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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, and I'm about to get a shot in the ass, I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slightly accusatory, Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to tantalate, titillate, and apparently I'm moody and bitchy, so there you go. Which I am, actually. But that's because it's almost fucking my bedtime. You admit it.
I'm only admitting it because it's just easier. I'm just fucking humor, and that's all I'm doing.
So here here's what's going to start you don't think you just get a little easily agitated i think that fucking ksn is less than 20 goddamn days away ish or thereabouts and i think i'm stressed to the fucking t-ball max i think that at this point in time i could probably totally in the mode of i hate events because i always hate events at this point in time till we get doing them because this is the time where there's all these fucking squirrels on crack and those are the loose ends and they're all like going and they're running all fucking over the place and it's my job to herd these cocksuckers and try to catch these motherfuckers and they're just pissing me off i have a condom company that's supposed to have 300 condoms with my fucking shining face on them so I can be in your pussy at crazy summer night, and they haven't shown up yet.
So, there you go. Anyways, I'm better now. Yay! And I'm going to turn fucking 50 this year! God damn it! So, here we go! He's admitting that it's starting to hit. Fuck. Like, if I was turning 25 25 we wouldn't be able to do the part where we're sticking a needle in my ass on the show i mean that wouldn't be part of this it'd be like hey here's a shot yay fuck your liver just kind of saying fuck your liver yeah 25 that was more my thought process so real quick though this is for those this is, for those of you who follow along at home, I think there's some people that still listen to our show.
I don't know if people really care what number it is. I don't care. I do it just for me, so it's consistency at this point in time. So, when I go back, it's the only person left senilely listening to my show. I remember what we were doing that day. This is season five, episode 217, and it's going to be a great fucking show. There you go. When you relive your past. Oh, shit. When I'm sitting there in the old folks home Look at me What did I do? Why am I the state funded old folks home?
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I'll30 off absolutely so there you go so here we go now we're gonna do this early and we made a thing we're doing this in front of our live studio uh not studio but we don't have a studio we have a studio but we have a studio our live our live facebook group secret page gas bank it's our it's our live facebook audience and their others. You just can't hear them. Yeah, exactly. That's because my computer sounds fucked up. Anywho. Yeah, we can't hear you. So, I want out. No cops either. But they've agreed to not leave after I get the shot in my ass. Oh, I don't think anybody agreed to it.
Well, in my mind, they did. So, this way, I'll be disappointed when they leave. I'll leave i'll just be like oh they don't care uh anyways if you're not a person on our on our um whatever that is youtube channel you should be because then you can watch me get a shot in my ass well maybe they'll go from listening to go look well it won't be on until tomorrow until thursday well no oh you mean the people other people i don't know it's hard to tell. They come, they go. We were up seven, we were down six. We were up seven, we were down one. We were up seven. It's like jacking off.
It's social media masturbation. Up, down. Squirt. We haven't got to the squirt part. I don't know what happens there. Seriously. We've been 4,000 Twitter followers off and on like 27 times in the last three weeks. Twitter's fucked up, though. You can't really go based upon that and once i get opinionated i lose followers oh that's because it's pretty strong that's no it's very true so uh yeah so but yeah anyway so at some point in time uh i guess what's going to happen with twitter when we consistently hit the number that will be the jizz and and it will be 5,000. I've seen that part.
Good Lord. There's nothing to see, really. It's not very attractive. It's kind of small. I can fit it in the palm. It's the only small thing on me, except my penis all the time when it's not hard. Anyways, so we're going to do the shot first, and then we're going to talk about the cool shit at KSN, and then we're going to get into the show because we've got a really good show. So at this point in time, Ms. Mandy's going to talk us through giving Cole a shot in the ass. I'm not talking shit. Just watch. Pick up your microphone. Ow! Ow! She hurts! It's usually what he does. Fucking cunt.
Alright. Turn to the side because you don't want to piss Facebook off. Step one. Oh, that's not showing my fat gut. There we go. Step to the one. For those of you following to the side. Turn more and say, want to piss Facebook off. Step one. Oh, that's not showing my fat gut. There we go. Step one. For those of you following to the side. Don't piss Facebook off. Oh, fuck the Facebook. There you go. So this is, oh, now I can see it. I don't want to actually watch it.
Okay, so at this point in time, for those of you following along at home, oh, it's nice and cool as she rubs the cotton on my ball, not my ball sack. No, no, get on my balls. In cheek. So we've got the shot. Now, she got the shot ready ahead of time. So I do this every other week is how often we do this. How are you doing this week? And I'm doing just fine. So we do this every other week is how often we do this. And we get a full one cc of, ouch, and there it is. And then this needle goes in. Not a big deal.
Wasn't kind of tightened up a little bit this time so we can do this every other week fuck me i get one i get a big dose actually so i go in next week uh to see where my testosterone levels are so this is uh see she does it nice and slow i had to do this in my own leg and it looked like i was gonna have a coron coronary. It was really fucking bad. So, you know, this is the show. Now, we're not medical people, but we're allowed to do this to ourselves. Okay? I have no training whatsoever. Hey, Facebook can't bust this. It's covered. Anyways, alright, hold on a second.
Why don't you entertain the crowd while I finish? He has to pull his britches up. They're not britches. Just because we're in the Midwest doesn't mean they're fucking britches. The britches is a southern thing. Oh, good lord. I wear a belt, girls, if you need to know that, for crazy summer nights. Just saying. He did good. He squawks at the pinch of it. Okay, so there you go. Now, the thing is, I gave them in my legway. That's a big-ass needle. It is a big-ass needle.
