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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another crazy truth. What? What did I do wrong now?
You can't wait for me to start the video dumbass do we need to start over hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with the most and highly agitated cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely fucking nitpicking being a little fucking bitch miss amanda and we're here to channelate and help educate you about why the fucking lifestyle is ideal for you can you follow along just off of our example anyways fucking suck you know what we love that you're so real here's how fucking real we are this is what we get real after you deal with my mother and we're moving i'm not moving she's moving thank god you know what hold on i'll get to this in just a second this is episode 202 you should know that already if this is your first time with the show you got a lot of homework to do catch the fuck up kids uh 202 season 5 episode 202 we have sponsors what what word we do uh asnlifestylemagazine.com smart swingers what do they do they read what They read.
What do they read? ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Or if Amanda's got words on her tits or ass or a cooter, read those as well. I don't. What? I don't. Not today. Well, not today. But some days do you? No. Well, if I'm posing for a picture, I might put words across my ass. Really? After as much as we've been doing, I think U-Haul should be one of our fucking sponsors. I'll explain that in a minute. Also, don't forget. Hey, you know what? I know we haven't shown it to you. She really does do great work. Carrie Daniels, art by Carrie. www.carrieart.com. Check her out today.
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How many sports comments are going tous and shit no I don't know they won't necessarily be sports maybe somebody will want like you know maybe they'll want like the nutcracker maybe they'll have a shirt from the nutcracker or maybe they'll have something from like you know I don't know some other event some 5k or some shit I don't fucking know shut up leave me alone just saying we have other sponsors don't we maybe I don't know we'll talk about it at halftime you all should be our fucking sponsor you want to know what a fucking motherfucking you know what this show is going to be about I don't know.
We'll talk about it at halftime. U-Haul should be our fucking sponsor. You want to know what a fucking motherfucking... You know what this show is going to be about? Cleaning out your life and making better. God's honest fucking truth. Look, I just got done loading the 46th foot of U-Haul. That's right, because Saturday we had a 26-foot fucking truck filled to the brim with my mother's shit. Today we loaded a 20-foot U-Haul filled to the fucking brim with my mother's shit.
We have taken three trailer loads, multiple car loads, and are going to take two more car loads to finally get all of the fucking shit out of her house sweet mother of christ linda oh i'm telling you i'm telling you you want to talk about and here's the thing she would love to meet all you guys because she knows they're swungers she thinks you guys are all awesome and she would love love to meet all you guys. And as I told her, you're not going to get to meet anybody until you get your shit packed. Oh my God. Never going to get this fucking move done. You know what?
The pilgrims drifted from fucking England over to America faster than we have moved her ass from Omaha to Iowa. That is not, no exaggeration sweet mother of buck it is unbelievable would you like some really old shit we've got it was it well taken care of nope but we've got it so well i can't say as if my parents would be the same way it's just hurricane clean that out well it's just too bad there was no strong winds that blew all the way up here. Good Lord. We are exhausted. My brother's on his way back across St. Iowa, and he has to unload the truck himself tonight.
You can't unload the giant truck. He did it himself. Yes, he can. I think about what better shape we're all being because of this. Anyways, so tonight's lesson is, you know what?
Make room in your your life if you've got shit you don't need get rid of it that includes fucking dickheads on your friends list shit in your closet it doesn't matter don't carry crap forever today your kids will hate you just saying look there's a sad part when you look at a shovel and you go huh i've got some uses for that that's a bad place to be okay just fucking saying oh my lord wow it must have been a bad day no it was just retarded it was just it was just uh oh no he hasn't he has not passed des moines yet danny i doubt it because gill looked at the same time he's still an hour out oh yeah yep and he's got to move slower in a fucking weighted down seven ton fucking uh u-haul yeah so if anybody-Haul, we would be a great sponsor for you because I've done more shit.
I wouldn't mind fucking at U-Haul. If we would have fucked in one of the U-Hauls, that would have been great. A rolling fuck fest. I mean, I've been getting fucked for the past several months on this move, but just not in a good way. Just saying. I've gotten hit on.
Oh yeah i've got that story so let's talk a little bit about moving so um we had movers help on on saturday on the packing part and and these dudes were these dudes were i mean you talk about tetris and shit in there whatever rock on and uh uh you had some some handsome black guys over there fucking loading shit and every time i fucking turn around where the fuck is amanda out talking to the movers i'm like look here's you i know you're gonna start doing porn and stuff and i encourage that greatly but how about we don't start with amanda and the movers day as our first God, I look over, she's shaking her ass.
It could have been father and son because one of the kids were there. You fuck. The 54-year-old guy had 10 kids. One of the kids were there. Condoms would be required. And it happened to be I walked across the yard. Okay, here we go. And the yard was wet. So when I got back to the house, I was wiping my feet.
Of course, the way Amanda wipes wipes her feet Was a freaking dance move Because I do that all the time And I just shake my ass and squiggle my feet He happened to be behind me Just happened What a coinkydink No seriously I didn't think anybody saw me do it But apparently I was wrong Thank god we didn't pay for more time What's getting loaded now?
Apparently Amanda's getting loaded Four ways to Tuesday in the U-Haul I mean, I don't care I mean, rock on, I'm all in But we need cameras and shit If we're gonna shoot content You know And here's the other thing as much as i'm all about shooting content the motherfuckers were not going to get out of actually doing that the number of hours we paid to have them move because that was really horrible you fuck well that's an allergy to us keep talking why so i had a comment made to me about about uh shaking it yeah Thank you. Keep talking. Why? So I had a comment made to me about shaking it.
