Send us Fan MailThis week we are all over the board. We talk about Kole getting some swinger sex in. We talk about some other crazy fun shit and yes we do talk about how Cookie monster might eat Coochie. ( it will make senses when you hear it LMFAO) We do actually also answer a question. SO this week our audience wanted to get our opinion on how to handle people that are trying to make everything a challenge. What do I mean? well we are specifically talking about people that don t squirt and the idiots that try to make it their mission to make them squirt. We talk about how hurtful it is when the challenge accepted line is used and how maybe we should all just love the opportunity to be with someone just the way they are. Give this show a listen you will be glad you did. Want to hear all our shows? www.buzzsprout.com/181336http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.karrieart.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagramSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. I'm gonna kick your ass! That's a good way to start it. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome to another edition of holy fuck we're on the air crazy truth this would be uh uh season five and it's kind of like our marriage you just can't keep track of the time it goes so slow season five i'm kidding fuck off season five don't pull my fucking hairs they're because i'm shedding like a fucking... They're falling out of your hair and they're going... They're getting tangled up in this fucking giant bird's nest that I have. Speaker2: What do you need trimmed up? My God. Speaker1: Right now I'm waiting for a moose to pop out of my chin. Anyways, this is season five still. Episode 195, which means we are super close to 200. Just saying. For whatever that's worth. But before we get started, we need to give a shout out to our paid sponsors okay uh shout out to art by carrie our newest sponsor art by carrie art by carrie daniels check her out that would be art by carrie you go to carrie uh carrie art.com k-a-r-r-i-e.com. Check it out. Murals, paintings, illustrations, and more. She does custom art as well as she has artwork you can buy. She does do adult work as well. Check it out. Here's the deal. I want everybody listening to go get some badass art. We have some of her art. It's very kick-ass. I was going to say I would have brought it in here if I knew you were going to say. Well, you pay attention pay attention but anyways i she does badass work but i want everybody that's listening to go check her shit out because i want to show i want to prove to everybody else she is this is a a she's lifestyle but her art is not a lifestyle and show that vanilla type things can actually be very successful uh in our world also smart swingers what are they dude i know what they do they read well they fuck too they fucking read ah fuck and read get it uh what do they read asn lifestyle magazine.com check it out today and don't forget you've listened to the shows you've read the mags come on fuckers go buy some swag flipoffgear.com nope that would be a different one full swap shop flipoffgear.com go to FlipOffGear. Duh. Yeah, FlipOffGear.com, but you could go to FullSwapShop.com and get some cool merch as well. And finally, don't forget FullSwapRadio.com, FullSwapRadio Network. We are changing the way you're listening to the lifestyle. We have some huge announcements, two very, very big announcements coming, like one of the shows, quit looking at my ears, bitch, one of the shows quit looking at my ears bitch one of the shows that we're about to to announce this week most likely uh game changer you don't even know i haven't told you yet apparently it's big uh also so now we also have another new segment on the show real quick we have our paid sponsors and then we have our are non-paid you get publicity because you're assholes section oh so a big shout out once again to remember are you in the lifestyle you probably are you listen have you been to an event uh in a place that's a vanilla business and they treated the business like shit or your event like shit because your lifestyle you know like the beard mord center or maybe the courtyard marriott in bellevue nebraska if so tell them to go fuck themselves because we're lifestyle feel free to give them yelp reviews and say lifestyle people our money is as good as yours you'll hear this message every week for the rest of season five on this show and on chasm's rants wow so here's a big here's a big fuck you to trying to screw lifestyle businesses, Beardmore Center. Alright, let's get on with the show. Wow. You're lip-tensed up and everything. Fucking assholes. What are you doing? No. No, stop. Stop. Okay, no. You were all proud of yourself the other day for trimming your mustache, and you have this long hair right there. Because it grew. That one grew really big. It just went nutty on me. Bullshit. I put a bean under there, and it just grew. A magic bean. I got to go get on my fucking... Yeah, you're like out of control. I don't know what's going on there. I don't do coke, but my beard does. So that's all we can figure out. That's why it's so skinny and white. I wish you'd share with my nose. Anyways. And here comes the hate mail. Do. Yeah, so there you go. So what does tomorrow mark? I thought it was today that that marked it. No. No. All right, well, tomorrow is the anniversary, the two-year anniversary of Out Goes My Nut. The loss of my nut. It was two years ago tomorrow that they took my cancerous, famous ball and got rid of it. It was trying to kill me kicked its ass just saying so yeah there you go and i haven't smoked cigarettes since the fourth for two years now and some days i want to do more than others just saying uh oh hey i'm sure sure today was one of those days yeah no yeah a little bit so uh mike pointed out and because again for those of you that don't know this we do this in front of our secret, secret Facebook group, Kaz Bank. Shh, don't tell the others. Anyways, but Mike was actually one that did a really cool thing because of the whole hotel debacle bullshit. Leave it to our people to take something negative and turn it into a positive, right? Because they're like, well, because obviously we had to eat a big bill and i don't care it's not about the money it's not about the money was not the issue it was about it was about them lying it's about them lying and being assholes but here's the cool part so you know this is