Krazy Truth #218 But he didn't Cum

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most who's never around people, I'm here with the lovely lovely Miss Amanda. Hi. And we're here for me to have some social interaction and see if I can learn some basic social skills. Follow along for the ride. This is why our show doesn't. People don't listen to our show. This is why. Right fucking there. Within the first two seconds of this show I fucking just pissed and shot our wad i don't even care anyways okay and and i have a hair on my nose anyways of course you weren't listening why because you don't ever listen at least fake sneeze because they all defended you when you sneezed and i threw you under the bus last time anyways for the people that do listen so you know to keep you up to date as well this is season five episode 218 and don't uh if you want to know what just happened there you have to you got to go onto our youtube channel YouTube channel. Just saying. Anyways, uh, sponsors, we got them just a few, uh, smart swingers. What do they do? They read, check out ASN lifestyle magazine.com. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world, as well as the lifestyle world with all the, the movers and shakers, ASN lifestyle.com. Also you like all you like, you like Facebook, but Hey, all the rules smutify that's it smutty fy.com and find crazy cats when you get there my my penis has a first name it's smutty anyways yeah they'll love that they'll love that ad shot shout out and also we're proud to be part of Nightcaps, the Drink Scrunchie Prevention. The Drink Spiking.
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Speaker3: Maybe he was going.
Speaker1: Cole put his nose under my dress. Actually, I did. Don't blame him on the dog. Actually, it was me. I was out in the yard. It got weird. But she's like, Cole, there's neighbors staring at you.
Speaker2: I would have, but then that would have been really weird.
Speaker1: What, put my nose under her dress? No, dumbass. I don't know. Hey, look, I'm just following along. Look, we're so unique and weird out here. You see our faces, and we're loud and vocal and all kinds of stuff. Is that what I look like? Shit. That's why I wear shades, so you can't see my eyes. Can't count the rings in my eyes to know how old I am. Okay, so, but we actually do have a lot of cool shit to do. So, we need to dive into stuff. You know, all we did this weekend was we had our anniversary.
Speaker2: Yeah, we did.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah, 28 years. 28 wonderful years.
Speaker2: 28 years.
Speaker1: What's so awesome, we went out on our anniversary dinner, and we were both scoping out other bitches. We were like, that chick's hot.
Speaker2: Well, we were downtown Omaha, so we were like, hey, look at that.
Speaker1: You know, it used to be we said we would never fuck on our anniversary. And we never have. We've never broke that rule. We've never hooked up. Probably if the hot enough perfect scenario, this is going to be your only chance Thank you. We've never hooked up. Probably if the hot enough, perfect scenario, this is going to be your only chance, she's up from Brazil, she's going to go back home, the situation came up, I think we'd throw that out the window. Well, probably. But, I mean. We'll have our anniversary tomorrow. No shit. Look, we can move it around. I'll still, yeah, 20 years in one day, we can celebrate it then too it's all good can you see i'm i'm searching for a brazilian chick apparently carnival nummy anyways uh okay look there's nothing wrong with having a menu and being interested in in selections off the menu i'm i'm in i'm in like the i'm in like the'm in like the Denny's menu of swinging. I am. That's what I am. Actually, that's exactly what it is. Greasy and unhealthy? Pretty much. Here's the thing. Everybody take, right now, take on a piece of paper, turn to your spouse and tell them, or your your friend and tell them what type of menu you what food item you would be or what what represents you i look at myself and i'm like yeah i'm like i'm like the grand slam i'm like one of those things you're really fucking hung over it's like yeah well it's food but if you're sober you're probably going yeah i don't know let's see about somewhere being nicer just saying you would be more high class more high end just saying does that make me stuck up no it doesn't make you stuck up it's just i'm just saying i'll pass on a steakhouse well i'm sure you would but i could see you doing like some some fancy thing you wouldn't let me lick the plate on our anniversary. They gave us a free dessert and they put in chocolate, happy anniversary on the plate. If you put something in chocolate in my world, then you should eat the chocolate. It was a very thin layer. You couldn't taste it. You could if you let me lick the plate, but see, this is why I'm the Denny's of fucking sexual flavors and you might be able to do something a little higher classier thing, just saying. Table liquor. I still, I got your order in, Holly, don't you worry. So, anyway, so yeah. So, figure that out. That's, we're going to put that as, that's going to be a question at KSN. What restaurant chain would you say you are? That's going to be funny shit right there. Anyways, okay. That look says...
Speaker3: Oh, look at him sucking up. Look at him already sucking right up to Amanda.
Speaker1: See, this is the thing that Larry... Yeah, it's called pork butt.
Speaker2: Pork round? Round ass. Round butt?
