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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most calm, i'm here with the and i'm and i'm the new yeah and i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly touching shit she's not supposed to miss amanda hey we're here to redo what we did last night because last night there were storms and scary there was thunder and lightning and next thing you know we had 140 pounds of willie running amok with shit flying everywhere a shedding event somebody almost died oh wait that was just the dogs uh and uh yeah it was as soon as we got done he went to the basement and passed out because then all the drugs kicked in lucky fucking us uh anyway so we're gonna try to recreate all the fucking what the fuck that is our annual show and what we do so here we go it's an annual show it feels like it i don't know i'm taking a drink talk say something quick hurry okay so before we went on when i woke you up i took a picture of you sleeping so i can say that today you're a fucking cunt that's awesome great which by the way i posted on facebook which here's it's follow don't spit we have somebody listening that wouldn't happen to her you know why yeah stretchage i just want here's what i want to say i'm sorry i couldn't resist baby hey here's it no she'll think it's funny she told me i could crack any jokes okay you can crack any jokes what you know what that means don't ever give me that kind of power and authority anyway so here's the thing i want to do you know that last night i woke you up like 15 minutes before it was showtime because i was trying to be nice 10 minutes 15 minutes before showtime and you fucking went on the air and you went all fucking hyper bitch mode and like he's a dick and he was like trying to screw me like so tonight you specifically wait seven minutes and you're like no i said 10 damn Speaker2: it and it was 10 it was 7 19 when i walked all i know was it took me a minute because i was like Speaker1: you mean we're gonna i can sleep till then you're like no we're gonna record the show then Speaker2: no you looked up and you're like and you're like it's time to get up you're like Speaker1: you don't want to know what my what i was dreaming about that's why that was a real problem I don't want to know what my what i was doing about that's why that was a real problem podcast time to get up you have 10 minutes oh i oh we recording yes in 10 minutes yeah yeah no yeah it it uh yeah how do i Well, here, hold on. Anyway, yeah, the thing is, is that I was having a really fucked up dream, so it was like, this is one of those things that a couple of, sorry, you don't own the rights to that. There could have been, one or two things could have happened. I either could have screamed like a fucking biatch, or I could have, like, swung either way, but, because I didn't really know where I was know where i was at but uh the key point is i got up and i was perky and pleasant and look at me now still perky still pleasant still ready to roll sure i just didn't say a fucking word i didn't speak i changed my shirt i didn't even talk it's awesome i also had the kind of nap where you feel like you missed the school bus oh fuck i didn't know, I was like in a fucking fight. In a fight? You want to know what I was fighting over? Pussy. God's honest fucking truth. You want to know what's really funny? It wasn't mine. I could name names, and I'm not going to fucking. But here's, you know what I was fighting from? God's honest truth. A bear. So, yes, at one point in time, I was fighting him with a bear to get laid. And I was, yeah, it was fucked. Yeah. Are we saying Fuzzy Fuzzy was a bear? I'll tell you what. I don't think it was fuzzy. No, I'll tell you what. There's claws or teeth, whatever. And here's the sad thing. We were in between, like, rounds. It was like we were both tired and aggrieved. So there hadn't been a clear-cut winner. So I don't know if that means that later than I am going to go back to sleep and finish this fucking fight. I can tell you this. In my nap, I didn't get a lot of rest, and I also didn't get fucking laid.
Speaker2:
Okay, so you hadn't even got, like, one round in before the bear came?
Speaker3:
We had.
Speaker1:
We got tired.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
We were about to fucking, and then the bear shows up. And here's what's really funny. Again, this is why I'm not saying names. They were undecided who they were cheering for because it was a good fight. God's honest truth. I you were there you were too you're like well it is it is a good you're like who's gonna win i'm like really ain't nobody cheering for me just straight up uh whatever i don't i don't even know so kinky shit yeah i don't fucking i know but i'm gonna tell you this much when i fucking you're at because in my sleep I'm going to be setting bear traps around the house. What's going to happen if I'm going to have dogs that touch me? I'm going to feel fuzzy in the middle of the night and fucking lose my fucking shit. That's probably what's going to go on, so. But enough about the fucked up world according to Cole because this is why he gets pussy galore. I just want you to know, if there's a chance that we may have sex, I'll probably fight a bear for you. I might not win, but I'll fight one for you. Just saying.
Speaker2:
30 years ago, we were...
Speaker1:
Man, I didn't have to fight a bear either. No, you didn't. You just liked my penis back then Well, duh Well, let's take this opportunity to put a really good plug in for Cole's penis Not everyone can say they've had 30 years of experience Can you tell us about some of the highlights of Cole's penises? What do you like best about Cole's penis? Seriously? Oh, fucking that's a heart attack Are you you shitting me this is an opportunity in a lifetime there ain't no fucking way i'm missing this motherfucker you know you want to know it's only it took four hours for you to fucking kiss me and i had to ask for it but was it worth it well yeah but i had to ask for it here's the thing if i was good with put it, like, in the video edit, there'd be, like, a picture of my penis coming up here right now sitting there. Anything else? Any distinguishing marks? Anything else you would like to say that was highlighted? Signature marks. I don't know. You have one nut. Does that count? That's what's... Okay, well, I'm glad you brought that up because, obviously, you get to experience my complete satchel and set when I was young and fully functioned with two nuts. Has there been a drop-off or do you still enjoy riding the wave with just one? It doesn't feel any different. Oh, so we haven't lost a step at all. What you're saying is that my penis still performs at the same quality it did 30 years ago. Yeah. I mean, I can't remember that far back, but yeah. Okay. But that's just it. You'd remember if it was like, oh, now it's a huge disappointment when I fuck Cole. You don't feel that way when you have sex, do you? We wouldn't have three kids if it was a disappointment. No, that was then. They're old. But what I'm saying, for those, for the modern people that are listening now, not wanting to mention names, what we want to say is that Cole's penis has not lost a step in all these
Speaker3:
years.
Speaker2:
No, it hasn't.
