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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and tits ahoy, Miss Amanda. Hey. Make him wave. There you go. And we're here to titillate you with all kinds of new information. We're going to nipple on up to the screen and see what the weather pointers, see if things are going to stand out are you done probably not there anyways uh anywho uh so for those of you following along at home which you all should be this is season five hard to fucking believe episode 207 that's an oh no wonder my mic's miles away from my fucking mouth. Yeah, but you're so loud at travels. It's like trying to suck dick from a distance. Anyway, season five, episode 207. Speaker2: Is that possible? Speaker1: I don't know. 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Obviously, we have nightcaps this is a big one uh we've teamed up with nightcaps we're extremely excited about it nightcaps.com obviously we have uh nightcaps with our customized logo on them for those of you following along at home if you don't have the youtube channel you should fuckers uh we have our customized ones or you can get plain ones you go to nightcaps nightcap.com and then in the code when you purchase you put nightcap10-casma inc and you get a discount so make sure you do that here's the deal with these i'm telling you there's no fucking reason why if you have a female or anybody in your life that you love you want to help prevent getting roofied at at a bar at an event whatever you need to get one of these it's just common sense so check those things out so there you go so there's the there's the first part of the stuff so we got all kinds of cool stuff to talk about right uh-huh right oh i'm here leah's on her way oh she's not home yet leah's not home yet leah leah's not home yet well i'm excited when she gets home i'm getting excited i'll give her a special message um anyways so no i'm just kidding uh so anyway so, anyway, so, um, we had, of course, Miss Amanda's just, like, on the fucking dick-a-train. Oh, so that's Jim. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Stick with me. Dick-a-train. Dick-a-train? What's a dick-a-train? You're on the dick-a-train. Am I on the dick-a-train? You tell me when was the last time you had Strange. Eh, Friday. When was the last time before that? Eh, yeah. So, uh. when was the last time you had strange yeah friday when was the last time before that yeah yeah so uh when was the last time before that not that long before that before that when was the last time before that probably a week before no a couple days before that when was the last time before that i can't remember that far back i'm getting old you know what count the rings on your vagina that'll help no so you you had dick on friday but it was different it was different it was well i'd never met the guy before yeah so okay now you're playing with that versus i was putting it away but it was you know i i was nervous as fuck yeah you actually had so it was the equivalent of like a blind date Of a blind fuck date No Yeah that's exactly it Sex wasn't guaranteed Oh the fuck it wasn't I was pretty ramped up for it But it wasn't guaranteed Because we didn't hit it off I mean it was awkward enough Trying to you know I'm like going I'm the shy one Not the outgoing one You guys decided on a restaurant Because it was attached to a hotel With the concept of well this way we can eat and get a room suggested this restaurant because it was in the hotel and that hotel was fucking booked but then the comment came out great we can get we can have dinner and then get a room there was there was okay there was a 99.99999 percent chance you guys are gonna fuck don't don't oh look at this all of a sudden we're gonna be all coy i don't know if we were or not yes yes we were yes we were did i have any doubts was would i have would i have bet there's no guarantees he would have liked what he saw have you you lost your fucking mind? I would have bet every dime I had. If you'd have come home like after a half hour, like after an hour having dinner, I'd have been like, what the fuck? I'd have had a heart attack. Well, we took two hours eating, so. Well, see, there you go. But it's funny because it was a blind date, basically. What's funny is we've known the wife forever today. We're very good friends with the wife. I'm really good friends with the wife. So am I. Yeah, exactly. But we've just never had the opportunity to meet her husband before. And so you guys, yeah. It was really funny. It was kind of cute. Because you, like, you know, like a little prom date floating around. Just saying. And then seven hours later when she came home, all the nerves were gone. Ta-da! Imagine that. It's like magic. Just saying. You can't find anything to talk about, but when you decide on a room, as soon as you walk in that room, all bets are off. It's amazing how much easier then things go from there.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
So, yeah, that was, that was, so the question is, the question is, will you go on a second date? Inquiring minds want to know.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker1:
We'll just check and see.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker1:
So now we all know that. So obviously, if on the second date you're betting on dinner and sex, I gonna go with that's a solid bet go for that dinner might not be now you know each other now you guys are just like hey you want to get a room let's go fuck yeah let's get a pizza how about how about some take out and a fucking take out in the fucking dixie cup and we're ready to fucking roll Let's hit this shit This is awesome No Lacey, you're not typing in a foreign language But the little side thing off to you was
Speaker2:
The little menu button is in a different language It's really weird
Speaker1:
So for those of you who don't know We're doing this in front of our secret, secret Facebook group Live, Kaz Bank Shh, don't tell the others And the other thing Miss Amanda did learn is Next time, check to see if there's availability at the hotel
Speaker2:
Now, let's take a look. facebook group live casbank shh don't tell the others and the other thing miss amanda did learn is next time check to see if there's availability at the hotel so that you know accordingly because that was actually a really funny text i got we're the hotel's full we're going to the other one well and the thing is is i don't have any idea why it was full granted the marathon was on sunday but everybody was walking around with these name tags that said something i couldn't read it because i wasn't focused on that and they were walking too fast and like so it's like okay we're sitting in the car trying to find a hotel on hotels..com to find out which one had availability. Hey, baby.
Speaker3:
This one does.
Speaker2:
It's right down the street.
