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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I'm Cole, I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and just almost forgot her microphone to talk into. It's not a penis. It's really a microphone, Miss Amanda. Hey, I can yell. You can. Do. Feel free. You know. You've heard it. Yeah. A lot. It's weird. You know who she can say no to? Me.
Anyway, so for those of you following home, this is season five, episode 228, and that's all that we have planned for the show. Everything else is on the fly. Quick shout out to my sponsors. I want to hurry through this because I've got a great idea where we're just talking about off the air. You don't have to hurry through. We have plenty of time. Shut up. Off the air. So I want to talk about on the air. ASN Lifestyle Magazine. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world, that would be the porn world where people fuck for money.
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You'll find in our comment section down below, you'll be able to get that and see the email link for that. Okay, so here's what we were talking about. For those of you who don't know, we're doing this in front of our Live Live secret audience, which is Casbah Inc. Shh, don't tell the others. What? When you were talking about porn, they get paid for sex, so do prostitutes. Right. No. Prostitutes get paid to perform sex acts. They get paid to perform and make videos. There's a huge difference. I was being a smart ass based on what you said.
No, testing the difference One, there's a finish part It's not a point if somebody doesn't come No, I was going based part Shut up It's only a point if there's a finishing Prostitution, when the time's up, your time's up Get out of the car, you're done, go Just saying There's a difference It was supposed to be funny, damn it It was, god damn it, you're funny I've got a thought process and if i lose this motherfucker i will lose it forever and we know this about me darn it fuck off anyway so because i've been getting harassed about my long and somewhat graying hair and my long and somewhat graying beard so i'm thinking because i do dig the holiday season that for chasmic cares for those who don't know what Casbah Cares is if you're just listening go to our website crazycasbah.com and check out and learn about Casbah Cares I'm thinking we do because I know I'm gonna end up doing a Santa Claus thing because I'm fat too so whatever so I know the thing is if we do uh if we do a Casbah Cares thing we can have, we'll get Santa suit and do the whole nine yards, right?
We'll do it, like, during the day for, like, the kids in the lifestyle. They're not in the lifestyle, but their parents are in the lifestyle. It'll be a fun event, you know, handing out presents to kids, whatever, no big deal. Raising funds for Casbah Cares, right? And then, but we'll keep the room, and then, uh, that night, I've never done one of these before, then we could have a Christmas party that night, an adults-only Christmas party. Santa will still be there at the Christmas party. You can still sit on Santa's lap, just saying. Yes, Amanda.
And again, instantly, everybody's more concerned about where Miss Amanda will be. Yes. Yes, Miss Amanda be which should be a sexy mrs claus which mrs claus is an elf here's gonna be funny more people are gonna want you to sit on their lap than they're gonna want to sit on my lap so really what it's gonna be is i'm gonna end up being the santa claus holding the fucking candy cane bag while mrs claus is over here hopping off on and off of lamp off lamps possibly on and off of laps all over the place. I can see this now.
Your vag will be sore as fuck because my thought was cut a hole in the Santa suit. So, I'm just saying, but whatever. I think that is an excellent, I think, I think that is an excellent idea. Because we can do good things, right? Kids, party, whatever, right? Right. Raise funds for cats, who cares? And then we can do fun things like, you know, holiday fuckery. Literally. Fuckery. Fuckery. Apparently, there's no people that are voting for labs. They have other places they would like you to sit. And the problem is?
Look Hey I'm just pointing out Hey I was told I freaked somebody out when I dressed like an elf last year Your elf ears are very realistic They said that they like got creeped out Seeing pictures of me as an elf Who was that? Gary No Yeah Gary Was it? I thought it was Jeff that didn't dig the elf ears. No. I don't know. It was Gary because he told me when we were on the 4th of July. Okay. He's like, that freaked me out. The thing is, is that, yeah. I have to get that outfit out. Well, yeah. I mean, so, see, there you go.
See, then no one will make fun of my holiday my holiday because i don't even have to do santa claus i could i don't have to do santa claus because i do look real holiday holiday ish with my coat and all my rest of my stuff on when my mom was in the hospital last year the nurses loved seeing me there was nurses like having other nurses go oh wait this lady's kid's gonna come up you gotta see this guy because i would come in with my long coat on and my hat and stuff and i get people wanting to take pictures with me and stuff and whatever of course it was nurses so i was hoping they wanted to fuck but they just wanted to get pictures with me so disappointment but definitely something to do wander around hospitals find nurses see if they want to have sex with me just saying anyways i think that's a brilliant idea Because what I need to do is add another event Yeah That'll be fun What the hell Yeah but people would have fun with it Maybe you played Santa twice Ho ho ho Actually someone else needs to play on it And just pay us to come make them Yeah actually There you go You know what there You know what?
There's what it is. If anybody else is listening. Or they raise money for Casbah Cares, we'll just show up. Yeah, if you guys put on, like, somebody else put on an event and then come in and, yeah, raise funds for Casbah Cares and we'll show up to your event.