Speaker1: Not saying a fucking word for that at all. Come on. Come on. Hey, look, I already called myself fucking a greasy truck stop that fucking the drunks eat at. So you know what? I'm not going to get involved in this shit. What? Bacon. I don't know. Look, man, that's pretty high standard for anybody to get to call themselves bacon. Well, I was calling my ass bacon, but I don't even know what part of the pig it comes from, so it really didn't matter. Okay, we need to get off this topic really fast. This is going to go bad really quickly. Okay, and I'm going to say something stupid, and I'm going to get in trouble, and yeah, I don't know how it goes. Anyways, okay. Wow, oh, shit, okay. If you've gone to each other for 30 years, imagine that you might, like, regret something you say. Well, fuck. It wouldn't. Like, the first time I will have done it is on year 30. So, I'm sure there's a few things I might have said a couple times before that I don't know. Hey, we'd be the last. Ooh, yawn. Oh, yeah. Typical show. That's how we know we're ready to go here. This is part of our great ratings. Cole's so boring that his own wife can't stay awake during the show. Awesome. Okay, let's do something. Me? What? Oh, my fucking. Okay. Anyways, do you need the question? I did. Do you want to do the health point of the day? I'm glad I write these up on the wall so that we can see these. Can you read it? Ish. I mean, your phone's in the way. Here, let me move out of your way. Can you read it now? Not everything's a sex toy. Are you sure about that? Okay, the thing was for you not to just... So the health tip of the day... I wasn't supposed to blurt it? No, there was a setup with it. This is like, it's like a whole thing. So she gets excited to give you a shot in the ass. Yes, she does. Yeah, so not everything is a sex toy. So, and because... Because I've seen on a couple pages where some people have used things that have either ripped them up, right, or they couldn't get them out without ER. If you have to go to the emergency room, it's not, or it's going to make you sick, it's not a sex toy. So, as you prepare to go about your new adventure, and you've been drinking, and you're like, well, that looks like it could go up my or in my please think it through but we did have somebody at one point in time there on our page I don't even remember who it was but talked about walking around Menards and finding unique things to use as toys and one of them was like a toilet bowl cleaner but it was like a rubbery one there's a lot of things there are a lot of things you can use but there was one guy put like an unpeeled zucchini that like shredded a gal's badge so and there's a great meme going around from the doctors and it just says and it's so so true nothing accidentally goes up your butt so keep that in mind just that's our that's our little that's our little hell tip of the day. Not everything is a sex toy. The guy I dated in high school went to go work at a hospital in an ER, and there was a guy that came in that had shoved potato up his ass and had to have it surgically removed. Look, if it ends up you going to the emergency room to have it surgically removed, that probably wasn't supposed to be a sex toy. That's just something to keep in mind. Food for thought. See, that's our public service. We're helping people. There you go. Okay, gotcha. I'm following now. You know, one of the big things, glass light bulbs. It kills people. They put them in their mouth, and then you can put them in, but you can't get them out. In their mouth? Yeah. Yeah, people die doing that. Is my shit on? So is that a challenge now? No, but I've seen that. So, yeah, I don't know. That's just one of those things. Yes, you're on. It's just one of those things. So it's the same type of thing. I mean, bottles can create suctions and all kinds of shit. You have to be careful what you... Treat your body with some love and respect. Well, no, I never do anything with a lot of lightbulbs. Don't use that cactus.
Speaker3: It's not ribbed for your pleasure. Those are pointy things. Anyways, so there you go. Health tip of the day. Look at that. We're already coming. 12 minutes in.
Speaker1: You put a condom on it.
Speaker3: On the cactus?
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker3: It's probably going to poke through. You'll probably still be pregnant.
Speaker1: Being a smart.
Speaker3: Just in case. If it jizzes, you're fucked. A little cactus pre-comb, and you're going to be squirting. Thanks for listening. gonna poke through you'll probably still be pregnant being a smart just in case if it jizzes
Speaker1: you're fucked a little cactus pre-cum and you're gonna be squirting think about a little pair of cactuses coming out of your vag oh that's why child labor or childbirth is a whole new level Okay Ow Little bastard
Speaker2: Okay stop
Speaker1: You are the one that said put a condom on it. It's being a smartass and you took it a little too far. That's the way my mind works. Remember, I'm not around people all day long. I'm not used to being out in front of people. This is all new to me. I'm practicing so at crazy summer nights i don't just walk around with my dick in my hand just like slobber on myself like i was doing this weekend with my dick in my hand just going roaming around getting lost somewhere anyways why is cole over rolling around in the dirt just leave him alone it's his birthday he's having fun okay let's get on with questions shall we we shall we shall all right so the first question look this is okay i'm gonna give you choice Which one do you want to do first, A or B? A or B? Go away. Okay. So this first question, this is one, and actually, again, I've been doing more of these because I actually get asked this, or this comes up a lot. I do a lot of times, I have a lot of guys reach out to me and will ask me questions and concerns and whatever, okay? What? Face the microphone. Oh, wow, you've been waiting to say that forever. So this is one that comes up quite a bit, and's a really good question and so basically uh i also hear from a lot of women and so one of the concerns that we hear from a lot of women i actually had four or five reach out on this last week about the fact that they had had a play date a couple more with condoms couple more not but the guy didn't come and so the question that that we then in turn got uh was two of these ladies were like and and this is part i thought was interesting was that two of the ladies said did i fail did i do something wrong is that why they didn't