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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth.
I'm your host with the most and lovely hair in a different color tunic cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely slightly chilled and all camouflage you can't actually see her because of her camouflage miss amanda hey now you look like billy fucking mahoney if you know what that reference is from send it out to us right now not everybody's gonna know what that reference is from i do i love that movie yeah so did i uh anywho so yeah so uh did you already say hey and that whole mix yes i did say hey do you want to go back hey okay so this is season five episode two one zero again for those following0.
I like 2-0-9 better because I could have said niner. Just saying. But, you know, this is an important day, time, history. Dun, right along on a historic trail that is us. We're like the Oregon Trail. We're both that old, so it kind of works out. No. Fuck you. I didn't grow up around here. We didn't have that. You don't even want me to go down what historic events might be where you grew up. Anyways, so just saying, this is somewhat historic. Not really. It's just another day. It's just another day. Just another day. No, actually, it was on May 28th. Get your handy dandy note.
No one's going to give two shits about writing it down. You know what? Yes, they fucking are. At some point, look, if there could be a $5,000 gift prize at some point in time for this, you could be on Jeopardy and it's like, Caswell was started in what month? Somebody's going to fucking know and somebody isn't. Oh, no. Okay. If you don't think I won't start on a swinger version of fucking Jeopardy, you've lost your ever-loving fucking mind. Because if I get the opportunity, I'm doing it. Anyways. K-SN. There we go. There you go.
And the winner gets to fucking get their dick sucked or pussy eaten by Miss Mandy. Anyways. Okay. So important day. So now everybody give them a chance now to get their fucking handy-dandy notebook out. Because now they're excited about this shit. See? Okay. Tick 28 2018 was the original launch of the the very first episode of crazy truth and it sounded like shit oh my god go back and listen to it listen to me sucking on a cigarette and shit recordingording in our kitchen It was awesome It was fucking incredible So there you go And here's what's really wrong Now that is 209 weeks Really?
Are you sure about that? Shut up Shut up 209 irony, the cool part of this whole thing is that we, who still breed, do not agree with her with who uses notebooks. The thing is, okay, or iPad, whatever. What's in your backpack, Dora? Anyways. My phone that I take fucking notes on. There's 209 weeks. Of all the times we've been doing this show, we've only done best of episodes twice. So every other show we have done. Somewhere we were in Sebastian. Over the rainbow. Where were we at that Sebastian did? I don't know, but he was pissed about it. I remember that.
But yeah, he was fucking yelling about that. So otherwise, we've actually done. So we have done 207 original episodes which i actually think i actually think of current shows out there would think there's very few that have been running longer than ours has consistently okay by the by has been they have us by over a hundred shows jesus they i just did their show for the radio station, and they're on episode 312. Do they do more than one a week? Nope. Okay. Nope. They got us. So they've got like a year and a half on us. Okay. We're sea biscuit on your ass. Anyways. Sea biscuit.
Yeah, that's pretty cool. So there you go. There you go. Something kind of cool. Are you trying to get my attention or something? You just thump at me No, my hair was sticking out No, that was because Well, we're kind of close proximity Because we love each other You sit with your legs like this And I sit with my legs like this And if I happen to you You'd think it'd be the other way around Wouldn't you?
Thank you, I'll be here all week So actually, let's real quick Before we get into the show No, because guys think When they sit, they have to like Air their nut sack I only have one So wait a minute We need to quick talk about our sponsors. Everybody has one nutsack. But mine's only half full. It's like a fucking... So, you don't need as much space. Will you let me do the fucking sponsors? Jesus, cunt nugget. What are we doing? Hey, Michael. That's the second time you've called me cunt nugget today. Are you listening, Michael? Michael. Is this thing on? Okay. So, ASN Lifestyle Magazine.
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I do. Just saying. Anyway, so there's our sponsors. We'll have more of the Midway Point of the Show. Okay, we have to make sure that we actually talk about shit this time. Because last time we got all the way here. Let me see the scrunchie. Give me the scrunchie. Give me the scrunchie. By the way, you need to be part of our YouTube channel. Give me the fucking scrunchie. Damn it. Yeah. Show off, fuckstick. For those of you just listening, you should be on our YouTube channel. So that you too can see how quickly and easily. Cole can do his hair like a girl.
Cole can get his hair up in a ponytail. Yada-da! So now I'm ready to eat pussy without getting hair in it. Ah! Anyways. And I can... And I look nice, too. Just saying. But I like it down. Whip my hair, baby. Okay. Anyways, all right. There you go. I'm picturing Fabio on the beach. Yeah. And that's what my man tits look like. Fabio is walking around. Anyway, so. And, of course, I'm watching this and I see that after. I'm like, that looks retarded. I look like a horse that ate a bunch of fucking bad apples. Okay. Here comes the coochie monster. Oh, yeah. Nom.
Hey, by the way, i used that dollar bill that i took out of somebody's vagina this this weekend and used this change on a marketplace purchase just saying sharing why did you just give her that sweaty dollar i did i did i don't think it was actually on somebody's cooter but i couldn't give it to somebody i don't want to take it from me i Well, I grabbed it, and I put it on somebody's cooter, and I licked it clean and gave it away. So there you go. Ew. It has a slobber all over it. Sort of. Anyways. Okay.
So we need to, real quick, before we get into the show, we need to talk about defining strange. And the reason why, for those of you who don't know, you're not a swinger.
