Krazy Truth #222 Why Lie about being Bi?

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most. I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, somewhat fading in and out Miss Amanda. Right. Hi. We're here to tan late to the late and just kind of get through the night. Really, at this point in time, we're just, you know, trying to make it through. So, with that being said, you know why it is? It's because this is an important night. This show is actually, we're recording on an important night. That's why. I know what it is. It's the spirits among us. Damn straight. It's the spirit of Elvis because he knows. This is because I, you know, long live the king. So, if you're not an Elvis fan, well, sorry. Thanks for playing. Anyway, so TCB, baby.
Speaker2: When this comes out, it won't be Elvis's anniversary of his death. That'll have been two days before. Anywho, so this is season two. No.
Speaker1: This is season five, episode 222.
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Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: I'm a prima donna. Apparently. That's why the brides have to make out with me. It's in the contract. What? No, then I'm just making that up. Okay. So, it seems like I forgot to talk about something. My hair looks like shit. Sure does. I'm like, wow. Okay, I don't know. I don't know what I was going to talk about. Makes me look more bald than I am. I don't know. You know that feeling.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: Hey, everybody. It's cunt day on the show.
Speaker3: I thought that was funny.
Speaker1: As I'm sitting there wearing a hat to cover my bald spot.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: I'll be damned. So, we need to talk about stuff that's prudent and possible and whatever, right? So you want to do a health tip of the day? Don't get drunk. Yes, that's correct. Health tip of the day is, if you get drunk, carry duct tape. At least Amanda needs to carry duct tape. No, you got a little tipsy. You got a little lippy. You were fucking around thinking you were cute. Yeah. Some of you was retarded as fuck thinking you were cute. Yeah. And afterwards you were like, oh, I shouldn't have said that. That wasn't cute. And you were right. And you learned from it. Yeah. Yep. This is the problem with booze. Look, here's the deal. Even the best laid plans of mice and men, those of us that have done this a long time that preach about it, talk about it, it can sneak up and bite you. Neither one of us thought you
Speaker2: were that drunk.
Speaker1: It happens. There's just little moments
Speaker3: that are a little
Speaker1: hazy shades of gray. Iffy. There's lots of song references tonight if you can pick them all up. I've already had three. Apparently.
Speaker3: I've already had three. Yes, I've listened.
Speaker1: Did you? What was the first one? Smartass. Pink Floyd. There you go. Do you know actually which one it was? Do you know what album? Do you know what song? Do you want to shut the fuck up? No, I want to answer some goddamn questions. No one's listening right now. It's all right. Fucking shut up. This is funny. This is our time now. Fuck, we could be talking about fucking Muppets and no one's going to know. Hey, what'd you do? a fucking Muppet? Oh, good cheese for cookies. I liked the animal. He was wild. Ah! I think I've seen you like that one time. But it was really weird. Me? Was I drunk? Probably. Probably. God. I think you were involved in a threesome. There was only like three instances I couldn't remember. Hey, when are you going to get some pussy? I don't know because I really want some. I thought you were involved in a threesome. There was only like three instances I couldn't remember. Hey, when are you going to get some pussy?
Speaker2: I don't know because I really want some. I thought you were setting it up for this week.
Speaker4: We were setting it up for in a couple weeks.
Speaker2: Well, you really did just fucking, you need to look at a calendar better, huh? No shit.
