Send us Fan MailWe all know when you are in the lifestyle, even when you are careful the risk for a STD is always there. This week we talk about disclosing if you have one of the manageable, yet un curable ones. The couple s question was about disclosure, when do you tell other playmates? Do you tell potential playmates if it well managed? What is the etiquette. You will find our audience had very strong opinions as do we about the need to disclose and giving your potential playmates the right to choose NOT be surprised. This week was a great honest and open discussion and hopefully one that will be a value for you in your journey. Want to hear the rest of our shows? go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336++GET YOUR FULL SWAP RADIO APP FOR BOTH APPLE OR ANDRIOD FS Radiohttp://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.karrieart.com https://www.phatjackslincoln.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagramSupport the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host of the most and slightly surprised, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and slightly sneaky, meh, Miss Amanda. Hey, you said to start it. Yeah, but you were supposed to look at me and give me a cue. I did look at you, you were just looking down. Look man, here's the thing, you know. There's a dog here. Where, what? Oh my gosh, right here. Oh, don't point it out to them uh it's like you were getting we're getting laid tonight yeah no no i'm not gonna leave uh okay so for those of you following along at home and we know some of you have handy dandy notebooks and you fuckers rock the do just saying uh this is season five episode 201 what are you doing you got Tourette's over here? Don't make fun of me. Make sure my hair looks... I'm making sure my hair... It's a brand new studio, cunt nugget. I want to make sure shit looks nice, including my looks. We had more YouTube visitors. We've got more YouTube subscribers. They tried to shut us down. We were like, fuck you. And they were like, yeah, you're right. We're wrong. We're sorry. It's all good all good but a couple things so for those of you that aren't that uh what did i do oh yeah season five episode 201 yeah yeah anyways for those who are not members of our youtube page what the fuck uh become members of our youtube page because we unveiled live we unveiled tonight dun the new crazy truth logo i know it's far cry from our other logos I don't give two fucks whether you're set or not this is not a multiple choice thing Bill, cut nugget, what the fuck this one's the first time he's ever set it especially not this weekend shit, you were saying it 30 years ago ago I was I was an innovator even back then Now alright so all you imitators Catch the fuck up Suck a dick Anyways Oh sponsors we should do that real quick shouldn't we And then we'll do some other shit Words things and stuff First and foremost you know what smart swingers do In a well-lit light airy room such as this okay that was you this weekend hold on uh for those that aren't getting laid we read what do we read we read the asn lifestyle magazine about other people that are getting laid so uh if you get that opportunity read asn lifestyle magazine three million swingers can't be wrong if you want to know what's going on in all of the world of porn and adult which we're headed in that direction you'll want to follow us uh as well as swingers you want to check out asn lifestyle magazine.com also don't forget we don't ever bring it in it really is an awesome picture uh art by carrie daniels check it out i was going k-a-r-r-i-e-a-r-t.com carrie daniels she can do uh dirty shit she do clean shit. She can do all shits in between. Check it out. She's going to be at the meet and greet we're going to be at next week or two weeks. Let's talk about shit, shall we? I didn't ask her if she could paint shit, but I'm sure she probably could. I don't know. Anyways, also, if you want the best barbecue in the world, you go to Fat Jack's. Now, here's what's funny. I've been pushing them, and it's hard for people to go to their website when you give the wrong website out.
Speaker2:
Oh, are you kidding me?
Speaker1:
So, what it is is fatjackslincoln.com. That would be P-H-A-T-J-A-C-K-S, Lincoln, L-I-N-C-O-L-N.com. Check it out today. Accordingly, supposedly, I didn't actually check with them. They'll ship anywhere in the world.
Speaker3:
Okay, so-
Speaker1:
Actually, Matt said he would. Okay, so here's the thing. Yes. You've been saying that for how many weeks three three two and they're just now catching it well i i was hey dude that's not the website yeah he was like hey and i was like hey i'm i'm fucking stupid and so yeah there we go so but here's the thing now we a lot of people went to their facebook page because i had that correct. And then, so then they found it on their own. So, basically, people were able to find it in, you know, in spite of my stupidity. So, there you go. Bottom line, it's the best barbecue in the world. Just fucking go get it. Shut up. Just do it. Don't argue with me. Just saying. Way to go, pumpkin. Anyhoo, all kinds of new shit going on. You know, so welcome to the tour of the new fucking place we call home. Home, sweet home. Somewhere over there. Don't sound like Cameron the Frog. I couldn't remember what he did. He was in the lake. What's that fucking song? I don't know. I need to know that song. How? Anyways, so we've got the wall of awards.
Speaker3:
Here's the deal.
Speaker1:
It's that time of year again, too. You need to go to ASNAwards.com.
Speaker2:
Oh, you have that website, right?
Speaker1:
No, I don't.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Anyways, go to ASNAwards.com, I believe. Anyways, check them out. You've got to nominate. So here's the thing. You need to nominate in trade show convention or other crazy winter nights in our podcast, crazy truth. So we can win. Give me some awards. Anyways. So there you go. Rainbow connection. That's it. Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. So, uh, we've had a fun, exciting weekend. I don't have much to talk about.
Speaker3:
But...
Speaker2:
I don't have anything to talk about either. The fuck you don't!
Speaker1:
It's really sad. You want to know what? She didn't wear it. She should have. She should have wore her special crown for the evening. For the weekend.
