Krazy Truth # 203 Whiny is NOT sexy

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. That looks like I was stuck in the microphone. Do you want to start that up? No, I don't want to start it up. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome welcome to another edition of crazy truth we were talking before the show started obviously what a smooth intro um i'm your host with the most i'm cole i'm thinking who you were shut up i'm just fuck and i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly annoying at annoying, at times, little sister-ish Miss Amanda. Ew. Ew. You fucking little sister? I don't have a little sister, so, you know. The porn I watch says only stepsister. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just fucking nuts. Anyways, so we're here to tantalate and titillate. I just want to see your tits. It is what it is. Anyways. You've seen mine. Well, yeah, I like it. Well, I've seen them from a distance. From a distance. You've been talking about somebody else. It's been a while since I've seen it. I don't get to see your tits very often anymore, seems like. Anyways, what we were talking about before this started, and this is, I'm going to give people shout-outs right off the bat. Well, actually, we should probably do sponsors is uh you're talking about you were taking naked pictures i don't get the naked pictures but let's give shout outs to some of the people that do shall we jason eric only fans only fans twitter twitter joe um cory uh i've got a whole list of people Who's the last one? Twitter Twitter Joe um Corey uh I've got a whole list of people who's the last one
Speaker2: oh yeah
Speaker1: oh by the way I took this three weeks ago you wanna see this
Speaker2: well sure
Speaker1: what the hell fuck my god yeah
Speaker2: yep
Speaker1: it's they're already sucking up about your fucking shirt holy fuck we've been on like two minutes
Speaker2: they're like
Speaker1: you're fucking hot blah oh my lord
Speaker3: it's not a dress it's just a shirt
Speaker1: Thank you. It's They're already sucking up about your fucking shirt Holy fuck We've been on like two minutes They're like you're fucking hot Blah Oh my lord It's not a dress It's just a shirt Even You know how we know it Because it's easier to come off That's what What are we What are you doing Oh you can't see in that one Stand on the chair We can Fuck off Anyways Yeah so there you go Don you're on dude Hey did you send me that info I sent you a private message
Speaker3: Is this really the time to talk about that
Speaker1: Actually yeah it is Because those information cards are so suck a dick Anyways preferably mine if you remember where it's at It's a little And there we go We'll talk about missed opportunities in just a minute That's all Fuck yeah No I sent Don a private message And it does relate to the show I don't said it for a couple weeks. Still want to fuck you. I've got to make that happen. Okay. Brian, you missed that on what? The pictures? I'll send you some. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't get to actually name everybody. We only have an hour show. I'm like, who else did I send them to? Okay, for those of you following along at home, because now I've told you this completely the fuck off, this is Season 5, Episode 203. You want to say anything? No. Okay. Awesome. Episode 203. We have sponsors. Who are they? ASNLifestyleMagazine.com Art by Carrie Daniels CarrieArt.com Fat Jacks of Lincoln FatJackslincoln.com And obviously our own shit, Full Swap Shop and Full Swap Radio, so make sure you get that as well. Yeah, okay, so Oh What's that date? Okay, that's important to remember. Okay, cool. Thank you, Don. That's when I know where we'll be next week.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Okay, so don't let me forget that. So, there we go.
Speaker2: So, look at that.
Speaker1: We've done sponsors already. I changed it up a little bit, you know, keeping it short, fresh, whatever. I'm going to get this cake and eat it, too. I'm fucking, okay. It's now in writing'm holding i'm holding you to that absolutely that would be julie so those of you don't know we record our show in front of our live uh facebook audience at casbink it's secret shh don't tell the others uh uh and i wasn't gonna do that i noticed watching the videos, I scratched my nose a lot, which could, which could explain why people go, he's a Coke addict. He's a Coke addict. I'm always keeping the cocaine up my nose.
Speaker3: Could be.
Speaker1: You know, that's why I usually don't wear short sleeves. So you can't see the track marks.
Speaker2: Anyways.
Speaker1: Uh, so snort the Coke and shoot the heroin. I like to spread it out a little bit.
Speaker2: Anyways.
Speaker1: Uh, have you noticed patches behind my ear? That's acid. So go ready to go oh I had cake today holly's on what up wonder woman no and that's well because batman has sex with wonder woman just saying okay just throw it out there lasso of truth hey nancy's on you know nancy is about to go to bed she is but you know she is right she's never heard me say this before what she's a. You know what Nancy is? About to go to bed. She is, but you know what she is, right? She's never heard me say this before.
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: She's a good gilf.
Speaker3: She is a good gilf.
Speaker1: Dun. Hey, bucket list. Anyway, so there you go. See, I told you, just patience. All good things happen.
Speaker2: That's what we do.
Speaker1: Anyways, show stuff, words, things.
Speaker2: There we go.
Speaker1: So what should we talk about? Well, let's talk about first. We're on tour. Oh, okay. You called out. That's what you were calling out. I already called out who you sent a picture to there you go i got it and please if you send pictures back to miss amanda and their snapchat pictures for the wait guys you can have them go away as fast as you want i don't care rock on and i'll let her judge the dicks and go from there ladies if you have snapchat and you're sending her pictures, or whichever one, what's the one where it disappears or some shit? It's Snapchat. Okay. I'm probably going to get one of those. Anyways, if you have one of those and you're sending sexy pictures to Miss Amanda, change your fucking settings. I changed it. Well, if you get them during the day, I like to see them. So, just know all I'm doing is using them to jack off with during the day in my mind.
