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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most and the loveliest hair in all the land, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and soon-to-be professional tits, Miss Amanda. Hey. And we're here to titillate, tantalate, and otherwise fuck with your brain, because that's what we do. I'm like a worm. The worm's crawling, the worm's crawling, the worm's playing pinochle on your snout. I'm ready to have a good show tonight. Just saying. For those of you. This is what you do. Speaker2: Did you not spread the coke? Speaker1: No, I just took. I didn't even chop it. I took one big block of it. It was like a sugar cube. And I just shoved it in my brain. Anyways, for those of you. Speaker2: You got a question. Cole, are you going to watch that Elvis movie? Speaker1: Yes, I am. Yeah, we're going to get to that. Speaker3: Hold on. Hold on. Hold. Speaker1: Slow down, man. We got to just. There's a rhyme and method to the reasons. Speaker3: Okay. Speaker1: Okay. So this is season 5, Episode 214. Do you need to write that down? No. Okay, just checking. Okay, I do. On our handy-dandy teleprompter. Quick shout-outs from our sponsors. Sponsors, you say? Why, hell yes. Sponsor me this, Batman. What do smart swingers do? They read, before you can answer anything silly, they read asnlifestylemagazine.com check it out today don't forget to go to asnawards.com we need your votes here's the deal we got to show the rest of the country that they can suck a dick this is the midwest world so we need your vote for best retail business full swap shop best supporting business full Trade Show Slash Convention, Crazy Winter Nights. Because that's what we do. Just saying. Also, hey, do you like Facebook? Do ya? 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And while you check out Search for Crazy Kazma Join our group, show your cooter, show your junk Show your penis, show your boobs Whatever you want to do, because it's Smutify And that's all legal there, and hey, it's free Finally, don't forget, we are very proud To be a part of and tied in with And working with, Nightcaps.com Keep the people that you love safe from being Roofied at events at events at bars and other places nightcaps.com check them out today when you go there use the promo code nightcap10 slash kazbank and receive your discount it is truly it is truly the uh harris grunchy preventing uh roofing at parties and events so check them out today we're very proud to be part of them okay now oh we're ready for the show we got all we got more fucking shit to talk about than we can even imagine so where oh where oh where do we begin that's a great one it's not real first of all so uh so a couple things that we've got to talk about number one what, what are you doing to me? Anyway, I'm shedding. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so we have sexy EMTs to talk about. We have the fact that you're shooting content this week and, again, next week and whatever. Why people need to fucking be checking out your OnlyFans. because there's's gonna be some girl on girl action uh and and some other stuff going on too and uh then we've got events and questions and all kinds of stuff where where do we begin sexy fucking emts that's where we're gonna fucking start actually we'll start with the elvis movie there's questions that have been come up am i going to watch elvis movie fuck yeah look you have to understand everything i believe in in about cool is based off elvis presley i still remember the day he died vividly i have the elvis tattoo uh pretty much elvis is god in my world and that's the way i look at it and so yes absolutely that movie looks absolutely cool uh i'm hoping they don't present to carnal tom in too good of a light because i think a douchefuck. But, yes, everything about Elvis is in, so I'm absolutely going to check out the movie. Sunday. I don't know if I'm going to go Sunday. I don't know if I want to share that experience. I kind of want to do this myself, actually. So, I mean, you can come with me, but I don't want Junior yipping at me during the whole time telling me everything he knows about nothing. So, let's see. out i'm not for sure yet we'll go but yes i am going to see the elvis movie so most fucking definitely so now let's talk about sexy mts okay sweet mother of fuck if you know me you know that i love nurses i want to fuck nurses i want nurses to suck my dick. I to touch them i want to squeeze them i want to chase them around i want to do all kinds of shit dirty dirty shit to nurses it is what it is okay if they're wearing the old time uniform that's hot they're wearing scrubs that hot if they're sticking a catheter and that's hot i don't care what they're doing. Nurses fucking rock. They turn me on to no end. Throw a blonde nurse in there, and now I'm going to blow my load all over them. Anyways, we take our middle one. I had to go up to the hospital. Thought I had a kidney stone. We're sitting in the hospital in the emergency room, and these two EMTs wheel this dude in on a cart, right? it was the two hottest fucking emts i have ever seen in my entire fucking life one it's 180 degrees outside so they're both in shorty shorts in their uniform they both have fucking sleeve tattoos big tits hairy back and fucking ponytails fucking sweet mother of fuck one was a taller blonde the other one was shorter olive skin complexion dark hair oh sweet christ i'm like break i told bray i said here's what's gonna happen when they come back by i'm gonna jump up and fake a heart attack okay so hopefully you know and i should just tell them when they start to give me mouth to. Tell them to use the blow tube a little bit lower and see if it'll work. Like, I wanted to go out, find what ambulance they were driving around, and go get in a wreck and call them specifically. So Cole's going to be the man in the home chasing them down in the hall in a wheelchair. Yes. Yes, very much so. I might know the brunette. Holy fucking shit. Seriously? Okay when okay so here's what's really sad when they came back around i'm like brain out and so here is my kid blatantly sharing and here i am and we were just they're looking at us as we are blatantly we didn't even try to hide the fact we were just fucking staring at him i mean no i didn't go and start jacking off i thought about it but i did not i'm just like holy fucking shit a week later my kid and i are still talking about these chicks oh my god oh give me a second i wasn't there fuck i even turned to bray and like you know it would be hot he goes what's that poor kid i'm like i can picture your mom with those two on a gurney oh god that'd been hot and he's like okay that's kind of weird so i'm not going to picture that part but okay so i'm just saying yeah oh damn you have a kid i just gotta take a minute and let that thought kind of go through all this testosterone surging through my system oh god no look if you would have seen their asses you'd have been like boing you'd got a lady boner trust me you you'd have been like that's fucking hot shit because it was a thing oh man the things you can share with your kids yeah absolutely it's bonding time just saying so uh yeah so i wanted to talk about that because i've never wanted to have a heart attack they wouldn't even need paddles they could just walk up and like fucking clear i'm going oh hey looky there who knew that through my penis i could revive my heart i'll be damned weird as fucking shit it's hot in here today because you're