Speaker2:
What the fuck?
Speaker1:
We talked about this at lunch, remember?
Speaker3:
You...
Speaker1:
Did you not agree that you had the best weekend that a woman could have? Thank you. fuck we talked about this at lunch remember you did we not did you not agree that you had the best weekend that a woman could have i was pretty fucking spoiled we had let's see let's run through shall we we had dick two different dicks a total of four times we had dinner drinks your yard work done and your house cleaned not a bad saturday i'd say it's just throwing it out there uh-huh there's nothing wrong with that take pride in that shit yep so the rest of the show is pretty much uh I got nothing what'd you do yard work and clean the house just just saying uh it's one of those things no but okay so but no but here's well now but so here's the thing, though. Yeah, but, so, what? I don't know. You were the one there, but, and so, and what? And not ne'er a picture to be found. Cunt. Anyways, just saying. That was kind of the last thing on the mind. Well, you know what? Your fans want to see it. I'm sorry to turn into your cuck husband might want to might want to see pictures just saying i don't know rumor has it anyways yes she did deserve it and and this morning's like my backwards well don't spend so much time on it don't think you'll be here oh no i'm just kidding fuck on you had a great time i did did. You had a very nice time. Super cool, dude. Yep. Whatever. So, rock on. So, there you go. So, obviously, that's the Amanda show. Elizabeth, it's always the Amanda show. I'm just here for eye candy. That is not. You're the one that talks not to stop. I'm thinking the past couple weeks, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that, yep yep i have turned into the greatest house husband ever you have fucking son of a thing anyway it was fun i had an enjoyable day no okay but i but i i am gonna i am gonna bring this up because this is a good this is a good point to show because some people get confused with us and they think well because we talk about the free reign shit right we still talk about shit yeah there's still things that we talk about so like i'm gonna put that just to give the broad horizon the understanding of it we installed uh what it's 360 yes we installed 360 on each one of our phones live 360 live 360 on our phones why did we do that again nice dude no no worries but because we're just like everybody else even though we've been doing this a long time we have different rules there are still things that that we talk about because you you guys met in a city that was equal distance an hour away right an hour away so just not necessarily it is for my safety but it's not because of him we'll put it that way no we don't need to get me an apron let's not encourage it i have one with tits thanks a lot i don't need one i've got my own tits anyways anything against him. But if your car gets stranded on the side of the road, or... Yeah, don't misinterpret it. It's not against the... It's never... Having safety precautions like that is never... That's not a judgment on the other person you're meeting. That's just a safety thing in general. Because you're an hour away weren't going to come it was going to be dark when before you got home oh so if something happened you have a way to contact so that kind of stuff and and you we still people see people get the wrong understanding when we talk about free range they don't get we still talk about shit well i like as soon as i pulled up i said i made it yep you let me let me know let me know where where you're at and you you let me know when you're on your way home you know and i called you well yeah you call me but i mean we we still talk about shit we still talk about because obviously there is it's a different ball playing when you're not playing in the same town is a different ball game because you look at times of play dates, it changes because there's travel time that you figure in with stuff. So we still communicate. So the message I'm trying to get out there is don't ever think you'll ever reach a point where you don't make sure the other one's safe and okay. Make sure you take precautions accordingly or that you ever actually quit having discussions about the lifestyle. Cause you still do. It's just, you know, we just do it different. Does that make sense? Yeah. It just trying to help new people. New people see us and go, we can we can do that. It's like, no. And Bill Guy's right. It's about mutual respect. You know, and that's what it's all about. But she did get spoiled like a fucking complete diva-ass queen. How was that again? No, how was that again?
Speaker4:
Come on.
Speaker2:
I'm not repeating.
Speaker1:
Do it again. Apparently you repeated it three times. Thank you. Yep, I'm a dick. I'm going there. Do it again. Apparently you repeated it three times. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a dick.
Speaker3:
I'm going there.
Speaker1:
One time was me.
Speaker2:
I don't want to suck this dick once.
Speaker1:
But I was hot and sweaty by then.
Speaker3:
Sexy.
Speaker2:
Oh, that's gross.
Speaker1:
I wasn't that. I was house cleaning dirty, so it wasn't that bad.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
At least you don't even go there. Is there a difference between house cleaning dirty versus the outside dirty earlier today? I don't know. Shall we try this? Do you sweat the same? No. No, I don't. Not like that. No. House cleaning doesn't give me ball soup even with just one nut. Outside cleaning out the shed gives me like fucking dust and fucking pollen and maybe mouse turds or raccoon shit or who fucking knows. wrapped in, you know, looks like you shower up it looks like you coughed up a hairball out of some crevice of your body that's a different type of thing like that put that in your pipe and smoke it fucking gross that's all i got fucking gross and you know what i didn't plan that so now i'm that metal picture of, like, taking a shower and dropping a hairball from underneath my nut sack. That's just a clunk. What's that? Well, because I shaved my nut. So it's, like, wouldn't be from that. Picture my penis going. There it is. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe we're not. Did he just say fondue for your balls? Oh, no. For Munda balls, yes. Sometimes you just worry about them. Just breaking in the new studio right. His mind goes to places I've never, ever fucking thought of.
Speaker3:
Meandering.
Speaker1:
That's what they do.