Speaker2: So, it's okay.
Speaker1: Just keep that in mind. Just throwing it out there. We don't want to lose those. Anyways, if you notice, my form is getting so much stronger. Anyways, I have carpal tunnel-ish, so I've had to start wearing wrist braces. So I've got to do it during the day. How does that feel jacking off to that? Oh, you don't? There's a piece of fucking metal in there. Are you shitting me? Jacking off to that would be like what it must feel like to be like RoboCop. Hydraulic fucking stroke him. No. Although sometimes I'm like, well, if I could put that around my dick, then my dick would always be hard. Look, it's super hard. Chink. No, but so you wear those at night. Here's how much those suck. In my sleep, I'm taking them off. But during the day, my hands are so much freer. Yeah, you take them off when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Well, yeah. That's how I know this. Claire. Here's why. Because you can't do shit with them on. I don't really want to piss on the metal tips to keep me from bending my hands. It is what it is. I thought guys didn't have to hold it. When you're older, you do. Because it's not as hard. You don't get morning wood. You get morning dewy grass. So it's kind of like it's a different thing anymore. so if you don't hold like morning wood you get morning like you get like morning dewy grass so it's kind of like it's a different thing anymore so if you don't hold it then you get yelled at because you're pissing all over the place so yeah that's yeah so i do take it off if i did that you want to know what happened if i did that seriously no you know what it you wouldn't do you know why this is the difference between being a young guy and an old guy an An old guy, everything hangs weird and lower. So if you didn't know, all I'm going to do is pissing on each one of my knees. Just pissing on my leg. Young guy, you're out hard and it's going all over the place. It ain't a sprinkler anymore. It's more like, it's like the clown ones, you know, they used to show. Like, hey, the head danced around. Well, I'm that one limpy one that just kind of fucking dangles and spews out a little dribbage over here and there inflatable arm guy but his penis just stays down like this so there you go anyways so it's ironic because we're going to talk about so this is why this is why i get laid so often gang of the swingers yep sure uh any hoop so we got we got a really good good show tonight uh because we got good stuff to talk about but i put on there that i was on a mood i put i said that i was a little bit on in a mood a ranting well it's just a couple of things i'm gonna i'm gonna hit on a couple things first and then well no i'll wait till the end on that rub my nose again anyways uh okay so there we go well what do you want to talk about oh we were talking about meet and greets fuck wait thanks good way to add that and keep me on track so this last weekend for those of you don't know we're out on tour this next weekend we're coming up we're going to be in Sioux City Iowa and here's the thing if you're going to be in Sioux City Iowa you need to be at this meet and greet okay we had 100 plus like 125 people in Des Moines last weekend okay we can do it again so come out party with us don't don't suck don't not show up uh if you can't make it but you're going to be in the Omaha or Lincoln area one of our longtime members Monte I believe he's turning 50 is having a meet and greet here so there's meet and greets here in town to go to so do something swinger related you know that's what that's what you need to do. And, you know, it's just what you got to do. So anyway, so we're excited. We had a meet and greet Friday and a meet and greet Saturday. Yeah, and this week we have a meet and greet Thursday and a meet and greet Saturday. And I think there's something Friday also, if I remember correctly. Then next weekend, next Friday, we're going to be in Wichita partying down with Kinky Fair of Mind and Sinful. And so, who knows what will happen there. Do-do-do-do. Yeah, I'll be drunk and try not to make an ass of myself. Hello. No guarantees on that. So, make sure you come out. And I mean, we are... Thank you, Leah. I'm Kazmami Rocks. Rock on. I love our people. Our people kick ass. So, and we got – oh, Shelly's bringing treats. Whoop, whoop. And so, go do and whatever because it was fun. At Des Moines was fucking Danny. Huge shout out to Danny for a great job. Her very first time throwing a meet and greet. She did a great job. We got her home. We did get her home. She was left in my watch. Yeah. And here she goes with her coat. And I'm like, where are you going? She goes, I'm going back to the hotel. I'm going to walk. Are you getting there? I'm walking. No, you're not. You're going to stay with us. You're right, Clay. We do need to get some things going in Wisconsin. You throw one out there, and we will come party out there.
Speaker2: We'll help you.
Speaker1: You let us know. Because we announced our nights this week, too. So we've had nights at parties, nights and cadets at parties all over. We've got nights and cadets at parties all over this weekend. And so you know what? We will absolutely, yeah. You throw a party. You want to throw a party, PM me. We'll figure out a time. We'll come party.
Speaker3: We'll see out a time. We'll come party. We have fucking, we have Miss Amanda. We'll travel. I'm just merely, I'm like a really goofy roadie. Yeah, I at least got us in a little bit of trouble. Yeah, don't worry. We're going to get there. Okay, we're going to get there.
Speaker2: I'm sure you're not going to miss that fucking opportunity. Fuck, no I'm not. So we had a great time. And thank you, Des Moines, for making us feel welcome.
Speaker1: Des Moines, we love you.
Speaker2: So hopefully we can do the same. Don't fucking roll your eyes, bitch.
