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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. You crazy motherfuckers. All right. I always wanted to say that. Welcome back to another episode of Crazy Truth. I'm Oh I always wanted to say that Welcome back to another episode of Crazy Truth Oh you didn't mute it I'm your host with the most Amanda You didn't even do that right Mr. Goal You can't see me enough in the video That's a problem Mr.
Goal This is season i don't know oh five he hasn't written up there episode 198 okay so hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome to another day hey you're not amanda you're miss amanda if you're gonna be amanda then i'm mr cole get it that's what i said dick you said miss amanda No, I said I'm Amanda and this is Mr. Cole. Did you say you were the host with the most? You did, didn't you? I don't remember. You said you're the host with the most and then I'm something else. I did all this! The ever, ever tardy Cole. But I do it my way-ish. Hey, look, I'm just practicing when I drop dead.
I'm just dropping when I practice when I drop dead. Because it's only a matter of fucking time before I drop dead. I forgot the hair flip. Does he really do a hair flip? I don't flip my hair. I don't flip my hair. That is... Really? You can all flip it off. Well, there's obviously no need for me to be in front of the show. See, I did your intro. What season was it? Season five. Episode? 198. Okay, there you go. All right. I said this. Okay, well, keep going. No, it's your turn now.
All right, so real quick, now that we've fucking switched bodies and all that fun shit, let's give a shout out to our paid sponsors. If we switched bodies, are you playing through tits? I would be. Actually, I'd be fingering myself profusely right now. I'd be scratching a nut. Yep, you are. That feels good. Sponsors. Yep, we got them. Words, things, what? What? Yeah. Okay, so... We sound married. So, uh... Do we really? Are you sure about that? God damn it. I got to do our sponsors. Motherfucker. Jesus Christ. It's Mardi Gras. We haven't been drinking, but we should have been. No, we have.
We've been eating like fucking pigs. Oh. I don't need the extra calories. I've had enough of that. Wait a minute. You don't have any points left? Oh, my, anyway, sponsors We love them, let's acknowledge them real quick Shall we, do we want to, go ahead, what are they? Who are our sponsors? Who are our fucking sponsors? ASN, Flip Off Gear Art by Carrie Now just think if they can hear you talking to the microphone Art by Carrie Because, because it fucking rocks. The radio station, which I'm guessing you're talking about full-swap radio. They're not actually a sponsor. Oh, jeez. Okay.
I'm reading. It says sponsors. I know how to read. You do, baby. Maybe not your handwriting, but I know how to read. You do. Okay, I'm going to quit being a smart ass. Well smart fucking re-upping all kinds of people so uh make sure you check out flipoffgear.com because tomorrow i just it just got released on twitter on our twitter we just released the two new shirts we're gonna take a moment away from sex for just a quick second because i'm a huge poly i'm a poly sci major i'm about this. Check out our newest shirts, which are the big fucking, use our middle finger, fuck Russia, fuck Putin.
So make sure you check those out. On flipoffgear.com, those are going to be released tomorrow. You can go on and order them now. Percentage of those, percentage of all shirts sales on those is going to the Red Cross. So make sure you check that out. But yes, Art by Kari, her website is kariArt, K-A-R-R-I-E-A-R-T.com. Check it out. She can do dirty shit. I've seen it. It's true. She's a swinger, so she can do dirty shit in both real life and via art. I'm not going there. I would like a body painting. Anyways, so whatever. I mean, I got all kinds of things going to my head. I'm sure you can.
And don't forget ASNLifestyleMagazine.com and then FlipOffGear.com and the radio station. Yes, we're on the radio station as well. So, you want to check it out also. So, anywho. We got that fucking. There we go. Look at us. Look at us going. Sponsors. I'm kind of discombobulated a little bit. Just a scoach. Why? Because it was 7.30 when I realized it was time for me to be in here. I know I was finishing something up and I lost your time. Don't even act like I heard you squawking. No. I said, are we going to go live tonight? And you said, yes. And I'm like, okay.
So I came in here, I sat down, and I waited. And I said, you know... I said, we starting at 7.30, right? And you go, yeah. Well, that was at 7 725 that I asked you that. You have a clock. But I wasn't looking at that clock. I should have been. Look, I sincerely apologize to everyone that I fucked up your night. It's the bread pudding's fault. Just saying.
I gained like 75 pounds in the last two weeks anyway, so I got to get back i had food fucking sweats it was horrible it was awesome uh so yeah so anyways i gained so much weight i gotta fucking go back on my shit here get my ducks in a row a little bit so did you really just fluff your hair i i adjusted my look when you have a penis you adjust your penis when you have long hair you adjust your hair i was adjusting my hair. Look, when you have a penis, you adjust your penis. When you have long hair, you adjust your hair. I was adjusting my hair.
I wanted to make sure that my hair looked correct on the video. What's wrong with wanting to look nice? You should be thrilled. A lot of women would kill for a guy that wants to look nice and not just a slobby dude. You know, like cares about their shit and so i care about my shit my nails look like shit because i and you offered to take care of them i didn't get a chance we didn't have time to get those done so and they'll look better by this weekend hallelujah don't be chipped up crappy stuff man commercials oh fuck my life Oh, really? Fuck my life. Really. Anywho. So, yeah.
So, there you go. And my junk smells nice. Just saying. Well, that's all we got for you tonight. I got nothing on his junk smells nice. Why not? You see how long of a pause it? We need to edit that. A long pause of silence, sir. It's okay. Not really. Yes, it is. Have you ever listened to anybody else give news or podcasts or anything and they take Mass's pause? Just because other podcasts, I don't know. See, you almost baited me. I almost went on a tangent right there. See Cole. See Cole go on a tear. Who's being quiet? That's because I get bitched at when I'm loud. They all can hear me.