Yeah, shaking her money maker. Okay. But then your mom had a friend come over that happens to just have the pots for her, but also has a long-time girlfriend. So we're all like, uh-huh, is he on our page? Yeah, you want to know what there's... So then he proceeded to say that he likes your flip-off finger on your car. And we're like, well, we can get you one. And then his mom's like, well... Will they know he's a swinger? If he has a flip-off finger, will everybody think he's a swinger? No. No, they'll think he's Polly because he's hitting on you with a girlfriend, dumbass.
Your mom doesn't know what Polly is. She does. I've explained it before, but it's just fucking, you know... Thank you. Pauly because he's hitting on you with a girlfriend, dumbass. Your mom doesn't know what Pauly is. She does. I've explained it before, but it's just fucking, you know, she doesn't know what it is. Here's what's so fucking retarded. Look, I don't care. You know what? Rock on. More power to you. Do as out well. Don't care. I'm a fucking swinger. My hobby is fucking other people. I mean, in theory. It's fucking other people.
So we don't really really care but the first time i i hear about fucking zippy is like we'd heard about him but never heard there was any interest or anything else going on until right before i move well by the way he said he'd come over offer to help are you okay with that well at this point in time it's somebody help us move sure i don't care whatever so i'm over doing shit on on friday getting ready for the move and she's gone and Thank you. help us move. Sure. I don't care. Whatever. So I'm over doing shit on Friday, getting ready for the move and she's gone.
And that's when this fucker shows up. So here comes this fucking tool bag showing up, dragging a little cart thing comes out. I'm out in the shed and it's like, Oh fuck. I knew instantly. I'm like, okay, great.
Hey, how are you doing you must be rob yep sure i'm how you doing nice meeting so they had that awkward conversation shit you know and he's like well uh uh you know how can i help you and i'm thinking i don't go fuck my mom i don't i don't know it's like whatever and then so my mom shows up and i'm like he's like well i was saying this guy look when my brother and i are doing shit what we don't want is outside people being I don't want is outside people being trying to take over and give lead the way we got this shit right unless you want to deal with my mom's bitchiness the rest of the time shut the fuck up all right so it's like so he's like well maybe we should do this or maybe we should do that and i'm like oh look mom pulled in how about we head down here so he's like, well, maybe we should do this or maybe we should do that.
And I'm like, oh, look, mom pulled in. How about we head down here? So he's like, oh, okay. So he grabs his little wagon and. It wasn't a wagon. Whatever. A little cart thing. And we go down there. And my mom, my mom gets out of the car and her eyes get the size of fucking absolute dishes. Just dang huge. Like, uh, well, cool.
This is, I'm like'm like we've already met so she continues to introduce us anyways i'm like yep yep got that part mom you know because she's all nervous like what are you nervous for for the love of fuck no go ahead he's younger he's like 10 years older than i'm and i'm like i don't care man it was with a fucking 44 year old this weekend i don't give a shit fuck whoever you want rock on have fun i don't care and he's like well so older than I am, and I'm like, I don't care. Amanda was with a fucking 44-year-old this weekend. I don't give a shit. Fuck whoever you want. Rock on. Have fun.
I don't care. And he's like, well, so what should we do? And I go, here's the best thing. I think the first thing you should do is you should help mom carry the groceries in, and then you guys figure it out from there. But the best thing to do is not be where I'm at. That'd be great. And I turned around locked off. That was funny, because when you said Amanda had a date with a 44-year-old, then she went, what? Yeah, she was like, what? What's that mean? Careful questions you ask, mother, because this is where shit goes south. So what was really funny, though, was when he showed up.
So my brother didn't, my brother's older than I am, so he didn't get to meet him until the next day when we're in the middle of doing shit.
and so the dynamics in my family it really is is is my brother's like running you know doing this he he's in charge and it's fine that we haven't we have our way that we work so to have this fucking dude who's who's a nice enough guy my brother's an engineer so he's anal retentive and he's good at tetris so when it comes to packing the truck the last thing he wants is the dude that's job is the dance instructor to be the one to fucking start offering suggestions on putting stuff in and why we're doing something wrong and and that that was pretty short-lived but a lot of fun a lot of fucking fun it was awesome so there you go it was funny it was when you and your brother were talking about it.
And he goes, you know what? If you fuck my mom, I don't care. Yeah. Just, just get out of my face. Well, yeah. That was a, well, as my brother told my mom, I was like, I don't care if you're having sex with him. Just don't do it in our way when we're trying to move shit. I mean, that's really, my brother and I were like, whatever.
Now, the one thing will acknowledge this i said when i drop dead because we know that i'm gonna die first okay my mother's trying to put me in my grave anywho this move may do it i'm like all i ask is fuck somebody cooler than that do not go pick this huge fucking dork to fuck because as i told you you, my kids will make fun. Our kids will make fun of you. And they will be fully, and they will not be as polite or mature as I was. Yeah, but I don't have a problem turning to my kids and going, yeah, but he fucks good. Right. And that's fine. But still, don't. Just don't. Just saying.
It is what it is. Okay, so why should I be a sponsor? What? Earlier you said you should be a sponsor, and we'll go over that in a little bit. No, that U-Haul should be a sponsor. I don't know what I was saying. Who knows? It doesn't really matter. If you want a sponsor, you can. No, I don't. This episode is brought to you by Amanda's Vag. It's Slipping Sides. Come on in. It's open for the summer season, everybody. Come on in. Come on over to Amanda's Vag. It's going to be a good time. Shut up. Anyways. Oh, my gosh. So, this is the Quality Swinger podcast that we do.
So, okay, so Saturday we were supposed to get this all loaded early. Oh, fuck, son of a cock, fucking bullshit. We started this fucking shit. Okay. Shh. Shh. Fucking go ahead, bitch Quit hissing at me So we had planned on a meet and greet In Iowa at 9 o'clock at night Thinking, you know, we should be done It's only 265 miles away And we started at 10 A.M. We got there before that But that's okay Yeah, but the truck was showing up And the movers were showing up At 10 A.M. We got there before that. But that's okay. Yeah, but the truck was showing up and the movers were showing up at 10 a.m.