When when they first told me this they made me say i had to stick it all the way in like and i was giving them my thigh and it actually so you'd watch me like before i give myself a shot and i'd be like which i'm a big guy and part of the reason i'm doing this i need to lose weight so there was a fear factor when i'd start sweating profusely like a stuck fucking pig that i was going to have a heart attack, which my dick would have been hard, but I'd have been dead. Who knew? Let's see if it says how long the needle is. I think it's like a two-inch needle. No, it's an inch and a half needle.
Oh, no, it is two-inch. I ask him. So, anyways. Yeah. So, there you go. You guys got to see it. See, not a big deal. No, it's an inch and a half. So, even I'm not a fan of needles. I love tattoos.
I'm not a fan of needles at all, but I'm actually able to do it so there you go so i have to watch it i'm one of those uh so did the whole needle have to go in uh no when actually we had nurse friends when they showed me they said it did on my thigh they want to make sure that you go into the muscle and not just hit fat so they're going to tell you to go all the way in in case you happen to have a chunk of fat which in your legs and your ass you have zero it's the only place i have no fat my legs are fucking are actually solid muscle and and seriously i'm not even making that up and and my fucking ass is small everything else is full of fat fat everywhere oozing out of me like a fucking it's like cream falling out of a fucking out of a cream puff it just kind of squirts out next time i'll just go back do it harder do it like do it like tell me about it and you know you don't even do the complimentary like this is gonna hurt a minute you'll just feel a pinch you're just like you were talking and being a smart ass i just like we'll just keep going what's funny is I felt it more this time than last time.
But I was also standing up. I wasn't bent over, and I was more entertaining as we do this. We have way more viewers, so everybody's all excited about that. So, yeah, it's all about the leg muscles. So, I don't know. There's a chance that you might actually get to see them at KSN. Your leg muscles? Well, man. Some people probably see my legs. They're probably, some people might get to see my leg muscles. I don't know. If anybody wants to. I mean, it's. I'll bring your bathing suit along just in case. No. No. You know what I'll do? If anything, I'll wear my fucking robe. Your, oh, there you go.
So, okay. So, real quick at KSN. We're not going to spend a lot of time on KSN here at the beginning. A lot. But I will tell you this. So, okay, so real quick at case, and we're not going to spend a lot of time on case in here at the beginning, but I will tell you this. Elizabeth, I miss Cole getting this shot. So one thing we're doing, and this is for everybody who has concerns and nervousness.
Okay, we all know, and Cole put it on his Facebook post and everything else because there's nothing like laying it out there because this is what we do uh that i am a total fucking i'm not a fan of being totally naked in public public you know why that shot probably hurt this time no why because i didn't let the alcohol dry it could have been thanks this time we dip it in vodka and see what happens uh so anyways i i'm not a fan of it. Whatever, because I'm a grown-hearted shower, and so it's my hang-up. It is what it is.
So because people have been so nice to want to help me overcome this, and because a whole lot of people have reached out to me that they also have the same fear, so now there's no backing out of this.
So we are going to do where do you remember the ghost walk when you were in elementary school you know everybody on like halloween you got to walk around the school in your costume and like a little parade it's gonna be during the daylight or at night nope we're gonna work nope here's the thing we're gonna do it during the day it's like on saturday uh i don't know if we'll do it friday or saturday i don't know the thing is is is that I'm doing it, and no one has to be required to. I think you should do it Friday, like after dinner. Like after the, no. We've got, I don't know.
We're going to figure it out. But the thing is, is that anybody who wants to, because here's the deal. If I can overcome my fear, because I'm going to be dead center dead dead center of this motherfucker uh and and so if i can overcome my fear if you have fears of being naked i and you don't have to you're not required and or if you're somebody who doesn't have any fears and wants to be very supportive of those so those of us that do we want you to join in and we're gonna we're gonna do camp walk. I'm taking pictures. So the thing is, is that's going to be the thing.
So if you want to, and because I promise you, no one is going to feel any more, no one will notice you. Because I will make sure that I will absorb all that shit. Everybody's going to be naked, so it doesn't matter. Exactly. So if you're somebody that's confident and you want to be a helper, if you listen to my new rant that's coming out this Sunday, you have a chance. If it's something when we all have insecurities and if it's something that you're not insecure about and you can be that guide to help somebody that is, this is your chance. Join in the line.
So, but if you're new and you're like, I have people, my body, blah. You know what? You can come right up by me. Don't't even worry about it because my penis is about the size of a baby dick when it's cold so there you go my nipples are bigger than my dick when when it's not hard so i'm just saying so if i can do it anybody can so there you go so we'll talk more about case in a little bit because i don't want to miss on uh fucking, actually answering questions tonight. Really? Uh-huh. Okay, okay. I've been, like, really high in the smart-ass category today. Well, perfect.
I'm glad you warned me that ahead of that time for the show. That's kind of payback, isn't it? I get it. Yeah. We'll see.
