred dollars from casbah cares yay yes so you made up for it today i made up for today but hopefully hopefully those whoever's getting sex traffic now will have a nicer fucking flea bag hotel or whatever the fuck they do with it. I'm just like, fuck my
Speaker3: life. Serious.
Speaker1: Well, only money. The key is the person that I thought needed it didn't need it because they got hacked. So, thank goodness our person didn't need it and whatever. So, there you go. Yep. So, you helped some other person. Yeah. Yep. Apparently, it's a dude. They figured out that it is a guy that I helped do that. And luckily, luckily, because they didn't have the system that I wanted to use that I usually use Thank you. Yep. Apparently it's a dude. They figured out that it is a guy that I helped do that. And luckily, luckily, because they didn't have the system that I wanted to use, that I usually use to dole out Casbah Cares thing, they were fucking, they were persistent enough, right? And I was dumb enough to go, no, I'm not using this way. Do it this way. So now I helped them set up, I set them up on a totally different way so they could scam me the money. Except they could totally, they could totally take that away knowing what they did. Yeah, so, but the key is, the key, huh? Ben, over here, it comes again. No, you're thinking, it's thinking. That's awesome. Hey, it's trying to reconnect. I thought we worked on all that. I think we did, but I have a feeling that somebody's probably upstairs reconnecting. That doesn't mean shit. It means the place across the street is taking all of our fucking internet. The fucking church. We're going to go fucking. Cut all their lines. We're going to go show our Christianity. Right over there with the fucking wires and cutters and cut their fucking internet anyways uh so when you can start to hear us again who fucking knows this is amazing uh don't worry about it just keep going everybody thinks we left no you're getting oh oh there you go there we are hey we're back now everybody can rejo Anyway, so thank goodness for the church across the street that's sucking down all the internet. That's awesome. Wow. Anywho. Anywho. Keep going. Yep. So, stuff, words, things. So, there you go. Why don't you give the health tip of the day? Because I can't read it because the light is shining on it and reflecting, so I can't read it. All right, so. Because that's why I said you're going, did you not see me go like this? I did. Because I was trying to figure out if I could read it or not. All right, so today's, hello, Courtney, we're back. Today's health tip of the day is, remember, we're getting ready to go into cold and flu season. So remember, if you have a cold, if you're feeling under the weather, it's extremely rude to go to a hotel party or a swinger party where there's a good chance people will be macking on each other. So this cold and flu season, if you've got the sniffles, you know, wait until next weekend to go out. Put your junk away and get better. Have some NyQuil dayquil whatever and get fucked later that's that's the whole tip of the day well you would think so and if you have table lickers they call into work but they can't you know if you have table lickers which are kids in school even if they don't lick tables their friends do uh remember don't disease us old people anyways there you go no actually the reason i said it for the health tip is it's gonna be a big deal because you know places are still like when somebody has a cold what do they do when they send you home from work you gotta go do what you gotta go get a covid test and then you could i mean it's like so please don't spread the keep the diseases to yourself that's yeah yeah all right Stay home and masturbate.
Speaker2: That's right.
Speaker1: Work on your personal skill set. I feel a cold coming and I don't think I can go to work. Sometimes you just don't get to play poker. You have to play solitaire. It's the same thing with sex. Okay, so shall we move on with the show? Sure, Western. Sure, let's go for it. Really?
Speaker2: You ready?
Speaker1: We got most of our people back. I wonder if it's still fucking timing out and shit.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: Am I going to start going? Am I going to run a Santa outfit this year?
Speaker3: Are you going to run a Santa outfit?
Speaker1: I'm looking at it. I'm looking at myself right now. I'm like, fucking, I'm going to have to go to a Santa outfit.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Yeah, I'm going to have to. We're going to have a special Santa party.
Speaker3: Well, I got the elf outfit, and I can't wait to put it on.
Speaker1: I want to cut a hole in the pants for people who want to be naughty.
Speaker3: No, I like those pants.
Speaker1: No, for the Santa outfit.
Speaker3: Oh, for the Santa outfit.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: No, it's okay.
Speaker2: All right. Anyways.
Speaker1: Okay, so we're back.
Speaker3: Here we go. And on the way we go on with the show. Oh, Lord. Wow. God. I tell you what. Chaos in motion. It's National Vodka Day, and it should be vodka. Anyways. Oh, it is. Damn it. Yeah. The last thing we need to do is sit here and be drinking. It was taco day. Yeah, we had that. Had that for dinner. It was, it's national cinnamon bun day. Didn't have one of those. Well, I like cinnamon rolls, so cinnamon, well, of course, we can't have that. We didn't have any of those because we're fat. And it's some golf thingy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know because that doesn't apply to me either. So, we just want the liquor.