Speaker1: You know, I want pie in a couple weeks, but I'm not going to like pass it over the weekend if I'm waiting for a couple weeks to get here. Now I want pie and now I'm just fucking hungry. God, it sucks being fat. Anyways, okay. I don't know. but I'm not going to pass it over the weekend if I'm waiting for a couple weeks to get here. Now I want pie. Now I'm just fucking hungry. God, it sucks being fat. Anyways, okay. So we're at things that are going on right now in our world. Amanda's on a quest for a vagina. And it's the other meat. Mmm, juicy. It's a pie I like to just dive right into. Is that like a meat pie? Is that like an English meat pie? Hopefully it's not mincemeat, but that would be one that's come out of a gangbang. Oh my gosh, shut up. Thank you very much. I will be here all fucking week long. Arby's ain't got nothing on that shit. Slug it down, kids. That's disgusting their meat tenderized I like sweet pies The ones that taste good You like sweet meat? I kind of like them somewhat juicy I get it there myself Okay so are basters not needed No No baster No. No baster required. No. The holidays at our house are a dirty, fucking dirty, dirty mess. Submertime is just one giant boner for me. Anyways, so, yeah, there you go. Which is funny that I brought that up. Weird, if you look on our teleprompter, are you looking? Are you looking? What do you see in the top topics? It's bi day. Bi God, it's a day to talk about bi. It is. Because you know what? Here's the thing. I've seen a bunch of questions, for one, that have come through. But there has been a rash of discussion. I hate to use rash in a sex show. No. There's been a massive... There's been a large number of discussions. God, everything's gross and makes me not horny. There's been a large discussion of bisexuality topics that have come up in situations over the last couple weeks, starting at Crazy Winter Nights. And I think there are things that actually have... they had me intrigued this is why it's disappointing our crowd isn't going to be here tonight because i really wanted to get some of their feedback and some of this stuff but um uh the the first thing we i had like three or four different questions that tied into and we get them all the time talking talking about i don't know what happened i couldn't couldn't breathe for a second. You ran out of air. There was a goose and it was down my throat. I got goosed. Anyways, so there was the concept that it came up and it was brought to my attention about doing possibly more events or having more activities that are focused on bisexuality for men in the lifestyle that are events because quite rightly so or it's been in the past that for whatever reason bisexual men obviously bisexuality amongst men is not treated and accepted the same way as bisexuality amongst women although that's starting to change i think it's come a long way from even in the short time we've been in the lifestyle but still it's a long there's still a big gap there but i think that invokes a couple of topics to go with it so that was one of the first things I wanted to talk about because I've got some opinions on this.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: You're like, oh, goody. Here we go. Cole's got opinions. Well, no, the reality of it is is that we really work to be very inclusive in our events. You know, we are not kinksters at all, but we still try to work and support kinkster events and stuff within our events, right? It's the same even like with Crazy Summer Nights in general, being at a place where most of the folks are naturalists. They're not necessarily swingers. They're voyeurs or they're naturalists. so when the topic of bisexuality amongst men come up and having events and And so when the topic of bisexuality amongst men come up and having events and things, although I think that, I guess I'm working in my brain how we can, I want to do things to support guys that are discovering their bisexuality, are very comfortable in their bisexuality coming out in their bisexuality want to explore it just like you did you before the lifestyle you were not by you did you that was something you explored and you found and and whatever so i want to be supportive but what i don't want to be is i don't want to be the very stereotypical type of events and what Thank you. But what I don't want to be is I don't want to be the very stereotypical type of events. And what I mean, you're starting to see a trend on the national level where there's all these events that are now geared specifically for bisexual guys, Gay and bisexual. That's not a problem except for the fact that I feel like they are taking, that some people and some things out there are taking and turning bisexuality into a profit center. Because, let's face it, you can capitalize on that pretty easily yeah so for our standpoint it becomes a thing how do you support guys in that in that want to explore or discover or whatever without treating them or treating bisexuality like a commodity. Because that's hugely important to us. I just think that it's like, that's one of the biggest things in the world is to try to figure that out. And that's one of the challenges that I have when people say, Hey, why don't you have more things that are by, you know, geared or more events geared that way. Right. Do you have any thoughts on that?
Speaker3: I don't see a problem with it.
Speaker1: You don't see a problem with having events or with, I guess.
Speaker3: No, I don't think it should be capitalized upon.
Speaker1: So there's the thing. How do you do that? Because, okay, you want to have an all-girl melee at KSN, at the June of your birthday. And people, if I put that out there, people would be fucking off the rails for that. That would be like a stadium crowd-pleasing event.
Speaker2: Right. Right?
Speaker1: The challenge is if you put the same thing out there for guys, the reality is the response would be substantially different. Although there are more and more women that are very much into that as well.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: But the response would be way different.