That's why I've been drinking vodka since noon okay um okay so let's uh begin here okay so the first question that came to us uh this is well this is actually i had a couple people reach out to me on different times over the last couple weeks uh about needing some advice And so I agreed agreed not to when i'm going to give any names or locations because i actually came from about four different people uh that are in different parts of the country that's all we need to know but the point is still the same so what the concern is is that obviously uh they're folks they're in the lifestyle and they have gotten themselves into more of a dating almost a poly but more of exclusive relationships okay now the cool thing is exclusive swinging really well yeah yeah exclusive swapping is a really good way to put it a couple some of the people are in singles in a with a couple there's one that it's a couple that's trying to get away from a single and there's some that are two couples okay okay so we actually i've had people from all different areas reach out to me about this okay and their questions are all the same it really it blows down the same they they are starting to feel trapped they're starting to feel smothered they are wanting to be able to go and do and not be exclusive that was never their plan of attack but things have turned exclusive in their relationship and now they they want out but they're trying to do it in a way to not hurt feelings and how do you get out of this without hurting feelings and becoming the bad guy becoming the asshole i get it uh and without crushing people right so that's what we want to talk about first because look the biggest problem to begin with is and this is one of my things with dating this is one of the cautionary flags that I throw up with this most of us are the average age of swingers 35 to 55 most of us have been out of the dating scene for a long time whether we're singles or we're couples we're not up on our dating scene I don't know.
for a long time whether we're singles or we're couples we're not real we're not up on our dating scene and so the problem is if you're not up on the dating scene you're also not up on the lifespan of a relationship let's face it if you think back to when the last time you dated truly dated your relationship you had, you had boyfriends or girlfriends, it started off, everything's, it's wonderful, it's the greatest feeling in the world, you're on cloud nine, then it becomes kind of standard, everything is whatever, and then it fucking starts to go downhill, then by the end you hate the motherfucker and you just want to get away from him.
You don't necessarily hate him, but you know what I'm saying. But we have forgotten that. So we get caught up in the new high of a relationship. Never seeing what's coming down the road. And that's when shit starts to get fucked up. Bless you. Save those for later. Okay. So this is where all these people are coming to us from at this point in time. They're all now at that point where, and just like most relationships, more boogers for me, just like most relationships or a lot of relationships, a lot of time, one party in the relationship still loves the relationship.
One party in the relationship wants the fuck out. They're not generally on the same page, and that's where all these people are. So, Amanda, take it from there, go. As I was in the middle of sneezing, so I didn't even hear half of it. Was it just the question, how to get out of it? Oh, my fucking Lord. Is that pretty much what it is? Yes. Oh, my God. I'm going to get an actual teleprompter that repeats what I say for you to fucking read so you can stay in jail. I had a legitimate reason. I was sneezing. You didn't. Thank God you didn't die. Bless you. I'm glad you're still here.
Thank you, baby. Can I get that for you? Jackass. No, no what would you say what I mean and I'm coming to you on this first because you are eternally to a fault nice I am so how what would advice would you what well first of all would you give the same advice to the people that are two couple the couple trying to get from another couple, the single trying to get out of it, the couple trying to get away from a single, and the two singles? The same advice? All of them? Yeah. Uh, the most, yeah, probably. Okay. The gist of it, yeah. Okay. I didn't even see the bus she got thrown over. Stop it.
No, she's not innocent. Jesus Christ, she's not innocent. Okay. So. No, I mean, I'm always terrified of hurting somebody's feelings. Okay. Especially if it's somebody I know. Well, if you've been in a relationship, you should know them somewhat. So, yeah. You would think so. Right.
So, I would be would be terrible well i wouldn't be i would i would avoid confrontation really you you are never want to hurt somebody's feelings that you haven't even been in a relationship with you just know them you don't want it you avoid it uh mike just put it's been hard for us because i'm straight and she is bi but trying to find a bi lady for her but we get more guys instead of ladies yeah that's absolutely a challenge so we talked buy a lady for her but we get more guys instead of ladies yeah that's absolutely a challenge so we talk about honesty right so at some point in time i believe you have to let but if you're to the point where if i disagree with you i tell you yes yes you do.
You sure do, pumpkin. So if I'm with this other couple or whatever, we'll just say I'm with another couple, whatever. I know them enough that they want to be exclusive or a poly thing or whatever. Then I should know them well enough to go, you know, whatever happened to swinging, whatever happened to playing with other people. Right. Right. You should be able to have that conversation because you should still be discussing. Or, you know, there's just something that's off about this and we're not clicking like we used to.
See, to me, if you're a single, if you're a single trying to get away from another single or trying to get away from a couple and you're a single, just break up with them like normal. You know what? This isn't working for me or I'm done. You have the biggest excuse if I want to date somebody.
I think the challenge you have when you have couples involved is that the relationships between all four people not only you're dealing with two couples that have different feelings now you've got you're actually dividing again with another layer of well this husband and this wife get along but this husband and this wife don't or vice versa or the husbands are really good really good friends, but the wives can't get along, or the husband, whatever. You have another set of dynamics that fuck everything up.
And, I mean, I think that adds a challenge, but I think it starts with being on the same page with your significant other if you're part of a couple. You both have to be on the same page.
Elizabeth, when when i first became single i had a couple reaching out to have a relationship and i had to be up front and say i didn't want a relationship and that's a big part of right there ahead of the game i think people get sucked into it well but i also think some people when you're new just think about when we first started off in the lifestyle and we're on a website and we were like contacted this one couple because we were interested but then they go well we're looking for somebody exclusive and we went I don't think that's what we want we were different we did but we were different and this is where I'm going to say again this is the value of sport fucking to a large degree because when you sport fuck you avoid and we had we didn't even give a fuck about your name yeah if we had fun and clicked that night we fucked and that was great we didn't have to and I'm not saying that that's for everybody but the reality of it is it's much easier to avoid that pitfall when you do it that way I think that that you have to be, as Elizabeth said, you have to be honest and upfront to begin with and go, I'm not looking for a relationship.