Speaker1:
Glad you made it. I just want to say hi. Special message for you. Yeah, so there you go. So next time you're going to do a DoorDash. And call it good. So yeah, there you go. So what's on your agenda for this week? We're all living vicariously through you at this point in time. Nothing? We're going to write a children's book. The Adventures of Great Badge. Anyways, no. I mean, you know, I've gotten a... We should really meet up sometime. Actually, no. That's the old work guy. No, yeah. The winds of change are blowing briskly on that motherfucker. To put it mildly, and he senses a disturbance in the force. He's been replaced by somebody with a car, which, you know, of course, I helped you this week. I helped you with your other boy toy. i sent the picture of you being a smart ass with the muffin saying you need to hurry and fuck her again because you said the muffin was a biscuit the biscuit was really good and i took a picture and said she goes the biscuit's as good as your dick you better hurry and fuck her again yeah that's what i'm here for yeah so there's that and then you woke me up at like one o'clock in the morning and fuck it was 128 yes i did And I just went
Speaker2:
I was a little tired
Speaker1:
Didn't hear you bitching
Speaker3:
No You woke me up at like 1 o'clock in the morning and fucked my brains out. It was 1.28. Yes, I did. And I just went.
Speaker2:
I was a little tired.
Speaker1:
I didn't hear you bitching.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
Nope.
Speaker1:
I even knew where the lube was and squirted up and away the way.
Speaker2:
You did.
Speaker1:
I was like, fuck yeah.
Speaker2:
That's why I keep it next to the bed.
Speaker1:
I was fucking revved up. I've been revved up all fucking week.
Speaker2:
You were flirting all night though.
Speaker1:
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I've been flirting the past three days.
Speaker2:
You had arrangements for two hookups this week.
Speaker1:
Fuck, and everything is fucking falling. Thank you. flirting all night, though. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I've been flirting the past three days. You had arrangements for two hookups this week. Fuck, and everything is fucking falling. Granted, communication is lacking in some of it, or miscommunication, or something. My penis wants to find a home. My dick is like in Caddyshack. No, it's not Caddyshack. No, the Adam Sandler one. Wrong movie. Fucking heck., I can't even think about it An Adam Sandler movie? Adam Sandler movie, yeah Go home, go in the hole You know you want to go in the hole It wants to go in the hole, it's really It's searching Currently it's the blind squirrel and it's looking for a nut Vagina Vagina I got nothing Wait a minute, what? You need a bacon delivery guy the show's yours gotta go bacon delivery guy is there such a thing yeah because i'll deliver the pork happy gilmore is what larry there it is yes happy gilmore it's yeah i'm delivering the pork anyways so this weekend we've got to do a wedding and um so we're gonna be be at a town. And so who knows? Maybe we'll wait. The hotel room has been lovingly paid for by folks that used to be in the lifestyle that aren't. That's how they know me and want me to do their wedding. But they've bought the room. So that means. For two nights. For two nights. That means fuck fest is on. Just saying. All I got to do is officiate and do the other thing after that, then, yeah, we're good.
Speaker2:
So we'll have, like, a whole day Saturday.
Speaker1:
A whole night Sunday, Friday night, a whole day Saturday. After Saturday night, we'll be in a casino.
Speaker2:
What kind of shenanigans can we get into?
Speaker3:
Oh, shit.
Speaker1:
My penis is going on the prowl somewhere. Be very, very quiet. My penis is on a vagina. It's going to be awesome. So right, there we go. I'm going to play with my scrunchie. I'm telling you, everybody fucking needs one of these. God damn it. Get one of these. Safety first. I demonstrated earlier this week. I demonstrated the scrunchie. I made dick-sucking sound because if you're in a swinger and you have these. You're good at making that, and I don't know how. That's kind of scary. Because I've listened to lots of porn. Because that's why this arm is so fucking strong. It makes gagging noises? No, it doesn't make gagging noises. Sloppy noises. No, I didn't do that. You've got to get the YouTube video for this. Oh, my God. We need to, like, paint lips and stuff, and then you need to, like, jack off, and we'll get pictures of it. Wait, where I can have it. No, because it's got to go the other way. I don't jack off this way. That'll, like, twist my... But then you won't be able to see the lips. My little girl would have a broken neck. Oh, no. Maybe it's a mouth with a tongue sticking out every time it goes down. I like that goat video. Anyways, okay. This is why we have so many sponsors just saying not really uh okay so we actually have because the the fucking teleprompter tells us eieio we actually we have points and shit that we're gonna we're gonna accomplish tonight unlike last week okay okay so everybody get serious now no more more fucking around. No more fun, motherfuckers.
Speaker3:
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker1:
Okay, so we actually... What are you doing?
Speaker2:
You have a big dog fuzz on you.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I bet Slash's old lady doesn't do that to him with his hat.
Speaker2:
Bet you she does.
Speaker1:
Bet she doesn't.
Speaker2:
Does he even have one?