Speaker4: You're not going to have i don't think very many wives are gonna be like hey hey just just try it for me just just try it just go get in there just go try it you're not gonna have as many gowns that are gonna do that where husbands wrongly so have no problem with that push pushing their wives pushing their wives into it yeah i mean so that that becomes part i mean that's that's kind of the other part of the discussion with stuff today is why lie about being bi and i mean honestly that's i wouldn't want the girls to do it if they weren't into it. Well, that's because you're bi and you get it. That's the challenge with bi events, in my opinion. But I think for a guy to come out and say he is, he isn't doing it just to please his wife, just like a woman would for her husband. Probably not. And what's sad is that takes way more courage, I think, to come out for a guy to say that. So that's what I mean, though. That's my conundrum, is how do you effectively serve that part of the community without it not being either, A, patronizing, B, making it a fucking sideshow, you know, or C, making it insulting. I mean, and by insulting, I mean capitalizing on it. I mean, that becomes a challenge. How do you do that? How do you, you know, I mean, honestly, I think there's a lot more women that their husbands say, oh, yeah, you're willing to try. If you had had a meeting if you set up a tent right and said hey uh come learn more about being bisexual or explore your bisexuality and we're gonna have speakers and we're gonna have everything there right there would be guys that would have no problem pushing their wives go well go on to you know you kind of want to you know you kind of want to and a lot of women being oh okay and right now there's gonna be people listening going oh no that wouldn't happen bullshit ask every bi girl what percentage would you say if you had if you had 10 girls lined up that said they were bi in your experience how many what's the percentage would say are actually bi. That are actually bi? That are actually bi. Oh, there's probably...
Speaker1: Oh. How many, what's the percentage of you say are actually bi? That are actually bi? That are actually bi. Oh, there's probably at least two-thirds of them. Are actually bi. Would actually be bi. And the others, so at least a third of those people are not actually going to be bi. They're going to be in a situation saying they're bi or having somebody say they're bi for them, but they're not actually bi. But then it goes to the what's your definition of bi, you know, all that bullshit. Well, exactly. But my point is that there are women that will do it or are pushed into it by men, but it's not the other way around. If you had a tent set up that was enclosed all the way around and you had a secret back side door that guys could kind of slip in if they were coming out of the bisexuality they would do that but they're not going to walk right through the front door which is wrong if there's no reason it should be that way but i mean it is you know counter that? How do you how do we actually take and help people? Sadly, until the stigma can stigma on bisexual guys is moved, there's not much you can do. I think you can set it up to where you have like a you can have like a private room where people can go into. Right. But you'd have to do it for the women too. You can't just do it for the men. Right. Right. That makes sense. That makes sense. So, I've been to a bi-male centric swimmer party, highly recommended. Leah, I'm not bi, but I like to watch bi-action. Okay i mean that i think that's that's absolutely it's how do you get rid of the stigma though that i think it just has to develop over time look at how much it's come in 11 years 12 years however freaking long we've been in this you know when we first started you wouldn't dare mention that you were by no a guy a guy would not a guy by curious but now they're coming out more and more so i think you give it a few more years it's going to be more open and people are going to be more open to it but what is it that what can the challenge becomes what as event planners can we do because the thing is is that my biggest fear and maybe it's an unjustified fear is that if we had let's say one of our events we had a couple we had meet and greet and then we had uh by male meet and greet and you know by or by curious and by by curious female or maybe just a by curious overall meet and greet that was geared towards people that are by or by curious. I think that I think that that would be. I don't I think if you want, if you have one specifically designed for it, I think people would go to that event or meet and greet. But if you were at a swingers event and you singled people out at a swingers event the chances of them being seen by the the chauvinistic people they would hide but our event could could you pull it off because think of crazy winter nights think about an event that you have where it's educational and our people are way more open-minded than a lot of groups out there does something like that actually help move it forward i mean because part of it okay i believe everything is partially based on education right if you can teach people then you can eliminate stigmas you know if you can teach if you can teach johnny paranoid over here that just because is bi or bi-curious doesn't mean if you're in a swinging situation with him and his wife that he's just going to come and grab your dick and start sucking your dick and just, you know, that's not how this works. You