Krazy Truth #20 A sex Scorecard

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I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and always sexy adjusting her hair, Miss Amanda. I'm like, I put these on and I have like this one stray curl. I don't know. I just go with it. You want to say hi? say hi hi all right it's always going to be a good show when it starts like that so the dogs have treats we have headphones the sound guy is here we're here the lights are on the furnace the heater is off yeah and so let the games begin kids hey we're going to start off the way we always do. I got a good one today. A sex story. I got a good sex story. You do. I do.

I've got a good sex story. So this comes from Australia. Actually, off the coast of Australia. Okay. All right. So a Royal Caribbean cruise line, uh, recently had to take and refund to 1,700 customers, had to refund their cost of their cruise to 1,700 passengers. That's right, because they failed to mention that they had booked 1,300 rooms to one company for a conference, a computer tech conference, I might add. That's right, and when the 1,300 guys piled on board, they turned it into a giant bachelor party.

That's right, they brought on burlesque dancers, they were partying and drinking on all the decks. Families had to hide in their cabins because you couldn't walk down the hallways because doors would be open and you didn't know what you were going to see. It was like a giant frat, this huge chaotic party that ended up happening. Darn it. I'm going, how do we sign up? I want to work for that company. This is the greatest thing ever.

Yeah, so they apologized and people were like and people were like it was like a 1300 person bachelor party and it was just chaos i want to know how where you go to find burlesque dancers uh then you go hey come on board and and so they could take a cruise with you that's a pretty good gig right there yeah i don't know but if they're tech guys i could probably afford it i get yeah it was one one company. So needless to say, Royal Caribbean did refund the other people's money. Now, here's what's really funny with that.

They refunded their money, and they said they should have done a better job of letting the other passengers know, but they did not say that that other company was banned. So they're going to let that other company come on. The thing is that if you let a company come on and they want to buy everybody a cruise, rock on. How the hell are you going to know that they're going to do something like that? I would think that when you're smuggling, when you've got burlesque dancers coming up with you, that someone should notice. Are you sure they just didn't take some of the their little theater people?

No. No, they brought them from shore. They brought them from shore. That's right. Well, maybe they bought them tickets, too, if they could buy everybody else tickets. I don't know. It was a party. It was a party. So there you go. The new party line is now going to be Royal Caribbean. So that's the new party store line we need to go on. Our cruise wasn't like that at fucking all. We went on one, and it wasn't like that. No, and we sure... Well, we weren't in the lifestyle, so it didn't matter. Swinger cruises are expensive, so the family shouldn't have been bitching.

They should have been taking advantage of it, dumbasses. Okay, there you go. So I'm sure that we're equipment's through. Look, they had little kids. I'm pretty sure they're traumatized for life. Take that, Disney Cruise. There you go. It I'm sure that Royal Caribbean is thrilled. Well, if they had little kids, I'm pretty sure they're traumatized for life. Take that, Disney Cruise. There you go. It is what it is. Is that a princess? She is now. Just saying. Okay, so before I get a restraining order sent to me. Sorry, Mickey. All right, so we got some questions. Really?

We got some questions today. So away we go. Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Sure. We're never ready for this. This is what makes fun. Okay, so the first question, this question actually comes from Massachusetts. Okay. Massachusetts. There you go. No, it's not a constitutional question. Only a history person will say that. Yeah, sorry. Poli-sci major. Okay, so the question is this. Is it okay, this is from a female, is it okay to go to the club when I'm not 100% and how do I tell people and when do I tell them? So for anybody who hasn't figured out what I mean by 100%. She's broken.

She's broken. Aunt Flo on the rag, period. What are their terms? Dot com. Okay, so yeah, so she... That's been my mood today. Sorry. But I love that. I'm not 100%. Or as adults would say, on your period. Ooh. Anyways, whatever. Okay, so number one, From the first time. But I love that. I'm not 100%. Or, and it's adults would say, on your period. Ooh. Anyways, whatever. Okay, so number one, the first part of that question is, is it okay to still go to the club? And the reason they want to know if it's okay to go to the club, they don't get a lot of time. They don't get a lot of free time, okay?