Speaker2:
What the hell? I think, you know, this truly shows his issue with ADD.
Speaker1:
I have no idea what you're talking about. Somebody posted, by the way, the greatest fucking meme yesterday on our page. Because they took a picture of a scientist that said, C is for cookie, and they put, that's not what Cole says. I love it. That made my day. By the way, just so you know, I'm going to go and put the apology out to you.
Speaker2:
I don't forget the new uh casbah rants come out okay ladies this one will piss you off yeah you know what the nice thing about casbah rants is we don't hold fucking shit back you You know what Casparance is? It isn't a we, it's a he. Look how fast she's disavowing me. Well, I don't listen to him. Well, maybe you fucking should. You were getting heated because I could hear it in the other room. Well, maybe you should listen to this one. Well, you already kind of told me what it was about yeah but i delivered it with such better passion and enthusiasm i came in here to take a picture of you while you're doing it well i the thing it's not me here's what's so funny about this shit it's not about me being mean it's just saying the shit that no one else that no one else will say because i just don't give two fucks obviously although i did apply i applied for a job today for something seriously just for something because i don't have enough things to do but uh uh what's what is it out of the house what is it go puff go puff which you would think they'd be like either you're sucking dick or cigarettes neither one of those is true uh but uh no so we have a good friend of ours told that and told us that and uh about it i'm like because seriously it would be something you you look i love working out of the house my office is here my i could my office is here my studio is here well if when he has the point stuff going that's what's gonna happen you're gonna suck your dick you're suck your remember what we figured out i have a dick no no no wait your dick no let's hold on i'll get back to it what no remember what we figured out if you did how many it No, wait. You're going to suck your dick. Hold on, I'll get back to you. What? No, remember what we figured out? If you did, how many it would take to equal what you make now? So it'd be like 43 feet of dick you need to suck to, or 43 feet of dick you take will equal what you make at your job. So she's 43 feet away from getting to fucking, you know, quit her job. Anyways, working from home is great. The studio's here so I can do work. My is here the dogs are here and i am always fucking here and so i sometimes because rumor has it that i go a little fucking batshit crazy uh so what this would do is put me out in the public to help calm me down and uh what can possibly go wrong with that so watch the other one and you know it's a good job you know it's gonna be a good thing when like i made it through the they were like yep and just filling out shit online so wait till they see me and see how much different live and in person i look at that on my driver's license picture uh just a little bit hmm pretty anyways uh so there you go so what are we gonna do tonight pinky same thing we do every night brain take over the world shall we so you call me like this little moronic snarf the thing is you're more like you're more like the brain and i'm more like pinky but you're not planning to take over the world and i'm like kind of fucking retarded so just saying see i'm very lucky because here's the thing uh yes that has happened to me running house naked absolutely actually uh amanda took a picture with a sunday with no pants on in my office to send to a guy and uh she forgot the windows open so randolph street got a view anyways uh do i care no do you know that every morning I get up and I've tramps around the house naked And the windows are open I don't give too far a buck
Speaker1:
Do you know that's why every day I'm collecting change from out front When people are throwing it out there Yeah I get it I know what's going on Yeah
Speaker3:
No
Speaker1:
So luckily when I sneeze I don't hit my head
Speaker2:
You what?
Speaker1:
When I sneeze I don't hit my head We have a little dog Jack And when he sneezes He's like And he pops his head It's fucking hilarious I'll see you weren't. Oh, no, I hadn't left yet. No, you hadn't left yet. But it didn't stop you. You weren't like, hey, fucking Bob Saget died from getting his head knocked. You were like, okay, I'm going to go get fucked. Talk to you later. Bye. So, yeah. So, yeah, fucking board came down. It almost killed me. It was horrible. Anyways. we go so what what should we do what what should we do what whoop whoop hey what up we got all kinds of people on okay so for those of you don't know we're recording from our secret secret facebook group casbah inc shh don't tell the others uh so but now let's shall we tackle something what do you want to tackle what do you want to talk about hey tackle huh y'all right there slut of queen what are we doing what the hell you want to get tackled now possibly oh it's on kids come by our house at five in the morning just tackle her when she lets the dog out. That'll be fucking funny.
Speaker2:
That's at 4 o'clock.
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
Entry fees $5. That's why I let the door out. Just saying.
Speaker2:
No, but you know what?
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck.
Speaker2:
Was it Friday?
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker2:
Okay, so I started taking everything down off the walls and stuff.
Speaker3:
Pause.