The one that they want to hear is you. You're the voiceover. The bullshit. You know how many guys? I guarantee you right now, if we could get a dollar for every guy that wants to hear you go, huh, when they're on top of you, we'd be rich. Well, that's a difference. That's sex. That's not listening to me talk. Hey, you know what? If the only way they can fuck you is you babble out of them. I thought most guys like their girls to say, shut the fuck up. That's why you put your hand over their mouth. No, that's just me. But the other thing is, you know what?
Actually, if guys will give you a dollar, then there's not prostitution. You're not paying for sex. You're paying for the conversation. I think we can make this work. We won't need sponsors if we can get you fucking for our dinner. I feel used. Not yet. Wait till week two and then we'll talk about it. Where's my blanket? You don't need... It was 75 degrees today for fuck's sake. And I had a sweater on all day. Oh, my God. And I was, well. Tits ahoy. Jesus. We actually did have the heater on a little bit. Yeah. Because I work in an office. See, talk is cheap. Talk is cheap.
That's why it's only a dollar. Talk is cheap. Anyways, okay. So should we help some people today? He's getting a video later. Sweet. Who all's in it? Me, myself, and I. Well, I have to figure it out. That's if I have time. I don't pass out first. Yeah, that'll be a sexy video. Oh, my God. Amanda sent me a seven-hour video. Wait a minute. She's sleeping this whole time. I bet you some people will watch me sleep. Well, there's only one way to find out. Have them sign up on your OnlyFans and we'll set that up. He is. Well, then, if you... Okay. Look, recruit your friends.
We need more people doing it. I'm just saying, it is what it is. Okay, so, other big things going on. God, jeez, we're just getting enough and a ugh. I'm still discombobulated as fuck. You knew this was coming. I knew we were going to have a kid in nine months too. Doesn't mean I was any less discombobulated when the little fucker showed up. Just saying. Three times they tricked me. I don't know. What do you want from me? Well, one tricked you early, so it doesn't matter. Oh, shit. And a little fucker is surprised.
Speaking of birthdays, don't forget you're going to want to sign up for our birthday bash. So here's the deal. I think I'm going to cut it off at $200. $200 or $250. Right around there. So we're a little over halfway there. Two weeks to go. We need, you know, if you want to come, come to the birthday party. It'll be a lot of fun. And, yeah, check it out. Whatever. Email me. I can get you the link. Because I didn't write it on the board. So I don't know what it is. It's on Eventbrite. God, that's a great plug. There you go. Plug something you have no idea what you're talking about.
Don't you have it in front of you? No. Oh, wait. I fucking did it. I'll be goddamned. Okay, so if you want to come to our Eventbrite, our Eventbrash, no, that fucking stupid, dumb. if you want to to come to our casbah 6th birthday bash and by the way everybody just a reminder it's not my birthday that's in august crazy summer nights it's casbah's birthday uh but you go to eventbrite and you can go to the url casbah k-s-b-h birthdaybash.eventbrite.com and get your tickets today today. So check those out. You'll want to be here. People are doing it. Everybody's going to be there. What?
Aren't I smart? You are fucking, you are fucking, you're smart. This is why technology is good, because everything is right here. It's like it's at my fucking fingertips. Clickety, clickety, click. Now I can check stuff that drives you nuts when I'm supposed to be focused on the show. Hmm, what are we looking at today? How did last week's show do. No, I'm just kidding. In fact, focus. Focus, Cole. Ah! Okay, so. Such a dick. Yeah, I've got one of those. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. You just never know. I'm as surprised as anybody else. So, yeah.
Oh, by the way, at our birthday bash. Now now i don't know if at our birthday bash but i do know for sure at crazy summer nights we will have the drink of kool-aid we will i am okay so i've decided fuck this i'm doing it we are we are doing we are gonna have kool-aid so actually actually you, you know what? We're going to have Kool-Aid at every event from here on out. And if it's your first time coming to a CASBA event, well, you've got to drink the Kool-Aid. Just saying. And if you're not old enough to know that reference, Google it, and you'll figure it out.
But I was accused of being a cult leader. Yeah, I know.
So I know you know but i'm telling people that don't know that might by the way we do this in front of our live studio audience uh it's not a studio audience a studio audience would be that chair with all this shit in it christ seriously yes no pineapple yeah young lady uh kool-aid and cake absolute kool-aid and cake yeah so see they already got people Richard's going to be his first fan We do this in front of We do it live in front of our Facebook page We are going to do a studio audience at some point in time I'm getting there Brie, tell me you just Brie just sent me a Jim Jones cup I love it I saw pictures of it earlier Yeah, that's awesome But yeah, that's going to be the new thing We're going to have No, we're not going to call me the Kool-Aid man No But Oh yeah Maybe we'll get sued That's bad But we are going to start having Kool-Aid On who, Macho Man or Kool-Aid?
The Kool-Aid Man The Kool-AAid Man and Macho... Oh, yeah. No, the Macho Man was... Oh, yeah. Well, I can't mimic any of that shit. What are you... My fucking blanket! It's not your fucking blanket. It's not crunchy or sticky with cum gibberish all over it. Oh, shit. Okay, we're going to bring that up. So, people... So, we spent Saturday cleaning his mouth. Why? Because it's fucking funny.
I should go get it get it oh you put it away somewhere i sure did okay so we spent saturday cleaning out the attic well actually since amanda's the littlest amanda was up in the attic like a spider monkey all the stuff down my ass hurts so bad i'm gonna come up with a workout of squat walking it's really wonderful squat walking is that walking. Is that a thing? Squat walking. Squat walking. Because my ass hurt. And I should be like fucking buns of steel right now. Anyway. So we find some more of him and his brother's shit. So we grab it down and Cole goes, oh my god. It's my fuck.
What did you call it? It was my fuck stuffed animal. When I was just discovering I had a penis in the fun of fucking jacking off, there was a fuzzy cat stuffed animal thing that I had. And as a little kid, I would hump it. And it's like, yeah, there you go. So there, now that's out. That's what I don't know. And don't worry. And it wasn't crunchy. It wasn't crunchy because, okay, well, since I've already embarrassed the living fuck out of myself, let's go all in.
