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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, and the pretty, pretty hair, Miss Cole. I mean, with the lovely, lovely, and a year older, Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to fucking tantalate and titillate, talk about a vacation, all kinds of fun shit. Obviously, I'm still stoned immaculate galore. So, yeah, we're here. We're here. we're ready to go. Ooh. Are you? Speaker2: Shit's hot tonight, man. Mike's hot. I'm hot. Speaker3: You're hot. Speaker2: Pretty hot tits for a woman. Anyways, uh, so check it out. Speaker1: So for those of you who follow along at home, yep, I'm going there. For those of you who follow along at home, this is season five, five, which is the same age that how Miss Amanda starts with that number too, five, five, episode 213. One of those numbers is like Amanda's. I know it's the one. Speaker3: Thank you. Would you look younger than you. Speaker1: Would you like this? Yeah, well, so what? But you're not. So here's the deal. Let's count the rings on her vagina. She's still older than I am. Anyways, we do actually have sponsors. Speaker3: I have rings? Speaker2: Uh-huh. Speaker1: You got to dig in there. Oh, you're so funny. That's some quotes that we've got to throw out there. We had a great time. Anyways, real quick. Sponsors. Yep, we got them. swingers what do they do they read they fuck and they fuck and they know who to read or who to fuck by what they read no they know who to read so they read asnlifestylemagazine.com if you want to know everything that's going on in the adult world as well as the swimmer world check it out asnlifestylemagazine.com check it out today also do you uh like the fun of facebook but hate the rules smutify smutify.com check them out today when you get there find crazy casbah join our group and let the tits and twats and dicks fly on smutify and finally safety we are all about safety nightcaps.com truly the drink spiking prevention scrunchie check them out nightcaps.com don't forget to use your promo code nightcap10-casba inc to get your discount we are so proud to be associated and affiliated with nightcaps uh for keep everyone in your family friends and otherwise safe so there you go so well we uh yeah we just got back we actually we we took a vacation a mini vacation and which is for now well no you everybody everybody's right now well of course everybody does that no you don, I took my computer. He did, and he didn't open it once. I'm so proud of you. And I almost died. No, I had a great time. We had a fucking blast, which made it a lot easier to not open my computer.
Speaker3:
But you wanted to, and I know it was just killing you at some point.
Speaker1:
There were some times that it was challenging not to tear into the stuff, but I actually went, because we left here Wednesday night. We drove all night Wednesday night. I don't know. There were some times that it was challenging not to tear into the stuff. But I actually went, because we left here Wednesday night. We drove all night Wednesday night. Went to get to Colorado, where we went to, with Chrissy and Ricky, an awesome couple. And we had so much fun. Oh, my God. So we got out there in record time. And we actually traveled the speed of light. And so we got out there in record time and uh uh we actually traveled the speed of light and so we we got out there no but we had a blast and and literally we were on the go from the time we got there till we left and no when we got there we took a nap and then we were on the go well we took well we understand we had nothing pre pre-arranged pre-. Nothing. We just did, we did this like old school. And for the planners that drove them nuts. But Cole and I have done this before. Right. But Cole and I have done this before, many years ago. There's nothing like you're sitting in a shady, in a shady fucking gas station parking lot trying to figure out which, you're all on your phones trying to look at different hotels to find which, to find a hotel that're going to be at so and uh but we did we found we found a great motel six and and uh and it was awesome it was shady as fuck it was fucking funny it was but everything was just like okay what are we gonna do it's like we didn't know everything was we decided like 20 minutes before it's like okay we're gonna go do this and we just went and did it and it was so much fun oh my god so uh kudos kudos though ricky ricky and chrissy earned points because they kept hounding all the way out there what you wanted to see and you said i want to see waterfalls and i said i want to at least see a waterfall and so ricky did research on the sly he did to find a waterfall so that was friday we did the friday was your day right and that's the day that was your day that you almost died hiking all over the fucking place you almost died anyways uh 10 000 steps but he had done the research and found and it'll take us right to waterfalls and we saw the garden of the gods and we got some great fucking pictures and we hiked 27 000 fucking steps and we did not it was a third of a mile uphill it was 10 000 steps for the day i don't care and you know what i thought not smoking for two and a half years i'd be like wow this was easy it's the altitude yeah yep and being fat and i was puffing it but by god we made it well it wasn't the jeffersons i made it up the hill okay i got there let's not act like it was that bad but yeah so uh yeah so we we did we just we shopped we wandered around small towns. We ate all over. We ate like Mediterranean. We ate seafood. We ate seafood, Cajun. We had the Hard Rock Cafe. Denny's. We had a sketchy Denny's breakfast. That was good. We never got to the IHOP. Did we want to go to the IHOP? Chris, you wanted to go to the IHOP We never made it to the IHOP Oh, well, hell But we ate pizza Really good pizza at midnight one night It was It was really good pizza It was fucking awesome pizza And then we're debating Was it really that good Or was it because we had it at midnight And we're all just fucking But I think it was really good it was good we we went to a couple of different bars we found one bar that gave us free drinks and said you know connection every time come back so the next night we came back that was the dirty duck yeah we went to the not pissed off poodle what was it the um the the uh oh fuck it was an angry dog it was uh start with a b yeah I love you.
Speaker3:
I love you.
Speaker1:
I love you.
Speaker3:
I love you. I love you.
Speaker1:
I love you.
Speaker3:
I love you.
Speaker2:
I love you. Um, the, the, uh, oh, fuck. It was an angry dog.
Speaker1:
It was, uh.
Speaker3:
Start with a B.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I'll have to figure it out.
Speaker3:
Of course the dog wants to bark.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I'll have to figure it out.