Strange is other people's pussies and penises and whatnot strange people the fuck different unique other than your normal spouse the reason why we need to do this i was thinking about this all day today because wow you have nothing to do but you're you're right that's very much so and touch myself which by the way i've started using my other hand And it is exciting So you got strange I got strange Oh my god But sometimes I forget to take the rings off that strange And it hurts, so that's my BDSM strange Anyways, so the thing is So you kind of have a little stable Right? I do?
Well, there's like a couple, like four That you're kind of consistently rotating Rotatingating into the mix. No. Do-si-do. What do you mean no? Let's see. One stable I haven't hooked up with since January. And that was like all the time. And now it's like next to nothing because he left work. Still, that's... That was my work toy. Right. Dumbass. Okay, so that one needed to be recharged, so it's being recharged. The other one I've had sex with like three times. Right. And potential plans since when was the first time you had sex with him? Oh, yeah.
We don't need to go that many months, flip that too many months back on the calendar just saying. April? There we go.'s what month may there we go anyways so no yes march no no i think it was march okay it wasn't because here's the deal it was after the fucking birthday which was march no shit but it was still fucking march anyways what are you with me god damn it the thing is The thing is, there's one that you're on the top of the list when he is able to come back up here, right? We'll see about that. And then there's a possible one. He had a meltdown. What? Now who are you talking about?
The vanilla had the meltdown. Who else are you talking about? Your dinner date at the hotel. Oh, my fucking Lord. Oh, at the top of his list. Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. Okay, we hooked up once. Right, but the... Jeez, never mind. I was going to go on with the show. We're not going to finish it. You make me sound like I'm this hoe that has all these backup friends with benefits, and I don't. No, the thing is, is how many times do you fuck somebody before it goes from strange to consistent? The work guy has to be able to pay for the hotel because I'm done paying for it. Right, I understand.
The part I'm trying to get to is the definition. How many times does it go when it's... Fuck, and I haven't been drinking. How many times do you fuck someone when it goes and change from strange when it's no longer strange this applies to me too because the person i have lunch with i've had sex with i've hooked up with them i don't know three or four times so yeah so how many i think it's more no it wasn't no you to our house. You did it in a park. Once at our house. You did it twice at our house. Yeah, that's it. That's it? Yeah. Anyways, but good try.
So it applies here to, so how many times, at what point in time does it go from that's no longer getting strange? It's not relationship, but it's not strange anymore what's the definition i'm trying to help people want to know this i'm trying to help people well in all practicality once you've had it once it's no longer strange see there you go alex just said that too technically once you've had them they're not strange okay well all There you go. Well, it's important. Now, were you drunk and not remember it? Then it might seem strange again.
If it's way better the next time, it could be strange. The thing is, is that basically the reason why I need to know this is so that I make sure that I make fun of you appropriately about, or ask you. Look, it's a testosterone. I can't help it it. Oh my god. It's a testosterone. We'll get into the testosterone a little bit. I'm just, it's a learning thing. We're all learning together. People have their electronic devices out to take notes, or some of us have their notebooks. No one takes fucking notes. They'll go back and play when they feel as important.
Why do you just encourage people not to take notes? It's like you don't want people to take notes. Because who takes notes anymore? People that care and want to learn and grow in the lifestyle, they're like, let's see so I can reference those notes. Seriously, people do. Somewhere there's somebody out there that takes detailed notes of our podcast.
Why, I have no idea, but they they do Maybe we'd both have college degrees If we'd had a different attitude About taking notes at one point I'm just throwing it out there Just saying I'm closer to a college degree than you are I know you are And you took better notes than I did I was usually drunk No my notes sucked ass You were just drunk I was drunk So Okay So Allison throws in here But if strange is other than your partner would that stay always strange see now that's a good that's a good point because there needs here i think this is what this means there needs to be a level between strange and pause don't you think the lifestyle has enough fucking labels no No, I think they have stupid.
No, I think they have stupid labels. I think that I think you don't think strange is a stupid label. No, no. You want to know what I think? I think the lifestyle is like a 12 year old or no, I'm sorry, a 10 year old got a hold of one of those fucking label making guns at the grocery store and was left unattended and started putting stupid shit on everything.
I don't there's too many labels i think they're just a bunch of dumb labels that's what i think so i i think but i think there needs that's a role that's an important question because think about this for a minute if if you're new in the lifestyle and you're like okay well it's okay to at what point in time does it go from well it's okay to hook up with more than once you know if you're like well we only want to we don't want to build a relationship blah so you can figure out that the stair step it's important okay so with work dude ex work dude it was steady I mean it started off like Hey go meet me here Okay So then After like Two months of it Then it was just like okay let's go So to me after that It became more of a friends with benefits Versus just A hook up See, that's the thing.
At some point in time, it turns into... Because we knew we weren't going to turn each other down. When you're only like month one, if you've only hooked up a handful of times, it's not a go-to. Right. Because it's not guaranteed. Right.
Someone had i've hooked up with three times might go well something better came along this weekend so i'm gonna do that and you know we'll just catch up another time and i'm fine with that which which okay i get it so that's almost like a fourth all i'm saying is that there's a difference between first time, new, fucking, wow, super, oh my God, because it's new, and it's a comfort level sex. And then there's friends with benefits and beyond from there. I'm just curious because it's like, well, where, at what point in time does that line change? Because let's face it. A comfort level.
There's a lot of couples that are playing alone. They're playing alone. They're new to playing alone. That's a huge part of what they're trying to figure out. Oh. Think about this for a minute. When you're playing alone, at what point in time, and we're new at the playing alone game, right? Not really anymore. No, we're, no. Oh, you're talking about just somebody. Hypothetically. Gotcha. Is that they're new.