can educate people that you can help eliminate those stigmas, right? the thing becomes is part of the part of the education process too is educating people on on to for women to quit saying they're bi when they're not i mean like like there needs to be a crash you know we talk about i think there's focus on i believe in the lifestyle about bi women, they use it as a cover to actually talk about bisexuality overall. Because a lot of people don't like to say bisexual males. Okay? But one, in the female population, there's a huge bunch of shit where couples are using that as a dangle on a carrot. And women need to stand up and say. Because some women would go, well, it's okay. I can just be a pillow princess, and I'm still bi, though, because I'm letting a girl eat me out. Yeah, and it's like, here's the thing. The message that has to get out there is, you know what? We know you're faking it. You can say, yeah, I'm bi, all you fucking want want and then if you're like and so true that guess what everybody in the room knows you're doing that so that hubby can get over there and pull one off that's not by and so there's there needs to be an educational message joke. it quit quit learning about it so then would it be a life for a guy to to receive from another guy no i don't i don't think so how's that any different from a girl just eating a girl out i think i think it depends on on how you classify it and this this is it's almost becoming like poly you need a fucking whiteboard this is where that part comes into it it's like okay here's the deal if you like your pussy eating you're not bi okay so if you like jim worsen wait a minute jim worsen talked about it all the time getting your dick sucked a whole as a hole okay you're not you're not bi if you just like getting your dick sucked you just like getting your pussy eaten and if you put a blindfold on it you don't know nor do you care that doesn't make you bi okay i i it now if can people be bi curious Absolutely. You know granted somebody's new it's the first time going down on a guy or first time going down on a girl they want to try it they are and i even understand initially being by curious and having just having it done to you at first but there's an honesty factor i've never done this or i'm new at this i'm trying to see if I'm okay with this. That's being honest and laying all your cards out there. That's not telling somebody, I'm bi. And by God, once you're done, I'm done. There's a totally different ballgame here. So that's the whole game, right? So it's the same thing. It's like, okay. And determine whether you're into it. But let's face it. We know people that have put bi-curious on their fucking profiles for 11 years. Look, in 11 years, do you want to eat pussy or do you not? Do you want to suck dick or do you not? Either answer is okay, but pick one. Yeah. I mean, because if you don't know by this point in time well but see i think you know that's where it becomes difficult you know there's some people that keep it by curious so they don't get hit up by every every person known to man to hook up the same same sex well okay it's the same the same by selective we're all selective are you sure when i'm drunk maybe not so much no but we're all no but you are selective if somebody's not a turn-on i'm not going to run up to him and start eating him out right except when you're drunk yeah no you're right except when i'm drunk somebody gets lucky no there again but that's okay so i agree that's part of the education process the education process that comes back to being able to say no because i mean ultimately look this is part of the problem we put put these labels on, and you and I both hate labels, right? We put these labels on bisexual, bicurious, biselective, by, you know, by God, I wish I'd get laid, by whatever, okay? Whatever it may be. And this applies for men and women. When the reality of it is some things are universal. In the lifestyle, those of us that know and realize real life swinging, not porn swinging, we don't fuck just everybody. If I'm not attracted, we don't fuck. If you're not attracted, we don't fuck. It doesn't make any difference what you are looking for. If it's two girls, two guys, two giraffes, it doesn're not you know it is what it is so part of it is learning to go we don't need a title of bi-selective we need to learn to say no we need to learn to say no to our spouses we need to learn to know to say peer pressure and we need to learn to say hey i'm not interested like if we do that then everything else is pretty easy from there yeah you know but we but that's hard you don't want to hurt people's feelings or and maybe that's the problem maybe the maybe the problem with the whole and this is why it pisses me off now you're starting to see the these events that are geared towards. It's like some of these events now are cutting people from the herd. Okay. They're going in. So you have this whole herd of cattle. And we're going to go through and we're going to take it. We're going to go through and we're going to have an event that. We're going to take out any interracial couples. we're going to take and we're going to go through and we're going to have an event that that uh uh we're going to take out any interracial couples we're going to take out uh bisexual men we're going to take out you know uh farmers only we're going to take out you know the fucking christians we're going to take i mean seriously it it we're so busy cutting the herd because when you cut the herd then you can