full of energy wow i am so that so we so i that was uh he didn't have a kidney stone so that was good and we got to see fucking really hot chicks and and of course could i think of anything intelligent to like say like even high or anything no i just stared at him like a fucking 13 year old i'm just short of having my dick in my hand it was pathetic but that's all right so if you do know filming a porn so if you do know who that is and would like to introduce me that would be wonderful i would like an autograph please that's that's the old converted man that just wants to meet please god have daddy issues please daddy issues. Please, God, have daddy issues. It's the only shot I got anymore. So, yeah. So, we got that. That was hot. Hot as fuck. Anyways. So, I'm going to be a fan of the studio. Just saying. You have one over there. I know, but you bitched me for using me. You made me cold. I'm comfortable. Anyways, so if you hear about me getting in a car wreck, now you'll know why. It's because I figured out their schedule, and I'll be in their area looking to hit a tree. That's fucking sad. Make sure they're on duty. No shit. With my luck, that'll be the other ambulance is the one that I'll get. It'll be like fucking two giant meatheads or some shit. Go back. I want the other ones. Get the chicks. Get the chicks. No, don't get me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. He's being difficult. Sorry. Anyways. What else do I want to talk about? Ooh, content. That was the other thing. Only fans. So are you excited? Okay, so wait a minute. This is why I'm wearing a hat tonight. Okay, why? Well, one, it's my top hat. So besides digging my top hat, it's also like Ringmaster, right? Because I got the radio station and we got our shows and we got all this stuff going. And I'm also promoter slash producer slash talent scout director of OnlyFans.
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Pause. Okay.
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Been on where?
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What?
Speaker1:
On OnlyFans?
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On my OnlyFans?
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You've seen my OnlyFans.
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I do have access. Damn it. I asked him what catch his ass so close good try and the reason i'm wearing the hat to do this is because we're going to change it from and to okay so and here's the thing and honestly if you go in my office one of the things you'll find is i've actually been making a list okay because obviously we you know there's going to be we want to make sure that we give the masses what they want right especially with with girl and girl stuff so part of my day-to-day was spent watching porn to go jotting notes of things to make sure actually what excuses no no seriously what it was to look for how they did camera shots seriously because i this way i know what if obviously is going to look the same with me running the camera no but this way i know you know i see a constant theme of what angle so i'm okay i'm trying to make sure that i make it buck and most bang for the buck yeah so uh i'm gonna have one giant blue ball on thursday probably but still so that and make you suffer and and i was getting here the male talent for like the next week if i can make sure that shows all so i'm wearing lots of hats lots and lots of hats okay. But I think it'll all be really, really good. Purely for research. Yeah, exactly. So the thing is, is if you're not part of Amanda's Only Fans, you're probably going to want to because hopefully within the next, like, two weeks, by the time editing and all that fun shit happens, there's going to be some really hot new content. My issue is, you know, when I used to cam, I would get tired of waiting for people to tip me or whatever that i would just go ahead and do things and because i was tired of waiting and so my my downfall is is i take all these pictures and go okay i'll slowly release them and they go wham because i couldn't wait well and hopefully this time with like the the videos and stuff and the, there'll be enough stuff that you can, I have some ideas. I have some ideas so that there's several, several different videos so you can, different videos showing different things and you can release accordingly. And here's the thing. There's nothing, there's nothing wrong with it. Look, if you, if both of you guys that are making this look at this and go, we want to release all of it at one time, well, then go ahead. I mean, Rock On, it's your only fans. You can do as that will. But I just want people to know it's going to be worthwhile if you're not a fan to become a fan. This is something. It's a totally new venture for us, too. So, seriously, I felt stupid making notes. But I seriously was because I'm like, okay, well, I i don't i don't remember these notes well here's the thing i know me and i know what's gonna happen if i don't make notes i'm gonna just start watching and i'm gonna be like well that's gonna be really fucking helpful and everybody'll be like so i don't look and i'll be like oh i forgot to push start i mean i i uh i know so i know how i go with that so but yeah so we got that coming up yes and so we're super jazzed about that and we've also got more events coming up and then we are only like 40 days or some fucking outrageously close number to ksn which is just stressing me this fuck straight out yeah just a scotch 10 minutesge. Ten minutes of the ceiling. No shit. That's about the truth. Why is the camera so shaky? No reason. So, yeah. It's going like this. Just make me hold it in my other hand. I'll be going sideways, too. The whole body shakes. It's not trained yet. It's all good. But, yeah, we're close to KSN. So, as we get close to KSN, that's exciting. Now, I have to tell. I said it's all good so uh but no so but yeah we're close to ksn so as we get close to ksn that's exciting now i have to tell i said it's off the air and i'm going to say it back on the air because it's true we got a lot of people coming and i gotta tell you uh there's a lot of motherfucking hot and i'm really excited uh to see a lot of them naked not even gonna lie it's like a constant birthday present there you go and and so odds are if i have a constant boner uh you know it's testosterone then maybe i'll walk on naked because it won't be it won't be sleeping it won't be turtling it won't be hiding hey little buddy i'll be like i will it's gonna be a divining rod no one cares what's cool doing doing? Nailing stuff with his penis. When are you going to start giving away some of the stuff we have going on at Crazy Summer Night? As soon as I figure it out. Well, like what? I mean, we're going to have, obviously, the Cornhole Tournament. We've got a 3K run. What do they call it? Sacks. Sack sacks sack tap but tax bags we've got uh the 3k that's going to happen on saturday morning 3k yes or is it moved to 3k because the bridges were washed out it's moved to 3k versus it's on it's on the property so there's a 3k that's going to happen saturday morning we're going to have a leprechaun chase we We're going to have, we've got some comedians going to come in. We have got essential readings by Nikki from Dear Nikki is going to be doing some essential readings going on. We'll have porn playing at one night, too, which I got to let them know what porn we want. We have got, of course, the dinner or lunch is sponsored by Dani and her pets. Her pets. Her world famous.