I told you I i need glasses to be smart they're new at playing the alone game okay so we're nervous because we're playing alone at what point in time does all of a sudden it go from okay we played on that's okay to wait a minute is there is this turning into something i should be worried about if you're new that's a serious thought if third, fourth time, the one partner has an easy thing to say to go, well, but it's because I'm comfortable. You know everything that's going on.
And the person that's the other guy is sitting there going, you're developing a closeness that's beyond just random sex. It's not just strange. That's why I asked that question.
Yes, I say to possibly to fuck with you a little bit bit But it's all in fun with us But seriously think about that I can see us When we were new at playing alone Going Why do you keep going back to the same person Yeah we said we'd play alone But you just keep going back to the same person What's going on Because let's face it The second, third, fourth time The first time you may not talk about anything but fucking because you're just fucking because you're fucking and it's the first time you're fucking and you're just like fuck then the next time you you hook up and you're laying there there's more chat time and cuddle time and in between time and a little more conversation you learn more about the person so when you home, the information you're sharing is different.
Your comfort level, you're like, oh, well, you know, I was talking to it, blah. We'll just say W, and she was talking about her kids. And all of a sudden, you're going, well, wait a minute. That was just strange. It was just fucking.
Okay, so maybe it goes, okay, okay so so work dude every time i would hook up with him i'd say hey i just hooked up with him hey i just hooked up with him right hey and then it got to the point well it was like no actually it was before we go hook up hey we're gonna go we're gonna go fuck hey we're gonna go fuck right then it got to the point what of when i got home going yeah i fucked him today right but our relationship can can handle that true we're also that also wouldn't that be a comfort level that that it's it's safe that you it's i don't know it would be but our comfort level of playing alone is totally different than a new new people involved mike has a great one strange is no longer strange strange but familiar strange and that's about the truth the thing the thing is is these are things that if you're going to start playing alone look i've been inundated this week and the end of last week with people with questions about playing alone okay okay if you're going to play alone these are all things that you have to keep in mind you you have to think about you have to here's it here's another with it it Okay, do we keep score?
Sure we keep score Are you supposed to? No Do we both keep score? Yes We don't keep score for any other Ish But if you're new at this See this is what our show is to help people that are new at this Okay, we're trying to help keep teach that. Is that what it is? It's been in theory. So if you're new at this, you might not want to go hook up with the same person three times before your partner hooks up with somebody else. Right. Because what is the perception? What does Cole always say about reality and perception? My reality is your perception.
You perception you're close your perception is my reality it doesn't matter if if i go and hook up with the same girl three times in my head if i go and hook up with the same girl three times in a row and you haven't hooked up with anybody it doesn't matter what the truth is the truth is it's just worked out that way your perception is what the fuck is going on and that's the reality you have to deal with so these are things that see the look most of the tonight's show is shit that i've been dealing with with questions and shit that have been coming up that the last week i've been bombed with questions last week week and a half two weeks and then to meet and greets and stuff like that i've just fucking bombed with questions so we're gonna hit a bunch of those uh but yes brady you're exactly right do not keep score you should not keep score if you're at all possible now we keep score so we can give each other shit so that i don't really care we don't really care but this way i can go well you owe me a blow job or you know or you know whatever this way we can fuck with each other yeah and and sometimes because i gotta bring your fucking whoa there oh like you're not gonna be doing that as the testosterone kicks in you're gonna be like all right fucking horses why don't you just put that fucker back in the stable now i'm going girls i need some help help you guys have all heard this already, this is totally off.
This show is going to be just a clusterfuck. So I got my first shot of testosterone, right, last Thursday. And so they say it's going to take a couple weeks before you're going to start feeling it, before it's going to start taking effect, right? Tell that to my ass Sunday when he was chasing it around the fucking house. Here's the thing.
my testosterone was so stupidly low that literally the doctors asked me if i could get it up if how i could even function with you without if i could do it with you without any marital and without aids and because my testosterone is just fucking like uber low and uh let's just say my energy level is way better uh so yeah yeah, so apparently He's been cleaning like crazy. Oh, yeah, like Sunday, I work literally 12 hours Sunday, non-stop. Got all this shit done that usually takes me most of the week to do. Got done cleaning, doing dishes, chasing her around, grabbing her ass. Smacking my ass.
You've been smacking it. Awesome. We've got volunteers. Perfect. she would So the thing is, is that a man is going to start putting a call out So if he's going to keep grabbing my ass Every time I turn around And I can't keep up because menopause Is kicking my ass Then I'll just say, you know I need some help, what girls would like to help out? Yes, it will be a thing. I'll have to put a call out occasionally. Apparently. So as I said, now I'm excited for the other positive parts of fucking Viagra. I clean my house, I give head. Okay, that was funny. All right, rock on. So here's the thing.
I'm excited for the other parts of it as well. But yes, apparently, give me a couple more doses.
I'm just going to play Wreck-It Ralph with your vagina That's all I can figure out When it's a movie I'm just going to demolish that motherfucker So that's my job If you'd like your vagina demolished Send us an email at crazy.casma.gmail.com Just saying And don't worry See, by the way See, I got to get up to that part of the country Because somebody's got a new camper I got to help them break in Just saying I remember That's right Well, I was thinking about it yesterday I was too Now, see Just saying about that Allison's going to have a lot of people saying Hey, you want to wanna come clean I'll come clean your house if you give me Oh see now I've gotta try to Compete in line again son of a bitch That's right I don't really wanna clean the house that much I probably will I don't know I just Fucking yeah he's been going through stuff so my House is more of a wreck and not by Fucking choice look it's not it wasn't Yeah no I'd burn all of it burn it all Burn it to the ground burn it all burn it to the ground Okay Okay so where are we at what's going on Thank you.