10 a.m. And by 5 o'clock I said, I gotta go. Y'all come whenever you get done and get all your stuff together. I love my children. Oh, get over that part. And thank God.
No, no, I love my children oh get over that part and thank god no no i love my children i had told my children look we should be done by noon or one if you guys would just stay till help till then and then go and take off is great thank god they went ahead and stayed yeah because so two of them stayed they they all stayed till at least four and we would have been fucked because we only had the movers for two hours i mean when they weren't busy flirting with amanda they did move a shit ton of stuff so but if they would have left early we'd have really been fucked i left omaha at 7 30 i was so here's what's stupid i'm a good person i'm an honest person my brother drove his truck back and the plan was he was because we didn't have enough drivers for all the cars and the vehicles with the 26 foot u-haul because that'll be enough uh and so i pointed out to him that hey look because he didn't think his trailer he thought he was gonna have to use his pickup to pull mom's car back tow his her car because it wasn't gonna fit on the u-haul what what here's the key what that would have meant is i would have had 265 miles of just me the radio on no bullshit in the u-haul In the U-haul just cruising smoking the bandit long way to go short time to get there come on bandit get her done but instead i pointed out to my brother well look you can move your hitch over there it's like oh fuck you can so what ended up happening is i went from having a nice kick-ass ride by myself to she got to drive our car herself and left at 5.
My brother drove the U-Haul, and mom and I had 265 miles in the car with a really grumpy lady. With her being exceedingly grumpy. And we leave two and a half hours late. And we have to make lots of stops On the way out there And it's just like Oh my god I got there a little after nine Yep, you did I was still in moving clothes So I sat in the car Facing a busy street, took off my shirt, put on a new one, and proceeded to walk in terrified. I don't know why you were terrified. Because I didn't know who was going to be there, and I didn't know who was.
And you were greeted lovingly and warmly by all. I did, yeah. Well, some. They greeted you. Everybody liked it. They were happy to see you. People were excited to see you. You didn't see the table that just looked at me, but that's okay. No, you're right. I didn't because I was busy looking at the clock somewhere in Iowa going, motherfucker, are we ever going to get there? Doing 110 miles a fucking hour down the road just going, sweet mother of fuck. We did get there. I did get there.
Thank you to the people that stayed till midnight to see me get there and get me fucking train wreck drunk oh mother fuck he was hammered i'm gonna put this i don't give shout outs to bars very often if you are in cedar falls iowa you need to stop at casey's bar and grill i like drinks a certain way rum and coke tall double burnt that means it's going to make your throat pucker like your asshole when you take a drink of it i didn't have to do that i just ordered a rum and coke and i got it looked the same color as iced tea which means that motherfucker is fucking lighter than that it was the last one was more like water and it was not water and here's the deal in an hour and a half time frame when we got back to the hotel which there's pictures there's pictures posted uh of me laying on the bed in the hotel had such break it was horrible i got up twice during the night to puke that's how fucking drunk i was in like an hour and a half so and a bunch of people bought me drinks and wow and we had a fucking hoot of a time we well okay let's back up hey we had a hoot of a time thursday night yes we had a meet and greet and gretna uh we got to meet jesse jesse was there uh we got to meet jesse We got to meet a whole bunch of people.
We had a great time. We had a great time Thursday night. I did not get drunk Thursday night. I did. Yeah, she did. She's a little fucking lushy lush over here. She did. You were drunk when you showed up at my brother's house. My mom was like, do you want me to take you over? I'm like, no, because she would have wanted to win in. I'm like, I walked in. My assistant was like, hey, I'm like, hi. Get ready. Leaving. Got to go. Getting a drink. Got to go drink. And so, but we had a great time Thursday night. You're welcome. It was awesome.
And then thank you to everybody Saturday night who was so cool to Amanda when she got there and for the group that stayed. Eric, thank you for everything I'm putting on.
Andin had a shot ready or a drink ready waiting for me literally i walked through the door and boom it was right there and and everybody had drink it was fucking awesome we are gonna come out there and party some more and then get there at a decent time yeah and get there here's the deal we're getting ready to go on the road so we're on the road we're on the road last weekend cedar falls this weekend on friday night the april 1st april fools we'll be in omaha to meet and greet saturday night we will be in des moines at danny's first meet and greet which is going to be fucking huge now this is important there's a meet and greet in the first yeah this is important we got the crazy part of crazy casbah the des the one that gave us that moniker years ago.
I don't remember that. They were like, oh, here comes the crazy people from Nebraska coming. They were the ones that gave us the crazy. So we haven't partied in Des Moines for a long time. So we're back, and we're ready to bring the crazy with us. So we're partying in Des Moines this Saturday. Then next weekend, we're going to, is it Sioux Falls? Sioux City. Sioux City. So next weekend, we'll be in Sioux City, Iowa, which we haven't been up there for about a year and a half to party with those folks at a meet and greet.
And then I think the week after that, we're in Wichita, partying in Wichita.
And Danny says,'re ready you think you are uh and then uh i don't remember the wichita one yeah i think it's wichita and then we have to choose because we've got some options for illinois the week after that we will be in colorado in june we will be in uh again in iowa for a bone party in june we will be in colorado for june colorado might just you said that twice might be just to get away to get the fuck away it'll still be a party yeah we may not tell me where we're going uh and then in july we will be in oklahoma city and we will be in orlando so we'll two weeks two weeks in a row will be one with the week of our anniversary like the the thursday friday saturday sunday we'll be in oklahoma city the following week the thursday friday saturday we'll be in orlando florida uh to do a shoot and then we will be in oh yeah and then we will have ksn in august i think i've got four places lined up right now in august first to go and a couple in september plus weddings so I don't refresh.