Speaker3:
No, no. Damn it.
Speaker1:
Her world famous. She was voted the best dog groomer in Des Moines again. So we're going to have lunch for folks. We've got, yeah, we're going to have some, what, t-shirt contests and stuff like that. We've got all kinds of stuff. Plus, don't forget the overall fun of KSN, which is there's going to be shit if you want to participate rock on if you don't don't rock on there will be people at ksn what's so cool about ksn there will be people that you'll only see come up for the meals the rest of them they'll be back fucking or just hanging out or laying out or some people in the pool some people will be i see r Ricky's on here, Chrissy's probably on here too, will be naked feeding the fish. When everyone is walking around naked, if you wear clothes, you actually stick out more, just my personal experience. It's true. I'm hoping to stick out a lot. That's the testosterone. I should have a shot right before I go. But we're going to have birthday stuff, hopefully, going on. So we're going to have other games. Actually, our good friend Mizzy from the Mizzy Bender Show is sending out a couple of her signature games to have some games going on. But it's really do as thou wilt. We'll also have, of course, Saturday night we will have the poker walk again. So that's always a good, good fucking time. And there's going to be drinking and food. And we're going to do the last station. Yep, and we're have the poker walk again so that's always a good good fucking time uh and there's gonna be drinking and food and we're gonna do the last station yep and we're doing the last station so it's a special it's a special one we will have a special ceremony for everybody who it's their first time at oh you are not fuck yeah i am because it's my birthday and i can no i you can't out vote me fuck off you don't get a vote on this and you don Otherwise I'm going to turn Your fucking grounding thing Into yoga class Don't do that Don't say it's yoga again That was awkward Well this time It's going to be grounding You're going to do like Meditation Meditation It's grounding But we can do a meditation Yeah So there's going to be Here's the thing No matter how active Or how super involved There's a pool The pool's open all the time There matter how active or how super involved, there's a pool, the pool's open all the time, there's a sex wing that they have up, there's people that go trails to hike on. Are we doing the scavenger hunt? Yeah, we're going to do a scavenger hunt. We'll do a special thing on Friday for the, there's a shit ton of people coming Saturday, or Thursday, I mean. And we have a lot of people that are coming, that aren't even, that are staying in hotels. We're filling up the hotels around there as well. Yeah. We don't would have to do anything so it'll be orgy time yeah thursday thursday that and thursday is my actual official birthday oh thursday august 4th is my actual birthday so uh there's a shit ton of people gonna be out there on thursday i know there's people gonna be smoking meats i mean there's there look if you leave our event anything but fucking like haven't had a good time That's on you I got nothing So And you know You want to know something else That I'm going to do this week This is going to blow Your fucking mind Uh oh I'm actually going to put out This week On our pages And to something I have never done before I'm going to ask for volunteers to actually help work the event so uh the other thing that we're going to do again i know the other that's how big it is actually the other thing that we're going to do is uh we're going to do the can drive again this year like we did last year last year we filled a pickup truck you have to find a different place to put it because it was like taking up our entire deck well still we'll have it out by our deck again probably but the thing is is like okay so the campground is by small towns and the small town finally they had trouble finding one we let it came from the officially the campground was the one that got to give it to the small town that which is fine that's we want to leave things better than we find it uh they don't get bulk amounts of food like that at a time so like that food drive that we did was bigger than that small town does for a food drive like all year so it filled their pantry so i want even more so where we're asking everybody is to bring either a can or two cans of food something non-perishable that we can give away so uh it's just a good time the the regulars that are out there that have that have weekend pass or year passes are jazzed about us coming back again so because we're fun we are fun so and we're gonna do we're gonna do some shit so we're gonna you know we got some stuff to give away we've got some prizes we're gonna have some stuff that'll be a local giveaway some stuff will be whatever uh yes i'm gonna put it out there again right now we're gonna ease back on this 50 shots and 50 in one weekend thing for cool and the reason why is because as i talked to one of my doctors they were like uh they were not very in favor of me doing 50 shots over the course of a weekend so will i still do a lot of shots yes we're going to start thursday but there will be some vague form of control so just because we're not going to kill Cole, that's not part of the plan. Cole froze over. Because they're coming. But we're still going to get fucking stupid. So it's going to be awesome. So please, if you want tickets, email us or go to full whatever the fucking website is. I don't know. It's crazysummernights.com. Check it out, and you can buy tickets still. So we only have tent spots left. Not tent with electric. Only tent spots left. So we set a record. If you had your 50 shots, you'd get to meet the hot EMT. Fuck, that's true, except I don't think she's going to be all the way out