But what if it just magically turned into that and they made you feel guilty about going to events? It doesn't magically turn into it. That's the part of this. You don't hit a comfort of always hooking up with them, maybe because they're close. They live close in range where some people are out in the country. No. I'll agree with you that you hit a comfort level. Right. A comfort level is not a goddamn relationship. A comfort level is just that, a comfort level.
And if you don't know the difference between you're just being comfortable and you're in a relationship in a in a relationship you have a serious fucking problem because relationships take work and effort so your own relationship you better start evaluating with your significant other because if you don't understand what a fucking relationship is you got a problem i think we fall into comfort zones and it's easy and it's just that that's i'm i'm gonna call it like it is and this is gonna piss some people off i don't give a fuck it's called being lazy that's called the path of least resistance it's called well we live okay i'll give the example living in the country well we don't when nobody else is close to us tough shit then you're gonna have to figure out a way to make it work are you willing to settle for the next however long you're in this because it's close and it's easy i mean i mean that's that that's really what it comes down to i mean because here's the deal are you really seriously willing to be miserable for convenience and the answer is a lot of people is yes i mean i'm not fuck that uh shannon well initially there was something that we went back to multiple times was that out of comfort no it was because it was fucking fun it was it was what it was was we went back to him because there was no pressure for anything other than it was fucking because they called us and said hey you know what it's sunday afternoon if you guys aren't busy you want to go to a hotel room and bang for four hours okay there was no was no other shit to it.
We didn't eat. We didn't go chit-chat. We didn't go have drinks. We went, met at the hotel, walked in, within two minutes were naked, fucked for four hours, said our goodbyes, had a great day, and went home. True. You know? Okay, we got all kinds of shit going. Oh, wait. Wait, what?
God damn it think you can be up for son of a bitch i think you can be up front and honest unless you get a stage five clinger yeah then you might have to be a little more harsh i agree shannon a relationship can be had and does not have to remain exclusive absolutely if you're going into a relationship guess what you have to have communication and it needs to be clearly communicated that it's not going to be uh and you can establish rules if you're taking it into a relationship well you should like you would with your spouse or a significant other i would think you'd have to i can't see how it would work not without i think turning it this way go finish yours uh travis corby and i have a non-exclusive lifestyle life and has tremendously helped our relationship.
If we happen to play more than once with someone and feelings start, we end it. There you go. Mike, there's a guy who keeps pestering ladies and they block or won't talk to him, so he tries to get me to talk to them.
I tell him there has to be a reason why they don't want to talk to you um almost like he's stalking those ladies i want to want the ladies to feel safe from them right okay yeah no i hear you that's kind of a different thing we i hear you uh becky exactly rules and boundaries need to be established beforehand i i think again if you're gonna go into a relationship regardless of your status whether you're single a couple whether it's going with a single or going with a couple you have to establish boundaries but do you think that that sometimes there is the other couple can take it to extreme yes like let's say you you meet with this one couple and then they go well hey this next meet and, let's go to it.
And then you go as friends, or at least you're thinking friends, to a meet and greet or to a party. And then all of a sudden they take it to extreme and think, well, that means we're dating or that means we're exclusive with them.
Then you need to stand up and be an adult and tell them you're not there's look here's the there's no simple out of this well i know i mean you have to be up front even if it's confrontation it shouldn't be confrontational it should just be talking i learned it the hard way okay the biggest one of the scenarios that i said that i have the the biggest fear factor is the couple with the single where the the couple wants out and the single doesn't we've been there that's it to me my opinion solely my opinion that's a dangerous game because you're talking about the first one yeah absolutely absolutely because of how that can go but ultimately again it comes down to at some point in time look we are a community we want to try to be nice we want to try to be whatever I don't know.
But ultimately, again, it comes down to, at some point in time, look, we are a community. We want to try to be nice. We want to try to be whatever. But when you fuck up, there's no simple way out of it. You have to fucking man up or woman up and say, okay, stop. We're not in a relationship. Look, if there are people who are going to go out and talk shit about you because of it, and it will happen, okay? Here's the deal with that. Who you are and who you prove yourself to be the rest of the time will speak volumes.
It will show who the bullshit is, and trust me, the clingy motherfuckers, once you get rid of the static cling once, they'll jump on somebody else, and then they'll get the reputation of being the fucking clingy ones so you know you have to you have to bite the bullet okay go ahead so question is there an in-between i had a single and a couple get mad that i didn't want to just hook up by going to their place but then i didn't want to jump into a relationship either? Absolutely. That's a great question. Absolutely there is.