So their free time, it happens to fall, obviously, when she's not not 100 so they don't want to lose the free time they don't want to miss the opportunity but they she wants to make sure it's not you know she's not gonna be a leper at the club well i mean it is what it is she wants me you know a lot of people go they just don't announce it well exactly and that's really the first part it's like okay you're not required when you walk into a swingers club to be like hey hey Thank you.

it well exactly and that's really the first part it's like okay you're not required when you walk into a swingers club to be like hey hey everybody just want everybody to know i'm on my period uh so yeah what okay sorry you know you're not required you're not required to announce that okay well now we're oh you're not well i'm not am i not hooked up okay you're not you're not required to announce that okay well now we're oh you're not well i'm not am i not okay you're not you're not required you're not required to announce that okay so you can still you know what i would think if you want to i mean obviously that's the thing is is if you if you want to you can still flirt and party and have a good time you can still you can still do a lot of things if you want to if you are comfortable with it you can still play and you know you can do even just top up or if you're comfortable with the whole cup thing which i don't think it existed when i could when i had.

No. And I don't know if I'd have felt comfortable using one because I'd been paranoid. Right. But there are a lot of people that do use them and are okay with using them. Right. So the thing is, the first part of that is, absolutely, yes, you can still go to the club. You can still do all those things. You're not required as soon as you walk through the door to announce it at all, in any way, shape, or form. But you know what? Here's the deal. There's no guarantees. You want everybody to ignore you? Yeah, announce it. Announce it. There you go. Hey, great news, everybody.

Yeah, I mean, you know. It's easier to say when somebody wants to do something with you, go, I'm sorry, I can't play today. Right. All right. Yeah, I'm limited, whatever the case may be. So, you know, initially, just go be yourself. don't worry about it if you're comfortable now here's guys i want to throw this note out there because i think this is important guys don't necessarily get this and understand this a lot of times right is that just because we go well you can still go not every woman necessarily feels comfortable when it comes to that to actually go out and play. Right.

Okay, so keep in mind, if your significant other does not feel comfortable with that, does not feel comfortable with that, it is totally uncool to try to take and force them to come out, you know, to come out. What the fuck am I going on? To make them go. Right. There's a lot of times I did not want to go. Yeah, that was something that you weren't comfortable with. Okay, so again, you know, that was, no, you were not ever necessarily comfortable with going out when it was your time of the month, when you were broken. That wasn't your thing. So the bottom line is... Not that I didn't.

No, we did. Because we went to have it fall on frickin' New Year's Eve. Yeah. Nothing pisses you off more. Two years in a row. Two years in a row. And one day I bawled the entire day. Yeah. You know what? It happens. So you can still... But guys, just be cool about that. As you go through. Quit thumping the table. You're going to get some trouble. Ooh, I'm going to get in trouble. Okay. Now the next part of that. Okay. So how do I tell people? Look, and when? That kind of goes all together. Right? So there's not a need to tell people anything until you're to that point. Yeah.

I mean, unless you're just known as a person that just takes and, know there you go i walk through the door and i'm naked i mean i know some people like that no i'm just kidding so i have to have a couple drinks first the thing is is so there's no you know and then it is just a casual it's a casual thing i i think it comes better when it comes from the woman versus from the husband yeah because from a husband it just sounds like you know sorry guys moose out front should have told you she's broken you know so i mean it kind of comes better but there's a way to casually say hey you know oh all right and and here's the thing some people for, for some people, that might not be a problem.

Some people don't mind sex during, whether it be a guy or a girl. And if that's the case, here's the deal. Don't surprise them. Surprises are bad, really, really bad. And one of the things, you know, and you hit on it, was the things like they have the soft cups and stuff like that.