come and and so when i i asked him to kind of tell me more about that they some and a lot of women have i found this from a lot of women that they take it personally if a guy doesn't come when they have sex especially on a play date that they that's like a big deal and the reason i think this is interesting is i very rarely come there's a lot of guys that rarely come exactly so okay from a woman's perspective do you feel like do you feel like that that is any sort of a like it wasn't completed or do you how do you feel if a guy doesn't come for you or when early on i mean you're your experience now, but the first couple times that happened, did it, what did you think, I guess? Honestly, it didn't even dawn on me. It was like, it wasn't the first couple we hooked up with, but probably like the second or third. That he's like, well, only my wife can make me calm. I'm like, oh didn't think too i didn't think much about it he said it and i went oh okay you know like as long as you had fun and as long as it felt good right rock on right and then i've had some other guys go well i'm sorry i didn't come is that okay i'm like it's fine don't but it doesn't it doesn't me. There would have been a time it would have bothered me as a female. Because what do I always say? What do I always ask girls after I fuck them? Did you come? Did you come? It's like, and I get it. Because you, it's like, that's how you know you can't fake it. You can't fake the jizz. Ta-da. So it's, I mean. No, but you can't fake the hard-on either. you had a heart on your fucking that's what and you're still going then that means that that you're doing something right right or the drugs are kicking in right well but i mean no that doesn't even work all the time the popsicle sticks are doing awesome no it it it's the thing is is that here's what's bizarre now i used to always come with you never had any trouble coming with you and i don't think i ever i did not i've never come a lot in the lifestyle well even when we first started now i don't come that much even with you really in fact what's what's really odd is most of the I don't come that much up even with you. Really. In fact, what's really odd is most of the time, I don't finish. I have to finish manually is how I have to finish anymore. There's been a time or two that's bugged me. Is it different because we're married that it bothers you? Yeah. So do you take it personally then if i don't if i don't sometimes not all the time do you if you just hooked up with somebody that's not quite your type right and you do with them then i get kind of offended seriously yeah i did the one time i'm like wow okay so what i need to do is is lie instead of come with them. No, we're never advocating lying. Here's the thing. Since I started taking testosterone, it's hard for me to come. It's more work even jacking off to come. Pocket pussy. No, I'm kidding. Actually, I've jacked off twice this week, and that's it. And they've been fucking intense as fuck, and it's really bizarre. I haven't had hard-ons like that forever, so it must be working, and I haven't come like that forever. It concerned me the first couple times I wasn't coming with you. But, like, seriously, like, I don't know if it's I'm just so fat and out of shape, I just can't get enough speed up to, like, go ahead and bring it home in the vag. Well, I don't know. I don't know if I just i just i can't just i can't bring it home but i anymore i can't and it's it's i get here's the problem with the whole thing this shows guys are guys automatically assume if a girl doesn't get wet or if she doesn't come that it was horrible and she had it and life ends girls assume that if a guy doesn't come oh my god he didn't have fun i did something wrong we're so busy um worrying about that labels you always say putting labels on shit you know boyfriend girlfriend all that shit we're so busy trying to analyze why something is or is not that we lose track of the the fact that you can have fun you can have a great time without it being going according to script i mean i i honestly gotta feel like that's a huge part of the problem because once it happens it's one more thing it's like when you think about how much shit really we talk about on the show think go through the our list of topics on the show of how many things couples are running through their mind when they're hooking up with somebody it's amazing that anybody can get wet or hard or fuck at all i mean seriously think about it yeah uh okay real quick we got some things so uh rachel is friends with benefit who hardly ever comes when they play But it pleases them more to see how many times he can get her off.
Speaker3: Rock on.
Speaker1: Some guys can go four rounds and not come. I know guys who can say they can control it. And some medications can make it hard for a guy to get off. What's really weird is I've always been able to last longer with other people than with you. I've always been able to. And I think because it is a passionate thing there's a deeper connection with you so it's it's you know plus i'm trying to live up to like you know what you want it to do type thing you want it you know some machismo kind of going just look at me um larry i was on anxiety prescription that that i didn't know until after the fact one of the side effects is that you won't come while taking it uh if you take meds know the side effects that's very true really i've never heard of that i haven't either i mean but that's that's a great point getting an erection i've heard of with anxiety and heart pills depression and heart pills are that way too heart pills blood pressure pills will do a number to you hey look seriously and i don't even know how you do this this is like okay so i've got like homework for myself and homework for everybody else the next time you go on a play date try not to think about don't think leading up to it any of the bullshit that we think about any of the Are they going to come do they have a good time are they having a good time is it good enough is it anything the homework is to try to actually just have sex in the moment i think that's why for me i've always had issues when we had shit pre-set up because i'd get myself fucking twisted as a motherfucker before we ever got to the fucking part. I think that's for me why I always liked the sport fucking because I didn't, it was like right here, right now. Yeah. And so maybe that's the same thing. How many, how many of us could have better sex if we didn't have to think about it? Uh, Ginger often experience