Look, there's nothing wrong you don't have to sport fuck like we did or like we like to do to to want to get to know somebody it's kind of like it's like being at your job here's the deal you don't have to go to your job and be everybody's friend the first day you're there there's nothing wrong with getting no no i'm talking to them and and seeing what they're like and then kind of making a decision from there you know i mean that's 100 good and and here's the if they try to put the heat on you that you should take and fucking get move it further faster absolutely fuck no tell them no okay larry has a good point any relationship is going to hit that stale stage our marriage did and that's how we ended up how we got into the lifestyle a separate relationship outside the marriage is a little bit more difficult to spice back up because of the boundaries absolutely absolutely it couldn't be said any better than that absolutely and the the thing is is that's one of the challenges you know the worst thing that can happen have your your primary relationship get stale so you look somewhere else you know you you go ahead and do that you have that secondary relationship and it gets stale and now you're in two stale relationships what do you do just keep adding more there's only seven days in a week how are you gonna make that work eventually you're gonna have to fucking cut bait what what's what's the one line during your weddings that you give what about about that uh some people say that a marriage is easy they are wrong a marriage take work takes work each and every day but like anything else that you love it should never feel like work that one yeah that one there you go michael what do you say dude okay here's the deal everybody would miss a man to be able to run and hang with porn stars fuck yeah she would she's sexy now show your sexiness oh i thought you were like make your boobs dance god damn you missed me getting my shot in my ass okay back to what we're doing uh okay so um uh you fuck up you do your best to own it apologize and move on the best you can and that's exactly it i mean you know but look here's the problem with not dealing with confrontation is if a situation right now could be a confrontation somebody's gonna have some hurt feelings tomorrow their feelings are gonna be worse a month from now it's gonna be worse a year from now it's gonna be worse it's never going to have some hurt feelings Tomorrow their feelings are going to be worse A month from now it's going to be worse A year from now it's going to be worse It's never going to get better It's only going to continue to increase To the point of If you put it off long enough That motherfucker will be a rocket ass explosion On your shit It is what it is I lost my ex because of a guy And her fell Well she fell for him And he him, and he dumped her.
But I got a great lady now, and we both say now how we feel. Say no if we feel uncomfortable. But we always say we love each other, and we are coming home together. And that's the key. Look, if you're in one of these relationships, that whether it snuck up on you, whether it got out of hand, whether people made assumptions, what does assuming do and makes an ass of what, however it got there, the key is it's not so much about what has happened. Bite the bullet, break it off, and get out of it. This is a hobby. This should make you happy. What's something I said to you the other day?
I said, well, you know what I would do? I'd probably just go hook up with somebody else And just not tell them Eventually they'll find out and they'll break up And actually there's one way to think of it The total fucking non-confrontational ghosting I can come up with the non-confrontational ways Of doing things The thing is What is most important is What did you learn from it? That's really the key right there. Look, if you continuously, and we see this, I have a unique vantage point, right, from people coming to me. Continuously. People get in a situation. It goes south on them.
Shit happens. Totally understand how that works. Whatever.
And we talk them through, and they get out of it, and they turn right fucking around and do the exact fucking same thing over again now when they come back to me what i want to say is pull your fucking head out of your ass moron learn something you can't you just hope eventually that will sink through if you don't learn anything from your mistakes that's on you there's nobody else but if you get in one of these situations look we all know them boys and girls that you that you went to school with that they could never be without a husband or without a boyfriend or a girlfriend they couldn't handle being alone if that's you in the lifestyle you know what you need to be careful because if you continue to jump you will be the reputation of the clinging motherfucker that everybody hates.
Okay, that's what you'll be, and you don't want to be that person at all. Apparently I'm coming in hot. It's coming in hot. How do you deal with those who would run a smear campaign because you didn't give in to them? Wait a minute, haters? We lived it. Oh, my gosh. Here's the best way. Honest to God, and that's a great question because it happens. How do you deal with the haters? You don't. It's very simple. People that are haters, people that are fuckstick, dickhead motherfuckers that will sit around and come up with all the bullshit in the world to bash you and rip on you.
You know what else they're really good at being a fucking victim they have mastered the art of getting people go oh poor pitiful me and everybody goes oh oh don't pick on the poor little fucking retard oh that's what they master and the way they do that is they goad you and they fucking poke until you finally snap and go look motherfucker and then guess what you're the bad guy here's how you deal with those fucking people Here we go. Poke. Until you finally snap and go, look, motherfucker. And then guess what? You're the bad guy. Here's how you deal with those fucking people.
Let them talk, man. Let your... You just keep running your life and eventually other people that went on their side will go, oh my God, why did I ever listen to them? Let your actions speak louder. Words mean shit. The reality of it is, is what you do means everything. If you are a piece of shit in life, no matter how much you say how much you're not, it will shine through. The stench will fill the air. People are like, who's shit in here? And they're like, hey, it's you. And they will figure it out. You know, it's like those people that say, I hate drama.
And they're the ones that cause the most of it. And they're the fucking magnets for it. And they're like, and by the way, I hate drama. But did you hear? Fuck! The thing is, and that's what you have. So even though there are going to be times that it's going to be hard and it's going to hurt and you're going to want to fight back, trust me, we have lived this shit. Just know when you don't fight back, you win. Now, guys, I'm going to put the, yeah, Larry has it right, karma. I'm going to put this out here because it's true.
Have a good friend that you can talk to because there are times that you might need someone else to talk you off the ledge. I'm not going to say that I've seen that happen, but quite possibly. And it's good to have somebody that you can confide in that's truly your friend. Maybe not in any way involved in the situation to be able to help talk you off the ledge until those days when you feel like just going, Fuck it, I'm going hunting.
But in the end, there will come a time you'll look and all of a sudden the truth comes out and it's really funny because when those motherfuckers fall oh man the sticky sound of smack they make when they hit the cement is a beautiful beautiful thing and you want to be there to witness and watch everybody walk in the goo just saying okay so we need to do the bigger they are the harder they fall oh shit yeah it is so we need to do halftime real quick because actually wow okay look at this look at me being on task this is the whole thing crazy my brain is like task focus there's a first for that and i'm out of to lick.
Anyways, hey, have you heard? Have you heard the news? Don't just look at me, stupid. Respond, damn it, respond. No, I haven't heard the news. What's the news, Cole? You can now check out our show and a whole bunch of other great shows on FullSwapRadio. FullSwapRadio.com.