Speaker1: You had a fucking great time. I turned around three times and you had a tongue down your throat. I think you did okay. You had a fucking great time i turned around three times and you had to tongue down your throat i think you did okay you had a busy weekend you were all over it okay this is bad this is gonna sound bad but when we when we named them when we found out who the knights were we named them and i'm sitting there counting i said well i've kissed 12 of the 16 well we have to finish kissing them so there's one and i said well you know i've kissed all these i said now i'm gonna have to kiss you and he goes all right now luckily the one of our nights out there is he's a big guy yeah and uh luckily you did not get drunk because people were wanting to see you. You hadn't posted the pictures from the meet and greet from a couple weeks ago where you were being held. I didn't take the pictures, that's why. Okay, so the thing is, is we were like, I told somebody we were going to have you go like a play, like a backpack on them, and so that didn't happen. But we'll work on it. Yes, Laurenorne yes we are coming to omaha absolutely uh okay so friday night at the at the meet and greet um it was in omaha it was in omaha great time good time good time was had by all uh the uh the bar was uh yeah anyways doesn't matter so here is here's the key of what happened so there's a super cool and see i can't names, it sucks, but there's a super cool couple. People that are there are going to know. Well, duh, you think? Hell yeah. There's a very super cool couple. He's one of our knights, one of our new knights also. Yes. And his wife, who's also very lovely. Oh, yeah. Anyways, and and so here's the thing how do i want to say i don't want i like to crack jokes on you but you know yeah it they're all shorter they're they're all they're all shorter whatever so i kind of felt like go over just saying and go over travels Gulliver travels, whatever. But here's the part. That's in the turn of the air. So throughout the course of the evening, just talking and good time was being had by all, and you were making out. I asked her if I could kiss her. Yeah. The bottom line is you were making out. Yes. And now I bartended for a lot of years in a bar, okay? And I've worked in a bar, a security room bar, security bar whatever generally when when something like that uh happens as a bartender you encourage that because that increases the drink sales that is a huge plus somebody bitched and the fucking bartender came over and told the other person's husband what didn't say anything to the girls that they had to quit well i'm just like have you lost your fucking mind what she said was you need to be careful people are watching now in hindsight okay at the time that really pissed me off or like well wait a minute so if other people were going at it it's okay but two girls make it out it's not in hindsight when you sit there and you think back you go well you know we were kissing each other then she kissed her husband and then i kissed her husband and then we were kissing again and then she and i yelled action and adjusted the light no i'm just kidding so okay so maybe it was more because he was being included it's it's still it's still bullshit look there were people there twerking that were not part of our group. Yeah, and someone dropped a drink. One of them twerked a drink off of the table onto you. And if that's okay, if you can twerk around the fucking room, whatever, if you can bounce your ass around the room, literally, who the fuck cares? Here is where there was a silver lining. Well, there was a couple silver lining. I thoroughly enjoyed myself just watching the show. But this is where it was really good. I did not drink heavy dieting. Well, I couldn't. I tried. I tried. Oh, my God, did I try. And I spent the money that would have denoted that normally I would have been buzzed. But I wasn't. You spent the money like you were drunk. Yeah. Anyways anyways but it's a good thing because i would have even sober i almost i was ready to run my mouth and and here's the thing the bar when our group kind of like the meeting group was over the bar totally shifted age demographics like one girl goes i feel like a pedophile oh my god all of a sudden it's like they are young we're like and that's when they had like multiple like cop security and stuff like all right we got here so and that's all right but uh uh so yeah so here's the thing just saying we're we're kind of dive barry people that's what we do yeah that's and that's and then he was bitching because i tell him later that the husband's like No shit Un-fucking-believable And I'm just like I literally And you didn't go I'm just like facepalming my shit Really? What the hell? God To go to a van? No's all good. It's not like you guys want to fit. I mean, Jesus Christ. I'm just saying. Oh, my Lord.
Speaker3: Asshole.
Speaker1: Live on the edge. Okay, let's face it. Why do people think, why am I fun to party with? Because I'll do the stupid shit.
Speaker3: Because you're a fucking nut job.
Speaker1: Exactly, because I'll do the shit no one else does. Because I walk into a fucking bar with long hair and painted nails and stick straws at my nose and all that shit yeah yeah live on the edge go for it go for it take video anyways so uh that's because it was in my hair don't even say a fucking word so anywho so it's just it was just yeah but it was still a a great time. And then Saturday night was fucking. It was a really good time. Oh, my God. I was so tired Saturday night. I'm going to get down Saturday night. Holy fuck. Yeah. Now, Saturday night. My feet hurt. I was. I did get drunk. So. And fully intend. I fully intend. This weekend is going to be fucking stupid. Thursday nights are always fun. And that's going to be a blast. And then, of course, you know, Saturday night, we know me in a bar. I wonder what's going to happen there. So, you know, we know we're going to have fun there. It's supposed to be a big crowd. There'll be cake. So, you know, just saying. Cake and liquor, what could possibly go wrong? Cake, liquor, and coal. I'll be damned. And away we go. So, this go so this before we start training because apparently apparently we're gonna do another half marathon so or some stupid no i don't you talked about it now i'm like oh fuck it i'll do it you know what maybe it'll get me laid again maybe people like that guy's a train are you just gonna step out there and run six miles non-stop and really piss me off uh remember the last time i did that how many years ago was that uh uh several and i smoked so now i would need to start smoking again like eight or nine years yeah so no i would need to start smoking again to be able to do that i don't think you're gonna let me to let me. No, because maybe I'll get, in my old age, I'll get sex. One of my friends, who's also a swinger, is turning 50 next year, so he set a goal to go climb the tallest mountain in Alaska for his birthday, and he'll do it, too. So the least I can probably do is go run another half marathon. I think he's a little bit better shaped. well luckily the half medicine or half marathon another half marathon i think he's a little bit better shaped well luckily the half medicine or half marathon is not next week but thank you i have to be in shape because if we're going to do a fucking 5k out at crazy summer nights i suppose i'm going to have to run that i have to make sure that's how long her track is i don't know what's going on all of a sudden i sudden, I'm seeing we can tag team him, and I'm already fucking enthused as fuck. Just saying. Don't out there. I don't really know what's going on, but I have a feeling my weekend just got way better. Just saying from the little tidbits. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know. I'm either going to get my ass kicked by him or something good. I don't know. Who knows? I'll be a pinata. We'll see. This could get get fucking crazy probably shouldn't agree to shit why i'm why i'm uh why i'm drinking or talking on the air anyways so there you go so that's going to be uh we're excited we're on tour so then next weekend then we'll be in wichita so stay with us kids we got all the summer we got shit going on all summer long so okay so now that i've babbled for 20 fucking minutes jesus christ so let's talk a A little bit.