there. Although there could be a hot Amish version of one. I just don't know if I want to take an Amish ambulance to a hospital. That could take a while. Yeah, yeah. It's not surrounded by Amish. Oh, and if, this is an if, if we can get Amanda either drunk or busy getting laid one of those nights and I get left unsupervised, we're going to go and take over one of the local towns. We're going to get drunk we're gonna go and take over one of the local towns we're gonna get drunk and we're gonna take over one local town so somebody i need a guy or gal or a couple because she's she's a brace horse to volunteer like on friday night to take a man and just go fuck her silly somewhere so we have time to go take over a town because if she knows about it it ain't gonna happen just saying so keep that in mind so if you would like to volunteer to be Amanda's fucking sex slave so Cole can take over town and make national news please send us an email it could be fun if we do it early enough we can give it back before the state patrol gets there just saying nude people take over bonaparte iowa it'll be great anyways so there you go just leave my name out of it's all i ask if i'm taking over a town and you think i can pronounce things you've lost your ever-loving fucking mind at that point in time i'm gonna be the naked spirit leader with a top hat and a boner and cowboy boots on and that that's how this is going to go down just saying anyways so that's gonna that's some of the stuff uh that's that's going on so it's gonna be a fun time so by the way if you're a business and you're listening you would like to be a sponsor we still have spots for sponsorships uh so it's a great way we're gonna have about 200 people it's a great way to get your name out to our army uh and i'll tell you what about our Army. They're fucking cool. You support us. They support you. So don't hesitate to check that out. So we've got podcasters coming in. I think we've got podcasters coming in from Kansas, Pennsylvania, Missouri. I think we've got a couple. I said Pennsylvania, la, so uh that's a lot of fun that's gonna be a blast and uh yeah so and and it's a great chance also to get to meet some of your favorite podcasters so don't don't miss out on that either we got one coming down from minnesota also so there you go rock on yep uh all right so there you go wow what a lot of information yeah that burned for like a half hour almost holy fucking shit fuck we haven't to the important stuff yet. You would think that you haven't done a podcast for a while, as much info as you have. Well, it's just hard. That's just my penis. It's hard, is it? There's so much cool shit to talk about. It's the four-hour show. Okay, so. Yeah, da-da-da-da. Oh, and a last reminder, too. And our full swap 101 facebook page the educational resource page and in just over a week it'll be two weeks when this show comes out well two weeks the day after the show comes out it'll be two weeks of the page's been up we're almost a thousand members so if people if you we want people to keep adding obviously this is we want to make the lifestyle better and it gets better by having more people being more informed and better educated so keep adding to that as well so and we're going to real quick i'm going to give the the health point of the day for the summer thing before i forget i forgot that last time to give it out the health point of the day are you ready kids get out your handy dandy notebooks here it is stretch out stretch out stretching is important in this heat and humidity and and whatever when you're fucking when you're jumping in or out of the pool or whatever you're doing you not stretch your penis out but stretch you don't want to blow a ham don't blow a hammy leg cramp stretch out Stretch out for safety. Oh, my God. Okay.
Speaker3:
I've lost my fucking mind.
Speaker1:
No, at the at the barbecue of course i wasn't doing anything but my then i was in the pool my foot started cramping i'm like what you could have drowned you could have died right there that'd been horrible somebody was. Well, yeah, we'd have saved you. Is she going down to suck a dick?
Speaker3:
Nope. She's drowning. Quick. Bring her up. Yeah.
Speaker1:
So stretch out. That's the theme. And we're going to preach that at Crazy Seven Rines. Stretch out for safety.
Speaker3:
Okay. Real quick.
Speaker2:
Have your potassium.
Speaker1:
Have your potassium.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
And stretch those muscles so you don't get a cramped mid-fuck.
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Mid-fuck.
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So a quick midway point. Don't forget to check out all the shows on fullswapradio.com. Check out what we're trying to put the schedule on Full Swap 101, too, so people know. Full Swap Radio, we've added more shows. We're at 65 shows now, top shows in the country on all areas of the lifestyle, plus our Vanilla Sundays. Check them out today. Also, don't forget to visit our good friends at promescent.com. You can you find their ads and banners on full swap radio and also on a full swap shop so check them out as well if you would please okay now let's get some fucking questions okay are we ready are you ready to rumble okay this one which one do you want to start with airby airby? A or B? I think B could be more fun. Okay. All right. So this question, I love this question because we get a lot of topical questions during seasonal shit. Topical? Well, yeah, topical. Topical based on the topic. Shut up. Anyways, okay. So this question came to us from Robert. Robert sent us this question. Robert is actually out of the great state of Kansas.
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It's okay.
Speaker1:
There's sunflowers everywhere.
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Neat.