Speaker1: Okay. National Vodka Day. All right, which is kind of funny because vodka cinnamon rolls kind of actually leads into our first question. Vodka cinnamon rolls. Uh-huh. Actually, believe it or not, it actually leads into our first question. How the fuck does that lead into a question? Can you see any of that board? Probably not because that light is perfectly glowed, isn't it? Well, between your phone going live and the light over here to see in between is really kind of difficult. I'm going to take a picture sitting over here, and you can see what I'm talking about. No, I get it. I can see the reflection. Awesome. So tomorrow, we're going to be rearranging. Step one, we're going to be rearranging the studio so she can see the teleprompter lower, lower, penis lower. Okay, so actually the first question, so I actually got two or three different questions like this the last couple of days. And plus, I've seen it on Full Swap 101, which is a great place. It's amazing how much shit. It just parallels what I'm getting for questions. And the one that came in the most is a new couple. They're actually out of Texas, the Austin area. It's actually Mike and Michelle. So there you go. They didn't say I could or couldn't say I am, so I'm going to. Anyways, their whole thing is they're new to the lifestyle, and they're new to, they've been on the pages, and it seems like all they're seeing on the pages are all these people that have had work done. I don't know if this is for us and i thought we're gonna tackle this question uh anyways because of things they've seen on online they've actually avoided certain parties and certain events because they go through the guest list on some of the sites and see the pictures and they feel like they're going to be out of place and is that something that they feel that they need to do to be able to fit in lifestyle so when i reached out and asked them what do you mean what you need to do and and they're in a financial position to be able to do do you need to have work done do you need to have things like boob jobs and mommy makeovers and how do these people do do they just spend all this time in the gym what the hell yeah and uh so and i actually was on the phone with them for about 45 minutes they were both on the phone when they work out of their house and um it has seriously paralyzed them fear factor to go to events because they feel like that they will not fit in and the people they have talked to when they when they've sent pictures they haven't got the most positive responses back and um their first thing it was quite it was kind of funny the first thing when they asked me you know they said well you're from you're from midwest because i listened to the show okay they didn't remember where. I said, well, we're from Nebraska. They go, well, it's different. You know, you guys are farmers. It's different than the big city. And when they said, they're like, well, we're not trying to be offensive. And I just started laughing. I'm like, you're not offending me. I get it, but let me help you out here. So this is the question that I wanted to throw out there. Her big thing is her body and her age, they have kids, older kids, have all the typical things like a lot of women have went through. Okay. Her thing, as a woman, how can you actually feel comfortable if everybody else is beautiful and you're not? Which is just, you know, I'm just going, okay, wait a minute. Nope. And his thing is, why would anybody be interested in me anyways? Which I can totally understand how that feels. So before you answer your thought, I want to read a couple things that people are saying here. Off of our page, right off the bat, mom bods rock. Dad bods over six packs nope all natural uh love dad bods be who you are and rock it oh let's see uh we god damn it would you quit it we've had exactly the opposite experience swingers come in all shapes and sizes. Be aware people use filters.
Speaker2: Online, just be real. Personality always trumps looks in our experience.
Speaker1: Absolutely. I have a mom bod, and I'm only 35.
Speaker2: A fat chick here.
Speaker1: You don't have a mom bod. A fat chick here, and I was nominated for the Lifestyler of the Year.
Speaker2: Be confident in yourself.
Speaker3: It's so attractive.
Speaker2: This is why we do this show.
Speaker1: I don't know. A fat chick here, and I was nominated for the Lifestyler of the Year. Be confident in yourself. It's so attractive. This is why we do this show right here. The beauty – well, go ahead. As a female, I'm not going to speak for how it feels as a woman to feel how you mentally deal with that. So you go. Wait a minute. Let me pre-curse but the reason i'm saying that is you have transformed your body for your own for your own personal because you wanted to not because you felt it obligated or needed to for the lifestyle let's put that out there but because it was a personal goal so you transferred transformed your body so how did you feel before? How do you feel now? Well, do you remember when we first started, it was like, do you want to do this? I'm like, if you can find somebody that wants to fuck me, then fine, we'll do it. Because I thought everybody was based upon porn. Pretty porn people. The fake swing. Right. Flabby boobs, you know.
Speaker2: I don't. I'm fortunate.