that lemon lemonade thing uh you know potatoes vodka whatever so the thing is is that mike went out and put out there and so said offered for people if they should donate and and all the proceeds went go to Casbah Cares. And so a big shout out right now, we've had a little over five hundred dollars that's donated that people were donating because of the bullshit with the hotel that's there now in the Casbah Care Fund. So, you know what? That's the difference between vanilla businesses and lifestyle businesses lifestyle businesses we try to help people and do make things better in the world vanilla businesses suck dick so there you go uh anyways but i'm over that we do but we do it for fun and the idea to help other people we do it on the idea of trying to help other people help people to grow there you go okay so tonight though okay before we get into other shit we we didn't do this last week because i don't know we just went off the fucking rails like as soon as we got on the air we were like hey we're all fucking lost our goddamn minds so we were going to talk about this last week and we didn't but over the past couple of episodes we have talked about different things that have went on obviously because anytime you have a big event it brings up my rants obviously you know you see issues bring them up and but this is actually again this this shows look if more people in the lifestyle would in life not like so if more people in life would do this life would be better okay so this is not i didn't i didn't invent this this is from the one minute manager way back in the 80s and uh pdca plan do check act what's that mean is you make a plan of what how you're going to do something you do it then you go back and evaluate it and then you make changes accordingly and i always preach on our rant on my rants about in the lifestyle we all me included because i ran about topics that are like things that i have to work on too we have to always when you get done with events or get done at activities you should replay those events in your own mind and evaluate yourself and see what is there places that i could do better because we all nobody's perfect right there's no need to break out a pond of water i won't walk across it i'll just sink okay so and we're all that way well here's what was really cool so we talked about some different things and what's funny is we had multiple people reach out to us and apologize we weren't talking about them no the people any of the people at all we've not a single one of the people were we talking about them in the least but what made it so cool was is that people are taking the message of evaluating themselves and they felt like there's areas that they could improve upon well here's the thing there's nothing wrong with it that's awesome that's like that's showing you care about your fellow people and you care about yourself you're trying to be the best possible you you can be and fucking that's i'm gonna tell you what it takes huge fucking balls guts whatever to to say to somebody you do a self-evaluation go hey you know what i think i might have been wrong hey i apologize and again none of the shows were about a single one of the people that reached out to us to apologize not a single one but it just shows this is why we this why we have a fucking army this shows just how fucking awesome and badass and i'm telling you what i will put i will put casbah people our listeners our people on our groups on our pages i'll put casbah army up against anybody in the world right because of that because a desire to get better i'm like fucking rock rock on so we wanted we wanted to we had talked about that we wanted to make sure we wanted to say something that we acknowledge that because that is really cool so you know god knows uh well if you don't if you know me and when you listen to my ranch you'll understand that these are things that i talk about all the time. It's like, you know, we talk about consent and all that shit. I like to partake in liquor. If you don't, you can't even say anything. And so, guess what Cole has to always be aware of? Not having too much liquor and doing something fucking, I don't know, stupid straws yeah no shit well given the opportunity trust me there's been times i've been drunk enough i tried to stick other shit out my nose left in my own devices so it's just you know the thing is is that's why we do it that's why we do this shit so kudos you guys are all kick ass and take fucking name woohoo liquor-hoo liquor. You guys kick ass and take name. So, yeah. There you go. How you doing? How you doing? Anything you want to talk about? Anything different, exciting? What did you do this week? You just want to go back to what I did this week? This shouldn't be you. Nope, not me. Okay, just check out the studio. Carl is going on. Cold panics. And what did I sit on? What did I do? What did I do this week? I studied hard and read my Bible. You're so full of shit. No, now, first of all, we spent most of the weekend helping mom because mom's getting ready to move. And so this has been a long, tiresome thing. So for those of you who go, wait a minute, you couldn't go do anything because you were helping my mom. Yes, we were helping my mom for hours upon hours upon hours.
Speaker2:
Or was it Friday? Friday night?
Speaker1:
No, it was Saturday night.
Speaker2:
Oh, well, then you knew what the fuck I was talking about.
Speaker3:
Maybe.
Speaker1:
No, I didn't even have a fucking clue what you were talking about.
Speaker3:
Really?
Speaker1:
You want to expand upon it?
Speaker2:
No, it's your story.
Speaker1:
Yeah, so, yeah. I stayed at home. Oh, yeah. Just to lay me out. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Break out your fucking little fucking violins here for fucking poor little Miss Amanda. I went and I had sex. I had swinger sex. Oh, swinger sex. i had swinger sex swinger i had swinger sex that was awesome yeah it was and i was actually going to talk about that later but well i guess we can go there now oh i don't care no no oh no and then and that's how we ended up having swinger sex uh so yeah no that was fun it'd been a while for for that well it hadn. It had been a while for that.
Speaker3:
Well, it hadn't been a while.
Speaker2:
I didn't like KWN, but it's been a while since I've done it sober.
Speaker3:
No, I'm just kidding, kind of.
Speaker1:
Anyway, so I just.
Speaker4:
No, no, here's the thing is that it was a double win.
