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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with your most, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slicker-than-shit-ass Miss Amanda. Hey. And we're here to attend late, till late, and possibly try to catch Miss Amanda on the slip-and-slide of her butt. Just saying. It's my pants. You like those. I do, and what did I tell you you should do with them?
What did I say before we went on there? Take them off. There we go. And where are your pants at? On my ass. There you go. See, if we listen to Cole, good things happen. Just saying. Just saying. Honk. All right. There we go. No bra. Nice. There we go. Good thing you didn't flick it first. Oh, shit. I would have kicked it. Wow. Gosh, who remembers that episode? No shit. I'm thinking like, oh. I remember because I was in serious fucking trouble. Okay, so. Yeah, thank.
Real quick, for those of you following along at home, get out your handy-dandy notebooks or iPads or whatever other computerized gadget you must use. Or your brain. Or your phone. If I only had a brain. Doodly. Sometimes I'll be questioning. Shut up. All right, so for those of you who follow along This is guess what season Give it to me bitch There you go and episode number 209 That's correct She's talking southern Guess who's going to get boinked later It'll be a zero though A zero 209 We gotta, zero, nine. Fuck. We got to go. That was a great show. I got to go fuck. Anyways, okay.
So, yeah, this is Season 5, Episode 209. Quick shout-out from our sponsors or about our sponsors or for our sponsors. Sponsors. That's what we're talking. Sponsors. Smart Swingers, what do they do? I know what they do. They read. What do they read? Jack off. They do that also. What do they jack off to? ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Actually, what the new photo spreads they have in there is awesome. Check it out. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong.
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All you imitating pieces of shit motherfuckers Copy that Thank you Anyways Okay so But we got other exciting shit going on So here's the deal Tonight's show I have to talk about upcoming shows I never do this We never talk about upcoming shows Ever We never talk about that Because I usually don't know what the hell you're talking about Yeah well because we don't know what questions we're going to get as a general rule and so we operate that way okay we in the next couple of weeks we've got some shows i'm calling it the old person show oh yeah okay the old person show because here's the deal we're older she's still 50 for a couple more weeks i'm still 49 for a very few couple weeks.
I'm right there with you. Basically, we're two 50-year-olds, and we're dealing with shit. So the thing is, is we've been honest about everything. We've talked about when fucking my dick don't work, when I've lost a nut. We talk about everything. So this Thursday, so the day this show gets released, I'm going in. I went to my urologist, I got tested, I have in stupid low, stupid low testosterone levels. No, stupid low. They say average is 300 to 800. That's where you're supposed to be. That's where you're supposed to be. I was 150. He was 150. Now, could it be one nut?
The thing is, is the bottom line is- But we don't know. You don't have to that way. And so starting this Thursday, I'm actually starting a testosterone shot every two weeks. So the thing is, it's so exciting about this shit is, I know it's not somebody's sexual conquest and adventures. Sorry, you'll have to go to the other fucking lame shows for that. But it will be shit. We're going to document. We're going to tell what it's like.
We're we're doing research and stuff we're gonna talk about shit that guys deal with that we're gonna talk about some shit with menopause and the shit how that's affected us and places you can go so is it the most fun thing that i've talked about nope but it's real and so it happens to all of us and not everybody has somebody to turn. So we are going to be – so we'll be giving out future contacts to get for treatments and all kinds of shit. So I'm jazzed about that.
I wanted to do it tonight, but we're not – I wanted to wait until after I got my first shot because my urologist is fucking badass. The dude is cool as fuck. He knows what we do.
And so when I tell him on Thursday That we're going to do a series on this He is big on getting me information So that we can like he wants us to give real shit so there you go so we're jazzed about that so that's that's coming uh that's uh that's coming up and i'm super excited i asked him when he said you ready to start getting juiced i'm like no no no let's back up a little bit because because he had testicular cancer that is not how it started he we were talking about issues and he said well first i'd like to test your uh we'll test your testosterone yes so then when it came back massively low he goes okay because you had uh testicle cancer we need to run some tests on your prostate make sure you don have prostate cancer.
Before we start giving you a bunch of shit to fire everything up. Two and a half fucking weeks later, we get the results, which was Friday. Right. And we're just like. Which is all clear. All good. It's all clear. Which is awesome. Oh, shit. Thank God. Right. And so now he's like, you're ready to get juice. And I'm like, yeah. And the first thing I said, I'm like, so am I going to be able to get all buff? And he's like, well, yeah. But I can't talk about all the cool. There's a lot of cool fucking shit with it, but I'm jazzed as fuck. We're excited, though.
A couple of these shows on this getting older shit. Because we've had people come to us because we are open about shit. So we're going to be covering it all.
We're going to be kind of baring our soul, baring our fucking junk, so to speak, about all the shit that we go through and they're dealing with in our age and so hopefully help some people so there you go so that's cool yay yeah everything you wanted to know about miss Amanda Scooter without actually being there like give you a majority of the testosterone give me just a smidge to get a little buff wait a minute wait a minute I don't want hair it's all good i just want more upper hair that's what i want my chest it has to do with body hair it doesn't have to do it shut up don't ruin this for me it isn't anything to ruin you already looked it up it doesn't matter it's not that i'm not hoping i'm also hoping that i will go look i'm hoping i'm hoping that what i want is like to again.