Not by fucking choice Look it's not If it wasn't Yeah no I'd burn all of it Burn it all Burn it to the ground Burn it all Burn it to the ground Okay Okay so where are we at What's going on Oh my gosh If we're gonna have ADD moments I'll take you off the testosterone The testosterone is supposed to help calm that fucking shit down Do you have something that would last Seven minutes Six and a half minutes That you can touch on That I can can touch on? Probably. Just give me a minute here. I'm going to take you just a second to get her warmed up. Fire in the hole. Hold on. Oh, my God.
You're the one at 11 o'clock. She's like, I should come home and fuck you right now. I'm like, sweet, let's go. Because I was kind of horny at 11 o'clock this morning. And I was totally in. I was there. I moved just right, and pants just, I'm like, oof. Okay, so, I've got Allison pimping out her head skills for house cleaning. That's awesome. It's a new cleaning service. Okay, so, you know what? Since we missed it last time, we'll do the health tip of the day. Did we miss it last time? We did miss it last time. Last time, I don't know what happened. Okay.
So So the health tip of the day Is hydration The word of the day is Hydration Hey kids guess what it is summertime Okay so hydration No I'm listening Hydration is so damn important What It's important Because if you drink The last thing you want people the last thing you want to do is fucking yeah you might want to drink and pass out but you don't want to pass out from a heat stroke and shit so hydration remember if you're going to be out in the sun naked running around getting sunburned drinking which happens at swinger events hydrate it just saying it could be a thing plus you want to be hydrated so that when you fuck you don't want to be like all like oh and then be like and then then you're just left in the pile of cummy rubble on the side of the road so there it is chasmis chasmis health tip of the day hydration.
I think it's pretty good that we're trying to do something. We're trying to be more than just how to fuck good. We're trying to, like Michael Jackson, make that change. We talk about how to fuck good? We do, sort of. We teach how to make the lifestyle better. He exhausts my king. Okay, well, it does save time on the choking just saying for those of you that don't sweat yeah well there you go and there's your leg cramp although it is hilarious to walk by and hear somebody oh fuck my leg my leg that is funny and watch somebody roll on except it's been me and it's not funny.
And, you know, because that'll kill a boner. It's more funny when his hip cramps up. Oh, shit. I'm hoping with testosterone that won't happen. You know what I've been fortunate to never have happen? Is I've never had a dick cramp. Because it's muscles, and I would do it. Is that a thing? I don't know. Is it a thing? Well, it's not just blood. It'd be way messier during sex, and everybody would be escorted. Oh, that's rot.
Nasty Anyways there's muscle There too You can break it you can bend it You can suck it you can slap it you can whizzle it all around Just saying So Create a dick song No that was hilarious Create a dick song I can't just randomly on the spot Create a dick song We'll do it later for TikTok Maybe we'll see You're just all so butthurt Because I came up with the whole My tongue got drunk before the rest of me You didn't record that today Anyways so Okay so I thought that I thought she just said that It sucks Getting a cramp when you're sucking ass I'm like wait a minute My lips Anyways I'm not going to drink something sodium I would bet you could probably get a tongue cramp too I've had Trying to eat you to eat you out and get you to come, I've had my lips and numb go nose.
My lips and, the lips, tongue and nose go numb. Had the nose go numb. Because you're just down there, it's pressed up against you. And pretty soon you just broke memory. You're just like, and if you haven't shaved for a while. I've had it where my teeth rub the underside of my tongue and cause it to bruise for like a week.
If you're like, if you're in between shave, like if you're like you're like it's gonna be a little scratchy i know how a cat feels you still do it when i warn you so i don't even want to fucking because i love you and so i go and lick the sandpaper just because it's like out of love and you have that hope that maybe this will be the time you'll come fast. When I smoked, it wasn't as bad. Because when you smoke, your tongue gets coated with tar. So it was kind of like a cleaning. You know those shoe things for mud? You put those bristles? Shut up.
So when I smoked, a cooter, you could use your tongue for that. The fun thing is, though, if you do it. Oh, she's had her jaw lock. Holy fucking shit, no. Sorry, it's not a funny thing, but it's kind of funny.
So the thing is, if you've eaten a girl out one day and it was rough, and the next day if you eat her and she's saving her already and you're like and it's it's like when you first get your braces off your tongue just go right up that smooth fucking yeah i know it's a thing to go back to fucking to go back to fucking fur and shit but here's the deal look let me put it i'm just gonna say it here's the deal a landing strip i can deal with i'm you know and it's a total matter of choice but i i think if you took the most poll a lot a lot of people over the age of 50 man we fought those wars okay we we battled when we were first learning how to eat pussy it was a jungle out there so we're really excited about it being like agent or and cleared so let's's, you know, just my personal preference.