The one thing I'm going to say say Again, let's put our precursor in All the things we express in this show Are merely our opinions But my opinion is this You don't fucking tell me about that Until I've already started That is going to fucking gross me out And you're going to watch a dick go Not just limp, but straight up turtled You're completely different different. Yes. Well, you're not completely different, because there's other guys like you too, that it will totally... It grows on you? No, I was going to say it grosses you out. But it would totally be a boner killer. Massively.

Oh, but fuck. It's far from just a boner killer. At a party, like, hold on, let me get the lube.

I have a cup in, because I'm because i'm on my period and it went whoop and it never came back cool kind of threw up a little bit in his mouth actually uh and the party was awkward for the rest of the evening i did i like spent the rest it was a house party i spent the rest of the night on the deck yeah smoking it was winter yeah i stood outside in winter smoking i smoked like a pack and a half of cigarettes yeah it happens the thing is it it is what it but you have the responsibility to make sure that you tell people i'm not gonna lie look i'm no porn star but here's the reality of it is i had one vision popped in my fucking brain okay this is why we put the the disclaimer at the front of the show show all I envisioned was my dick tapping the top of that cup and having a spillage because then it was going to get really bad because then there was going to be that all over and puke so it's just one of those things where it's like you just got to let people know let them know and then make the choice again, I can't stress enough though guys, remember we don't go through this so we don't know so don't force your don't force your significant other to a either go out uh or sorry to either go out or to do anything and no it's not okay to to force your sneak of another to go well you know you can still suck dick okay i mean this is me off more look if that's something you're into rock on but the reality of it is is that you can't you can't force that's not cool that's not okay to just to do that because yeah that does piss you off just a little bit okay so there you go so there you go so you can still play it doesn't mean the end of the world it doesn't the end of the end of the world it just means you have to kind of like off to the side is it twisted do you have like one of those curvy ones is that what's going on what wait okay never mind all right so let's move on shall we okay oh wait i gotta look at this because my my glasses here next question because they're dirty and you never clean them damn things off shit okay this is an awesome question okay an awesome question.

Okay, this question came to us from New Mexico. There are people there. Okay. In the desert. Neat. Nippers. Okay. Send all hate mail. Cole Snyder. Okay, so is it okay to ask for feedback after the first time you're with a new person or a new couple? Yeah.

That's okay okay this this question actually came to us from uh this came from from b it is a guy he does play he's been a single male and he does but he's also now in a couple and so when i got a hold of b my my my question was why you know what spurred on and the philosophy behind it is that he just wants to get better so yeah exactly that's kind of that's kind of how that's how uh a little bit how how we feel too no one's gonna tell you the truth if you're new well okay i a lot of people aren't gonna tell you the truth if it was disappointing or you'd tell them the truth if it was awesome Wouldn't you?

If it was good, I'm going to say, yeah, it was great But am I going to necessarily say Well, you know, you might want to work on this But, you know, it can come off kind of clutchy It can come off real clutchy And I think that becomes one of the bigger challenges Is that,'s the deal we had i had a guy that was part of a couple do that to us do that to me well he he messaged me and he goes so you know how was it did you enjoy it you know what can i do to improve and i'm like going get better but i didn't i'm like oh it was fine womp Well I The reality of it is Take some laughs Practice Practice a lot Here's the thing You don't want to hurt anybody's feelings I guess it's different If you have been dating or whatever you want to say and you've built enough of a rapport i suppose you could but like for us well we don't do that so we're more apt to play on the first date so if you play on the first date and then you send me a text the next day going okay okay, please rate my performance and it looks like a survey, yeah, I'm not going to be honest.

Or what can I do to improve? Yeah, I'm not going to be honest because I don't want to hurt your feelings. There's somebody for everybody and different people like different things.

I'm not going to say because I don't like dirty talk doesn't mean that the next person won't so I can go okay I was a massive turnoff please don't do that again it would be great if you would just shut the phone so I don't hear anything but you know just listening to music she'll be doing it shortly when you're done when you're done she'll take them well okay but it even goes further than that goes further than that.

When you ask that type of a question, if you truly want honest answers, are you willing to hear something like, well, you know, you're really nice, but your balls are kind of stinky? Or you got sweaty cooter?