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Speaker2: A little bit. We got shit going on all summer long. So, okay. So now that I've babbled for 20 fucking minutes.
Speaker1: Jesus Christ. So let's talk a little bit.
Speaker2: You babbled?
Speaker3: I'm such a bitch.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: For sale.
Speaker3: Oh, it'll be Steve's double nickels. It'll be a 55th birthday.
Speaker1: Oopsie. Now shit's going to get crazy.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, you all right? Mm-hmm. Okay. I didn't know. You were like shifting around over there. You're getting shifty on me. I was just bopping around. Yeah, I did. I told you that it was going to be a pinata. But not so much to hit me, but she can pull levers and see if candy comes out or something. I'm spewing M&Ms. Anyways. I'm sorry. Chocolatey. Watch out for the peanut. Clonk. Ow. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. So, anywho. So, tonight's topic that I... This is... We want to help people. We're in the market to help people. That's what we want to do. Okay. Okay. So, we're going to talk about a couple of things that that has come up this week uh that we just have to fucking talk about to help people okay okay first thing that we want to talk about okay so you want to listen my newest rant my newest rant is totally different by the way than any other rants have been because usually my rants are really bitchy are you bored you all right there you're looking ready to yawn i saw you ready to I know the jowl minds when those go. Anyways, it's usually really bitchy are you bored you all right there you're looking ready to yawn i saw you ready to yawn i know the jowl minds on those go anyways it's usually really bitchy you can't even say because you're still gonna yawn if you open your mouth no i did yawn you just didn't see this one's not this rant is like helpful because i'm talking i'm talking about confidence because that's something that that we have to okay we have because and i'll explain why in a But before we do that, I want to talk a little bit about it's party season. Okay, we all know it's party season. We get it, the whole nine yards. We get the fact that there's nerves and there's all these different things that go on. And we also all understand responses in a lifestyle are not equal. Okay? Right. They're not equal. I want to put this out as this huge disclaimer right now. Okay? If anybody listening, whether you're on our page, whether you're one of our other listeners, whatever. if any of you truly fucking believe for even a split second that as loud, outgoing, whatever, and as much as Amanda, Miss Amanda always says, oh, you're the Italian, but I want to see you. If any of you believe that I get a third of the response that she gets, you've lost your ever loving mind. Why is that? Because that's how the lifestyle works. It is what it is. The ladies are going to get more responses on posts, on pictures, on whatever, than guys are. There are a lot of guys, okay, I'm not ripped by any stretch. The only thing I rip is like my fucking shirt because I'm fat, okay? I'm not ripped. There's a lot of dudes that are ripped motherfuckers on these pages you know what they won't get as many responses as a quote-unquote if you want to say an average woman will folks here's the deal you can be pissed about it you can whimper about it you can cry about it you can put posts about it you can bitch and moan complain you can do everything you want to do you can scream how unfair it is and how much it's not right and it's just a shit and that's whatever but here's the reality of it it's life get used to it if you cannot handle that reality of the lifestyle i'm telling telling you, you're in for a horrendous self-esteem crash and burn. It just is what it is. Are there times that as a guy, it hurts your feelings? Are there times as a guy that you sit there and go, fuck, we have 85,000 followers. There are times that I that i go fuck but it's the reality of the situation yeah and the thing is is that accept it move on with it and and hopefully find a way to take and get over it and understand and celebrate the responses you do get if you put a picture on and you get three responses be thrilled with your three responses if you get 53 responses be thrilled with it if your wife gets 153 be happy for her that's that's just the way it is bitching putting posts out there and and i've seen on like multiple pages this week bitching and crying why it isn't fair fucking life isn't fair get a fucking clue motherfuckers what is wrong with you have you lost your ever-loving fucking minds duh it's not fair ta-da there you go you know what some people when you're old they won't respond because they don't want to fuck 250 year olds they want to fuck 20 somethings some people speak for yourself some people won't respond because you're too young they don't want to fuck 20 something kids they want to fuck middle age people some people won't fuck dudes with long hair some people won't fuck dudes that are bald some people won't fuck fat dudes, skinny dudes. The lifestyle is a smorgasbord. When you go to a fucking buffet, you're not required to eat everything on the buffet. You get to pick and choose what you want. So if you don't happen to be somebody's dish of choice, deal with it. Somebody else is going to come up and snarf your ass up.
Speaker5: Snarf.