Speaker1: I don't have a lot of stretch marks. Right. Even though I should. But the ones I do have are clear, so you can't see them like you can on other people. So, you know, once, but I think once you get into it then you confidence starts building up right because you do see people interested in you where at first you're going oh my god i'm gonna sit here in the corner no one's ever gonna want to hook up with me because you see all these girls just walking around with all the confidence and oozing confidence that you wish you had right Little little do you know someday that will be you you too will you too will get that but even the skinny pretty girls with the mommy makeovers and everything else they are just as self-conscious as anybody else it it it's absolutely amazing and and katie just but she's one of our cadets the calendar because we're doing a cadet calendar is going to show such a ray of women in the chasm of family which is very true um rachel i have a mom bod and i'm chunky and i'm finally learning to love my body the way it is exactly here's one of the other challenges i think this couple has and and we had it too okay uh when you he's not feeling any security in himself so for him to go no no no you're you're perfect you're perfect it rings hollow just like for her to go no you're perfect she has no confidence in herself so it rings hollow you know you you kind of what it starts to feel like it's like well we're both ugly duckling so we'll just tell each other we're okay and we'll somehow make it through when the reality is when you when you get there when you when you walk in and you'll be able to see uh that fake tits don't does not give you confidence and a six-pack abs does not give you a personality yeah i mean and now that's not a rip if you have those things there are people that bust their ass and work very very hard to have those that are super cool people believe it or not in the lifestyle there are people that are exceedingly fit that have the have probably as much if not more discrimination against them than those of us that have the mom and dad bods because people look at them and go well oh they're one of those people but then you you'd be surprised Thank you. than those of us that have the mom and dad bods because people look at them and go well oh they're one of those people but then you you'd be surprised you know i just found out what was it last week when i went oh my god he's interested in me and he's one of the pretty people i'm like well holy shit what well i perceive him as one of the pretty people yeah uh okay amanda doesn't count she was super fine before uh she has always been super fun um no surgeon's work can surpass the gift of beauty in a uh in a woman's pure and natural perfection that's awesome uh hey 60 and mom and grandma bought here i did my first photo shoot for the counter and had a blast yep uh have been to have they been to an event yet ken and barbie seem to be the minority in most groups well and that's a great question okay but so where they're from does that play into it it does well because i i i asked them i i asked them about the type of events they were trying to go to and to be perfect honest there's some exceedingly high dollar events now but i want to be very careful here because it's easy to discriminate against certain types of events and we don't want to discriminate any way across the board one of the things that they they have is yes when you are they are part of a couple of groups that quite honestly they're they're in the wrong groups. What do I mean by that? Nothing wrong with the groups, but they are the top end of a group that is a younger group. The age range is like 21. It says 21 to 50 is the top end of max. They're trying to keep people younger in that group. Here's the reality. When I was 21 years old i had long hair it was thicker i i had i looked way better i didn't work out and lift weights but i look damn good i was way skinnier than i am now that's the nature of being 21 so they're in a group that the age range i'm already is maybe not to their advantage a little bit metabolism's higher well the thing is is when you're in a group their boobs are more dense when i when i asked them i said what so what is the actual average age in that group the average age in that group is 32 oh well hell so they're not you're not really comparing apples to apples. And the other thing with that is, again, I promise you at 32 I didn't have the confidence I have at fucking 50. No. Because at 50 I'll walk in and tell anybody, I'm cold motherfucking side grass, suck a dick. I was close and I could have almost said that at 32, but not near the same. Yes, you would have. You just would have gotten your ass kicked in the process. No, I wouldn't have gotten my ass kicked in the process, but I wouldn't have said it. There would have been a little bit of a waver in that when I would have said that. So, you know, the sad part with this whole thing is you have someone who they're not going to an event because of pictures. Okay, wait a minute. So Beth spends some money on a couple's boudoir shoot, a session, huge confidence booster. Absolutely. Like grapes to Raisin, Allison. I feel that a woman who feels and believes she is sexy will have the attention because guys and gals are attracted to people who display a confidence side of themselves. Absolutely. There's a degree of fake it till you make it. God, how long did I hide behind you walking into a room? Yeah, and what's funny is guess who they really wanted to see. We tend to see on the East Coast a lot of the swingers that we tried to meet there wanted a certain body type, and it wasn't us, but we've hardly ran into that out here in the Midwest. There is going to be certain groups that have different desires and wants, obviously, but when you really look at the