I mean, there's a lot of, granted, would those things be awesome things to maybe take in like no well yeah they would be but the reality of it is is that people are not going to tell you that so you you kind of get a report card though you get a report card because here's the deal if the next time people see you if they don't call you back yeah if they never call you back or they try to avoid you or you try to hint around to hook up again and they find every excuse in the book not to that's probably a pretty good sign i mean the thing is is that okay would it offend me would it offend me to have somebody ask me i mean did it offend me when i've been asked no no it it's not offensive but man i don't want to be that douchebag because here's the thing there's a good chance or the thought that would go through our mind is if you're asking us to rate your performance okay afterwards at some point in time you're going to say to the next person well when i hooked up with cole and miss amanda what they, I needed to work on my stamina.

I needed to scrub my balls a little bit better and maybe eat a mint. Okay. And so then it's going to get around that Cole and Miss Amanda are ball judgers and mint pushers. And then we look like the douchebags. No.

And then someday you'll have a fucking podcast and you'll be telling people about this, how Cole and Miss Amanda were in your life fake it wait what i know a few that don't and said well if it's not satisfying i'll just lay there that should be a pretty good fucking sign to hurry up and finish if they're no good so i will fake it yeah but it's more obvious when you fake it if you you don't know me, it isn't. Oh, well, okay, true. But the rest of us in the room do know. Look, here's the deal. If your legs are just... Well, he doesn't. But that's okay. Our sound guy's learning stuff today.

If your legs are just flat, if you don't, like, crank up and hook your hips so you're hitting the right spot and you're just laying there going, ah. You know what? We're all looking over going. Because we know that ain't happening. Well, I don't. We can tell. If I'm really drunk, I can make a lot of noise. You can. Or if you're playing on your phone with that fucking coloring game that you do now. Oh, shut up. Because they're getting laid and you're like fucking playing on the phone. Oh, I do not. See, there you go, kids. There's what you need to look for.

If the person is playing on their phone or checking Facebook while you're having sex with them, see, you don't need a report card. You already know. So, okay. So what would be a way for people? I get people want to know things, right? So what's a way for people to be able to know or to ask in a roundabout way, I guess? I mean, obviously, besides looking for the main things that you're not getting any calls back. Because, you know, I don't know. It could be you could ask previous relationships. Well, granted, if it's a previous relationship, they're probably going to, like, rip you one. Yeah.

You know, if you've hooked up with somebody several times, you can ask them once you feel comfortable and you'll have this friendship developed. Yeah, what could I do? But if they've hooked up with you a couple times, you must be doing everything right with them. Right. Here's the challenge. But you can still ask them what you can improve on, and it might help with a different couple. Part of it is, look, you're going to know based upon how people react. Okay, this is something you learn in the lifestyle.

You're going to learn that, just like you had to tell me, I'm like, every time I'm trying to eat a girl out, she's squirming all over the fucking place. You're like, she's trying to position herself where it feels good. Okay, use your significant other as that.

Some of the other things, things you know it's like hygiene and stuff like that just take the initiative you know i mean that's really what you have to do with it but i have one girl say well was i any good i'm like well you know hygiene's really important i didn't say that to her and i even knew her yeah and i knew her fairly well but i wasn't going to hurt her feelings by like um it was a little sweaty and kind of gross yeah and no you're no good and by the way you suck uh no but i mean the thing is part of it is just take stock with yourself i mean really it becomes you're gonna know if the other person had fun or not it look if a woman woman fakes it, okay, and it's not that people are just pieces of meat because they're not, but if a woman fakes it, you don't have any way to know that.