charge more that's the reality and so what does anybody learn from that like okay so let's look at the stereotype, we talk about the stereotypes of bi males so if all the bi males only go to events that are geared and catered towards gay and bi-males and the women that are dating them or married to them, right, well, what does anybody else learn? True. So what happens to all the stereotypes? Well, guess what? Now, those of us that are not by males and are not going to those parties, now we're allowed to let our imagination run wild, which means, obviously, it's just a bunch of guys running with their dicks up out and just grabbing each other you know something stupid people are dumb like that right and so it's like you're not learning anything you're not getting any better you're not realizing you're not conversations. I understand wanting to be around other people with similar interests, right? But you would hate to go to a party, a swinger party, and go, okay, do you like to hunt, fish, boat, camp? No. Okay, well, you go over here. You do okay, you go over here. Well, that looks like a hot couple over there. Right, but they're in a hunting, fishing, camping, boating. You're not, so you need to stay over here with the, you're into you know, I don't know, model shipbuilding, whatever. It's like, that sounds absurd to even say that, but that's what we're doing. When we do this with these other things, we're not learning anything. Right? and so certain things are acceptable because we go back to because in regular porn if regular porn if every time they showed a couple seeing regular porn it went with the two girls making out the two girls eating each other's pussy the guys eating the girls' pussies and the guys sucking each other's dicks if that was the order that every porn went the perception would be I don't understand. And i don't understand i don't understand like how we can't get or how we expect to get better when we won't make steps forward on anything i can honestly say we were part of the uneducated masses when we got in the lifestyle about bisexual males we absolutely were one of them that said if there was a profile and it said by by mail or by curious mail we didn't they were out and it wasn't because we were afraid they were going to i was afraid they were going to grab my dick or anything it's because we had the misconception about that the higher risk of stds and now we know that's far from the fucking truth no shit you know there's some girls that fucking trump that shit 20 times in the butt but we were part of that but we but that's the part that sucks is you can't get you can't grow better and you can't i don't know but wasn't anybody to teach us better. We had to learn. No, we had to learn. We had to learn. And it took a long time before you, when you finally, when you would meet people that was in the profile there by, that never came up. There was like, what are you into? I don't, I can never remember a single time early on you know think back to going to the bar we used to go to and people what are you into there once you well you know and and she if she was by that came up right away yes but it would never come up if he was by never because i can remember there was one couple we almost hooked up with uh and it wasn't until later we saw in the profile that he was by i mean it's just i don't know it's frustrating it's frustrating when people lie about it it's frustrating when when we can't find a way to make it better see it drives me what's driving me nuts is i want to be able to i want to be supportive like because we take we take a lot of pride in that, right? The whole thing is we want to try to be supportive, but I don't want to be I don't ever want us to be that opportunistic. Look, more people will listen to this show because I'll have bye in the title. It's really fucked up. But we don't want to be the opportunist for people that fucking do it with events and shit. have to work on that I'm appointing you You're in charge of that I think that's a great job for you I do Okay why I don't know maybe we do a committee Everybody's always telling me to do committees Okay Maybe we get like an No I'm serious Maybe we get like an advisory board because how many other things are like that that we like avoid i don't know if we necessarily avoid it we might we just don't know what to do about it well i'm just i'm just one well we don't yeah we don't avoid it but i mean there's other parts. I mean, maybe we need that. How do you get better with that kind of shit? I don't know. We're worthless without a fucking crowd. Notice that? No, we're not worthless without a crowd. I mean, kind of. I am. We used to do it without one all the time. We did? Very beginning. No. We used to have sex with other people around too. That was a long time ago. Weird. No shit. That's actually gone. Okay. Quick halftime. Is it halftime? It's halftime. It's halftime. Whoop. Hey, don't forget to check out our show and 65 of the other top shows in the adult alternative lifestyle world. Plus, over on Sunday on FullSwapShopRadio. Check them out today. FullSwapShopFullSwapRadio.com or get the app FS Radio, both for Android and for Apple. What?
Speaker3: I was making fun. Okay, awesome.
Speaker1: So, check it out today. All kinds of new stuff are coming there. New shows. New shows are on the way soon. So, so very, very soon. Oh, yeah. So check them out today. We're on on Monday nights.
Speaker3: Are we really?
Speaker1: Monday at 5 and again.
Speaker2: Really?
Speaker4: I'm getting smart.