Speaker2:
Hold on. Um.
Speaker1:
Keep the show going for just a second.
Speaker3:
Uh, poodle. It is something poodle. We were looking up ones. Um, you say poodle, but what was it poodle? Something poodle we were looking up ones you say poodle but what was it poodle something poodle I don't know why am I put to remember this shit I can't remember it anywho we tried to look up bars with animal names and then created our own it wasn't the angry poodle
Speaker1:
it was close to an angry poodle. I don't know what's funny. It was funny that the thing's on. Because it wasn't something with a poodle. So we went there and then we went to a bar that was supposed to have hookers. The pizza place was like Big Daddy's. Big Daddy's Pizza, yeah. And we drove down to get it. And it was shady. I mean, it was shady, but it was fucking... That pizza was the bomb. Oh, my God. Yeah. So, did we officially join the Mile High Club? Officially? Unofficially? Well, I don't know. If Denver's a Milehigh city. Well, I don't know if that's... We're going to say we did the ground version of the mile... I hate for a fever. We're going to say that we did the ground version of the mile-high club. That was fun, too. That next day, we came home and took a nap, too.
Speaker3:
After what?
Speaker2:
After what? No, I didn't hear what you said.
Speaker1:
I don't know where we went the morning after. We had pizza one night, and we fucked one night, and then we went half a day, and then came home and crashed. We were all fucking exhausted. We slept for like five hours. It was hotter than fuck. And then went back out for the round, too. It was fucking insane. It fun just say now we're trying to like we do like our itinerary we have to go through all of our pictures big daddy's is very good it was fucking awesome the car smelled like fucking just oh my god but it was it was literally midnight by the time we got back with the pizza yes it was and i ate the leftovers don't even feel bad don't care just saying i feel bad that i ate that late but oh my god life goes on yeah diets like yeah what but what diet we went to ugly coyotes had a drink shot whatever coyote ugly okay what did i say yeah whatever i don't know we to it was coyote ugly sorry because there was there was nobody dancing there was like there was a couple people got up in the bar that were just like other patrons and left the bartender was hot hot in denver is a wonderful thing 95 degrees in denver sucks for temperature but it's fucking awesome for for just viewing just fucking saying brutal poodle there was thank you chrissy the brutal poodle the brutal poodle i guarantee she was looking through our pictures because we made sure to take a picture of the brutal poodle sign and mural and then we made sure to take where they had the world's worst um bloody mary yeah we got a blood chrissy got a bloody mary and she had me take a drink of it and you when you suck through the straw my tongue was coated in pepper it was like it was it was like a slushy my god it was horrible but we had a lot of fun so anyway so a great time was had but we took a picture when we left, when we all piled in the car to leave. We took a group picture. In the driveway. In the driveway. The whole plan was to take a picture on when we got back in the driveway again to see, to compare pictures. And here's how much fun we had. We were still all laughing and smiling. Well, we got out of the car and we're like, shit, we need to take a picture. So, we're all like halfway in the car're all like jumping jumping back in the car that tells you you had a good time and we had a blast so and then we did we went to a dispensary because it because it was your birthday they got you got a a joint for a penny there you go you can get a joint for a penny and it's like a grandma it's a big fatty and so we walked back there i opened it at home and i was like here's it we know nothing we're like fucking just i i know nothing about any of that here's what we got i got like a cream of a jar of like rubbing cream to like help my old help the old people were like what'll help our joints not hurt man and and then they gave us a joint and uh uh yeah so that was funny when we're like she's we're like she's like well you can choose from these two and we're like i looked at it and went i don't know anything she's like and she's like well this is this and this one do you want head high or a body high and i'm like uh i don't know we could this one will give you energy and this one mellows you out let's go with the energy you you can find out from a co-worker today who has friends that own dispensaries she goes oh that's the one that people like uh have uh hallucinogens about and well we may panic attacks we may have to share that one uh so the thing is, we couldn't have looked any more touristy than being able to be possible. Because one, I don't ever wear shorts. So I'm working in there with shorts and like Walmart tennis shoes and my pasty ass legs. I mean, I just fucking, I'm like, I'm glowing. I'm like, this man rocks. David Lee Roth would have said this man rocks. And, you know, you we you were in traveling clothes i mean we were like comfy and like hi we're stupid so you know i'm sure they had a great laugh but anyways what a fucking oh my god we're a blast so we're ready to do it again it was fun i had a hard time staying awake today and i feel bad not really because i was nice because i slept because then on top of it so then monday where this is tuesday this show's gonna come out on thursday here is on the 13th miss amanda turned 51 and so so to be nice at sunday because i snore i got to listen to it all the whole time about how i thought i was gonna die while i was sleeping i slept on the couch so that you could that i you came in and found me Thank you. day because i snore i got to listen to all the whole time about how i thought i was gonna die while i was sleeping i slept on the couch so that you could and i i you came in and found me passed out sitting up on the couch passed out that's how tired i was and uh so but then you so then you celebrated your birthday yesterday but they give you some treats at work and whatever not not weed based treats cheap asses anyways and so then uh so and then you went to bed early because that's what old people do so i get up at four o'clock in the morning like i said that's what old people do okay well think when you were when you turned 21 if you can think back that far we went to dinner shut the fuck up we went to dinner i came home i took a nap i got up i worked out for an hour and a half, and then I went to dinner. I came home. I took a nap. I got up.
Speaker3:
I worked out for an hour and a half, and then I went to bed.
Speaker1:
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker2:
Yep.