Oh, I yeah well here's the thing when i first started jacking off literally i started jacking off when i was uh just turned five yeah we've gone over this before right but here's the thing for those that don't remember or hopefully people know one remembered but anyways i didn't i wouldn't come because i thought that you would pee so i thought when when it was right there, it's like, oh my God, I need to stop. So I, for the first like three years, I would jack off and give myself a little, little bitty blue peas. Oh, heaven forbid you should have figured out an eight.
Yeah, I fucking would stop. So I wouldn't, because I thought I was going to pee. It was amazing when I figured out that wasn't pee. I was like, well, I'll be damned. And then Jack and Off became even more fun because there was a finish to it. Before, it was just a lot of work. It's like, ah! And I'm like, but then you pee. And I always remember thinking, well, that's weird. So when you have sex, then you're going to pee at the end of sex. At five, you were thinking about sex? Yes. I mean, Jack and Off, yes. Yes. Sex? Yes. Weird. Yes. I had figured out by five that girls smelled good.
And it's funny because I still- Is that why you only have one nut? Probably. I beat the other one to submission. So the other thing is, yes, because literally- But that's not that embarrassing because when I was a kid, I humped a pillow. How often did you hump your pillow? Well, I wasn't that little. How often did you hump the- I was close to puberty, so I was like 10 or 11.
How often did you hump your pillow well i wasn't that little how often did i was close to puberty so i was like 10 or 11 how often did you hump your pillow uh like nightly i i did i did a click click jack off because i didn't know about insertion and then she tried to shove a pillow up there i was like well this doesn't work at all i'm telling you we we were retarded yeah i i yeah It was natural.
i don't know about it five i don't know if humping a fucking cat stuffed animal is really that natural but it was fuzzy before it was a thing yeah yeah i was yeah yeah see someone was nine when they had their first orgasm yeah i don't know guys i literally had just turned we had just moved into the That what mom is moving out of Which we moved into the house Because we moved into the house right before Elvis died We moved into the house In May over Memorial weekend is when we moved into the house By June 2nd Or June 3rd I discovered Jackanoff So actually that's 4 because I didn't turn five until August 4th.
I was four when I fucking started fucking now. Who knew I'd become a swinger? That's a real stretch now, isn't it? Jesus fucking Christ. Your family looks back now and goes, that's why you did the poster of women. My family hasn't even, I don't even think they still put two and two together.
That's one thing i do want to find that poster because i will put that up in the studio as part of that yeah probably look here's here's the thing i i actively until i was like 10 looked forward to fucking the sears and roebuck uh catalog showing up the one of the best parts at grammy and grandpa's house is they had the sears they got the catalog and typical grandparents you know they had like magazines in the bathroom and they always had the series magazine in there and fuck fuck yeah if they'd had victoria's secret shit when i was that age my penis would have caught on fire i'd have fucking struck it so much so yeah and i think that's i think that's why i don't use lube now why i've never used lube it's because when i was little it would have been weird like hey mom i need hand cream why do you need hand cream at I don't use lube now, why I've never used lube.
It's because when I was little, it would have been weird to be like, Hey, Mom, I need hand cream. Why do you need hand cream at night? I don't know. So, yeah. You used hand cream? No, that's why I didn't. That's why I said I don't use lube now is I never used it when I was a kid. Gotcha. So, yes, we put the fuck doll safely away. I didn't even think about we should have it sitting out here. We can actually put it out. I don't fucking care. You know, the thing is, it didn't even think about it. We should have it sit down here. We can actually put it out. I don't fucking care.
You know, the thing is, it didn't turn me on this time. So shwo, 49, I'm over it. Well, the actual teddy bear didn't turn you on, did it? No, it wasn't a teddy bear. It was a cat. And no, it didn't. It was a white cat. It just had long legs and long arms. That's all I said.
That's where your leg fetish came in you could stuff it in your underwear yes this way if someone walked in and you could yeah uh-huh yep so no i'm over that now just so everybody knows we're good so fucking i'm so glad we have these shows and my mom's like when can i be on your show oh mom anytime you fucking want to mom come on come on aboard let the fucking silly train just take your ass away brie must not she must have got off the off because she was not a single comment with that i can't even believe that oh i have a feeling it's coming oh it was then but i'm gonna pee gotta stop exactly thank god i was older when i figured that out or that fucking thing would have been a crunchy mess well think about it i've been jacking off for like four years before i figured out that's one big nut that was waiting to blow even for a little kid just don't even oh no all our comments aren't working darn it that's too bad anyways little kid that was just don't even oh no all our comments aren't working darn it that's too bad anyways yeah so that's what we did this weekend can you actually come before puberty i don't know i'm not a guy yes you can i was shooting loads long before i was fucking had a hair well then they had to been blanks in right i wasn't sampling them and i didn't try to see if they worked on anything you know i remember the first time i had pre-com i was like oh because that felt kind of good and then it's like well the first time i actually came and then you're like then you're like a little kid you get like stupid because you're like it's like playing with the first time you come it's kind of like fucking rubber cement remember how you put it on it's all like feels weird like well this feels weird what is it you're like sitting you know whatever and you don't realize when you just, it's kind of like fucking rubber cement.
Remember how you put it on? It's all like, it feels weird. You're like, well, this feels weird. What is it? You're like sitting there, you know, whatever. And you don't realize when you just wipe it on the side of the bed that it makes it sticky or crunchy the next day. Oh, my God. So these are all important things, lessons that you learn in your masturbating career. So picture this.