Speaker1: Hey, you know what? If you tune in on Tuesdays, you can listen to Kazma's rant. That'd be a great show. You'd really enjoy that one if you listen to it every now and then. Just saying. Yeah, maybe. Wow. Really? You're awesome. That's great. There's another halftime. Oh, yeah. That is. Also, get ready, kids. You're not going to believe it. I can't believe it. I'm excited about it. My dick's already hard. Just saying. We are going to be releasing, you can order now, pre-order now, your 2023 Casbah Cadet calendar. Now, here's the deal. These chicks are fucking hot. They've been my cadets all year, and they fucking rock, and they're doing a rockabilly calendar for us, and it's going to be extremely sexy. Not to mention the fact that all proceeds go to help Casbah Cares. She just made another big old Casbah Cares thing today, which is neat. So get your, say $20, get you your Casbah Care, your, nope. It gets you your Casbah Cadet calendar. And, you know, for 30, maybe I'll get them to sign it for you. I'm getting a signed one. Ooh, you're getting a signed one. I want to get a signed one when they're doing the reverse gangbang. They're not doing a reverse gangbang. I tried all year long. I tried and tried. I pushed and pushed. Anyway, so no, check it out. You will be able to order those on FullSwapShop as well as at CrazyKazma.com. Make sure you check those out and get your order placed today. It's hard to believe our cadets are almost up it's almost time you know the next set of cadets they got some pretty damn fucking big shoes big stilettos to fill you know see i should have lied and said they all did like weird sex acts to me so it makes like well we want to compete no they didn't uh but no well they really did our cadets have kicked ass. They've been some of the best ambassadors we've ever had. And we're going to miss our little first round of cadets. But now they're in a part of the club. They're like Blayboard Bunnies. They're the originals. The original cadets. What? Are you going to give them little ears and a tail? I'm going to give them a tail, all right. Anyways, I'm just saying. And if you wear pigtails, mm-mm-mm. Anyways, so no. The girls have been great. The girls, the ladies, they have been great. They're not girls, they're ladies. They're extremely sexy, and they've been the best ambassadors in the world. I'm telling you right now. You take a beautiful woman who is having a great time and is friendly and outgoing and they will change the fucking world because i have watched these girls go to more events and just fucking straight up take a room just take over a room like that's usually my job walking and be all loud i'm not just a clown i nope i just stay back out of the way and watch the girls work and they will work a room and say hi to everybody and they're laughing and giggling people like i love your connects you're so cool it's fucking it's incredible not to mention they are like they're like our secret police our very sexy secret police those are the nights they kind of keep raining on shit around the chasm of kingdom a little bit just saying next year next year this next one batch i don't know i don't know they're gonna step it up well you know what we're gonna do we're gonna bring the original to train them and whip the girls into shape. No, we're actually very excited because we actually have, you know, it sucks because you wish you could have put everybody at the same one time. But I know last year, last year we were like 90-some girls applied to be cadets. And I have no doubt that we are going to have an equal number this year because those girls were there. And they got all close. They were in a little chat and stuff, all girls and me.
Speaker2: Yay.
Speaker1: Although it's kind of awkward sometimes.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, when they're talking about dresses and stuff, I don't really know much.
Speaker3: No, you don't.
Speaker1: I just occasionally come out with some perverted comment or something, and then go away, and then just do my own thing, and then I I kick you out. Whatever. Just saying. That's awesome. Yeah. Yay, cadets. That's exactly it. Are you sure? Yeah. Really? You good? Yeah. Quit pushing that away from your face. No. No. I don't want it all over my mouth. Just like look, you're actually coming in. I've been coming in. I come in all the time. You're just funny if I can get hot enough, Mike. So, don't get all fucking, don't get all uppity. My tongue is all red. Wow. What have you been sticking in your tongue? Cherry limeade. Wow, neat. That's hot. you know uh you you we're gonna real quick we're gonna hit this since we got time you have uh you've started a new adventure this week wow really you've already forgotten menopause is kicking your ass you've It's our new adventure this week. What adventure? Menopause? Yeah. Menopause is kicking your ass You're starting a new adventure this week What adventure? Menopause? Yeah No Not you Menopause was already there And you decided to fucking fight back Oh shit Instead of just fucking doing nothing about it And you went in I wasn't doing nothing Well I know But what you I was trying all the herbal remedies It was not effective And so You were taking you're taking control of your life and you have went to tell a little bit what you're going to be doing i swear to god we were both in the consultation hormones bioidentical hormones and supplements And it's so exciting