You need to make some money? I'd have just fucking bitch slapped the crap out of you. I swear to God. Wow. I couldn't reframe it. I had to say it. Jesse, that's what the bonfire, the bonfire, bone party is. Oh, we do have that in June. Mm-hmm. Did you mention that one? Yeah. Yeah. So we're on the red light, and I'm booking more dates as we speak. So there we go. I'm actually really super stoked. We're getting ready to, we are, we just are doing a new agreement with the company. I don't know if I'm going to announce that yet. No, I wouldn't. Really? Okay. All right.
So, what do you want to talk about to actually fucking help people now that I've just fucking, we've spewed, now people are like, is this even a Swinger show? We added four fucking new shows to the radio station so far this week. It's Tuesday. We've added four new shows. There's four new fucking shows on Full Swap Radio you guys want to check out as well. It's fucking badass. Cool. We got all kinds of cool shit going on. So, with that being said, so here's the plan for this weekend.
We have a hotel room rumor has it you done hoeing out or what's going on you okay well sure as fuck ain't me oh don't even roll your eyes let's count the past couple let's we count? Let's see. Are we counting? Is that what we're doing? Doing what? Are we counting? What are we counting? Fucks. Are we counting fucks? Want to count fucks? One fuck, two fuck, three little fucks. You want to count fucks? I don't care. Well, you would be winning currently. Do we need to put up a scoreboard in here? He shoots, he scores. Oh, yes, that's the other thing. Yes, that's the other thing. Yes.
Okay, so here's the thing. We are going to, today is Tuesday, right? We have to go to Des Moines tomorrow to drop mom off. And then, so that's only Wednesday. So before. Thursday's month end. So, well, they don't give two fucks about that. No, but I work late. I guess you can do it. I'm not going to do it without you. I have. I would. What? Maybe. So, here's the thing. First of all, fucks. Never count fucks. Absolutely. No fucks to give to you. Yes. No. So, but this week, we will post, because I was talking to some of the people, remember, these went to our board, so that's, who decided?
We didn't decide. We went to the board. So, yes, I will be announcing this week. Be watching, if you're part of the Craigslist, the Casbah Knights, the Knights of Casbah, Knights of Casbah? Casbah Knights. Knights of Casbah are going to be announced. So, there you go. And I'm getting ready. Can I talk about my other giveaway yet? I can't talk about that either, can I? I don't know what you're talking about. Probably not. What do you mean probably not? If you don't physically have the giveaway, you can't talk about the giveaway. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Sweet mother.
Can I not talk about anything? Your mouth has been Non-stop Linda Oh you are such a fucking dirty dirty hoe But you're my dirty hoe I love it How many nights I actually don't know how many nights we're going to have I've not seen the list yet from our board How many do we have to sign up 70 70, no, 80, 86. 86 people applied to be knights. So, I don't know. I'm going to guess. I'm kidding. Sharpen your swords, boys. It's time to dip your swords in Miss Amanda. I'm too old for that shit. That many. At one time, maybe. It's not going to be just this. Oh, my God. They're knights, not porcupines.
Give me a quill. Stick it in. Anyways, so the thing. So, no. So, I don't know. I would imagine it's probably going to be close to. And people are like, seriously, who's the board? We actually have a board of directors for CASBA. For CASBA. So the board of directors is made up of a lot of our family is on the board of directors. So this way it's fair. I don't know who people are. Yeah, that's why we turned. That's what we did with the cadets. And that's the same thing with, oh, my God. People bowing to the queen. Man, they are sucking up hardcore for you.
My cadets didn't suck up this hard My cadets made me that hard But then it sucks Anyways I can see doing it like On the road What were we doing Friday night? What's Friday night? Wait a minute, what are you doing doing all of them at one time? Auditions or what? Or just starting to fuck? No, announcing it jackass. Oh, well, yeah. Well, you said I can see. I'm too old for that. And you're like, I can see you doing it on the road. I'm like, what do you have to do? What? Announce at Big Dogs, maybe. I don't know. They're getting pretty antsy. We could do that.
We could actually make the announcement at Big Dogs, at the meet and greet. At Big Dogs are like live all the way. We could go live, yeah. We can figure out.
We can do something like could actually make The announcement at Big Dogs At the meet and greet At Big Dogs We could go live Yeah We can figure out We can do something like that That would keep everybody going We can do that Yeah Oh my lord Look at them Jesus These people Fucking A Man Are you fucking done Oh my god Why are you antagonizing The fuck out of me After the night I've had Because I haven't seen you all day Wow Okay it's half time Do something Thank you. Oh, my God, why are you antagonizing the fuck out of me after the night I've had? Because I haven't seen you all day. Wow.
Okay, it's halftime. Do something. All right, hey, if halftime, don't forget to come to check out. We get shirts to do, too. By the way, halftime. Oh, yeah. Check out our show, fullswapradio.com. Remember, get the Apple app or the Android app for that. Four new shows. Four new shows are coming online just this week alone. It is absolutely the place to be, and it's awesome. So check it out. You can check out our show on Monday nights as well as Casper Rants on Tuesdays. And, yeah, there you go.
So I'm kind of discombobled, I'm not even gonna lie, I'm discombobled, I'm a little, I'm, I'm tired, I'm sorry, I moved fucking seven households shit today, anyways, all right, ah, do you want to say something, or what, you're just looking at me, what, this is, talking too much here i am there's your big opportunity jump right in there did i say you talk too much yes you don't even listen to much like not listening or visiting any of our sites or anything else you don't even listen to what you're saying at these events either. Oh, my Lord. Anyways. So, no, you know what's really cool?