Speaker2:
Okay. Because I did confirm that she is two months older than our oldest son so yeah there's a win but uh no actually the thing the thing is is that it was a great it was a great time obviously but uh she's she's newer in the lifestyle so had lots of questions and and i got to be, you know, like, filled with answers. And I don't know. A teacher? Yeah. That was the role-playing we were going with. Could have been. Could have been, actually, yeah. I saw some pictures. Anyways, but, yeah, so that was, no, a good time was had by all. I was fucking tired. I'd been moving mom's shit all day, then go home and do that and it's like well sunday i was stiff and sore and the sad thing is i'm so fucking old i didn't know if i was stiff and sore from like moving boxes all day or good sex that's that's how you know you're getting old but of course she she's not got to well she has met you live in person but her assumption was that you were in your 30s and she was shocked and amazed when when i told her that you were actually older than me just like but go away oh my god of course i have a phone call right now brother can wait yeah he's gonna have to wait so it's uh yeah so you know insanity uh right but that was that was a ton of fun so yeah that's like that's like twice in a 30 day time period look at you go no shit and guess what next weekend is a party a party and guess what guess what i'm doing at that party i don't know what you're doing be very very quiet we are hunting no we're not hunting we're going to socialize and chat and like to play and you can do whatever the fuck you want just do it i don't know i really don't care make make sure you're at the car on time when we leave on sunday morning it will be all good no that's horrible it's no it's horrible to joke well it's it's funny to say that but it's horrible to joke about that because people that are new are like, is that the way we're supposed to start to do this? No, probably not quite. First of all, we're just flipping shit. Yeah, but we don't care what each other does. Be at the car on time when we leave Sunday. If I went up to somebody and hooked up with them that you didn't like, you'd have issues. But not the fact i'd be like don't do that again seriously i mean just know i'm gonna stand in the hallway and i'm gonna go january february march and when i get to march we're headed to the fucking car i'll still be awake before you will probably whoever's in the car with me is going home with me that's how this works mind you what you wish for mind you with me That means you're going to have to go help my mom's move shit So you might want to keep It may seem like oh that'll just be a party and a half Well you know It could get a little dicey Either fucking way on that Just saying Which party are you going to? right island riders it's in the events tab on the page yep we will be there with bells we're gonna actually be able to be there both friday and saturday yes so if you want to find me friday afternoon i think we need to get a gang together to go to lunch on saturday whatever if you want to find me on friday afternoon uh a good place will probably be asleep in my hotel room i might make a hot tub whatever i might be asleep in the hot tub too you never know there's a distinct there's a distinct possibility i could just be laying out down in the hallway you never fucking know with me this well that is very true we've seen it yeah well usually i've been drinking for it i usually don't start drinking real heavy during the days. Oh, there was one time you were butt-ass sober.
Speaker1:
Yeah, well, yeah. Well, I mean, I can. It doesn't bother me to lay down and sleep in the hallway.
Speaker3:
No. No.
Speaker1:
But they've got a ton of events planned and stuff, and my thought process is I might take kind of a low profile. That might be kind of my point.
Speaker3:
I don't know yet. We'll just have to see. What does that look for? Because I'm kind of in shock that you want of a low profile. That might be kind of my point. I don't know yet.
Speaker1:
We'll just have to see. What does that look for?
Speaker2:
Because I'm kind of in shock that you want to be low profile.
Speaker1:
Well, I mean, until the rum starts flowing. And then we'll see.
Speaker3:
Well, we'll just keep you drunk the whole weekend. There you go.
Speaker1:
Oh, God. Oh, my Jesus.
Speaker3:
Awesome.
Speaker1:
So, yeah. So, that's. I'm not an attention whore okay i'm a little bit of an attention whore what time did we start why didn't i write that down because you're not gonna go there no because because we've been going for 17 minutes okay now i gotta do math that's probably a great idea's probably a great idea. Nope. Yeah, no. So, yeah. No, I will. I don't always. Look, I just had my time of being center of attention like three weeks ago. I'm still exhausted. I'm still worn out. Yeah, I'm sure that I'll just sit back. I'll sit back quietly in the back. We'll see how much the clown plays this little shit. Maybe. Maybe. Did you ever think maybe I'll be busy the whole time so thursday we're maybe we'll maybe we'll have like a card thing going now serving oh my god that'd be hard to jack up thursday so go on to that and i plan to be a loud obnoxious whore there and that's in omaha then we're planning on going to the party Friday and Saturday.
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker2:
So we've got Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. And you're going to be like center of attention on all of them.
Speaker3:
I'm going to be.
Speaker2:
Well, not center of attention, but you'll be entertained.
Speaker1:
My liver will be center of attention. It will be my center of attention. I would love it and hug it and squeeze it and poison it. And it'll be awesome. Yeah, I'm going to be fucking.
Speaker3:
You're not going to squeeze it.
Speaker2:
You're going to turn it hard.