By the time we got to, I think it was fourth grade is when we had this sex talk thing and and you know and my brother had warned me he's like look because you know dads took you up to up to that right it was like three two two or three weeks in a row on a tuesday whatever so we'd go you had to sit through this video and then you know dad would take us to fucking you go out to fucking burgerking and sit in the parking lot and talk about what you learned or whatever and you watch your dad fucking struggle through this mega awkward conversation especially knowing the shit i know about my dad later in life you know so the the thing is is my brother told me he's like okay the first time they see penis every laugh don't laugh that pisses dad off to no end And I'm like which still at 49 years old penis it's kind of funny somebody's a penis but anyways so but i knew not to but as they're talking about shit i'm sitting there like there were literally kids and you know because the girls had their separate and the guys that they're there and now don't talk about this with the girls in the class that was a big lecture of.
Of course, the next couple of days, we're all like, hey, what did you learn about? Period. Yay. Penises do what? But there's a lot of people in the class that had no fucking clue, right? And for me, I'm sitting there going, so that's the official name of that. You know? So I'm like, it's not that my penis is leaking.
That pre-cum oh okay oh my god it is natural to wake up with a raging heart on i can remember a kid i'm not gonna say his name because god with my lucky be listening i don't want a lawsuit i can remember when they were talking about waking up with morning wood you know with a morning erection and him going i don't get those and i remember i and i felt bad because his he he did not have a dad and and his mom was there and so you know god love her and she's a super nice lady he had an older sister so but she'd been through this with the older sister but now it's the guy you know so she's sitting with all these dads and of course she's just like fac bomb and all these dads are trying not to snicker because of course then the kids are looking to see if they can snicker you know whatever and i'm sitting there going i can't even imagine waking up with my if i woke up at that age with my dick not hard i'd have been terrified i don't want running going mom it's broken it's broken what the fuck was going on my dick was hard from age fucking four until like oh we'll say five we'll say five until like the last year and a half when i started to get old now now i just gotta pee now it's like well don't touch it i gotta pee but yeah so there you go nebraska's weird because my sex talk we lived in texas okay and it was just all the girls go into this room and all the guys go into this room.
Parents were not present. Oh, yeah. It was like the female teachers got to tell us that you're going to get hair and your ovaries will start producing eggs. And then you're going to get a period. Great. Did they ever tell you you were going to be a bitchy as fuck when that happened? No, that wasn't until high school. Hey, you want to know what's funny? They didn't tell that either. There was a girl in my high school, or I was what? I was sophomore, junior in high school, and this girl, we had to talk about it in biology or some stupid shit, and it was a student teacher. Was she hot?
And the girl next to me, who's now a nurse, believe it or not, goes, well, why are women usually bitchy? Because you're bleeding and you won't die, that's why. She goes, well, if you're, or no, a guy said that, I think. No, she said it because I was just like, really? Because she sat right next to me. And she goes, well, you know, when your uterine line comes out, you tend to get bitchy. And every guy nods accordingly. Uh-huh. I can actually tell you, so the sex-toxic kids was worthless. And then I didn't have to come home and talk to my parents about it. Well, yeah.
See, when we had health classes. The only lecture I got was, don't do it. Yeah, well, that always worked out well. Yeah, how was your sexuality?
When we were in high school, Mrer i'll say something because he was cool as fuck he was a basketball coach and health teacher and he taught part of health class we had to take with sex ed and he started off the best way any teacher ever he goes all right we all know y'all gonna think this funny as shit whatever get out a piece of paper write down every fucking dirty word dirty fucking slang term sex shit that you know and we'll turn it into the end of class go and that's all we did for the first class for 45 minutes and we are filling note pages for and so then the next class period walk into his room it's pussy cunt dick click cock knocker you know all this shit just this he had he had a board in a huge room and it was filled it probably had 300 i mean there's shit i didn't know people like i've never we're walking around laughing he's like okay everybody get up walk around read them and we're laughing and and then he's like he'd be walking around and he'd see people he goes anybody have any questions about any of them oh no one's gonna fucking admit they don't know what it is and he'd walk up goes he was watching so when somebody like paused you know see with buddies like oh what the fuck go well then what's that well then you'd have to admit you didn't know he's like okay he goes let's not be fucking stupid about this we all know you're not calling them vaginas and penises.
And you're calling them, you know, cocks. And I think one was like a cum dumpster or something. He goes, that's what you're saying. He had three boys. His middle son and I were really good friends who was in our class. He was in my health class, actually, his middle son. So, I mean, it was like, you know. So, lots of people shared lots of stories. I did not share the story about, he asked how, one of the things was how old were you when you first masturbated, and it was anonymous, so, you know, we put our ages down, but I didn't go into any more detail than that. Were you the youngest?
Or did you not share that with the class? No, there was like three because i thought i was five it would officially would have been four but it it was like there was there was like three what was it was like two girls and there's four of us because two girls and two guys that put age five down for uh jacking off now here's what's funny of the, two of those girls had at least one kid before they graduated from high school. And one of us, only one guy had not had sex before they were out of high school. We know that wasn't you. Yeah, we know that.
I didn't fuck that much in high't, I blossomed in college. Tell that to your speech and debate team. Look, we made out a lot, and there was a lot of other shit going on, and whatever, but I didn't, I was always fucking little younger girls. I was going, I was a senior.
My, my best friend and I were seniors, and we were dating freshmen, and we used to, and this is so horrible, we used to laugh about the fact that, you know, because we were seniors, they go, yeah, we'll go to the end, and it's like, but we weren't, we weren't trying to take advantage of them, I mean, we'd strongly encourage them to suck our I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to're seeing it and it's like but you we weren't we weren't trying to take advantage of him i mean we'd strongly encourage him to suck our days but we weren't trying to fuck him i didn't i didn't fuck i didn't fuck my girlfriend until after we broke that girlfriend until after we broke uh no no it was before it was when I had mono When I said mono My senior year I was recovering Mom and dad were gone And I fucked her on the stairs Yep On the stairs?