Maybe it'll make me like 20. I want one fucking erection again to feel like it did when I was 25 years old. Holy fucking shit. And let me tell you. Slammering some wood with that shit. If it goes back to that, I'm in trouble. Fuck yeah. I am totally warming up to fucking beat her vagina into complete submission. It doesn't work like it used to. We're going to start with one hole and work our way through all of them until they're all just fucking... Yeah. Great news. My penis is fucking worn out. Hopefully it causes skin to regrow. On your penis? Overall. Because it's going to go... Well, okay.
So here's the thing. Even with low testosterone, I'm still a horny fucker. I jacked off twice today for crying out loud For no apparent reason And you haven't even started it You know what's funny, you know how buff I'm going to be I'm going to look like a fucking Popeye Okay, wait a minute, talking about jacking off This is an important thing to talk I have to give a shout out to Maddie We were at a meet and greet this last weekend, had a great time Like we always do, because everything we do is fun And everywhere we go, they're fun people. So fun people and we're fun, it's a lot of fun.
But he was telling, he was explaining to me, he goes, once you learn to jack off with the other hand, you'll never be the same again. And I'm like, dude, and we were cracking all the typical jokes about using the other hand like a different person. And he goes, no. And I said, I was going to put this on the air because this is very important. He goes, you have to train it.
And I'm like how do you train he goes i'm like because i'm afraid i'm gonna use the other hand and be like sideways i don't know which direction to go he's like no no what you do is you take your dominant hand your normal hand right and you help it he says he goes and you help it you like you say you use both hands so you're teaching it like a guide hand he goes he goes then all of a sudden he goes you don't even think about it all of a sudden you just take the guide hand off and he goes and there it goes and it's just like he's just like teaching a kid to ride a bike on a training wheel you run behind it and i said so do you have to yell you're doing it you're doing're doing it.
Keep it up. You're doing it. I'm going to train your snake. So this is like, now, here's the thing. I have not got a chance to try it yet, but I'm going to, and I will absolutely. Training wheels, Maddie calls it. Yeah, training wheels. So I will absolutely report back. So, Maddie, thank you.
Maddie's one of our knights, and this is the important shit that we learn we learn see you're almost 50 years old and finally somebody's gonna be like helping me train my my my weekend how to fucking be part of the team i'm excited because if i can learn how to do both then i can get like really if one hand gets too drunk i can like switch the other one or maybe i can put them at the same time and go like up down i'll be like milking a cow with just one udder i don't know i'm willing to try i'm going to try all kinds of shit with all this testosterone that's going to be surging through my body one arm is going to get tired it needs a friend and uh so that's what i'm hoping for so i'm really i'm really yeah i'm really i'm really super super excited And so, yeah, there you go.
Trust me, I'm going to be running around through my neighborhood going, watch me, everybody, watch me. I can jack off with my other hand now. You could, and they wouldn't give two shits. Not in this neighborhood. No. Anyway, so there you go. So, all right. The important stuff that we cover. You know, I hope someday to win, like, an Oscar or an Emmy for our show. Quality. And then there will be topics like this that will get us there. Yeah. Oh, no. See, currently I took off my, because I've got a wedding in a couple weeks, and I can't have my nails done. So I took off my ceramic nails.
They're not ceramic. It's dipped. Whatever. They're just painted right now. So I'll go back to the good ones a little bit.
Can you imagine if you had ceramic nails yeah absolutely so okay so um there you go so i want i made sure there was something else i want to make sure i got on the fucking podcast i got the jacking off thing because that's important i haven't tried it yet that's important you jacked off twice today you didn't try it no i didn't think about it got it no and you want to know why i jacked off twice today to be perfectly honest so i was on pornhub which my phone has pretty much determined i use I don't know.
twice today you didn't try it no i didn't think about it got it no and you want to know why i jacked off twice today to be perfectly honest so i was on pornhub which my phone has pretty much determined i use i use the phone internet on my on my phone for to like look at my bank account which is usually zero and and pornhub so pretty much one or two my phone knows he's either gonna fucking be sad and disappointed or he's gonna jack off because it's the only two websites it's It's like, would you like to to masturbate well yes pornhub so uh but while i was on pornhub and i was scrolling through i don't know why i scrolled through to look for the right video because pretty much in the morning any of them will do there's one thing but for some reason i felt the need to scroll through to find the right one but as i was scrolling through i was like oh that looks hot but the one right below it was like apparently was the one i was looking for so like oh so i'm like and here was my thought god's honest truth 50 years old i'm fucking retarded my thought was i'll jack off to this one first then i'll rest a second and then i'll jack off i'll do a double i'll jack off to the other video next that'll be fun well having literally you know how that works keep don't stop i'm gonna go again and good night yeah well that was kind of the thing and i kind of forgot about it i had to do some phone calls and some actual work work so you know i went to the shower you know whatever and all of a sudden at like after lunch all of a sudden i was like i was gonna watch the other fucking video and i thought well you know it's never in the same spot twice and i'm like but i'm like well what the hell and sure as fuck it's like the porn gods knew cole's coming back because it was the first video right up there it was the very first video i'm like well hot damn there it goes fate it it i was supposed to jack i would it was it was jack off to me and and here's the thing the video is uh 23 minutes and i made it through let's see one two three that's how many times i pushed a little fast forward scene before i came so which means i equate to i made it through about a minute and 35 seconds wait so you jack off and hit fast forward at the same time well because at first i caught two seconds dick yeah that's hot okay enough of that i get straight to the fucking well i just kind of well mine had groups so i i wanted to make sure i gave everybody equal air time and so that then all of a sudden I was like, I made it like a minute 30.