Speaker1:
I'm going to fuck it. Hopefully, that's not the it, you're going to turn it hard. I'm going to fuck it, yeah. Hopefully, that's not the only thing that turns hard, just saying. You know, yeah. So, but yeah, it'll be, it'll be, there'll be a few new little holes in it, I'm sure, by the time that whole fucking thing. Look at this, everybody's going, Cole will not be the center of retention I call bullshit. Really, I, seriously, I don't, I'm shy, liked it i i am gonna have i am gonna have uh he's shy i'm gonna be extra annoying thursday perfect brie please do i'm gonna sing thursday you just watch i'll probably sing thursday don't look so fucking shocked jesus christ i can sing when i'm not drunk it's amazing anyways and when i'm drunk it's i sing too seriously
Speaker2:
wow
Speaker1:
you know I'm wearing friday let me guess black shirt black pants and a suit coat nope friday friday is uh friday is uh kill day oh that's right you did talk about i gotta I polished my black black non-cowboy boots my my uh like doc martin looking boots for the dwarf guilt mama's asked me today she's like she's like um uh well don't you need like the socks and the whole i'm like no it's a dress guilt and this is just a sport guilt yeah i'm gonna wear a shirt i'm gonna have you make a, that says consent is required. What does he think you're lying about? Which one? Where? Mike. What? You said, dude, you're... Oh, then I'm not going to be set of attention. I seriously am not. That is not the plan of attack. I don't even know what I'm wearing Friday. Yes, you do. You're wearing your fucking leather pants. No, that's Saturday. Oh, I thought you wanted to get laid. I didn't know. Wear shorty shorts. So I don't have to peel them off. No, shit. That'll be a sexy sound. I can't wait to stand outside of the room to hear that. So I'll take some sex pants to throw on afterwards. It's all good. No, I'll just take my slick robe. I would take a towel so that as they're pulling off your leather pants, you can just be squeegeeing your legs down at the same time. You might want to go ahead and let her just fresh up a bit before you go licking the cooter, because that will be a whole new level of fucking sweaty cooter right there. Just saying. Eh, eh. Ew. You know when a beat of sweat drip off your nose? I'm working on a beat of sweat drip off my nose picture a bead of sweat dripping off your clit oh whatever no the pants are too tight oh my lord okay so there you go well great show kids i think yeah we gotta remember our swimsuits because i may get in the hot tub i i know won't I'm gonna take it and say I will And I know I won't I don't even have a bathing suit We've had discussions Shorts and a sports bra No towel swimsuits She heard that story No towel swimsuits I don't know i want to get in the hot tub though because my hair will be all fucking matted and nappy take a fucking shower well i would anyways no one wants to suck chlorine off of my penis i'm just saying i don't know i just i don't even know what i'm talking about at this point apparently don't look at me like that are you done nope are you sure yep awesome so you're playing to what day are you planning to go out to island riders and how are you getting there just saying well it's my car technically fuck here we go all right great and on tonight's show it's a fight yay stage one of divorce so when you worked at ahip, you always bought cars and brought it home and they were always in your name. So this time I worked at the car dealership. You didn't. So I bought the car and it's in my name. And I still had to go up and negotiate and deal with all the bullshit with it. No, you didn't. The fuck I didn't. No, you didn't. Really? Who's setting that fucking dingle nuts of a fucking finance manager's office with you? And go go what do you want to do i'm like no when i get a fucking no you did not i just showed up i just was happy to be there was that oh that was a different car no that was that car no it wasn't on the trade environment whatever nobody cares about this we're supposed to be talking about swagger oh yeah we were there we really are supposed to be talking about things that help people in sex not buy cars nobody fucking cares just who sounds like a prima donna wait a minute okay so fuck off fuck off not a prima donna i just like to look nice it is what it is so you don't have like a fuzzy coat or i know i need a fuzzy i don't i don't have anything fucking cool you know i need to take with me boa oh my god i bet we got a black boa not that i want to stand out or anything because i don't but a black boa show i have a whole bunch of boas i couldn't tell you where they're at it's yeah no yeah no what clams your fucking hair? Shut the fuck up. Don't be a hater. Don't be jealous. I'm not jealous of your hair. Wow, really? Huh? No, I'm not jealous of your hair. Well, it looks like that's been a great show, kids. Okay, can we talk about something that could help people? Other than what not to do in a marriage relationship? I mean, because as much as this has been, I'm sure, entertaining as fuck.
Speaker2:
We're quite the entertainment.
Speaker3:
I need to inspect my man. Look, dude, my man card's bigger than ever.
Speaker2:
Just because I lost a nut.
Speaker1:
Bigger than ever. She redid my nails, and I look really nice. i'm really happy with that just saying well they do i'm giving you a fucking compliment i'm proud of good job keep up the great work go team fucking bitch jesus christ oh my god anyways watch it okay so, so what in the fuck are you doing? I'm going to go over here and you're fucking doing some ostrich thing. What the hell is going on? Okay, are we going to do anything that actually helps anybody or what are we doing?
Speaker2:
You're the one that keeps changing. I haven't even opened my fucking mouth.
Speaker1:
Oh, you had your mouth open. Yes, you have. That fucking shit.
Speaker3:
Blah. what would you like to talk about that could help people this ought to be good how not to be an idiot husband seriously what is how to pick the right guy wow then you were we having a guest host tonight because you obviously have failed miserably on that one. Really? What is this? The everything do they say, not as I did? Guest host wouldn't be ideal either. Yeah, no shit. You're 0 for 2. No, seriously, don't you? It's party season. What is something that you want to talk about? something that you can that you can uh that you can that you can talk about okay i'm reading that comment out loud because brie just if i'd have been drinking out of noseblown she put this is why i collect bald dudes so she collects them we're like Hummel pieces.
Speaker4:
Figurines.
Speaker3:
Precious moments. I'm a precious moment. Now I'm a fucking prima donna. I'm a precious moment.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
No. Okay. No. Okay. We got to talk about some of the swingers later. Then do it.
Speaker4:
No, you do it this time.