cross-sections of the lifestyle, there's more of the... Okay, it's like high school. When you start high school as a freshman, the group the the in kids the popular kids is the big group and everybody wants to be those kids by the time you graduate from high school everybody's went fuck you and there's a small group of in kids that are dorks that nobody hangs with and it's just the rest of us and we're the ones that rule the school in the lifestyle it's the same fucking way to me the big thing is you their fears we only have each other to me that's your strength when it's all said and done if you walk in and they treat you like shit you know what you fucking you grab each other by the arm and you fucking raise your nose give them the finger and walk out with confidence because you own their asses because you have each other by the arm, and you fucking raise your nose, give them the finger, and walk out with confidence, because you own their asses. Because you have each other, they don't. So, your confidence is each other, and if you will allow your personality to go through, you'll win every time. I remember one of the first parties that we went to at the bar, the bar that they closed down. We there we didn't know anybody so we'd kind of sit along the wall on a table and watch everybody and it got to the point of you know what let's go have some fucking fun so we get up and we just start dancing and i give two shits to the wind about anybody else around us and i thought that brought us more attention being ourselves with each other than it did more trying to attract more people can't because all of a sudden there are people like well we really wanted to dance we didn't but no one else was dancing it it was instantly we showed it was a survival instinct that's what we showed in your glasses because they keep falling my fucking nose that's why it was more of a survival instinct but that's really. Why do you keep touching your glasses? Because they keep following my fucking nose, that's why. It was more of a survival instinct, but that's really what it is. I mean, there's just a certain thing here where, you know, there is what people will find. I would rather be a fat ass than I am, be it a fucking chunky monkey, be a dad bod, be what I am, and have have people go he's a great fuck and want to fuck me again then to spend 27 hours in a fucking gym with a six-pack ab and go he sucks now not saying everybody that works out is fucking that way either but i mean if we would all fucking the lifestyle it's, you know, to a degree, but just hear what they have to say. When people talk, you'll find out how beautiful or how ugly somebody is by the words that come out of their mouth. Yeah. And trust me, some exceedingly beautiful women can turn into fucking amazing raging cunts. Okay. And guys, big dicksicks i can honestly say the lifestyle has been a big boost to my confidence husband has always told me how sexy i was but it's different hearing others see it too i'm not everyone's cup of tea but you gotta give it time to find the right group of people hell yeah sound familiar yes and ladies and guys It just goes both ways ways your spouse is not obligated to actually have to tell you that you look good we say it and we don't believe it a lot of times but god's honest truth they do actually mean it so here's the thing he heard that all the time you have to say it yeah i just and then it became a thing i also have to strangle your ass but i you know the the thing is is that it's really god don't here's the thing with this in the grand scheme of things if you go to an event and you don't fuck anybody who cares you get to go home and fuck the person you were with that's the part that people have to get so if you go it down with it you go into it with whatever happens happens i still get to fuck her the question is is she still the hottest bitch in the room to me yep am i still the hottest dude in the room to her yep probably not that's a lie but whatever but she's got a second thing but that's the whole that's the whole fucking question and if that the answer is yes everything else doesn't matter but for the love of fuck i'm glad they listened to us because they found the most important thing that motherfucking big ass finger right there is for anybody who's going to treat you like shit because you're not pretty enough if you're not pretty enough or you don't look the way they want and they're going to judge you fuck them you didn't want to have sex with them no because you know what they'd be a horrible fuck filled with chlamydia, and you'd probably fucking never see them again anyway. So just say no to the fucking ass clowns. Ugly people.
Speaker2: We fuck better.
Speaker3: Okay, you have to walk into a place like you belong there.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker3: His wife acts nervous, but if I'm somewhere, that's where I belong.
Speaker1: Yep, absolutely.
Speaker3: I had a mommy makeover in May 21,
Speaker1: and I was approached more pre-surgery than now. Oh, wow. I don't know if I'm giving off a different vibe or what, but I get odd man women out now more than ever. Okay, wait a minute. I want to pause there. And that's the reverse discrimination there, okay? Because that's the other side of where people are going to go, well they've had something done or oh they work out it's just like you work out insistently and or insensibly continuously you fucking work out right you do it's like a huge thing and there'll be people that go oh well and they will judge accordingly again the whole thing is thing is, if you're judging, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: You know, if you're judging off of looks and you're doing it wrong, you look at me and think, I'm only going to have sex with people that have daddy issues. Probably true. Okay, keep reading.