I'm like, well, that was pleasant. That was my thought too. I even thought that was like, oh, that was fun. That was pleasant. And I'm like, that's fucking weird to even think that. But okay. And so then I, you know, went back to working on the radio station.
So just, it's awkward because I can't check out from my office because there's too many big windows What the fuck you can't Who cares It's right on our main street I kind of do, kind of don't I don't want to break my chair I don't want jizz shooting all over my computer There's a couch in your office And if I lay down on the couch I fall asleep It is what it is and i don't want jizz all over the fucking shit because you know it's just then i got sticky computers and i have to explain that to people later and it's fucking awkward so yeah so there you go and i said no and so that what was funny was the dogs wanted to go outside and when i headed into the bedroom they were like they just went laid down because i knew well that didn't happen for a little while so there you go I have them well trained.
For the older members that use VHS. Are you kidding? I remember watching the block channels and you can make out. The only one I could make out, I couldn't make out them doing missionary or anything like that. What I could make out was Doggy. Which is probably why you love Doggy now.
That could be was always so i always watch to to watch doggy and then you know i can tell you this when i go to garage sales if they've got a buns of steel or any workup videos i open take the video on because that's what we hit our point so i'm like yeah there's not we're not the only ones that put it in there so the kids aren't going to get in that shit and look yep Buns of steel. Yep. With just... Yeah, just sit on the... Oh, the casting couch. Oh, I'm...
get in that shit and look yep buns of steel yep oh it's just you just sit on the oh the casting couch oh i'm making a sign for the couch hey now hold the fuck on friday you got a blow job on that couch you did i mean i did you were there you were the one you had my dick wait a minute was i there yeah it was'm going to fucking... I'm going to put... Now we're making a sign. There we go. Because it's the same color, too. I even like the casting. It's one of my favorites, actually. I know it's pre-determined, but it's still just fun. I did watch a lot of the taxi driver ones.
You like outdoor fucking shit. Yeah, I do. There you go. Okay, so there's this thing called dogging, which is like random public sex. It's right up your alley. We really need to find people around here that are into it. That's what I do with the one night with the girl, and she goes, hey, let's go, and we went to a fucking parking lot, basically. We need to fucking find that if people are out here doing that. Now, I don't know if I really want to, like, risk getting caught. You're such a fucking liar.
Anyways, if you're in Nebraska and you and you're in into dogging please send us something because we're gonna try it because that is awesome see fake taxi is awesome but we also share the same birthday so chad give your input do you like the taxi one too i'm telling you we're gonna have we're gonna have yeah we're gonna have okay it is it is okay ah so wow we're going to have, we're going to have, yeah, we're going to have, okay, it is, it is. Okay. Ah, so, wow, we're going to the show again, yeah. Oh, shit. Okay, so should we get to the show ho-ho. Sure, wait.
Wait, do we tell them about vanilla? Oh, fuck it. Well, yeah, okay, yeah. Do you want to hit the vanilla aspect? Yeah, yeah. Because that's kind of funny. Be very, very quiet. Miss Amanda's hunting vanillas again. I'm not hunting anything. It came to me. Oh, it's about to came to you. That's exactly how that's going to happen. What day was that? I don't know. This is your vagina. Tuesday, Wednesday? Yeah, Tuesday, Tuesday. I get a snack, but somebody friends me on Snapchat. I'm like, who is this? Or do I know you? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Understand, the last one that worked with her, it started the exact same way, only it was on Twitter. No, I got, is this Amanda? And I'm like, yeah.
Hence the name on my profile, sure and then i sent a picture and thank god i was clothed well and not like he hasn't seen me naked since but that's okay so this guy i'm like okay do i know you yes this is so and so i'm like oh i'm like hey how's it Total random what the fuck do you we used to work together okay rock on i know who you are i you know i used to have to deal with you it's all good and he's like you have a smoking ass wait what I've always wanted to watch that ass jiggle while I'm pounding it. And I'm like, what? And where are we at with it now? Let's see.
I've watched him jack off several times. The next day I woke up to a dick pic.
I've watched him jack off several times he's seen some videos he's seen some pictures and next week they're gonna fuck they're looking there's no most likely to work out with schedules yada uh-huh yep that's two ah that you have i'm telling you vanilla hunting in the car business is very good for you apparently just saying so oh that's i still work with his sister though yeah and you know when i'm like you know do i need to be worried about her and her boyfriend that both work here nope they don't know any of my business and boy you get glares and you go i think now now wait a minute wait a minute here's the thing though because i like to play a little game with amanda because this is a fun game that i like to play when we're fucking and and after she's hooked up with somebody or she's getting ready to hook up with somebody it's always kind of fun to you know start talking about somebody i know that she's into because it will it will get her going i'm like i haven't done this for quite a while with you have i in a while so we were we were fucking at a saturday at some point in time we're fucking and we're going and and she's into it i'm like you you can't wait to fuck blank and you're and the response is awesome oh and you just felt this huge gush and i'm like and the fucking up like three levels of knowing like oh yeah this coming from oh well you know if it works out i mean it'd be interesting too fuck fuck yeah so yes they will be fucking uh next week and and yeah so hopefully we'll have video to post somewhere but then i was like okay so what made you reach out to me because one thing i asked my sir you stoned yeah and he's like no not one little because he knew you were married Right.