Speaker1:
Because we wanted to make sure I had as much fun this weekend as humanly possible, we started working on the studio, revamping on Fridayiday on friday so i had everything sitting on the table well it's like took up like almost the whole table yeah well we go about doing other stuff and i was painting and painting was drying and i was doing other stuff and then all of a sudden the dogs are going nuts i'm like what the hell well they're running towards the studio they never go to the freaking studio no so i'm like what the hell's going on and cole's like oh my gosh he's trying to push him back so i walked to the studio door and up comes this head and it just looks at me just picking its head over like trophies and shit and i'm like um cole we have a cat in the house here's the key we don't own a fucking cat okay we haven't owned a cat for 25 years i'm like well i'll just grab the cat off the table so i walked over i picked him up and i've got 125 pounds of combined dog going apeshit trying to go trying to go after this pussy i know it's feeling trying to go after this pussy and in her arms it's like well now shit's gonna get weird so then i'm like well i'll just take him out your office door and he goes okay so i go to the office door all of a sudden this cat usually cats don't growl and as it was growling i'm like going hiss or something don't growl who the fuck growls so as i'm like opening the door it's starting to freak out and claws coming out i'm like just get the fuck outside here's the here's the best part at one point i had a back door open but we have a hundred and fifty pound willy and a fucking 25 pound chin pin jack wow you're off whatever it doesn't matter we got a big dog and a little dog and two adults no one saw this full adult cat get into our house and get to the very back of our house and park itself in our studio now the moral of this story is thank fucking god that we found this cat at 10 o'clock at night because at three in the morning that motherfucker if if he'd wandered into our bed we'd have had two dogs in a cat fight jumping all over two really tired not knowing what the fuck's been going on this is our world and people think i'm weird now do you see why i wanted to get out of the house it was a cat a fucking raccoon or a rabbit. We've had a rabbit, yes. We've had a rabbit in the studio. We've almost had a raccoon in the house. So yes, it is, yes. So I'm much rather happy with a cat because I'm not afraid to go pick the fucker up. Amanda loves to grab a pussy. She just picks it up and goes, come here. And then she coughs up hair balls. How did the cat get in the house? They had to figure that one out. Oh, my God. Okay, it's almost 20 minutes into the show. This is why no one listens to our show. I don't think anybody likes our show. Shut up. I can't follow along with it. They're like, unless we're on heroin, we can't follow along. Okay. Is that fucking coke out? I'm telling you. I haven't seen a skunk in the neighborhood i've seen a fattest fucking coke i've seen a raccoon and of course it was the neighbor's cat and one of the neighbor's cat they've got pussy everywhere uh and and coyotes and coyote and and uh raccoons are big i'm gonna shoot one of them motherfuckers yeah we saw one climbing the tree that was scary as fuck it was like watching amanda she had like a mask on climbing the tree it was about the same size it was horrible it was like anyways okay i have had my fill of short jokes for the weekend you know what don't even don't even open the because i can't go down that path you can't because that gives too much shit away and that's no much fun, motherfucker. That's fucking... You're fine. It's a lollipop guild. Anyway. It wasn't an orange cat. No possums. I haven't seen any in the neighborhood. Oh, pretty possum. Thank God. Possums eat ticks. Possums are our friend. I've got a possum in the house. Come on, little buddy. Okay, should we help some people or something?
Speaker2:
Do something.
Speaker1:
Okay, well, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
What fucking value are you here?
Speaker4:
I'm not.
Speaker2:
I'm just sitting here like crazy.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I'm going to get made fun of.
Speaker1:
Oh, you are not getting made fun of. You're getting fucking patronized and pampered some more. Oh, a little pumpkin. I like getting pampered. Pounded or pampered? Okay. So, we're going to go with, let's see, what do we want to go with? Checking on what I'm doing right now. For those of you wondering what I'm actually going for. It wasn't orange cat. It was a white and gray. Yeah. I am currently looking to see which one I want to go through. I'm looking at my teleprompter. Yeah, that doesn't seem very interesting. We actually hung it up. So we could see it better. Well, I could see it fine before.
Speaker2:
I couldn't.
Speaker1:
I can't remember. It's all right, Vanna. Just spin the letters and move on. Okay, let's go with Down with the Sickness. Shall we?
Speaker2:
I can't sing.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Just go wah.
Speaker3:
Wah. There you go. Ha checking okay positive this is coming to us from katie and mitchell i was gonna say downstream all right so katie and mitchell uh put uh this is our first time ever writing into a podcast we really like your show we think maybe you can help us out wasn't that sweet yes precious that's nice of them uh we are from the western united states well howdy y'all. Anyways, so we have recently been playing with a couple at a local club, have a great time. We thought we had a really great relationship with them. But recently, we've added a third couple to our little group. Everything was going along well, except right after we got done playing, the discussion came up on the potential of someone having an STD. It's not a big thing and supposedly it's all under control and we use condoms. But our concern is why we were not told ahead of time. When is the proper time to actually bring up if you have an STD or something that somebody should know about without killing the mood? We that if you say something too soon some people may judge we don't want to be judgy but we want to be safe how can you help us what's the proper etiquette we all want to know whoo deep uh okay so i reached out to katie mitchell they are not really totally new uh they've actually been in the lifestyle about two and a half years. They have not been majorly active in terms of outside of – they always kind of had real small select groups they played with. So they've recently – they're new to, like, the hotel takeovers and hotel parties and an actual club, and they really are enjoying that. Their thing is is that they really – and they and they admit it i'm gonna give them kudos for this they admitted they never really big on getting tested because they were always having sex with just the same people so but how do you know those same people weren't having sex with other people and and that was and right there was the whole thing that this is one of the things that this has caused him to look at is uh oh shit you know because maybe not everybody was only playing with a group of people and it could have been us and what type of scenario so they're so all automatically rock on some really good shit has already come out of this, right? Because now they're like, we're setting up on a regular testing things. Okay, kick ass, smooth. So I asked them, what's the STD? Because it's a huge play thing. And of course, it is one and only, it's herpes. Okay. Okay. So if you listen to to this show ever you know that we have different different views or i have different views than a lot of people do about herpes yes you do okay but the biggest thing with herpes is and like some other stds guess what because with the juices a condom doesn't necessarily mean that you will stop it because you splashed other places. I've known people that have got herpes of the throat. I've known, you know, I mean, you can get all kinds of stuff. So, yep. So, their thing was they were not in an outbreak. They haven't had an outbreak for a long time. They're on their regular meds. So, it's no big deal. Okay. Which, again, if you look at the facts of it, that's very true. You know, I mean, they consider things, they test for things, and that are untraceable. So there's drugs now with herpes, with HIV, that literally make it such a mute level that it's untraceable, which is that it's not active you know, it's not active. You don't have it. Okay.