I'll spend the money and get a Santa outfit and wear a Santa outfit for the whole month of December To go to events all over the place I mean I have no problem with that If it was raising money for Casbah Cares Fuck yeah Because we're not afraid of the snow We'll travel through anyway I don't fucking phrase this Not in the least As long as he's driving We're not afraid of the snow I'm not afraid of the snow I'll be one with a red nose Because I'll be fucking tipsy. But that's all right. Elves do that. That's what we do. We get tipsy. Santa's a human. It depends. It's not all the time.
Sometimes. It's so funny. It's Halloween season and we're talking about this. That's how fucking fucked up this year is. We're so fucking removed from Halloween that we're talking about Christmas already. That's that's awesome wow of course here it's funny our ornaments are going out on the website or i'm going to put them on the website either tonight or tomorrow for sale so yeah okay so i mean you know it look once i saw the decanter set out and the or the advent calendar already out it's, yeah, I got to get our ornaments out. So, you know. So, to me, Christmas is great.
Can we make it past Halloween first? No. No, we can't, because I know how this goes. We get 10,000 orders for Christmas balls, and it's after Halloween, you're going to fucking lose your fucking mind. I'll have the unhappiest little fucking workshop known to man. Yeah, I know how this goes. Yep, been here. Done this shit before. Yeah. Oh, shit. The end of the week, October's over, or September's over. My world, we're so fucking far past October at this point in time. Tick. We're thinking of January. My workshop has got a fucking huge clock on it. It's just fucking ticking away.
Oh, you're fine. So we're going to make an appearance at a Halloween party. Are we? That's what you told me. Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. We're actually, we're bearing gifts. And I'm, like, sewing a costume. Yep, we're bearing gifts. Pretty quick. Because we're going to have Casual Charges is making an appearance. Uh-huh. There you go. Actually, what people need to be doing now is you need to go on to crazycasbah.com and you need to pre-order our cadets' calendars. Yes, we're doing that this weekend. Because that is the big thing.
So if you're listening to this show and you like hot chicks and you like rockabilly and you like you know pin up fucking 50 style stuff which if you don't i don't even know how that's possible anyways that is the girls are they it was their idea they wanted to do it because all the money's going to casbah cares and so the shoot is this weekend so we've got four or five cars lined up and the girls are going to be all in their 50 styles rockabilly uh outfits which is sexy as fuck and then we're gonna have a calendar so you can actually go on crazy casbah.com now pre-order the calendars this way you'll have them even if you don't use calendars anymore they'd be fun to have up it will be and the thing is is it will be okay yes we're there we're swingers and all the rest but it is it's not gonna be it's not a everybody's gonna be hitting the table and it keeps shaking my camera it's gonna be everybody's gonna be dressed so in it so it's something you can like it can be people can see it and not have like a huge fucking uh you know issue with, issue with it.
It'll still be sexy, but sexy, but classy. That's, that's the theme we're going with. So a big shout out to my, to my cadets, to my girls. That's how they're finishing up their little, uh, uh, their little run. Rain. Yep. Yeah. Cause that's the next thing we got to come out with. Cause in this this month, October, is the time to pick the new cadets. That's coming out, too. So, yeah, it's time to put it out. Oh, yay. This says what's good. This first set of cadets kicked ass. These girls were fucking awesome. They were, like, as much as their reign may be over, I'm not done leaning on them.
Because I can count on these girls all the time to help me out. And we we still haven't scheduled the reverse gangbang yet so we're working on that we gotta get that scheduled in somewhere really really soon uh but no these girls have kicked ass so yeah i don't know i gotta i got a lot of shit to do i gotta go all right the rest of yours finish it up finish it strong, tiger. Boy, did I get really quiet. I'm just looking at our little lines. It looked like my heartbeat went away. Because you keep moving further and further away from your microphone.
Okay, so, you know, here's one of the things that's been interesting. We have the other page, our full swap 101 page, which is growing just fucking stupidly. I mean, it's like 150, 200 people a day. So right now, it's almost, it's like 6,900 people. So it won't be there long, so lick fast. Anyways, but what has been awesome, so as we're putting questions out there, it has been refreshing as hell to get people's opinions on some of these questions and the shit that we're hearing.
And because it's the bulk of the people, you've got all ranges of people from really experienced to brand fucking new. Like, we've decided we want to be swingers. We haven't touched anybody yet, but we're pretty sure this is for us. Okay. So, you know, and all points in between. So one of the questions that we put out was, what was the biggest thing that you found not to be true? And this is what I want to talk about this one, because this is like the ultimate part of the lifestyle. You hear this all the time, okay? We all know the vanilla world thinks that we fuck everybody, right?
I so wish we fucked everybody. Anyways, we don't. But the thing is, is that when you start to go through and you see these comments, a shit ton of people thought there'd be way more sex. Orgies. Orgies. Oh, yeah. Orgies.
But here is the part that's really entertaining to me we like to sport fuck we haven't got to do it for so long but we like to sport fuck sport fucking is fun i don't even know you let's just bang we're getting along let's go fuck and so all so all these people thought there was going to be all these orgies and all this, everybody was going to fuck everybody and how easy it would be to get laid. But what is interesting about that is how many people are into sport fucking? Seriously. I haven't seen very many. So here's the part that I'm interested to get people's thought processes on.