He goes, well, I know you reach out to me? Because one thing I asked my sister, are you stoned? And he's like, no, not one little bit. Because he knew you were married. Right. He goes, well, I know you're married, no, and I know I don't stand a chance. But I'm like, well, just so you know. Motherfucker hit the swinger lottery. And he's like, oh, and then it went quiet. And I'm like, well, fuck, I scared him away. And I'm like, I scared you away. And he goes, no, I've just been really busy. And I'm like, oh. Well, so then I'm like, why did you reach out to me? I said, if you know I was married.
And he goes, well, you know, I've been drinking a little. I'm like, a little? But he took, he'd buy the balls. I'm like, well, I told him, I said, that took some balls to reach out. And he goes, well, I saw your name come up. And I'm like, why the fuck not? Basically, the motherfucker hit the hit the sex lottery Possibly We're not going to tell people that everybody should do that Because that's not always going to come out Quite the same way it is for him So there you go Oh good lord I know I'll waste the first half hour Oh shit Any other fucking things you need to talk about? Fucking things?
Are you sure? No, I jacked off a lot thinking about it. Yeah, see, this goes... I don't have the heart to tell the guy that, you know, you might think about trimming it up a little. This comes... That'll come. This is all the things that go back to that whole thing of, like, why would I ever want to have sex with anybody but you? Yeah, okay. Oh, how far we've come in life. Yeah, but his sister babbles a lot and tells me all the kind of stuff. Thank you. of, like, why would I ever want to have sex with anybody but you? Yeah, okay. Oh, how far we've come in life.
Yeah, but his sister babbles a lot and tells me all kinds of stuff. Who fucking cares? Wait till now you'll be part of the stories. I know that story. I was there. It'll be awesome. It'll be great. Oh, good Lord. Anywho. I know I'm not going to ask his age. That's the best part.
She's refusing to ask his age Until after And here's why Because she knows that his mother And his sister's mother Is a year older than she is So she's not asking his name Until after they fuck I know his name Not asking his name until after they fuck And I'm excitedly waiting to see where that that falls into just yeah no I'm what up Laura I'm keeping my mouth shut on that one well that'll be the only thing you're keeping your mouth shut for I have a feeling to just say it anyways so you know there you go okay so so okay so real quick well we had I've got a question Mike's asking is, which is also in Natural Pines, is it a trial run for KSN?
No, actually it is not. No, it's not even related. Travis, who is one of our admins for the guys page, is working with Natural Pines. It's there having a meet and greet. So our thing is, obviously, we, as I put on there, we're going to try to make it. We're going to try to attend. So it will be its own fucking activities all the way around, but it's going to be a good time, and we absolutely encourage people to go out and check it out. So it's going to be fun. It's Travis and the Pines putting it on. Yep, it's going to be a good time.
So I think, I mean, maybe it'll be as big as Cason, but I don't think it'll be quite that big. But it's going to be a good size. A lot of people are excited. A lot of people are going out there and having a great time, so you want to check it out. We love the Pines. We work with them all the time. They're very, very cool. And Travis is going to have a great time putting it on. And so, Travis, we're going to be out there and just be drunken painting your asses. No. Possibly. We got all kinds of cool play.
I'm telling you what, man, We're going to be on the fucking road Oh my lord It's not funny how much we're on the road this summer I think it'll be fun It's going to be awesome We're not going to know our dogs but our kids will Alright so Conf gag fucking spider So we need to talk about some shit Okay then, then talk about some shit. Girl, I write shit up there. So you can jump in and talk about it too, you know. Just saying. You're getting quiet. What? You're getting quiet. Why? That's because I want you to just run amok. Okay. So we do have a couple of questions, actually, believe it or not.
Really? Nothing? What? Nothing? About what? We do have some questions, believe it or not. Nothing? No song reference? Are you walking on air? Wow. Anyways. Okay. Oh, I didn't. I wasn't. I was reading. Wow. Wow. I'm really hurt. I think this show just fucking sucks now. It's over. Fucking who cares? Okay. Anyways. Oh, by the way, don't let me forget I got to cut a hair commercial. Beth's an 80s hair commercial, and I said I was going to recut it. And I'm wearing a hat made me think because they take their hats off and fluff their hair. So I may have to do that tonight.
I'm going to have to videotape that. Really? Maybe. Let's see. Anyways, okay. So, okay, I'm going to handle this one a little bit different. We're going to do this. Shut up. Okay, so first thing. Yeah, with the left hand. Yeah, with the guide hand. The guide hand. Okay, first, let's do a quick, since we're at the midway point already of the fucking show. Pretty much. Quick shout out. Don't forget you can check out Full Swap. Oh, fuck me running. Don't forget you can listen to Crazy Truth on Full Swap Radio. That's the fullswapradionetwork.com. There's apps for that, both on Apple and Android.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm't think that's their real name but i'm not for sure just saying so bob and bobette uh wrote in and said they are a couple that swings together but is looking at trying to start swinging alone they've just started to get into it a little bit but they've ran into a couple of snags imagine that a snag bob and bobette had a snag anyways uh so uh they were are swinging with another couple uh except that they feel like that they're confused on what they're supposed to be doing or not doing and can you help us well of course i don't even know what that means so i reached out to bob and bobette and basically what it boils down to is they're getting mixed signals from a couple of people it's not just one couple come to find out they've had with a couple of singles We'll see the next time they turn around, they feel like they're paying.