Speaker1:
Yeah, he's married for a long time. Well, I have no idea. She's hot as fuck. Trophy bitch. She's plastic. It's Barbie. Anyways. Okay, so on our website, on a crazy casbah.com, we got a question, new couple, and getting a nice dick massage. See other people getting dick massages right now, too.ill fucking sexual activity la la la anyways okay so it's her birthday there's no cum stains on the hat no that would actually piss me off like i like being laid with somebody like jizzed on my head like no bitch no don't jizz on my head i'm just saying i'm kind of playing the hell away i know it's all fucked up uh anywho so now they're talking about fucking fucking and shit and i'm all butterfly and flustered as hell imagine that okay so we had a couple on our page uh they shot us a note and they're new in the lifestyle and their questions they're now just really starting it they're not they've been in lifestyle a while but they're now really starting to get out to events and stuff like that and they're enjoying the whole concept of playing here's the biggest thing their question they had is that obviously we've talked about this in the past a little bit but it's always a good reminder because it's a big thing now their thing is is they believe in there needs to be some physical attraction and they're having their biggest problem is is how to politely or how to approach the topic of if they get in public and somebody's somebody's fucking ugly no if somebody's not if there's when they get there there's no physical attraction and they want some ideas they were, how can we politely ditch the situation? Now, there's an added catch with this. There's an added thing, and I get this. This is an important part of it. How can we do it in a really kind of quick manner so if you're in an event, you're not wasting half the event trying to get rid of the people, trying to be polite by people that you know you're not interested in hooking up with see this is the thing this is the part because it's we're talking about live and in person but let me tell you if you're at an event and you're just trying to ditch someone yeah that comes across as clicky well right it can because you're not even trying to even they don't just talk to somebody they don't want to they don't want to be rude but they want to they want it to be very clear that hey nice person but but this isn't there's not a physical attraction how do how want to, here's the challenge. This is a great question because this is something everybody faces. Well, the thing is, are they being asked? Are we in terms of being asked? What do you mean? Like, are they just coming over there to be nice because they're nice people and they just said that? No. So are they just coming over to be nice or are they going, hey, hook up and you want to ditch them it's no it's quit saying like ditch like they're not no but it's it's more along the lines of like you know they've been talking to somebody and then when they meet and you know the difference from a lot of people can click online it's not the same thing as when you click in person true okay so when you get in person you're like okay well they're not as whatever your qualifications are whatever not qualifications but whatever you're looking for is right so how do you at that point in time there's you know the reality of it is the the correct answer in a perfect world would be to say here's the you're a really nice person i'm just not physically attracted to you but you and i both fucking know that ain't gonna happen no because i couldn't say to somebody i mean as much as i'd love to be able to say no okay now wait wait a minute i should put this i should put this precursor with that shouldn't i a little asterisk with that last statement if i've been drinking heavily and if you're annoying the fuck out of me i can probably tell you directly to your face hey no but most time i'm not gonna be able to do that so how do you how do they do that how do that's what they want to know what are some ideas to be able to politely without being a fucking which i'll be you know they don't want to be the assholes right but by the same token they don't want to fucking i get, they don't want to be the assholes. Right? But by the same token, they don't want to fucking... I get it. You don't want to wait the whole night. You're like... You want to be soft, but you want to get the message across. So it's like, okay, so we can go on and check for other people on our list versus just...
Speaker3:
You know?
Speaker1:
What would you say, pumpkin?
Speaker2:
Well, I don't know because, you know,
Speaker3:
I don't know because, you know, if someone comes up and talks to me, even if I'm not attracted to them, I'm not going to turn them away for talking. Even though they're... Slut! Maybe verbal. Is there such thing as a verbal slut? You're a verbal whore. I'll'll talk to anybody and everybody doesn't mean there's going to be any type of connection okay but that okay so hold on julie says it's funny how you mentioned this tonight this weekend i had a guy message me saying he wanted to fuck me and when i didn't respond the way he wanted me to he went off on me and said he was going to use my answer in his study. I'm so sorry. Julie, I thought I said we weren't going to talk about that. No, I'm kidding. Wow. This shows what a really, very real problem this is. Okay, but if someone were to come up to me and say, hey, I want to hook up, I would need to find a way to gently let them down of, no, it's not happening. Perfect. Great. That's the same thing that they want to find. That's why they wrote in to us,
Speaker2:
hoping that we could give them solutions to it. No, but I mean, if somebody just came up to me
Speaker1:
just to have a general conversation, you know, I'm not going to say, oh my God, get away, I'm not interested. No. No, because you're still going to talk to him and be nice. Yeah, look, there's a million easy ways if somebody just comes up randomly and like, hey baby, I want to fuck. I mean, you might be in their study as whatever, but Mike, oral is okay. If somebody just comes up and says that there's a million ways to get out of that. If you're at a party, somebody you don't know comes up and says, Hey, baby, you know, nummy, I want to fuck you. You can blame me. You can say you're on the rag even though you don't have a uterus. You can say we don't fuck on the first date even though it's a blatant lie if they listen to the show. I mean, you can just say, I'm not interested in playing tonight. There's a million and one things you can say. What we're talking about here, though, is, and Julie, you'll need to send me that study. So maybe he'll have some answers in that study that we can all use. What we're talking about is you have set up, okay, here, let's do it this way. Better way. Let's say that you and your current boy toy ish had been talking online which one i'm gonna start using fucking names no no no no current boy toy had been talking online and you're just like oh fuck yeah and then when you met in person you're like oh no never, no, never mind. You're like, uh, I'm not into that. Let's say it had a fucking fourth leg and he fucking was like a part squid or something. I don't fucking know. Some with an extra nipple on the side of his face, whatever. How do you handle it then? Because you were there specifically. Everybody's jumped on more. Don's like, if it's that easy, hey, want to hook up? How do you fucking, how do you take care of that? What do you mean he was fucking threatening? This was on my fucking page, was it, Julie? You and I need to talk after this. Holy shit. How do you deal with that situation? That's what they're talking about. If I were talking to somebody online and I was flirting, which I suck at doing, so it probably wouldn't happen anyway or else I'd look like an idiot. Wait a minute. How do we flirt? Send pictures. Duh. I told told that to some the restaurant has a hotel attached to it no that's not flirting that's just general knowledge um when when i was having my blind date i said i really am horrible with flirting i'm like i flirt by sending pictures i tried that the body says it all i tried that sending pictures i sent you one. The body says it all. I tried that. Sending pictures? I sent you one today. You did? I sent you and two other girls a picture. And trust me, on Snapchat, you want me on your Snapchat. Because if you've seen this fucking... I tried to take a picture like you take. We're totally getting butterflied. You're getting butterflied. I was naked and I tried to take one over my back. So I was looking at the camera and it had my ass It was fucking horrendous
Speaker2:
Do it on a short couch where your arm is up
Speaker1:
Sweetie, if I do it on a short couch I'm going to look like a mermaid out of water Okay, it's weird Okay, so back to these poor people Here's the answer to your question folks We have no fucking idea You're on your own completely Throw a drink in their face and run away
Speaker2:
Chatting wise If somebody says in a message That they want to fuck
Speaker3:
Thank you. No, no. Throw a drink in their face and run away. Chatting-wise, if somebody says in a message that they want to fuck. Yes, you did send me one today, Julie.