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Get him out of the room. Yep, yep. It's hard to back up a three-legged dog. You are so mean. Oh, so he's going to bark at you. Asshole. I'm going to tell you how he feels. So check out fullswampradio.com today. Great fucking ad. That was awesome. was funny absolutely okay so next up on our agenda okay so this is this is a very very interesting question and i've actually i was actually talking to uh some administrators of some other pages because they reached out and we were talking about things that we saw consistently on our pages. Okay. Okay.
And, and what's funny is they're from different parts of the country. So there's some from, uh, the East coast, the West coast, uh, and some from actually one from down in Texas. So it's funny because it's all over. It's consistent.
Okay and one of the biggest questions that they hear all the time is when do you step back from the lifestyle when as a couple should you step back or as an individual should you step back from the lifestyle and i thought it was interesting because we've seen it through the years right people make these dramatic fucking exit posts which always comes back to bite them in the ass right and and the thing is is when people put those on there it's like they're opening up for the the peanut gallery to interject they're basically trying to have somebody talk them out of it right is what it feels like and it's like so we were talking about it when when if somebody came to you do you say hey you know what i i really think you need to consider stepping back but here let me let me let's look at it a different way though are we talking about stepping away in terms of finding people to play with or stepping away because i can't ever see us Out of the lifestyle because we have a lot of friends, we have fun, it's entertaining.
We'll never leave the lifestyle. We may not play, but we'll never leave the lifestyle. But we won't play. So what's considered leaving the lifestyle?
Is it no longer when you're tired of trying to find somebody to hook up with or is it because you're just tired of you're just tired you're just tired let's face it some people dry up i well literally hey raisin i think that uh i think that uh i i think we're rare i think there's a lot of people like us so that will we may retire from the playing part of the lifestyle but we'll never get out of the lifestyle but you're still considered in the lifestyle because that's where your family is that's where your friends are and that's where you have fun but i think there are some times when some people it's they some people can be a recovering alcoholic or a recovering drug addict or whatever and still be a and still go to a bar and not have a problem right some people can't some some people some people can't and i i think that there's there is a time and place that you know you have to put you have to keep your real family and i hate to say it that way but it's true your real family has to come first you know and i i think that's something man we are getting comments galore on this uh let's see okay so hold on uh let's see we've got rib lifestyle when it consumes you brian put uh but Is it leaving the lifestyle you know if you're not fucking that's great that's what you're talking about uh lacy i feel like you can still be lifestyle but stay stay for the friendships and that's my favorite part yep elizabeth i took a step back after my ex finding my boundaries and now getting back to full swing okay uh oops where'd we go?
And stop the hooking up. Michael, you never truly leave. You just adjust to the next chapter in your lifestyle life. That's a lot of what you're saying there, too. Yeah. When it becomes not fun, that's what you told me, Cole. Don't let it come to that point. Yeah, that is what I told you. Yep. Same. So, okay, I think everybody there is exactly right. Number one.
It's going to mean something different to everybody it is i don't think there's a standard i don't think there's a standard answer i i do believe i will say this when the lifestyle and the activities of the lifestyle whether whatever starts to cause pain starts to to cause problems, and it can. Whether it be you can't go out, or if you don't go out with lifestyle people, you can't handle it, or it creates issues with your family. If it causes, this is supposed to be an enhancer. It shouldn't be something that causes pain.
and when it gets that point, I think that getting out of the lifestyle is a huge communication. Notice, everything goes back to communication, right? If you're a couple, you've got to both be on the same fucking page with this. Because if one of you is not, somebody is going to be cheating. I'm going to be that 90 year old lady Dressing real skankily at a party Dancing around because if one of you is not, somebody's going to be cheating. I'm going to be that 90-year-old lady dressing real skinkly at a party, dancing around. Your titties all hanging down by your knees. Ooga, ooga.
No, I'll learn to keep my shirt on after that. No, but I mean, seriously, we both said we made the agreement with each other that if one of us won out, we'd be done. The thing is, you have to both be on that same page, because we have seen this before. Here we go.
other that if one of us went out we'd be done the thing is is you have to both be on that same page because we have seen this before we're leaving the lifestyle well what really happened was one left the lifestyle and thought they both were leaving but the other one was still fucking playing around on the side that doesn't work i mean and and there's the thing it depends what the issues that are going on, too, I think. Go ahead. I could never see leaving. Playing can slow and pick up, but I could never leave such an accepting group of people. Agreed.
I'm relocating to be closer to my chosen family. I've never felt more comfortable in a crowded room. That's so true. Yep, absolutely, yep. It's like taking home economics in high school.
It's a bonus yeah it is it it's a it's it's a challenge i think that you know i think if you survive to a certain point in the lifestyle you'll you'll reach the point a lot of those people talk that said that some are newer but a lot of them are old people like us you know been in forever some have been in longer than we have i think that you you reach a a point where you you can handle it and you can you know the obsession goes away whatever but if you're early in it okay i think this is a preference i'm going to put with it if you're early in your life in lifestyle you've been in lifestyle a year two years you know maybe a few less than that or longer than that a little bit longer than that it the lifestyle can take everything from you i mean everything because if you get a divorce and and you lose you lose your spouse your significant other it can cost you your your real family it can cost you your children your jobs your fucking half of everything you own the lifestyle can take everything from you and there's a point i think that we live in a world now where people want to go i've been a lifestyle for two months and i could never leave it bullshit you have you you don't fucking know shit from shinola at this point in time or as my one boss said you don't know shit from apple butter okay and that's true it's easy to listen to people like us have been in 11 years they're like michael i think's been at 20 years i think shelly's been at 20 years when they go you don't ever leave it but we've been through more our relationship has evolved with each other with the lifestyle is a major part of it but if you're brand new look if you're in it you played around twice and it just was fucking horrible and you both hated it get the fuck out you know don't announce it that here's the thing don't announce it you know i mean i the other Okay, but here's the thing As I'm sitting here going, okay So, what's a break?