Speaker1:
It still functions the same, springboard hard, excited and perky, comes with vigor and enthusiasm.
Speaker2:
I could be such a bitch.
Speaker1:
Don't even. Because guess what? I could be a bitch. I dare you know you've gotten older you know speaking of that you don't say it's harder because we have seemed to went from a rainforest to a desert some days i fully admit that remember who you're talking to and remember who you're talking to just because i now wrap it with fucking like pops you're talking to. Just because I now wrap it with fucking, like, Popsicle sticks. If you see me eating a Popsicle on the street, just know he's going to get some because I'm going to wrap my dick. You're going to stint it? I'm going to split my dick. Well, now this will be interesting to see if that paid off for the better or worse. I don't know for sure. Wait a minute. What are you going to... What's Breeie will need me to prove that my dick still works the same well we're gonna start by going back in time you know the joy of not having time machine god i want to sing and break out in song because you say something and can't do that that's the same thing she says when she sees my penis she just wants to break out in song and sing see everything this show is going to be about this is going to be the penis show right i'm fucking going for it i don't fucking care oh my god i could give two flying fucks because of a willy disrupting last night we're gonna willy it up this one all the way across the board and you know what by the time this weekend this show is over every girl that listens to this whether they think i'm a fucking act or not is going to want to try my penis because it's like well i've heard this much about it how do i know for sure so it's gonna be like should i give you a plug of it last longer now oh yeah remember that one stint you went through where it was like 30 seconds and done it, mind you, that was about 23 years ago. Yeah, that was a long time ago. But I worked right through that, didn't I? I wonder if that could have been a cancer thing. We just didn't know it. How about we not talk about that, but we'll keep going about how it's better now. Jesus. What? I overcame... My dick overcame adversity. Here's one of the things that we don't tell a lot of people. When you have sex with me, when you're sucking my dick, if you're really quiet and put your ear to my one nut, you'll hear the Rocky theme song as it overcomes adversity. Sometimes you'll hear Eye of the Tiger. It depends on my mood. Just saying. Go ahead. When this is all said and done, I am never going to get laid again. There you go. It's a Casbah amusement park ride. I've got nothing. Step right up. Step right up. Come see the world famous penis. It's like a Jurassic Park thing, just saying. You have it here because it's pretty, but it'll defend itself. You're such a dork. Oh, my God. You know what's really funny? I encourage some of these people that are listening to listen to this show. If I would only think about where I was going to take these shows before I invited certain people to listen, I'd be so much better off. Yeah, you're having fun. And he's putting songs in my head. And I'm putting wieners in your heart. And together... We're not wild-type, right? That gives me a thing. Hey, just so you guys all know, we are now, a lot of people going over to Smutify. And the reason for, if you're on there right now, today's Wiener Wednesday, guess how you'll know when you get to our page there's dicks everywhere dicks uh but you know what one of the things we're going to be doing on smutify because when we get over there we can record our show on camera however we want so one of the first episodes we will be doing we are going to do a can you tell what kind of show it is we're going to be doing a blowjob show. But the cool part about it is, Miss Amanda, we will have people in the studio. And we'll actually be able, A, she'll be able to be, we can be naked to do the show. And B, we won't just do a show talking about blowjobs. She'll be able to do a demonstration. I don't know if I'm qualified. Oh, fuck you aren't. Let's go back to my penis my penis were to rate your dick sucking skills in the early years 30 years ago as son of a bitch ow uh and that's when i told you you need to watch porn to where it is now which is wow wow professional you got the head twist and we don't want to give all the way to show, but that's going to be one of the things on Spotify that we can do. So you check that out. We'll want to see in our show notes how you get on Spotify. It's like Facebook, but fun again. So you'll find us over there. So that's one of our sponsors.
Speaker2:
I wouldn't say it's not supported by iPhone. You can still go to it. The thing is, is iPhone is very fucking particular. Ask us how we know. Yes, no shit about making apps. Just for the full swap radio. Took eight months. Eight months. Eight fucking months. Because it wasn't appropriate. Wait a minute. We have volunteers. Oh, for me, I'm like, well, wait a minute. But Julie, you don't have a penis if you do. Well, but she has a VAD.
Speaker1:
Okay, so you don't say.
Speaker3:
I do say.
Speaker1:
But maybe she was volunteering because she's excited to hear about my dick. How many licks did it take to the center of Cole's nutsack?
Speaker3:
One. Woo-hoo.