Speaker1:
So, which is similar to what she would have done back when we were 20, 21, 22. We didn't have sex.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
We were too sore and tired. Hi, welcome to being old. But let me tell you, you could smell where the dispensaries were. Oh, my God. You walk around downtown Denver, you're just like, there's one. Oh, and I did see and did not feed my fetish. I love turquoise. I love turquoise. Not a little bit. Not kind of. Not sort of. I love big and gaudy and Elvis-y and fucking, I mean, I had all these badass big fucking bracelets. They had it all over the place. Big silver bracelets with huge chunks of fucking turquoise. He likes it gaudy. And I'm telling you what, between not opening my fucking computer and working for fucking four straight days, and then to see shops upon rows of big gaudy fucking elvisy jewelry and not to leave with any of it was almost um that was almost mine i mean really don't know how i feel about that that's that's the only i'm because i'm telling you what i could have walked out of there with fucking 50 bracelets but i do have a new scarf and going to say. Thank you, Chrissy, for giving me a badass fucking scarf. I couldn't get him to do the incline at Manitou Springs. Fuck no! The one incline, I fucking was like, oh my god. And the only part of me that hurt was I couldn't get air. I'm like, when I smoked, the last time we were out there and I smoked, I had no problem doing height shit. No problem. This time I'm wearing my... Because it opens your airway. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. That was awesome.
Speaker3:
You took a picture of me with my shirt up.
Speaker1:
I did, yeah.
Speaker3:
I haven't seen it.
Speaker1:
I could breathe when I needed to breathe later on the trip, and that's all it matters. So, here we go.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker1:
Finding silver lining. It's what I do.
Speaker2:
We went to the Garden of the Gods. Yeah, so needless to say, yeah, we got some great pictures there. I do think that the vote was, we did a vote at the end of the trip, and we all voted that this would be a trip. We would do another trip with the Forbes. So that's pretty good. That's saying something. So see, we didn't scare them away at all. We didn't scare them away. Four whole days of holding in our farge. We didn't scare them. No, we didn't.
Speaker3:
Wait, they got... I'm not saying anything.
Speaker1:
They got... Oh, I forgot about that, actually. Okay, never mind. All right, so, wow. We'll just skip right over that. Beep. Okay, anywho.
Speaker3:
So, that was about our week. Oh, and we ate it in Manitou Springs at a bar. The guy that got mad at me. Oh, because you didn't tip? Because he fucking told you. I tipped him very little because I asked for a cheeseburger and he brought me a grilled cheese sandwich. But it was still the kid's meal and that's kind of what you wanted so it worked out i guess yeah fucking right
Speaker1:
yep and i was sunburned apparently people have never seen seen that someone can sleep a lot in a car because you sleep a lot well i was constantly getting made fun of about i was apparently snoring a lot in the car we were traveling a lot of places and i like if the windows down nodded off but you snorted yourself awake and the windows are down i'm like a dog i places, and I like if the window's down. You nodded off, but you snorted yourself awake. If the windows are down, I'm like a dog. I fall asleep, and so we were driving with the windows down, and I had my head on.
Speaker2:
I kept falling asleep.
Speaker3:
Until the tire blew, and then that just.
Speaker1:
That woke me up. How it ended up getting that.
Speaker3:
That made a loud-ass noise. We all jumped.
Speaker1:
Yeah, no shit. But other than that, so for the most time, yeah, I got told I sleep. I snore a lot. Anyways, all right. So now we have to do stuff to help people. Really? Being a smartass. Okay, so the theme, you know, here's what's really cool. So we started, while we were there, we unleashed, we unleashed the beast. We unleashed a new Facebook page. Yay. No, it's a, no, shut up. It's a good thing. We unleashed Full Swab 101 page yay no it's a no shut up it's a good thing we unleashed full swab 101 and this page is strictly a educational resource page for the lifestyle because here's the deal so the reason why i was like we need to do this is because people have questions and like on our regular pages which those of you don't know we're recording this in front of our live facebook group it's our secret facebook group casting shh don't tell the others anyways when you when you put something on there obviously you've got over 2 000 people commenting and whatever so shit gets shuffled down pretty quick and with all the memes and whatever the theme for the day is if people have questions it's hard to go back and find topics of discussion and i think a lot of times people don't put something on there because it's like you know maybe it'll get taken seriously maybe it won't whatever so we all understand that knowledge is power right so how do you become better in the lifestyle is you have a place you can ask questions one of the coolest things that facebook has actually done is where you have the ability to ask questions anonymously which we're already seeing that on this new page so this page is set up again and you can search it it's a it's a secret group so you can't see who's in the group right you can't see any of the topics or any of the conversation in the group unless you're in it but you can search it on facebook and it's full swap 101 what is so cool about this so it's giving people an opportunity to here's a place you can ask whatever that question might be i know we had one question already a gal was looking for a new gynecologist in her town uh was asking or we had we've had some people asking about things like you know how do you turn somebody town how do you i mean just the questions that people have now the cool thing with full swap is we have a lot of the podcasters from full swap radio are also a part of that page and are going to be coming on so these are some of these are top educators and influencers in the lifestyle that are going to be on there to actually take answer questions give their opinions we're going to try to have some things set up where you can go and like'll be certain ones going, hey, we're going to be on here between this time and this time so they can interact with the fans and with people. The other thing that we're doing different on this page is a lot of these, this isn't a brand-new concept. There's other fucking learning-only pages out there. The difference is they don't let you put anything out there. You can't put stuff about podcasts out there you can't put anything because oh no then it's advertising no it's not fucking advertising it's a resource when people are doing shows and doing the shit we do we may not have all the answers but we're a source of information so that's what this is all about so we want people to join this we want people to to get on here we want people to ask questions so that other you know look if we have 50 000 people on here at some point in time that's a lot of different opinions experiences whatever to be able to contribute then someone else's experience whatever you've experienced or experiencing i guarantee someone else has went through it you're going to be able to gain some some insight or some help or some opinions or some ideas off of it. So we're super jazzed about that because that's what this whole show is about. That's why we do this show. So it launched on Friday, pretty much, because that's when I went private. I went private on Friday, and we're creeping up towards 700 people in there already today so and that's awesome so hopefully when you're listening to this if you're on facebook get on there check it out you know whatever if you have a question there's no such thing as bad questions you have a question put it on put it on anonymously if you don't want somebody if you're concerned about that whatever so uh and we're really excited about that i think that there's so much misinformation out there about the lifestyle that's why there's so many shows there's so much misinformation it's like it's time that that people have a place to go or a couple of places to go to find some information that that's like makes sense well and everybody A lot of different people have different definitions for everything oh hell yes so at least gives you insight as to what other people are thinking well and and different experiences at different similar but different i think the biggest thing is is we get this with the questions we get hola amy we get this from the questions we get all the time there's only slight there's a slight variation of the theme with most of the questions there's really it's not that it's huge different it can seem really different it can seem like you're really alone you're not and i think when when you when you have a place to go where you find out you're not alone,
Speaker2:
then you find out, okay, you're not all fucked in the head. It's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong, or you're not stupid, or you're not whatever. Because I think we lose people in the lifestyle because they think, oh, shit, they don't know where to ask.