If you thought that the lifestyle was going to have way more sex to it, Thank you. So here's the part that I'm interested to get people's thought processes on. If you thought that the lifestyle was going to have way more sex to it and there'd be orgies all over the place and fucking galore, dicks and pussies everywhere, and you thought it would just be out of control, but that's totally not your gig, then do you see the disconnect there?
If you're like well but hold on i mean i'm not judging no no no hold on when people say when you okay how do i want to word this when you say sport fucking you still talk to him at a party you still of course some people you just go move over and then start fucking and then you go who was that i don't know um but a majority of the people you talk to first and you have some type of a connection you walk off and you fuck majority of the time yes right so when people talk about other people when they say sport fucking they just think you're walking into a room Pulling down your pants and start fucking whoever's right there With any given luck Wouldn't that just be so damn odd No I get it Yeah you're right But even that short There is such a concern with bed notching Right There's such a concern with bed notching and and the the degree of comfort that people need to feel it's just an interesting i'm not saying no again we said all the time it's to choose your own adventure right whatever whatever works best for you i just find it interesting it's like we didn't know if that would happen i don't think we thought that's what happened we didn't know what would happen we thought that we'd walk in and see sex yeah well you know like you went to a party like the one barn party we're like okay this is our very first party what's it gonna be like there's gonna you know when they're saying bring blankets and towels and all this stuff we're like there's gonna be fucking everywhere and we walked in we're like well where's the party when does the fucking part start what can we fuck now do we fuck now so that was a that was a completely i mean that we had our own little version of what a party was gonna be and then when we walked in it wasn't well and that's just it i just it just i found it funny because it just it was it the thing is is i think that the problem i think when people get into it that's when their faith it's one thing to see shit in your mind but when you're faced with it you know it's like okay if you thought there was gonna be a whole bunch of sex you somewhat i every single person thought that they were somewhat gonna be okay with that if you thought there was gonna be orgies all over and sex all over if you were absolutely opposed that you wouldn't have got into this so you thought and then the first time when you get into it then all of a sudden when the it's the realism part that starts to change everything so uh mike it's a different experience for everyone and and what you make of it absolutely that's 100 true uh that's what the teenage side of my mind thinks of a party that's a great way to put it yeah uh that I've always pictured sport fucking The same way I think But you think about how many times you've actually been to A gathering, a party, whatever And how long you've talked to that person Before actually having sex Well and actually sometimes Okay if you're truly If you truly dig sport fucking It can be annoyingly long I mean seriously It can be annoyingly long It's like We're all hitting it off What are we waiting for I don't know if I've ever just walked in And fucked somebody I didn't talk to first Nah You have Yeah I have A couple of times Well you did too There was after a party we walked in And we only knew two people there And that wasn't the first person that stuck a dick in you.
It wasn't one of the people that you knew. But, yeah. That's true. I do remember that. The thing is, it's just interesting because as you go through, we were always known. There were people that hated us because they were like, well, they want to party all night and then go fuck and so even though we're into sport fucking we didn't want to leave the fun of the bar no we weren't the naked by nine people no but we were ready but once the bar we wanted to maximize that fun and then and then carry it over and come home at five o'clock six o'clock in the morning and watch the sun come up.
Unless things were just in a perfect environment. Yeah. It's just, when you read through the people, what people thought, what they anticipated, and what it is, it's amazing. Here's another thing that they've seen through there that is depressing, is how many people go, I thought people would be more open-minded. Yeah.
and and honestly i i i read the first one i saw like that i'm like okay well you know somebody has a bad experience whatever but remember we have people from all over the world on that page and you're seeing that sprinkled a lot you know so it's it's a it's something that's everywhere but that's a really sad part of the life so it shows how much well Well're going to have to go. Well, but think about it. If you're not educated and you're new into the lifestyle and somebody talks about fisting or somebody talks about BDSM and the first experience you're going to go, huh?
And so you come off judgmental when it's not your thing. So it comes across as, you know, the first time someone mentioned fisting to me i'm like no way in fucking hell the only person that sticks their entire hand is a gynecologist and that's not happening either so they're a trained professional damn it so you know it caught me off guard and i probably came off as like oh my god but now i'm just like hey whatever you want to do. You snotty, snotty bitch. And now you're like, you know what? Fucking fist me away. No, I've never been fisted. Make me a meat puppet.
I'm not into it, I don't think. I mean, I'm not into it. Hi-ho, Kirk with the frog here. Fuck off. But I'm not going to judge somebody if they have different kids. We could go as Jeff Dunham for Halloween. Which one do you want to be, Peanut? Just funny, too, because I'm getting laughing faces all over the place for that one. No.