On the stairs Yep She only let me fuck her in bed Like one time And then she's like I think that She was afraid of getting pregnant Which I get Because we were stupid kids back then And she's like I think I think that We should try anal I don't know.
think that i she was afraid of getting pregnant which i i get because we were stupid kids back then and she's like i think i think that we should try anal i was like uh hello yeah she she was getting ready to go into her sophomore year whatever and so it was the end of my senior year whatever and i was like i remember thinking because i had not fucked any chick in the butt at that point in time. So I was more than interested in trying. I mean, let's not kid ourselves. I was like, well, I'll be damned.
But I remember even thinking, I even said, because I'm like, if it kind of hurts in your badge, don't you think that, like, it's going to shred your ass?
I i mean i'm thinking that's really gonna be a bad idea and she's like fuck we had no idea about lube we had no we had no fucking early if you'd have said lube we probably if somebody said get lube i would have grabbed like cooking oil i didn't know no better corn is all it is fuck away we but she actually because you know what she did try we tried she wanted to try it and she tried a little bit of hand cream tip of my dick and i we didn't even get the tip in and i'm no porn star by any stretch and she was like she was instantly in tears and she and she's like i think it'll be okay and i I was like, no, is not because it was like this wasn't like oh ow that kind of hurts it was it you could see that it was that was such a horrible idea and it's like I did not want to hurt any you know I mean that was she's like well I think if we get it once we get it it started, it'd be okay.
And I'm going, no, I don't think it, I don't think it would have. So. Not if you're not. Needless to say, we never did that. Imagine that. So there, I'm not that much of a dick. College. Two drunk people in the night say, let's do it. Well, whatever. met me there i know i met you there not until second semester no well yeah well i met you but i didn't start fucking you until second till almost the end of second semester you're right so there was a whole lot of time between here and there where i i might have been running a buck that's That's right. It's coming up. 30 years. 30 blissful years.
Should we help some people now that we've fucking totally humiliated my ass and all this shit? That's not humiliating. It's fucking being coming. I can't say coming of age because you were far from it. I was coming. I was like Elvis. Elvis is my idol. What does Elvis have to do with He was getting pussy all over the place He got more pussy than he knew what to do with And I was finding pussy too Mine just happened to be stuffed Okay Anyways Good lord You said it So was I the first older person that you dated??
No Oh you had a prom date that was older Yeah and I fucked her too She probably Fucked more than you did Well no She fucked more people than you had I was going to say I get a boyfriend and fuck them like crazy Yeah no but yeah She fucked a lot of people Including the guy she cheated on me with So yeah absolutely She was older She was a great older Thank you. No, but, yeah, she fucked a lot of people, including the guys she cheated on me with. So, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. No, she was older. She actually, no, she was a grade older. I think she was the same year, same age, or not too much older.
Who knows? She was a fucking cunt. If you're listening, Michelle, let's fuck off. Anyways, okay. I'll say that out loud. Okay, what are you doing? I was reading your list. What? What? Your list. My list? Yeah, we did this again. Hookers and blah. Yeah. Yep. Okay, so, well, let's do a quick midway point here real quick. Hey, everybody. Is it already? Yeah, hey, everybody. Don't you forget. Check out fullswapradio.com. Check it out. There's an Android app coming very, very soon, an Apple app for Full Swap Radio. Check out our show, obviously, Crazy Truth, on Monday nights.
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Is he on? Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. State of the Union. All right. So what we're going to talk about Tonight First question, we've got a couple of questions One Which one do you want? 1, 2, 3, 4 Are you going to pick one or what are you doing? Four Okay Alright, this question Thank you. 1, 2, 3, 4 Are you going to pick one? What are you doing? Four Okay Alright This question comes to us He uses fucking paper I do use fucking paper What are you fucking Jesus This comes to us from Janet and Doug Janet and Doug I remember laughing You know why I laughed when I saw that? Why?
Because I'm pretty sure that's the name from Rocky Horror Picture Show I'll see you next time. This comes to us from Janet and Doug. Janet and Doug. I remember laughing. You know why I laughed when I saw that? Why? Because I'm pretty sure that's the name from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wasn't that the two main characters' names? Damn it, Janet. I don't know what his name was. I don't know. Anyways, all right. All they know is Damn it, Janet. Okay, so here's the thing. I want to screw. So here's the thing. All right, so they are writing to us.
They're writing to us from the major metropolis of Evansville, Indiana, I believe. I just have Evansville. Evansville. It's the Simpsons. Do. Anyways. That's pretty cool. It is just, I was putting no state, was it? Never mind. All right, so their question is this. So we are relatively new in the lifestyle, and- Beth says it's Brad. Oh, okay. Okay, that's right. Thank you for knowing your Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm going to give you a free set for that. Okay, so we're relatively new in the lifestyle, about a year, but we know from listening to you that the COVID makes us still very new.
They listen. They're listeners. Where is that? Oh, very new. We have started to go to events, and it's very exciting with all the new events going on and things happening all over the place. Meet and greets, parties, almost every weekend. There's so much to choose from.
You guys are so right how much fun the lifestyle is yeah they like us a lot okay awesome here is our question why is it that every event we go to it seems like people have to get naked an interesting thought uh everywhere we go people are getting naked all the time it's not that we like to be naked too and we want to have fun, but it seems like there are places that it's not necessarily correct to be naked. Like you say all the time, vanilla bars don't act like swingers if you don't want to be found out in vanilla places and vanilla bars.
And people are constantly getting naked, constantly trying to get us naked, and we wondered if that's just the thing and maybe we're just doing it wrong. Hoping that you can help us out, trying to stay dressed and only get naked when it's right. Help us. I thought that was a great question. So here's the thing. So, yeah, no shit. We're not going to the same parties, Brie. Exactly.
So I thought that was a a great question and i reached out to him because i was like i i want to find out what parties just like brie said what parties are these you're talking about house parties right that's what i thought no they're talking about uh meet and greets uh uh meet and greets in bars and other other places You can't get naked in a bar Meet and greets, meet and greets in bars and other places. You can't get naked in a bar. Meet and greets, meet and greets, hotel events, and just other, just lifestyle parties, not swinger, not sex parties, per se.