Speaker1:
Or if you ask somebody at an event or somebody fucking starts hassling you,
Speaker2:
then you're like, well, never mind. You just fucking see what she's quitting going. You just don't do it.
Speaker1:
So there you go. Been there, done that. Yeah yeah absolutely we have so which just sucks enough so okay so the first question that i got and this was really fucking funny that i got this question because uh i actually there was some events around here that we obviously weren't at because we were in colorado having a fun uh and some i heard about some things that kind of came up that tie right in with this kind of shit which is kind of ironic so okay this question this question comes from eminem eminem uh and what was one she said what they put on there uh one peanut and plane so him and her like okay i thought that was funny anyways i thought it was hilarious i'm easily entertained so the the uh the uh their their question was this is that how much is too much foreplay and this this threw me off when they first i first read the question how much is too much foreplay before actual sex at an event? And honestly, at first I was like, is there a such thing? Well, so I reached out to them. Reached out to them yesterday and they didn't mean, it's not foreplay like, like, you know, no. They're talking like, making up, groping on all of each other. You know like I do when I get really drunk before i'm gonna go fuck somebody at a party how much how much of them because i'm listening to them describe this i'm like all i'm thinking is oh my god do i know these people is this something cool's done so the scenario is this they're relatively new they've been in about a year and a half in the lifestyle, okay? They've been to smaller events or just started to go to a couple of their bigger events. The husband, that would be the nut M, has gotten drunk. And we're going to play with a couple, but he's like all over the chick they're like hugging and making out i mean it's like it's it's alluding to it's gonna go to go fuck but they're not leaving to go fuck and he is just she goes he is like a curtain all over just strung all over and just macking on her and they're just groping and like ignoring everybody else and it's almost embarrassing it almost her quote it almost made me feel like it almost made me and the husband feel like we had to go fuck because they were so all over each other and i thought that was fucking interesting because i'm like we're gonna do this because i want to hear miss amanda's opinion of of this because she has lived this before. And so her question is, how much is too much? He didn't realize he thought everybody was just having fun. So he didn't feel like he had went over any boundaries or lines. If you're just listening to this and you don't watch it on YouTube, Amanda's got the biggest shit-eating smirk on her face right now. So they want to know much is too much i'll go ahead and turn the show over to you now miss amanda and away we go this is going to be painful for cola to listen to if they're so drunk that they're oblivious to anything going on around them that they're all over each other and pretty much damn near fucking right then and there it's probably time to just go home have we not walked out of the bar because you were doing such a thing why yes yes we have you know is there is there an okay flirting and are are we talking public or are we talking at a like a swinger event you just have to move she was she the way they described they were at an event okay okay now didn't say if it was vanilla bar but it's not a play on premise that's what i'm getting no there was they were gonna have to go to rooms and they were gonna go to a room but and they said he got drunk but didn't say how drunk like because honestly as she's describing this i quit asking questions i was just like oh fuck my life so yes you okay the reality of it is yes we have you have drug my drunk ass said because if you don't notice what's going on and you haven't at least talked to me a little bit to say are you okay with this then you're too drunk to fuck yes yes yeah that's very true but there's a song about that yeah but there yes and you're too drunk to be in in a form of consent Either one of you are at that point. Right. Now, can you, now, does it set it up for next time? Yes, when you can go home and you can talk about it to make sure everybody's on board. Okay, so, but now let's change up the scenario slightly. Let's not put it as Cole's like 15 rum and cokes deep drunk. We can put like Cole's head like eight. So he's not, you you know let's put it with times where i'm not like stupid well i'm not too drunk feeling good right i'm not too drunk to fuck but i because i get very focused on a girl this is again i'm owning up to the fact that this has been me i get very focused so how do you deal with that way it we've talked everybody's pretty much in but well but then if she wouldn't have said she wouldn't have said that they felt obligated to fuck if they were both in she said they were not opposed it just felt like it just felt like it was having to happen if she hadn't been all in she would have felt pressured to her and the husband laughed about the fact that if they hadn't been okay with it they would have felt pressured and i think that's as much as her concern for going forward because i've been that way i've been that way where i've been drinking but i'm not drunk but i'm very much yeah but you at least will turn around look at me to make sure i'm okay with it that's because i feel the ice okay right so but what my thing is is they're trying to get to get past that you're okay with it all right how much is too much public display that that i think is really what because i i'm gonna guess i may be wrong i'm gonna guess there's been times that even though we're all okay with it, you still are like, you're doing too much public display.