Speaker3: It really comes down to being yourself and finding like-minded, compatible people, just like real life.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker3: I walk in head held high, don't give a shit yep um i have to expand when i was going to events as younger lifestyle person my desires physical needs and presentation physically was more shallow i was not defined sexually or spiritually in any way where i could appreciate what i was actually seeking but as i grew older I began to truly understand what I was And I'd like to say that he's one of our writers and will be permanently on the show but it's true look i can honestly say if if you ever get the opportunity to meet us and i hope you do i hope you come to one of our events or we're somewhere and we get to meet you you're gonna i will be the easiest motherfucker to spot in a room i guarantee i guarantee you if you will know if i'm there. Because, you know what? I dig the 80s. Okay? Don't care. I wear a sport coat. I have scarves because I dig scarves. The whole rocker look. The fucking long hair. I'm so excited I can paint my nails again this week because I'm done with fucking weddings. Oh, I got one more I got this week and then I can paint my nails. Anyway, soon I can paint my nails again. Then he has a little five-foot girl walk behind him. But I stand out in a crowd, and what I've learned is I'm okay with that. And you know what? Yes, there are people who are going to walk up and go, dude with long hair, painted nails, what? Gray hair, midlife crisis, if we can call it, whatever. I'm a swinger, fuck you. You've been made fun of yeah i've i've been called it but i don't care that's that's the joy of it and that attitude you know is fucking red hat jingle bells give it away yeah it's a bowl full of fucking jelly my rosy motherfucking cheeks that's what gives away i just yeah i don't know it's just, after I got off the phone with these people, I was just, I felt so bad for them. I gave them some ideas. I was talking to them more. I didn't wait until the show, okay? Because I felt so bad for them. Because it's like, no one, no one should ever not go to an event because of pictures. Yeah, no. No. Thank you, Gary. It plays a mind game, and you have to learn to get beyond that mind game. Right. And even force yourself initially to go to realize that everybody else in the room isn't going to be that way. No. It's only a select few. And you know why they have time to look at you and be judgy because nobody likes the fucking dickweeds that's why i mean seriously don't let others set yourself worth no one has the right to say if you are or are not good enough that's your spouse's job i've learned that oh my god i've learned that i've learned that at the end of the night i'm still going home with my hot ass wife and i get to do that every night and if we take someone home then they get to go home with my hot ass wife too yeah it's it's very true so no i yeah folks and in austin i'm telling you aust Austin, Texas, we're coming. Hold on to your ass. I turned to the work dude one day. Yeah. And I'm like, I saw pictures of how big I was. How were you even interested in fucking me? Wow. Seriously? And he's like, I don't see size. And I'm like...
Speaker1: Are you fucking shitting me?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Well, I'm as shallow. Are you going to go blonde hair now? What are you doing?
Speaker2: Seriously?
Speaker1: Look, it's bad enough we make fun of the dog. Because the little dog. Not the littlest dog, but the mid-sized dog. We just had pictures of him when we picked him up. And we asked the vet. We told the vet that we thought that current dog ate that skinny dog. It's one thing to do with dogs, but with people, really? You were never that big. You were never that big. I, on the other hand, yep. It's all right. It's okay. I loved y'all the way through.
Speaker3: Look, I've been a roller coaster of fucking, like, up, down, up, down, weight.
Speaker2: You know. Well, so have I.
Speaker3: It's like I jack off with my weight.
Speaker2: The problem is it never comes out at the end. So it just stays there. Anyways, so, you know. Well, so have I.
Speaker1: It's what everybody deals with it. It is what it what it is yeah but you're obsessive about it huh how often do you step on the scale in the course of a week seven times actually eight times because you also go in for a weigh-in on one of those days somewhere else it can become an obsession if you're not careful just saying how have? Okay, wait. I've been trying to get Cole to come home with me. Stop it. My wife and I both work out, but are a long way from being Ken and Barbie. What we do have is confidence to be ourselves at any event. Growing old is life. Just live it and enjoy it. Absolutely. And, you know, I'm going to put this out there about the whole Ken and Barbie thing. Let's keep this in mind. Barbie had no nipples, and Ken had no penis or junk at all. So for the couples that want to be Ken and Barbie, that's fucking weird. What's wrong with you people? Just saying. Wow. I don't think they have butt cracks either. No.'re full of shit and i don't want a pink fucking corvette i'm gonna give you a dream house anyways uh all right what what a great place to move along wow it's halftime we should never dress as ken and but right now there's always people listening going we were gonna go were going to go as Ken and Barbie for Halloween I don't think so Remember when we used to When we first started doing this podcast Right This shit Yes I do I wasn't going to say shit I just couldn't come up with it We used to like dress up for Halloween each fuck. Well, maybe we need to dress up as Ken and Barbie.
Speaker3: It won't fit. But, I mean.
Speaker1: I'm not getting rid of the one nut I have. Tape that fucker behind me. Look, I have just, like, a badge face. Just tuck it.
Speaker3: No one will know.
Speaker1: Well, I'm not going to have it on the show in my fucking. I wonder if I put that on Facebook and they'd block that.
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: If I tape my nut back so you couldn't see it so it just looked like a fucking badge. You see I'm a guy. It looks like a vag. Yeah, well, yeah. I'm just saying. Okay, if someone does appear to be Ken and Barbie, don't discriminate. They're just people as well. Very true. That is true. Damn it, Mike. See, why'd you do that? Now you have to be right. Yes, if someone is that way, God's honest truth. Look, take your judgy hat, take it off, leave it at home, and you can be judgy when you get back home. Leave the judgy shit out of it.
Speaker2: Seriously.