Speaker1:
And I've never met them before.
Speaker3:
You know, it's a, well, let's see how it goes.
Speaker2:
So it's pretty much to see if you have a connection, right?
Speaker3:
So that's your immediate out.
Speaker4:
Because then in person, if you meet them and you don't click, you can say, I'm just really not feeling it right okay so so what you're saying let me and i'm going to hold on one second while i interpret what they're saying okay what you're saying though is is really is better set up ahead of time right you don't okay you don't automatically commit when you see a picture because everybody can distort their pictures there's filters there's angles i can't what you see is what you fucking get there's all kinds of distortion the more i try to use angles the more fucking retarded i look just so you know and if you'll still if i send you pictures and you go okay well what the hell at that point in time you're probably gonna fuck when my ass was this big i can make it look like it was like this what you do let me help you out with this send funny pictures again for those of you on snapchat if you go to my story you'll see because all these guys are sending you these shower pictures right and and so i have one person that sends me shower pictures i just get multiple i do really shitty i can't figure it out like i i end up fucking my ruining my phone just stupid so my answer that is to do something funny so i got in the shower fully dressed i really wish you would record it for full fully dressed turn the water on it and took a video saying all these guys are doing sending all shower videos. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Speaker1:
And I sent it out. I thought it was funny. Yeah, just, I don't know.
Speaker2:
Leah, I'm with you on that. Take a dozen pictures before there's one. Leah sent a
Speaker1:
very good picture earlier because she had her boobs go Yeah. Actually, she didn't have a sound effect with them. I made that up in my head. And so, you know, I replayed it over and over again and every time I was like I was clicking watching your boobs bounce out. One time I actually said out loud god's not showing boy i'm not even gonna lie it is anyway so i'm sorry so the answer to that question with this long roundabout thing we had something serious here we're trying to help and it's really a good one that's getting fucking butterfly i'm trying to keep things light and moving along here so the thing is is that julie when you set it up to meet somebody do you commit automatically to fucking them without seeing them in person i do oh but that's just because i'm okay so then when you see them and they're not your type what do you do take a pill look realistically i have a pretty good idea if they're my type long before we get to that point okay see i'm joking around with that i probably shouldn't okay have you ever met somebody online you're like oh my god she's hot yes and then when you meet them in person they open their mouth and you go oh me away. Yes. And do you know what I did with that person? What? I had sex with them anyways and paid dearly because they were batshit crazy for many, many years after that. Just saying. As a guy, it's a little bit different story. Because as a guy, it's like, well, okay. When I was, okay, let's go go back when i was in college when i was in college i just fucking said not interested which never happened because i was gonna fuck anything that i could fuck in college i'd be like all right it's a chick hey let's go how did i fit in that category you were a fucking chicken came on to me now the fact i used my real name and came back did i come on to you or did you come on to me in your room you fucking damn near fucking raped me it was fucking you're like aren't you gonna kiss me and then you know you threw me down oh what you're like oh my pants are off and you're bouncing on top of me and you can fill their mouths with stuff the thing the thing is, is in college, now I think there's a much better chance. Oh, yeah, like a stuffed pig. Holy fuck. I think there's a much better chance now of a girl meeting me in person. And going, oh, shit. And going, oh, fuck. And either doing one or two things going, well, I'll get out of it, or i just have to lay there and pretend like i'm having fun anyways i mean because going through well thank god i can just fake it or whatever or i mean a guy can do that no no a girl doing that oh well yeah girl i can my worst fear is actually a girl seeing me and going oh my god i'm gonna have to take one for the team how did i get myself into this horrible situation yeah when i was 20 i didn't think that that could happen i'm 50 now almost it can happen so i just feel real fortunate anybody wants to be there again gary says it too and exactly right uh let's chat in person see we have the chemistry really see becky has a point because okay they don't play on the first meeting. Yeah. So, actually, if you set that up automatically, then if you don't click, then you don't have to come up with an excuse.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1:
And that's just it. I think there's the true answer. It took 22 minutes to get to it, but the true answer is set up is really what's most important. You know, and Julie said she'd prefer a guy to be honest to me that i'm not their type ladies because there's so many you're not their type look ladies let's just be honest for a real quick second okay the reality of it is is guys we're big dumb animals it is what it is okay and the older we get uh the more that we're just excited to be invited to the party happens so it's going to be very hard pressed for a woman to find a guy that goes you're not my type when you're young no that okay look at the fucking consider the source for one well but he didn't have the balls to say it it was his wife that said it to you right and but here's the thing and that was also a lot of years back when you're younger and he was a dick but when when you're younger as a as a guy you're arrogant enough to actually fucking believe that you can get anything you want as you get older you understand the fact that look a woman can get any dude she wants to get you just need to hopefully be in line and and whatever and you need to be you know appreciative of that plus you also learn as you get older i think what if you
Speaker2:
what if you end up wanting to play on the first date after you told me don't play on the first date you can always have seen some profiles that say we don't usually play on the first date but
Speaker1:
Thank you. But what if you end up wanting to play on the first date after you told them you don't play on the first date? I have seen some profiles that say, we don't usually play on the first date, but there are exceptions. If you want to play on the first date and you don't usually play on the first date, what you do is you go to the bar and buy three rounds of shots. And then go, oh, I guess I do want to play on the first date. So you have to be careful at an event that they don't see you off with someone go off with someone else i think well but i don't that's true but i don't think there's anything wrong with saying that you're meeting up with multiple couples that might be another way to set it up too to be honest and go you know what we're looking to meet as many people as we can obviously we've set up with a couple of people we've been talking to to chat and meet with okay so that's a party scenario what if it was just meeting them one-on-one? Then I think the setup is really key i i really do because i think it's important to establish that anyways especially when you're dealing with varying degrees of experience because if you're relatively new and a couple goes well we thought maybe we'd meet for dinner and you don't really know what's going on that can be super nerve-wracking oh my god are we are we supposed to fuck is it for sure we're gonna fuck or are we not supposed it can be very nerve-wracking and and i think