Speaker3:
I'm like, you can put a time frame on it. But I don't think you need to, like... Well, I would say you don't need to have tongue down your throat for an hour.
Speaker1:
Because you're still in a group setting how many people are we talking about then i've been there too but okay but okay so i'm gonna play devil's advocate here though just just for a quick second because you're the more rational one of the two of us every couple we hook up with it's just personal opinion because everybody's different on how much they're willing to do in public. Right, but I'm going to play devil's advocate here with this. Okay. Okay, because it always works out this way. The girl and I are both like the same personality type, and you and the spouse are like the same personality type. You guys are the adult supervision. I mean, there's a gal that her and I are going to go fuck in a zoo on bubble wrap at some point in time. You know, and you guys are like going to have bail money accordingly. But by the same token, sometimes being around the nut jobs, I can think back to there was an event that was at a vanilla bar. It was a meet and greet because me and the scout were just talking about this the other day. Meet and greet and everybody's kind of tipsy, but her and I were going at it we were don't you remember laying on the pool table we were laying on the pool table making out but what it ended up doing was and this is the fun part of being around people like this sometimes is that before it was all said and done in the vanilla bar in that whole setting it setting, it erupted into, there was a couple over in the corner. One girl was getting finger banged off in the corner. You were making out with somebody. Yes, you were. Yes, you were. I kissed somebody. That wasn't making out. No one was making out as much as we were making out. But everybody was doing, everybody was, there was some displays accordingly uh yeah as as my class of us pick up track on camera in the parking lot yep so i was innocent sorry the camera didn't stretch on the corner where she's sucking dick but sometimes it can kind of keep it gets everybody a little when you get a couple risk takers and then it kind of gets everybody a little frisky. Not to be mean, but y'all were way over the top on that. If, if it hadn't started to rain, literally. If there wasn't a storm coming, it would have erupted further. We were going to go out in the closed sand volleyball pit and fuck. If it hadn't started to rain, we were going to go fuck in the closed sand volleyball pit and fuck if it hadn't started to rain we were gonna go fuck in the sand volleyball pit so yes it was about to go to a whole new level of fucking stupid but much like fucking on the back of the pickup but the other bar but so there's times it can be i mean that was like a year ago yes it was on our birthdays It. Because she has the same birthday. Yeah, it does, yep. Happy birthday. So, I mean, I guess. It's hard because, see, for me, I go, well, there's never too much. Because you're going to go fuck anyways, but I get it. There is. Probably. If you know you're going to go fuck, you can control yourself a little bit and save some of it but you don't want it's not like when we go fuck then that's like well now i'm just it's not like walking the dogs where because he's jumping around waiting to get his leash on then when we go for the walk he's tired two steps in i mean it's you know i've been all in and go go go and then still had plenty of energy to go buck when we get up to the room see this is what's hard I can't even like help in this conversation because I know that sometimes I think people assume I'm drunk or you have assumed I'm drunk or the girl and I are drunk or whatever and really we're just I'm a passionate person I'm a passionate person and I'm in the moment
Speaker2:
I don't know. We're just, I'm a passionate person. I'm a passionate person.
Speaker1:
And I'm in the moment. Jesus, I just love you. You're just like, yeah. It's all about how the difference in how we fuck.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
So, okay. So, with that being said, this is where this gets hard You fuck neat and tidy It's good You get off, you have fun But it's neat and tidy I fucked Like The Samsonite commercial with shit flying around the room And shit flying all over the place And it's still fun and we get off and it's awesome but we just the difference so it would make sense that how we're going to make out and shit leading up to it you're not going to be the type the the guy is not going to be the type if they're like you which most time they are or you to fucking when you get to the elevator fucking shove your ass in the elevator and fucking start going to time before the doors close. That just isn't, that's not me and most of the girls, we are, that is our type, and that's exactly how we're going to do it, because the beds are going to look at things. I'm telling you, it's the fucking three bears. I'm not going to argue. So is there too much? The correct answer is is no What we're getting to Eminem It's still a yes and no thing Until you have to look At your other half If they're looking at you staring at you Going oh my god you need to settle down That a little bit. Maybe it's time for them to fucking step up their game. Could that be? I'm just playing devil's advocate. I'm obviously incorrect, but I'm playing devil's advocate. Why don't you, here would be my question. Here's what we should do some point in time. You should try it.
Speaker3:
Well, seriously. I should try what? Making out with somebody?
Speaker1:
No, doing it like Thank you very much. You should try it. Well, seriously. I should try what? Making out with somebody? No, doing it like... Role reversal. You may get hooked on that if all of a sudden that's... Get really drunk and slobber all over me? No, I don't necessarily always get really drunk. I'm not a fucking St. Bernard. I'm not very just... It's not like that. This is a great topic. It was funnier when I was reading the question. Anyways. Okay. Well, it's funny because, wow, can you relate? Well, I can. I don't mean to. Sometimes you just get focused. It has nothing to do with booze. This has always been like a vanilla bar. Because if we were at an actual party i'd be like go fuck them well no at the time you know no you wouldn't know you wouldn't have always been like you guys just go fuck no you wouldn't have not in the you'd be like let's all go if we're gonna go let's go you'd push for all you never that's a newer thing where you'd say go well we'll meet you out there just go get out of here before you start fucking out here you wouldn't have said that 10 years ago you wouldn't have sent me on my merry little
Speaker2:
And we're going to get started. That's a newer thing where you'd say, go. We'll meet you out there. Just go. Get out of here before you start fucking out here.