And I said, what do you mean sex parties? She goes, like house parties. That it's like places that people are getting naked everywhere. She goes, and having went through this with our own shit, I get it a little bit. People being naked outside in front of venues. People trying to take tops off in bars. Which I can say when I'm drunk, stupid things have been known to happen.
And just in their mind, why wouldn't you just go and take, why does everything have to be be naked to have fun their thing is is that they've had a great time hooking up with people having fun at the area of the event and then going somewhere else to go sometimes you can go to a party it just doesn't feel right to get naked or sometimes you're not in the mood you'd rather hang out drink have a good time but doesn't necessarily mean you want to get naked and then what about some of the girls that can't play and stuff and they're still required to get naked or is they allowed to keep the panties on well and i their big thing is they're not feeling comfortable because they don't feel like it's appropriate it's appropriate places and and honestly that's really okay this is starting to be a challenge because we got this question, today is Tuesday, and I got this question last Thursday.
And I was talking to some of my people at some other places, a couple people in Florida, a couple people in California, and another friend of mine down in Vegas, they are having problems with this all over the place that people, and I don't know if it's like people are just excited because we've been cooped up type thing, but people are thinking it is okay to just, we're, we're loud, we're proud and just getting naked wherever. So I was talking to my one gal A friend of mine in California And she said, this is interesting. I want you guys to hear this. Cause this is amazing point.
One couple, she puts on events, had to bust a couple for a fucking, uh, sucking dick outside of her event, outside public in public public and the couple equated it to well you wouldn't have a problem with it if we were a lesbian or gay couple making out no one would say anything sucking dick and and making out are two totally different but but the the part that it blew my mind away was it is the concept that's the thought process a lot of people have right now You know. Totally different things.
But the part that it blew my mind away was it is the concept, that's the thought process a lot of people have right now. I mean, it's like, oh, my God. I understand it's more acceptable now than it's been in a long time, but holy shit, hold on, we got people saying stuff.
Everybody on the page wants to know where the invites are christina i want to know where this is we'd have an awesome time just watching jesse cole and amanda why they may not feel comfortable and that's not good but aren't the basic norms and cultural rules in play yes they're supposed to be but not at a public no no no no that's what he's saying though in a the the social norms of of society still are engaged it's not legal to do that no i mean the thing is you can get public indecency and not to me okay you can get a party busted okay so in iowa we had gone outside and hopped into a jeep a bunch of girls topless yes just until just for a picture because everybody thought it'd be cute and one guy goes you know that in the state of iowa you can be if somebody calls the cops and they were to come out here you would get put on the sex offenders list yes i'm gonna explain that law okay real quick christina just but definitely have to have respect for the people in place you are at absolutely amy now i want to head to the nude beach down the way yeah amy's in mexico yes of course you do and i want to be there with you uh okay so in iowa the law is if the police roll if the police would have rolled up on all you girls out there in the Jeep topless, you all could have got cited for public indecency.
No problem. But if the police are called, if somebody in one of the other rooms would have called the police because you were doing it, you would have been on the sex offenders list.
Now, every place is different, but the key is respect for the the place look we're gonna have this birthday bash coming up it is at a small town community center it is by a neighborhood you if somebody's outside sucking dick and cops roll up you you're you're going to jail and there's not a thing anybody can do about it i mean it so one okay save it for the lifestyle friendly campgrounds well here's the deal save it for the room go go get a hotel room if you want to do it outside right yeah exactly there there are outside events that it's designed that you can have we we go to one we have our crazy summer nights one bone stock is one we go to people have camp outs there's places to have because we know public sex or outdoor sex is a thing but you can't just you can't just have it you can't just have it anywhere it it it doesn't work that way and and here's the other thing just because it's a swinger event doesn't mean that you just fuck or get naked wherever you want to like no it's that's if it god i can't you know how do you even put it in content are some of these people required to get naked no i know not that they said i'm sure there are people that are i'm sure there's peer pressure as hell which is gonna be my next thing is why why in the fuck you should I'm sure there are people that are I'm sure there's peer pressure as hell Which is going to be my next thing Why in the fuck You should never feel pressured So we used to hang out with a couple And she just loved to show off her tits Something fierce And always in a public bar Would like have her tits out Whether it be to flash somebody because we've seen her do that across the room or to get a picture and has gotten us thrown out of bars for doing that plus it's embarrassing as fuck now okay now i kind of put a one we have been at meet and greets and somebody shows tits in a group and it's back and quiet out of the way there's we're talking about being in your face about it versus a subtle little tit flash yeah there's a there's a huge there's a huge difference there plus there was no pressure to have anybody else do it also now the guy that you're talking about there was pressure for other people to do it also the one that i'm talking about look we've been a couple events the last couple weeks where girls show intense in in a bar but it was within our group and it was not there was nobody else who was going to see shit and it was a quick tip flash and it was no big deal and you can have your back to right people but there was no pressure it wasn't a way to get other people to do it now this girl prided herself on making sure everybody could see her yes she was a complete voyeur which if voyeurism is your thing rock on but you got to know when you can and can't do it just because look the cops don't call it kink shaming they call it illegal there's a huge difference there whatever but the bigger thing is is and this is what i reached out to with them also was they are feeling pressure to then be naked also like then they're getting hounded and it's like again your body your rights you never have to get naked if you don't want to get naked ever Again, your body, your rights.