Speaker1:
You're the one with the questions. I don't get them. You could. You have access to the email also. Well, I don't look at it. I don't ever look at that email. Okay, that's a great thing to tell. So now everybody knows that I'm the one signing and Miss Amanda on all the emails. No, some of the ones that need it, I listen to. You read it to me. Well to you yeah but you don't like go seek it out yourself what piece of advice what what piece of advice would you give a new a new person in the lifestyle somebody wants to hear what what miss amanda would say The world according to Miss Amanda. And ready? On the count of three.
Speaker2:
Are we talking a party or are we just talking lifestyle in general?
Speaker1:
It's the world according to Miss Amanda. On three, two, one, go.
Speaker2:
Go into it with an open mind.
Speaker1:
Don't tell me I already know. Tell them. The show is yours. I'm turning the show over to you at this point in time. Now you're reading. Now you're not even paying attention.
Speaker2:
Yes, because they have an impromptu question.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
Attended a meet and greet and host asked Luna if she squirts. She said no, not her thing.
Speaker3:
His response was challenge accepted. She said, no, really, not into it. He would not let it go. What would you do? Ooh, what a great question. I like that question. Okay, tell them why, first of all, why we can relate to that question so much. I don't squirt, really. I mean, I've done it maybe a handful of times yeah i've had some people say challenge accepted they've yet to actually try um am i a fan of it no especially if i'm meeting a girl out hell no i will i will get you to squirt but i won't be my head won't be close to it snorkel up you know so there's that but when when everybody always says challenge accepted it's like okay have i with somebody okay let's back up a little bit right go ahead okay so one person i want to hook up with said i've got this toy and it'll make you squirt and i'm like no well you know nothing's gonna make me squirt you can try whatever and he's like no i really can't like okay challenge accepted i said it to him right because that was a flirting banter back and that was that was you making the choice right he can to to to want to allow him to try i will give him that option now when somebody randomly just goes you know challenge accepted i go yeah no but if they keep hounding about it i won't even let him them touch me. Yeah. It actually becomes a huge turnoff. Am I against squirting? No, apparently I've done it a couple times and I didn't even know I was doing it. And finally I'm like, wow, that's wet. She was drunk those nights. I wasn't. Mike puts, we don't want to yuck someone's yum. Just not her thing. Some guys think it is the ultimate. A woman can have great orgasms without pissing themselves. Yeah, well. And that's very true. And that's just it. It's like the, I think it from a guy's perspective, which really doesn't matter. Okay, let me put that out there first. Okay. On squirting, it's not a guy's, our opinion doesn't matter because it's not our body okay so go ahead so the so the thing is is that for when guys when we hound and hound and badger and hound about that it is insulting it can be perceived as so if i don't swear i'm not good enough and usually i think that a lot of times it's like guys that brag about having a big dick. If you're such a rock star. It's like a badge or some shit. Yeah. People hate bed notchers. Well, isn't that kind of a badge? I can get everybody to squirt. No, you can't. Yeah. You can try. It ain't going well. If it got you to squirt, but you didn't have fun and it wasn't a great orgasm, would you still be proud of the fact that you made somebody squirt? Okay, so they say that when you squirt, it's like this ultimate orgasm and whatever. So I have had, I'm a type of person that would have 8, 10, 15 orgasms, and they're strong, they're intense,
Speaker4:
they get me, you know, it's mind-numbing.
Speaker1:
But when I have squirted, I haven't even noticed I did it.
Speaker3:
So it wasn't like this magical orgasm. It was like, oh, wow, I think I just squirted. You don't know? Well, no, I don't know.
Speaker4:
Did I just squirt or did I not?
Speaker1:
There was one I did know I squirted, but it didn't feel any different from any of the other orgasms i was having it actually killed the mood the moment because it was like oh my god i squirted yeah okay so brie had a great thing she put i've also had this happen to me in regards to not being multi-orgasmic challenge accepted quote-unquote it's frustrating because it makes me feel broken if one great orgasm uh is not enough it or is one no i'm sorry is one great orgasm not enough and and right and right there i think as guys in the lifestyle this is don't live up to the stereotypes as a guy because to me oh baby i'll make you come so many times okay shut up you fucking pig you know oh you don't squirt you just haven't had me before i'll make you squirt shut up you fucking pig well it's like hooking up with a guy you can have one guy that will go multiple times in a little session of an hour or so and then you have majority of them that just go one and done so does that make them any different well okay so this is awesome watch us through danny challenge accepted for me is an o block i feel i'm not good enough uh okay so there there's three four i just wanted to hear fuck yeah yeah with that there's there's four right there that it you're hearing guys. It makes the women feel bad. Inadequate. Inadequate. And, Clay, I think some guys try to force their idea of how a woman should feel onto all women, but why? Right. Everybody's different. Here's what's shitty about this, is when you think about it here's guys do this it makes the woman feel inadequate or broken or whatever and really what it is is it's the guy to in my opinion it's the guy's inadequacy and his own self-esteem issues that's why that's why he's trying to force it that's why he's trying to force it. That's why he's trying to. Okay, so it somewhat goes to, well, you know, I give oral so great. You know, everybody loves it when I give oral. Okay, but everybody's different. Because your significant other likes it light and just, like, flicking at the tip doesn't mean the next person doesn't like it hard you know going at it wait a minute so i would like if you like to hear the person when they're eating your pussy ladies go please let me know just go i think i've done that just go cool before we begin please growl while you're eating me out okay so here's here's another thing i just want to know do i do it right so danny brought up age and body's changing okay because we all know that i hit that magical fucking age of 50 you can't help it no bitterness there um everything changed yes i would sit there and go oh my god i can't even i could i started to get an orgasm and then it just fizzles you're laughing somebody must have said something you make cookie monster noises sorry i apologize yeah but nom. Sorry. I apologize.