Actually, this is something I haven't been talking about. You know, we preach a lot about consent and stuff. Consent. And a whole bunch of the shows on the station are starting paying this huge push with consent. Shows about proper consent and stuff. And because that's something that we were like, hey, this is important to us. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? What are you? Hello? Are you going to help me out here at all tonight? I will. Okay. And go. Fucking clown. What are you going to say about consent? Nothing now. I'm just making a comment to have conversation.
Usually we banter back and forth. At this point in time, have you just been sitting around snorting fucking, like, you're looking, Toads, what are you doing? What were you doing all night?
Excuse me, but the past two days you've been making fun of me having black circles under my eyes so you can fuck off well you have i've been making fun of you gotten shit for sleep for okay now wait just fucking a minute let's let's put this all in really good perspective shall we okay it this here's the deal you're not shit for sleep is different than most people Like you could hibernate like a bear on a nightly basis and you'd be like, I'm still tired because you can sleep like 14 hours a day and be kind of droggy. When do I have time to sleep 14 hours a day?
Well, you don't actually sleep 14 hours a day, but it's not like, okay, look, here's the thing. Okay. Yes. A couple of nights this week, you've been up a little bit late late but when it's because you go to bed at like 8 30 you're like i'm gonna go lay down and and read and i'll be like well good night what did you say i usually go to bed at what time like 8 30 i'll go read usually it's about 9 30 what time is it okay tonight's an exception sorry i did you aren't you an adult are you okay? Do you need juice and crackers? My eyes start melting. Oh, my God. Anyways. I've been up since four.
You didn't take a nap when you came home? No, actually I didn't. And there's a document proof of that how? Oh, listen to the silence. Just saying. The dinner that I made for both of us That you weren't here to eat Okay great and how long did that take You cook for it and you do a great job You make an awesome dinner so there's a half hour What time wasn't when I got home What time wasn't when you got home Oh fuck off I'm just fine with you Jesus Lord. I should have taken a nap when I came home. Why didn't you, pumpkin? Because I didn't know what time you were coming home. Well, neither did I.
That made two of us. See how this fucking works? I was kind of anxious to think you'd be in home by like six. So was I. That's what was really fucked up. And at five o'clock, I'm like, sweet mother of Christ. We still have half the garage to go. He sends a picture of the back of the truck. I'm like, oh, is that everything? He's like, no. I do get up. I get up when she gets me up. I take her to work. He does. Now, do I stay up? Not so much. Sometimes I do. Sometimes. But I also, here, there is a little bit of a difference here.
What time do I go to Too fucking late 1 1.30 That is your choice I'm usually working That's your choice Yes it is It's because I want to Provide the very best For you My little Chicken That's your choice Oh my god See You wanted to just show don't even hug on me now. My neck hurts. Will you please rub it? Ow. Here's the thing. Is that, what are you doing? This is what this, oh. For those of you not fucking part of our YouTube channel, you've lost your mind. You should be. Oh, I don't want to look down because it shows a bald spot, but I don't care.
The thing is, is that what we're trying to show with this show and how this relates to actual swinging and a lifestyle. It doesn't. No, it does because this is really us. So this is the way we are. If we have sex with you, this is the way we'll be. We'll argue. No, we won't argue. Not very often. But you will put my ass to sleep if you continue to do that. Oh, that's not in hell. Okay, I'll stop. Well, no, don't. Hang on your head. What the fuck is that? Don't be pulling that shit out. Yeah, two that were pretty long. Oh, my God. You don't want to shake your ass in front of the movers.
Let's talk about flirting, shall we? Let's talk about tonight's episode being appropriate times to flirt. Not when we're trying to get the truck loaded. Hey, it could have made them move faster. You don't know that. Well, then you didn't do a very good job and should have closed the fucking deal. You might have put a little pep in their step. I don't care if you put a little pep in their step or lighten their load by taking a load. Whatever happens, as long as they would have stayed longer and finished packing the truck, would have been great. They stayed a little bit longer. Here's the thing.
I can honestly say that even though my brother does not necessarily, if they're not in the lifestyle, might not agree with what we do, if it would have got the movers to stay longer and done more work, would have cheered you on to have sex with them. Actually, I think pretty much all of us would have been like, fuck like a boss. I think we would have all the way through. Yes, I do drool with leprechaun porn. I think that, by the way, the 5K at KSN is going to be like, catch a leprechaun. I've got two people in mind that we're going to let them get a head start.
As you catch them, then you get a prize. Danny, we're in trouble. It would be them. Anyways, so, yes. But I seriously think, you know, I mean, yeah. Fuck away if we get more moving time. Of course, the next, here's what's really funny. They were only going to bring two of them and two extra guys showed up with them.
It's like they knew i'd have been like hey look here's the deal this is where porn comes into play it's an advantage just saying you know i'm just just throwing that out there fuck for a truck i'm just saying somebody were to give me a truck of course i'd fuck for a truck Thank you.
Fuck for a truck I'm just saying Well if somebody were to give me a truck Of course I'd fuck for a truck Fuck yeah I would hope so Cause I'd really like a Silverado I don't get to put in like what we want Wait that would be You're talking about you getting a truck And not me getting a truck I'd fuck for a truck I absolutely would I am not above that in any way, share it for him. Hello, sponsorship. When we get done, remind me to tell you about the truck at work. What's his name? Anyways. Yeah, so there you go. All right, so here's the biggest thing. You know what, really?
We don't really have any valuable thing to talk about tonight, do we? I don't have any letters. You're not prepared? No, here's the thing. I don't have any letters because I just didn't have time to get a hold of people, and so I didn't. But I tell you, the big thing that has come up is it's exciting how many meet and greets are going on. Yeah, it is. Here's what's really cool. Okay, so Dani's doing, it's her first time doing a meet and greet. Rock on. Brenda and Leia are working with... Susie. Huh? Shelly. With Shelly. And it's kind of their first time putting on a meet and greet.