Speaker1: People are people. Until they've proven themselves to be cockknockers or twat waffles, give them a chance. Now, once they've proven to be cockknockers or twat waffles, then fucking absolutely fuck it. But until that point in time, give them a chance. I don't know.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: You're welcome. proven to be cock knockers or twat waffles then fucking absolutely fuck it but until that point in time give them a chance i don't know okay you're gonna do halftime nope i have yet to do one hell no all these times it's season five what do we do hey when i have i'm going to get the ones ready again to start doing the stupid ones again. Oh, no. Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm going to start getting the bells and the fucking... No. You know, visits by guests. No. No. Oh, my God. I will bring up... Yeah, we're going to bring back that level of excitement and enthusiasm. We'll have special... Wait, you want to join my goddamn show show It's a pillow So if you own a mattress store And you're in the lifestyle Or a pillow store or sell sheets Will you please be a sponsor Miss Amanda would love for you to be a sponsor Of her night time Or drugs that make you go to sleep Either one That would be awesome God I started taking a new pill That makes me I'm supposed to make you drowsy Hee late at night, you can check us out on Full Swap Radio, along with a bunch of other shows. Actually, Full Swap Radio. He just doesn't let me live it down. Because you're swallowing the microphone during halftime. Well, maybe guys want to see that. Then they should go to your OnlyFans page, and they can see you swallow microphones or whatever else. Pills. Lots of pills. Anyways, no. So check out FullSwapRadio.com. 70 shows. They're actually getting ready to add two more. One, I'm really excited about. There's two more shows we're going to add. Both of them are super exciting. And over the next couple weeks, we'll get those added. So your shows, Monday through Sunday, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. All the best adult alternative lifestyle shows available at Full Swamp Radio. And don't forget to get your merch at fullswapshop.com. See, there's a lot of Full Swaps. See how that works out. And also, do not forget, please, oh, please, you know, you can get our big Crazy Winter Nights event. It's coming up in 102 days. And so you want to make sure you want to be a part of that. You can go to www.crazykazba.com, and you can check that out. Get your tickets. If you would like to be a vendor, do you have a product, do you own a company,
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Speaker1: All right. Wow, what a fucking refreshing halftime that was. Swallow away, Amanda. Oh, God. Mm-hmm. Hold on. I've got either a dog hair or a mustache hair in my mouth. I don't know which. He doesn't look. Anyways, okay. Yes, there are KWN tickets and rooms available. That's right. And also, don't forget, there's still a few spaces left. Not very many left for the crazy summer night stuff. It's filling up fast. And our birthday bash. You can get tickets for our birthday bash in March. My birthday bash. Your birthday bash. And the Casbah's birthday bash in March. I slept through that part. We'll have a production meeting on all the events that you're gonna be at anyways i just go i'm told no i know what you know you know what you could go for his halloween oh good god what you could go as a princess sleeping beauty we could go if we could find somebody that's want to be a mattress sponsor and get 10,000 mattresses and let you lay on a pee and see if we can yeah just saying okay let's move along
Speaker3: shall we before I deal with
Speaker1: oh fuck until we get a divorce attorney as a sponsor then we need to keep moving along oh lord okay so the next question that we come from and all the years I was actually looking back Thank you. then uh then we need to keep moving along oh lord okay so the next question that we come from and in all the years i was actually looking back through the shows you all right there you're gonna you're like surprising me like okay of all the shows we've done we've never had this question in five years are you sure yeah i actually looked i actually looked because i'm like uh okay it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting okay sure we had uh so this question actually comes to us from milwaukee wisconsin just saying uh so this is uh we just got a b&b that's all all I know who they are. So, B&B. Okay. B-b-b-b. It's a BB. Anyways. So, they've been in the lifestyle about eight months now, and they're excited they really want to host something at their own home, have sort of a house party. The problem is that they feel like their house is really blah, and any events they've been to at any other house other house parties people have special rooms so what they want to know is is it required or is it looked upon poorly if you don't have a special room in your house set up for play so when i reached out i was like okay so what do we expect you to remodel your entire house if you want us to come over play i reached out to out to him, and I'm like, okay, so what do you mean, you know, I said, have you went to, they've been to lots of house parties. They've been to 10, 15 house parties. And all these different people have rooms set up. Like designated play areas. Like that guy said, are you sure they're set up? Yep, several of them are behind locked locked doors because they have kids and you open the door and there's sex swing set up and there's special lighting and there's all you know like basically like a club-like setting and different sex furniture and so their concern and this is in wyoming no milwaukee milwaukee wisconsin in wyoming that would be out in the bottom of the sheet i'm just kidding anyways no so like i think We need to make a trip. Milwaukee. Wisconsin. And Wyoming, that would be out in the barn with the sheep. I'm just kidding. Anyways, no. I'm like, I think we need to make a trip. No, but seriously, I'm like, well, it's not just like basements or whatever. Now, one they said was more like a basement setting, but people didn't have kids. But their concern is they don't have a set-up room, and they are afraid that