The thing is is that i it it's amazing i love having this full swap page because these are all topics i think have to come up because as we sit and do this live so we're watching people that we've known since when they first got in the lifestyle okay right even that watch us live right and and to watch how it's changed it's amazing how once you get one or two experiences under your belt one or two events under your belt it proves our point of you cannot you can think you're ready for whatever you can think you're totally you've thought all the angles you you're planned you're ready for it you are not ready for it you cannot start to develop your your lifestyle identity and who and what you will be in the lifestyle until you have experience well it continuously changes well it does but but the thing is people people like to have control that's just it and so they think they can plan accordingly for it you can't look you you know you can't until the first time you're next somebody and they're fucking gobbling a knob or fucking knocking one out you you just you think you'll be ready for it you're not and you and and I i think it's funny you look back to when you're new and you go there'll never be a point where people could fuck right next to me and it wouldn't cause me to get a boner that's totally not true anymore i mean you know it's just like oh yeah they're fucking fucking it is it is what it is and that was something i thought was really interesting on full swap was that the other thing i thought was really interesting and so to get onto full swap with questions right you have to answer how many of the answers once what are you into now mind you a lot of people were very very new again six months into, six months into it, two months, a year, whatever.
You would be blown away. I have to see if it can comprise the data for actual percentages. How many people put poly? A lot. And I think that's interesting because they don't have a clue. i i, what I want to put with that is I really want to put with that question is like a precursor going, describe a poly relationship. And let's see what the answers are. Maybe I'll put that out there. That would be funny to see. Because I'll bet you that would be an absolute clusterfuck. It'd be interesting to see what their answers would be. You know damn good and well they don't.
You're not thinking about anything as a relationship form when you first get in the lifestyle. Not with somebody else. I never even knew what the hell it was. No. But even if you were doing poly, you're going, well, I have a boyfriend or girlfriend. What you're thinking, that's the words, your mouth unattached, boyfriend or girlfriend. And it's unattached going, other person in bed to fuck. Friendly benefits. You're not hearing relationship. You're not seeing that it's tied in and that there's relationship that goes with it.
And I'm just like going with so many people, when we got into it poly wasn't that wasn't everybody wasn't going for a poly fucking relationship which i think throws a huge loop in a lot of things uh mike i remember first time lady said like my asshole i was like dumbfounded all i could picture is corn peanuts on my tongue laugh out loud and still can't do that thank you for giving a description that normally i would give that's awesome clean it yourself first then you know it's clean uh west you'll get 100 different answers for what is poly that's totally true i yeah larry you can plan all you want for the lifestyle it's the experiences that dictate the path we took and where we're at now.
And a couple, tie that right in with, like Mike said, and what you make of them. As I'm watching these posts come up and people talking about different things, I will read a post and how someone will take and put a situation, and they'll dub it either positive or negative, right? But I can read that same post, and I can see it the other way. It just shows how much perspective is everything with a lifestyle. Okay, now wait a minute, Carrie. You have to tell me what this means. And the new terms have switched now from poly to E-N-M. No, I don't believe so because E-N-M is ethical non-monogamy.
Well, this... So would that still be considered poly? Yes. Well, and actually swingers in general have one... People, a lot of people... We still use the dirty, yucky word swingers. That's really, it's, no, it's in the general world, it's perceived as very act to use swingers. No, I know. Which is just, which is silly. Yeah, Mike has it right. Polly's not, ah, it's not necessarily swingers, swingers are not all Polly, apples and oranges.
See, that's's the whole problem We get fruit in here and this is where shit gets weird Then we get to have snacks, it's all fucked up No, and Carrie is right It's We had a sponsor at one point in time Did not, part of the deal that they had with us And they had with any podcasters Was that you could not say that their product or service Was for swingers Thank you. and ahead with any podcasters, was that you could not say that their product or service was for swingers. Okay. You could not.
They wanted you to say ethical non-monogamy because they had done the research and that younger people, that swingers is a 70s term and is considered gross, and ethical non-monogamy is appropriate and a more appropriate term to use. Because all the millennials want labels.
Well, part of what it is is they if you look at the lifestyle overall and this is something that i wish people would understand is that you have to you have to accept what it is you're doing what your hobby is you have no matter how you slice no slice it, no matter how you decorate it, you're still fucking someone other than your wife or your husband. And you can decorate it however you want to decorate it. But that's what you're doing.
I think that a lot of people, I think that, and you'll listen when you listen to a a swinger justify their their what they do okay trying to not make it sound as dirty or bad it's like listening to a fucking uh predator justify their actions it's identical you you can you can follow the script to the t if it's somebody if it's someone on a sex offender list listen to them justify it well they didn't do it they were actually trying to help the person they were railroaded and they their lawyer told them if they didn't take this deal they were going to get way worse so that's why they agreed to do this for their own perseverance or for their own safety and but you know as it says they didn't do anything wrong it's the exact same order every fucking time when you listen to a swinger yammer about trying to justify what they do well the thing is is you know we have a tight relationship with people that we know really well that we're close with and so it's beyond you know sex is the least part of what we do and it's the overall relationship outside the bottom line is no matter what your relationship is no matter anything else that you do you still fuck someone that's not your spouse and the thing is is that's what people like quit trying to hide it quit quit trying if you're going to be if you're going to be loud and proud about being in this lifestyle then fucking own it that's part it just that amazes me okay we have a friend to share yes they do labels friends share.