There there's somebody else they just saw there's another one that it was his first time putting on a meet and greet and it's it's fucking awesome there's all these meet and greets popping up all over the place and what's really cool about that is that okay so you know i like to think we come up with some pretty good ideas for stuff, for events and things, you know, but we're just like everybody else. We can fall into a rut, you know? And so here, it's just like, it's just like the one we're going to, that Danny's doing. Uh, it's, it's at a pool hall.
It's something totally different where we have dart machines or pool tables and skimwich something totally different. Uh, when she when beth when did her first one was at the bowling alley with the bowling alley and gamer and stuff and the thing is that is fucking so that is so the one on thursday night is karaoke uh when they have it every other every week it is so awesome with all these people doing these different uh meet and gre. Look, as long as people are being safe and inclusive, obviously. But it's totally new ideas. And that's fucking, that kicks ass.
The other thing that rocks is it is a shit ton of fun for us to get to go to these meet and greets. And it's like it's not our circus. You forgot about the Axe one, didn't you? Oh, yeah. That was fun. Yeah, the Axe one. I know when they had last week, well, when we had to move, they did one in conjunction with the Swingers Club in Omaha. Yeah. Cody and Amanda did, which is cool. Again, when other people are involved, it's fucking kick-ass ideas. And for us, we get to go and attend. And we love to help.
I mean, we love to help to help promote we love to be a part of it and thank you very much for letting us come and letting us yammer about it we appreciate that casb army wants to represent wants to go fucking rock on danny but then we also get to just be participants and and it gets our creative juices is flowing yeah is juices flowing other things too just saying uh anyways it gets our juices flowing for how we can new ideas and stuff for our events and the other cool thing is we get to meet so many new people because when when there are people that we don't know put on these meet and greets right or people that that we know their friends are coming that we've never met.
So we get an opportunity to meet all these fucking people, which is so much fun for us. Because sometimes we don't get to, like, we don't get to be involved. Like, we're involved, but we're, like, we're busy, we're working. And so we don't get to, like like just have fun. And it's so much, it's awesome to be fun. Yes, Lacey, we are coming to the one in Sioux City. We will be in Sioux City.
So, and now, what's really badass with them being all over the place, the fact that three weekends in a row, actually four weekends in a row, there were four or five different meet and greets put on by different people in different places is kick-ass. So there's stuff to do every weekend, and you're getting to see some of the same people, but you're also getting to see new people, every one, because it's just like when we go to Sioux City.
There's going to be people that it doesn't work for them to drive all the way to Omaha or to to lincoln or to des moines and vice versa so we get to meet all these cool people and we're lucky because we're you know we're fucking and and cedar falls and and stuff like that we're you know we're empty nesters so we can go and do analyze places we haven't got to go party at for a long time a long time so i feel i still feel bad about cedar falls that i wasn't there until way later and but we will be back i mean because here's the other thing that's badass for us these people are fucking cool everywhere everywhere we go we are made to feel so welcome and i mean and that's like fucking that's cool you know that it is you know so they can put the money the envelope with the cash just handed to miss amanda it's all good we'll plug your shit no i'm just kidding that's not how it works at all but we're always happy to go and do stuff and be there so if you're if you're having something don't assume just because it because we're in the midwest that we won't go yeah so you know if you're having an event and and because like our secret facebook group page they're watching you know we got people all over the world literally on there amy's in mexico so you know uh we got all points in between so don't assume though that we won't go well it's probably too far so they won't go uh we our kids are all adults so like our kids can watch our dogs and we will happily I don't know that we won't go.
Well, it's probably too far, so they won't go. Our kids are all adults, so our kids can watch our dogs, and we will happily load up into the car and go to a new party. It doesn't have to be huge. It doesn't have to be anything fancy. It doesn't have to be anything extravagant or over the top. Shit, we've driven all the way to Pennsylvania. Yeah, exactly. So we're all, like, we will. That time we hadn't met anybody. We have not announced yet, Katie. We will this week. I think I must have said that I was going to announce at the show or something. I don't know what you said. Wait.
You didn't listen to my live today when I was going to Omaha? No, I did, actually. Did you actually listen to it? Fuck you. Wow, amazing. I know. I'll be damned. But no, yeah, we'll drive anywhere. So fucking let us know about your party. I can't fucking. I'm excited for the summer. See, here's the other thing. It's cool with my mom. You know, I love my mom. Don't be wrong. You guys are my bitch. But with her going. We just need a break. But where she's going with my brother, that for the first time gives me all kinds of free time. A lot of free time.
So it allows us to actually be able to get to that to go. Fuck yeah, we'll go west. Kevin, yeah, we'll go west as long as it's fucking warm. Don't be a fucking puss. We'll go. Just do it during the summer as it's fucking warm don't be a fucking puss we'll go do it during the summer when it's warm yeah or whenever skiing is awesome we're good i've never been skiing it's cold then can you handle it probably not we want to go to alaska too we want to do a party in alaska or hawaii just saying anyway so uh but you know we'll go have have we have junk we'll travel I don't know.
to do a party in alaska or hawaii just saying anyway so uh but you know we'll go have have we have junk we'll travel this is why this is why people invite us places trust me i'm a lot more fun sober anyways um my microphone is fucked up what in the fuck is going on with this tonight Jesus fucking What, see, look at this What are you doing now? Oh, my ring. Oh, fuck it. I'll be damned. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Technical fucking. Hold on. Stop. What the fuck? Donably said I was actually smart. Okay, get that out of there. So, okay. All right.