Speaker1:
You wouldn't have said that 10 years ago. You wouldn't have sent me on my merry little way. Dick in hand. Go get him, tiger. You wouldn't have done that.
Speaker3:
No, 10 years ago, no.
Speaker1:
Now you're just like, so you don't get arrested. Keep your penis in your pants so you get all the way to the room. Now it's a little bit different story. Don't fuck on the sleeping bed. I hear that then that's the truth who wants the wet spot well is that from that could just be from sweating not it just sweating still don't want to sleep in sweat that's gross my god really okay hey real quick we're at the midway point of the show hard to believe i I know. You know what? Smart swingers. That's a totally different ad, but you know what they do? Fuck my life. Actually, don't forget to check out fullswapradio.com, or there's apps for that, both Apple and Android, FS Radio. Check it out today. You can catch our show every Monday at 5 and again at 11 p.m. Central Standard Time. And Kazma's Rants at 145 on Tuesdays and again at 930 on Tuesdays. And 60 of the other top shows in the industry dealing with all different types of parts of the lifestyle. Every branch is covered, man. One tree, different branches. Check it out today. Full Sw full swap radio changing the way you listen to the lifestyle and don't forget also you've listened to the show you've read the mags come on fuckers go buy some swag full swap shop check it out today there's new shows new products new exciting things going on there all the time calendars books cups mugs shirts and so so very much more, fullswapshop.com. That's pretty good.
Speaker3:
Do you ever get tired of talking?
Speaker2:
Nope.
Speaker1:
I love to hear my voice. Yammer.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker1:
We're going to get off of Eminem because, well, at this point in time, wow.
Speaker2:
You know. Okay.
Speaker1:
So the next question, the other question I got, and I thought this was awesome. I love this question because we talked about this on vacation a little bit.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So this comes from tony and marissa and they are actually out of uh san jose california so they actually gave us some information which is pretty neat anyways so they've been in the lifestyle about three years they were not super active in the beginning so i started to get more active a little bit uh they actually listened to my last rant which is about dating is not required so it's kind of funny but one of the things that they are dealing with and a challenge that they've had as they started to hit some sex clubs some swinger clubs and so they've actually had some hookups now that have been a sport fucking okay whatever uh but then that the the end result the sex uh the experience wasn't that great okay as they specified not like bad like someone was beat or something you know but like they've had somewhere people too drunk shit didn't work they've had some that just didn't end real pleasant some just were not very good sex just some of the things that happen type thing and the challenge that they're dealing with is how to deal with the next time you see them because obviously going to some of the clubs they're running in you know as we all know you go to an event you're gonna you start seeing the same people and how do you deal with the awkward next time when you run into these people? And so my thing was, I said, what do you mean awkward next time? A couple of different things. I've had the things that people want to fucking re-hook up again, and they're just not interested. Or some just like everybody involved knows that it kind of sucked, and nobody really knows what do. And just like they feel like they feel like they have to hide and they've been concerned about going to a couple events or clubs they really enjoy. Because they know a couple people are going to be there that was really not a pleasant experience and they don't want to repeat it. And they want to know how would we deal with that? I don't know what you do with this. We've all had those those experiences you start one with a rum and coke we've all had those experiences it doesn't mean that you have to avoid them a when if i hook up with somebody and it wasn't that great i'll do it at least twice because they might not have been on their game right first time around it absolutely fucking happens absolutely or maybe your body was acting different you weren't getting off but the next time you hook up with them they could well no are there exceptions to that though i mean i i'm just gonna this is not this is this is just a made-up example like they stunk know, or they fucking, you know, nod your arm off or I don't know, some shit like that. Something. You go with your gut. If you didn't like something specifically, then no, I'd probably avoid it. But even, even some of that I still didn't. Because it could be a different situation, different setting. Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to put this. If you're at a camp out all day and you go to eat somebody out, and you're like, oh, okay, well, it's a little sweaty. Well, no shit. So catch them on a clean day. And then see if it still has, you know, an odd taste. Then, you know, don't even have them. Bring salsa. Gum. It works every time. You can't put gum in somebody's cooter. You can't chew gum. You don't know this as much. Put Vicks on your nose. No. Anyway. So different circumstances. Now, okay, I'm going to put a caveat with this question because even after talking to them, I kind of get a feel, I get a feel, my gut tells me that we're not being totally forthcoming and explaining what they're running into i i here here's what i think part of it is because this would be for us i think also i think it's like sometimes the bad experience is not the other person's fault okay and so i i'm wondering i don't know i'm i'm just gonna you know i'm just putting that out there my gut says is this some of it is some of the issue actually are they is there a situation because they might have been the issue or they feel like they might have been the issue uh because uh mike says be polite and honest we enjoy meeting you but not really interested in playing again absolutely again honesty is polite honesty is always the answer there's nothing wrong with you can still talk to somebody don't just imply that because they talk to you that they want to have sex again right and i think you have to be mature enough to be able to still talk to we have a lot of people that we have hooked up with wasn't necessarily good bad or endeavor there's just nothing what there's not an interest to hook up again that we still talk to we still can say hi to every time and no no issue i think there was some that were bad sex but i'll still talk to them right i i think if if you if you just totally try to avoid people that shit looks that you don't create way more that creates way more issues here's the thing if it's something that you did or if you think there's something that you did um you know i guess there's if you feel like that you create an issue at at with in a in a hookup and this is way easier to say now so let me let me put this out there this is this is 11 years into it being able to admit this. It's way easier now to say, to walk up to that couple and say, hey, you know, the other night or the other day or whatever, I really feel like I did X, Y, Z, and I apologize. It's not fun to apologize, whatever if if it truly if you feel like that it's you avoiding them is not the answer right you know going up and own up too because most of them unless it was something very regis most of them people are going to be like hey it's okay no, whatever. But if you really think you did something, then apologize. That will go a long ways in not having whatever happened become general public knowledge, I think. I mean, that's just me. Becky says, I agree. Just tell me you don't want to play again. Don't lead me on thinking there's another chance.