If you're giving it 110%, you know, if you're working and trying, and you're not being a douche and just going, well, fuck the hurt, I just want to make sure I get off, but you're really trying and you're trying to read the signs. Then you know what? It's okay. That's the joy of the lifestyle. Just because you fuck them speed or not speed sport fucking, you're not necessarily have to ever go back. That's okay. And like you said, there's somebody for everybody. And so maybe you're not that person or that couple's cup of tea or vice versa.

that's okay so why do you want to try to change what you do or how you do for that the worst thing you can do and this this goes beyond just this person's question but is you cannot change how you have sex to try to meet other people's expectations right we've dealt with that as couples as couples playing with couples there's a playmate you have that you he fucks totally different than i do and i caught myself trying to because i knew you like that trying to mimic it but you like that with him so when i'm trying to mimic that it wasn't you didn't like that like that with me because that's not how I fuck.

So, you know, you don't want to just be you. It's really, that's what it's all about. It's just be you, you know. The other part, a quick note with hygiene, this is why it's good to have your own little bag of stuff that you have. There's nothing wrong with offering somebody else a wet wipe. I don't know if I could do that. I can. Because to me, that'd be kind of offensive. No, because it's just the thing of even before it starts, Hey, we've been dancing all night. I'm going to freshen up. There's someone there if you want to also. No, that's true. I mean, it's just, it's not a rib.

It's just, here's the deal. It is what it is. Right? So that's the other thing. Common sense with where you're at can help prevent whether how much stuff you need to like do or know about the other person. Plus, the other thing, it's kind of fun to explore and find different things and figure out what the other person likes. I like doing that. I'm like, I'm like an explorer. Call me Magellan. Okay.

That's a good place to talk talk that's a good question i like that one there you go i like these questions okay so let's take a quick second if we can and we want to sorry it's our first deck we want to uh welcome the second half uh sponsors of our show club g where friends and pleasure come together. Come visit Club G, the hottest new lifestyle club in Des Moines. Over 3,200 square feet, huge dance floor, private play areas, and plenty of places for quiet conversation. Club G. Contact them for more information at dsmlsc01 at gmail.com.

Oh, hey, we're we're back all right welcome back to the second half of the show technical difficulties gotta love them okay so um yeah there we go we already we did the ad didn't we yes you did i did i'm all over this shit way to go wow okay so the next question uh next question comes to us from k k is actually on our crazy casbah uh secret facebook page which by the way if you would like the opportunity to become a member of our crazy casbah page which is awesome we're over 2400 members strong and growing every single day you can email us at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot kasbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com i bet we'll have some cool graphic on that on the video on our youtube channel won't we yeah perfect cool okay we will now motherfuckers all right so you mentioned it great now you have to put it in.

Way to go. Live animation. What? Nothing. Okay. So the question that Kay sent me, and this is a great question. She sent this to me at, it was about three in the morning. So they are, there are a couple that are looking to start maybe playing alone a little bit, which is always, that's new ground.

So my significant other is afraid to play alone because he will not get to play as much because he is a guy very realistic i i totally get that question i totally get that question because obviously there is always a concern factor when you're talking about how much action a guy gets versus how much action a girl gets. Mm-hmm. Right? So, because you guys, it's your vagina, so you run the world. No. The fuck it's not. I just think it's because there's more single men than there are single women.

this has nothing to do with how many single men there are versus single women no fucking way no look at all the times we put on the page you say this all the fucking time all the time right okay so the reality of it is is that guys are slobbering just slobbering fools we're thirsty okay what would you not agree with that yeah they're thirsty okay how many guys have you actively yourself guys that you want to hook up with how many guys on our page As part of CASBA As Miss Amanda Have you initiated the conversation with One Yep Now When you put a picture on He feels all special now Well he should When you put a picture on.

He feels all special now. No shit. That's well, he should. When you put a picture on, just a regular night. This is, you know, post the days of when you could be like nude and shit. Just a good morning at work picture, which you put those on a lot, right? Yeah. How many roughly likes, hearts, comments, come stains. Just men or all the above all the above come stains whatever not counting me not counting me and not counting your other sin sister how many of those do you get on average for just uh yeah good morning because it's monday like you'll do tomorrow how many many would you get? Do.