Speaker2: You know what
Speaker1: She was very fucking She was excited before She'll be excited When her vag is wet again So she was We'll be excited But she was excited About it at one point in time Well I'm still excited about it I had four vials of blood Taken from my arm That explains it There it is Is that why I'm so tired You're tired in a week There Draculaacula yeah they're gonna test it for all the hormone levels and i'll find that out next monday so and and so the reason i'm bringing this up my fears are gonna go well everything's just fine they're not no it's not no then i'm gonna tell them to retest that or come spend a week with us no it's not but normal. What? I'm not saying that in a bad way. Did I say that you were bitchy or anything else in that fucking meeting with that doctor? No. No. So fucking, yeah, stop it. I admitted that I'm bitchy when it's time for my shot. I admitted that. Anyways, oh, fuck. The reality of it is, is that, again, the bigger part of this whole thing, see, we're still coming off this high of, like, getting over our fears at KSN and stuff like that. So, is that it's about taking control of your life and not just settling, doing nothing.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: It was fun when the doctor wanted to talk about sex. Goes, okay, now we need to talk about sex goes okay now we need to talk
Speaker1: about sex we're like okay okay sure hit it hit away your best shot we'll see if we can follow along well you know it's important you don't say here's what here's what's really cool with this is that it's not, I think there's a lot of, see, this show tackles like misinformation, right? And there's a lot of misinformation out there about costs and shit. The package you're on is not that expensive. Not really. I mean, you know, it's like it's 125 bucks a month. It's not outrageous. It's not like it's $1,000 or something. No, thank God, because that was my fear. But the reality is, and they called it right, which is, here's the deal. No, your whole life is not just sex, but a healthy sex life is a big part of your life, and it needs to be. So if you're somebody else out there struggling, know go for it the consultations are free bring somebody with you no seriously bring somebody with you that is not afraid to answer honestly so like if you're a raging bitch they're not gonna and you go no i'm not a bitch you know they're not gonna be afraid to go that's a lie she's already well there was one where i'm like you know some stuff I don't overreact like I used to I you know like yeah you do and I'm like no I don't no yeah right well what I said was that you reacted appropriately because you meant like you don't react and I felt like it was what you reacted you didn't overreact but you reacted appropriately sometimes when there's two of you you can have a better perspective because you know it's it's like when i tried to quit smoking for years and years and years i always felt like you became a huge bitch when i would quit smoking when the reality was you weren't you were just fine i would suck so it it helped but but go to the consultation don't put it off look the longer you put this shit off it it's not gonna magically fix it on its own you know so so quit fucking me no you just have these curly hairs dangling and just pull them off they're not attached to anything it's on your fucking beard anyways it's prior to your little pet so anyway so the thing but that's an exciting thing that's like again you know i'll be more excited next week when he gives me something for it well i i mean obviously yeah it's gonna get better but it's all about taking steps and in the process yes taking steps i mean that's part of this whole fucking thing it doesn't it nothing's magical trust me i fucking know nothing's magic best thing he said in there when he goes how old are you i said I said 51. He goes, oh, you look good for 51. I'm like, well, I know that part. What do you see your badge? Just saying. I don't think he'll ever do that, does he? I don't know. Is he that kind of doctor? I don't know. He's his clinic. He can do whatever he wants. I got to see what's working. Is this thing on? Just flick your beard and see if it's a thing on.'s like you're being seen there it is bink anyways just saying i got nothing and you had a date in a laundromat this week you had all kinds of shit going on a date i went and hung out with somebody at a fucking laundromat you know what that's carrying right there that is straight up that's caring it shows the type of quality person you are it does it's i'm not ripping on you i'm not bagging on you at all i'm just saying okay he missed you he did we did laundry together i didn't touch laundry well no thank god but it was too busy you didn't get to go for a spin On the spin cycle Too busy Did you get ice cream? Did I get ice cream? Why would I get ice cream? Well there's one by the Dairy Queen You know maybe you got ice cream There's no Dairy Queen over there I didn't know which one he. I didn't go with you. I didn't drop you off for your fucking date. I didn't come pick you up and make sure we were home by midnight.
Speaker3: No, there's nothing around.
Speaker1: I didn't know.
Speaker3: I think your computer died.
Speaker1: That's fucking PG.
Speaker2: That's awesome.
Speaker3: Yeah, you still have 15 minutes. 10 more minutes.
Speaker1: I don't know. I'm just checking. I'm just trying to learn. That's what I'm...