Speaker1:
Well, it's missing a nut, so it should be easier to get easier to get to i gotta do is move the flap out of the way anyways uh so yeah so these are things so but you watch the show notes because smutify you want to check it out smutify uh it's actually blah blah smutify.com and you know it'll be in the show notes but you can find crazy casbah you get on there, you can find me, Cole Snodgrass so you can get on there, Crazy Casbah and we'll get you in the group, we got other groups we can build in there also so check that out why we're talking about fucking sponsors and what not, probably should do that part this is, in case 13 minutes into it hey, great news, welcome to season 5 episode 204 I wrote it down and a huge shout out to our sponsors ASM Lifestyle Magazine I don it down. And a huge shout-out to our sponsors, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Smart Swingers, what do they do? They read the magazine, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. They read? They read. Are you sure? They could. I don't know if I'm illiterate. They read between the lines. If you're blind, I have something in Braille. It's my nut sack, but we'll see if you can figure that out. It's wrinkly. Because it's missing a nut. Well, maybe it tells a story, and I just don't know it. Here's the story of my lovely penis. Anyways, so check out ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Don't forget to go in and vote for us and all kinds of stuff, because we rock. Also, so, on somewhat of a serious note uh we're actually super excited to announce one of our new sponsors uh apparently i can type nice uh our new sponsor is nightcap nightcap it is it's the scrunchie with the lid inside of it that's right we we are dedicated moving forward you can be one or two places proactive or reactive in the world of keeping people safe at your events. Nightcap is all about helping prevent people from getting drugged at parties and events, and we have now teamed with them. So you can actually, in the show notes, we will have the link that you can use to go to Nightcap, because it also gives you a 10% discount if you do that. We're an official affiliate with them. And we also have customized units coming with our logos it's not a mood it's a lifestyle uh coming so we're super excited to partner with them that's really badass and that's really awesome that ties right into something the huge announcement it was huge last night when it was new but we're gonna do it again like it was new because it's still super exciting so as we talk about all the time we do events we do a couple big events each year and here's the deal and i said it before i'll say it again i still believe it proactive versus reactive reactive when you're reactive to situations you don't have control if you know me i'm a fucking control freak uh i don't like being reactive i like being proactive and we both like being proactive so we are proud to announce All of you haters Fucking cock Google over All of you No shit. All of you fucking haters, all of you people that haven't thought of an original idea since, I don't know, for the last six years, take notes. Here's your big opportunity to copy something and make yourselves better, you fucking idiots. Copy us on this. Kazba is coming out from here on out from our major casbah events primarily on our formals like our crazy winter nights and our birthday bash uh we will have the new casbah safe table we're the only group doing this out there across the country what is our casbah safe table the casbah safe table is a spot that will be manned by our staff and our staff only if you're going to go to the bathroom you're going to go dance whatever you're going to step away from your drink for any reason whatsoever you will come up to the safe table obviously it's a free service you give our staff your drink only our staff can get to your drink you go do your thing when you come back we're not just going to give you your drink when you come back we're going to take and test the drink in front of you so that you know you're having a clean non-roofy drink when it's handed back to you now we know is this the most is this the only way will this stop any chance of somebody more roofie no it won't the only way to do that is have drug drug sniffing dogs that are up everybody's ass non-stop and we know no one will go to parties if you do that. But we're going to continue to try to lead the way in how to make events safer, better, and we don't give a fuck about what it costs to make people be safer. When you come to our events, we want you to feel safe. Here's the deal. We can only beg, plead, and encourage you to use these sorts of resources that you have. That's why we put them out there. If you use the resources, it's going to keep you safe. Now, there's another thing with it, though. The safe table, besides being a safe place to drop off your drinks, the safe table, we want to make sure that we have a place that you always, you should never have to wonder or search for security or search for Amanda and I or search for one of our cadets or one of our knights. If for any reason you need help, someone's bothering you, someone's being too close, someone's being too pushy, you're just not feeling comfortable, maybe it's something medical, you will know where the safe table is. And the people at the safe table will be there to help you to make sure that you are safe, whether that be to make sure that people get away from you, give you space, whatever may be it's not just for your drinks it's about making sure your overall experience is safe completely we are dedicated to this this is a huge thing to us and we are excited to bring this to you all the way across the board and so you know the last time there's always it's about protocols and training you know everybody goes, you're not allowed to make money or be a business in the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
Here's the other thing. Fuck you. You're stupid.
Speaker1:
You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker3:
Okay?
Speaker1:
Here's the reality of it. You have to have protocols. You have to have training. All the people, it's not going to be at the last minute, hey, can you run the safe table? We'll have protocols in place, training in place to make sure that the people at that safe table know how to properly and correctly handle a situation. To make sure that you don't randomly get, someone isn't randomly put in an Uber with somebody they don't know. To make sure that somebody checks to make sure that they're medically safe enough to go to a hotel or home versus to a hospital or whatever the case may be. So we are excited about this. We hope you are too. And we hope that you guys will support it. And honestly, I hope that you fucking crawl up all the other party planners' asses and you tell them that you expect the same thing at their event. And if they won't do it for you, well, I hope you tell them to fuck off. So there it is. But we can't control what others do but we can't control us so we are super excited about the casbah safe table that's first thing and i want to throw this out here too side note as we talked about this and we spent a lot of time working on coming up with this the person whose idea it was for the safe table everybody needs needs to know, Cavs Bank is actually owned, run, and whatever by Miss Amanda. It's actually her company. And so it was actually, this is an idea that is to protect females. That it was a female's idea, which just makes it all the more I mean it we kept that in mind and this was Amanda's idea and it's probably of all the things we've come up with in Caswell without a doubt this is one of the best ones we have ever come up with thank you Miss Amanda so there you go talk much? would you say something when I'm drinking for the love of fuck
Speaker2:
everybody needs something at their ears
Speaker1:
what happens is this is how I end up gagging like I'm gagging on dick Thank you. talk much would you say something when i'm drinking for the love of fuck everybody needs what happens this is how i end up gagging like i'm gagging on dick because then i'm trying to drink water you're not talking so then i'm like hurrying i forget to swallow and next thing you know i'm gurgling around in my throat and i'm like fucking carrying jesus thank god it's not snotty fucking phlegm so today marks. So, today marks 30 years since our one-night stand. Our journey into ho-ism started tonight, 30 years ago. Yeah, it is. Isn't that something? Wow. And here's what's funny. I have loved... You must have liked the vag to come back before. Oh, shit. By the way, if you get a chance to fuck Miss Addictive, it's like licking toads. You stick your dick in it once, it'll suck you back in. The, the, uh, the and of course, you put a post on, and I love it because everybody's like, oh, you haven't aged a day! And all this shit. Not one person put that on my post. Not one person went, you know, Cole, you haven't aged a day. Everybody's like, oh, Miss Amanda takes on geriatric sex. Oh, the fuck I haven't aged 30 years.
Speaker3:
Jesus.
Speaker1:
Well, they won't know until they're on Smuttyfy and can see if there's any hidden wrinkles somewhere. The corner of a bad smile is a little bit different now.
Speaker3:
Hidden wrinkles.
Speaker1:
No, there's not. Fuck, you still look just as odd.
Speaker2:
It's Judge Marks.