Speaker1: Wait for your snarfing that's how it works there you go okay so there's my helpful tip for him for the day why don't you ever say anything when i do these because you how am i supposed to do you agree with me yes i agree with you do you think do you want to explain more on that you're like nope i'm good there you go by the way in case you're wondering call the one that's the dick i feel like we almost need to have like a social media lesson i quit posting for the most part commenting i'll participate here and there but well look very much here's i really hate to like somebody's picture or something and then somebody else like she like my machine like there is too much okay yeah fuck it this is where we're going today there is because it's party well here's the because it's party season and one of the things that i talk about is is as we talk about people's confidence and it's nerve-wracking and challenging to go into events when you're new or when you're alone or when you're whatever you don't know people and facebook and other fucking social media and electronic devices cassidy sls whatever you name, are all great ways to meet people to be able to help, like,
Speaker4: get some sort of relationship started beforehand, okay? But when it's used improperly, when it's used stupidly,
Speaker2: and this is why it's so important to do it right,
Speaker1: because then it takes a really valuable tool and just fucking, it's like stepping on your dick and grinding on it are you fucking dumb don't like here's the deal you can't take it's not sexy to post whiny posts it's not sexy that that's not gonna if you're going for a sympathy fuck you're you're no it ain't gonna happen okay and and if you're gonna bit ladies we know we all know that when you take and put a picture out there there is going to be a degree of thirsty fucking cock suck fuck piece of shit asshole motherfucking dudes that are going to take and send that are going to be a degree of thirsty, fucking, cock-sucked, fuck-piece-of-shit, asshole-motherfucking-dudes that are going to take and send a fucking dick pic. It's the minority of people.
Speaker3: I'd get it from Vanilla's more than I'd get it from fucking Swinger.
Speaker1: I was going to say, where else have you posted a picture and gotten dick pics and hit on from?
Speaker3: Twitter.
Speaker1: Well, what other website? watchers guys this is not it well the reason i'm saying it's not it's not unique to just the fucking it's not unique to just the lifestyle yeah and the thing is is here's the problem i the reason i called the the names the way did, because guys that do that are fit that description, but the problem becomes, and you see it on posts all over the place, every guy is an asshole and falls in that category, and that's not true. So if we're going to go off of that, if we're going to go off of that logic, this will give me some hate mail, if we're going to go off of that logic for a second. Okay. Some women, when they're on their period, it's very uncomfortable and can become very moody. Not every woman has mood swings with it, right? But some do. Right. Right? Okay. So what we're going to do is, and we're going to say that if you happen to, if your spouse or somebody, you know that when they're on their period, they're extremely moody for that time frame that you're just going to say anytime you talk to them they're a raging fucking cunt uh are they really a raging cunt the whole time or just during that those days oh hey it's just during those days it's just during those days or we're going to say you know every woman no matter what is a raging fucking cunt no you can't why you can't do that that's wrong and we all know that we won't do it we won't say every woman's a fucking karen but we're gonna say every guy i don't post pictures because every guy sends me a dick pic no they fucking don't no they don't because i know i don't and i know the majority of guys don't do that if you send mixed signals and you send out a signal you send out sexy videos and and strip videos and and whether or not it's today or whatever it's not a birthday or something special you're constantly bombarding them with with uh a signal of we want to do something we want want to chat, then you know what?
Speaker2: A guy may make the wrong decision and send a dick pic. And then usually though, if you say to him,
Speaker1: that's not okay, most, not all, most guys won't do that. They'll stop. Ladies, do you know why most guys are too afraid to come up and approach you at a party or an event? Do you? You're a lady. Enlighten me. A lot of guys won't do it because they are afraid if they have misread the signals, they will look like a complete and total ass. Yeah, afraid of rejection. I said this in my rant, and I will say it again. guys, every single one of us has a story from a time in their life, maybe when they were younger, younger men, right? Where they asked a girl out and they were made to be humiliated. And you know what? That sticks with them forever. Now, does that excuse the people that are complete ass are complete assholes no it absolutely does not but if someone's being an asshole then it's like you gotta take and reach out to admins and to people so we can help get rid of the dick munches because that's that's ultimately what we want to do we want to get rid of the dick munches wherever we possibly can so you have to help us a little bit but going out and just blasting all of us as a group and saying everybody is that way it just isn't it just drives me insane how many dick pics do you think you get i mean no wait a minute randoms even even people i know the last one i got was saturday saturday it was somebody i knew yeah you don't get bombed with them that is it annoying absolutely well not to some people it is to me i just go okay we we understand the thing is is that how you how you use social media whether how you respond to stuff look guys are we're big dumb animals okay we really are and a lot of times when you're a guy and you go on and you go continuously with every single post like on today's titty tuesday right we're recording tuesday night if every girl that puts it on if you go through and respond to every one of them you're my type let's face it there is we have women of all types on our page which is awesome are they really all