Yes, they do. Labels cause division instead of inclusion. Absolutely. Agreed. Larry, agreed. Call it what you want. It's still sex with someone other than your significant other. Yeah, there's no way around it. See, to me, all these groups and stuff, and they put out and they do these, like, new people orientations, which CASBA needs to start doing. We need to start offering for people that are interested in Swinger. Well, we've done it before. It's not like the first time we've heard of it. Right, but Swingers 101. And part of it is to beat home that beat home.
No, to reinforce, let's not beat anything. That's a totally different session. I'm not skilled to teach that one. What? But to reinforce of owning what it is. If you can't say to other people what you do, or if you can't say it out loud what you do, if you can't go, we fuck other people, then you know what?
You're going to have feelings of guilt and and we've talked about this all these other fucking issues that are gonna go with it you have to be able to own what it is um my Cole you're the big 50 now you're old enough to say I don't give a fuck we don't have anything to justify anything to anyone that's absolutely true yeah that's yeah the joy of being old what your dad used to say yeah i'm an old man i can do what i want um brian does that include teaching in the bedroom then well i don't know that you might want to check references whether or not you might not want i might not be the proper instructor i have no idea don't look at me you'd be a busy girl with what teaching people are you with us yeah in the bedroom if you're gonna i'm just trying to think because not everybody will agree with you of course of course i don't i could sell out auditoriums full of people if it included one-on-one training with Mr.
Amanda. Now, I'm pretty sure, I'd have to check with the lawyers and whatnot, I'm pretty sure that could possibly be prostitution, but if it's for educational purposes... I was going to say, educational purposes, would it really be prostitution? Wouldn't it be kick-ass if we could do that? You're paying for my knowledge, not my vag. It just happens that my knowledge is attached to my vag. Wouldn't it be awesome if we could get a grant for that? So we could like, people could pay and we could get like a teaching grant? That would be fucking awesome. It's like the reading rainbow with a pussy.
Where the fuck does he come up with this shit I'm just thinking I'm just thinking Of this too I'd buy tickets Sex ed for adults This would be awesome We're still gonna do this Here's Okay You apply for the grants We'll talk about it Listen to me There was There was Fucking There fucking, there was a... Fucking, yeah, there's fucking. On Real Sex, years ago, there was people doing, like, the two women that did a class on vaginas. And I remember, like, the one guy was sitting there naked so that they could go up and point to where someone was at.
It was, like, four guys that were just, like, you know, they were paying for this because they were going to see a vagina up close and it was cheaper than a strip club. I'm just going, oh my God, I'm going to put you on it. We're going to have to go buy a fucking guy in college. Remember that guy I dated in college before you? Yeah. That had never had sex before? And he goes, wait a minute, can I look at it? I guess. Who the fuck does that?
that apparently him but he was a virgin so i you know patrick what the government does have a lot of grant money that's just sitting there isn't there a guy that wears a funny coat i've got grant money for you mike prostitution equals independent hospitality specialist i like that one that. That's awesome. Can I be a student? More student loans. It's pretty close to the old Bunny Ranch. Just digging in this spot and Bob back and forth. What could have happened? Move with a thrust. I'm pretty sure everybody's used their hand enough.
They know how do that No no no you know what we do This is so awesome For your entry fee You'll get your own hula hoop So they can practice thrusting with their hips On a hula hoop This is going to be fucking awesome Just so you know now Because of this moment in time We're having a session At Crazy Winter Nights How to thrust correctly We'll be right back. Just so you know, now, because of this moment in time, we're having a session at Crazy Winter Nights, how to thrust correctly, and we're going to have hula hoops for people.
Well, but there was, we watched the one real sex where they were talking about the correct way to moan, because if you did a high-pitched moan, then you really weren't feeling it, but if you did the low guttural groan Then you were actually feeling the actual It was enhancing the sex part Then there was one where you put a pillow underneath their hips And I'm like, well I remember when you used to stick your hand underneath my ass and pump And then it's like, ooh, that feels much better So I'm like, ooh, a pillow, okay So it already does exist They do have classes Or did, like, 30 years ago Mary, there's a guy that teaches women how to squirt i know that guy actually mary and i actually have connections with him uh he he invented the squirt watch yeah he maintains he can get misbanded to squirt so well i have well that was before you tried well i'd like to see some random guy say i can make you squirt Go for it He was a porn star And a physicist So I don't know So yes we're writing the syllabus and classify list Currently Why don't We don't want to bark like a dog That's going to be awesome Well no you don't want to bark Well I mean Everybody has their own sounds See at crazy We can have a thing that will either be like It can either be like Thank you.
want to bark well i mean some everybody has their own sounds see at crazy at crazy we can have a thing it'll either be like you can it can either be like proper moaning or like bidding calls of the wild whatever the conventions that are filled because i was always the quiet one i was always the quiet when they have that gal she was sitting there and they're like And I'm like What the hell kind of a sound is that They don't do that on porn Look here I'm going to be perfectly honest with you I like sound but if you sound like Like we pulled Betty Davis from the grave Gave her a cigarette and fucked her And that's the sound you make That?