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Anyways, Robert says, we like to go on lifestyle events, and now during the summer there's lots of pool parties, river tubings, lakes, and other fun water activities. My question is this. Is it safe to fuck in the water couldn't there be issues diseases or whatnot can you fucking pools are is one type of is one type of water safer than the other is it safer to have sex in a pool versus a lake or versus a river or does Curious, don't know, don't want to get a partner sick. What? I actually thought that was a good question. Well, of course a river and a lake are going to be dirtier than a pool. Well, okay, yes, but... Sex-wise, I don't know. Okay, this is what i thought was an interesting question about this because we know okay you keep in mind guys are big dumb animals right we don't have a vagina so our knowledge of of said vaginas is very limited stick a popsicle up a girl's cooter and and watch her fucking lose her mind if it's not sugar-free. Yeah. Right? Because that's dangerous. Okay? So here comes the question. It's not about dangerous, but you're more apt to get used to infusion. It could cause, there's other issues it could cause. So the question would be is, and it makes sense, but it doesn't make sense. Would chlorine chlorine be an issue could there be something in lake water or or river water that could be i mean we all know about in like certain rivers there's fucking diseases that'll swim up a dude's penis okay like in the amazon and shit but like so i can see where that question comes from but by the same token it's not like your vag is safety sealed if you're just in the water without a dick in it it's not like vacuum sealed right no okay so so i mean you don't typically get water up your cooter really when you're swimming well you don't typically get water up your nose unless you do it wrong but it can happen all right so so okay and david goes water is not a lubricant very good mike goes pools are treated and can mess up a woman's ph that's okay so that so then now i'm gonna be like a typical fucking tool guy here I would think. So if I'm plunging water in and out of you, right? Sound effects are horrible. Couldn't that? Like, what if I popped an air bubble up in there? What if in the process, I like, could that create an issue? I don't know. Does it burn burn that's what every guy really wants to just just does chlorine we know what chlorine in our eyes does i've had sex in a pool and how'd that go for you i was really young okay i was really young i was probably 16 okay 16 17 it didn't hurt you know rocking body back then didn't you i did okay wait now shelly but ponds or some lakes uh you have a chance of getting swimmer's itch but other than that if you're using protection probably not okay wait a minute shelly what is swimmer's itch that's what i need to know but i what you feel like you're gonna say something well that sounds more for a guy though because i know you can get swimmer's ear woman i didn't get swimmer's ear but that's a totally different thing unless you're under my thing would be this honestly i personally know that this is just me being a fucking a tool i'd have a hard time fucking in a lake if shit's nibbling at me what if a minnow went like went and snuck in in there that ain't gonna happen would it would it tickle i mean i mean i've watched a couple in the Black Sea having sex. Yeah, but there's nothing alive in the Black Sea.
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I don't know that.
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The thing is, what I want to know is... How do you know there's not something alive in the Black Sea? Oh, no, that's... No, because it's... Oh, that's the Dead Sea. Sorry, wrong one. So the thing is, is that could a minnow swim up there?
Speaker3:
What would that feel like? How would you know? Some of it smells fishy? That seems wrong. Okay, I apologize. That was a horrible joke. I couldn't resist. It was right fucking there. You all would have said the same way. Now you have ocean. There is sand that is in that water. So that could get up there and cause issues. Because sand is not nice. not nice right okay so read that so shelly tell us what what swimmer's it's also called circarial dermatitis appears as skin rash caused by an allergic reaction to certain microscopic parasites that infect some birds and mammals these parasites are released from infected snails into fresh and salt water such as lakes, ponds, and oceans. Ew. I guess my thing would be this. Because obviously, okay, and Mike put it, it really all depends on the pool and how it is treated. From Guy's perspective, I would not want to risk putting her out of action for a period of time. With pools, my thing would be with pools is this. Be cool about other people's pools, for one. There's a coolness factor there about fucking other people's pools or hot tubs, whatever. They're the ones that have to clean that all up and family swimming the next day and all that kind of shit you know kind of keep that in mind just as coach and i guess with lakes and stuff like that my first thought when i saw this and here's the i did not spend time researching because i'm like nope i'm not gonna do that i want to hear what people thought there's lots of different things in lakes and and rivers and whatever there are some things that are dangerous just to fucking be in for no apparent reason. Know where the fuck you're getting into, for one, obviously. If it's not treated, I don't know if I'd necessarily go in it. Well, and the thing is, is if you're during the summer. I've come close on the river. What was it, the Missouri River? Yeah, on the Missouri, yeah. I got close to going in, but I was on a flotation device but the water was still hitting me and it was just like it's just dirty muddy nasty water full of crap yeah there's a degree of of clean up afterwards i mean if even you're getting just to swim clean up afterwards i guess i part of what i found this kind of amusing to me a little bit is i go well can't well, can't you wait until you get out of the pool or back to the tent? I mean, granted, I'm not yucking to other people's yums. It's just there's a lot of things with that. I mean, I've never known a spot where really fucking in the pond is necessarily, if it's so private you can fuck in the pond, you can fuck on the bank. True. Right? And if a pool it's the same type of thing so i mean i guess i would be kind of i would keep that in mind a little bit you know but i don't know i get easily grossed out so because just like i don't like the concept of like fish nibbling at me and shit that just fucking wears me the fuck out something fierce you know you're gonna get talked into going and feeding the fish in the lake at crazy summer nights i know it ain't happening there ain't no way no she she was incredible in a lot of areas in a lot of ways and could convince me to do a lot of things getting where my dick is in that water ain't it there's no way it's not humanly possible i have one nut i do not want a catfish attached to it i'm not going noodling with my dick i'm just not if i can finally get naked somewhere the last thing i want wrapped around my dick is a catfish of all the things that are going to be at crazy summer nights a catfish is not the one around my dick shelly put the experience put the expenses of the chemicals when you throw off the pH is staggering. People don't really understand. Yeah, it really, it goes back to don't fuck in other people's pool. I've never heard a good thing from somebody who owns a pool about when people fuck in a pool. For the cleanup for them after the fact. I did it in a pool, but it was our own pool growing up. Well, you were cleaning up the mess, so that was your own. And it was the only place to sneak off to have sex with the guy. Well, that's like fucking your own bed. It's your own sheets to clean up, so it's okay. It's your own pool to have to clean up. Well, I don't know. My parents would have thought otherwise. Well, probably, but, you know, I'm just saying. I'm sure some people's kids would think otherwise if they knew their mom and dad and their mom and dad's friends were fucking in their pool would be like oh so i mean you know it goes both ways i get it it but it's really it's that's food for thought that's something that's actually kind of like fucking amazing you know um no cole will not be wiggling his worm in the lake at, no, the pond, no.