your type i mean it looks ingenuous it looks like a bunch of bullshit. So it's understandable how women get pissed off because it's bullshit responses. You are not helping me with this at all. You're just sitting there looking at me. Because I'm really trying to follow you. Oh, Lord. It's a struggle today. It really is. So are you talking to... Okay, I can tell you that 95% of the people that like a picture of mine aren't ever going to do anything. Right, right, exactly. So, okay, so... But I know that. Right. So the, where are we at here? Hold on. Laura, I'll send you one. Well, I do have one. Anyways, the thing, the thing is, is I guess the point of it is this, is that one of the biggest problems in the lifestyle as i see it especially when it comes to social media it's very easy to take and and loop and throw everybody in one category yeah you can't and to say that we're all a certain way and here's the deal when okay let's face it when a new person posts for the first time or shares a picture or something and somebody spots it they're gonna get a whole bunch of likes and they're gonna have people reach out to them that is what it is i know it scared some people off that they won't comment on anything they won't even post it well i'm sorry well and and we're gonna have the thirsty guys that are gonna respond inappropriately because they're new and they think they can get away with it. If you're new, you're fresh meat. Sorry. People are going to be excited to want to be the first person to get together with you. The reality of it is this. There is no way to accurately, completely stop it from happening. You can't. There's none. We have tried everything. We really have. We're constantly looking. Look, happening you can't there's none we we have tried everything we really have we're constantly looking look all you can do it's just part of the bullshit that goes with it you do your best to try to stop it but you just can't i mean that's what's going i can't read comments on my fucking computer doing all kinds of stupid shit here no it's whenever people comment people comment, then it goes back up. Well, I can see it up there. Okay. Can you read it from there? I don't think so. Really? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, Rob, I am absolutely sending her a fucking dick pic. I'm just saying. Actually, I think I owe her one in my paid manager. Anyways, so I don't know. It's just. Not hers? Oh, yeah, I can do it in a package here. Yeah, I can do it. Okay. So the thing is, it's just, we want people to be able. Social media can be a great way to fucking help people as they're nervous and they're uncomfortable about going into meet and greets and whatever, but only if it's used used properly if we encourage new people to use facebook and these other things as a as a place to cry that that does no good i mean seriously it's not going to change anything i mean i've seen the past week more people trying to have just they're looking for reasons to pity party it's like right now is a great time to be in the lifestyle there's fucking events happening all over people are excited things are better than they have been for a couple of years it's like people are just trying to find a way somehow to sabotage and bitch example one of the meet and greets and i won't say which one past couple weeks there was a guy i see pictures of him on social media and i go wow he looks kind of mean he looks like a pissy guy and then i met no it wasn't me and i met him like oh my gosh he was the sweetest guy ever because you know your pictures you know judge a whole different way you have to tell me all the time you've always helped me with pictures you'll be like don't put that picture on yeah because you're like you you look mean and and if you know me pissed if you if you know me i'm not mean i'm and again this is why i don't get laid thanks for the help pumpkin but i mean i don't know joe it wasn't you you're a teddy bear i i don't but if i don't smile i can look pissy and mean and every look really mean guys here's the reality of it you don't have to look like you're ready to kill somebody to look cool on the facebook in a swingers group the girls will be way into that shut up maddie i'm not a dick you know she's she's mean no the thing is is that you don't have to look like you're ready to kill somebody in fact the gals will actually be a little more receptive if if you look a little more you know happy nice whatever a smile it really does i mean part of that is learning how the fact that we don't have to fluff our feathers to try to you know that's not this isn't a stone age where it's like the one who looks the most burly is when it's going to get the pussy and everybody else is screwed it doesn't work that way so you know look at look at your pictures that you put on think about it a little bit guys before before what you put on it's kind of like back when we could put all kinds of pictures on facebook okay women know how to take angles women understand angles on photography thank god it's awesome or guys here's the thing we're retarded as fuck i you you want to talk about 50 ways to make your penis look uglier than it than it really normally looks you know what if you go back to when we could put those on facebook guys we all figured out ways to do it and it was just like oh my god what in the hell we're thinking how did we manage to fucking do that that was stupid get help ask for help if you don't know if you don't think it looks you know ask a female friend do i look pissy in this picture i mean you don't show me your dick but you know i used to have a guy and he he moved away and he hasn't messaged me since but he was like okay i want to send this picture can you give me your opinion of it yep and i would go actually i like the second one better because it does this this and this and this i don't really care for the first one he's like okay that's what i wanted to know yeah but it's more teaching him how to look at it yeah and that's just in okay maddie i truly love floating around the room acknowledging everyone it goes a long way setting them at ease and raising their comfort level. Absolutely does. And Matty, for those of you who don't know, Matty's a great big guy. But he's personable as hell.
Speaker3: Yeah, he met me at a gas. Hey, you're just a little bit.