Speaker1:
That's big in the adult industry. That's all the way across the board. But I understand their big thing is they're not afraid that they're going to get it. Their fear factor is that they didn't have the choice.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker1:
And so that's what they want to know.
Speaker2:
So I'm open. and go i you know i think in a respectful kind of way it'd be nice to tell people ahead of time yes granted will it ruin your chances of play potentially it could it very well could um but But that's their right to choose it or not. Right, right. It's a sticky situation a little bit, really, because I think there's another bigger problem here that kind of went unsaid with this, which is they'd played with him a couple times before it came out so so it wasn't even necessarily the first time and it's like i get it you know you want people to not judge you because of that because look there's a shit ton of people with herpes it is what it is there was one time i looked up is what 98 of the human population yeah i mean it it is what it is if you're sexually active it is it is what it is but i i think you have to give people you owe them the respect to give them that choice you know i mean we talk about with kinks right if you're into a kink it's not okay to force your kink on somebody else without them knowing you need to get but you also need to have your wits about you too yes you and don't go here let me look at it totally visual you know i have to get to do an inspection before i touch it but you would you get a good look at it well here's the thing once someone's honest and say look i have this then you need to know to ask the questions. When was your last outbreak? Are you on, you know, on your medicine? Those types of things, because then, then you can be informed with it, you know, all the way across the board. I mean, I think that it's important to know what is truth and what is fiction and, you know, to make sure that you're knowledgeable because look you're going to run across people that that have to uh that are going to have it and you need to know you need to lose the stereotype fear-mongering part of it so you can make a rational decision but you still have to let give people that choice uh michael put ahead of time for sure Shelly puts you need to respect and trust your play partners. They should always have the facts. And that's exactly it. It is about respect. It's literally about letting people fucking know, letting them make their choices. You know, maybe I'm not going to play tonight until I can do more research on it. Doesn't mean a no forever. And here's the thing what do you what is to me it would be way worse to have somebody be like okay yep and then to find out afterwards and to hate your guts because you didn't give them a choice versus somebody go you know what i i'd rather be friends i'm just not comfortable with this uh and shall we put because they don't want it to get out they have that they have it they aren't disclosing it that's the worst problem that's very true uh clay this is an adult hobby part of being an adult is disclosing information up front certainly not sexy but a requirement in my opinion the thing is is that yeah are you gonna get turned down yes you're gonna get turned down but that's just part of it it is what it is that's their choice you're going to find some people that are okay with it the the i can understand the other fear and i'm not sticking up for hiding okay so don't anybody fucking misinterpret this because and and the key line that was said earlier was adult hobby and it is adult it's supposed to be adult but we also know that people have big fucking mouths and i understand the fact that there is a fear factor that if you tell somebody that people are gonna go well you know they're really nice people but you know they've got herpes and and you don't need other people necessarily sharing that information which comes down to i guess we like to sport fuck we have always liked to sport but fuck sport fucking is fun it's what we do and if if something like that came up if that was us it would probably it would it would eliminate our sport fucking because you would want to really get to know somebody well before so you knew whether or not you could trust them to tell them that information to determine whether or not you wanted to be with them i mean that it's just the way it is you know uh you might get turned down but i would respect anyone for being up front absolutely i'm telling you what man when people find shit out after the fact think back to this what do we always tell the kids about lying it's like look if no matter what you do if you come and you tell me you're gonna be in way less trouble if i than if i found out by through somebody else and seriously if i find out through somebody else or if i find out because all of a sudden i'm having an outbreak i'm'm going to be fucking pissed. Hey, on some of our YouTube channels, apparently I do.
Speaker1:
No shit. Yeah, I was on our haters one point in time. Amanda's got herpes.
Speaker3:
I'm like, seriously? I do? Really?
Speaker1:
I'll be damned. I never do that.
Speaker2:
But that's okay.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
So up front, up front. Some of this shit, you know, people get weird about STDs in general.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So like in Europe, we've talked about this. Herpes isn't even considered an STD. I'm sorry. some of this shit you know people get weird about stds in general okay so like in europe we've talked about this herpes isn't even considered an std it's a skin rash which is true but whatever uh but from what i've read it's painful can be yeah from what we've heard but here's what's here's what's bizarre about it there are people look if if if you spend any time in this lifestyle just like vanillas will say i've never met a swinger before i don't know anybody that would do that surprise okay if you believe that you have not been in a room with talked with possibly made out with or some other thing some other thing with someone that has had an STD of some variety, you have lost your ever-loving fucking mind. If you do this long enough with enough people, statistics say even if you're safe 99% of the time, you're going to get one. It's not if, it's when. Well, none of them, all of them show symptoms. Exactly. And it can be unwitting. Because look, here's the challenge with this shit. You sit there and go, I've known you a long time. I feel comfortable. Well, there's ones out there. Trick is the greatest example. Guys show no symptoms of trick there's no way to for a guy to be tested for trick so what happens is somebody else has to get trick and then the guy has to call the doctor and he's compelled because there's no way to get tested because you can't get tested for it so someone can can look nice be nice and and honestly have no idea that they have anything and give an STD.