Speaker1:
Yeah, but I just wanted to be known. As she said earlier on, I was a gentleman. I was just willing to chat and talk and whatever, and she was like, fuck me, fuck me now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like we still do now. Because we both like to talk to each other. Weird. And finally, I'm like, are you going to kiss me or what? I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, bullshit, you little. I'm like Are you gonna kiss me or what I'm like Oh Okay Yeah bullshit You little Yeah I was like You were a pussy hunter back then Maybe You are Be very very quiet We are hunting pussy Oh yeah No that was And here's what's funny It's my mom's birthday tomorrow And so the night after So we fucked all night long and the next day my parents are coming to take me out to breakfast for her birthday and i'm sitting and my friend i'm sitting in my chair i get down in my room like also our best man yeah i sit down in my room because we live in the same dorms like an hour and a half before they get here and i've been up all night i'm sitting there i've got scratch marks on my back i'm train wrecked as fuck i didn't scratch marks on my back. I'm train wrecked as fuck. I didn't scratch your back. Yes, you did. I'm train wrecked as fuck. And my mom and dad walk in and they're like, you look like shit. Because I had long hair. And I did. And just as they say that, my best friend comes running busting and goes, dude, what the fuck happened to you last night? You were that chick. You were, hi, Mr. and Mr. Snodgrass. And fucking bailed. And I'm like, dick. like dick that was the first time when we went to i should have told my mom and dad we were just fucking if they would only know precursor uh instead uh i would that we went to breakfast and i had the shakes here's the other thing i had been on a week-long bender i had been drinking i admit i on the monday of that week i had slept through my first test in college, and so I didn't deal with it really well. I just went on a drunken spree. The night that I met her was the first night I hadn't been out drinking for an entire week. So I was like fucking...
Speaker3:
Sober. Sober.
Speaker1:
And I got the shakes and shit with mom and dad, and that's the first time they accused me of being on drugs.
Speaker3:
I was.
Speaker1:
I was on the drug of pussy. Miss Amanda's pussy. Badge, elastic. And so there we go. And so here we... And they were... I I mean that's why they weren't surprised When we were swingers later I don't know I think they were still surprised about that If I had used my Wouldn't have used my real name And came back And man So yes No so I'm very fucking But you came back for more Oh fuck yeah I would never remember your name Come on You fucking dirty. And how are we celebrating this week? Well, this man is getting fucking late on Friday, and it's going to be sponsored by ASN, and that's awesome. Oh, whatever. Actually, no. Did he actually pay some money? Don't worry about it. He said, but the person you're fucking has already agreed is like all in. So, yes, and I've already told him that he's agreed for a fucking picture and a sign. So, this fucking rocks. So, nothing says, I love you, long-term commitment. Like, let's go have sex with other people. So, that's it here. It's not our wedding anniversary. It's just the day. And you know what? Here's how much your rules change when you swing. There was a time that was a big deal. It's like, we're not going to fucking have sex on our wedding with somebody else. We have yet to do that.
Speaker3:
Bullshit.
Speaker1:
We haven't fucked, but we've been at swinger parties. And this year, we're going to be at a pool party in fucking Oklahoma City.
Speaker3:
Oh.
Speaker1:
So there's a really good chance that, you know what?
Speaker3:
Here's the deal.
Speaker1:
We'll play our song. We'll do something different that we haven't done forever. We'll do a same room swap. But we're like, hey, when we're fucking, we need to have this song. We'll play our rose while we're fucking. No, no.
Speaker2:
It's all good.
Speaker1:
Will you throw rice on our butts?
Speaker3:
We'll be our rose while we're fucking. No, no, it's all good. Will you throw rice on our butts? We'll make up for it later. We didn't fuck on our wedding night. Yeah, we did. No, we did not. We were too, oh, we did. Yes, we did. We did, because we felt obligated. We should do the obligatory fuck. And it was horrible. It was the worst sex we'd had in months later. You were fucking hammered with some of us. You're the one that hit a car, bitch, not me. Yeah, we were both drunk. and we were like stuck in a row and it was horrible. It was the worst sex we'd had in months. You were fucking hammered. You're the one that hit a car, bitch, not me. Yeah, we were both drunk. And we were, like, stuck in the room. It was, like, we were really tired. We were going to sleep. Yeah. There you go. I didn't hit a car.
Speaker1:
My mirror just scraped all the way down. All the way down one side and all the way back down when we backed out.
Speaker2:
When I said, what am I doing? You said, back up. Back the fuck up.
Speaker1:
And it was a white van, and we had a black car. There you go.
Speaker3:
Oops.