You never have to get naked if you don't want to get naked. Ever. And you never should. And spouses, I've said this before on the show, I made that mistake at one point in time when we were new, going, come on, everybody else is flashing their tits, show your tits. Until we had a really good discussion about how that made you feel.
don't make that mistake they're you you have to be comfortable and the thing is is i'm telling you people although we're the lifestyle is more fucking coming out and and whatever if you look at society as a whole there's a lot of things in play right now that are going ultra conservative the other way, and that's going to clash eventually, and the thing is is that, I'm telling you, what will happen, it's going to be bad, society as a whole is not ready to go, we love old swingers, yay swingers, they're not not there yet i don't know if they'll ever be there maybe in your area they are but i can tell you ask anybody any single person that has put on an event ask them how easy it is to find places because there's a there's a couple here locally that are putting on events and doing a great job have a couple of friends that own a couple of different bars and were turned down by a couple of their friends because they didn't want their bar to get known as a swingers bar that's a friend that's friends bringing a lot of money in there that's a friend so you gotta stop and think okay since you chose that one i'm gonna choose this other one because this is the other one that ties right into it okay okay all right so we're falling through there's been some other great comments uh i think setting jesse put i think setting content is very key here absolutely uh holly put is holly had put there's a time and place for everything including when and where where, not to scene or play.
Absolutely. Thank you very much, Holly, for putting that in there, including that very magical word, scene. For those of you who don't know, that means BDSM. Guess what? You may do it through your clothes. It doesn't mean it's okay every time to flog somebody in public. Just saying. Might want to keep that in mind because some people might not know how to take that. Just throw FY. Okay. So my, the, God.
some people might not know how to take that just so fy okay so my the god okay so this this question this ties in i was all going to turn what you did so i had to just put together better okay this comes to us from r&r out of Oklahoma. That's all they gave me. Okay? Rest and relaxation. Rest and relaxation. R&R out of Oklahoma. Okay. They put, we are super excited about the lifestyle. We are having so much fun. There's so many big events and parties to go to. There are so many different clubs down in our area, and we travel around.
Apparently, when I talk to them, they're close to the Texas border. So they go to events in Texas, and they go to an event in Oklahoma, and they go to an event. They're kind of in a location they get at all kinds of places. Okay. So we go to places all over. We are starting to find that some places are more fun than others. Okay.
and the reason why we say this is that we didn't know because maybe we're just too new but we feel like some clubs uh or some no no that some places that we go we are required to participate in everything whether we want to or not we sometimes we like to go a, to a club or resort and just relax and just kind of hang out and then do what we do as we feel. Even though sometimes it's that time of the month for the, for Mrs. R, she, we still like to go. We like to people watch. We still like to do things. And we feel like there are certain places we can't go because we are pressured.
So I reached out on that one because i thought that was interesting because i'm going what kind of stuff are you being pressured on right i mean that ultimately was like like my question really one okay so they've been in the lifestyle about two years but they have not they're new to going to bigger events okay so before they had they had been kind of on some sites apparently done some house parties but had decided in recently or in the last eight nine months to try to branch out and do some bigger events and bigger things so that's very cool they're trying to to do stuff that's neat and new and exciting but they started to run into i said what kind of things are are what do you what do you mean you're forced to do things you know i'm sitting there going i'm my mind needs to go to worst case scenario right and the first thing i said was it's not we're not forced to like do orgies or stuff like that but if they have activities and events like if we just want to go hang out by the pool and chill he goes there there's a resort place in texas apparently that there's a lot of events that sometimes they'd like to just go hang out by the pool but there's other things going on games contests uh games contests and and sometimes classes or whatever and we were told if we don't participate we have to leave and at one point in time we weren't that at one point in time one of them was not feeling well and uh so they were told they weren't gonna be allowed to come back again because that because they did not participate and so their question is is that right is that normal And I'm just like Wow, now So my next question was, and I already knew the answer.
Have you ever been to one of our events? And they have not. Because I only ask that because I can't speak for, we haven't been to events all over the country. You know, we've been to some. We can only speak about events that we've been to.
And that's kind of how try to compare it so uh jesse put no respectable establishment in the lifestyle ever require you to do shit even big events the hedonisms have safe zones even big events like hedonism have safe zones that's fucking huge that is a major fucking problem to have to anybody we say it all the time the lifestyle is a choose your own adventure so you can't even go watch the event let's say let let's say that if you were at crazy summer nights and we were having the milf thing that everybody would be required to participate and they couldn't just watch they had to either they had to either be there and watch or participate but they had to go to their own thing no they had to be active in it so real quick bill put yeah sorry if you're being uh pressured to participate in activities you're not comfortable doing then i suggest you respectfully tell the people thank you but no thank you no means no and consent required absolutely christina consent no means no no matter the content exactly holly red flags yeah and here's what it is look when you put on events i get that the bigger the crowd the bigger a group the more wow the event seems so okay we're gonna use crazy seminar and okay before we go further make sure everybody understands this we use our events not because they're perfect not because they're they're the end all be all but because we're there we know what we're talking about with those we're using it as an example we when we did when we did the uh the fuck what's that called sand the tossing the beanbag fucking toss whatever the fuck that is they played all bagsain bags.
Okay. It was a turn of things. We had 136 people at the campground. Not all 136 people were there watching. I didn't even watch. No. There was a small group that were watching, and it kind of came, and people were... Cornhole. There you go. Thanks, Bill. People were coming and going at their own will. There were some people watching from the pool or having to look over because they were in the pool and it was by the pool. There were people back in their camp sites.
There were back fucking there were people inside enjoying the ac there were people was it like this major like oh my god wow event no but everybody who was involved with it was having fun when the milf contest as an example happened it was i'll have to admit it was pretty fucking cool because uh almost everybody in the campground was out in that general area again some were in the pool some were down at the lake some were sitting watching some were sunbathing everybody just happened to be in that general area that's really cool weren't you fucking uh Yeah i was actually uh so but the the thing is is but there are also people that were sitting hanging out back back in their camp napping there were people there were people talking there were people i was watching the event there is no fucking i'm sorry if you're if you are so insecure that you have to make your people that come to your event pay to come to your event you don't have the right to tell them what to do no and and this and everybody a bunch of people hit it right this consent thing it's not just about sex you know what if there's an orgy going on and you don't feel comfortable and it's open to watch but you don't feel comfortable then you shouldn't have to watch it that's like telling everybody when they come to to our camp out that they as soon as that doors the gates close you have to strip your naked it's the reason we one of the main reasons why and and here's the deal this is not a rip on natural pines they've been great yeah but one of the reasons we go to natural pines quite honestly is it is it is a clothing optional.
