Send us Fan MailSo this week we have some serious fun. We talk about Amanda s Lunch Date and yes we give her all kinds of shit but she talks about how she even still gets nervous. Then we are off to the races with helping other people. We first help a couple to figure out Jizz Etiquette and a better way to spit out the load that she loves to earn but does not want to taste. Let me tell you you have not lived unless you hear Ms Amanda describe the taste of CUM it is awesome, but wait we are not done yet. We head to the west coast to help a couple that is new at playing alone deal with the issue of unwanted marks, It is awesome doing the show in front of our live Kasbh Group as they had some great insight and thoughts. Check out the show you will be glad you did. Want to hear the rest of our shows? www.buzzsprout.com/18336 http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.karrieart.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagramSupport the show
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I'm your host and prima donna with the most coal, and I'm here with the and possibly accident prone if we make another bald joke miss amando hey we're here to tantalate titillate and i'm here to touch myself just my hair yeah uh so that all night long to help us all be better at swinging whatever i don't fucking know i didn't shave i didn't do the under the neck thing and it's starting to get away from me again So I gotta do that Because I'm like a dog with fleas But only in the lower half Don't worry ladies It's not crabs It's just fleas Anyways So this is For those of you following along at home Which I'm sure you all are Let's see what is it Well the whiteboard says it's season five episode 197 197 microphone i don't have to i can fucking be in another room and my shit will be heard fucking loud are you is yours even on yes it is oh look at that i'm not yelling i'm not yelling well i'm echo we gotta buy new equipment we seriously there's nothing wrong with our equipment we just have to, there's shit wrong with it.
We need new equipment. No, we need to learn how to use it. We don't need to know how to shit. The technical people need to learn how to use it. That's one of the co-host duties. Actually, we've got somebody on our page that we may have to bring into our fucking... Slap me, bitch, and I'll fucking kill you. I want... Owl. You want to pick my nose? Come here. Give me your fucking hand. No, I don't want to pick you. Give me your hand.
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You don't know that. There's bathrooms at the old Cracker Barrel. There's cars. We're going with somebody different for lunch. So this person we're assuming has a car, right? You're a dick. You're right. That's funny. You know it. We're right by a hotel. You're right by multiple hotels. Who lets you check in at 11 o'clock? Anybody, if you say, hey, we're going to go fuck. No, but you can sit in the parking lot. Okay, so you're going to suck a dick at lunch. Maybe. I'm just being a dick to be a dick. The last time I did this, now everybody brings their cake. Just fucking saying. So true.
So true. I got a bitch about cake. By the way, just so you know, anybody who's listening right now, if you don't know, we do this from our live Facebook audience. I'm KazBank. Shh. It's secret. Don't tell. I fucked that up. It's secret. Don't tell the others. You fuck a lot of shit up. I do, I can shit up all over the place. So, you're going out to lunch tomorrow. Yes, we have never met in person. We just chatted a little bit, and we realized that we weren't right down the street from each other. Incomenient.
The last time that happened, you found out that your place of employment had a breastfeeding room That was somebody I worked with He wasn't down the street It would look weird if somebody just walked in out of the street And headed to the breastfeeding room Yeah, it would be kind of fucked up It would be funny because actually Having worked in that same industry for as long as I did I'd like to see how long it took before somebody noticed And went, hey, wait a minute. Because they probably could pull it off. Just saying.
There was a tough couple of times where, you know, we tried to leave at different times. So it wasn't so obvious. You know, it was. Sneaking out, Pink Panther staff. Anyway, so well, that would be fun. My boss is gone. We can walk by the window. It only looked weird when he saw you, like, crawling on the floor underneath the window, so people couldn't see you doing like a military crawl. I never did that. You could have. No. See, now I'm loud. Loud, soft. Loud, soft. Where am I? I don't know. You suck. Probably. So, yes, we're going to lunch tomorrow to meet each other. Sweet.
What are you going to have have i just didn't know wow have you checked have you checked the menu ahead of time cracker barrel well have we never been there before i know but you you do the diet thing this way you don't have to have that like that awkward thing i Well, there's two things I can get. This one. Chicken and dumplings or chicken tenders. Well, I'm just saying, this way you don't have that weird, out on the phone. I know, because we're married, I'm used to it, you're checking points.
If you're new and meeting for the first time, you don't know, it can look like you're disinterested when that's really not the case. You're just checking points. Well, I'll check it before I go and see what I'm in the mood for, before I just decide. Now, because you dropped me off, he is going to promptly pick me up at 11.30. Sweet. Well, there you go. What time am I dropping you off? Oh, yeah, I'm dropping you off like Crackadon. I'm sorry, am I? What time's lunch? Are you new here? Pretty much. I didn't know what time of lunch.
I should be like the creeper dude and just go get a table like 10 minutes earlier. Keehee! You would, though. No, I wouldn't do that. Bullshit. It'd be funny as fuck. If Bree lived in Lincoln, but I could get Bree to do it with me, just saying. For those of you who don't know Bree, some point in time you'll meet Bree. You'll meet Bree and then you'll understand. Because that'd be funny and you know it. That would be fucking hilarious. We're going to have a nice time. You know what's what really we should do?
I should have Bree come up sometime and have her and I just go into the fucking nursing room because that would be, they know me at your baseball because I used to work there. Yeah, but you don't work there anymore. I know, but just be like, oh, hey, Cole. No one would think anything about it when I headed towards that area because they know.