And apparently, since I have a beard, because this has been a big thing, it tickles better if it's shaved than when I eat you out, it tickles better. It does? Did I make that comment at some point? You didn't. I've had some other people that have told me that. Then what makes you think it tickles me just because it tickles somebody else? I don't know. Maybe you spread your legs wider than somebody.
i've had some other people that have told me that then what makes you think it tickles me just because it tickles somebody else i don't know maybe you spread your legs wider than somebody i've had someone that tried to pop my head with their legs and it was almost successful okay i'm just saying everybody how they deal with a beard and whatnot is different for everybody it's that whole difference some guys some guys won't lick a sandpaper-y fucking cooter some guys will so I don't know If you go sideways though Then you can like change the grooves in your tongue Do patterns and stuff Anyways Don't have a cat with braces Trying to suck the clit.
It hurts. I'm like, wait a minute. Okay. I don't think I've ever had that happen. What she said was don't have a guy with braces trying to suck the clit. It hurts. If you're going to, people with braces, or they used to back when I had braces years and years ago, they give you wax. Have them put the wax stuff on it first to make sure it covers all the sharp edges. Just saying. Nothing says, ouch, like a pierced clit when you weren't expecting it. It's like trimming your nails. Trim your nails. Just saying. Throw that out there. Okay. So, boy, that sure went south.
I have no idea where any of that came from. It was a good laugh. Mm-hmm. Yep. Hey, it's halftime. I'll be damned. Hey, so don't forget. You were just trying to buy some time. No, and don't forget. If you haven't, start listening to Casbah's rants. Look, on this show, I'm under scrutiny, and I have somebody that puts their thumb on me and controls me. But in Casbah Rants, I do it when there's no one there, so I get to stay and do whatever I want. Scratchy pussy. Anyway, so check out Casbah Rants. Ow! New ones come out every Sunday. So make sure you check those out as well.
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Thunder. Thunder down under. Okay. All right. So first thing we're going to talk about tonight. Again, tonight's show, it's not so much specific questions that somebody has written in. It's just stuff that I have been dealing with. It's questions I've been getting the last week, week and a half. Okay. Because I've been bond with stuff. Okay.
So the first thing that has come up, and this one is a big one again social media hey guess what social media social fucking media ladies and gentlemen oh my lord so here's the thing with social media folks i we know that in theory everybody all of the swinger pages are swingers. Here's the one thing I want to explain to everybody about social media and the vetting process. Whether it's at clubs, whether it's at paid sites, whether it's at free social media sites, it doesn't matter. You can only vet so far. If people can lie, which they do all the time, people can be... There's lies?
I know, it's hard to believe. And there's different levels of where they're at in the lifestyle. Someone can have made the decision... Go ahead. So when you went on to a porn site and it says, are you 18 or older, what did you click? I said no, unless I was actually 18, because it had been wrong otherwise. You're such a liar. I was just on one. They're interested in doing some stuff with us. To click on the site, you have to be a woman. Yep. Click, away we go, so I can check out their site and see what they were about. Absolutely. What the hell?
The thing is, is that, plus there's different levels of where people are at in their swinging journeys. Right.
Okay, so somebody, look, a couple that has sat down and made the decision we've discussed it we're going to do this are just as much a swinger as people like us that have a complete free range relationship you have to start somewhere everybody starts somewhere but with that being said the maturity level of said swingers is different okay no there was an internet back then as being a smart ass fuck off but it's true okay but there the maturity level is different our kids watched it okay they were watching or an express i know i got a bill for it. The maturity level of the swinger is different.
What do I mean by the maturity level of the swinger? What they understand about the social norms and values of the lifestyle is different.
If you've just made the decision you're going to fuck other people, you don't understand the nuances of not running your mouth and all the rest of that shit You just said you're pretty sure That it's just going to be fun and just fucking So when you're on social media When you give these people Access To your real life You're taking a risk If you go on my Facebook right now Shit ton people on my page are on there With my regular friends My vanilla friends I have a podcast We'll see you next time.
If you go on my Facebook right now Shit ton people on my page are on there With my regular friends My vanilla friends I have a podcast I'm as out as it can be I don't care My family does That's not the same deal with everybody else I don't accept every friend request No And, and as women, you really shouldn't. There's a safety factor here as well. There are some serious... We know about stalkers and lifestyle. It happens. Seriously. Don't put that shit out. Don't. Not that I post on regular social media. No, but the bottom line is that, you know what? If you have children, even...
Look, we have adult kids. The thing is... Our kids know, but my family doesn't. I don't think. I mean, they could, and I don't know if they'd really give two shits. The thing is, is I don't want somebody posting something or saying something to one of my kids. They're adults, but I don't want that. You have to be smart with this shit. Look, we have people. We're joking. There are people watching right now that have been friends with us through everything. Long before we were ever CASBA in the life zone. That's a different ballgame. We were always CASBA. That was our username. We were CASBA.
Liar. Well, I told you I lied about getting on websites. I'm just saying.
But, you know, you have to fucking be smart about this shit it look what i just read this comment maturity this group your honor i submit these pics with straws up my nose okay well maybe okay so my maturity varies just i'm just saying don't don't fucking think before you give people access to the regular life especially if you want to keep it to yourself i put pictures out all the time on my regular facebook and it's really funny to me it's actually a joke to see what people will comment i'll give you an example i put a picture on that i took in the car one day because I thought my hair looked really good, and it was how long it was, and I took a picture of it, but wow, my hair is getting long.
In the list of people that have commented, it's got like 117 likes and whatever. Okay, who cares? In the list of people commenting, the comment right up above was, I'll pull yours if you pull mine seductively. The comment right below that is my fifth grade homeroom teacher going, oh, my God, I didn't know how to recognize you. You look like Robert Plant. And the one right below that is like sexy as ever. I can't wait to feel it between my thighs or something stupid. And here's the thing.