Speaker1:
Oops, there you go. All right, so enough about us. I don't know. back the fuck up and it was a white van and we had a black car there you go so oops oops there you go all right so enough about us is this show jesus why do we even try to have a theme and topic for the show you never understand about that yeah who cares who cares did i here's one one did the people we were talking but they bailed they haven't commented for a while i have idea. See, we scared them off. Now they're going, oh, my God, rethink it. They're sluts. Okay, so we are. Well, I mean, I don't know. I'm like, aren't we supposed to be? I don't know. It's been so long. My penis is so dry. I'm coming dust. Anyways, okay. You jack off enough to prevent that. Yeah, there we go. Thanks for sharing that. That's that's awesome well that makes me feel manly as fucking hell what masturbating masturbate don't even say masturbate jacking off yeah pulling one out rubbing one out beating the monkey spanking the monkey make it sound at least halfway cool flexing the pipes only this side one of the facebook pages was how how often do you masturbate every 10. I get sex so much I don't have to. And I'm like, no, that has to do with your sex drive, buddy. I can fucking still have a dildo or, you know, have the vibrator afterwards because it's different orgasms. But for guys, not. How often do you jack off? It kind of depends on the day. Now, you want to talk about because of my job, job, because doing this is my job. There's some days that I'm like pouring out, but I'm looking at sites and like, and I'm actually working and some days it's like, that's fucking hot. Next, you know, fucking jacking off. I'm like, man, I pulled four off before lunch. What the hell? My penis is going to fall if I don't quit touching it. You know? No, it's not that bad. Should I go get your stuff down? Ow, my arm hurts. I don't think it's happening. Shut up. That's fucked. You can't say it like that because people are going, he's still using a stuffed animal? That's weird. No. Now I just have sex with midgets. No. Sometimes I don't jack off because my arm hurts. You know what stops you from jacking off in the night? Carpal tunnel things. Because now I know I feel like Edward Scissorhands. I'm kidding. Can we get off of this topic? Can we get off? That's what you do all the time. Yeah, we can get off. I'll go in the bedroom and get my vibrator to help you. You know what? You'll be on Smutify doing that all the time. The new start of the show will be... Welcome to the crazy truth. Hi! That's not me. Don't make noise like that. Does anybody want to comment on this? Does anyone want to interject? And here's what's so funny. I'm trying to decide if I'm going to keep working Friday morning or not. But it's like, I don't want to be on phone calls if you guys are in there like fucking selling monkey sex. No, it won't be loud. But then I have to, I can't work because it's hard for me to have my head pressed up against the wall on my couch to land to listen we weren't loud the first time i wasn't there the first time i know you weren't and i mean i was but you didn't see me outside the window i couldn't get close enough i tried and tried i'm kidding it's not that bad okay all right let's do an actual show show or some shit oh fuck i didn't even jack out to him my arm hurts not thinking about that's great i've got fucking tennis elbow maybe because you keep banging on the fucking table that's that's the story i keep telling my doctor i don't know why it's sore all the time i don't know why it's so much off sides that side so much bigger well whatever you're doing you need to do the other side i can't i don't know that bitch i can deal i can deal with face palm i can face palm with both hands and there you go uh if i you know what it is if i had two balls and maybe i could it throws me off oh actually that's the hand i use so hi so when i shake your hand just know it's touched my dick at some point time that day maybe not but probably just keep that in mind want to sniff my finger uh okay so let's talk a little bit about uh hey is that's probably a problem hold on amanda you got to talk while i'm doing this oh my god i have to talk i don't know what to say the computer says the battery's running low that must mean the dog must have unplugged it can you follow the cords hurry before it dies oh actually it was on the side there it's gone fucking kidding it was unplugged from the actual computer this episode is just gonna be called cluster what are we oh i was like that's behind I was leaning over you and you. I'm like, what the hell is going to do called Cluster... What are we... Oh, I was like... I was leaning over you and you... I'm like, what the hell is going to...
Speaker2:
We can't see anybody!
Speaker1:
Why are we even trying to have a fucking... Any sort of rational fucking conversation at this point in time? Day two. Still fucking... You just stuck your finger... That's connected, bitch.
Speaker3:
Don't...
Speaker1:
I'd keep that one. God damn.
Speaker2:
It wasn't your class.
Speaker1:
What's funny is now that you're picking my nose.
Speaker2:
I'm not going to pick your nose.
Speaker1:
You had your finger up my nose.
Speaker2:
I had my mustache hair right through. That's not...
Speaker1:
I just want you to know if you have sex with her enough times, I think three is the magic number. If you fuck her three times or more, she'll start doing monkey grooming on you, too, when you're out in public. Just keep that in mind. I will not. Is it five? What is the magic number? At what point in time will you start monkey grooming on people? Come on. You know there's a magic number. I won't. Only if I'm married to you. Fork boy. Oh, I'm like, I thought you meant me. I'm like, fuck you, bitch. I've not even tried to groom him or tell him he needs to wear something different because he looks stupid. I just don't. Well, that's because you're turned on. I've made fun of him for a wrinkled shirt. It's because you're turned on by his bike shorts as he pedals over to you. Anyways, okay, let's do something where we got to help people. We to actually help people i think but you said we have to help you help me what i don't know what we need to help you we got to help you figure out where we're going to put the signs for friday but other than that it's gonna be awesome i'm so excited about that just saying i'm so glad you are i look i've had four people reach out to me since yesterday's clusterfuck to ask seriously how they could sponsor it. And I'm like, I will absolutely change signs out around the room. So here's what's funny. Not a single motherfucker has asked how they can sponsor one of my sessions. That's how you know that I don't ever get laid. No one hasn't even crossed their mind. Maybe it depends on who you're fucking. Well, apparently no one wants to see this guy get fucking laid. So I'm just saying, nobody, no one has said. I'll still have a cupcake in your mouth. Actually, please do. That would be funny. No, but no one has wanted to fucking offer any payment for me. Just saying. It's all right. That Shannon because I said it. I know what you did. I was there. Your response was kind of... I was finishing my thought about the other. I'm sorry. Don't look confused. It caused that wrinkle thing to happen on your head because you're older. Just saying. Fuck off. Alright, anyways. We don't get wrinkly for this weekend You want to look You want to look I'm already wrinkly Shut up The magic of the camera Don't tell people that Let's not Well thank God He's already seen me this close Let's not disappoint the young man Good lord He's seen me this close Well Good Then you know the writing Didn't scare him away the first time he can't see up close there you got that going for you so rock on
Speaker2:
you're such a dick
Speaker1:
I can't wait to have signs up I'm actually going to put lights and shit so it looks like it's full studio there I'm such a dick that's just because it's funny
Speaker2:
don't be a dick
Speaker1:
I could not be a dick but what fun is that just saying I will have a whole trip okay so we're on the road this weekend we're going to be in Wichita we'll have a four hour trip Thank you. I could not be a dick, but what good one is that? Just saying. I will have a whole trip. Okay, so we're on the road this weekend. We're going to be in Wichita. We'll have a four-hour trip for you to bitch about all the shit that I do in there when I, like, cheer and stuff. And I got all kinds of shit planned. I'm going to put a speaker somewhere that I can actually, like, have it so it makes crowd noises and shit. Yeah. Touchdown. Okay. No, I'm not going gonna do that maybe nobody knows actually i'm not gonna do that because you know what i didn't have a good necklace to wear for this weekend i'm kind of bummed about that i still want to go get some scarves just saying so uh yeah i oh i could do a live show there you go i could do a running commentary that would be awesome welcome folks welcome to the first annual that'd be fucking awesome let's hear it for the contestants as they enter the ring shall we oh my god that's gonna be awesome i'm gonna kick him out of the house here's what's Here's what's funny. It doesn't matter. I will stand outside the window. I will stand outside the window and broadcast live. Oh, this is going to be awesome. No. Pretty sure he'll stage it afterwards. Here's what rocks so much. It wasn't even me coming up with it. It was our awesome listeners that were like, hey, this is what you should do. Like, rock on. So it's not even my fault. Just saying. I'm sure at some point in time, in theory, when I fuck something other than myself that you'll be able to get back in there. When that'll be, but, you know, I wouldn't hold your breath for that show. Anyways, so, I don't know.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
What? This is the shit that makes our shit fun it will make it more fun look people tell you how real we are okay so we talk about this here but just think we actually did it because right now okay god love every one of these people that are saying this they don't actually think that we would do it i. I know you would. That's the problem. Well, the thing is, they know, they're pretty sure I would. I mean, they know that I would, less my own devices, but they're pretty damn sure, like 100% sure, that you won't let me do that. And so think about this. Think what it would do. Think about how much it would absolutely blow everybody's mind if, if we actually follow through with it. I mean, people would be, like, tuning in at their jobs going, oh, my fucking God. Because we could put out, I'm going live now. The sex show starts. And people would tune in no way. But they would tune in just to see. Just to see whether or not I was bullshitting.