Speaker3:
But also remember, only 30% of women have symptoms.
Speaker4:
Right.
Speaker3:
And there you go. And only 30% of women have symptoms. So, I mean, it goes with the territory of the risk.
Speaker1:
Now, obviously, safe sex doesn't number that.
Speaker3:
But shit can happen. Don't go fucking believing that like you know what we just got him 100 we're never gonna get anything don't work like that man telling you that is how you fucking get absolutely fucked okay this is a great one actually uh eddie put dumb question what is trick here's what's funny trick is long word trick a trick and note trichinosis trichinosis is that what a trichinosis is that what a trichinosis is Eddie put a dumb question. What is trick? Here's what's funny. Trick is... Oh, what's the long word? Trichinosis? Trichinosis. Is that what it... Trichinosis is something. Here's what's funny. It's a... It's a... Oh, fuck. It's a viral infection. It's a viral infection. It will show up... Yeah, for ladies, it will. For guys, usually it's deep enough in your P-tube that they can't test it. But here's the thing. What people don't know, trick is the most common STD out there. Yeah. And, you know, and that's a huge, it happens. It's out there. Gary Putnam, I love it. That's very true. Honesty, respect, and communication are a major part of sport fucking.
Speaker1:
You're damn right it is. If you can't, look, if you can't fucking have that conversation with somebody about, are you tested? When was the last time you were tested? How often are you tested?
Speaker3:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
You have no business doing this. Keep your penis to yourself and don't let people stick their penises in you if you can't ask those questions just say no no bad penis uh and uh okay there you go so you know it's actually a critter you can see them under the microscope uh oh a parasite infection okay a parasite yeah uh because that's what you get from eating raw pork possibly or if you have sex with raw pork uh in regards anyways but that it people don't when you have shit that's un un uh not uncircumcised wrong word right organ wrong word i don't know what you're saying undiagnosed or un You can't show without symptoms. Look, man, people will not go to the fucking doctor for symptoms just because. My arm is mangled and to the side. Well, it's probably okay. I don't need to go see a doctor. They sure as fuck don't want to go in and go, everything seems right, check my pecker. You know, even they should i mean that that's the that's the catch with with fucking this lifestyle what we do like so new people okay so i had i had somebody reach tell me and kudos to them they they broke their lifestyle cherry at crazy winter nights rock on kick ass take Glad somebody did. I hope a lot of people did. I hope there were cherries popping all over them. That's what we hope. It's like bubble pop. Whatever. Bubble pop. Anywho. Doesn't matter. In that time frame, they went from a very minimal number of people that they had ever had sex with in their life two and they were up since crazy winter night to the birthday bash like 12 rock on the lifestyle is about fucking that's you know fucking and friendships we get it right it it's that's that's what it's all about i think we said the wrong name that's what it's all that's what it's all about no i said trichinosis yeah but a food born so don't fucking don't don't it's meat infested meat okay so but the thing is is the question then that goes with that is awesome that you're getting more sex than than you've ever had rock on are you what are you doing with it what are you doing with it that's horrible to say you're just reading i'm listening yeah i'm reading and it's what are you doing with it okay getting part of the life half of the lifestyle is getting laid gotcha the other half is being responsible with it so if you're going out and you've gotten that much sex kick ass way to go what are you doing with it and and just using safe sex precautions is enough you have to get tested tested test tested what did we learn on porn shit what do we learn about the porn shit uh they get tested every two weeks full panel you have to have it full panel because it's like expensive it's like panel. Full panel. Because it's like expensive. It's like 250 bucks. Full panel. Every two weeks. Think about that.
Speaker2:
When you go to do your shoots or whatever.
Speaker1:
Think about that for a minute. Every two weeks. Think about the best month as a swinger. If you've been in the lifestyle any other time, think about the very best month you had in the lifestyle. About how many people you fucking banged in one month. Best month you ever had. Like, you know, there was a fucking house party or maybe some other parties or whatever. Think about your best night at a party. We talked about this earlier. We were laughing about this. The best night, the best house party we had was six. Six or seven in one night. Different people, right? It was a house party. Whatever. Rock on rock on think about that for a minute and you'll have people that will go we get tested well you know we haven't been tested or i don't know should we get tested every three months maybe it i mean it depends on what you're doing because the thing is is once you fuck somebody else that test that you just had is like, you know, there you go. Did we just start opening a huge can of worms? Well, everybody's putting the definition of trichomonosomaniac, whatever. All I can tell you, it doesn't itch. I call it trick because it's easier to pronounce than the whole big long word. Yeah, it is. Trick or treat.
Speaker3:
What?
Speaker1:
No, wrong thing. Trick ain't no treat. Da.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
Anyway, so there's your thing. So be tested. So hopefully that helped.
Speaker3:
Katie Mitchell.
Speaker2:
We're well over Hampton.