more pleasure in seeing my partner enjoying themselves that's enough for me i i i think it's funny i think as we get older it's a debt it's a parent thing okay i can remember my dad you know saying we're little kids we're on family vacation at disney world and and now as an adult i know that when we go dad do you have fun that that what really went through my dad's mind was, fuck no, this is hell on earth. I get two weeks off a year. I would rather be, he hated crowds. I hated people. I guarantee he would have been anywhere other than Disney World. And the dad answer was, I'm having a great time because I always have fun watching you guys have fun, which is code for fuck. And I think as we get older, though, that becomes more predominant in our lives in a lot of avenues. Like, okay, hey, you know, I hate shopping. Shopping with you, I would rather fucking, you know, cut my foot off. But if you're looking for something specific and you're having a good time, it's cute to watch you get all excited about it and whatever. I don't know. with you i would rather fucking you know cut my foot off but if you're looking for something specific and you're having a good time it's cute to watch you get all excited about it and whatever so then it makes it kind of fun tolerable tolerable is a little bit better but i mean oh my gosh you're such a liar how many people do you think in the lifestyle are a form of cuck deep down inside people won't admit it well a lot of people won't admit it but how many people are actually cuck and cuckold look i'm at that point in my life i'd rather fuck but you know what here's the deal if my shit isn't gonna work for whatever reason it's taking the night off sorry my penis has the night off or whatever or just the situation just doesn't allow it can be just hot for me now to watch you just get fucking railed six ways to tuesday when we were younger I don't know. whatever or just the situation just doesn't allow it can be just hot for me now to watch you just get fucking railed six ways to tuesday when we were younger i'd have been like fuck that wouldn't have been the same thing now i'm like well fuck yeah go go girl okay okay uh ginger i love making a man's eyes roll to the back of their head you know what when they make that grunt when you're like giving them head and it's something they like i like making your eyes roll to the back of your head but usually by something i've said or done in public in some sort of public setting that you're just like what the fuck yes i might have done that a time or two mike uh agreed our bodies change with age and meds uh if i do not come right away especially with another it's not on her two years ago we went two to eight times a day now two to three is a really good day due to medications yeah okay so on our anniversary one thing that was very much the same as our wedding night our wedding night we came back to the hotel we were too fucking drunk to fucking just we're like we had a kid we looked at each other it's like yeah this no i think we rolled over and bounced on each other for like two seconds it was like okay okay that's good enough and we came home and we went to bed and the intention was to fuck yeah we both came to bed with the intention to fuck and the littlest dog jumps up is up on the bed and we're sitting there talking. And he's rolling around in between us. And it's just like, and you're yawning. And I'm kind of yawning. And the dog is between us. And we're just kind of talking. And you're just like, I can't keep my eyes open. And I'm yawning. And you're like, I'm okay if I'm not doing anything. And I'm like, yeah, that's cool. I mean, the intention was to come home and fuck. Yeah. It's just that it doesn't mean that 20 years we're sick of each other. No. It's just, you know, what were you guys 16 on your wedding day? Fuck. Yeah, pretty close. I was. Amanda was older. No. We're not going to talk about age this show. Or the next show. Why? Oh, because somebody's having a hard time turning 50. I'm not having a hard time. It's just hitting me. Look, I know. You feel like you hit a brick wall yet? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. No, fuck you, because I have to be, I have to fucking, i have to be i have to fucking i have to be on you can still have fun but wait till you're fucking i just can't wait and go happy birthday and have your fucking jaw but i can't do it but see i'll be in front of all these people so it's gonna be i have to stay Oh, fucking. When I wake your ass up at 4 o'clock in the morning to drive, that's your birthday. Oh, that is it. And I will tell you happy birthday.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I'll even give you road head on the way.
Speaker1: I thought you were driving.
Speaker2: I am driving, but not the entire way, probably.
Speaker1: Okay, well, I'll need something to perk me up.
Speaker2: By the time we stop for breakfast, you know.
Speaker1: I'll need something to perk me up. I'm just saying.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: That's awesome. Okay, there you go. So, hopefully that helps. Don't let, just go in the moment. Don't worry about whether or not you come or don't come. I don't think there's anything wrong. If you know you're not going to come, okay, and then we're going to get off of this topic. But just like anything else, if you know that you're somebody who doesn't come with somebody, it's the first time playing with them, right? I don't think there's anything wrong with whether it be in a break or in between sessions or whatever to say, hey, I don't ever come with anybody, you know, to let somebody know. No, I wouldn't say it like that. Well, not just like that, but if you fuck and you're taking a break, whatever, there's nothing wrong with letting them know. Just like you need to have learned, because you didn't in the beginning, you need to tell people you hold your fucking breath when you come. Otherwise, they stop because you start turning to the blue kid in the corner, and you're like, no, don't stop, I was coming. Well, if they don't know that, they thought you were seizing. I still don't tell people. I do. That's usually my job. By the way, when she holds her breath, keep fucking her, she's coming. Yeah, because this way you don't scare the fuck out of your partner.
Speaker2: I don't pass out.
Speaker1: You don't know that because most people the first time have stopped because they're like, fuck, what's going on? And that's why. Just saying.
Speaker2: That's so true. I didn't think about that.