Speaker3:
And there would be people that would stay for the entire show. Now, we know that show. I mean, let's see. We're leaving like fucking, I don't know.
Speaker1:
You need to be done by like one or two. He has an appointment in the afternoon. So, you need to be done by like one. So, that, I mean, people would tune in for the whole show. Just saying. And we could sell ad space just saying the first one we wouldn't but i'm telling you what the funny thing is is that we used to do it on adult friend finder you would blow up the internet adult friend finder we had like 1500 people that tuned into us every fucking night exactly so let's keep in mind that there some times I couldn't have sex, but we pretended. Yeah. And everybody loved it. And then some of them would just only, because we'd talk for like two hours afterwards. Imagine that. But think about this. I'm telling you, if we people would fucking, I'm telling you, if you guys like took a break in the mid time, like, all right gonna talk to him for halftime and i did a quick interview with each one of you oh my god i'm telling you this would be the thing my phone's going off and i have it on airplane mode so i don't know how it's going off but i why i i'm thinking i can't see it from here i'm thinking this could be a real thing we we i don't know what all consent forms i'll need for this. I'm thinking this could be a real thing. We, I don't know what all consent forms I'll need for this, but I'm thinking this could be a real thing. It'd be fun as fuck. What would you care? You're still going to, you want to do porn. Okay, so instead of having a...
Speaker3:
I don't care.
Speaker2:
I'm more feeling bad for the person that's coming over.
Speaker1:
Remember, your vagina is fucking addictive. We've covered this. You're the Oxycontin of pussies, okay? So you're like Brett Favre fucking addictive pussy, whatever. So the thing is is that with that being said, I think that to get the fix, they'd probably be all in. And, hey, here's the deal, man. You know, maybe we can do, like, a free T-shirt. That would be some sort of con. He won't need another prize. I'll give him another prize. I mean, your badge is the prize, but we can always take him, like, you know, have a gift bag ready for him, T-shirts, fucking do-rags, some snacks. I don't know, Gatorade, whatever. The thing is, it sure would be a lot of fun. I'm just saying, I think it would be, see, unforgettable. There you go. I'm telling you. It's not that special. Apparently, let me ask you this question. We start off the concept of having one and dones. That's what all we initially started off with, right? Okay. How many, have you had more one and dones or repeat performances? Careful because we can take a fucking listener poll on this, just so you know. So keep that in mind. Just saying. You've had a few, not just guys, guys and girls.
Speaker2:
No, I'm trying to think if there's only been one that's ever had one that was a one and done. Well, there was a couple of them that we could come to the bar.
Speaker1:
There was a couple because you didn't know their name, but other than that.
Speaker2:
The one guy that's in the meet and greet. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker3:
Statistically.
Speaker2:
Fucked you early on.
Speaker1:
Statistically, I'm going to go 75-25. 75% of the people have fucked you more than once. Let's put it this way. In the complaint department, we've received none in the CASBA complaint department about having sex with Ms. Amanda. We've received none. Zero. Nada. So, with that being said. Someone that makes no noise noise that's kind of funny here well I felt like I did like I was describing that to someone today how the difference between like when you fuck and I fuck and how a room looks and I was like but she'll still blow your mind she's a great fuck because I didn't want to have them confused like oh then she's like no she's a great fuck it's a magical pussy I just don't mess up the bed you just don't fucking do because I don't fight it you don't do it's kind of fun just saying but I'm just I'm throwing it out there so yeah I'm thinking that KazBank goes takes off in a whole new fucking let the show begin. Here's the thing. If we try it here and it works, people enjoy it. It gets good ratings. We have people that tune in. Then we know that, hey, this is something we need to put on the agenda for KSN. It's the Miss Amanda Fuck show.
Speaker4:
Oh, Jesus.
Speaker1:
It's not like we're going to have the music being Here Comes the Clown or something. We're not going to do something like that. I mean, you know. That would kind of be fitting. We could let the guests pick their own music. It would be like WrestleMania where they get to pick the music they walk into. I'm just saying. That would be fun. Make it like their theme music and shit. That'd be awesome. All right, kids, here's the deal. I don't have many. I have like under 48 hours to sell her on this, but I'm going to try like a motherfucker because I think this would be the most epic thing in the world. So if you're listening, participant, and you'd be okay with being a guinea pig, let us know. That will help the cause. Just saying. Or if you would like to, if you would like to be a participant in the show, let us know. That would be, what's the matter? Let us know. Just send us, you know, we'll get more applications for this than we did for nights and for questions combined. Let us know. Send us. We'll get more applications for this and we did it for nights and for questions combined.
Speaker2:
So is that like setting me up a gangbang for Crazy Summer Nights?
Speaker3:
Oh.
Speaker1:
If we set you up a gangbang for any event, do you remember back in the 70s on CBS when it was like the kids' show?