Speaker1:
Why didn't you stop me? I know we're having this good, deep discussion about fucking STDs. Because you keep going and going and going. Well, this is shit. Fuck yeah. I fucked that way, too. No, I need oxygen. So the thing is, this is good topics to have. It sucks because you have to talk about this shit. It's like, oh, that's a downer. Can we just talk about fucking? No, you fucking. Because if you just talk about just fucking and talk about this part then you have to have shows about when your dick falls off or when your clits like welds itself together or whatever it is i don't know now trick i've had trick you have you have i am the lovely 30 percent yes you are as the most uncomfortable symptoms ever yes you are god you can take a You can't drink when you you take the pill by the way oh and even four days after you're done taking it you can't drink no fuck okay it was uncomfortable and i don't ever want to do that again nope and and the thing was when we called the doctor it's like i've been i've possibly been exposed to trick and so it was and i had no symptoms so but then i had the same pill regimen and the thing is is it's i'm telling you it's just people are naive to go i will never get one of those bo fucking shit you never know look here's the deal in 11 years do you know how many people i've seen suck a dick and use a dental dam None Absolutely none There was a gal that came in A place that used to work Came in and she was on a pill They had to let her know because she did hair restoration stuff And had to let them know because it would affect that Because she was on fucking meds Because she got herpes of the throat Because when she went to college her mom was horrified because she went to college she goes i found out that i love to suck dick and when i'm drunk i really love to suck dick and she had got herpes of the throat from sucking dick you can get that shit so when everybody goes i would never and we always really i i i will put money i will put fucking cash money that you could open up 95 of people's sex bags everybody's got a sex bag if you don't you're so new you will and we don't ever carry one we don't ever get laid i mean so it doesn't matter but the thing you you do yours is pre-planned but if you open up 95 of people's sex bags you know what you're not going to find in there a dental dam you're not or or or here's the thing how many and a lot of women do there's a percentage to do but i'll bet you 50 or more women suck a dick without a condom on it and honestly i can't imagine i think it'd be gross having to do it but the thing is is if you go get a hooker if you go get a hooker in vegas and you want a blowjob you're gonna have a condom on your dick or they ain't doing it yep so the thing is it's like it it becomes a topic that can become so hypocritical about being judgy about the whole thing when it's like, you know, Eddie goes, you should put those in the gift bag next time.
Speaker3:
I should.
Speaker1:
To be honest with you, I don't know how you use one. My God, I hate that. With my leg, somebody would choke and I would get sued because I put a dental dam in. And there's the lawsuit coming there.
Speaker2:
No, I don't.
Speaker1:
It's not a bad idea. I don't know where just an ordinary person would get one. The dentist's office. The dentist's office is just going to hand over a pack of dental dams. Maybe. The ones, the ones sample that we got were much smaller than the ones in the dental office is like this big. The one that they sold was like this. Yeah. But yeah, I'm just... But I can imagine, I can see can see okay so i can see doing oral sex on a female and using it because you can do it through it on the clit but i can't lay a flavored condoms there you go yeah but i never thought how do you suck a dick with a dental tamp you can't well apparently you can people do sex shops have them i i mean here's the thing i have no idea how effective you buy special condoms for a blowjob okay really well that sounds great as you're talking about this kind of i'm not gonna fucking do that and right there is how shit gets spread i mean these are for blowjobs and these are for sex the thing is is it's no wow that went south what she's trying to get flavored ones for all the above and if you happen to suck dick it's flavored very much so and then after if i eat out afterwards it'll taste grapey the thing is the thing the thing is but okay but that proves a better point right there that's a risk that we you feel comfortable taking right i mean it is i i will casually look it over casual inconspicuous i but you can't see some things true it so the bottom line is if you look at it and it looks fresh and perky it's a risk risk that you're willing to take, which is okay. That's what the – we say it all the time. The lifestyle is a choose-your-own-adventure. And the thing is, is by the same token, then if that happened to you, you wouldn't come on here bitching that they were assholes and guide you something because that was a risk you were willing to take. Right. Right? I wouldn't be happy, i'll be damned now now it burns every time i swallow of course you're not going to be happy but the thing is is it what you have to decide is you have to decide what is an acceptable risk for you by the same token and going back to the question which we've so fucking far shot away at this point in time, is you have the right to choose what is an acceptable risk for you. You do not have the right to choose what is an acceptable risk for somebody else. That's why it's so important where the question was, when should you tell? And as we said at the beginning, because that's the, you have to give that person the right to make the decision of what they're comfortable with. If they're comfortable with, with going ahead and having sex with you, because even though you have a, whatever the case may be, okay, you have herpes or whatever, rock on, that's their right. That's the acceptable risk that they're willing willing to take and you don't have to worry about it because you gave them all the information and allowed them to make their own decision on their choose their own adventure but if you take that away from them then you're being then you're being selfish and you're being a dick and that's not okay what i don't i don't even fucking know how that's got so fucked. I have no idea. Well, it was, I mean, it's a good show, and it was an important topic, and now we know. It's always an important topic. Now, what's going to be funny, though, the next time you sex somebody, they're going to be, like, watching to see if you're, like, checking it out or whatever. I don't, I'm not that obvious. Yeah, but, so, you want to have some fun. Just saying. Okay, if it was me, this is what I would do. If you want to have some fun, take Anne. If you think Miss Amanda might, you want her to give you a blowjob, that might be a possibility. Draw a little smiley face or write a little message on your penis, really small, like, hey, Miss Amanda, and don't tell her. And then when she starts giggling, you'll know that she found the message it's like it's like a hidden thing you know what i mean that's just saying yeah yeah it's all it's all fun okay hey you know what we're not even doing an intermission you know why it's fucking almost time to fucking go un-fucking-believable no not a time to come in here now nope he's just okay and stop right there little boy okay and there we go all right good deal okay so and now we've just taken and fucking went, wow, all right.