Speaker1: Yeah, they stop. You get the right person hammering your ass straight through and doesn't stop, you will. And then they'll be like, oh my God, what are we doing? I don't want her to come unbury you. Go, no, she's not actually dead. Wait, dig her up, dig her up. She just came really hard. Yeah, Brenda passes out. Yeah, Brenda passes out, yes. I witness. i'm getting more to the point where i will tell people that i don't come or that i may or may not come you know in all honesty i wouldn't know if you did or didn't unless until you know i went to the bathroom and there wasn't anything there it depends where you're shooting it at well yes if you're shooting on their face and it's just a puff of air, like the fucking glaucoma test, they're going to know. Oh, good. You don't have glaucoma. Well, if it blows anything out of the tip of your dick, you let me know, okay? I'm shooting money, bitches. And we need to get you back to the urologist. Dr. Brush, I've got a question for you. My penis just shoots air. He would just look at me. Actually, I'm going to have a point with him tomorrow morning i may do that yeah i thought it was thursday no i may do that i may just walk in and be like hey my penis is i think my penis is broken just shooting out air it sounds like it's got a leak yeah yeah maybe not okay i don't know you can you don't have to i guess it's play by ear. Usually on play dates when my shit is working, it's like a length of time that I'm with that person.
Speaker2: But, you know, you can take a break and go, I don't usually come. You don't have to say, I don't come.
Speaker1: Well, no.
Speaker2: You can just say, it takes me a long time to come. And then they'll go, okay, I don't want my vag to get all worn out.
Speaker1: Look, here's the deal. My dick dick is like rocky it'll outlast you i'll beat your vag into a fucking oblivion yo adrian i did it okay after crazy summer nights i'm gonna do that somewhere i'm gonna bring the dinner bell because we have a dinner bell for the for the uh bucket list thing so it sounds gonna sound like a a bell from a boxing thing and i'm gonna be like if i can change you can change that's from one of the rockies okay so do you tell a new partner you don't always come yes sometimes sometimes i do. Sometimes I do. or or i just mike goes stroke cramper orgasm take a guess yeah that's that's i don't know if i don't come anymore it just depends whether or not i'm fucking rolling on the ground my leg in fucking serious pain i get the weirdest fucking cramps when i fuck anymore seriously i was on top of you, what was that, last week?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: And I got a cramp in the bottom of my foot and I'm like, oh my God.
Speaker1: Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker3: You know what?
Speaker1: Here's what I don't like about getting older. If I could just get cramps in regular places. Oh, on my calf.
Speaker3: Normal.
Speaker1: Not like my big toe gets twisted sideways and fucking, you know,
Speaker3: it's coming off. Or all of a sudden
Speaker1: I get like this big fucking like, oh my God, my lip is cramping. You know, or something stupid. I mean, yeah. Now I get fucking, you know, is coming off, or all of a sudden I get, like, this big fucking, like, oh, my God, my lip is cramping, you know, or something stupid, I mean, yeah, now I get fucking, you know, I seriously, for the first time in my life, was having sex and fucking got a cramp in my shoulder, so I was like, oh, God, I didn't even know to do the nose trick if that would work, is that only for your legs, does that work for any cramp, like, jeez, I don't know, God, that was horrible, or my neck neck i've actually got an occasion in my neck and there's nothing like i know what all i can picture is she's seen me make a face that might look like i might be coming or stroking out either way and it's actually like a cramp in my neck i'm just like ah sound like chew Chewbacca gone off on a fucking deep end, you know, just it is what it is. Okay. So what? Always share with the new partners that it may take a while and it may only happen with significant other. When we know, when we know we are having a play date, she puts me in the barn The day before I've done that with that No we've done that Yeah yeah Don't touch me I won't even touch myself Nope Save it Save it No yeah Well because I had that experience Remember the one time We were meeting with a couple We got there to the hotel Way before they did And I was super fucking revved up And horny as fuck, and you, like, blew me, and then they got there, like, 20 minutes later, and I couldn't get my dick back up, and it's like, what the hell? Yeah, it's fucking awesome, yeah. Okay, so we're going to do, to give away the smoke and meat barbecue treats, okay, and we're doing this because they are sponsors, proud sponsors of Crazy Summer Nights. They are going to have the first table on the poker walk walk that's kind of their table their main table okay excuse me so what was there a fly on me don't do that what anyways okay so here's the thing so since we're coming up to crazy summer nights and and it's my birthday right so if you know anything about me you you're right there pumpkin i know lots about you i know you do you can't enter to win you you can rub my meat for free you know that i am an absolute huge elvis fan not just kind of an elvis fan i'm an absolute elvis nut now so here's what's going to have to happen you can't send it to for the people listening at home it's not fair for you guys jesus what are you doing sorry it's not just good fucking lord it's not just for the people at home or the people on our page listening. It's for people listening to the show all the way around. What you have to do, you have to send us an email with the answer to this question, and we will draw and tell you who won next week.
Speaker3: Okay?
Speaker2: There's five of them.
Speaker1: The question is this. Now, this is going to be kind of a super hard question, but super hard question, but it's still an Elvis, but it is an Elvis question.
Speaker3: Okay. Okay.
Speaker1: The question is this. In 1977, okay, I was five, 1977, leading up to Elvis's death, there was a brand new song that had just come out. It had only been out on the radio for like a month. He'd heard it once or twice, and he sang it at his last two concerts what is that song send us an email what is that song now here's the deal i'll make it a little bit sweeter for you we're gonna draw somebody to win the smoking meetings out of how many wings if you can tell me on top of where their last con where elvis's presley's last concert was uh then we'll throw in a a full then we'll full enough throw in a k like a uh a casbah gifs merch a shirt or something i know put your hand down so there you go. So what was the song that Elvis, he did it live, last two concerts, brand new song out, and where was his last concert at? There you go. Okay. I love doing stuff like that. You know what the theme to decorate your campground is at KSN? Yeah, but you can tell everybody else. Do you? Do you actually know what it is?