They their way they don't really know they don't know they don't feel like they they have any control over what's going on they just don't understand how uh things are all over the board if they're doing something wrong which was their initial thought that they were fucking it up except it's happened now with a couple of different people and they're just trying to figure it out basically the bottom line is mixed signals that's what that is the challenge they're running into is mixed signals and they are what i'd call a mid-dream experience couple they've been in the lifestyle about four four and a half years so they've been around a little bit so they're not this isn't their first time playing or anything like that uh a couple of the couples are are very very new a couple of the singles are not all right so they want some advice how how to how to sort through as he goes to say something you would say how do you sort through the rubble and i'm like well you're a fan of the show so i I said, yeah, I'll get you on the thing.
And by the way, you're sending my naked picture. Sorry. Anyway. How do you sort through the rubble And I'm like well you're a fan of the show So I said yeah I'll get you on the thing And by the way you're sending me a naked picture Sorry Anyways So I'm open The show just goes completely dead No it's you can't handle Just a moment of silence No Okay So how I Deal with stuff like that Thank you.
silence no okay so how i deal with stuff like that if it's somebody i'm interested in i'm nice to everybody you're nice to everybody and i will chat with anybody except me kind of mean to me but yeah sometimes i can be a bitch you know Ask some people Most of the time you're nice to people Anywho But if sometimes i can be a bitch you know that's all right though yeah most ask some people most times you're nice to people okay and you um but if i'm interested in someone and they seem to be interested also and we talk about hooking up if i get put off or you know i understand stuff comes up i understand life gets in the way.
I understand kids get in the way. Right. It's all part of life. Right. I don't dwell on it, and I don't judge anybody for it. After three times of things getting pushed off, I really won't try. Yeah.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with that If I give them time And then they go okay things are really clear now Can we try And then I might go sure and give them one more So okay so for clarity purposes It's not that you've then taken it and you're saying Never fuck you get away from me It's just No but I'm still going to be nice to you It's just I'm not going to go out of my way and try Right if they come back around down the road Whenever their shit becomes more I don't know.
get away from me it's just no but i'm still gonna be nice to you it's just i'm not gonna go out of my way and try right if they come back around down the road whenever their shit becomes more whatever you're willing you're you're still open to um you're still open to a possibility down the road it's just they're going to it it shifts from you making the effort to them having to make the effort completely basically right basically, right? I'm not saying that in a bad way. I'm just trying to show people know. To a degree, but you can gauge somebody by, I mean, use your gut feeling.
Use your instincts. Yeah, very much so. If you feel like it's kind of hokey, the excuses that they're giving, or you just kind of go, well, that's just kind of a lame-ass excuse, or, excuse or you know granted it could still be a possibility they could be having issues or they you know trying to get through doctor shit who knows right right then eventually you know i'm just like okay you know i'm not going to keep trying the the thing is is that we don't want people to think we're telling you then just don't you can't be nice to them or that nothing can happen down the road.
What happens too many times is people then take and they will not, they lose sight of everything else.
Especially where Bob and Bobette are trying to break into the concept of playing alone a little bit and it would be very easy to, can get bogged down you know it's it's like the kid in high school that you know waits for the this girl all the way through high school and doesn't go anything ignores all these other girls because he just went for that one girl or you know with a girl waiting for the one guy whatever you just got to move on you can't get bogged down or you're going to miss a lot of really fun things in the lifestyle you know so it's kind of one of those things that you have to you have to understand and kind of put into place where you're at in the process or where the the process is at for you a little bit uh carry life gets in the way all the time but you have to trust your gut too yep very much so and that's that's just it you know the challenge is is a lot of times a lot of people don't feel comfortable being honest it's really fucked up it's very hard for people to say hey whatever the real reason is for not wanting to hook up or not want to hook up at that time or whatever or're embarrassed whatever the case may be yet we do the most mature thing in the world which is have sex with other people so you would think it would be easy but it's not so there's a degree of give and take i guess the biggest thing is just don't you can't put your life on hold right that that's that's the challenge and but by the same token i don't think you should be a dick to somebody you know just because i mean granted now i could see why it would be hard it could be hard not to be a dick with with somebody seriously yeah i mean we'll think about it if if if you're getting blown off and then you see them hooking up with other people all the time you know you you may get a rude awakening as to what was really going on.
It's a little... The signals might not be... Say, kick in the nuts. You know, it deflates you a little going, he didn't have time for me, but he sure as hell had time for that person.