Like 50 to 70. 80. Uh-huh. Exactly. And if you're showing a good one where you lean over and you're showing the cleavage like you're currently wearing, now how many do we get? About the same. Yeah. Add 10 to 20. Anyways. No, it is not.

Well i've got your saturday morning pictures there are fucking people that wait for saturday morning to see your pictures oh let's see how much the dinner time got yeah or the nap time because you know i went and took a nap took a picture in a bra and all of a sudden the page lights up it's only at 20 so it's a sunday And that was only two hours ago So here's the thing Is it because of all the fucking throngs Of dude you don't want to have sex with any of those guys Well That's not it at all is it No You're just not going to be the aggressor to fucking hit him up so it has at least i'm usually not the aggressor so it has so it has nothing to do with the number of single males versus single females the reality of it is is is most females it's a very endearing quality are not going to be mega aggressive and and it's they are waiting for and this is this has hurt us getting laid as a couple through the years because i'm not a handsy guy i'm not an aggressive guy you have to show like like you really got to show your interest to me before i'm gonna before i'm gonna like be real initiate too terribly much right so the thing is, is that it's totally understandable why he would have that fear.

He's looking at the same thing that I look at and every other guy looks at. She posts a picture on a page, whatever the case may be, or they're out at the club and all these dudes are like, hey, baby, what up? And he's standing over there going, holding drinks, and a girl goes, oh goes oh hi and walks keeps walking by that's where that fear comes from i've done that but it's more because i'm clueless well yes or i'm not observant enough and no no you have you have flirted in your own way you you flirt every girl flirts differently you flirt you've done the bath the eyes said hi.

You smiled in the cute little smile, and your eyes all glow and stuff, and it's really cute, and it's really sexy. Whether or not the guy has the confidence enough to pick it up and run with it, now there's where things change a little bit. So his concern is understanding. I mean, I get it, right? Because he's like, well, you know, every time you turn around, all you got to say is, you know, more fuck. And somebody's like, yeah, me, yeah, hello. It's not as easy. So in my mind, what has to happen is this is where you have to play his wingman. You do that for me. To an extent.

I'll see, hey, knock it off. Can you not see that she's interested? How many times at a bone sock party did you have to be like, she wants to fuck you? Yeah, several. Because before I'd actually even believe it. No, she's not. She doesn't want to know. Yes, she is. Yes, she does. So I eventually had to go up to her and go, okay, he's not going to make the move on you, so you need to go make a move on you. You need to flat out go say. And yes, he wants to, so you have to make a move.

So, okay okay so the first thing is She has to be Kind of be his wingman That will go a long ways and help Easing that a little bit You know so that number one He this way he has to peace of mind to know She's actually okay with it Because let's face it as my wingman You're not going to steer me towards somebody That you really don't want me to hook up with you're gonna you're gonna wing me right away from those okay yeah so one he's gonna have the peace of mind to know that he has something to be more comfortable with that's gonna be awesome that's gonna help him out with confidence number two yes she did the female is always gonna have the opportunity it's gonna seem easier get laid.

But it's partially just a perception. Because, again, remember, just like as he's afraid to approach or to hit on her like I am with girls, the other guys are the same way as well. So it's not like a lot of guys will talk to Yersin, they'll talk to Kay. But it doesn't mean they'll actually follow through and act upon it because they're just as, they're just as insecure, uh, as, as you are. And I think that's part of the guys miss a lot of times. Like, well, well, look, here's the deal. You know? Yeah. You have, you may have 50 guys like your picture or a hundred and 200, whatever.

And you may have a whole bunch of guys come up and they'll say hi to you or they'll talk to you or maybe maybe they'll touch your butt that's a popular one touch your butt touch nothing and then and then that's it but it's like it's like you know then they just like and just drop the ball so even though it looks like she's getting it all the time we're getting all that attention it's really not that way it can be just as frustrating and just as aggravating for you or a female in general as it is for a male in fact it's probably I'm gonna guess it's almost more aggravating as you just sit and look at me what no i was running past my in my brain going okay so when i was younger and i was like in my late teens i asked a guy out and got shot down bad idiot he had no idea what he was missing never asked a guy out again but i't imagine.