They have people that are regulars that pull up that literally are naked as soon as they get out of their car. But there's people like me that don't feel comfortable being naked. And all points in between. And that's why we go there because there are a lot of nudist camps that it's required.
If you're going to cross this door, you have to and the thing is is this bullshit i'm sorry you're paying to go to their event if i pay to go to the movie and the movie sucks and i get up to walk out and you tell me i have to sit down uh fuck you there's going to be a fist fight well i mean seriously it's that same thing uh d puts the point is to have a good time and your idea of a good time might be different than mine very true exactly it and and here's the thing i i'm gonna i'm gonna just put it out there because i don't care honestly i i don't give two falling fucks if you're if you are at an event and they do that if you even not even if they do it purposely if you feel that way you know the best way to fucking solve the problem it's with your dollars don't ever go back because I'm telling you what right now here's the deal if they'll do that for their activities.
If they're going to pressure people for their activities. Whatever it is. Like this place in fucking Texas. They can't go lounge by the pool. Because there's something they have to go sit in. To look like they're participating. If they're going to do that with that. Well then what the hell is it going to be like. If you have a problem with somebody.
With non-consent touching you better hope it's not somebody that's one of their people or one of the people that participate better than you do it that's a scary thing uh chris you had our orgies we encourage people to just watch the exhibitionists need voyeurs to watch them and and here's the and rock on if they feel comfortable great they don't, you should be able to leave. You're not going to lock the doors on them. You just, God. And if you paid for an event, and all of a sudden you get there, and you just don't feel like doing shit. Or you just don't feel like, you don't feel into it.
Maybe the first day you were, and the second day you're like, eh, you know, I'm really not feeling it. I'd rather just sit here. Yeah. Ain't anybody going to tell me what to do? No. You got my money. So what the fuck do you care? I've turned around to a college professor and said, you don't like it. I pay your salary. Exactly. Yeah. And it's God's honest truth. You know, look, people. Okay. Here's how this hierarchy chain works in the lifestyle. So everybody understands this. Okay. You, the individual is at the very top of the most powerful area, the most powerful person in lifestyle.
You, the individual, each one of you that are listening, you, every man, Lyle Bremser, every man, woman, and child, every man, every woman, you are the most powerful person in the lifestyle. You're more powerful than any event planner, any club owner, any podcaster, any any celebrity any group, anything in the lifestyle. That's how this works. It's your body. You know what? It's your dick. It's your pussy. You control it. You have the complete power and stay over it 110%.
It is your dollars, your time's the deal you know what no podcaster is worth a shit if nobody listens no event planner is worth a shit if nobody shows up your dollars is what gives us the ability to do these events it is what it so again the power completely falls to you don't ever lose sight of that now understand if you're just a douche fuck then we're gonna kick you out of everything we do okay that's a different ballgame but but the reality is is that it's truly you it's he man i have the power it is what it is man and i think we forget that i mean a kick-ass band okay because i'm a huge music nut right i love i love music kind of kind of okay so if you take a band like if you take we'll take individuals so if you take elvis presley has been dead since 1977 and still sells thousands of records why because people still believe he's the king of rock and roll okay and then you can take a band like oh fuck give me give me a band give me give me a band that that's that's i don't fucking know i don't know i don't know and you you take it you take a band like kiss for example which is still a major band but they don't generate the major revenue they did in the 70s why because people have made that switch they've made that change okay it's the same thing in the lifestyle you're only get to be on top and to be and do these cool things as long as the individuals allow us to and honestly any group club event venue whatever that is disrespecting you the individual their customer yes nickelback better choice nickel uh you customer, you, their customer, and you are being disrespected like that, don't support them.
Don't do it. Don't. Because that's not okay. Customer service does mean something. It really does. And especially, look, my newest rant will be coming next week. We'll hit on some of this stuff more about where the lifestyle should be in life. But we only have so much time. We all have family. We have other shit. Maximize it. Don't give it. And don't let anybody fucking bully and push you around. God, I hate that fucking shit. No. I should use a music reference and fucked it all up. You have some. There's quite a few bullies out there. Oh, my fucking God.
And that's, as an adult, that shouldn't even exist. What we need to do is start a fucking thing that when you're convicted of being a bully by your peers, okay, what should happen is, in the lifestyle, you should have to be naked and you're junk put in some sort of fucking like the old time stockades, and people can walk up and slap it with a board. That's for being a bully. Take that, little penis. Somebody might like it. Take that, clit. Well, if they like it, then you find something they don't like. Then tickle it and rub it all nice. I don't know. Call it names. I don't know. Whatever.
Just saying. Just saying. All right. Well, with that, what a great fucking show. Was that a good show? Mm-hmm. You having fun? You having fun? Wait a little people leave. They're like, fuck, get out of here. Let's go. All right. Well, with that, what a great fucking show. Was that a good show? Mm-hmm. You having fun? You having fun? Wait till people leave. They're like, fuck, get out of here. Let's go. All right. Well, with that being said, Taser, I like that. I've seen somebody get tased on their penis before. That was where it was.
The one guy thought he was going to like it, but he was drunk until he got zapped on a penis and dropped him like a rock. Anyways. All right. So with that being said, hey, once again, let's give another shout out to our sponsors. ASN Lifestyle Magazine. What do smart swingers do? They read. If you want to know what's going on. They slow down. They slow down. If you want to know what's going on in the lifestyle around you, the world it is, check it out. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Don't forget to get some, quite seriously, some very beautiful artwork.
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You know what happens when Miss Amanda has cake? Dirty whore. Anyways. Nothing in public. Nothing in public. But behind, if you get her into the fucking hotel room with cake, it's on. Yeah, so with that being said, we're going to get out of here doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Casbah Style, out. Bye.