But might have worked out better there's one thing of it might not just feel right and if it doesn't feel right there's nothing wrong with going today doesn't feel right can we try like next week the signals aren't mixed at some point in time here's what's really sad with this question I have to be honest and know that there has been there has been shit that that I'm just as guilty of not having courage enough to tell somebody the real reason not broken up Thank you.
to be honest and know that there has been there has been shit that that i'm just as guilty of not i've encouraged enough to tell somebody the real reason not broken up i've done that because there's been because it's look the reality this is why did i get my testosterone checked because there were times literally that i i knew even taking a pill it wasn't going to get up or i didn't know that, i was mind fucked and so then you find ways to duck and dodge it which is wrong well and then there's medical issues and shit like that and i get it but in hindsight if i could go back i'm willing that if i could go back now there are times that i would i would now i wish i would have and and this we're not talking like five years ago back that's the shitty part to have to admit with it we're not talking five years ago back we're talking within the last year and a half to have found the courage to go hey here's what's going on well you've had a lot of shit come up well i i i have but i but the thing is is past two years what what's funny is is having a question like that part of the joy of doing the show is having a question like that makes you realize the parts of it that you could do better, you know, and now, you know, there'd be a little more on it, being willing to be honest to go, hey, look, here's the deal, you know, I'm not feeling nothing, there is no tingle, there's nothing, you know, or whatever, some of the medical stuff.
So you live and learn. That's the fun part of the lifestyle. You're supposed to live and learn as you go and learn about yourself and find ways to be better than what we were. Now, you know, you've been pretty much perfect all the way through, so you don't have that. Whatever. We've both been there, done that, blown off and seen that person hook up with someone else. Yeah, it's the challenge is, how do you say to somebody I really want to hook up with this person forever and a day and all of a sudden the opportunity presented itself. And I'm turning you down.
I mean, that's like that, I don't know. I mean, there's some things, look We'll be right back. And the opportunity presented itself And I'm turning you down I mean that's like That I don't know I mean there's some things Look the reality of the lifestyle is There's some parts of it that Are gonna blow Well and there's That caught you off guard didn't it No Actually I was thinking of An instance I could use but I don't know I'd probably refrain from that one Mm-mm know exactly where I was going with it Cause I lost my brain I mean I know I was going to give an instance But then then yet.
That's all right. We'll let it slide. Never mind. Allison says the best, regular life sucks. It does. Look, it's, I can tell. Okay, so I can tell about an example one time. I can tell when this is a story that happened to me. I don't know what you're referring to. There was a gal that I really wanted to hook up with. And we were at an outside event that we attend biannually. Or twice a year. Yeah, biannually? Yeah. Biannually. Anyways, and with her, nothing to do with her. Not her fault.
I could not get get it to work i had mind fucked myself six ways to tuesday it was horrible she was super cool about it wonderful about it all across the board uh they were taking off they were she went there they were they were getting ready to leave and there was somebody else fucking some other gal there. He wanted to fuck you. I didn't know the gal. I had no, I had nothing. But I was able to get it up and fuck her. And the reason why I won't ever forget this is because as they're leaving, they're walking by. We're outside on a trampoline.
As they're walking by, I'm hammering the shit out of this other girl and and i'm like i look over and she's we'll see you later we'll talk to you later and she wasn't mad she wasn't you know anything and i'm like and i just the next day i'm like hey she's like i i understand it it was it was somebody it was just somebody different it changed the dynamics you're actually really you know I'm really good. But it was awesome we could have a really good, honest discussion about it. Because it was really weird. Here's the deal.
I had wanted to fuck the other gal that I couldn't get up for for months. I wanted to fuck her and I couldn't. But that's part of the lifestyle. Now, I have one guy that wanted to hook up. He was coming to Lincoln. I said, rock on, let's hook up. But then all of a sudden, I'm like, eh, something just feels off to me. And I'd rather change it to a different day. And the thing is, is that he understood that psychological level that he's like, no, that's perfectly okay.
I'm you for understanding I know it's kind of It's not even a lame excuse because we understood each other that way It becomes one of those things But it's The key with it is the communication That's the part that eliminates it From being mixed signals That's the part that we all Have to get better on every fucking problem in the lifestyle comes down to communication and we have to get fucking better at at communicating which means we have to get better at hearing the truth and saying the truth uh jennifer says medical stuff sucks when i have to explain all of my medical issues to a play partner i get such a case of anxiety because i'm always afraid they'll turn around and run and and you know what i completely understand that i completely understand that uh and and it it it sucks and and part of the challenge is this is why we're going to talk about the stuff i'm getting older because look it's not just it's not just your junk that doesn't work as you get older at time i mean seriously you know here's the god's honest reality of the whole thing yes i fucking turned down plane because i had fucking a hemorrhoid that was going ape shit and for fucking three days the motherfucker was continuously bleeding and i was terrified of trying to have sex with somebody and fucking my ass bleeding you know what that fucking blows and and the reality is is that to be honest and say that to somebody that's not what what's funny is the person that that was involved i could have yeah i mean it would have there but the thing is for me to have the courage to say that and so you hear a lot of people as we get older a lot of us have medical shit a lot of us have the reality of these things and it does affect because whether or not a hemorrhoid is is is happening or not is not going to affect whether my not my dick works in theory but it's going to affect me in the brain and when it when the medical shit affects here then it fucks everything else up and let's face it if you're concerned about your medical stuff your brains on that are they enjoying this whether you're a man or a woman it's going to fuck up the experience overall sexually and and that's the god's honest truth and that's part that people have to understand um travis my stamina sucks now i understand that uh old and old can suck i have one bad wrist and a bad knee so i think some positions might be out of the question yeah this is the reality this is i there's two types of swinging in the world we we say this all the time.