there's a the more clarity you have in setting up ahead of time I think that's that's huge and and you don't want to be seen as easy that's true uh but i mean i think i think that's a one-on-one and honestly that's kind of talking not out of experience because we haven't done very much of that think about it 11 years 11 years of doing this that was the first time you've went on basically a blind date In the lifestyle I mean So it just shows that We as a couple met up with a couple we didn't But we've only done it a couple times And the first time we did it was a complete disaster And The one where I fucking wrecked the car And I was so fucking pissed off Oh well we didn't even hook up no we didn't hook up that was a complete terrified no I'm also talking about the other one that we met at the bar in Omaha they had the Christmas trips oh my god we fucked them but it also was a complete disaster oh my fucking lord it was just they we went to some yuppie fucking bar where the drinks were expensive. And it was just like, oh, jeez. God. And they're like, so. And I was like, seven rum and cokes deep. She just wanted a bucket list. She wanted a bucket list. And he's like, so should we. And he was way older. And should we go? You weren't bad looking, though. I didn't even look at her like yeah what the hell let's do this and she looked at me she's like were you gonna talk to me i'm like at this point in time and then we walked into their house and they had upside down christmas trees and i forget the story that went along with that it was just like what okay yeah that's that's fine whatever and she wanted because she wanted a double penetration and they they and we were all all of us were surprised here's what's so funny about that okay total side note on this because this was fucking hilarious he was yammering about what a fucking huge cock he has and all this crap i never will forget this at all yammering about this right johnny rockstar i'm like well that's great she's gonna at least gonna get pounded good it was not that at all no because we were in the living room we chased the cats away hand hand and so but so i was fucking behind and it like there was a misgauge there there was like a total accidental, total accidental, almost fucking in the butt. And she yelped, like, you remember that? She's like, oh! And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. She's like, no, that's later. And it's like, and she goes, you know, I'm used to him. Well, guess which one of the two of us was fucking her ass when we did double penetration? It wasn't me, I can tell you and i just kind of stood off to the side and well because she was on top and and they she goes she stopped she's like i think a double penetration would be awesome i'm like what and next thing you know he's like bam and i'm like and you look over and you're like i guess you guys are doing a double penetration i'm like i guess we are away we go did i even get fucked that night yeah you you got fucked Oh okay Yeah you got fucked I don't remember Because he wanted to fuck you After fuck you in the ass And you're like You're gonna need to clean that Thanks And he's like Well I kind of killed the moment It's like okay We gotta go Yeah Yeah anyways Side note of a story That was long forgotten No shit I've got another part of that story But I don't know if I can tell it. I'll skip that part. It was still funny. That's when you have to ask me a side note about that in a private conversation. It was really funny. Because I remember just going, what? But whatever. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, most likely. Yeah. Okay. You know, when it comes to actually, Don has it right. I never expect, you shouldn't, there should never be an expectation when you meet somebody. Agreed. Absolutely. But at a party, we've been, not we, I've been known to be able to dodge pretty good. And, you know, that isn't't sometimes it's on purpose sometimes it's not okay wait you know what i'm gonna let a huge secret out of the bag oh good god what you guys all ready for this get ready for this if you want to know somehow we do some of this shit here's how this works if you've been to our events and you find it hard to catch us and do good fucking. It's because I call it playing shark. Okay? If you grab a shark in the water and hold it and not allow it to swim, it'll drown. It'll die. It's a fact. It will drown. Okay. Okay? The reason you can't catch me at an event is I play shark. Because if I stop moving, I will get grabbed. And I I will get then people will yip and that's awesome I enjoy spending time with them but then other shit's not getting done so the thing is is that's why you can never catch us we never quit moving it's a lot of times people go oh my god you just duck people parties no we don't duck you at parties we have no choice for one the other thing is we don't play a lot at parties because here's the deal people get pissed off it sounds stupid but i'm telling you i have lived this before and the reality is is that if if you want to fuck me at one of my events i'm all down i would love to fuck my events i heard it's a lot of fun everybody else does you stay until 4 o'clock in the morning. You have to come grab me when there's not a crowd around because people will get. There's always a crowd. There's not always a crowd, but there's people get. And I don't know why. There's this weird assumption of whatever, but it's like then people get pissed off because, well, you're off with them. them and as god is my witness if you've ever tried to have a conversation with me at an event and had people step right fucking in front of you and interrupt you to get my attention think about this for just one second do you want to fuck me and have people pound on the door hey cole you got a second hey hey just a Hey, just a quick second. Because I'm telling you right now, people will come in and stand there. Stand there while you're fucking. You weren't even at an event. One of our events. We were in Minneapolis. And you were fucking the girlfriend. And that girl kept pounding on the door going, I know you're in there. But like, we're fucking. Leave us alone. Seriously. So it's not that we don't want to it's that we have to we have to there's one or two ways you can fucks at an event you have to catch me late at night or or early in the morning or just if i have downtime now you know why downtime is so precious to me so if you have downtime that's when you come get me when i can sneak away or you have to understand there's a distinct possibility that like on like at crazy seminars if we are fucking in a tent you're gonna have people walk in the tent we met a girl came out special to an event not case ksn but another event to for us to hook up and people came and you were shooing people away from the tent because they were standing outside the tent to wait to talk to me. You remember that? Yeah. And the same, they don't do as much with her, but they do it with me continuously. So it's not that we're, you know, that's just, I don't know. And no, I don't dodge you, quit it. No, she does. She's ditching you all the time. No, she's not. Actually, she's much more. Yeah, Leah, I agree they can watch because, you know what, I'll put on a fucking show. Well, well i don't mind if they watch but it's when they want to talk to me too yeah because look here's the thing they're gonna like watch him like that's hot that's hot hey by the way do you care if we son of a bitch i don't care about anything i'm doing this right now i'm busy go away just saying oh god maybe we just have a ring set up next time ding ding next just kidding i don't know why it's i'm not a good enough fuck to have people interrupt me that's the important thing why are you looking at me like that just because you think i'm good fuck somebody else may come on here and go he was the worst fucking piece of dick i've ever seen i don't know i try my best i try hard i'm the little engine that could i think i can i