And I know the people that put all the different comments in You know what They are just used to only seeing me post on the page Yeah So think about that Don't you Yes one if you're looking Pay attention to where you comment for one But if you don't want to run that risk There's a simple way to avoid it Don't accept it Now Amanda would you like to talk about the safety How we should be safe about who we work with on Twitter Ha,'s Twitter Okay Yeah if people You can use a fictitious name So so not everybody's going to find you. But don't put face pictures with your cooter picture.
But be careful with those because all of a sudden, well, okay, mine was a different case because, okay, back story. There was a Twitter dude, and he called himself Nebraska Naughty.
Right,braska naughty right right so he's like i'm looking for a cover photo i'll give all credits to you and i'm like here i will i said you want me in nebraska stuff he goes that'd be awesome so one's a face picture and the other one is my body with panties and a t-shirt yeah a co-worker found it and they decided to dig a little deeper Let's see where this goes And they decided to show several people Which is how Work Dude came along See how we go So this is just one of those things Always Not that I care Because I'm just like yeah so Right that do care, it's like, oh.
I'm working in the car business, so, you know. Yeah. Oh, Skype. Somebody put Skype. Yeah. Remember, on Skype and all the fucking fun shit like that, they can record it. They can record it. We learned that the hard way. See why we do this show? Because most of the shit we're telling you about is shit we fucked up on a day. Now, you know better. People friend me. I go, do I know you? And a lot of them are no. I'm like, let me see a picture. The one vanilla guy, I wasn't sure it was him because the profile name was initials. So I'm like, okay, can you send me a quick snap so I know it's you?
And he did. And I'm like, holy shit. See, I just accept everybody on Snapchat. Well, I accept some of them. Some of them, you know, if it's a girl's name, no. Some chick, she used to ask me, and hi, who are you? And I'm like, she goes, hi, I'm so-and-so. Who are you? And I'm like, I go, why? And she's like, well, I like to meet people. So I sent her the picture of my dick with the fucking. Why didn't you say that? I could just put somebody looking for friends. Dumbass. In all the wrong places.
The girls that you accept it, and then they send you their OnlyFans, and then I send one back saying, I'm better looking than you. And a naked one. Fuck off. Yeah, don't fucking fall for that OnlyFans stuff. By the way, don't forget you can find Miss Amanda's OnlyFans. They can get pictures of me flipping them off and stuff. You've got to start pushing your OnlyFans. Some people might want to see. Because I don't think anybody wants to. No, you know what they want. You need to run a contest. A contest of what? Of getting to help you make stuff in your OnlyFans. Oh.
They don't even have to touch you. You know what you should do is just do a contest of letting them videotape it. They run the camera where you make a video. I'll bet a few guys would sign up for that.
If you'd like to run a camera where I made a videpe, so let's know, they can be part of the process, see, that's what we do here, we, we're, it's a team thing, and, and everybody has an ownership stake in the process, so if you'd like to fucking be in the room, when you're fucking, sitting there going, that's not very thrilling to watch, my boob is, I scratched it, no one could tell, I'll bet you some people would find it thrilling to watch There are people that find it thrilling to watch That's how come you have an OnlyFans And people pay to be on it TikTok, well you have a TikTok I have a TikTok, I've never posted a damn thing on it We have people on the porn channel that watch you jack off That's exciting, on Pornhub Yes, people think that's exciting I put a a new one on there.
You did. I was in it, too. I'm the penis. Just saying. Because your penis is approved. It is. I'm an approved penis. You're an approved penis. Okay. So there you go. So please be careful on that. And don't be pissy if people fuck that up. Yeah. It's happening all. You know what? Back in the day, do you remember when we could put anything? When you could put naked pictures and some guy commented on my regular Facebook. Commented a picture of a towel hanging on his dick. And I'm just like, thank God I have my phone right next to me at work.
And any time I got a notification, I looked at him like, ooh, didn't he?
wait Back in those days When you put anything on Facebook All of us did it I put One time I put One time I called you I'm like You need to get your phone Right You need to Diddly Your picture Well I'm like Because you put a tit pic On regular Facebook You're like Oh I put a dick pic On regular Facebook We were at a bar With a couple And the guy got a new phone And he thought he'd fucked up with his phone And thought he'd put all of his pictures On regular Facebook And there were all these naked pictures of his wife Yeah So So it's He just got every And I don't know how many people did that It's like a lot of lot of people, a lot of people got, it's the people that put them on there and then you couldn't reach them for like hours and they found out like five hours later.
Like message me, you might want to get that off Facebook. Ooh, you might want to get that off. You might want to get that off. Five hours later, they're like, my family knows that I'm doing dirty shit. That's because you had your fucking cooter wide open on Facebook for the last six hours. It happens. Just, okay. So there you go. So there's our first one social media safe yes social media safe yes we'll write that down all good okay the next one okay this one came around because of uh just i don't know, it doesn't matter.
The scenario, it's a gray area in the actual scenario of who was right and who was wrong, but it presented a very interesting choice or concept that we wanted to make sure that we touched on and talked about, and that is being safe when you are hooking up and meeting with people. This is really, to a large degree, this is for singles. This is for singles and for couples if you're playing alone. And this goes across the board, guys and gals. Okay. Okay. I mean, there was a situation where, actually, I'm not even going to go into the situation. The bottom line is this.
When you have to remember, when you are one-on-one with somebody in a sexual situation, it's going to be a he said, she said if something comes up. Okay. Okay.