Speaker3: You're such a dick. Well, why don't you tell everybody what it is? It's 50. It's 50 anything. It could be 1950. It could be 50 fucking flamingos. It could be 50 fucking pineapples. It could be just 50. It could be a picture of fucking coal. It's 50.
Speaker1: Whatever 50 means to you. I was just so...
Speaker2: Did I get it wrong?
Speaker1: No, no, you didn't.
Speaker2: You don't think I listened?
Speaker1: No, I know you don't listen most of the fucking time. Don't even go there, bitch. You know you don't listen most of the time. I'm just checking on you, pumpkin. Making sure you're a part of the game. Head in the game. Head in the game. It's all good. You're right there. Way to go. go good job i'm so proud of you wow okay oh okay wow okay so another halfway quick why we're right here don't forget to check out our show crazy truth or casbah rants on full swap radio our show is on every monday night at 5 central center time again 11 p.m central center time casbah's or casbah Rants on Full Swap Radio. Our show is on every Monday night at 5 Central Center Time. Again, 11 p.m. Central Center Time. Casbah's Rants are on Tuesdays at 145 and 930 Tuesday nights. So check it out. And check out 65 of the other top shows in the country around there on FullSwapRadio.com. Wait a minute. So your show runs the same time that we're doing this? Yeah. My show that, no, Casper's Rant is on the radio station at 1.45 and again at 9.35. Oh, so when you're done. Right. But at some point in time, we're going to actually start moving this show. This show, so the exciting thing is, in the very near future, after KSN, probably before the month of August is over, this show is going to go live. You're going to be able to start listening to this show live on Full Swap Radio. So besides just doing it in front of our secret Facebook group, we're actually going to go live on the radio station, on our time slots. Do you know how to do that? Yeah, sort of. That's what I'm working on to make sure I do. Wow. Seriously got a bunch of news live shows going but check it out get the app fs radio fs capital capital r radio and that's in android or in uh apple so get the app and check it out full swap radio.com changing the way you listen to the lifestyle okay how we doing doing good so far you following on staying awake you look perky oh perky okay next question you ready would you like to do it i can't see it we need bigger whiteboard and bigger equipment okay this question actually came to me uh California, came to us from Southern California, and the question, I actually at first didn't know if it was a guy or a girl that wrote it, and it doesn't really matter. The question is this, I like to talk online, I've had some great experiences, and I talk a really good game. The problem is, I have let my mouth put me in a really bad situation situation i don't know what to do and how to get out of it please help i'm like well that's vegas but i was gonna say that so i reached out and what it was is that this person has uh talked up about how excited they were to hook up with somebody they couldn't wait they're gonna fuck them it's gonna be awesome and really because they got enamored with the pictures and it was great conversation and the whole nine yards and then they met him and luckily as it turned out uh the last time they met them the other person was too intoxicated so they got out of it but, we're going to hook up. This is going to be great. And now they don't know how to get out of it. So, they want to know how we can, what the tactful way to get out of it. My thing is, congratulations. Enjoy that sex. And I feel for them. them this is where ghosting comes in well here's I mean this is the challenge it's like this is the problem and I think it happens to a lot of people okay so hold on okay pause though so did they get themselves into trouble because once they met him they weren't't anything like the pictures portrayed? Or... Personality. Personality just sucked guts? It was just personality, and the way they described it to me was personality was different. The pictures might have been a little bit older, but they can't really blame it all on the pictures. Basically, they got overzealous. The reality and the way it sounds, which was not said in as many words, people maybe got a little overzealous, a little horny, tied up online, and then all of a sudden, lo and behold, live and in-face and in-person, well, shit. You're not quite that same level of horny, and now all of a sudden, these people have taken taken it as gold and you're now not so sure i actually thought this was look i don't have an answer for this honestly no because you shouldn't ever commit to something before you meet them in person because you might not like them because anybody can talk on a computer exactly it might just put always under promise uh and over deliver don just tell them they're not it and can still be friends. Exactly. Yeah, at this point in time, it's just being honest. And that's really what you have to do. You just have to be honest. You can even, even when the other person goes, oh, let's go hook up. Come on, come on. Let's go. Go, hold on. Can I at least get to know you first? Well, no. No, I don't agree with that at all. At that point in time, that ship sailed, and you're going to have to just... There's not an easy way out of it. I was just thinking of excuses. No. At this point... Look, at some point in time, you're going to have to own that you fucked up. True. And the thing is, own it. Just own it and go. If you want to go something along those lines, I could see going, here's the deal. I was really overzealous. I'd rather, you know what? I'm not ready to just go fuck you. Let's get to know each other and go from there. Okay? But you still are going to have to own it. As mentioned, be honest. Jack, things change. No means no. Yes. And obviously, no means no, no matter what. You're not required to do anything, but you're to have to ghosting is not the fucking answer no okay here's here's the bigger thing that i thought was so important about doing this question it's not so much that specific situation because there is no easy out for that situation what i thought was more important was my mouth got me in a in a bad spot and got me in trouble what do i do now that is to me i look at that and i go this is a lesson for the