Speaker3:
No. And the word special spun with these stupid hype things yeah that would be like a special event show that'd be like when cartoons growing around during the middle of the week as a kid like it's a charlie brown thanksgiving special it's a miss amanda bang gangbang special that was special guest johnny cash june and johnny cash and and that's the the folks from hee-haw You know what I mean You know what I mean? Yeah, it would be like, that would be a special show. Why would I give him that idea? You know what? That. A Miss Amanda Gangbang. Oh, holy fuck. You just fucking call my ass Vince McMahon. A Miss amanda gangbang that motherfucker is a pay-per-view event oh fuck yeah it is a pay-per-view event holy shit yes we'll have an undercard what this will be awesome we'll have like two chicks it's their first time like licking girls. They'll be on the undercard. Somebody's been on a lifestyle eight months, six months, and they can have sex. They'll be on the card. Lean up to the main event and shit. A night initiation party. Oh, my God. The thing is that you'd have to do it at the very, very end and towards the very end of the event. Right. Yeah. So I can still function. Right, seriously, but the thing is, is it can't be out at KSN because the reception's not good enough for the pay-per-view. But seriously, if we did it with the pay-per-view, then it would be, yeah. Okay, get off. This would be on. No, fuck you, no, we're not getting off this. Are you kidding? Floyd Mayweather has made millions off of pay-per-view. Are you fucking shitting me? I'm wearing my Barnum and Bailey hat.
Speaker1:
I didn't even know it was the right hat for the night.
Speaker3:
Step right up, every man, woman, and child. She leaves them standing in the aisles.
Speaker1:
Wow.
Speaker3:
Guess what Cole's working on. Okay.
Speaker1:
Hey, so the other thing I was going to announce.
Speaker3:
Can girls participate? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. We can have girls in there, too. Yes. Remember, gang bang is neither male nor female. It's open-ended. Just saying. Cole, did you get laid this summer? No, but I put on fucking the greatest pay-per-view event known to mankind fuck yeah uh and and here's the deal and now no i'm not gonna let it drop and then we're gonna do this now start stretching your vag okay so but that's what makes it so special is that it's snug yeah yeah it will be so we had to figure out numbers and all kinds of shit we could do it like a royal rumber where after three minutes all of a sudden the next theme music comes in the next contest no one who's this they're coming running in it's goldberg yay okay so anyways uh yeah we'll figure out the details on that we are going to do that that will be great we're going to do because here's the thing i have connections with smudify and what we can do behind a yeah i can actually do this this is fucking awesome um god that just makes i haven't had an idea that good forever that makes my nipples hard that's a good idea that is wow why did i even open my mouth because you'll need to that's where a penis will be or a vagina we don't want everybody to be out. Okay, so one of the other things I was going to announce tonight, God, and this seems so... Big fire. Woo!
Speaker1:
This seems so anticlimactic at this time.
Speaker3:
What? Huh?
Speaker2:
What's anticlimactic?
Speaker1:
Well, my next announcement, my big announcement they were going to do. And it's really anticlimactic off of that great idea. Fuck. Oh, well. Stupid me, open my mouth. they were gonna do and it's really anti-climatic off of that great idea fuck oh well stupid me driving fast we ain't got no toll so i said crash the gates doing 98 let them fuckers roll anyways um so the other thing we're gonna do because i have this thing that we want to uh ew yeah hey baby can i be included um we want we obviously we're all about doing cool fun things and summer is here we're almost here right would you agree with that yesterday i would have said yes today not so much right but it is here so here's the thing we're super excited we're doing this did i tell you about this i hope so we're doing this so we are going to we want to do some of this very summertime mission summertime fun and but we also want to do something that can help us raise a lot of funds for casbah carriers because we have given out a lot of money for casper cares this year how much money a lot uh all of it so uh we want to raise money for casper cares so what we're going to do uh is we are doing the great the great i can't even talk the great grill giveaway that's what we're doing so we are going to be giving away a brand new customized. Can you tell me about this? Uh-huh. A customized grill. So it's going to have, the grill will have the plates with the middle fingers. It will have our logo that it's a mood, not a lifestyle. Okay. So if you win the grill, everybody's like, what's crazy Casbah? No, but it's just, it's mood, it's a lifestyle. It's going to be a customized grill uh with it gas grill and stainless steel it's very very cool we're i'm getting all the stuff taken care of getting ready for it and so we are proud to announce it so we are going to be doing a uh drawing for it okay so the thing is is that today is april uh 13th 30 ago we met, in case you weren't listening. We're going to be starting the tickets on those. We're going to be starting I believe the 30th is my plan. I'll have to look at my stuff. You'll see more information out. Be watching for it. Tickets are going to be $10 a shot to get your name in for the grill. We'll be drawing for the grill. I think we're going to go on your birthday June 13th and we'll probably draw for the grill so uh something like that so i will get but it's i want people to know that it's coming get excited about it there'll be more information on our websites both on smutify and also on smutify and also on our facebook pages as well as on our website we'll have information about it as well coming up so be watching for that it's a great chance for us to help to be able to raise funds for people in need with our casper cares and do something fun and something different and this is like here's the deal this is a this is a trial okay this is a trial because the deal is this i got another one that i want to do but i want to see how this goes with the grill first and then next year we'll talk about the bike challenge so we've got we've got uh we have plans in the work of being able to raffle off a motorcycle so anyways but that's coming up so there you go so there's some exciting things coming up so now between hello between uh between uh looking for information on the pay-per-view the big pay--per-view event of Miss Amanda's Gang Bang, which will probably have to be in July. Because we'll have to do it on Toronto Space and stuff so that we can have that in July so that we can get cameras and whatnot. So that'll be coming up, so make sure that you get in on that as well and watch as that information comes up. Just like, I have to check the legality to make sure i can legally do a pay-per-view on that so