Are you on crack today crack today It would be fucking hilarious Except Brie and I Wouldn't be able to Quit laughing all the way up there We'd be giggling We'd just give it away Because we'd be being retarded And this is how We got arrested That'd make for a fun podcast So can I tell you I'm like slightly nervous Really Yeah Well can you explain why. God, you're a dick. Well, no. I mean, actually, no. This is actually, we're here to help people. Remember, that's what we do, right? Deep down in the recesses of our fucking twisted world we live in.
But it just shows, okay, you've been in the last almost 11 years. And it's still, but it just shows that it's natural. If it's somebody you've never met before, great, did you chat? Well, right. But meeting face-to-face is a little bit more nerve-wracking. And here's the thing. What a great point, though, to make is that it's natural. Is it really? You're such a dick. Why am I a dick?
I'm trying to do something that we can show to help somebody Think about people that are new that are like I don't know why I'm getting nervous about meeting somebody Actually as soon as I get in his car Or truck or whatever it is The nerves will go away Yes You do the check going downstairs And you know the morning is gonna just fucking drag of course it will of course it will because guess what i did all my work today so i have nothing to do tomorrow that absolutely nothing okay so now but now but let me ask you this because this would be a good thing for for people too new people especially what's that Okay, so is it but let me ask you this, because this would be a good thing for people, too, new people especially.
What's that? Okay, so is it, okay, again, obviously, there was a time where we didn't play alone, so this would have been, you know, like, even not play, not that they're going to play, but meeting alone, we wouldn't have done that. So, now. Apparently 11, who goes to lunch at 11 unless you plan to fuck? Someone that goes to work at 6 a.m., that's the ones that plan to lunch at 11 unless you plan to fuck. Someone that goes to work at 6 a.m. That's the ones that plan to go at 11. Well, now I know if I ever get a real job again, I'd be like, I'd like to have my lunch at 11.
The person that I played with over lunch, they didn't get to take lunch until 12.45. I almost starved to death. It was horrible. Are you talking about here? Yeah No, I had a snack first It's all good You're such a dork No, so See the shit I put up But the thing is Even though after 11 Fuck off, cunt As God is my witness Fuck off The thing is Even though you've been doing this a long time Is it weird What do you feel about the concept of We'll be right back. As God as my witness, fuck off.
The thing is, even though you've been doing this a long time, is it weird or what do you feel about the concept of, you know, it's tomorrow is a Wednesday. In the middle of the day, you're going to go and go to, I don't want to say a date because it's not a date you're going to have lunch, but you know what I mean. It's not a play date, obviously.
You're doing lifestyle things in the middle of the day how does that feel and the reason why I ask this is that you stare at me stupidly like I'm trying to be a cunt nugget is that is that because that was something that the gal that came over and had lunch with me the one day or I had that as a sandwich however you want to say it uh they know at her work and so you know she was like yeah I'm gonna go to lunch i'm like with no lunch sack and she's like yeah oh oh good god so so is is there anything that's like i'm trying to get out for new people that might be listening well i want to laugh because i used to fuck a guy at work we would go into bath, and when he got into work at 8 o'clock in the morning, there would be a random 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
Hey, come to the conference room. Okay. So what this tells everybody who's listening is bring cake and apply at Ms. Amanda's Place of Employment. No. I'm here for the interview. Sarah, why do you have cake? No reason? No. Stop. If you two would like to ship a cake. Oh, God. No, I know what you used to do, but you weren't nervous to go to work every day because there was a chance you were going to fuck. No, but the very first time that we hooked up, I was. I was like, holy shit, I think this is going to happen. Is this really going to happen? Oh, my God, it's going to happen. Okay, well, okay.
I should have saved those text messages. Yeah, no shit. You know, just because those were fucking hilarious aspects. Oh, my God, I think we're going to fuck. Okay. I don't know where. Maybe not. Yep, I think we are. I don't know where we're going. I think there's a closet. Cole, where are some of the places you used to work here? Where are some of the places we can go fuck? And I believe my text back was, why the fuck am I having to tell you the secret places to go fuck? That's not my job. Where should you go fuck? Well, wait a minute. There's a nursing room. There's a nursing room?
I didn't know. Yep, there's a nursing room. We're going to go in there. I don't think anybody's ever been in there before us. Yeah, we were fucked there. There might have been some cum on the floor. That was kind of how those text messages went. Just saying. We're kind of giving the wrong impression i was trying to make this into something positive yeah i know i know and the fact that he's listening doesn't help well no okay but like no but okay but here's the thing okay but seriously there is there is a little bit of of nerves I have never met him face to face. Right.
So there's always nerves in that. You've always been the person I've hid behind. Right. I won't be there. I won't. Well, I hope not. Brie, we're not welcoming. No. We're not welcoming. No hiding in restaurants. So, but it's like, okay, do I look like my pictures? Do I not look like my pictures? Okay. So today he got an unfiltered one so he knew what I look like. Keep talking. So, I don't know. But then I am way little. I don't know how that's going to... I mean, it's not going to go over horribly. It's going to be like, oh, you're so little. No, you're fun-sized.
We've been through this before. You're fun-sized. And, Brie, we can go hide in the parking lot. I was joking around. I was doing yoga. And I'm like, I look down at my legs. I'm like, fuck, your legs are short. 51, almost 51 years old, and like a baby discovering their feet, she just found her legs. I just go, damn, they're short. So I measure them from the crease of my leg down to my ankle. Well, don't leave us in suspense. How fucking tall are they, for the love of fuck? 24 inches. She's got T-Rex legs. Rawr. Oh, my God. It's only two feet long.