Speaker2:
But the orgasms change and it's just like wait a minute.
Speaker1:
P.S. for pussy. That's good enough for me. Sorry. Go ahead. I apologize. Fuck off. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Speaker2:
You're too busy joking around.
Speaker1:
No, I'm just keeping the mood light and airy, yeah. You don't blow lightly? I can't. Wow. No, you didn't ruin it. You weren't too much fucking alike. It's's all good. Bree thinks she ruined it because she brought up Cookie Monster. Now that's all I'm going to think about. Maybe. You were wearing something blue and fuzzy. Get it, fucking. Googly eyes. Go. We were helping people, but things seem to have taken a turn for the south. What? Go on with your point. Anyway, bodies change, orgasms change, and you have no control over it. No. None. No. I've tried. Well. And I'm only borderline menopause. That's what blows. I'm like, what the gonna be like when i actually hit it and it's fun it's a pill and well and and it's fucked with your psyche yeah uh there's been a couple of times after sex i sat there and cried yeah and you know and guys let me help you out with something there's nothing you're gonna do to you're not the magic here your dick is not the magic wand it's it it's just not and and this is the reality it's i think that okay i'm gonna put this out there all of you ladies that have said if a guy can't get it up then i'll never give him another chance hold on to your ass menopause is coming yeah and that bitch is riding the broom and she is pissed the fuck off you know what i mean so the the thing is is it happens to all of us in in different ways but the psyche part of it is hardcore okay i'm gonna go back to to my little rendezvous this this weekend that's one of the things that we were sitting and we were talking and which which was awesome because we'll sit and have conversation that's what makes it different than just a hookup you know but we were talking about that concept of body image and and you know the our confidence and all those things and how we are all the same. It doesn't matter if you're in your twenties. It doesn't matter if you're in your fifties. It doesn't matter if you're somewhere in between. You know what? We all have certain issues, whether it's our body isn't cooperating the way we want it to, or we don't like of the way we look or we don't. I mean, let's take it. How much more of a, I am the walking example of a midlife crisis. We both are. Think about it. You're almost 51. I'm almost 50. How long have you dyed your hair? Honestly. A while. I'll help jump in here. She just started. This is the first time she's ever done it no it's been over 10 years you're conscious of when your roots are starting to grow out and you don't have as much gray as I do my roots are growing out like this much and you can't see my gray right but you're the point I'm getting yes you're perfect bitch the point I'm getting to is the fact that you're conscious of it that's something people think you're way younger than you are but you're still kind of fucking you're still conscious you're still conscious of your great you're still conscious you also you ain't gonna see miss amanda without makeup on yeah ain't gonna happen help monkeys will fly out of her ass when it happens i'm sitting here even if you decide you're gonna stop over my ass is running to the bathroom yeah you can entertain until i get some makeup on i'm almost 50 years old i pierced my ears what two years ago yeah well yeah after i had my nut thing grew my hair back out like i was young and paint my nails i think i'm kind of in full midlife crisis mode you know what we all have things it is what it is and and it's what makes us the And that's when guys are like, guys or girls are fucking snotty, egotistical, whatever you want to say. Guess what? You're not fooling anybody because it's a wall. You're trying to deflect your own shit. We have a gal, and I was telling the person I was hooked up with this weekend this weekend on our page using this example for a lady who is um fucking drop dead gorgeous sexy ink as fuck most women are jealous of shit of her and you know what she has the exact same body she will tell you she has the exact same body issues of And people go, but you're, just like people say to me, you're not afraid of anything. We had somebody say that at the last meet and greet. They didn't believe that I'm nervous about anything. We're all the same, man, and it's okay. I mean, we have to be, I think that's why we have to, I'd pay to watch monkeys fly out of my ass. I know, I never said monkeys would fly out of my ass i find out of his ass i said it the the thing go get him my pretties anyway so talking sea monkeys i can squirt that out no the ones out of wizard of oz those would be semen sea monkeys you'd be like coming up your ass and then Swimmers This is why our show Is not ranked higher than it is I sea monkeys you'd be like coming across and then she said there's swimmers this is this is why our show is not ranked higher than it is i think i figured out the problem now so i the thing is is but you you hear people i think you hear more new people do this they they put like the whole squirting thing and shit like that they love to fucking it's like this bravado that they think if they talk a good game uh it makes shit magically happen there's one douche fuck on our page that's not gonna be on here much longer talked a great game and was a huge disappointment when you hooked up with him yeah i mean it's like look here's the deal it's like lying about how big your dick is or how great of a fuck you're going to be remember if you do a strong enough cell job and you actually succeed and they're like you know what alright let's go now you got to back the shit up so if all of a sudden you're talking about what a fucking monster fuck you were and you're going to do this and that and she's going to fucking have a fucking aneurysm when when it's done because it's gonna be so fucking great and she's laying there and doesn't know if it got past the lips you look like a fucking tool just saying you know i mean and that that and it goes it goes both ways you know so it's like ah humble not necessarily my, but humble goes a long way. Less letting your, women's lips can do talking. Lower lips, they can run whatever, but guys, keep your mouth shut. Don't fucking run your, flap your jaws about what your dick's going to do because your dick is like a kid or a puppy. Penises are like little kids and pets. When you want them to perform, the motherfuckers won't do it. Now, I understand there's some people. And you're trying to shove a treat in them. Just see if everybody's listening to me at this point. My God. Sometimes I wonder about you. Now, there are some people that like to squirt, be squirted on, and all that stuff, and it's a big turn-on to them. Rock on. This isn't about that. No, it's, it's, no, it's not. You know what I've found? Anytime I try to be flirty and, like, talk a decent game, it just ensured that it was going to be a fucking complete disaster i mean that is like