we want to we want to make sure we don't want to do any like thing illegal uh and if you're a participant of that just know that if you're a participant in that you're not getting paid because that's illegal we're not doing that so uh but don said at the pool party uh there you go and and you know what we can uh we can yeah we will talk this weekend because we're gonna be we're gonna be down in wichita partying this weekend so there you go this is amazing we've spent 49 minutes accomplished absolutely nothing well what i know the big thing was that the the safe table that's pretty huge we're pretty proud of that and our partnership with nightcapcap and the whole thing with Spotify. So we talked about a lot of important stuff. You said Spotify. Spotify. I meant Spotify. You know, it's a good one. Oh, they're completely different. So we've got all kinds of shit. We have all kinds of shit coming. Here's the deal. It's just a time of growth and change. It's like Casbah's in the middle of puberty. So pretty soon my voice is going to change. But sometimes it'll still be up here for the next couple months. And that's how this works. And we're going to get hair in weird adult places. But it's puberty. That's what happens. I got hair. Anyways, so you just want to check on that. So the thing is, is that's going to be, you want to tune in to all the cool shit we're doing because we're pushing the envelopes on every fucking thing. I am totally in a go big or go home mode. I'm done dicking around with shit. So it's like, yep, here we go. We're riding your vag all the way to the finish line. We're riding Miss Amanda's vag straight to the Cayman Islands. That's we're doing kids I'm not pimping her out Okay because I'm representing you with the porn shit That's not pimping you out That's just representation There's a difference there And because I'm representing you with the cam stuff That's different And because of the pay-free shit That's different And you know I mean stuff like that so you know pimping would be keeping my pimp hand strong but your skin is delicate now you're older it's thinner you're bruises i'm kidding i'm laughing i would amanda would kill me if i she i'm afraid of amanda so we have a fluffer oh fucking rock on wait a minute i fluff for you i mean oh i was like you don't need fluff oh but she'll fluff the dudes, fucking rock on. Wait a minute. I fluffed for you. I mean, oh, I was like, you don't need fluff. Oh, but she'll fluff the dudes for you. Sorry. Took me a minute. Inflatable goats. There you go. No, actually, so Steve's asked if we covered the topic that him and I discussed last night. I'm going to guess no, because I don't know what that is. And that was a serious topic. And what happened, Steve, I swear to God. See, I feel bad. I'm letting my hands down. I feel bad. He got butterflies. We overloaded ourselves. Swirled. I got stupid. He got distracted. Yeah. He pulled a brie. So here's the thing. Actually, so next week, next week, next show. Don't forget this. We actually have an important topic to cover next week. Maybe we'll do a special topic. You write it up there. Well, yeah, I won't forget. Sorry, Steve. Now I feel bad. God, I'm such a dick. Asshole. Well, because I told him last night, yes, we will cover it. Because it is important. And then I was like, now I'm going to, as soon as that popped up, I'm like, oh, now I feel like a fucking ass clown. You know, so now I feel bad.
Speaker2:
You should.
Speaker1:
It's your fault. If you weren't getting fucked Friday so that I got off on that and then somebody else had suggested a pay-per-view fucking thing and you were the one. I never said the word gangbang. Let's go through this real quick, shall we?
Speaker3:
I don't know. friday and so that i got off on that and then somebody else hadn't suggested a pay-per-view fucking thing and you were the one i never said the word gangbang let's let's go through this real quick shall we the first person to say gangbang was you what's that tell you all these years you actually do really want one knew it uh so not necessarily a bullshit why would you ever want to being a why would you ever want to fuck somebody else in my fucking face and smartass with a bad fire in my fucking face. And in your pussy and in your hands, on your tits. Why would I ever want to fuck anybody else but you? So the thing is, so that's... I'll show you how much I'm fired. So there you go. So it's your fault. See, it's not me. I was an innocent victim of the squirreling. I was focused. I had notes. I rewrote my notes out, neat enough I could read them without having to take my glasses off even. Without taking my shades. I had no old person glasses in there. That's because this one chick I want to impress her. So I had to write it really big. It's like Braille. No, I'm not old. I swear to God. I'm kidding. I didn't. Wow.
Speaker1:
I would, though. I would totally memorize them, so I would look cool.
Speaker2:
I'm not even going to lie.
Speaker1:
I'm that fucking.
Speaker3:
Wow.
Speaker1:
We're lonely. No one lets me participate. Get out of here, bitch hate you Bye If that doesn't make you love me I don't know what will I can tell you this We talk a lot Oh my god It also It's supposed to be like if you're listening you go this makes no sense so I'll get our tune in to do this on YouTube and it still won't make any sense but but you'll at least see that there's a reason.
Speaker3:
I'm looking at myself right now, and I'm picturing, watching in my brain, rewinding what I just did. And I'm like, I have a feeling this is what we're like watching, like, Guns N' Roses high as fucking kites in the 80s talking, doing stupid shit like that. Because you kind of got the actual rose hair going. I got the slash thing going and just fucking baked out of there doing something stupid. That's what I feel like right now. I color mine so it's not blonde. His isn't blonde. His was red. Actual was red hair. Yeah. Oh, geez. I'm wrong. I have white snake hair. Yeah, I'm saying that for a specific reason. Boop. So I'm not a dick. I'm an asshole. Ta-da! Top of the day. Okay. Well, damn. It's time to go. How the fucking Louie on that. You know, waiting and recording a show a second night, it works great. So, for those of you who don't know, you'll be able to listen to the show again tonight as we're releasing it tonight. So, this will be out, like, in, like, two hours. It's going to be live online.'re releasing it tonight, so this will be out in like two hours. It's going to be live online. Listen to it again.
Speaker2:
So once again, huge shout out to all of our sponsors.
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
Shout out to our sponsors.
Speaker3:
Again, ASN Lifestyle Magazine.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
No, it's just Kazba.
Speaker1:
Or just Kazba, but you'll find it. It's Amanda's pussy. K-A-S-B-H.
Speaker3:
Squirt.
Speaker2:
It's there. You'll find it.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
Just hit it in the search bar.
Speaker1:
With that being said, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Kazba style.