There's porn swinging. You can use either hand. And there's real life swinging. Porn swinging. Everybody is beautiful, right? Everybody has perfect skin. Nobody has a pimple on their ass. I only say that because I've heard this in our own family. Oh, my God. We have a play date and I have a pimple on my butt. You know, whatever. Nobody has, no one has a single wrinkle. Nobody has a single scar Stretch mark Everybody's hair is flowing You know, tan Everything is perfect But that's just what it is Porn swinging And honestly, that really isn't hot That's fake and phony-huh.
Mixed signals can leave people wondering about themselves and unintentionally creep in on self-confidence. Honesty really is the best bet no matter what. I agree. Wow, that's fucking perfect. Because it does fuck with your head. It does. Yeah, it does. Absolutely does. And that's why after reading this question, why I feel bad about times when, when, this is one of those things, if you listen to my rants. But you can figure, but you can figure out how to word stuff with not necessarily telling them what the issue is, but pretty much giving them enough information.
You can say, you know, I'm having this little medical flare-up that is really, like, hitting me in the self-confidence area, so can we reschedule it when it goes down? Right, right. They don't need to know that it's a hemorrhoid that you have to have operated on. Right, right.
The thing is, if you listen to my rants, one of the things I always talk about is a lot of the things in the lifestyle is self-evaluation, meaning we all have a responsibility to go back after every situation, this is just in life, to go back and look at your comment, think your conversations through, think about the events of the events of the night the day whatever and do the honest evaluation which can hurt and honestly evaluate did i mislead did i said mixed signals did i because here's the deal only you know if you did and only you can make the conscious decision to change that but you have to have honest evaluation of yourself to determine that and and sometimes that sucks big time we got all kinds of comments flying through here if the if the other couples aren't interested the best thing they can do is be direct on it it sucks because you don't want to hurt someone's feelings but by being direct you give them a chance to stop holding hope um it hurts for a second but it gives them a chance to move on okay hold on we're going back to that uh shannon bad hip knocked me down for a long time i did my best but the pain was intense so i definitely got into my head yeah eldon cole you mean everybody doesn't have eight to ten inches hanging meat and does the female anatomy and all the good spots like the back of their hand that would be true because i'm looking for that map myself uh okay travis but okay so how do you react if you're playing separate and one person is getting more attention than the other so here i'm gonna say it like this because i know where Travis is from Travis is from the Midwest also So it's just like the weather Wait five minutes That's how you deal with it Because here's the reality of it There are times Miss Amanda gets And I know it's going to be hard to believe Gets a shit ton of attention But here's the reality of it There's also times We'll be right back.
gets, and I know it's going to be hard to believe, gets a shit ton of attention but here's the reality of it there's also times this is part that's really hard to believe I actually am getting more attention than she is. There are times we've left meet and greets. If you know me at meet and greets I tend to be very friendly at meet and greets I love center of attention If people want to kiss I like to give kisses.'m a kisser Like Saturday night?
Maybe Saturday night you were kissing everybody But it was all consensual It was consensual But there are times that Amanda will leave an event And I'm like, Jesus Christ, oh my God Did you even know I existed? You know, type of thing And there will be times that we'll leave even go and I'm like, oh, my God, was there any guy that you weren't fucking making out with? I mean, it happens. It goes in spurts. The challenge is some of the best advice we ever got a long, long time ago from a very, very good friend. He said, you can't keep score. Now, here's the problem with that.
That is the easiest sentence to say.
You can't keep score now here's the problem with that that is the easiest sentence to say you can't keep score it is absolutely almost impossible to do it's easy to not keep score when the score is tied but it's a motherfucker when one of you is up by three or four that's when you start keeping score and you just have to know that that's what that's what you have done and you have to fucking you have to pull it back and you have to look at when you were in a little bit of hot streak and other thing is guys here's the reality the girls are going to get fucking girls are going to get a lot of attention because guys like to shower girls with attention i'll make out with both of you problem solved absolutely don being up front truthful about stuff can be hard because you don't want to hurt someone being able to accept it and be cordial helps both parties involved absolutely there's a it's just like when you're it just Being able to accept it and be cordial Helps both parties involved Absolutely There's a It's just like playing with your play partners It's about being honest And again We say it again Everything comes back to Communication Yeah, communication I'm so excited about it.
It sucks. I mean, honest to God, here's the truth of the lifestyle. Again, porn swinging, everybody is excited. Every husband is thrilled to watch their wife get seven fucking 10-inch dicks rammed in every orifice of her body so that she has to be carried out in a stretcher. In porn swinging, in real life swinging, you're sitting there going, I want some too.
I i want some pussy i want that much in that's that's the difference between porn swinging and real life swinging and you know what look hey if it's starting to create an issue you have to talk about it you have to be honest you have to be honest and say i have an issue with this now now when we go somewhere and you're getting just an ass pile of attention it doesn't happen that much i just sit back and laugh because it's cute why is it cute i don't know it's just funny it's cute what okay saturday you had all these girls swarming around you and you were like cracking jokes and all of a sudden next thing you know i turn around i'm like oh he's kissing her and i'm talking next thing i know i'm like oh there's a different one no no no so then i decided i was going to get part of the action I don just friendly.
You're just a slut. You're not getting paid. No. Okay. So I will put this prerequisite out there with this because this shit happens no matter how long you've been doing this. We've been playing. We have not. How long has it been since we played together? Oh, my God. It's got to be five years at least since we played together. Something like that.