So, what right so what other good worldly advice we have oh listen to my rants how the fuck did you do you should always listen to my rants my rants are things that will make your life better it's it's like john tess but with a little bit of an attitude just saying uh we're okay so people are asking about fun stuff uh yes we we want to do a bliss cruise or a lifestyle cruise temptation. I've been told I still need to work on temptations just for – or Jamaica takeover. We're working on it. I want to see if I can cause an international incident. If anybody can, I can. That's kind of the goal.
So at least now I know where that ring went to. So that's one of the things we're trying to do oh i will say this hey so i'm looking for i i have a plan right and uh so because we're gonna do some stuff for cas with carers coming up too as well it's really badass uh so i need um i need some things so i need some things donated guys. Guys, who cares? It's going to be really... I've got a summertime goal. See, here's what you guys have to understand. I have a plan, man. And we're going to try it on something smaller. But the ultimate plan is for... Not this year. Not this summer.
This will be the summer of 2022, correct? Right? Am I right on that? The summer of 2023, here's my goal. I want to get a bike and have a motorcycle completely Casbah customized. Just saying. Excuse me. And then I want to raffle it off for Casbah Cares. But we got to try it with something small. I've been instructed by my boss that I have to start smaller. So that's what I'm doing. Peter, 4-Hour Play does podcasts about the cruises. They sound amazing.
Actually amazing actually those people are really cool i just uh they are brand new on full swap radio.com they're one of the shows oh really uh-huh yep great mind things like just saying rock on i'm all over that shit so we're working i'm working on that but rock on but if you have a motorcycle you want to donate now you you can go ahead and start Just saying You can't tell me that won't be badass as fuck Yeah it would be You have to be more enthusiastic about that That'd be so fucking awesome There you go pumpkin By the way what are you going to do this week That you really need to get done What are you going to do What is it oh my lord you gotta get your your shit filled out so you can start getting dick professionally not just have an amateur an amateur dick but professional dick hello i guess it depends on well money no yeah and how stuck up the person that is attached to the dick is.
It doesn't matter. For free it does. Well, I guess for free it does. That's just it. Oh, my Lord. We're working on all these things. See, this is all the stuff we have to get our ducks in a row. This show is the most reflective of the last three weeks of our lives. Complete chaos. completely disjointed, don't remember a fucking thing. Because it has been our fucking life for the past. What? How is that? It's been longer than three weeks. It's been since fucking Thanksgiving. Yeah, but you've found a sexual calm. Here's a challenge I have.
have here's a question i have and i'd love to hear you guys answering this i've been asked to get a phone number of one member for another member no well here's the thing do i still ask but i explain why and who or should i make them Is it for a sex hookup? I'm going to guess. Potentially? Yes, potentially. I didn't ask. No, then they need to get the balls and ask themselves. But what if it's a chick? A chick is reaching out to another chick? No, a chick's reaching out to a guy. Then just... So she needs to get the clit and ask herself? She can get the balls too.
So you think I should just not facilitate that? What if by facilitating that, it could cause me to get laid? That's like being in elementary school going, he likes you. But what if it could mean that I could get laid out of the deal?
See, these are the very real-world things that I deal with all the time What if you're just being used That tends to happen to us a bit It does But if you risk big Big risk big reward sort of things And then what if you got that And it really wasn't worth it Well then i would know somebody else was going to be disappointed too i mean isn't that kind of how that works you just have to ask yourself there's penis what should we do there's so many ways to communicate other than than getting somebody's actual phone number i don't give my actual phone number To do a couple people Except this one time And that time No I don't Statistically I don't give out my real phone number Yes I just wanted to get your opinion On what I should do with that I think that's To me I agree If you can't communicate Then it's just saying That's interesting We're supposed to me, I agree.
You need to, if you can't communicate, then it's the same. But it's like, that's interesting. No, because we're supposed to be adults. I know people don't like to be rejected, but still. I've never actually had that happen all the time we've done this. I've been asked, people have asked me to do a lot of things for them. I've never before had anybody ask me to do that. To get somebody's phone number. Yep.
There's probably somebody's phone number you already have uh no you might but i don't but it the the thing is is i've never i've never been asked and that's what's kind of funny caught me off guard because i've never actually been asked i've been asked to do a lot of shit look i've been asked to tell tell people to their asked to relate to their spouse or significant other that their relationship's over and through the years but i have never been asked to do that and i thought it was interesting because at first it was like oh yeah okay whatever and then i got to thinking about it and it's like well wait a minute but isn't that see see you never quit learning in this thing this crazy thing called life i think if you if they want them bad enough need to ask themselves or at least reach out to the person all of a sudden they're going to get a text message who the fuck is this i want to fuck you yeah so just so just know right now there's two people out there that are listening, probably, possibly.
Somebody wants to fuck you, and somebody wants to be fucked by you. You guys figure it out. That's kind of fun. This is a fun game. Just saying. That's true. Why are you looking at me like that? That's Vegas fuck. Well, it's supposed to be Vegas fuck. So right now, everybody listening goes, could it be me?
maybe it's you maybe it's me i mean i would think we would know if it was each other but just saying but you now you got to go through your like list of people and go number if you have to call me to get laid then we're doing it wrong although it seems like we haven't seen each other that much recently no we do have to't. We do have to schedule sex anymore. That's kind of fucked up. This is the other reason we are excited to get out places. Let me just put this out there right now.
For those of you who have not figured this fucking out yet, when you put on your own events, you never get to fuck or rarely get to fuck. No, what was funny was Saturday night, you go, I'm really horny and I really want to fuck you, but I can't yeah i do look look i here's the deal and i had to admit to the fact i was so fucked up and i really did i was horny as fuck i really didn't want to fuck but i knew all that was going to happen was i was going to either a throw up all over you yeah no or b pass out on top of you.