And I'm the one being accused of being on crack time. Oh, my God. Oh, weird. Two feet long. Okay. Well, so, okay. So you'll take a step stool. That'll be good. Okay. That's not going to help. I need a fucking ladder. I see a spider monkey situation. Eee. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
So the thing is that, look, the reality of all this shut is, all this shut, no, no not shut shit is that that it doesn't matter how long you've you've done this shit it's people when you're dealing with people you're gonna deal with nerves you're gonna deal with like you know there's excitement because it's it's always a lot of excitement it's always no matter what else what does or does not come of a meeting meeting new people especially when you're kids it's easy to make new friends you know somebody walks here oh my god okay but you know the thing is is that as an adult it's harder so it is exciting to meet new people no matter what no matter what else comes of it's a new interaction and that's fun and that's exciting that's what it's that is the very exactly what the lifestyle is supposed to be maybe i need to bring shots to work there you go nothing says like i'm prepared like shooters what are you doing no what's gonna be funny is to see how many of your co-workers go to fucking uh cracker cracker barrel tomorrow that'll be funny just saying but it's just.
It doesn't matter. No, but I just think, I think it is, this is like the perfect example there is. It's, there's a, it's a no pressure situation, no expectation situation. It's just meeting. It's just human interaction. There's excitement. I'm going to guess there's probably excitement on his part too.
There's that is like if you wanted the perfect put it in a glass frame that bitch put it up for what the lifestyle is supposed to be right there it is like all the way across the board you've you have chatted so you don't have the awkwardness of having never you know like no clue like hi i am you are and then sit there and stare at each other but by the same token there it's it's just it's just interaction people interaction and that's fucking badass that why are you looking at me like that like you're looking like that like not allowed to look at you well you can't but i mean it's it's it i feel i get this vibe of like like you think i'm like like laying like a like a trap line out or something like i'm trying i'm not i'm just i think it you know it's gonna be i think it's really cool i'm glad for you that he has a car well i it's gonna be cold as fuck tomorrow seriously not as cold as it was today nothing says oh i can't wait to meet Then fucking when you're in 17 layers Of your Nanook clothes Because you are cold anyways I don't dress like a Nanook If you had to run across the fucking parking lot today Your ass would have looked like a fucking Eskimo Running across there and I don't blame you I'd have still been in my same outfit I just would have been frozen solid Then it would have like oh my god there really is a smurf look there's a blue thing running over here it's been horrible right oh god okay shall we get on with the show so far we're off to a stellar sky tell him you're a midget porn stunt double you know what oh my god this just dawned on me and i know that she would be all in on this.
I think I'm going to end up sending Danny a message on this. I think you two, that's for Halloween next year, need to go as a star and your stunt double. That would be funny as fuck. Okay, that's... And porn star stunt double. Porn star stunt double. Sometimes you wonder what the fuck is going on. Currently it's a porn star stunt double for midgets. That's just me. I don't think we can pass for each other. There comes the name of the show. Porn star stunt double. Oh, God. Give me a minute. Okay. Say something entertaining while I drink with you.
No, we'll let there be blatantly, blatant ass dry hair. Dry hair? Oh, no, dead hair. Okay, so. It is dry. Okay, so... It's fucking cold in here. You've got that going on. That'll be exciting. That's something cool for the week. We've got meet and greets this week. We've got a Thursday meet and greet. Are we going to get snowed out of that? Are we going to make it regardless? We're going to make it regardless. I'll power through that shit. I mean, I don't know. It just means I'll have to stay sober and we're taking the dogs for a sled dog home. That means Amanda gets to get drunk.
That's going to be funny. I have a fasting blood draw for Friday morning. Don't mind the alcohol. You'll be dehydrated as fuck, so it should work out. And then we've got a, then you've got a, we've got another one. We've got another one on Saturday, too. Yes, we do. My little buddy is going to be hurting. And by little buddy, I mean my liver. Just saying. Anyways, okay. So there we go. We've got a week. Depends on what the roads are like. We've got all kinds of excitement. Huh? Roadhead? What? There's no way you're going to get drunk and take your pants off in the car in the winter.
I know you. There's no way. Did he blast and hot enough? No, there's no fucking way. Wait a minute. Are you saying that I get drunk and take my pants off in the car? You've been known to. Slow down so the truckers can see. I've done that like once. Remember on your birthday when you were really excited back when you could do almost anything on Facebook in the group and you you were really excited because you took a video jacket off, so drunk, and you were so excited the next day because you did actually put it on our page and not on your regular Facebook wall?
That could have been a hell of a birthday party. Amanda, this is your dad. Son of a bitch. That was a long time ago. Yeah. Boy, that almost, that could have been horribly sad, too. Yep. You have to stay good. We're passing cops. What? Tits out. Legs up in the windshield. That was only in Lincoln. Yeah. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, no shit. We're like seven blocks from home. Hold it. Never mind. That was my 50th birthday. It was. And you're like, I'll bet if they pull this over, they'd like what they see. And I'm like, I'm sure they would when they're handcuffing my ass. But let's not, shall we?
That would have been perfect. What'd you do? Tried to fuck a cop. Anyways, okay. So, what are we doing? Should we actually do some helpful things? If you look at the teleprompter up there, do you see the teleprompter? Do you see the second half of the teleprompter? You don't need glasses. It's far enough away. No, the camera was in the wake, jackass. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Okay. So you see there's four. We having issues? Did you lose your brain in there? I have fucking wax boogie buildup. Shut up. So, there are four, there are four topics up there. Okay. That would be, she's shaking her head.