lifestyle in a whole bunch of ways well okay so also look at it this way how much did that other person misinterpret what the guy said quite possibly but it's it it's not well i know it doesn't i'm just saying very much so very much so but it's past that it's the bigger thing that look the situation every situation and this is going to end no matter however the situation it is, you're going to have to own it. Well, right. Okay, but this is the part, though, that I want to talk about, is the bigger part of how often does our mouth get us in a shitload of trouble. And I'm not just talking in a situation like that person had with overpromising to fuck. I'm talking the bigger picture in the lifestyle. How many times, let me ask you, if you're listening to this right now, think this through for a second. How many times have you been in a conversation, got caught off guard, or let your guard down, or however you want to look at it, and all of a sudden started talking about people you've fucked and you've hooked up with. Discretion totally out the window. How many times have we got caught up with in a situation and sharing the local drama or sharing the local what we've heard or whatever? Our mouth in the lifestyle, I think, gets us in a shit ton of trouble I don't need to be that didn't need to be heated because our mouth was out here completely unattached to anything else. That's a huge part of the lifestyle. Really, when you think about it, what does most of the drama in the lifestyle come from? Somebody running their fucking mouth. And it's like that becomes the whole thing. It's worse when alcohol gets mixed in. Yep. That's exactly it. Or you don't want to hurt somebody's feelings. Right. Well, where it gets in trouble with that is you don't want to hurt somebody's feelings so to their face you're saying one thing but over here to your friends you're going well you know i don't want shit to do with them i just don't want to hurt their fucking feelings like i've i've tried to build people up and some of them have taken it the completely wrong direction and it's just like uh no no no patrick silence is golden it it really is i mean it's it's part of the lifestyle that it's like you you know we preach we preach things like consent obviously no means no we we preach all those things but as and those are huge priorities but your words and running your mouth can do so much fucking damage to your reputation to somebody else's reputation to i mean i mean the the amount of fucking holy shit that can be created off of that and here's the thing every single one of us is guilty i wish that we could sit here and have some people on here you know but we're gonna have x y and z guests on that can talk about how they that they don't have to deal with that but we've all done i've done it you know we we we you say shit either because of alcohol or or weed or you think you're in a safe environment or you think somebody can't hear you look crazy summer nights is the perfect example of this it's it's summertime season how many things do you think are said in at swinger campouts because we're not the only one having a camp out obviously across the country that are said and people think that somebody didn't hear them when they really did. Campers aren't that thick. And people with alcohol don't seem to have really good inside voices. Tent walls aren't that thick. I have walked down the aisles at night at KSN super late. And you can hear couples even whispering almost clear as day. How many people, how many feelings have been hurt? How many times did somebody's mouth get them in trouble with that?
Speaker3: Yeah. You know, and that's the part that's really huge. So it's like, you know, you have to, it's like we have to be on guard. Not on guard. you you have to keep in mind you can't say anything to someone that you don't want to get out. Not because they're trying to do it mean. I mean, I think that's the other problem. People think, well, when this kind of shit, you talk about this kind of stuff, they go, well, it's because someone was trying to hurt somebody else. No, it's because shit slips. right i mean you can't tell me a christmas gift if you tell me a christmas gift i'm gonna be especially if i'm drinking because i'm gonna be cracking jokes whatever and all of a sudden i'm gonna it's gonna slip and i'm gonna be like blah and and i'm gonna lay this fucking shit out there and all of a sudden it's like dude what did you do yeah the perfect example of that uh is is okay the van halen fucking reunion tour the former bassist from metallica did an interview before anybody knew talking about being approached for a van van halen uh tribute thing i mean it fucked it all up that's celebrities that are used to be an interview that got caught off guard didn't he had never been told not to say anything didn't think he was saying anything wrong that that had consequences so think how much more that is if it's if somebody hears only half of a joke or half of a comment and they take it neck that it's a rip on them body image or whatever just regular life oh yeah've all done that in just regular life. Oh, yeah, exactly. And there wasn't necessarily booze. Talking about a co-worker. Yeah, and all of a sudden, they pop around the corner, and everybody's like, eh, fuck. Yeah. It just really, it's something interesting to think of and be afraid of. See, Ginger. Ty and Aaron Ops, in this regard, he loves to chat online with people, and that's good enough for him i cannot make my decision until i talk to someone face to face energy is a deciding fact for me i totally understand that uh another one set up a time to meet for dinner drinks be up front and say no expectations absolutely yeah uh it isn't i love it i love it because These things are things that We all go Well of course that's what you do But And he doesn't know what you don't No you fucking totally forget it Forget it I don't even know what that fucking word is. I just made shit up. You totally get fucking caught up in Butterfly. I do. You don't. I do. Shit, half the time I misread what somebody types, and then I respond, and they think, oh my God, he thought I actually wanted to hook up.
Speaker2: Oh, shit.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I was laughing about this. Wait, there was one that just happened to you not that long ago.
Speaker3: That was like.