it would be embarrassing to just have like their basement have people come over and have a party in their basement and i'm like well why would that be embarrassing like oh we just have you know we have the typical basement furniture you know couch whatever and like that and we could put some mattresses but nobody else has room so should do we need is supposed to be that you're supposed to have something will people look bad on us if we don't Julie so Ricky we have a swing now along with the motor bunny and a fuck machine is that enough Julie when we have house parties all rooms become playrooms but we don't set up anything special I've never been to a party that had a special room. We were at one very early on that was in somebody's basement, but it was just like a single bed and then some different rooms. They had a massage table in there, but it wasn't, you wouldn't have walked in and went, this is a sex room. I mean. Right. I can't. No i know is the answer to that well yeah no is the answer but i'll be honest i can understand the confusion because doing what we do and talking to the different companies and everything like that and then all these things that people have well yeah there are so many different apparatuses yeah yeah i mean they're marketed as sex furniture and obviously if people are into bdsm or think they're into bdsm there's an amazing number of things that people have so you to furnish a room would would not be hard i mean i could see that space would be a motherfucker i would think uh mike sounds like a newer a newer 50 shades of gray thing i i almost think it is i mean i think that's probably no we know somebody we haven't been to their house well you i think you went but i don't think you saw past the kitchen um in their basement where they have their exercise or their workout room right she said that they use their workout equipment as okay a playroom right which which i mean smart because there's workout equipment can because they have places to hang hooks and gadgets and things stuff stuff yeah and and that and because they're more on the bdsm side and easy enough to then take down it with again though i think that and yeah i think mike you're right it's a 50 shades of gray sort of thing but i think that this is the problem sometimes with stuff becoming more mainstream is that you have shit like this where people, these people legitimately are concerned that they will be judged because they don't have a set up room, a special designated room. When the reality of it is, is that, you know what, I don't know, you walk into a basement, there's mattresses, snacks, condoms, and mattresses all over the floor. That sounds like fun to me. I mean, that sounds like a room that's geared to fuck away. The key parties that I have attended and hosted in Iowa City, we normally only have and only needed space protection and unique toys. Yeah, I mean, that's really key parties. Hello. But that's really the truth. I don't, it doesn't, it's not supposed to be about putting on a show. No, it's supposed to be about fun. I mean, we have known people that have stripper poles in their basement, right? Which I get it, you know? Well, and you can get creative if you want want to if you decide to have a party or a gathering and you want to give it a theme so to speak then you can like gear things around a theme mike right now is feeling really really bad only 70 miles from milwaukee and we've not seen this locally maybe a group thing with the circle they're socializing and yeah well and i think so it very well could be i mean quite honestly if you have especially if you have kids it would it would be very challenging to have a set room i mean it's challenging enough to have a party you know to whatever but no generally i i think if you were to pull people across the country i'm gonna go and now that's totally just just my opinion i'm gonna guess well over 90 percent do not have a set a set up play but they may have a set area they may have a designated area that if they're gonna have a party that's where they play at like it's gonna be in the basement you know we don't want you know squirting all over the fucking couch upstairs in the family room or something i mean i could see that but not an actual pre-designated setup like a dungeon or right i mean the problem with this kind of shit is that when people are new and they hear they learn about this kind of shit, then it scares them thinking they're not ready to do this because they're like, you know, I can see us being new going, wait a minute, you have to do what? You know, when we were first new, our house wouldn't have a special, an extra bedroom to use as a fucking, as some sort of fucking designated fuck zone. sort of fucking no designated fuck zone oh and here what am i going to do with my dogs in the process no shit okay well yeah we're gonna use the reason we haven't had a party yeah but you don't want a 140 pound dog up your ass sniffing he just don't worry he's just friendly uh yeah i i don't know i just thought that was really but we've never had that question before no about a designated player yeah friendly. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought that was really, but we've never had that question before. No. About a designated play area. Yeah, no. I don't think someday when we finally have a house party, when we dream the impossible dream, isn't it funny? All this shit we've done, we've never had a house party. We have had a house party. It's just been really gigantic. We invited invited like over the first one was what 300 people and we invited them over to a hotel and we had a really fun night yeah yeah something like that someday if we ever have a smaller house party i i mean i would think it'd just be like run amok i don't think i'd have i mean i don't have wouldn't have any room we don't have any like special heirlooms to keep people anything top secret or anything so i'd be like you know just go you don't have to worry we don't even have anything valuable to steal don't steal the dogs they're really friendly don't take the dogs it's all we have a couple of things but those are under lock and key i need to get to it i need to get shopping no kids and We just have a massage table and extra air beds. Feeling inadequate.