She's looking at this like play by play now. Coming in hot. Okay. Well, didn't we cover one of them? No. Oh, yeah. Well, no, we didn't. Well, I don't know. Did we? What she's trying to figure out. Well, I don't know. I technically don't think I've had lunch sex. Probably not. It's not actually about us. It's not what those topics are. Those are questions that are currently. I kind of like the first one. Okay. It's not for a subject.
It's just how you have it On the board What she's laughing about is So okay we have a bunch of different questions So to kind of choose I thought I would let I always get accused of like Miss Amanda Never gets any control of what we talk about Oh Jesus Christ So I just wrote four general topics Of the questions That we have up there, and I'm going to let her choose. So the general topics are spit with class, lunch sex, proper biting, and marks. Do we really know anything about proper biting? What is proper biting? No, you're... Or am I missing the point? You're missing the point here.
The point is, these are the general topics of the questions that I have tonight from people. They're not about us, okay? So one's about proper spitting. One's about spitting. Not proper, but, you know, spitting. One's about lunch sex, and that was not planned by me. One's proper, one's about biting, and one's about marks. So, you get to, you know, I was going to let you choose where you want. Wow, this segment went horribly wrong. This is like, now I know how David. Sex topics for 100. No shit.
This is, now I understand why, like, David Levin and stuff, they did rehearsals and they do this, whatever. Oh, God. Do you have issues with me? Not at all. This is not like stupid pet tricks, but it's getting there. We got people going, I want to teach proper biting. No. We got everybody going. There's no way to spit properly. Oh, Lord. Wow. Okay. Have you chosen a topic? I'll go with the spit. Is that your final answer? Swallow, don't spit. Swallow, don't spit. Yes. Okay. Spitting in class. Okay, well, first we're going to take halftime. Oh, Jesus.
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What the fuck is a tweet for? Bird. I didn't practice that one. I actually, I thought, yes, you can wear them under your scrubs. Absolutely. I thought that we had, I thought the other part would go smoother. So I didn't practice the midway thing, and I probably should have. What other part didn't go smoother? What? The picking of the, the picking of the question. Next time we're just going to draw out a hat. Okay. We're just going to go from here. All right. So this question comes to us from East Lansing. That would be in Michigan. Yep. Yep. There you go.
And this question is from Mark and Allison. All right. I think I know Mark and Allison. Different Mark and Allison, I'm probably sure, because I reached out to them. All right. So, we have been having a conversation about blowjobs. Sounds like a good conversation right off the bat. There you go. I love to give blowjobs. Blowjobs are awesome. I love to suck dick. I think Allison's the one writing the letter. Just saying. You don't know that. I don't know that. My husband also loves that I give blowjobs, but I do not swallow.
The problem we're running into is that a couple of times, once I've been drinking, I don't spit very ladylike. And my husband said that the wife of the other that we were hooking up with got offended and thought that was really gross and so now i'm very self-conscious about how i should spit without it being an issue but by the same token i still want to suck dick could you please help us to spit properly and spit pretty i just can't stand the taste of semen I'll see you next time. Bye-bye.
And spit pretty I just can't stand the taste of semen I was hoping you were going to choose that one I was really Hoping that you were going to choose that one So because I don't know Okay, so You like to suck dick when you're drunk. Maybe. Don't get all shy and fucking quiet now. You do. I have an oral fixation when I get drunk. Yes. And you're not the only one. You're not the only one. It's okay. You can swallow.
Now, I've never seen it, but I don't think if you went on like a dick sucking Like crusade If you had like 10 dicks in a row I don't see you swallowing all the way across the board there No I mean I can see you like You know I don't care what people say Cume tastes horrible It is salty snot There is nothing hot about it There's nothing sexy about it unless you like salty food i guess but it's salty snot so this begs the question miss amanda have you eaten your boogers with salt before no okay so that's a flying fuck okay so i had my cum yes i've tasted my own cum yeah i well i know you have i was there i watched it happen so okay so what you're saying is you're willing to to to take you're willing to to to do that for like holidays and birthdays i mean you've done it you've done if i'm drunk i have had the habit of doing it you have lots of that's what you're drunk don't we all I don't know.
I mean you've done it before If I'm drunk I've had the habit of doing it You have lots of habits when you're drunk Don't we all I think a time or two I've done it to you Just make you happy And happy it does And one other time The one guy at work Not that one But a different one That I took into a maintenance closet And sucked his dick in And I'm like He's like oh you're gonna swallow I'm like fuck what am I gonna do with it So I had to What else was I gonna do I was not prepared for this Okay so now I can see I guess to me I don't know God I'm such a whore No You're just a dick Not everybody gets away with this shit at work We went through this before Only instead of nom So the thing is I guess I can kind of see I hear it depends On what a guy eats There was one time because everybody talked about We'll see you next time.
I guess I can kind of see what. I hear it depends on what a guy eats. There was one time, because everybody talked about if you had enough pineapple, then it would make it taste sweeter. So he did nothing but eat pineapple. And it didn't change the taste of it at all. My shit smelled like tropical, but other than that, that was it.
Did you really just say that Okay so Here's the thing Let me ask you this I'm a little confused Because would you be grossed out If a chick's giving me a blowjob And whatever And she's going to spit out Would you be grossed out If I come and she you know, I come and she goes, and spits it out. Would that gross you out? Well, the thing is, there isn't, no one in the throes of the moment are prepared of what to do with it. Right. Are you carrying a towel with you so you can turn around and spit it into a towel? Well, I'm old. I'm old. I use a hanky still. So, come from smokers.