Speaker3:
And there's the other one. And we're going to stop.
Speaker2:
The panting is not Miss Amanda, I swear. Anyways, all right. I don't pant.
Speaker1:
Are you sure?
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker1:
You do after you get done. After you come, you do. Because then you quit holding your breath.
Speaker3:
So then you're like.
Speaker2:
No, I just start breathing.
Speaker1:
Willie, we can hear you. They can hear you, Willie.
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Hey, you know what? Just as a total side note, totally unrelated to sex. and it's going to be great. And then you're like, no, I just start. Willie, we can hear you. They can hear you, Willie. Yes. Hey, you know what? Just as a total side note, totally unrelated to sex in any way, shape or form, except for the fact we went into the fabric store, Joanne's the other day. They're not a sponsor, but we want to do this anyways now because I'm it says your pet it your your pet friendly. And so Willie, as you can, as you see a head popping into the videos every now and then Willie is
Speaker2:
half great Dane, half great Pyrenees
Speaker1:
he's a foofy dog
Speaker2:
so he's a shed machine
Speaker1:
I guarantee that I can take Willie into their pet friendly store and within 20 minutes of him having a shedding event we can change their entire nationwide policy, I promise you so yeah so give me one second how about we go this way Thank you. So give me one second. How about we go this way? He's just fine for the last five minutes. He's panting. And the whole camera shakes because Willie is 140 pounds. As he goes barking. Yay. This is the old days, isn't it? That was smooth as fuck. Anyways. Oh, God. Is it time to go yet? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, we are very much a pet-friendly podcast. Bring all your pets here. It's time to go. Okay go uh okay so hey don't forget we got some meet and greets coming up not necessarily our meet and greets but meet and greets where places we're gonna be uh uh let's see march 26 we're gonna be in waterloo iowa uh check us out out there if you want to meet us hang out with us whatever have some cocktails cocktails get your cocktails uh we're going to be there and then on april 2nd we're going to be in des moines and then on april 9th uh the plan is we're going to be in uh uh sioux city for another meet and greet so those are all places you can find us uh miss am's the pretty one. I'm the one with the long hair. And then it seems like we've got some other. I know we're back in Des Moines the first weekend in May where I'm officiating a wedding and we're going to be partying. And so we've got a whole bunch of stuff. We've got a meet and greet that's going to come up around here too. We may be-and-greet in Omaha on April 1st. We've got one Thursday. Yep, we've got one this Thursday also when this show comes out. So check us out. We're going to be all over. If you want to find out more where we're going to be at, shoot us an email at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot, Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Don't forget, you can still sign up for Crazy Summer Nights. Shoot us a message or go to crazysummernights.com. Check it out today. Follow us on Twitter, at truthcrazy. I don't know what else we talk about. You usually do stuff, things, words. It doesn't really matter. Oh, I know. Check out all of our merch. Buy some merch. You guys need a shirt. You guys look great in our shirts. Absolutely. Fullswapshop.com. Another word from our sponsors, again, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Smart swingers, What do they do? They read brains. It's sexy. Uh, ASN lifestyle magazine. Don't forget to get some bad-ass art by Carrie Daniels. Check it out. Carrie art.com and the best barbecue in the world. Fat Jack's. That'd be fatackslincoln.com. They'll ship anywhere in the world today for you. Get ribs, briskets. I can use some barbecue now. I'm still hungry. What did we have for dinner? Did we want to eat dinner? Yes. Did I like it?
Speaker2:
It was healthy. You ate a lot of it.
Speaker1:
A lot of it? How am I still hungry? I have no fucking know. Anyways, hard to tell. You never know. Anyways, if you like the new studio...
Speaker2:
I really can't see it
Speaker3:
on the live, but I'll put a video Thank you. I have no fucking knowledge. Anyways, hard to tell. You never know. Anyways, if you like the new studio.
Speaker1:
I really can't see it on the live. But I'll put a video up on it. Yeah, you can. Before it was jet black. No, the live. Well, right. But I'll put a video up on our Crazy Truth Facebook page. Yes. Yeah, we did a tour. We're not at Mile in the Air, but for a fee. Oh, and we got exciting things going on. I got an exciting giveaway that I'm working on. I can't wait to announce that. That's going to be badass.
Speaker2:
But you're not going to do it until you have it physically in front of you. Oh, God.
Speaker1:
You never let me have any fun at all. You never let me do anything. Let's go put your profile together. She can start getting being getting professional dick. That's on the list for tonight, too.
Speaker3:
Just saying. Anyways. All right.
Speaker1:
With all that being said, I don't know what's going on. Apparently, we got to go. So with that being said, doing it the only way I know how the only way I want to and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Thanks for listening, kids. Kazma style out.