If you are going to, we are not, we're not kinksters we don't claim to be kinksters but all i i've heard this a couple of times this week actually kinksters if you're going to go seen with somebody please take somebody with you oh yeah take somebody with you Unless it's somebody that you know and i'm telling you it there are so many and honestly the person you're meeting should either have somebody with them it's for your own protection because i sorry, you're talking about things that leave marks. There's things that can be dubbed as false imprisonment. There's a lot of different things.
Plus the mix of he said, she said type situation. Please be safe. Think about this stuff just a little bit. If you're going to meet somebody for the first time, and guys or girls, you never met them before, let somebody know where you're going to be at. Your spouse needs to know, or a friend, or somebody else in the lifestyle, make sure they know where you're going to be at. Meet them for the first time in a safe public place.
99% of the people in the lifestyle are good people they really are but oh my god the the biggest thing that happened no one got hurt in this in this incident that that caused this kind of my attention but there was a difference of opinion of of in terms of whether or not somebody was asking for money or not asking for money and all kinds of shit you have to until you really know somebody in this day and age too many people believe in this if I've met you once then we're best friends there are a lot of people I've met you on here and you know what yep you're acquaintances and then there's my friends you need to look out for you you always have to make the assumption I'll see you next time.
yep your acquaintances and then there's my friends you need to look out for you you always have to make the assumption that you have to watch out for you right you know like so for us on our phones we have 360 so if you're going out even even if one of the guys from your stable i still know where you're at well i know where you're at right and and vice versa and and you know the perfect example you even said to me today the treadmill tried to kill me yesterday if i was going to go run and make sure to let you know to have the 360 and so if something happened to me in regular life i'm telling you if you've never met somebody you need to be if you've never met somebody face to face-face, don't go unprotected.
You really have to have your wits about it. But somebody should, at minimum, somebody needs to know where you're going. Somebody needs to know where you're going to go. We used to have females message us going, I'm going to go hook up with a dude I have no one to tell, so I'm going to tell you so you know where I'm going. And then they would text us when they were done. And we always put that out there to anybody on our page. If you're a listener and now you're on our page, that's always an option out there for you. Let us know so that somebody knows.
It's just, even if it's nothing more than, man, we had such a good time and, well, we all got drunk or whatever.
What was the one gal in the other house that called you um we're trying to understand what the phone message was she had been beaten had went and met somebody across the state across the state lines and was uh didn't know where she was at and had gotten uh beaten and she had not told anybody where she was going or anything else and the only person as she was desperate to try to figure out where she's at she she was running out of battery life on her phone and i have my cell phone was on was on my facebook at the time and she had my cell phone and called enough this garbled message and and we ended up having the police to try to find her because because no one she hadn't told anybody please let somebody know again 99.999 on star guardian i've never even heard of that nope i didn't know that was that's that's awesome let somebody know let away so people can find you if you need help hell if it's nothing more than your car broke down on the way home to or from wherever you were going it can be something simple it doesn't have to be a worst case scenario but you gotta think i mean part of this shit is you have to fucking keep your wits about we get excited and i'm just as guilty you're just as guilty the first time you're gonna go hook up with somebody it's fucking exciting it's hot yeah and your brain is fucking all about what's about to fucking go down I'll see you next time.
guilty the first time you're gonna go hook up with somebody it's fucking exciting it's hot yeah and your brain is fucking all about what's about to fucking go down because probably there was a reason you wanted to hook up with them to begin with duh but a little bit of planning goes a long ways now the one time that i went three hours away i had turned my location onto this one person on on Snapchat because you can do it with individual people. I had 360 on for you so both of you knew where I was at. Yep. So we made sure that you were able to get there and back home safely.
It's just one of those things. And seriously, no, if someone hears it, I'm going to put this other thing out there because I heard about this through an admin group that I'm a part of, okay? Okay.
So it wasn't anything with any of our groups and we're close, but where a person had a problem with the gal meeting and wanting other people to – wanting to be in a public place and wanting – he wanted to meet like at a truck stop outside of of town So they could determine where to go get a room Where she wanted to have set Where this was going to be And everything And as it turned out It was a huge red flag It was a huge red flag And the guy was a predator And so to meet in a public place Why is is that a bad thing or is it just to he he wanted to they wanted to meet at a truck stop so what they figured was it was something easy to be able to snag her and go gotcha and she wanted stuff more set in stone uh it just goes to show again but she had she had let friends know where she was going and she was hesitant about that and.
And as it was coming up, she was going to have a friend meet them over there. And that became the problem. Well, somebody did some background, and a whole lot of people got really fucking lucky in the situation. But what a red flag. If the person, if you're going to see him with someone, again, we're not kinksters. We don't claim to be. So kinkster people weigh in on this. But if you're a kinkster, and I know that you have to have a certain level of trust anyways, but think about this for a minute. Just ponder this or kind of follow along with me. I'm going to go, and this can be guy or girl.
This is not like a sexist thing at all. I'm going to go, and I'm going to let you. I've never met you before, and you're going to take and tie me to a bed and tickle me until I come I was hoping that would actually be something anyway you're going to tie and tickle me you're going to tie me to a bed you're going to restrain me because that's what I'm into whatever so think about that for a minute I've never met you before I've driven somewhere I don't know and now I have willingly laid there because I am 6'270 pounds and I've willingly laid there and let you tie me so I can't move.