I knew that even though my dick was like, yay, team, the rest of me was like, my liver was like, fuck you, and it's like, oh, boy, and so, and I felt bad, but no, you haven't figured out, when you put on your own events, you don't have a lot of time for fucking and fun. You have fun, you get to talk and have stuff, but to get to actually, like, you know, be swingers and shit, that's kind of like, you know. You did? That's the last one? Well, no, at Crazy Winter Nights, you did. That's twice in all the Crazy Winter Nights we've done that I fucked.
Anywho, so what's fun about when we go to these events that aren't ours, we're a part of it, whatever, is that gives us the opportunity that we can do things like, you know, go fuck because no one's going to come around to us and ask us questions because we don't know anything. So it allows us to be completely – and it allows us to get really fucking stupid.
We get to be drunk if we want to be or whatever we want to be because we don't have to be in charge it doesn't mean we make asses of ourselves but okay i make ass of myself but i don't make an ass of myself i just have a good time but anyway well at the meet and greet on thursday i was i i was drunk enough i was climbing on people you were literally like a spider monkey i looked over at one point time you were climbing a girl she wanted to hold me on her hip she was holding you like a baby that was so cute and then then her husband was doing it too and it's like okay that's just that's just funny uh okay so a question how do you judge a single guy uh how do we judge a single guy?
If you're a douche, then you're fucking, you're out. Just be cool. Really, like, look, here's the thing. We are the most loving to singles, guys and gals of people out there. And our parties are, too. Unless you're a dick, and I don't care if you're a couple or not.
If you're a dick're a dick and if you're a cunt you're a cunt and then I'm gonna have nothing to do with you it's that simple if you're cool you got a chance and there you go that's how it works so just be yourself be cool don't worry about it it's all good that's what we roll so yeah oh my god this show's over and we didn't accomplish a fucking thing kick ass ass. Rob! Damn thing. Rob is listening and I don't know if his lovely wife is still listening. She's a Packers fan. I don't want to fuck both of them. There you go. Thanks for stealing anything under I head. There we go.
Well, with that being said. We could arrange it for all. There you go. Well, duh. We'd have a lot of fun. Wait, what? I know, right? It'll look funny on a cheese head. But I think it'd be funny. Make her wear a cheese head. Just saying. Cheese head. I don't think so. Why? Because I'd look funny. Have you seen yourself when you come? I'm kidding. You don't make that face. I do. But you don't make that face. I'm fucking around. All right. Anyways. Wow. All right. With that being said, we're going to go because this show is 56 minutes. This is like an episode of Seinfeld.
56 minutes of fucking just nothing. Whatever. I don't know what I'm going to title this way. See? She's there. Oh, you're here. Okay. Good. Good. We didn't scare away. Just checking. Just wanted to make sure. Just saying. An instantly cold. It's all like skittish little kid.
What do you do if you go to a house or hotel and there are a lot of clicksiques going on between groups Pound, leave Seriously No, it depends What you see as a clique could just be people that are comfortable around each other And talk to each other It doesn't hurt to go introduce yourself And then if they like, totally like Turn away from you Then here's the thing You're better off You're better off without them that's god's honest truth look look i'm gonna put this out here i'm gonna say this as we wrap up the show there's one thing about the lifestyle is that because it's a hobby is that and i'm the most out there motherfucker you'll ever meet right obviously?
Obviously, I've totally told corporate America to suck a dick. I don't care. I do it my way, and I don't give a fuck what people think anymore. But here's the reality of it. Life is short, you know? And if somebody doesn't like me because I've got long hair, because I'm loud, or because I do it my way, there was a time in my life I cared about that. Now, I don't. Now I've reached a point where I understand the fact that if someone thinks I'm a dick, well, they're probably right. Because I probably hate their fucking guts, and I don't want anything to do with them anyways.
And I'll be happy if they leave me alone and never attend any of our shit or around us because if they come up and try to be fake with us i'll tell them to go suck a dick so the thing is is that when when the people if they don't want you around embrace that make sure before you leave you go hey thank you so much and they'll be like what it is awesome because now i've eliminated a group of x number of people to not waste my time with. Casbah style out. And walk on and smile because in the end that's what it's all about. Such a douchebag. Who's the asshole? I'm not an asshole. You know what?
You've had a lot of people that go, you know, the very first time I met you I thought you were the biggest asshole. But I didn't change. Did I ever change? Once they got to know me. It depends on mood sometimes you can be i'm never a raging dick i lost that in my 20s now i'm just happy to be a semi-hard dick no i'm not a raging dick you can be you gotta work to piss me off to raging dick okay being with your mother all day puts you in a pissing mood. It's because I love her, but I don't want to kill her sometimes. It's just that's a kid thing.
But overall, I mean, for the most part, my thing is that I'm mostly having fun. But all I'm saying is, see, now you're pissing me off. God damn it. I'm just kidding. All I'm saying is, is that, uh, life is too, too short, man. And you know what, if it's not fun, it's not worth it. The truth is this, we're all going to die. We got a limited number of days. Nobody knows how many days you have, but I can tell you this, every single person, I believe this with my heart and my soul, every single person will have a moment of clarity in their life.
That moment of clarity is right before you die when it's too late to change anything about it. And you will either be surrounded by memories of fun and insanity and craziness and great times or you'll be surrounded by moments of regret disappointment and and lost opportunities what your moment of clarity looks like here's the reality of it it's all on you it's not the clicks it's not the other assholes fault it's what it's what you to let them do. So make sure that your moment of clarity is what you want it to be. That's the whole big thing. Wow, that's deep. Next up, Cole smokes weed.
Anyways, it's true. Fuck off. All right, that's where I'm going. All right, with that being said, again, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, read them. Smart, vote for us. Art by Carrie, she rocks, get it, buy it today, CarrieArt.com. Fat Jacks, eat food, good, ships anywhere in the world, FatJackslincoln.com. Crazy, Kazba, us, rock, can't wait to see you all.
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