We started to get excited about playing together, but you and the other guy were too drunk yeah we fucked that up but that didn't happen but yes it's probably been five years yeah yeah four and a half five years since we played together okay which is something that so so we're relatively used to this but it still comes comes up. We still talk about it because with her vanilla hunting, which I want to, I want to go vanilla hunting. I'm not going to lie. There's something fun about vanillas swingers because it's like, we're on the same page, but vanilla hunting is fun. Just, just saying.
But as I, like I said to you, what's my favorite thing to do in the lifestyle? I wasesome. I was reading. Oh, sorry. And I'm like, I have to catch up. Oh, fuck, what's he saying? Yes, a threesome. But when was the last time we had a threesome? Well over. It's been, actually, I know the last person we had the threesome with, the last threesome we had, actually, was a very good friend of ours. It's been, that was probably the last time we played even vaguely together was that threesome. And you were drunk as fuck. Oh, that one. And so the thing is. Well, he was with his wife for how long?
Three years? And it was years before that yeah yeah i think that was one of the last ones and the thing is is so but here here becomes the challenge because it hit me and it's like okay because i'm it's not so much we're not big on necessarily having something pre-set up there was one that was supposed to be be a play together, but it didn't turn out that way. I ended up just watching a movie. That was fucked up and weird, but whatever. It happens. The thing is, that's something that we need to do again at least once.
Because even though we are comfortable, we're both very comfortable playing along. It wasn't initially, but yeah.
Well, even initially we we were and we just had to talk it through a lot yeah but we've been doing it for so long now that there's a degree of it would almost it will almost be weird to play together again it's been long enough i think it'd be fun i think it would be fun too and that which is that just do i think will we ever go back to only playing together again no that's not gonna happen no we'd have both yeah but that's just it so even 11 years in even with what we have a free range relationship whatever it's like okay well here's the thing this is because not only does this deal work in this ties into both of what i like threesomes but it's it's more just the random.
It's because that's how we used to do things with sport fucking. So, you know, it's going to be natural. It's going to be natural that shit's going to come up, and it's going to mind fuck you a little bit. But you have to talk about it. If you don't talk about it, it's just going to continue to mind fuck you. And I'm telling you, if you talk about it, you can say the dude's name when you're fucking her, and that's hot as fuck when you just get all fucking gooey about that shit. That's hot. Agreed. But if we didn't talk about it, it wouldn't be. We talk about everything.
We do talk about everything. We talk about feelings. We talk about, and we're not afraid. Feelings! I don't know the lyric.
And we're not afraid to admit our feelings No No Or our fuck ups Yeah We talk about our fuck ups a lot We were just talking the other day About feelings And how one person tied in And how there was a lot of feelings there And what levels they were on And the last ones How we were feeling and a different type of soul connection and yeah it's just been weird people think our conversations actually when it's because the lifestyle is our life yeah where most people the lifestyle is a small part of your life this is our life well we've done nothing since the day we met but talk right but so yeah exactly but the the lifestyle where other people go well we talk about it no this is our whole world this is our job this is everything we do but everybody you see us fuck around and shit like that but our conversations if you could be in the car with us and and hear how how deep we delve into the stuff and we do it because we the one thing that's better And more important than reconnection sex Is conversations A conversation Like we have typically Will do more than any reconnection sex And that's the big thing Holy fucking shit Okay we gotta go Fucking things quick read Tony I think you both are very good oh gotcha we got people kissing alright kids awesome sorry we gotta go I fucking lost track of time now anyways places we're gonna be this Thursday when this show launches if you're in the Omaha area I'll see a good time.
Friday night, we are in Lincoln in the hometown. In the hometown, which means I'm going to get fucking stupid train wreck drunk. In Lincoln at the bowling meet and greet that Beth has put on, it's going to be a good time. We will have well over 100 people there. Absolutely right, Beth. Say yes. Also, I know she does it. Her and Alex did a great job before. They're going to do a great job again this time. Then we have something Saturday night. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure my liver will hate me for it.
Then we,'t i think we actually have a week we're not gonna have a week off but in theory memorial weekend you're gonna get fucked at least one one of the nights i think i don't know what you're doing i'm hoping to get fucked if you want to get fucked me on memorial weekend if you want to see my flagpole please say no i'm just kidding uh anyway so uh but then june 4th we are going to be in osceola iowa uh for travis's meet and greet that's going to be a blast. We cannot wait. We're going to get there about 8 o'clock. We know we're going to see 100 people plus there. We have a wedding first.
Yeah, we have a wedding three hours, two hours away, and then we're shooting. As soon as we leave the wedding to the party. So we're going from one spot to the other. Hopefully we'll have time to change. That's going to cost us $10,000 in gas. But it'll be worth every penny. So June 4th is Osceola. I will make sure you get signed up. Then we've got the Grand Island Fun Run. That's the third week in June that we will be at. And then we've got Bonfire the week after that that we'll be at. And then we're going to July.'re going to July.
Oh, but the first weekend, second weekend in June, we're going to vacation. We're actually, we're going on vacation, but we're going with swingers, so there'll be sex involved. Just saying. Also, so, so yeah, so we've got all kinds of people coming, so make sure you check out our events. Again, make sure that you can follow us on at Truth Crazy on Twitter. Sign up and follow us on YouTube. Subscribe to our YouTube channel, youtube.com slash CASBA. Go to our own website. Learn about us, all the shit we do, whatever. CrazyCASBA.com. You can send us emails at crazy.casba at gmail.com.
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