I always wait for the guy to ask me out. Well, how many times has he been rejected and picked himself back up to ask another person? It's a catch-22.

Look, if you, in this case, where you have a significant other, if you just work as a team, that's going to go miles for everybody having success but if you talk for your significant other it can be a turnoff it can work the opposite yeah i mean because then it looks like junior high i mean you're like passing notes hey uh so jenny three rows over she really digs you pass it on yeah i mean you have to you still have to make a move yourself here's the other thing that kind of boils down to that when you start about playing alone keeping score that is a problem yes yeah you we've done it yeah every couple's done it every couple has done it we it fizzled out in the middle of the year and we went i can still tell you the score now well i have it on my phone right i mean we we keep scores but it doesn't bother us i don't think i have it anymore but well it doesn't bother us anymore no that's the difference initially look if you start keeping a score and if it's not just about hey you know i'm cool you're going playing and or you're cool with me going to play you know that's a totally different ball game uh as far as that goes because you need to make sure that you're both are, you're doing it for the right reason.

If you start to go hook up with somebody because, well, you hooked up with somebody, so now I've got to go fuck somebody. Or you've got to hurry up and fuck somebody because I fucked somebody so I can keep it even. Yeah, we've done that. That's a problem. Yeah, that is a real problem. We've done that. A real problem. So, getting back, and we went tangent. We do that a lot. We drifted. What? That's the whole fun of it. You have to get off on different topics or it'll just be the same boring opinion. Wait a minute. Are you saying that my opinion is boring? No, but it can not be as entertaining.

Is that better? Wow. All right, I'm done. It looks like the rest of the show. Stop it. Love you all. Talk to you later. Miss Amanda will be finishing out today. It's not what I meant. You know it. All right, yes, dear. I didn't know. I'm fucking with you. That's why this makes it so much fun. Okay, so back to the original question. At least we actually touch on it. Here's the thing. It's unfounded to be afraid of it. Is there a chance that she's going to play more than you? Yes. Yes. Is it a big deal? No.

If you're not keeping keeping score it's not a big deal but you also have to consider that guys that a lot of guys aren't as picky as the women women are picky about who they great so now if you're not getting laid it's because you're homely and nobody actually likes you all right that didn't come out right i'm just gonna shut up no no no you're you're exactly right are you done no there is a degree i want to give you alcohol there is a degree of well no that's not actually true that is wrong to say that guys are just fucking whores we know a few but i do know like one female that does too though well we it can it can go it can go both ways but that's something we all tell ourselves to feel better but yes guys can be just as picky it's okay to be picky here's the deal it's okay you should be picky if yeah sure exactly unless it's me then you should just want to please please no but it's okay if she gets a little more action than you do the thing is is it will it all evens out in the end yes it should as long as you both are having fun that's all that really matters.

Then it will always even out all the way through. It should, hopefully. We're going to have a follow-up question to that. She's up 20 to 2. What do I do? I'm like, oh, God. Don't listen to us. That's what you do. Don't listen to our podcast. Does that help? Do you really think that girls are more picky? Seriously? I think to a degree they are. Okay, but that ties into the concept of that, like, back in high school, the guys were all horny, but the girls really weren't. Do you think that's true? Girls are just as fucking horny.

If I would have understood that girls were just as horny In high school as I was I totally would have got laid more in high school I don't Definitely in college My experience I wasn't What Oh my god seriously We're going to tell this story What do you mean we're going to tell this story What story is there Just because I slept with people doesn't mean I was horny all the time Who got laid Who got laid more in high school You or me We'll be right back.

mean we're gonna tell this story what story is there just because i slept with people doesn't mean i was horny all the time who got laid who got laid more in high school you or me probably me yeah well i had a boyfriend and it was just him yeah that doesn't mean i was horny every time okay but you were willing to just because i just because a woman has sex doesn't mean she's horny Well, why couldn't I find One of those girls back in high school I couldn't find one That I couldn't find Were you getting your dick sucked in the back of a car Yeah, but I didn't get it done every day I would have liked to School would have been so much better Do you think I'd have been a A student.