If you're bold, then I can never do it. That never do it that is actually true oh really well that could be it because you were smoking at the time yeah my penis would smoke out but i'm pretty sure sure the one i swallowed at work he's not a smoker no no the thing is okay here was the question i reached out to them i said where did this happen well there's a little more tweak to the story here they were in a hotel I don't know. The thing is, okay, here was the question. I reached out to them, and I said, where did this happen? Well, there's a little more tweak to the story here.
They were in a hotel room. Okay. She was drunk. Okay. And she just turned around and spit, and she spit it on the bedspread. Which, okay, I can kind of see that a little bit. But, I mean, it's like, by the same token, the other question I had was, did you know that he was going to come? I was going to say, if you know someone's going to come, then you can, it's like I do with a woman. If they're going to squirt or whatever, I just keep going with my fingers and back off. Right, and put on the snorkel and away we go. You can still hand jack them off if they're right there.
Well, and Todd put, on the cock and i was thinking that too just don't it'll go in your mouth but just let it drool down the way wait because i like to demonstrate stuff anyway so for those who just listened i just drooled on a pepsi bottle or Dr.
Pepper tequila might help yeah drinking it shot okay so but okay one one as a guy you should let it it's very rude to not let somebody know when you're about to shoot your load that's fucking whatever and it and that needs to be discussed ahead of time because a really good way to get your dick bit off is don't discuss ahead of time and fucking shoot your love in the chick's mouth when she doesn't like that or want that and have her clamp down. There was one time at a party party and I was really drunk. And I mean, really. And it was early. Yeah.
And some guy random, I was sucking one guy's dick. Wow, this sounds horrible. I don't know. Why does he keep going? Too late now. There was one guy, and I was sucking his dick. Another guy gets his out and says, here, suck it. And I wasn't paying attention to who it was, and then I sucked his dick, and then he came, and I looked up to see who it was, and then I was just like, oh my god, and I'm like spitting it all over.
It was very, it was entertaining as fuck was entertaining and then i was mad went over to you and told him what he told you what he did yes because and then i was mad so uh yeah so the the thing is is i think is one if if if it's predetermined that it's okay to come in your mouth and you don't like it then yes taking just a quick second to go have a tissue some toilet paper moving the trash can over if you're in a hotel it is well within reason if you're out camping get over it fucking you know spit it on the ground and move on but if you know yes you you probably should be a little more prepared than that i mean it by the same token look if if if you actually stop and watch I'll see you next time.
prepared than that i mean it by the same token look if if if you actually stop and watch fucking watch two couples fuck okay take the the hot part because it's fucking out of it if the one part of that that grosses you out the most is the chick spit and come out you're in for a long night because that is going to be the least gross of of a lot of things that you quite possibly could see over the course of of four people fucking banging away just just saying well even point with think about this for a minute seriously how when you if you take it from like take the emotion part out of it that that out of it and just look at it now you're all gonna do this and hate me because you'll never be able to watch porn again same watch a porn from like a kid's a kid's mentality like before you know how good it feels and all the other parts of it like if you were a 12 year old watching it you'd be like oh gross a lot of sex can be really kind of gross if like i think so if you think of way, like spit and cum, really, is that going to be the biggest thing that you've fucking seen?
Look, I have had things on the end of my dick before that are just way worse than somebody spitting cum out. Now, in all reality, when it comes time for a guy to get his dick sucked, the most appropriate thing to do is say, do care where I come Yeah asking is always Much more Because I would much rather have them shoot it on my tits Than swallow it Well here's the thing If you want to die This is a tip Guys get your pen and papers out You'll want to write this down in your handy-dandy notebook. Things to remember about Miss Amanda. Don't use those anymore. Okay.
Let her suck your dick and pull out and shoot it on her face. And I promise you, you would much rather have tried to butt fuck a fucking bobcat. Because she is going to come un-fucking-glued. You don't even to be afraid of me i promise you because i will be the least of your fucking worries because angry l small but mighty you will have no penis you will have no face you will have nothing left when she gets done shredding you just an fyi so it's always going to ask first instead of just make the general assumption that i have dick, we'll shoot where I want. Nope, not so much.
Probably shouldn't do that. It's always, you know. Now, when she's been drunk before, I've tried to shoot it up her nose, and that's kind of funny. That's also got me in trouble just saying. She doesn't like you spitting. Snub all that shit with them. Okay, which, yeah, there you go. Absolutely. That'll piss them off. Yeah. The other thing I asked, I said, did the other gal, with a couple, with Mark and Allison, did the other gal suck dick? What do you think the answer was? Well, you ask me that, I can guess that she probably said no. She said no. That she didn't like sucking dick. So, okay.
So, it doesn't take away from the proper jizz etiquette as we've talked in the past, but it does lend a little bit of something else to the conversation, going, if you don't, if you're not a gal that likes to suck dick, every part of it's going to seem gross. That's true. Just saying. Was she the one that complained about it?
Yeah, she was the one that was all grossed out about it now the other thing the only reason i could see that being an issue because we have a friend and it's really fun to fuck with her because of this cum makes her nauseous cum will make her fucking puke poor girl yeah even if it looks like it yeah so like i've taken and chased her on a spunk lube, and she was trying to throw up because it looked like fucking cum. Fucking hilarious. Hold on one second.