Speaker2:
Absolutely. Brian, we're not in high school anymore. We're all adults. Being honest is huge. And it is. But I think that that's... But a lot of people have problems with honesty because they also don't want to hurt feelings. Well, it's a twofold thing. They don't want to hurt feelings. But I think people have a real problem admitting when you fuck up. and and look look anytime you're dealing with booze and sex and emotions and people that you don't know super well the potential for there to be a line crossed somewhere you know something said a line crossed something whatever it's pretty fucking strong that it can happen but if you're if you'll be willing to fucking say hey look you know whatever and and then you know make sure you don't repeat it again if it's them i don't think that you can walk up and go you know i i think you have to kind of let something consider the source there's booze involved you don't know people real well sex somebody made a mistake and like like don't hold a grudge i mean if it's something major serious that's one thing um mike i'm a little new in it but me and my lady was with a guy and she told him I am straight, but he grabbed my junk, which made me upset, obviously. Then again, he grabbed my dick, upset me and her, but we laughed about it now, but it made me uncomfortable. Have you had things happen, Mike, that you don't want done? I've never heard something like that happen But Okay When it comes to something like that Hey look there's nothing wrong with saying Fucking stop it Stand up and go it's not funny Don't do it And there's nothing wrong with one guy or another going hey Knock it off Look are swords going to get crushed Or the potential of that happening the course of of a group setting sex yes you know you can't be like fucking accidental is one thing if you're if you're that paranoid about like accidental contact then you might want to rethink this but something like that that's actually grabbing no here's the other thing with this we just had somebody else come up to us about an issue that happened three years ago while we were in Colorado this came up if it's something really bad if something really bad happened like you know basically rape or sexual assault or something like that you need to do something about it right then avoiding the club or avoiding those people is not the answer getting the proper authorities involved is right because we hear about that all the time too but that's an extreme that's extreme circumstance but this for mike though if if someone did something like that now he now saying that he's straight doesn't necessarily, some people don't get the hint or think that they can cross that line. You tell them no. The thing is that if they want to hook up again, you can blatantly go no because you crossed boundaries when we said that I'm straight, and you grabbed me and I didn and i didn't like it and it's not happening yeah and it doesn't matter that doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl do not make them do not know we always hear about it every example talks about well this guy went over this girl's lines it happens the other way too it happens with We hear about girls going over over the line with other girls girls going along with other guys guys going look it's not exclusive to like one sex or the other no so the thing is is what you have to determine yeah you do have to look at every situation go how big of a violation was how big of a deal was it look if? Look, if somebody's a little too drunk and gets a little lippy or just gets a little stupid because they're a little too drunk and it just kind of killed the moment, let bygones be bygones. I mean, seriously. If it becomes a trend or you see it the next time, maybe that's something to consider. But, you know, that shit happens. We've all, we've all been there where we thought we were fine and, and Mr.
Speaker1:
Fucking. see it the next time maybe that's something to consider but you know that shit happens we've all we've all been there where we thought we were fine and and mr fucking bacardi was like nope you're a dick and i'm gonna fuck you up and then then you're sitting there going slobber look i've had to get up we were with a couple and things were about to start and i said excuse myself so i could go throw up that's a mood killer there you go why are you ill sort of i was like 10 rum and coke's in okay luckily the couple overlooked my little fucking stupid stupidity and gave us another chance down the road when i wasn't being an idiot but shit like that happens so if it's something minor let it go if it's something major, like, you know, if you fuck up major, own up to it, apologize to it. If they fuck up major, decide what it's going to be worth. Look, if it's going to turn into a he said, she said sort of thing, you know what? Just be socially polite. Even if you don't like, like, we have haters that we can be in the same room with we can be social we've been there with them we have been socially polite with people that are haters and sit there and had a conversation with them like normal adults being adults would so do that running and hiding from people it's just such a bad fucking idea because here's eventually you're going to run out of places to hide and then all you're going to do is have to sit at home all the time and that's no fun i mean just you know figure out how big of a deal it really is you know one of the things is really funny when we were on our vacation and and we got a lot of you know we're a lot of time in the car you know because we were driving you know two places or two and from whatever a lot of time in the car and just getting to uh talk and you want to know what that was so cool about this four days there were of those four days of time talk time between the car hotel room, or whatever, was probably 85% of our time. Do you know, they have been in lifestyle a long time. She's been in longer than we have. Combined, you're talking like 40 years of lifestyle experience. not one bit of drama was discussed or came up in four days we talked about the lifestyle but it was all about the positive fun cool parts of the lifestyle it's possible it really is possible and you know what even some things that were were things that involve people that are maybe not our biggest fans whatever the conversation still was always positive and the reason i bring that up is if if four people can can spend four days together which what we have in common where we've met, how that vacation is all 100% from the lifestyle, can have four days of conversation and it's all positive all the way through. Explain to me why in the flying fuck can't four people have that same experience for four hours in a club or an event or a party? It just really shows that, like, we make our own drama in life. We don't make it, but how we react to it, what we do with it, is all 100% on us. Right? I mean, that's really where it comes down to. What are you going to talk about talk about how are you gonna deal with these situations are you going to take and let something minor turn into a huge fucking mountain and something that everybody has opinions everybody knows about and ruin shit and hide and run after duck and not go to events are you really is it really worth it or is it easier to just go yeah well that sucked and away you move on i mean seriously so that's something that that was that was really cool because we'd never done a vacation with somebody else in the lifestyle and so we've done a lot of vacations but when you think about it that could easily we know people that would that love to talk about drama and and that would have been that could have been the most miserable thing in the world if you had people that just want to talk about drama that would have been miserable it just something one to grow on kids just saying it is actually humanly possible to just like you, you know, have fun and just talk about normal shit and touch each
Speaker2:
other.