Do you think I would go to school and leave? Well, okay. I did go to school and leave to go have sex and then come back. Do you think that was always what I wanted to do? No. I don't know. I did it because. I don't know why. I didn't always want to leave as soon as I got to school. Uh-uh.

i just wanted to find one of those i wanted i was having a hard time finding a girl that wanted to fuck at prom yeah yeah we ain't got nothing on that one no i only went to wait here you know what my junior sound guy we'll make sure at this point in time we'll put a picture of my high school basketball picture up on the screen so that people can see it. Was that high school? I thought that was middle school. No, that was high school, sophomore year. And then everybody will understand exactly why it is I was having such a hard time finding a girl to fuck me at prom.

Yeah, but you were junior class president. I was junior. Fuck yeah, I was. Don't you fucking forget it. I could have been senior class president too, but said no Yeah And student government president Yeah Speech and debate Yeah I got out of school Every Friday I had to go to speech tournaments Yeah And get your dick sucked I didn't get my dick sucked At every tournament There was a couple I did though When I was a senior I've heard the stories No that's because I was a senior, and they were like a freshman. I'm bigot. Are you a robber? No.

I can't help it that the fact that I could drive myself to the speech tournament was a turn-on. Oh, whatever. I didn't blossom until I went to college. And then I blossomed. That's what you want to call it. Really? It worked on you. It did. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't... Who was dragging me... Hey, that was the time I wanted to get laid. See what happened? And you got stuck with me. 26 years. I, well... Freaking one-night stand. Hey, look, you're the one that used the real name. You took me to your room.

You did, don't even go there I was hungover I'm glad I did I was the one that came back the next day I'm not going to lie That was the next day And I was the aggressor Actually, you were the fucking aggressor that night Are you going to kiss me or what?

No shit, well I didn't know You kept the pictures and i was trying to keep you in the room like that was hard in the dorm room yeah and then after that i've lived i've lived in a can you believe we used to fuck on a twin mattress up in the air in a loft every time we moved it ended up in the sex and you kept your room 180 fucking degrees and so every night i ended up getting on the floor Where it was cold You did not I did too I also learned which water bottle to drink out of in your fridge Because they were two identical One was fucking vodka and one was water And that'll wake your ass up Yeah, I'm pretty sure it will That's when you used to only make noise when the trains would go by Because you didn't want your roommate Not your roommate, but your next door neighbor to know That's only because The one that got around with all the football players One of my friends fucked her We would stand outside of her room and listen to her scream all the time And she did too One of my friends fucked her and broke her loft Yeah, no, not that one A different slut from your floor Yeah The one that was like constant I'm like, oh, different guy I don't help your boyfriends are lame You were trying to get You were trying to fuck me from the first time we met I was trying to hit on you Maybe that was just some little sign of We should have hooked up earlier Probably was You stepped on my finger Different finger different story different time that was like what september and then we didn't and then we didn't cross in december and i was dressed as santa claus april my dear april that's yes i remember very much so i remember that day perfectly yeah i do yeah no i do i do remember because my mom and dad came up the next day.

We fucked all night. And I was sitting in my chair fucking dying because I was exhausted. My mom and dad just show up. Because we didn't even start making it out until three. And my mom and dad show up. And like two seconds, my best friend comes busting in the room going, Dude, what happened to you last night? Did you fuck that? Hi, Mr.

and Mrs went shooting out of the room and my mom's like what was that all about i'm like uh nothing then i was all shaky because i was tired and we went to dinner and they accused me of being on drugs nope just out fucking anyways so yeah okay so with that what a perfect time and a perfect place to to call this episode by the way this is episode 20 that's right so did you forget that okay so hey uh again let's give a quick shout out this would be you to our spot i'm trying to entertain the noisy one over here that would be the dog naughty pops are you looking for a lollipops with adult shapes I don't know.

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