One of the great parts about doing our show and from a live audience is that sometimes they say things that Cole takes and puts in his handy-dandy notebook just so he remembers. What? Right there. So, mental note. I'm'm kidding i never do that i've committed to memory i have a photograph in all reality anymore i don't let it get to that point because we're fucking by then yeah pretty much yeah fish eye fish eye is just rude so we're seeing a couple people with no eyes yeah i don't. And here was once I got it in the eye that I said, no more, no more. Just swimmer.
That was when my sperm was active. Now if I happen to be like, doot. We only have one nut, so it's a 50-50 change. No shit. It could be the empty side where there's a dry run or the other side.
Avoid hair and's what's funny so i can see the hair thing because i've had it in my hair i can honestly say now having long hair and facial hair with a with girls that squirt i get the whole hair thing now because you don't want to stop and go wash your hair it's wet and then you wake up the next morning it's crusty yeah the thing is i don't want to go wash my hair afterwards but by the same token i don't want to be sitting go wash your hair. Oh, it's wet. And then you wake up the next morning and it's crusty.
Yeah, the thing is, I don't want to go wash my hair afterwards, but by the same token, I don't want to be sitting, you know, two hours later going, what is that? I don't think guys come smells. It just tastes a little horrible. Shall I put some in your hair later and we'll see what happens? We can do a sniff test. Not if you want to die. Here's how much of a dick I was back in. I had a girlfriend in high school, and she was younger than I was, and she's not on our page, so I can tell this story.
She would suck dick like a queen, and she would swallow every fucking time because she didn't know that there was another option she didn't ever research to know that spitting out was actually an acceptable option i didn't ask her to at all just saying but i would always she could never figure it out before we go on for dates i would always stop at the gas station and buy pops buy two pops because she was younger so she thought it was like romantic afterwards to be like you know then the kids and i was like oh soda every time such a dick i've said one more shirt okay now this is a tom seward is to wear a mask later and relive the moments okay there you go see crunch breakfast cereal.
Oh, my God. I love doing this shit in front of our page. Yeah. Who doesn't like beards? You know, it's a learning curve with a beard for a guy. I have to say, I think, gals, you've got it lucky compared to now having been around more girls than squirt. that's straight up fucking that's straight up a fucking geyser. Holy shit. That's like you need a snort. You don't need a snort. No guy has come so much that you need a snorkel to get through the whole situation.
You don't need flippers to get through but I've seen you make some girls squirt that it's just like a wave pool at that fucking somewhere. Tsunami. It's like, holy shit. Water. Let me know. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So there you go. What a good topic. I just don't like it in my face. Now I'm more verbal about it, though. I don't like it in my face. So let me know if you're going to squirt. Okay. So here, here, there, there again.
We'll be that part in so we do the educational The mature part of this conversation As a guy A number one Make sure everybody's on board with where you're going to put the jizz Where it's going to come out at You can even do do it mid-sucking, really. Well, but. It's just. As a guy, you need it. As a woman, there is nothing wrong with saying, going, stop being mid-sucking or any point and go, do not come in my mouth. Because I guess, you know, you could like spit it into a cup. Well, as a woman. You can let it run out of your mouth onto his neck.
As a woman, if you don't want it in your mouth, you need to be the one to say, do not come in my mouth. That is very true. And then if they don't adhere to that and they go, oh my God, I forgot, bite their dick off. Thank you. As a woman, if you don't want it in your mouth, you need to be the one to say, do not come out of my mouth. That is very true. And then if they don't adhere to that, and they go, oh my god, I forgot, bite their dick off. Fuck them, if they're that dumb, if you tell them don't do it, and they still do it, bite their dick. They'll never make that mistake again.
You can pop them in the nuts. And they just go, argh. I'm not mean like that. I can't, no. Just stop it. Arr, argh, where she was. It's a teaching thing communication so there you go be nice jizz etiquette okay jizz etiquette don't you have a show called that huh yeah I do because we're talking about because it's a good one I like that title I can't use it again what was that face again good I said I know I know what you did, but just open your mouth, good one. No, not at me. I know how wide it'll go. There you go. There you go. For the folks at home. Keep playing along. Okay. Next up.
So, round two. Here we go. We've got time for another one. Oh, my Lord. Behavior modification. See? I'm telling you how this works. Okay. So marks or proper biting? Let's go marks because I don't know shit about biting. Right. Mike, leave biting. Leave a bloody stump. See, there you go. No, that's just horrible. Okay. So this one comes to us from Fresno, California. All right. This is Jennifer and M. Okay. There you go. Jennifer and M. So I don't know.
all right this is jennifer and m okay there you go jennifer and m so jennifer writes us this letter and jennifer says so uh we have recently started playing alone uh we follow our rules all the way across the board everything's been going very very well i was recently had a play date and i did not know it but I came home later we have a very strict rule with no marks I do like I do like and enjoy rougher play and rougher sex and we do have places where marks are acceptable where they cannot be seen by others but I did not know it I came home with a mark that was able to be seen.
At which point in time, my husband absolutely lost his mind and was exceedingly upset. And now we're having real issues of whether or not we should continue to play alone or how we should move forward from here. What is your thought on marks and how should we address this? Okay, so this is, I reached out to them because I said, how did you get the mark? I'm thinking, okay, this is just how fucking old I am. You're thinking of Hickey. I'm thinking of Hickey on the neck. I'm thinking of biting bruises. Yes, but it's where. Because you come home with that. It is where, yeah, it's where it was at.