Speaker3: No, we just hung out, mainly outside the laundromat While his stuff was going Because it was too busy inside
Speaker1: Did he use the big oversized loads Or just the regular ones Did he sort colors Was he like a guy that knows how to do laundry Or was he like do laundry Just pile it all in there A melting pot of dirt
Speaker3: He probably piled it all in there
Speaker1: I know, let's check him We didn't have that discussion We never talked about it Thank you. it all in there. A melting pot of dirt. He probably piled it all in there. I know. Let's check him. We didn't have that discussion. We never talked about it. Why are you looking all judgy like that? That's what I don't understand. Because why do you want to hear about how he does laundry? I'm just trying to show an interest in what you have an interest in. I don't have an interest in laundry. I hate doing it. Well, but all I know is at least he's a good fuck. I'm just trying to see if there's other things. He's a good fuck and I didn't get to experience that. Well, I'm just trying to see if there's anything else there. I'm just I don't know. I'm just learning. I'm just I'm trying to show interest in your hobbies and activities. Hey, look, man, I was just fucking surprised anybody else you were going to go hang out at the laundromat. I thought you were just trying to get away from our kids. Well, okay, there was that, too. I mean, I'm just like,'m just like okay well whatever why not tackle that one while i'm at it sorry gotta go leave me with a new puppy we rescued another dog yes we did and uh and uh so that's obviously an old lady uh-huh so now we got two of those in the house so uh she doesn't get to go get shit she doesn't need her shit working anyways at all but you know you're not in diapers not in diapers yet, so that's good. Well, that's good. I don't know. Well, she's going to be. It could happen. Only if we get great content. I hope not, but it could happen. We'll be shooting anal content for your OnlyFans page. Anal content or diaper content? Anal content. Get the right anal content, then you'll need diaper content next. But I'm going to a doctor to make everything work like it's supposed to. So why would I result to anal? Because it pays more. That's true. I don't mind anal. What? I haven't done it for a while. Yeah, you didn't get that drunk. You were drunk on Saturday, but you weren't that drunk. When you're good and drunk, it's like like fuck me in the ass i had a fucking ass for a year past the fuck out i was rubbing your butt just rubbing your head you need to quit dinner i'm gonna throw up well i don't think i'm gonna get laid that yeah you were you were not the right level of drunk i was it was a weird night yeah i was even questioning if i got roofied but you didn't trust me yeah but the, is I was just like, it wasn't the, I'm so fucking train wrecked, I can't see straight, fuck me in the ass, I don't care. It was the in and out. It's been three years, it's going to hurt. I don't care, I want it so bad. Majority of the time, I was pretty coherent. There's just a couple of things that are a little sketchy. But you didn't even stumble around. That was what was weird. Normally, you stumble. Normally, you go, hee. That was a weird draw. Seriously, it was just odd. Yeah, well, you know, it was the cheese. And I ate shit I wasn't supposed to. It was the macaroni and cheese, but that's why you probably went drunk. You were probably fat, bar food fucking, some sort of like stroking out shit. That's probably what was happening. Probably. That is what it is. All right. Don't do that. Like, people don't know. If you've met me in person, you know. I haven't seen you do that in person. Well, I mean, I have. In 30 years, yes, folks. You're getting it out. It's exclusive. I'm actually burping in person. In what? In person. Oh, my Lord. I'm stroking out. Okay. You know what? This is going to be a short episode. We're going to call her a day with that one right there. Alright. Well, here's the thing. Kids, the theme for the day is be honest. Be honest with yourself. You can do a thought for the day, like how Jerry Springer closes his eyes. No, because we Throwing chairs at each other I can You go fucking right ahead Actually that may be one of our goals We may try to get some To throw chairs No we may try to get some guests in here We got a bunch of shit coming Look here's the thing There's some cool shit coming You're going to want to check out the websites Because we're resigning the websites and we're doing all kinds of cool shit. We've already put out when our seventh birthday bash is. That'll be out on the website. You can get that. Didn't we just have our seventh? No, we had our sixth. You can get those tickets are on sale. We'll be announcing in the next two weeks all of our crazy winter nights stuff. So that's going to be pretty fucking exciting. These are all things that are going to cause my pretty, pretty blonde hair to get the correct color for Christmas. Yes, I will be going to Santa Claus this year because I'm sure I'll still be fat. But I'm sure my hair and beard will be completely white by the time it gets there. So with those things, you know, we'll get excited. So, yeah, that's kind of all we know so with that being said give another shout out to our sponsors we're just i'm calling today i'm throwing on the bread white flag throw it in i thought you were gonna say bread because that's what it sounded like i don't think most people retire with the tossing of a loaf i thought you say bread. Take this bread and allow me to surrender.
Speaker2: Anyways,
Speaker1: wonder. But it's a hard roll, sir.
Speaker2: Anyways,
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Speaker2: Bye.