Speaker2: Yeah. I mean, no kids, and we just have a massage table and extra air beds. Feeling inadequate. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I just can't. It'll be fun at some point in time to do that. Yeah, fuck on the kitchen sink. I don't fucking care. Somebody needs to, we're too old to get up there. Somebody, somebody, yeah. The table's tall. Somebody younger, get up there. Sign the waivers. Sorry,. It's alright. Whatever. We have leather furniture so everything can easily be wiped down. We can squeegee that shit clean up. Tile floors could get slick. Just saying. I know. When we move out of here and we move into a house we'll just throw a gigantic fuck party we're here yeah oh okay well yeah whatever and you know what we'll have we'll have the theme party the theme will be it'll be moving it'll be a moving party moving party and then we then shower up and then you go back go. It's cheaper. It's like beer and pizza in college,
Speaker3: but there's pussy and dick involved.
Speaker1: That's awesome.
Speaker2: Been to a couple house parties.
Speaker1: Have never seen the designated players.
Speaker2: House rules, you do what you want.
Speaker1: Absolutely.
Speaker2: Can we come to your party? Yes, you can come to your party. Everyone will be invited.
Speaker1: We've got a lot of heavy shit, so yes, we'll be invited to our moving party. We're having one in January. It's going to be a pretty big one Jeez Yeah Okay Hey we have a two story Two story hotel room We do Yes Oh yes Our suite is fucking the shit I actually don't know what If we'd even know how to handle A small house party Someone needs to fuck on the stairs Yes At the hotel At the hotel yes well there's gonna be people tied up to them so somebody might as well fuck on them while they're there just saying he's getting tied up to it well probably you i don't know we've got kinky friend of mine's gonna come in and be doing some rope stuff oh well i wasn't thinking in there for that but that's okay well he because he really wants to fuck you, so I'm sure he'll be tied up in there or something.
Speaker2: Where's Amanda?
Speaker1: Ah, she's going to get tied up.
Speaker2: It's all good.
Speaker1: We'll find her. And the curtain's open.
Speaker3: I know, so everybody can watch.
Speaker1: Yeah, the staff ought to love that.
Speaker4: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: I kind of like to be watched.
Speaker1: Wait a minute, what?
Speaker3: I know, right?
Speaker1: You can come to the one in our house. Like I said, we've got to have your furniture on our moving theme party. That would be be awesome Actually, in theory, when we move We'll be moving to an acreage Whenever the fuck that is So we'll have a big building for You know, that we can have set up You're anticipating we're going to have You have to find it first I just want somewhere I can have a tractor Oh, God That's all I really want We can fuck on the tractor You're going to take me for a ride on your big green tractor Probably The sad part is I know that fucking song So Then I don't listen to country That's true You can go slower, you can go faster I just want a tractor for real life I don't even care about anything else I just really want a tractor for real life so i can just putz around that's all i want to do it's like being here but you know
Speaker3: so i can officially i'm doing something because i'm out of my tractor does our hotel room no up to another hotel yeah so there's another room on there's a room on the other side of it but we don't have a door with it it's not the other two-story one that's on the across the across the
Speaker1: across all that actually not all hall
Speaker3: it's the
Speaker1: that actually see now if the person who was asking kevin if you want that you can still get that room you'd have to get two rooms or you can get that room that connects to it just saying uh love you guys put on a good show i'd like to make a question say thanks to the farmers stay safe uh absolutely what yep okay uh i don't know what that means exactly the next got me confused just saying that's not really a question no totally but yeah rock on so uh no there you go wow holy shit thank you farmers no no that's a big thing Yeah, actually You know, here's the deal So we're getting ready to
Speaker3: Especially when they're busy right now
Speaker1: Hell yeah, they are
Speaker2: They're fucking
Speaker1: They don't get to listen to our show They're swamped They're getting to hear us on combines
Speaker3: Brian usually listens to us on his combine
Speaker1: A lot of people do We've got some folks And they put some sexy pictures on
Speaker3: I don't know if it's a combine
Speaker1: On their fucking, yeah
Speaker3: Did he say that?
Speaker2: Tractor
Speaker1: Probably a combine Because they're a combine now It's what they do
Speaker3: It's what they're doing now
Speaker1: It's what they're doing
Speaker2: Yep Thank you. sexy pictures. I don't know if it's a combine. Did he say that? Tractor. Probably a combine. Because they're a combine now.
Speaker1: It's what they do.
Speaker3: It's what they're doing now. It's what they're doing.
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