The back of her neck had one, had one on the back of her neck. And she had one on her uh wrist and forearm area which and which is like uh okay so and i said had this ever happened before no and to this person they had discussed because people say about rules they had discussed no no marks or where marks were were not allowed. I can see you get caught up in the moment and something gets biteier than you think. But now, so now her husband is feeling like that she didn't do enough to enforce the rules is really what it's coming down to. That she didn't put enough of a stop to it.
So we got some people right now uh we got some great things someone angelo really more of a rules issue uh travis our rules are no marks are to be left bdsm is only for us if marks are left after we've set our rules we will no longer play with that person or couple uh mike this is not about marks this is about adhering to your rules with your partner uh and you guys are all exactly right here's the challenge though that i that you have is that because i've experienced it myself you are in the middle of your you're fucking on things in the moment whatever and i don't necessarily i'm not down for for somebody in there certain times i like to be bad.
Whatever. But it's like once you realize the rule has been broken, it's too late. Right? I mean, maybe we just don't do this enough to know. But, I mean, I would think that it's like once he fucking went all Count Dracula on her fucking the back of her neck, it's like, fuck, ow's too late right yeah i mean well i would think so i don't i honestly i don't know it depends on how easily they bruise i mean that stuff like that i bruise super easy so you know somebody could just barely tapped me. No, I'm kidding. It's not that. Poke. Bruise. Well, I'm like, oh, sorry, I forgot to use the condom.
Oops. Yeah, well, and I mean, there's no excuse. If she covered the rules. You're assuming that she covered the rules. How many times do you walk into a situation and have we said, these are our rules, do you like it or not?
Well, all I can know is she said that she covered the rules I guess Here's the thing they're not new They're not new swingers In the lifestyle They're new to playing alone No their rules are not new either They've only been playing alone for like 8-9 months So they're new to playing alone And maybe And maybe that My first thought is maybe that had something to go with it Is that she went over the rules but I don't want, she's the victim in this to a large degree, so I don't want to victim shame with this, you know, I don't want to be like, it was her fault, but.
Okay, but how do you know if the person that was, that she was playing alone with, how How do you know if she's the one, if, no, back up. Fuck off. Now I forgot what's going on. Okay, well while you're thinking of that, Todd, no slappy to Amanda's forehead with your cock. That wouldn't leave a bruise, but don't do that. And put cake in front of it. It's an instant turnoff for Corby if someone gets rough with her, except for me. She'll stop it right then and there.
Okay, so are they assuming, is he assuming, the husband assuming, that because he wasn't present that this person didn't think they had to follow rules? Maybe this person didn't know that she would bruise from it because who he's done it on in the past hasn't. Well, okay, so I'll get to that. I want to read these comments. Carrie put, sometimes when you're in the moment, you don't feel every little thing and could miss that feeling. This could be more of a warning moment of, hey, let's be more careful next time. Very true.
Angela, I mean, if it was discussed in advance and the play partner made a mark anyway, then it's not really her fault. I agree. So if she covered the rules and he didn't obey, then he is persona non grata, end of story. True also. So here's what I think, talking with them a little bit, one, where they're new to playing alone.
I think there's some truth to this statement if if you and i are in a situation and we discuss the rules with another couple or another individual and i'm sitting there not that the person is going to be not be respectful of you but any husband not just because i'm a bigger guy any husband because's an intimidation factor there, you tend to be more careful because you know he's, it's like a bro code thing, you know, it's like, ooh, so he went through the rules, you're kind of gauging him a little bit on stuff so you're not going over any lines. Right.
And I have a feeling that maybe he's feeling like she didn't go over him the same way.
Well, it so much that she didn't necessarily go over the rules the same way he might not he was more focused he could have been more focused in just the moment there wasn't the little nine factor if the husband could kick my ass if I do this wrong if she yelps type thing she maybe was not quite as forceful as as they were and the other question could very well be is could some of the issues be if you enjoy rough rough sex or rougher play i'm gonna take a chance that there's probably times that accidental marks will happen could part of the reaction more be based upon not so much the mark but who did it but that it was in a that maybe we're not actually totally comfortable with the individual playing alone yet so i really don't think it's anything to step out of the lifestyle for no i don't i don't either i mean because the first time i saw you with mark now granted they were never visible no yeah i was fucking looking to all you i'm like whoa yeah initially i'm what the hell?
But I didn't really know you liked biting. I didn't know I liked biting either until that event. Apparently, because I don't bite. But after that event, I found out I liked biting. Yeah, no shit. Weird. So, you know, the first time seeing it, I was just like, whoa, what the fuck? But then once you said, well, I like it and I don't see a problem with it, it took me a little bit to get over it. But then I got over it and I'm like, well, as long as you can't see it, I'm okay. Yeah.
I think with this couple, I think maybe they take a – this is a good chance to reevaluate how they're feeling about playing alone, to be honest with you. Yeah. And maybe the rules need to change on how they play alone.
Maybe maybe you until there's more of a comfort level or maybe till she's more comfortable in how she presents the rules that maybe you know if you're gonna play alone we don't go for quite as rough a stuff type thing you know because i don't know well i mean that maybe doesn't make me not being in it i can't't speak intelligently without sounding like maybe like a complete idiot with that. You know, I mean, can I? There's only so many ways you can portray or not betray that you can tell a person your rules. Right. Sorry, no biting where it's visible. Right.
No leaving marks where it's visible.
Which in that point, when he was getting close to that area, she should have said, that area she should have said no she didn't say it wrong because there's only one way to really say it he might not necessarily have known how hard he was doing it that it would leave a mark i mean somebody's taking a flogger after me and goes oh my god i didn't realize it was gonna leave a mark angela some people some people mark easily so do you think that do you think she should have said when he started to be up and around that neck area that it was going to be a visible spot that she should have said?