Speaker1: That narrows it down. No, but it was funny as fuck because you're just like you were trying to put the kibosh on it you're trying to like fucking squash it stop it and and they took it totally the opposite way like oh i what you ended up hitting an emoji afterwards you'd put your message and then you hit an emoji that basically was like nullified your statement before it's like and he's like all right sweet i have a chance and you're just like fuck oh you're like smiley face and i'll have my ass off um let's see uh mike talked about even when setting up time to meet for dinner drinks even that can be awkward when there's not a connection that's very true i think i think that some of this stuff when it comes to communications we we and talking we have to understand the internet is a fucking dangerous place i mean it really is because you can you know you can say anything you want to say you would never say live in person and shit and it can get really out of control really fucking really fucking fast and you have to be you have to be careful of that but i just the message with this last one one be honest if you fuck up you fuck up be honest own it admit it the sooner you the sooner you're honest about it the less hurt feeling's going to be the better everything's going to be there's a couple things if you have a sore on your junk you don't let it sit there and fester and grow and get pussy and nasty you go see a doctor and get it taken care of if you fuck up oh my god
Speaker2: that's a horrible analogy
Speaker1: if you fuck up in the lifestyle you don't let it sit there and fester and puss up and get all nasty you just fucking admit it and move on Thank you. Oh, my God, that's a horrible analogy. If you fuck up in the lifestyle, you don't let it sit there and fester and puss up and get all nasty. You just fucking admit it and move on. What? Why is that nasty? It's a great analogy because people can understand that. It's a horrible visual. If it burns when you pee, you don't ignore it. No, because some people just fucking ghost them.
Speaker2: And they shouldn't, because that's not actually getting it. I know I'm being a smartass.
Speaker1: That's causing it to be even a bigger boil and slimy mess.
Speaker2: I was being a smartass, sweetie.
Speaker1: If the crabs can't survive because of the fucking toxicity, you have an issue.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: This is why we don't have listeners. This is the exact reason why.
Speaker2: Oh, wow. So when we're having dinner with someone, our code is to ask the other person if they want dessert. If one of us is not feeling it, there's no dessert. Wow, that's good. That's really good. I like that one. We should write it. We should have everybody send them in and write it and put together a book of that. That's smart. It is. Fucking, that's like secret code, man. Because then it's secret codes that are running to the bathroom texting going, no fucking way.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Yeah, because that doesn't look obvious.
Speaker3: Oh, look.
Speaker1: I'm getting a text message.
Speaker3: 911. Abort. Yeah.
Speaker1: Been there, done that.
Speaker3: We learned. It's all good. Okay. All right.
Speaker1: Well, there you go.
Speaker3: Look at us.
Speaker1: Look at us helping people. Okay, so a couple things real quick before we go. What if you can get stuck eating dessert when you're full. Just lick the top. It'll be all right. I didn't really want dessert dessert. Just order something that's like sexual, something like sensual chocolate or devil's chocolate cake or some shit. Okay. Or Hey, can we eat it a little bit later? Can I eat it off of your fucking titties? I'd like some cooter carrot cake, please. Oh, my God. Is that an eclair? Well, it's certainly cream-filled. Okay, so a couple other things before we got to go. We got to get the fuck out of here before we still have anybody that listens to anything we say anymore. Hey, don't forget, if you have not already done it, Miss Amanda just put on another fucking whack-off video on her fucking OnlyFans. No, I haven't put that one on yet. You had one on the day before, shortly. Yes. You need to check it out. So here's your, if you're not a fan of Miss Amanda, you need to. It's OnlyFans, Miss Amanda Casbah. Check it out. Sign up today. We've got some big things coming. Well, she does. That would be the size of some of these dudes' dicks. Anyways, so you want to fucking... What? We could share at least that the weekend was getting teased by a bunch of porn stars. Yeah, no shit, a bunch of porn stars. They didn't even care about it that I was there. They're just all like, we're fucking Amanda, woo! Go wake Amanda up. We wantanda up we want to see her titties oh shit there's nothing like when you've got fucking five hall of fame porn stars sitting there because they want to see see your titties yeah they were all bummed that we didn't make it to miami yeah so that's all right so but anyway check out miss amanda's only fans page check out our sponsors asn lifestyle magazine smutify.com nightcaps.. Don't forget you can use Nightcap10.com to get a discount, as well as shamelesscare.com. Also, and obviously check out the radio station. There is still time to get KSN tickets. You can still wear tent spaces only. If you want KSN tickets at the end of this month, there will be no more options. are this fucker has gotten huge it's like fucking yeah seal killer dick size this fucker's big uh so make sure you check it out and yeah anything else what else do i do do is that oh yeah follow you can send us emails send us emails at crazy.casba gmail.com don't forget to follow our youtube channel uh which is youtube.com backslash casbah just follow us on uh twitter at truth crazy and don't get to check out our other website at crazy casbah.com there you go all right there you go with that being said kids uh keep up the good work we love y'all can't wait uh to see us all soon and continue to party with you don't forget to me the emails. When some smoking meat barbecue treats rubs today, send us that email. Let us know what that song was that Elvis did in his last two concerts and where his last concert was at. We'll announce it when we're next week. So doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Casbah Style, out.
Speaker3: Bye.