think i can oh shut up okay let's do a midway point real quick god i can't keep control of him tonight hey you know what do you want to know the best place to get all of your podcasts not just crazy truth not just casper rant i know the place for you to go full swap radio that's right full swap radio network there's an app for that both uh android and apple app with that 53 of the top adult alternative lifestyle shows plus vanilla sunday changing the way the world listens to the lifestyle full swap radio.com and also you've listened to the shows you've read the mags come on fuckers buy some swag make sure you go visit full swap shop today get all of your cool cool merch not only for our store but we're the official merchandise store for 11 other shows and influencers in the adult alternative lifestyle you know what you can give to patreon but why not have a shirt to prove that you support the shows fullswapshop.com what are you doing am i ringletting yeah you are nice okay so there you go awesome so look at this go okay so next question that we had like this also came across the website this is going to be for the ladies and could the guys too let's open okay this question this actually I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know. came across the website this is going to be for the ladies and and good with the guys too let's
Speaker1:
open okay this question this actually this came from a single male in the minneapolis area as all that's all he wanted to say he's like his question is this uh as a single male he's had some issues at different times getting laid and he's pretty sure it's because of the shape of his penis and so what he wants to know he said i want to know what your listeners think what the women think what's the best shape of penis to have because his has according to him his hangs to the right has a big old curve in it and that's why he thinks that sometimes he has trouble getting laid so So he wants to know, ladies, what's the best shape of penis? So wait, is this like the one time when we hadn't really dabbled into the lifestyle yet? And you're like, here, look at this website. And you go, hey, look at this one. And it was totally bent in a 90 degree angle. Okay, that one? No, that would probably be a turn off. I only touch my nose, Brian, because that's to keep the cocaine in it. What? I do actually do that a lot. No, okay, yeah. So Julie says straight. So we've got to vote for straight. Does it really fucking matter? Sometimes the curve is beneficial. One time work dude sent me a picture, and I'm like, I didn't know it was didn't know it curved dang well i saw it at it it's pretty fucking straight i don't think it matt it it shouldn't okay it shouldn't matter i've had curved i've had straight i've had short i've had long i've had skinny i've had thick it all depends on the person so okay so we say it all the time or people say it all the time uh and amy just put you have to just figure out how to fuck it at it uh lindsey the motion of the ocean uh isn't uh isn't a lie i know extremes whoa where to go can extremes can happen but but i cannot see that making a difference i think is where they went to as long as it works they're all doable, variety is the spice of life from Reggie guys I really actually believe that probably of all the issues, of all the penis issues or fears that we have about our dicks out there really there's no two dicks identical i don't think i don't know if they're like fingerprints or not who knows but you can't do anything about whatever yours is shaped like if if the girl if you're with a girl she goes i wish i had a curved dick you're not going to break your dick to make it curve. Hold on one second. I mean, learn to fuck with it. Learn to, I would imagine, I watched the thing years and years ago. It was like this documentary on HBO. This was like 25 years ago. And they're talking about different penis sizes. And they had everything from guys with like porn stars with these massive dicks to micro penises and all points in between and the consistent message was all about knowing your partner or or listening to your partner to know what to do or how to use your dick because like the dude okay so what if you just met him you can still open your fucking eyes and pay a little bit of attention to the chick okay i i mean And honestly i had you had to teach me what the whole thing about fucking eating pussy what some ugly ass dicks have provided the best workout but and look there are some penises that are that are lumpy weird or have you know different lumps well there's some that have like a big head and some that have a little head and i'm just like there's alterations there's some chicks that love piercings and some chicks that hate them and but honestly okay fucking is just like sales identical here we go with the analogy good god okay if if you want to sell somebody something all you got to do you got to ask the right questions and then shut the fuck up and they will tell you exactly how to sell them if you want to sell somebody a car you there's about three questions you ask and then you let them tell you they will tell you exactly what to do and then do exactly what they say to do it's the same with fucking here's the deal you want to find you want to get a girl off hardcore seriously and fucking whatever it doesn't matter what you think they like you're wrong shut up watch their reaction have your eyes open don't just think about you getting off you'll get off you'll get off really hard when you get her off watch their reaction you know what a girl is not going to fake her eyes roll up in the back of her fucking head she can fake moaning she can fake moaning she can do the whole you know when harry met sally shit but i'm going to tell you when you put a dick in and it takes her breath away and she goes and the little things was also in the little clutch of the hand the little things those are your keys if you're doing it right or wrong just like you taught me with eating pussy no she wasn't squirming she was trying to adjust your fucking head dumbass where to fucking lick let them show you they know their bodies just like girls if you want to know the right way to suck a guy's dick don't worry he'll help you he'll if he starts pulling you back give it a break and open it a little wider or whatever. It's not rocket science, man. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just saying. Here's the other thing that you do, since you're not going to say it, you're just going to sit here and look at me. I love it. When you eat a girl out, you blatantly her do you like it above the kit below the clit on the clit in the clit where do you want it no it's usually do you like it above you like it with butter below the clit ranch some people have no idea what i'm talking about so i go on top and then i go underneath and it's when they go oh and then you go do you touch your hair or when they start squirming and it's just like Okay, oh, and then you go, that's that one. Did he touch her hair? Or when they start squirming, and it's just like, okay, I hit it. Yeah, but that's just it. You've never had a guy pull your head back? Well, that means you're doing it right, Julie. That's why. I don't think I've had a guy pull my head. I did have one say, can you go slower? You had one tell you, appreciate it, but that's good. That good That was me Right I was honestly way back then
Speaker2:
Yeah you did But you said in your college days you were more blunt about What you liked and didn't like
Speaker1:
Cause it hurt They don't hurt anymore just so you know The thing is But I mean that's really the truth
Speaker2:
I have more testimony
Speaker1:
I know shit man at this point I haven't even registered on the fucking letter of reference anymore It's weird I don't look good enough. We're all afraid we're not, whatever. I was talking to someone who's listening right now who we agreed that we're going to play a game. We're going to play a game when we hook up. Okay. And the game is because this person says, I said, you're beautiful. This person said, I don't see it. I'm just average. I said, you're wrong. She said, I'm not. Whatever. And I said, so we're going to play a game. And the game is that we're going to have this discussion where we're both naked. And then we can take turns pointing out what part of our body that we don't like to the other one. And then we can have that debate naked. Good point. Because this is the reality of it. all have guys and girls we all have fears ladies what's important about what this part of this is know that guys we may hide stuff with swagger and and bravado we're afraid that our dick isn't good enough we really are uh and so we have we if if there's something that's different than what is the norm we're concerned about it so understand that when you're going well my hips are too big or whatever guess what i'm worried about if you're going to notice i have one nut okay i'm not it might not but just in general get the idea you know what i mean so it's across the board that way it's just saying so does that anything else you want to add with the penis stuff well why you would go straight to i think it's my dick shape that's a whole nother issue in my opinion right versus that well what are you doing blasting it out to people and saying who wants to fuck i think mike said it earlier in there don't start off sending out dick pics and that's and that and that's really the the truth i mean that's a huge that's a huge part of it is like you know what hey the past several guys that i've hooked up with i didn't know what their dick looked like until i saw them naked uh yeah and there's something hot about one i think he sent me one but i didn't think twice about it okay so i don't want to hit this question this is a good question here's a question what's the lady's opinion on growers and showers uh it doesn't mean a diddle's damn difference to me i just assume everybody's a grower. I totally understand that. I understand that fear. That is a huge... Let me ask you, how old are you? If you'll put that in the comments, how old you are. Because that's huge.
Speaker2:
But, you know, I just go on the assumption that everybody's a grower.
Speaker1:
Right, right. Larry, I look at them every day, and I can tell you if one's better or not, it's just my job. Okay. So Eldon's 62. And the reason I point that out is that Eldon's 62, I'm 49. And you can go out down there. I'm still my, and, but the thing is, is that you you can this is a very real real thing is that we are concerned the reason i look if my how big is my dick roughly seven and a half okay pencil thin or kind of girthy kind of okay yeah kind of girthy okay if my dick if when i walked around naked it didn't look like a fucking you know just like a little hole peeking out of out of where my dick goes i'd have no problem walking around naked yeah even though i know i've seen it when it gets hard and people are like oh okay but when it's i still at 49 years old still have the same fears anxieties that i would have had in junior high in a locker room it's the exact same thing and it's irrational so my curiosity is what's the percentage of guys that are growers i think it's way higher i think there's way more guys that are growers versus showers i really well technically everybody Well, technically, everybody grows. Well, yeah, we would hope. It's just how much is exposed. Julia, as long as it gets nice and hard and works. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just... And see someone else that I'm one of those that don't care. Pay attention if it's a grower or a shower. Prefer not to see it ahead of time. Here's one of our first times at a swinger event, I had a girl say to me, she was drunk. She was not being rude, but she said to me, oh, my God, you're not kidding. You really are a girl or not a shower because she had seen it before. And her boyfriend at the time was the exact same way. Right. But when she said it, she didn't mean it mean. No, no it just came across but that is i can still hear that as clear in my brain trust me standing on the ladder to get into the pool at natural pines i can still hear that in my brain as clear as if everybody in the pool was chanting it that's how clear i can hear that because my thing is is that when everybody goes oh cole's here my thought is everybody's looking at my dick which obviously they're not it's not that impressive it doesn't matter but that's my fear that's the irrational fear that goes with it if people go why will i not walk down naked walk down naked through the plants that's why but there's other people walking around doesn't matter that's their dick and their problem this is my dick and my problem and that's the god's answer you know why i don't's other people walking around. It doesn't matter. That's their dick and their problem. This is my dick and my problem. And that's the God's answer. You know why I don't take shower pictures? Shower videos? Because I would have to get my dick pre-warmed up before I would do that. Because I'm not comfortable. Because it goes based upon body heat, right? So if you're in the shower, does it heat up and come out? Some, but it doesn't get out. Just because they go in the shower doesn't mean we're gonna fuck this is i won't send it i don't feel comfortable sending a shower picture okay according to my copious hours at the hito nude pool i can say most are growers rare percentage are showers again understand rationale has nothing to do with this we're talking about even to a girl that i have hooked up with who according we all had a good time i still don't feel comfortable saying the shower picture even though she has seen it up close and personal hard because it's it's not it's these are all this is why the lifestyle this is why we're a family because all of it is, this is all the real shit. This is, this is swinging. Swinging is a woman not being able to see the beauty because of whatever, whatever colored glasses she has on when she looks at herself in the mirror. This is 62 or 49 year old or 25 year old guys not okay with what their dicks look like this this is swinging this is the part that when everybody thinks of what they see on tv is the swinging world and we just fuck everybody and just fucking hedonistic and all this shit this is the real shit this is the part of what it really is because what really is important about swinging is we're overcoming our own fears and animosities about our bodies and who we are to put ourselves out there to be in a situation to be absolutely blasted or humiliated but the fact is the family comes through and it's the love that people give you this is what makes the lifestyle so awesome and that's the part that if the rest of the world could just understand it it'd be a totally different ball game so you have a bunch of people commenting about how they are growers um and then travis do women prefer cut or uncut it it fucks the same um when it's hard it all looks the same it's just when it's limp it's covered i've i've had uncircumcised and circumcised and i couldn't tell the difference you didn't know the one you didn't even know until afterwards right because because you made a comment after you went oh my god i didn't realize you were uncircumcised i've never been with a guy that's uncircumcised before yeah and i had no earthly idea yeah isn't it amazing we're not that far off we're really the reality of it is 99 now we won't go that way we'll say we'll say 90 of the challenges that we all face in lifestyle are all 100% manufactured here no and and but the thing is is that if we're all willing to fucking if everyone will put away the bravado where none of us are in high school put away the locker room mentality of yeah no that doesn't ever happen to me it's like we're not having it work whatever no it doesn happen to me. Put all that shit away and just keep it real. You know, maybe at KSN what we do. God, I can't believe I'm going to say this.