the ultimate kiss of death oh no yes i can honestly because what has happened is i usually have got myself so fucking worked up into a complete lather like a fucking rabid dog like i'm so excited for this and all of a sudden it's like and then everything just fucking i just fucking stroke out and at that point i'm then it's like well that then everything just fucking, I just fucking stroke out. And at that point, I'm then like, well, that was fucking embarrassing as fuck. Cause nothing says sexy. Like just seeing me just sit there sweating with a limp dick going, I think it'll work sometime. You were going to yawn. No, I did yawn. Just cut my mouth shut. Am I boring you? No, I'm just tired. You had to think about that. No. This is your show. We're going to name this show. It is not my show. It is your show. We're going to name this the Amanda Show. No, you're going to name me a cookie monster. Actually, probably P is for pussy. No, cookie. What could you name it? That's going to be in my brain now. God damn it. Cookie Monster is Coochie Munch. Coochie Monster. C is for Coochie. It's good enough for me. If you get a chance, come to the meet and greet on Thursday night because I am going to run up to Bree in a a very vanilla bar drop on my knees and just go when i get there so just know that that is gonna happen yeah we know oh my god so all those rules i won't actually touch it so that it won't be against consent but all those rules of not making ourselves stand out of a bar probably but all those rules of not doing things in a vanilla bar out the fucking window yeah there's a big enough crowd around no one can see shit oh i'll bet you i'll bet you they'll be able to hear me do it because i'm gonna come running in i will that's a slick floor i will slide on my knees in there i will be yeah i should be around my mom more times this week before then, and that's going to be in my brain. She's like, oh, did you record your show? What did you guys talk about? Sesame Street.
Speaker3:
God.
Speaker1:
I was going to go, yeah, but I'm Big Bird, but then I make something like my penis has feathers, and that's just weird. I mean, maybe. Maybe I'll call you Grouch oh shut up look i have met some people that maybe smell like trash can but that's not that's just gross and wrong how did we totally see this is why you want to come to our events our stuff is classy and and high high end because we talk about making fucking And Sesame Street and the Mets fucking dirty how do we do this how do we go here you you and brie went there you and brie look we had okay you know what we can we can damn it i should have got your little puppet out we can we can we just okay so we got all of my stuff from my mom's attic of childhood memorabilia and shit. Yeah. And so. Cole has a fetish. Fetish? Sure. Okay. For sunglasses. Rings. Rings. Jewelry. Jewelry. Leather bracelets. Yep. Key chains. No, that was for something there. Key chains. No, here's the thing. So what of that have you jacked off to? Of what? Of the stuff in your boxes. What are you talking about? Have you used a Muppet to jack off with? No, there was a stuffed animal I used to use a long time ago. That one wasn't in there. I don't where that one's even in there. No, the thing is, why would we bring that up, thanks? The thing is, I'm not freaky at all. The thing is, when you were looking and were pulling out shit and it had like, you thought my leather bracelets was just a new thing. It's like, no, I've been that way since. I told you, I remember August August 17th 1977 the day Elvis died and I cried and I remember the watch Liberace having that I love jewelry and rings I've and Elvis had a big leather bracelet that's where I got my leather bracelet fetish thing and I have yeah all of this but why Liberace because I liked his ring I didn't like Liberace but I he had his rings I like rings sparkly ring well I'm't like Liberace, but he had his rings. I like rings. Sparkly rings. Well, I'm not. Look at me. I'm 50 years almost 50 years old with long hair doing a podcast and sunglasses with my nails dipped. So I don't know where the fuck that would come from. And the odds are that I probably have a boa that I'll be able to wear Friday night. So you tell me.'s the word of the day squirt so yeah so just because you got to see now where all this shit came from that like yeah and i used to be tiny oh my god i was such a little fucking kid uh yeah and oh my god i'm bigger now substantially i apparently ate that little fucker a couple times over uh but yeah so i don't even know how we got on that shit where did how did where did that even come from you're talking about shit that you brought home yeah but that makes no sense for anything with this podcast i don't remember why are we even in the sex positive podcast our shit doesn't makes no sense we help people we had a short segment on actually helping people the rest of it's just been a clusterfuck the last three weeks because we haven't been organized well no well yeah yep there's that but you know wait something be organized shut up there's been times there's been organization nom stop it god damn it I like Super Grover too, just saying. Jerry had the same thought of coochie monster. Now I'm going to have to do this. The thing is, all I'm picturing is pussy lips and juice flying all over like when ate cookies and the crumbs flew all over his mouth just like it'd be like this oh don't you spit it all over that's that's what it would that's uh that that's that's now what that's what it would be like that's what i'm envisioning right now okay so for those of you just listening you really want to your hair you have it in your beard you have it all fucking over the place what did i tell you that okay so just so you know this is why you want to be part of the youtube channel this is why you want to part of the youtube channel see this the one thing i have to admit that i've learned after the beard thing is yeah because it collects water anyways okay Do I have a phone? I'm like, you're a fucking noob. Thank you. have to admit that i've learned after the beard thing is yeah because it collects water anyways okay so there you go this this is if you'd like to be a sponsor for our show what you need to do and wow i did get in my hair god it's on the back of my neck what the see that's what i picture but watch Sesame Street. How did I get on your computer? A little bit did. If you watch Sesame Street, that's how he ate cookies. So if he's going to be the coochie monster, that would have to be how he'd eat pussy. Just saying. Wow. I don't even. Here's what's going to suck. If at some point in time I'm going to try to actually legitimately eat her pussy and I'm going to start laughing and she's going to start laughing because we're both going to think of that very thing at the exact same time. This is how like the night when we were going to hook up with a couple and we started talking about Star Wars and we ended up just laughing our ass off and no sex was had because this is the exact same thing that's going to happen
Speaker3:
with this.