That's not going to be hot to me. Kim Carnes had a sexy voice, but I don't want to hear her sounding like that when I fuck her. Just saying. It's all those things out there. Eldon will have you sign a waiver for your hips. Anybody over a certain age will have to sign waivers for the Hulu. This is going to be awesome. What could possibly, what could possibly go wrong? But see, this is the fun part of this whole full swap 101 thing is, this is the shit that has made me. How to avoid inappropriate moaning. What do you do when the wild animal shows up at your tent?
Or are you calling for moose hey rocky the thing is is that it gets you back in touch with with the almost psychotically overthinking things at newbies that we did as newbies i mean look when that that hotel part or that barn party you're talking about i remember we were like double checking we had. I mean, we went through with their personal list. And I'm not a fucking squirter, so I don't get it. No, but we didn't know. We were, like, it says to bring this. We brought the trailer. To cover the furniture. We put the names on it.
We did everything we were supposed to do, walking in like a couple of fucking idiots. Newbie galore. And they're, like, oh, you guys are new. We're, like, yeah. Okay, great. We always like to let people.
We let people we're very welcoming new people awesome we thought maybe someone was gonna like that that meant something it meant that they took your money and patted you on the butt and away you went and then you're like no one gave a tour and you're just roaming around with a cooler and two blankets going what the fuck are we doing carrying these around that's that's just the way good lord yeah i didn't get that but whatever that was also you'll want to go with her to the port-a-potty outside because well it's kind of dangerous yeah for two reasons it was there was two reasons the port-a-potty was dangerous there was some wild animal they had they had turkeys or something no they had geese they had geese that were there and the geese were very aggressive for one and there was also some dude that was always out there inappropriately groping women to go out of the bathroom so you were either gonna get goosed or goosed and seriously when we went out when i walked out the other way to go to the bathroom sure fuck, there was a weird guy standing on one side and a fucking three geese sliding the fence on the other.
I'm like, this is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever been at. And we didn't get laid. We fucked each other. Well, we fucked each other because it's like, well, what else? Because we didn't know what to do. We didn't know. We didn't know you could, like, talk to people and fuck them. We didn't know you could talk to people that were currently fucking. We didn't know if we could watch. Yeah, we're like, are we supposed to be looking at this? Can we watch? It's just rude to be staring over there with huge fucking... Well, let's just go over to this bed and we'll just start fucking.
And that guy came over and watched. Yeah, people came over and then were like, and now we know later. Come on in. We didn't know that. We didn't know shit. All the same questions These people were asking That came up a million times on the page This week How do you get things started I think back now And now it's easy Well back then it was Fairly easy because we'd be like Talking to people at a bar and you'd go Hey you want to go back Yeah Look we were never subtle I don't know. because we'd be like talking to people at a bar and you'd go, hey, you want to go back? Yeah, yeah.
Look, we were never subtle. You were never subtle. I was the shy one in the back. What do you mean I was never subtle? How can you say I was never? I was kind of subtle. Yes, wasn't I? You tell me. Well, no, you're the one. I was in the moment, so obviously I couldn't see from outside. How was I not subtle? You just always walked up to people and said you want to go back. You interested in hooking up? Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, ish. In your drunken state, did it. Usually, we'd been making up for a little bit. And I was like, hey, shall we go fuck?
Yeah, because I got in trouble for not asking you that one time. I'm like, hey, we're going back. You're like, we're doing what? Yeah, there's a couple of those. Yeah, I know you're taking the pill and everything. I was all ready to go.
Yep I remember that That was awesome I had a great time Yeah When they took us back to their hotel To their apartment with their double bed And the guy that kept Spitting on his dick to try to get it hard Yeah you already didn't want to be there I haven't seen them for years so I really don't care He's talking fucking look He's on his wiener He's sucking I'm like oh my god there's no way I'd suck on your dick now After all the spit you put on it Y'all left and then he got it up but well yeah because yeah the sad thing was she wanted to i remember she wanted to go again but you made her squirt yeah and you guys are in there and i'm like i think we should probably not because i'm like you walk out we're fucking again i'm gonna die on an hour drive home uh mike Mike, we just attended an event this past weekend, and this topic came up.
Sometimes you need to be blunt or you miss a connection. Actually, it's really true. It's a lot easier. It's amazing how afraid we all are of rejection when really it's not that big a deal. I get pretty offended. Still? Sometimes. Still? Sometimes. Why? I don't know. It just hurts feelings. I don't know. Oh, they're not interested? Oh, okay. Oh, fucking A. Let me ask this question just hypothetically.
If we were to walk up to, to let's say 10 guys randomly okay out of those 10 guys and you said hey want to fuck what would you say the odds are of you getting rejected more than you think oh you're fucking high you are so fucking stoned Out of your gorgeous time and funny I'm not there I don't do that but sure I know you know I'm not there Take the Cole factor for whatever curse Because I am like a curse for that for you Take that factor out of it Cole's not there You're just running solo at a ball I've been shot down like A couple times Like three or four I'm going to Who thinks we should put that out until...