Speaker1:
And there's something about ponds that are even worse to me. There's nowhere for the water to go. There's nowhere for it to go. It's like a really big puddle, but with fucking fish in it. And it's like, ugh. Look, if I can fall on my ass because the layer of slime that I'm standing on can just shoot out from me like a thing of ice, I don't want my dick or ball anywhere close to it. I only have one. I get an overly aggressive fish, and now I really need testosterone. Or should I? I'm beating this. Oh, my God. What is Cole doing out there? It's like he's jacking up. No, no. He's beating a fish. A fish is giving her a blowjob. That's horrible. Teeth. I just don't notice you have your gum on the table. It's on the wrapper. Still, why would you do that? Why don't you just keep chewing it? Because I smack when I chew it and then that would have been really horrible and I was being nice. We're talking about fucking my dick in a catfish mouth. Do you think smacking is going to really fucking ruin the program? Seriously? Just curious. I don't care. You do whatever you want. Okay. I didn't think it was professional. Yeah, they have some damn big... I've seen some of these fish in that fucking thing. Yeah. And the gal even said, she goes, oh, it tickles. Not when you only have one nut it doesn't. You know what's not going to tickle? Shit, but it goes up to you and it just... But she even said she keeps her nipples out of the water because it looks too much like the fish food and they've clamped onto her nipples before. So here's the thing. What do you think my nubby little penis is going to have in there? Just saying. And that is not the way I want to meet the hot EMT is with a fucking catfish attached to my penis. Because it's not going to be impressive when I'm having a heart attack and the catfish is latched onto my nut. Just fucking saying. Good lord. Wait a minute. In all honesty, that you're paddling with your dick or your ball. They won't be interested. But I agree with those cards for big. Yeah. Now, I'm going to be very honest with everybody listening. If my penis was big enough to be used as a paddle, I absolutely would be paddling with my penis. Not even going to lie. I would be paddling with my penis. I would be posing for selfies with my penis. I'd be climbing trees with my penis out. I would overcome my fear of heights to do a zip line with my dick out if it was big enough to be a paddle.
Speaker3:
Just saying.
Speaker2:
Cole brings a whole new meaning to being called catfished.
Speaker1:
No shit. No shit.
Speaker3:
Oh, okay. Whew. Wow. Okay. Are you really that hot in here? I am. Okay. Turn on the fucking fan. Nope. Absolutely. I would hate for you to be uncomfortable, princess. Okay, so we got time. Oh, we do. All right, so let's. So there you go. Fuck at your own risk. Huh? Fuck at your own risk. Were you just making fun of me? Uh-huh, we do. All right, so there you go. Fuck at your own risk. Huh?
Speaker2:
Fuck at your own risk.
Speaker1:
Were you just making fun of me?
Speaker2:
Uh-huh, sure was.
Speaker1:
Were you making fun of my speech patterns now?
Speaker2:
Uh, kind of.
Speaker3:
Awesome.
Speaker1:
Would you like to take over?
Speaker3:
No. Are you sure? Uh-huh. Positive?
Speaker2:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker3:
Fuck it.
Speaker1:
We'll read the next question.
Speaker3:
Cunt.
Speaker1:
I did not say that. I did not say that.
Speaker2:
Cunt. Oh, I forgot too No, you're not. You're mean as hell. You pick on me continuously. If you're listening, send an adult. Do a wellness check on me. I might need it. Just say it. Because you look so abused. Why do you think I wear sunglasses? This way you can't see my black eye from where I accidentally hit a door. I don't know why you wear them. Where I accidentally hit a door. I don't know why you wear them. It's dark in here.
Speaker1:
Because otherwise you'll see the bloodshot where you put your finger in it.
Speaker2:
Oh, whatever.
Speaker1:
It's the same reason where I wear a top hat.
Speaker2:
No, that's just a cum, admit it.
Speaker1:
The cum?
Speaker2:
Yeah, it shoots in your eye.
Speaker1:
Again, if I had them at Powerful... See, we're back to talking about if the things my penis could do. Are you sure they're yours? Do they not look like them? What? The kids? No, I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm not claiming those little fuckers. One of them you had to. There's a DNS. Do you need to test it? Yeah, lucky me. Okay, let's move on. One that looks like you. No shit no shit well we weren't going to test the last one that little fucker is just like spitting image no shit it's funny because you know what i have a twin brother and he was a mailman i guess not no i'm kidding i don't have a twin brother no you don't you sure yeah i'm not even sure you have a doppelganger i do yeah i'm kind of anyway Okay, next question.