Speaker1: But it's true, guys. I mean, this is, these are the ways that we can use social media better. The reason this is so important, at the last meet and greet, there was, we come to find out, I believe there was three people Thank you. social media better that the reason this is so important at the last meet and greet there was we come to find out i believe there was three people that made it to the meet and greet but didn't leave the parking lot they didn't feel comfortable coming on in well one guy came in and only stayed for like a half hour and left right but there was literally three that never came never came in that i know about okay and here's the thing look and i say this in my rant if you just if you go to a party event i don't care in your vanilla real life world and you're just not in the mood and you know fuck it you just don't go the next day you don't really think about you don't care you didn't want to go you weren't in the mood whatever but when the next day it bothers you that you didn't go that tells me you you really did want to be there and and so like in the rant i talk about ways to ways to to things that we can do to to try to both as event people and as just regular people how do we get over that how do we do we make sure that it doesn't happen? Because really, what's the worst thing that can happen? You can go in and not have a good time, so you leave. But this is where social media, like, this is where being whiny and shitty posts or being creeper posts come back to biking the ass. Because you know what? You may see a post from somebody, guy or gal, single or couple, that's like, hey, hey yeah we don't really know we really want to go but we don't know anybody that you could have the opportunity to send a post out there go hey you know what i'm going to be there text me when you get there i'll walk in the same time so you're not walking in alone but if all your posts before that are creeperish or asshole or cuntish or whatever that at that point in time you know what they're not
Speaker3: going to respond to that i would say that was me and and i'm supposed to be like not necessarily i can be do you want to see no no i you didn't put the gate up obviously no no what i'm there's a dog big dog wagging his wagging his tail um when i went to the one out in cedar falls waterloo whatever when i walked in i was nervous scared of shit didn't know anybody at least well i knew a couple people but it was only by looks and I had no idea well Eldon I greeted you at the last meet and greeted him in the corner for a while and watched before he went over. It's like, well, I knew who he was, and I introduced him to whoever I was talking to. I think I was talking to Tony or something. Here's the thing, and this is something you guys, I want everybody to know, and I talked to you again, though. I talked to you about this in the rant, but i want everybody to know and i talked again though
Speaker1: i talked to us in the rant but i want people to know people have the misconception that like you and i don't get nervous before going into weird places yeah right okay if you listen to last week shows you know she talked about walking into a meet and greet where i wasn't going to be there for a couple hours and how nervous she was people all the time go well you don't get nervous you don't understand do i get nervous fuck yeah i do you know what i do i'm lucky the way i hide my nerves is i is i crack jokes that's how i hide my nerves i we all have the exact same fears and and concerns but it's like in the lifestyle you took the you made the decision to take the risk to try the lifestyle and it's risky it's scary it's it's out of the norm don't once you take that step not take the next natural one which is meet people like that that's the whole thing i mean you when you get in the meet and greet you have to make it if you just sit in a corner you're not going to meet anybody guys you're just not going to meet anybody you know some people will come up to you hopefully and hopefully more people the host will come up but you have to take an active role in engaging in your success at the meet and greet. And it's the same thing online. It's the same with social media. You have to take an active role in engaging in that. If you, Amanda's a smart ass. She's sarcastic as fuck when she wants to be. And it's cute and it's funny. And if you know her, it's one thing. But like on social media, if she fires off a sarcastic comment, she'll put, hey, I'm a smartass. Because I look back at when I was in high school and everything going, God, I must have come across as an absolute bitch. But I'm just a smartass. But you tell people that so that they know. You have to kind of communicate, Maddie, find me, and I'll get rid of those nerves quickly. Actually, you will. Maddie will make you feel like he's pretty damn fast. You'll have a new friend for life. So, but the thing is, if you just, if you expect, if you're a hunter and you expect the prey to come to you and like shoot themselves, it's not going to happen. Okay. It's the same thing. If you don't talk to anybody else, if you make make no effort people will come by people are in this list are very good about trying to include people but only to a degree like you still have to engage and i know it's scary and that's okay it's okay to be scared it's okay to be different or to have to be nervous. That's all all right. But if you don't engage, you will get nothing out of it. So the thing is, is that you have to kind of dig deep. When you start a new job, you're nervous. But did you go to the parking lot and not come on in? No, because you needed the job. You had to. Well well this is the same thing this is your life this is a job application this is more important than your job this is more important than a job because this is your life you only get one so where where are you going to put your life what are you going to do you know Are you going to put yourself in the corner? Why do that? Wait a minute. When we first started off, we were known as wallflowers. I know we were. And then for the longest time, I walked in behind you because I wanted you to walk in first. We did. And you know what? And we were wrong. We got lucky you want to know what our biggest problem was seriously it's not a problem it's something that's made our relationship as strong as it is is that we had each other yeah so ultimately we didn't care like we could it didn't it didn't matter if no one talked because we had events where nobody talked. Didn't matter. Because we could still have fun with each other. We weren't doing, we didn't do this. We didn't have to or need the lifestyle. It was a choice. And we had each other. In hindsight, how many people did we miss the opportunity to meet? Not fuck. Not hook up with. How many people did we miss the opportunity to meet not not fuck not hook up with not how many people did we miss the opportunity to meet and build a relationship with because we put ourselves in a corner i don't think we were that much in a corner initially we were a little bit but i think well once i started drinking it seemed it seemed to i seemed to become way more social after that it didn't take us long to break out of that mode because we didn't want to just sit in the corner we you know we we got lucky we had some people that included us in and and we're like okay and then once we kind of got our feet wet what we found was there was a whole bunch of other people just like us that were brand new swinging is like comes in in classes they're like groups you know we have people that have still been in our group that that came in the same time we did we're all freshmen together and and 11 years later we're all still in it together but here's what you'll find if you'll if you'll reach out you'll find that somebody else can meet and greet it's the same way you are you know yeah i was reading shut up i can't do two things at once you want to read out loud this show went totally off the fucking rails and not in my normal good way totally off the rails because you got in rant mode i didn't get in rant mode i just damn close no then why didn't you take the show over you need to start start taking the show over. That's what needs to happen. Okay, Rob puts, now we're going to read. So now it's up to you guys to save the show at this point in time is what's happening. Maybe shy people need some techniques and tools to use. I always have conversations scripted in my mind that I can pull from depending on the situation. Have a conversation with yourself and put your practice to use. That is fucking gold. That is beautiful. We practice. How do you become a great athlete? You practice. How do you become a great at anything? You practice. How do you become a great communicator? You practice. When I have to give a speech, I practice over and over again this is the same way and rob nails it right on the head instead of waiting to adjust on the fly have some plans of attack have some have some ideas like here's a great one again using social media i know because well it's set up to go to dinner no that is too much work ahead of time okay keep it simpler than that keep everything as simple as possible why don't have a door buddy talk to somebody go hey what time are you gonna get there i'm gonna get it this time i'm gonna get there this time too let's walk in at the same time yeah here's why be honest break break this down to the common denominator you're not actually afraid of talking to people that's not what you're afraid of okay what you're afraid of is walking in you have no fucking idea where you're supposed to go you don't know anybody so're not going to recognize anybody. And you're afraid of standing there looking stupid when you walk in. That's what you're afraid of. You're not afraid of the people. It's like going to the gym. Exactly. And the thing is. You don't want to look like an idiot. And that's exactly. That's the true what is really going on. So the thing is, is that, okay, acknowledge that and go, here's what we're going to do. We're going to take in, I'm going to take in and have a door buddy. I'm going to set up with somebody else that's come at the same time and go, hey, so I can walk in with somebody. Go early. If the meet and greet starts at seven, go at six. Why go at six because here's the deal you can walk in you go up to the bar and you go you get a drink whether it be a cocktail whether it be a soda whether it be a water hey i heard there's a group supposed to meet here where they gonna be meeting at do you know usually the bartenders will know or if not it's pretty easy to go sit at a table somewhere and the outer skirts and watch you'll be able to tell when it's a meet-and-greet starting and wander over.