Well, I'm kind of in a pickle if you want to fucking take advantage of me. I'd take all your money and run. Exactly. Exactly. Not that you have any. No, no shit. And won't you be disappointed when you go out and check my wallet and go, well, none of these lottery tickets are winners, damn it. But I'm just saying. And the same thing, you know, or you've got a female coming over and you're going to do a scene and it involves flogging, whatever. And, again, I don't know a lot, but I've seen some fucking people that have walked out with some goddamn bruises. Yeah.
And all of a sudden, everything's great. It was a wonderful evening. You thought 20 minutes later, the cops are knocking on the door, and you're in handcuffs because someone's got fucking bruises all up and down their fucking legs, and it's identifying you. Mm-hmm. Just saying. So don't delete text don't delete text i mean that that you don't have a source of contact that if your plans change of where you're going to meet that before you go to it you can let the people know that you're there's been a change of plans And for the love of fuck Trust your what? Instinct Your gut Trust your gut.
How many times would you say in your life, not swing or related necessarily, just life in general, would you say that a situation hasn't felt right to you and you either trusted your guts or your idiot husband didn't trust your gut like he should have and it's went south how many times does that happen in our lives uh way too many to count it's even happened swinger related at least that there was one time don't stick your dick in her she's batshit crazy and there he goes no there yeah you've done that um there was one guy at least he understands on a an instinctive level, that I was just like, okay, you know what?
This time something's off. It doesn't feel right. Can we schedule a different time? And at least he understood. It doesn't mean something is going to go wrong with that situation, but maybe something else leading, something else in the path. Isn't right.
It could be avoiding an accident, or you never know know but if it doesn't feel right don't go for it she didn't want me to go out to the bar with my friend she sent me with one dollar i still ended up arrested you tell me yeah just saying uh eldon when i was a teenager in my 20s occasionally i'd have women who would sit with me at a bar and then tell me things like they could hang out with me because some creep was bothering them yep yep that that's exactly that's exactly it happens all the time uh and and the naiveness to think that just because we're all swingers are all in the lifestyle on the same page that it won't happen that's just a really bad idea there There are some people, not to and i definitely won't ever name names that give a vibe that does not match with me we'll put it that way well i'll even call it out more hardcore than that there is a reality of it is is that there is a shit ton now of it used to just be booze booze is you tell when somebody's drunk really is part of the problem with all these fucking edibles and i'm not a fan i'm not a fucking fan of weed at all i don't care if you do it rock on that's whatever but people are using it as an excuse and what we're starting to see more and more is if i don't know you very well if i don't know you ever been around you and you fucking chomp down about four edibles you can be baked out of your fucking gourd and it may not show to the people somebody your friends might recognize it but somebody who doesn't might not think about this for just a minute so someone's taking a bunch of fucking edibles or some some other drug whatever it was all agreed upon when everybody was sober and now she's wandering around outside of her car two hours later with bruises all over and doesn't remember shit and just remembers she was at this house and blah it can happen fucking be safe that's the other part with this that i'll throw out there is that if you're going to go meet somebody Guy or girl Fucking don't go fucked up Oh I could give an example of a creeper There you go Oh wait you can?
No way Uh gosh Five, six years ago There was a guy that came onto our page And had parties And at his parties well you had to have sex with him before you left now we had met him a couple of times he was a nice guy but I turned to Cole and I'm like there's just something about him that does not settle well with me I don't know what it is something's off I don't like it and he goes, okay And people are like, no He's a really nice guy You got it all wrong Except he's still 25 years on the sex offenders list And before it was over, guess what They're not in the lifestyle because of a lot of other shit Just like that You just have to know And I mean, the thing is You have to be the advocate for you That's what we're is, is you have to be the advocate for you.
That's what we're trying to say, is you have to be an advocate for you. So, please, these are the things that last week, what's really, here's what's bizarre. You can tell that people are getting out and they have not been out. I keep saying this, but it's true. They have not been out because this is shit.
This is like Swinger 101 that we're having to, like, go back through and hit because people have been out and they have so stuff needs to be revisited well but they're so excited just to be out don't let the don't let the excitement for the party kill the experience that's the whole thing don't do it you're better than that you're better than that kids uh okay so with that we go. But a couple of things. One, don't forget we got, we were at meet and greets Thursday, Friday, and I got sick. So I wouldn't have to go out on Saturday, but we had a great time Thursday and Friday.
Thank you, Beth and Alex for an awesome Friday night. Thank you to the whole Thursday night crew. Again, I got fucking train wreck drunk both nights. Imagine that. What? Who knew? But I had a great time. And so, but coming up, what do we get coming up? I don't know. This weekend, we don't know yet. This weekend's up in the air. But June 4th, we're going to be at a wedding, but then we're going to be at Osceola, Iowa for the big meet and greet in Osceola, Iowa. So make sure you check us out there. Fuck, my computer's going to die. So make sure you check us out there. We want to be there.
100 plus people are going to be there. Then the next week, we're going to be on a road trip. Then we're going to be at the Island Riders Fun Ride the week after that in Grand Island.
then plus people going to be there then the next week we're going to be on a road trip then we're going to be at the island riders fun ride the week after that uh in grand island then we're going to be out at bone stock the week after that and then we're going to be in oklahoma city after that we've got a meet and greet in between there then we're going to be at two more meet and greets i think a club in then we're going to california for one of clubs. The 18th is also the Lincoln Pride parade. Yeah, the link of June, right? And we very well may, I don't know, I'm working on something.
We may do something with that as well. So we got all kinds of shit. So find us, check us out where we're going to be. We love you guys all. So again, shout out to our sponsors, ASN Lifestyle Magazine.
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