Is a break meaning Oh, we're not going out For two months and we just sit here Well, we do that sometimes Anyway, so are we taking a break A lot or It depends on how often It's a forced break, awesome it depends it depends on what you look as being in the lifestyle if being in the lifestyle is fucking well we hardly look if your relationship if it's always a fight then you need to take a break well yeah and you know what you need you need to sit around with each other and fucking talk and get your shit right that's the thing is here this is why it's so important. Don't announce it.
It's nobody else's goddamn motherfucking business. Quit trying to get talked out of it. Just do it. Shut up and do it. We even had one girl go, well, you know, I put an announcement for those people that like to send me messages every day. You know what? Ignore them. Don't respond. Exactly. Here's the thing.
thing you know your relationship so what can your relationship handle if every single time when you're sitting at dinner on a trip or anywhere when you're with your significant other and anything any single little bit about the lifestyle comes up about it was a great party did you see this post hey there's a new page by the way did you hear fucking you know somebody so and so might be a swinger whatever oh look a black ring and it causes a fight get the fuck out i'm like that's our daily conversation get exactly but if every but if every single time any little thing comes up well then you know what i think you need a break you need to get reorganize yourselves go on the same page now look some people can handle going we need to take a break from playing but i'm gonna throw a cautionary tale out here this is the this is this is coming from a 30 year smoker okay why do i always show all my weaknesses on this fucking show who knows knows?
Hey, great news. I'm a huge puss. If I had a $100 bill for every fucking time, I was going to quit smoking. Okay? And if I had a $100 bill for every time I threw away, finished packed cigarettes, and didn't go buy one for a day, two days, whatever, I'd be a rich man.
i'd have literally thousands upon thousands of dollars 99 of the time do you know what caused me to you know what caused me to start smoking again but what caused me to start smoking is i would go i can handle just one and one turned into i'm smoking three packs of cigarettes again every time i love a cigar i have not smoked not smoked a cigarette in almost three years. I have not, two and a half years, I have not smoked a cigar in almost two and a half years. I really would like to smoke a cigar, but I am not willing to take that chance that it may cause that to come back.
So here's the thing. That's where we sit in the living room and we go, God, it sounds really good right now.
But I'm not paying blah we drive by somebody i'm like yeah we're both we're sniffing like a couple of dogs finding a new ass smell good but we can't have one no we can't we we there are still times talk it out there are still times that you have said it and i've said it to people recently at parties if i get drunk or if we get drunk and we ask for a cigarette do not give us one because we know but here's the thing so if you go we're taking a break from playing and i'm gonna flirt and whatever i can handle it well let me tell you what you better be god damn sure because just like that cigarette when you go back to the meet and greet and everybody's having fun and everybody's feeling frisky and and him or her dress sexy they smell good they're rubbing up against you they're talking to you because they don't know and oh my god and next thing you know and cole's got your tongue halfway down your fucking throat because that's what he does okay seriously you do i mean there's a test because guess what every time i wanted to quit smoking when i just had one i'd have the pack or i'd bum one an hour later i'm back getting another one and it's the same thing and that's what you have to be careful of that that's what you have to be willing to admit you know what i don't if you can't know for sure that you can not go there until you're square with whatever you know is the issue don't that's a huge part of it it is i i honestly god calling man to start sniffing people it's fine don't give them a cigarette though That's actually true Just so you know, for anybody who Here's the thing, ladies Not only do I give out my fears, I also give out tips Tips to Cole's penis Cole is a total A big thing with me is smell There are several people Some of them that are listening That know this Because I get your scent what you wear and and it's it's more perfume no yeah yeah we like no scent there but just your perfume then and and i'll and i will be fucking sniffing you like a fucking dog i am all over here and i smell it and you'll see me if you watch me at meet and greets i'll be talking to people and all of a sudden you'll see me take a really deep breath because i picked up somebody's fucking perfume that's hugging and you can see it when he's hugging somebody oh yeah oh they must smell oh yeah yeah trust me i said hey i really like this perfume do you like it he goes no you can't wear that because there's a certain girl there's a certain girl that's that's her perfume okay we won't wear it then i liked that perfume no you liked it a lot but on her yeah there's a certain girl That's her perfume I liked that perfume No you liked it a lot We have a friend And I don't know if she's listening or not That we've known them 11 years And they're very very good friends And she knows Every time when we don't get around each other As much as we used to If we dance or sniffer i'm gonna be sniffing up her neck like no tomorrow and she giggles because she knows that it's coming and we're both drunk and have a great but it so yeah there you go so i don't even know i don't know how that came into this whole thing because we're sniffing people just don't give us a cigarette exactly okay so uh real quick so i hope that i hope that helps whatever say we actually look at a stand on task and everything wow it's amazing okay so i do want to show this though for people okay this is more for our people on watching it here it is fine fuck this is it this is one of the special ksn uh crazy summer nights shirts for my 50th for the 50th to see this.