Speaker3:
Good Lord.
Speaker1:
All right, so this question. This... I do. Yeah, kind of. Anyway, okay, next question. Good Lord. All right, so this question. I got to think what this is. I don't know. That's why I wasn't going to read it. That's why you weren't reading it. Okay. Because it's just like shorthand. Well, because I know the questions. That's why. And so I had to think back through my memory a little bit. You good? I'm good. Okay. This message comes from, this message is not a message, this question comes to us from James and Anita. Why are you staring at me? Because I like you, you're so pretty. This is from James and Anita. They are from the Midwest, is all they put, which is great. They are relatively new to the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
We are so very excited. We can't wait to get involved, but we're just having trouble making the transition,
Speaker2:
going from talking online to how do we make and actually get to have sex.
Speaker1:
And so I reached out to them. There was more like fluff along with that letter, but it was just stuff that didn't really matter. It wasn't pertinent to what we're talking about. I don't know. I reached out to them. There was more like fluff along with that letter, but it was just stuff that didn't really matter.
Speaker3:
It wasn't pertinent to what we're talking about. So I reached out to them, and they have hooked up a couple times. They have actually hooked up a couple times.
Speaker1:
Their challenge is their hookups were very awkward. And I asked them what they meant by that. What do you mean by awkward?
Speaker3:
And I thought this was very interesting actually it was went to the part of hey should we you know let's go somewhere private type thing making that transition but it they're like it wasn't smooth it was kind of like we just everybody kind of stuttered around the concept and we kind of like guessed what everybody wanted and then we get up to the room and it was just kind of it was like what do we do now and no one really knew what to do and there wasn't like a clear leader of what was going on my thought was they need amanda to take the charge and go i'm getting naked is what they needed i what kind of that's what it sounded like to me a little bit was was and that and both of I have done that before. Both of their hookups have been that way.
Speaker1:
Okay. what it sounded like to me a little bit was was and that and both of their done that before both both of their hookups have been that way okay and so their thought process is is that as she said she's looking at him to take more of the lead charge of like saying come on let's go do this and he's not really comfortable with that to to say i mean they're they both they were they communicated ahead time. It was a couple they wanted to hook up with both times, so there was no issues. It was just, it boils down to being afraid to say the magic words, let's go fuck, in my opinion, is the short version of it. Okay. And their thing is, how can we make it smoother? Because because it's as she said in the conversation it almost took some of the fun out because then it was just it started off awkward and it kind of just maintained that awkwardness all the way through the whole thing so it was good even the leaving was kind of awkward and so it makes them gun shy to try again because they don't want it to be awkward well i think it depends on their personalities really because you know that first the our very first oh lord you know go talk in the kitchen and see if it's something you want to do yeah that was fucking yeah we were in hell yeah and we'll go talk in the kitchen yeah that was a nightmare i it it was a nightmare but realistically for newbies they probably did it the right way they probably did and it wasn't it wasn't an event though i mean was this an event their thing has been an event and and the other thing they didn't say they had talked before so they were not sport fucking so it's it's not a sport fucking situation where you know you're just talking having a great time and then all of a sudden you know hey let's let's make the decision go fuck they had they had talked well before and almost to a degree it's almost like you're i feel like they're. I think a lot of people do. Well, Shelly has a good question. Did they reach out with newbies? Were the other couple newbies? They said they weren't as new as them. They didn't say how new, and I'll be honest with you, I forgot to ask them. But it's still awkward. I think, obviously, they were somewhat had to be new. I think it's like anything. I equate this to giving myself the shot, right? It's still like this fucking hyperventilate to do it. Eventually, I do this enough times, it's going to be no big deal. think that initially Saying the words We were different We started off sport fucking So sport fucking is a whole different ball game But then the way them crazy kids do it now To actually say the words Let's go play
Speaker2:
No I think there's been a couple times That we've had to come out right and ask So do you want to go back to the room Well once you say going back to the room That means let's go fuck
Speaker1:
What do you want to go back to the room well once you say going back to the room that means let's go fuck well it it it should i mean the the thing is is i guess if if if that's stressing you out why what part of it if you're comfortable with the couple you're both on the same page is it like is it the meddling up of oh my god we're doing this i mean it's hard because we never i don't think we ever had that i don't think we ever had that oh my god we're gonna go fuck this is dirty what are we doing then we might have after the fact we didn't have that but that first house party that we it wasn't really a house. It was everybody was at the bar and everybody went to this one house. Yeah. And we were so new, we didn't know if it was okay to fuck. Yeah, we just played parrot. We just, whatever other people were doing, we were really doing. We were kind of mimicking what everybody else was doing. And like one girl, you kept just finger banging her because you didn't know if you could fuck her. Well, yeah, and I didn't ask. I didn't know what to do. I was ask. I was just watching everybody else. I guess that's all we're doing here tonight. Hillary, been there, done that. I just am going downstairs and get naked. Come join if you want. Of course, Jim goes right. I think I've said that. Jim was like, I'm coming. Jim was like, okay, let's go. I get it i i know that a lot of people have it's hard at first especially if it's i don't know for for us it wasn't part of it is we start out started out as a one-night stand so when you start that way look i know within about 10 minutes whether or not i want to fuck you so either so then why do you piddle around for four hours talking about bullshit when you could have just gone right up and fucked? Because most other people aren't in that same, oh, shut up, bitch. And that was different back then. But I'm just saying, and I think some people, they overthink it. And it's like, let's go play. And it's okay. And my guess is that part of what makes it awkward for people is they're trying to do it too scripted this is this is joy or if it's not you don't know if everybody's on board there was an advantage when we were at the bonfire and he walked up to you and goes i want to eat your pussy it caught you caught you totally off guard. Like, uh, you're turning me off. Are you okay with it?