Swarm wasn't that terribly long ago. I mean, it was, but it wasn't. I guess here's the thing. It was the first crazy summer nights. Okay, the first crazy summer nights was four years ago. That's pretty recent. I'm thinking... Doug said I wouldn't say no. I'm thinking that we need to put a poll out. Oh, shut up. No. What do you mean, oh, shut up? Don't fucking get over to it. Shut up. Why? What's your question? What's your poll? Nope, I'm not going to do it. What's your poll? No, I don't want to get shot down. What's your poll? No. You know what my poll is. You've seen my poll. God damn it.
Somebody has it. That's all it matters. I have seen your poll. It has it out there occasionally. But not when it's cold. Just saying. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. I don't, I think that guys, I don't care what any woman says. Yes, there's a chance that anybody could be shot down. That goes with it. Eldon, dance with me first. That goes with it. But statistically, I think that women being considered being shot down, they have a way lower percentage of that happening to them than a guy. Way lower percentage. Absolutely.
I just talked to a gal today who one of her big things that she put was having to, being relatively new in the lifestyle, was having to overcome and not letting previous experiences dictate the attitude she went into a new opportunity with and i said explain and guess what it was she'd had a series of guys in a row that had troubles getting it up and it fucking did the mind fuck on her and then and then going into it but i mean you know those are all things that i get you know i don't know uh and then that lady from the couple we'd been talking to and interested in laid a deep kiss on me and said we need to fuck sometime i was like I don't know uh and then that lady from the couple we'd been talking to and interested in laid a deep kiss on me and said we need to fuck sometime i was like it's not a hit that's pretty smooth usually that's a pretty good sign with me i like to kiss apparently rumor has it that i like why are you rolling your eyes because you do you do too you're you're a little make out artist i don't know if i'd say that who makes out more you or me you what you now you are full of shit you when do i make out more who Who gets laid more?
Well, at a meet and greet. I remember you making out with like six women and I didn't kiss a single guy. Okay, that's not making out. That's greetings. No. Tongue down a throat is not a greeting. It could be in certain parts of the world. I don't think it was seriously making out like that Six girls come on Apparently it was Okay so that was one occasion I don't think you were drunk Probably not that was one occasion It was one time that happened One time One time Do I have to remind you of like the 21st Saloon? I'm telling you, my brain's racing.
You leave for a smoke break and come back with lipsticks from your cross face. Okay, that was a different situation, though. That chick wasn't even part of our group. No. Well, she was one of the band groupie things that would come out to the bar to hear the band. So we saw her several times. She knew what we did. I'm friends with her on Facebook. Yeah, I am too. But, you know, you'd make out with her. And she'd come in and she'd have lipstick smeared across her face too. And I'm like, oh, my God. Okay, yes. There might have been an occasional situation like that.
But that was still the rarity. I'm a friendly person, for the most part. I don't think kissing necessarily alludes to anything. I don't either. You want it, too? Sorry, my yawned. You're alright. You okay there? You good? Ready? Ready? Okay, hang in there. It's a punk. No, I'm fine. That's what we should have. We should have a kissing contest at KWN. That could be fun. Okay. We're going to do another kissing booth? Sure. Why not? Oh, yeah. It's the COVID. It's the COVID kissing booth. Oh, shit. That's right. Officially, it's, you know. Do they really care?
Do people are afraid of getting it anymore? I don't know. I don don't even know I don't even know if it's still a thing I mean, if they fuck, then they kiss, right? Well, not necessarily That's a big one That's a big one What? I see that a lot, too What?
Kissing and fucking Still never figured that out That people don't do it That people don't like to kiss Or that's against her rules Well some people find it You're very friendly Thank you Leah for chiming in on that one There's nothing wrong with being friendly You made her pants wet And I didn't kiss anybody that night Well one guy wanted to kiss Really bad and he said the next time I see you I'm going to kiss you and he didn't So I turned around and gave him a pick I believe I don't know.
That night well one guy wanted to kiss Really bad and he said the next time I see you I'm going to kiss you and he didn't so I turned around And gave him a pick I believe That being a good kisser Is an important thing to let people know So they can make decisions If they would want to do other things down the road Yes being a good kisser helps So I just Yes I'm just very friendly really I can be And rum helps me be friendlier I don't know. I don distinct possibility damn I probably will. Then there's a distinct possibility. Damn close. There's a distinct... If...
I'm the one where a guy will look at you, and I'm like, you know you want to. And they're just looking at me. I'm like, just do it. Just do it. I'm not going to turn you away if you want to kiss me. That's because you have the cool curse factor. If I'm around, then guys get all fucking weird around you. No. So, you know. That's what I'm saying. If I wasn't there, if you were free roaming at a bar. No, you're fine. How many guys out of 10 would turn you down? I'm going with nothing. Just saying. Nothing wrong with it. The bottom line is what you've learned in the live shows.
Reject rejection isn't the end of the world. Eh, pretty much. Oh, gee. That is so convincing for new people to listen. Yes, actually, it's horrible. Prepare yourself for just nights of tears. Initially, it's crushing. Like, I had my hope set, and I just got crushed. You had your ex.