I'm telling you what. Go on. We'll have it on the pages. I'm going to get some on our websites, too, on Full Swap Shop, so that people that are listening to this, that they can get some. If you want one, you want to get it. This turned out really, really good, and I'm really proud of this, because this was my design this year for my 50th birthday. So, I'm super excited. I'm okay with the turning 50 thing. For the most part. Fuck off, bitch. For the most part. I'm doing okay. There's parts. You know what? I was sitting there and it hit me. Oh, fuck. Like a sledgehammer. I'm going to be 50.
I said, it sucks, doesn't it? I literally sat there for three and a half hours and did nothing one afternoon. I just sat there and was like, oh my God. But this is where I'm lucky.
We're going to be able to party with people people and stuff and uh you can't dwell on it no you can't and the thing is is i'm actually really excited and it's gonna be really fun and we're super jazzed about stuff so uh real quick about for other people that are listening to this if you that are coming to ksn because a lot of our listeners are coming seriously we've got i just i just got the pictures uh of the glory booth so it's actually a booth so it's actually not just a glory wall so that the people inside are also have privacy so that that people can't see so we're gonna have glory holes like a single person double okay double so that so that we've got that going that's going to be cool uh that's going to help i think more people do it because i think people will bring out their inner inner kink that want to go sit in the glory hole and and maybe get a random dick in their mouth or whatever uh so that's gonna be cool uh but we we've got over 200 people are coming we've got people coming all over again oh and you can get these in white also so and tank top and white yeah shirt of your preference is that can we see this i don't even know what i'm doing anyways there you go so it's fucking it's fucking cool uh we're so excited this is gonna be a lot of fun i'm bitching right i always bitch about events before it gets here but we you know we've never Because this is when he stresses out.
Well, you're so cute, bitch. But think about it. Think of this one. You know, I'm going to talk about this real quick. Not in New Orleans just got done. Yeah. And you know what? They had fucking... There's rape allegations. And there was horrible security. People walking through with running their cameras with their kids through the hotel lobbies, making people famous, and people continue to support these motherfuckers, and I don't care, I will get a cease and desist for this, and I don't really fucking care.
They fucking, a guy was getting fucking screwed, and the guy went in her ass, and she yelled, no, stop, I wouldn't stop. And when she went to the promoters and everything else, guess what they did?
The victim shamed her so it was her fault and the guy was allowed to stay uh this is why our shit is different this is why i preach the shit that i preach this is why we have nightcaps is why we do this shit but whatever so uh this is why i freak out about my events because i want to make sure that our events are safe and people have fun and a good time and that's what this is all about and and uh that's what again this is what you know our shit is we we we want people to have fun safety first fun safety this is what this is what we do you know so uh we're super jazzed about it we're super excited i'm excited It's always a fucking huge Like very humbling You know We've got people coming from England You know that's fucking cool man So come out The one from Hawaii couldn't make it Yeah the one from Hawaii couldn't make it Which sucks but we're still There's still tent spots available.
So come out, have fun, get naked with us. So the thing is we're doing different things. We're doing very non-swinger things. We're doing all the nudity because it's clothing optional, right? But the 3K, I'm really excited about having a 3K Saturday morning because that supports our healthy cats, but it's about more than just, we're more than just fucking. There's that, too, and that's going to be a blast, but it's not just about fucking. It's, you know, we have two folks on our page. We're really excited. They're award-winning comedians.
They're going to be there and do a set for us on Friday night. We've never done that before. You need to get them and do one with them. Yeah. So, well, no. That's exciting. That's something new.
One of the things that we're going to do is we're going to do a lot of things that we're going to be there and do a set for us on friday night we've never done that before yeah so well actually no that's exciting that's something new we're excited to have uh nikki from dear nikki is going to come out and do erotica is going to reading that's really cool we're going to have dj we're going to have naked karaoke everyone naked karaoke so we got we got naked karaoke yeah and you don't have to be naked to do it whatever But we're going to do an actual wedding again.
We've got an actual wedding that we're doing. So that's cool. And there's just, you know, we have a potluck dinner on Saturday night. We eat lunch, breakfast, and dinner together, which is really cool because there's something about, again, it's community, you know, because we become a small town.
We will be bigger than some of the small towns around there that campground will be bigger we're doing a food drive so last year we filled the back of a pickup with food and and when and we let the the camp give it away so it looks like it's coming from the camp to help them and their local community and and they had a hell of a time finding a place that would take it because somebody didn't want to take it because they're a nudist resort uh but they found one and we've already let them know that we're doing oh my god the food doesn't taste the same no shit and here's here was the biggest comment we got they told them they said last year the amount of food that brought because people we asked for two cans of food every for each person and people brought some people were bringing cases of fucking food and some people brought things like diapers and all kinds of stuff the the food bank that took it in said that was this the single largest donation they will get all year long that will help feed people for almost a year so last year we had like 140 people there we have 225 going to be there this year and and they're already gearing up to have to do two pickup loads of food how fucking cool is that we're not being the stereotypical swingers like what you'll see on cnn and news about the last fucking event that happened again down south uh we're doing it the right way and our people do it the right way that that's to compliment our people so i'm more excited so all right with that being said my god it's time to go i'm so sorry shout out to our sponsor fuck off shout out to our sponsors again uh oh first by the way miss amanda is she's put new content on her only fans and she's got some hot shit coming over the next couple of weeks and months you are going to want to check it out you think she's's sexy here.
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