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
There wasn't, he was very experienced. So he, he, this is what he wanted to do. He just went up and asked. There wasn't a lot of, there was no pressure, but there wasn't a lot of time to sit here and overthink it in two days to whatever, how are we going to do this?
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker2:
I even said, are you sure you don't want to fuck? No, I just wanted to eat your pussy.
Speaker3:
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker1:
And, and the thing is, is I sometimes think that, that as you gear up to go do this, Thank you. i even said are you sure you don't want to fuck no i just want to eat your pussy okay yeah and and the thing is is i sometimes think that that as you gear up to go do this i think people overthink it too much and it's just like just just go do it just let it happen don't worry about scripting it don't worry about doing the proper you know we suck we make out then we strip then we take our prof then we can do this and then we do this just let it be how it's going to be just let it fucking flow if you don't think about it if you just allow yourself everybody's on board let's get past that there's no like no partner is iffy everybody's on board and you just let it run its course naturally you know what Everyone will end up naked if that was the plan to begin with everyone will fuck everyone will be relaxed and everybody will have fun it's when people are going oh wait wait we need to switch positions now oh wait wait you didn't suck my dick yet oh wait it doesn't work that way it it it we okay so we laughed we joked about it. We joked about it on the trip. Well, her and I did on our vacation. She didn't suck my dick. Right to fucking. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait. Wait. Abort. We totally went out of order. You didn't suck his either. There was no order. There doesn't. Did I? Not to start it off. The order of order there was no order there doesn't not not to start it off the order was there was no order and and i think that people that's why i think people are are having trouble transitioning from you know talking chatting to fucking just say it you want to go play let's go and then don't worry about it just let it naturally happen if you overthink that shit you're all gonna stand around and you're gonna have four people standing in a hotel room being like uh like a fucking eighth grade dance how's this go yeah i seriously and and the thing is is just get in the room and if if hopefully if you're now all this time you've been talking leading up to it and that's kind of where it's going and rules usually i remember how that was rules have usually already come up by then you know and if there's no rules against kissing just get in the room and fucking go and then just let it be let it let it naturally just happen yeah it what's too bad is this shit is not that hard it really isn't yeah but if you're shy enough if you're shy it well it and that's understandable and it's justifiable but if you overthink it if don't, if you just, it's like a fucking wedding. I officiate weddings, and you see this all the time. You'll have a bride that has everything planned out within, like, five-minute increments. And I say the same thing to every one of them. Honey, you better hold on to your ass, because this ain't going to work out like this. It never does. You can't script it like that. You can't. And actually, I can tell you the lifestyle, if it's that scripted, is boring as fuck. Your best nights are going to be when shit, just the natural flow of things happen. You know, when no one's worried about, did we do this? Did we do that? The natural flow of shit. That's when you're going to be laughing and having fun. And at the end of the when it's all said and done everybody goes wow that was incredible but if you overthink it you're you're going to be miserable you really are that's my thought has it been so long we don't even remember how anymore it hasn't been that long now no it Okay, so it's actually funny because we have the unique perspective of relearning how to play as a couple. Yeah. Because that's fucking, it was forever and a day. I have to ask you this because I didn't ask this before. Did you, other than the sticker on my leg, fucking bitch. I didn't point it out, he did. Okay, okay. Other than the sticker on my leg, did you pay any attention to what was going on with us? Just initial, was it for just because it's fun to watch people, to watch, because we both like that, or concerned because make sure shit was going smooth? Both. How quick did it switch to just because it was fun to watch? Once you made fun of the sticker on my leg. I had put on a new pair of jeans before we went out that day and apparently the sticker on those on the side of jeans was still on the bed and apparently that I somehow, in managing getting naked I managed to put the sticker on my legs or on her legs. So see this little sticker moving with you yeah so i didn't spot he did but initially i wasn't even paying attention but all of a sudden i look over i'm like oh he's fucking and then it's like okay two seconds and then i didn't watch you again yeah and that and and that's that well no i turn around one time and she's on top and that that's fun. I mean, that's getting to... So for us, it had been a long time because that was even by the... Towards the end of when we were playing together because we really don't play together that often anymore. It became... There was the constant watching in case shit wasn't working, which in turn, it's thinking about it. It's the same difference. It was different reasons why, but it had the same effect, which is part of why we started to play more and more alone, because you didn't have that. So if you think about that when you're doing this, if you if you try to think it through you're just be a teenager again well i mean seriously that's really the mindset you should have you you everybody's in agreeance that this is a go when you were in the backseat of a car or on the beach or your parents pool or wherever you're at were you thinking about it or was it just happening? Were you like, oh, now I need to do this. I need to move my hand. No, you weren't. You just did. And if you go back to that mindset, which is nothing wrong with that mindset, it will be hot and it will naturally flow, I believe. There you go. Look at you go. Look at me go. What do we got? Out of time. Oh, are we? Oh, damn it, we are. Okay, yep, all right. So, well, with that being said. Nope, I'm just making that up. Jesus fucking God. 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