So what we learned when that, because we all do that, is we You had your So what we learned Because we all do that Is we had our Expectations Set And we learned That's why you shouldn't Have expectations Right Was it an expectation Or was it just hopeful Well either way The thing is We don't That's what But that's the part of Why we do this kind of stuff Is so that people understand It's not the end of the world It's not the end of the world Thank you.
But that's part of why we do this kind of stuff Is so that people understand It's not the end of the world It's not the end of the world Life will go on You're still going to go home with the person you brought I was going to say Most of the time We always end the night if we at least have each other to go fuck If we can't find somebody Settle for each other Alright here we go again Mike when again. No, Mike, when we started, no kissing was a rule. Went out the window with first encounter by mutual agreement. Yeah, I have a feeling that a lot of people do that.
With or without Cole, I'm not sure I'd have the testicular fortitude to bluntly ask. She's not that mean. I can tell you this much. You stand much better chances when you ask that's a big thing with her uh i couldn't do the no kissing thing i couldn't i don't think i couldn't i mean i i understand it i really do but i don't i think i would forget quite honestly and i'm not one i'm not a big believer in oops i forgot about the rules you know oh wait i forgot we weren't supposed to stick it in that hole i forgot no i I don forget, quite honestly.
And I'm not a big believer in, oops, I forgot about the rules. Oh, wait, I forgot. We weren't supposed to stick it in that hole. I forgot. No, I don't play that game. But I can see me getting caught up in the moment with that and totally going in and then realizing it too late and be like, yeah, look at the pillow or something. Sorry. Like, look at or, like, look at her face. There, it said it wasn't a kiss. I could see that, like, then I'd be terrified that I would forget. Because I don't want to break somebody else's rules. Right. Right? And, or, how do I want to say it?
Obviously, it's everybody's own choice if they break their own rules. I don't want to enable or highly encourage someone to break the rules. Right. Because, let's face it, you can do that. it's everybody's own choice of their breakthrough in the rules. I don't want to enable or highly encourage someone to break the rules. Right. Because let's face it, you can do that. It's pretty easy to know when you can twist somebody to fucking... Well, you're pretty good at that. Why would you say that? No. You need to say that with explanation so this is why I'm not, why I'm on somebody's no-go list. No.
With passion and meaning, you would make somebody Thank you. And so this is why I'm not, why I'm on somebody's no-go list. No. With passion and meaning, you would make somebody, you wouldn't make somebody. We would get caught up in the moment. Yes, you get caught up in a moment and somebody would space it or whatever the case may be. Or I really want to try to kiss, I'm sorry. I wanted to see what it was like. We'd be swept up, both of us, in the wave of crazy lust and passion, noncommittal lust and passion, and do something that afterwards we would feel bad about because it broke a rule.
It wouldn't be a tried thing or a thing that would be Manipulating somebody to do Okay This is really Important part that we need to get across Seriously Oh my god this is Because that's why I'm on a lot of people's no go list You are not on people's no go list Yeah I have been told that I'm on people's no go list Because you're intimidating I'm? I'm not intimidating because of... You're not intimidating. Bullshit. No, but I don't know if it's because of who we are or whatever it was. They're not comfortable, and I think it's because there's the perception of me being a salesman.
And it's like, no, I would never do something like that. Mike, we decided it was not a realistic expectation. Considering what we were there for, we just jokingly asked they not to remove our tonsils. Try not to remove our tonsils. I might need that warning. I might need to occasionally be reminded of me. But, you know. I don't think I've ever broke that rule. What? The kissing rule.
I don't think i've ever broke that rule what the kissing rules i don't think so no i think i did oh i think i did shame on you yeah because it was like they were kind of new too this one they're all new back many many moons ago and i was like oh i'm sorry she's like okay, but I felt bad. Asshole. Well, it happens. Look, when you think back to all the shit you had to remember when you were new. When you were first doing this shit. Think about all the stuff you were trying to process. I'm fucking somebody else. She's getting fucked. This is hot. This is kind of weird. Whatever.
I didn't think about shit. Or you can just open your mind And go with the flow. I'm picking. There's nothing wrong with that. No, because I did watch you. You got to make sure my shit worked. Does he have an issue? Do I need to help? Do I need to jump in? So basically, you were like lifeguard mode. You should have wore a whistle. Not all the time. No, running by the pool. Hold on. I need to give his dick CPR again. Let's switch. Okay, we can go back now. Yeah, so you were basically in babysitting mode. No, not all the time. You would just click in and out.
It worked out better if I was on a break. Because I did enjoy what I was doing. Well, yeah. Well, you were focused there, apparently, somewhat. Your mind was open. Yes. You said it. Just saying. Wow. We went through a whole hour talking about bullshit. It's not bullshit. It's real shit. This is important stuff that affects people's lives or their hobbies. So they've been told. I mean, swingers. Non-monogamous swingers. Are there monogamous swingers? I don't know. I've met them. I don't think I'm one, but I've met them. Whatever. Alright, well with that being said, we should leave now.
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