Speaker2: Very true.
Speaker1: Get creative. Like Rob said, have a have a when is my fucking computer done? Have a pre-scripted conversations that are safe conversations, icebreakers, whatever, that gives you confidence, the little fucking things that you kind of practice so you can run with a situational thing. It-it-'m like i'm like five minutes away while i'm sitting here i don't know anybody i'm like just sit there be there in five minutes. By the time we walked in, somebody else had already grabbed him because they recognized him and brought him over to the table, to the area where everybody was meeting. Right, right. And I was getting there as fast as I could. And that's the awesome part of Facebook is people can know you. You get a chance to know that they can recognize your face before you even get there so put a good impression on on what they recognize what they see not that they're like oh fuck please don't let that person recognize me okay that's what you don't want that i mean that's that's the whole that's the whole thing is you use it as a tool i will throw this out there. For people that are putting on meet and greets, part of the awesome thing about us getting to go on tour, we get to learn, right? We get to see new ideas. So this whole weekend where people didn't come in was eye-opening as fuck for me, okay? And I don't think I part i can't but it's a it's a large building right you quit hitting shit though you're getting click happy it's just going slow okay um click happy the one in des moines though it was a very large yes venue pool hall yes so it it became obvious where it was at but when we first walked in
Speaker3: she at least said what area it was going to be around and you started to notice some people that were there there was a lot of people i know i've seen them before doesn't mean i remember a
Speaker1: lot of people notice okay wait there's some great comments lindsey i started working just to smile and making eye contact with people in the halls that's awesome that is a great way to do it Thank you. A lot of people don't know us. Okay, wait, there's some great comments. Lindsay, I started working just to smile and making eye contact with people in the halls. That's awesome. That is a great way to do it. Absolutely. If you practice this stuff in your regular life, it becomes very easy when you move over. Rob, notice things about people that interest you, like shoes or necklace or a shirt. Absolutely, again, awesome. Jesse, I'll embarrass myself here. I was so excited to meet Cole and Amanda. For me, I think it's easier just to keep it simple, just small pleasantries go further than you think. Absolutely. Yeah, very much so. Rob, compliment them and then tell them why you like it or maybe that you have one like it. Exactly. These are all things that you can do to – it makes you feel comfortable and give you a chance to take and, you know, break the ice because these other people are just as nervous as you are. Real quick, one of the things I was going to say with party planners and whatnot, this is something I learned because this is an eye-opening to me of the people that didn't make it in okay it's pretty easy with me when we put on events it's pretty easy what i'm going to wear i mean i have trouble with my outfits but pretty easy to spot if it's your first time putting on events decide what you're going to wear early and put it out there and put on the meet and greet and go, hey, I'm going to be wearing a blah. Look for me or or something, something picture of yourself. Yeah, something to put it out there so that to give the new people a place to go where they know. And folks, remember this. This is the other part of this. Just because you're cool with somebody, you walk in the with them or you meet you know you become door buddies or whatever or you know you you tell that new person hey look at me come look me up and we'll and you go and introduce them it doesn't mean you have to fuck them it doesn't mean that they're gonna fuck you you know you're just getting to know people and and that's okay okay. And embrace that and do what you can do to help people and help the community all the way through. That is what is absolutely the most important thing you can do. You can make a huge difference on a single or a couple if they ever come back to the lifestyle, another event again, little act of kindness back to the other point make your posts on facebook and other places so people will want to meet you don't be a fuckwad all right with that as this show's went completely south hopefully someone will listen to this when it goes live on th. I don't know. Anywho, sponsor again.
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Speaker1: We will see you this weekend. Today's the fucking 5th. What would the date be, Saturday?
Speaker2: Tuesday, that would be the 7th, 8th.
Speaker1: I think it's the 9th, 9th or 10th. Little Sioux City, Iowa. Be there for that. And then also the following Friday we'll be in Wichita. Thursday we'll be in Omaha. Check us out. Come see us all soon. Doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, the only way I ever fucking will. Oh, thank God this show's over. Kazma Style, out.
Speaker3: Bye.