And that would be okay, but once it gets a little more aggressive, you can go hey, you need to stop. But then yet maybe by the time she said hey, you need to stop it's too late. What if his dick slipped out and he was falling from the board and was nibbling and just went, ah! And tried to catch himself with his mouth. Just trying to lighten the mood. Just trying to lighten the mood. I'm just... Wow. I think, though, there's a lot of things here that it... I think this couple, really seriously, I would recommend, if I was a counselor, which I'm not, so let's not let anybody sue me for that.
If I was a counselor, I would probably say, you need to reevaluate how actually comfortable you're feeling with playing alone. Because I think some of that reaction, it's not like somebody said, well, she covered head and toe. She wasn't covered like fucking, you know, she wasn't just like, you know, nod on. And so it makes me think that maybe not saying the husband's wrong. Neither one in the couple is wrong, but I think you need to reevaluate where you're at and go, how can we become more comfortable with this? Or how can we, you know, something.
If you've been in lifestyle for a while and you've never, this has never had an accident on the mark, and you've always liked to play rough, and all of a sudden there's a mark this time, I would actually tend to, part of me goes, you've had accident on the mark, you just didn't care. Everybody was okay with it because they saw it. Well, and then another question is if they're into the BDSM world, that we're not. Right, right.
But if they're into the bdsm world that we're not right but if they're into the bdsm world then the person that she was playing with solo probably have to go to him for permission and then he can establish the rules oh that's very true and here's the thing what what a great idea if you're new to playing alone and you want an added comfort there's nothing wrong when we When we first started playing alone, we knew the other person. There wasn't any like. With mine, it was people that I've played with before, so you knew them.
Right, and my first couple were people that you knew, that we knew in the lifestyle. But there's nothing wrong with still having an initial meeting with both of you together.
So if she feels more comfortable having her husband cover the rules like that or that they if that's how they feel more comfortable there's nothing wrong with that but those are things they're going to have to they're going to need to find and discover before shit gets yeah i mean but you also don't want sometimes there's a fear if they're meeting you yeah but but you're gonna scare away But that You know what the thing is Your spouse is always your number one Trust me If you don't think as a guy That bringing your wife to fucking meet a chick before your fucker Can be scary You're nuts I am innocent as fuck I have seen fucking claws come out on bitches with no problem, man.
It's a fucking knife fight like that. There are more daggers flying between two chicks. Not with me, uh-uh. No, not with you. You're different, but it can. I have seen it. I mean, I can shoot daggers. Yes, and you can sit there and be like, uh-huh, uh-huh, and go, fuck you, cunt. And she's sitting there going, uh-huh, fuck you, cunt. And the guy's sitting there going, fuck, I just wanted to fuck your cunt. So, trust me, I've seen it before. What a lovely place to leave. Well, hopefully we answered everybody's questions and you're all fucking smarter, wiser, whatever.
So, okay, do we think, do we, Nicole's not scary at all. See? Thank you, Michael. I'm not scary at all.
Just a big, big pushover um i'm like a soft cuddly roly-poly you can come off intimidating as fuck i have no i have never ever come off that way i am always friendly i am always even though i'm always smiling most of them i'm smiling happy guy even when the feathers are ruffled even when the feathers are ruffled so full of shit i have no what are you talking about i am seriously when have you ever seen me when have you ever seen me give one time where i've been intimidated somebody you haven't been intimidated where you've intimidated somebody yeah give me one example see she can't even give an example of it you are full of shit give an example smart ass there was one time i was talking to somebody you were getting really drunk and you sit there and you go oh it's okay well see there was the big difference you put that okay there was the big precursor you put he was getting really drunk okay you did i we didn't specify if you were sober or drunk here's the thing times what's the times are you, what's the percentages of you being drunk versus sober?
A lot, but it doesn't matter. The thing is. KWN, fuck off. That was a situation that required me to not be nice. That wasn't somebody you were going to fuck. Yeah, but when you draw it in my face and go, you see that Weasley motherfucker. And I'm like, yeah, but you're pointing at me and you're really, really mad. And we did a show. You were mad at me.
We did a show to explain that i was oh god somebody else is gonna fucking oh wow they're coming in all over the place on kwn no you know no i well yes but in a situation where you were gonna get trying to get laid how many when how many times have i ever uh i don't know i never have i'm i'm always like super friendly no there was actually one dude one time i was fucking i was hovering i was hovering And it was, yeah, I'm always like super friendly No there was actually one dude one time I was fucking I was hovering I was hovering I made my feelings known But most of the time I'm friendly as fuck I'm like who was that I was friendly What a great show So what do you think of the format Did you like being pick did you like having some chooses some of the questions yes no maybe i'd like to see if people if people uh michaela yeah yeah apparently a few people must have seen me in that mode actually michaela did because she walked up she came up i think you came up to me if i remember correctly while it while it was mid-thing, and said, is everything okay?
And she was standing next to me. She touched me, but not blocking me. I was like, yep, everything's fine. And just blew past her. Sorry, Mikhail. I owe you an apology for that. My bad. So, yeah. So we'll have to see if people like the format. I'm doing it this way. Okay. Something new. Something different. All right. So there we go. So, again, let's give a quick shout-out. I am not intimidating. Oh, my God, maybe a little. You can be. Yeah, well, more people need to know not to fuck with me. No, I'm just kidding. For as many haters that we have, I don't know.
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