Speaker1:
I poked you a lot.
Speaker2:
You did.
Speaker3:
You wrestled me.
Speaker1:
I did wrestle you.
Speaker3:
I don't think it's that much of a
Speaker1:
struggle for you. It is on the
Speaker2:
small bets.
Speaker1:
Small bets. Small, small bets. You miss king-size bets just saying small no it no okay now here's the thing that was cute the difference in couples they talked about how they touch they like they touch at night they have touch when they sleep we're like Yeah, we're like, we don't. So, like, you go from a king-size bed to, like. A full-size bed. A full-size bed. It was like, wow, you sure are close to me. That's when we sleep on the opposite sides that we usually sleep on. Because I fucked everything up. Because I couldn't sleep on the one side because it was up against the wall. I felt claustrophobic. I felt trapped. I was like, fuck, yeah. But we sat and listened to the birds chirp and the crickets chirp and the crackheads outside the window have a party in the parking lot. Just saying. And this stripper with her bodyguard going to meet other people. Oh, God. If I'd been drunk when we'd seen that, I was so close. And I just want it duly noted. I had a plan. I plan i had a plan to have the vacation would have been totally fucking funded because we we got back we went to eat or something right i think we went to eat we came back and and as god as my witness if i'd been drunk i would have just lost my mind because i could hardly contain myself sober this gown skanky black dress on super high heels that she can't hardly walk on and this dopey fucking dude behind her big guy behind her going up into this fucking dive hotel and so we're walking still watching what we're going because i want to see what room they're going to and they're knocking on the door because it's a fucking stripper soon to be hooker and that was her escort right which later he was out in the parking lot we saw him out in the parking lot buying drugs he didn't have enough money had to go in his car and dig out change which is awesome anyways what i said was if we were smart because she was young young i said that we should have went taking you two girls down there and not going to win time for a three for show and we could have fucking made some cash we could clean that up like get rid of the fucking get rid of the high school hooker here and let's let's let some real women show you how to dance and stuff you guys could have put on a hell of a show that'd been awesome i'm telling you we could have made like ten thousand dollars i don't think anybody in that hotel had $10,000, but anyways, we could have probably made like $100 or something.
Speaker3:
I don't know. Did you not catch the guy on the bicycle going by going, hey, I thought he was going to ask for a cigarette. Do you have a joint?
Speaker1:
Yeah, no shit.
Speaker3:
Do you think I'm going to give it to you?
Speaker1:
Do you smoke weed?
Speaker2:
Why?
Speaker1:
Do you have a joint I'm going to have? Have you lost your ever-loving fucking mind yeah hold on let me go get you one zippy yeah let me throw away five i like the guy that was going by asking for cleaner did you have any cleaner yeah that was weird as he was pulling on his flask he had a flask he was drinking off his flask hey you got any cleaner again see this is where it was good i was sober because drunk cole on about 10 years younger cole had been like well what what you got in the flask man i'd have been i'd have fucking i'd have fucking joined right in i've been fucking i'd have been out there drinking with him i'd have made new friends oh good god can you imagine you guys sit there and i come bring you look who i found look at these people i don't know some fucking hookers or something i don't know what the hell they are. Yeah, anyways. All right, so with that being said, well, this show was kind of quick. Yeah, it did. I don't know if it's any good. I don't know if it helped it or not. I really don't know. Hey, a couple things. So if you are not already a fan of Miss Amanda on her OnlyFans, you need to hurry and get signed up. We have, don't look terrified. You know about it it i do i'm kidding she's keeping keeping my pants strong no yeah so there's soon very very soon we're gonna be she's we we nothing she is gonna be releasing some new content so you're not going to want to miss this so make sure if you're not a fan to become a fan of miss amanda's onlyans. She looks good in clothes. You should see her naked. Her titties bounce. Anyways, sponsors, don't forget ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Check them out today. And remember, through June 30th, we still need your votes twice a day. Please go to asnawards.com. We need it for Best Retail Business, Full Swap Shop, Best Supporting Business, Full Swap Radio, and Best Trade Show slash Convention slash Event, Crazy Winter Nights. We need your votes. You can vote twice a day. Now until June 30th. Help us bring home some more hardware for our shelves over here for some more ASN Awards, please. Again, as a matter of fact, all the fun of Facebook without all the Zuckerberg rules. Check it out today and find Crazy Kazma. And don't forget, Nightcaps, taking care of the people you love. Men, women, it doesn't matter. Anybody can be a roofie. Keep them safe. Nightcaps.com. Don't forget to use promo code NIGHTCAP10-Kazma and can get your discount. And finally, don't forget, hey, if you're new in the lifestyle, maybe you're experiencing the lifestyle and got some great opinions and you're on Facebook, go to FullSwap101. Search for FullSwap101. Sign up today. Join that Facebook page. Learn stuff. Teach stuff. Help new people. And be a part of helping making the lifestyle even better every single day. With that being said, kids, thank you so much. Don't forget, follow us on on youtube at our youtube channel casbah follow us on twitter at truth crazy send us emails at crazy.casbah at gmail.com look at our website crazycasbah.com that'd be www first obviously uh why does i feel like there's something else to talk about doesn't matter anyways with that being said doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to and the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style out bye