Speaker1:
You guys have fun. We'll just be over there and die and laugh and don't mind us. Hi, Paul. Come with the frog here. Phone or kill her anyway. Oh, God.
Speaker2:
Oh, wow. You are just special.
Speaker1:
I think of this stuff on the fly. He does. It's scary. Very, very scary I'm still just dripping ass wet And I'm still thirsty I think I wasted all my water That's what she said Because I'm pretty sure there are some that are pretty wet after that Well, you know I've always been kind of a messy eater Look at the video and how it's all over your shirt oh oh my god see this is back to that whole squirting thing you can kind of see there oh my gosh goodness okay wow you're special that's uh i got nothing there hmm this much helping people is just kind of scary, you know what? We're kind of hands-on educators is what. We're going to be going on the road doing seminars live and face-to-face for groups. So they can laugh at us in person. We're going to scare the hell out of them. I promise you the first fucking time we do a sex ed thing that looks like gallagher running a mug on there people gonna be like what in the fuck wait we paid money for this are you shitting me sure did just saying oh you're pretty much entertainment so now this is a great segue uh to put in why you should sign up to go to crazy summer nights because that's me sober okay that that is uh that's me sober, okay? That's me sober. So picture me 50 shots in. Just saying. So you want to make sure you do that. Now it's time to promote your waterproof blankets. Yeah, no shit. Absolutely, yes. NoMoreWetSpots.com. Check them out. Actually, I still have a link on it. We have the link on our page. So do check out those because No More more wet spots. You wouldn't have to sleep in this. Just saying. You can just put the blanket over my head and my shirt would be fine. This blanket's awfully lumpy and wet. What I just demonstrated there was if you want to use your vagina as a torture device to waterboard someone, that's how you do it. Thank you. Thank you very much. Anyways. God, I don't even know why my... And mom wants to watch these things. She's like, I'd really like to see the show. No, no, you wouldn't. Oh my god, you'd have a fucking coronary. There's no fucking way this is... It was hard enough
Speaker2:
in front of a kid when he was doing sound and getting to hear about blowjobs in a parking lot and him laughing his ass off. Yeah, see. Your mom would I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don demonstrating cream pies and shit or something weird i don't know i got whipped cream in the freezer. Maybe. In our refrigerator. You want to do a snowball? Is that what you want to do? Just saying. We're getting pictures now of Kermit's Frog. Hi-ho, Kermit's Frogs. Yeah, so there you go. Wow. You done? Yeah, I think we'll go ahead and call our quits there. It kind of hard to top the fucking uh that little display so again hey don't forget check out all of our sites you can find us all over the place craziestsummernights.com the countdown is on if you're interested if you really want in all seriousness you want to be a an incredible unique sponsorship opportunity let us know uh to be a sponsor on our show obviously or Crazy Winter Nights. The countdown's on. We also have another big surprise possibly coming. I'm working on it right now for something for March. Beware the Ides March. Actually, what it will be, I'm going to tell you right now, what I'm working on is an anniversary party. Because it would be our, it will be Kazba's six-year anniversary this year that's our six year anniversary so uh be listening for that and uh again visit our sponsors check out asn lifestyle magazine check out full swap shop but definitely check out art by carrie uh that's carrie daniels and it's carrie's art uh yep a-r-i-e dot com check it out today. Thank you so much for listening and supporting us. Okay, so a question. On the camper spots, we are currently taking, we can put you on a list for camper spots or tent electric spots for KSN. Those are sold out. So all we have right now are actual tent spots, but we can put you on a waiting list if one opens up yeah so uh anyway so with that being said kids check out our sponsors thanks for listening hopefully we'll see you all this weekend or this either thursday or this weekend friday or saturday yep or sometime partying soon party on uh you can reach that our website crazycasma.com crazy summer nights dot com uh you can find us on our website, CrazyKazba.com, CrazySummerNights.com. You can find us on Twitter, at TruthCrazy. You can email us. It would be Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. So doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Kazba Style, out.