Speaker3:
I'm an idiot.
Speaker1:
Maybe what we do is, you know what? All of us that are fucking growers and it's a thing that drives us fucking nuts, we fucking make the parade. We just fucking pull. We just do a parade. Fucking, and I'll lead the motherfucker because, you know what? I have to get over the fear Because it's an irrational fear And I'll lead the fucking parade We all have Have our fears Of traipsing around naked Well the girls can go after that Because then Actually If the girls go first Then none of us will be Growers We'll all be showers At that point in time So that'll kind of ruin that whole parade, but whatever. Okay, real quick, because we're almost out of time. A grower parade. A couple of things that I want to hit on. A new thing I want to start doing each week on the show is health point of the day. Okay, health point of the day, this is a big one. We're doing what? A health tip of the day. Health tip of the day. Here's the health tip of the day. If you're taking a pill to help, guys, whether it be Viagra or one of the other offshoot brands, Cialis, I'm doing that. Any herbal stuff that you get. Follow the label. Seriously. Follow the label. We have seen multiple times. You want to know what will kill and kill a fucking thing paramedics paramedics don't why do i stare at cole because cole stroked out almost stroked out one night with what became our girlfriend almost stroked out to the point it was a fucking threesome it was a th. And at one point in time, they had to play after they got me, after I stopped hyperventilating, went deathly pale. They seriously thought I was stroking out. And I admitted that I had taken three. And it took like an hour and a half for me to get my heart rate to fucking, then I could go on with the night. I have lived it. Please. We're getting ready for big parties and big events and the temptation is i just took this pill it didn't work fast enough and pop another one i'm telling you it ain't worth dying for so don't do that yeah so there's our health tip of the day uh okay two last things one we are up for three awards this is really big to it you can hear talk about this every week for the ASN Lifetime Awards. You can vote twice a day between now and June 30th. And we're up for Crazy Winter Nights is up for best trade show slash convention slash event. Again, third time in a row. We want to win this motherfucker. Crazy Winter Nights. We're up for best retail business, which is Full Swap Shop. And we're up for best supporting business, which is Full Swap Radio. And radio and we've got some people quite honestly that are absolutely gunning for us how do i know this because i've already got to hear from them how they're going to take us out so please go to www.asnawards.com you can vote twice a day vote for us again in best retail business full swap shop best supporting business full swap radio best trade show slash convention event crazy winter nights we would greatly appreciate it you can vote twice a day twice a day every day between now and june 30th finally the last thing i'm going to hit on uh you know as a general rule i leave politics out of stuff uh in this case i am not i'm just going to put this out here because this is absolutely an important thing to know kids there's some shit going on in the world right now that you all fucking need to listen to and pay the fuck attention to and let me just put it out to you like this as a poli-sci major in college and someone's very active in this type of stuff and keeps up on this let me help you out with something if you think that eventually when there are things that are in jeopardy put laws in jeopardy of things that allow same-sex marriage that allow interracial marriage that allow same-sex sex i.e. sodomy laws if you think that those types of things being in jeopardy will not affect you you are wrong if you don't believe that at some point in time the sexual deviance miscreants dirty impure people that are swingers will be on the target you will be so keep that in mind and keep yourself abreast of what's going on in the world around you because kids the shits are coming so there you go so with that being said we're going to give shout out to our sponsors again asnlifestylemagazine.com smart swingers read smutify join smutify.com find crazy casbah on there as well and don't forget nightcaps nightcaps.com once you make your purchase you go and put in this code nightcap10-casbahinc and get your 10 or 15 discount as well give it for you or somebody you love it's extremely important absolutely I don't know. nightcap10-casba inc and get your 10 or 15 discount as well give it for you or somebody you love it's extremely important absolutely to take care of that as well and remember you can visit us at crazycasba.com follow us on truth or at truth crazy on twitter on youtube sign up for the youtube channel you can see everything that we do uh oh yeah i'll get to that in a second youtube.com backslash casba and also you can send us emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com and current bid standings as they are right now for the win lunch with miss amanda uh or win dinner uh miss amanda with me and with us together so uh miss amanda is taking lead she's at four hundred dollars is the current bid for miss amanda it's25 for me. I can't fucking believe it's anywhere close that high. And $300 for the both of us. So, everything keeps going until May. No, yeah, May 15th. Also, don't forget events coming up. Yep, we've got events coming up. We have the bowling meet and greet. I should have down the dates motherfucker 20th 20th we have got uh osceola in the first weekend in june fourth we have got uh the fun ride which is the 18th of june 18th of june we have uh i believe the bone fire the 25th of june we have we're gonna be gone the second week of june we're on a road June. We're going to be gone the second week of June. We're on a road trip. We're going to actually take a vacation for a weekend. Weird, I fucking know. And we will probably be announcing where we're at or whatever. I don't know what we're doing this weekend, but with the wedding stuff, we're just going to figure that out.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
So with that being said, kids, you know, it's the only way I know how, it's the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Wait a minute, what are they what the fucking about? Oh, 520 is the bullying. Doing it the only way we ever fucking will. Casbah Style, out.
