Krazy Truth #194 Boner games

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the with the lovely lovely and all over with the 12 foot thingy miss amanda hey we are here to i don't know i said now you said it we're here to tantalate titillate and whatever we got all kinds of people on tonight oh my god we got all kinds of people and some of them i hope to have sex with so uh just saying me too for those of you early on in the process let's pretend like we've done this shit before we have well rumor has it this is season five holy fucking shit sweet mother fuck christ it's season five uh episode 194 do you know what that means do you do you bueller not a thing what it means is we're only six away from 200 and And at 200, you know what we're going to do at 200? We're going to have guests in here. Who the fucking part of you? No, here's what we're going to do at 200. At 200, we're going to have a guy and a girl in here. Or you can go to two girls. Either way. We are a guy and a girl. I'm getting my dick. No. Listen to the whole fucking process. I'm getting my dick so you're getting eaten out while we're on the air. There you go. Something fun to look forward to. I don't know if there's enough room in here. here well maybe we'll have to move the studio oh just saying we could always do it in a hotel room somewhere just saying it's a 200 episode gangbang uh there you go or uh orgy gangbang whatever orgy gangbang i don't know one of us is gonna be really sore if it's an orgy or a gangbang i don't really know which trying to figure out where i want my microphone in my hand out of my hand in my mouth out of my mouth whatever Well, I turned't know. One of us is going to be really sore if it's an orgy or a gangbang. I don't really know which. I'm trying to figure out where I want my microphone. In my hand? Out of my hand. In my mouth? Out of my mouth. Whatever. Anyways. Well, it turned you down. It won't turn me up. Shock me. Make me feel better. That's right. Kiss Reference owns that. Thanks, Ace Freely. Appreciate it. Can't do anything because I said who it was. Ha ha. I'd love to have Ace Freely on our show. I'm fucking kick ass. We'd get some listeners in. Anyways, quick shout out to our paid sponsors. We always do that. I forget about those crazy motherfuckers. Hey, you know what smart swingers do? They read. Sure do. Yep. What do they read? Yep. That was off Sesame Street. What they read is asnlifestylemagazine.com.com Check them out today.
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Speaker3: Oh, boy.
Speaker1: Yeah, we don't fucking know. This is unscripted, unrehearsed, untrained, clueless fucking bullshit.
Speaker3: Are we ever scripted and are we ever rehearsed?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Jesus Christ, we hardly have time to record the motherfucker. When would we have time to do a rehearsal? I mean, jeez, fuck, sweet mother monkey tits. Yeah, like your sleep. Ah! She woke me up the night we get home. We've been in Iowa. That's scary enough. We go to bed. We've been asleep for about an hour. When she yuts out a fucking yelp, a scream that shot my ass straight the fuck out of bed it shot the dog that was hiding under the bed straight out of bed and we're both looking at her and it's like and then she starts snoring again i'm like mother fucking wow yeah so you tried to touch me i did and you were you you breathed laborly for a few seconds and then you just fucking went back to sleep snoring. So, you didn't die. Nothing would happen. I had a heart attack, but other than that, no big deal. The dog had a heart attack. The dog was like, what the fuck? Scared the... Well, apparently. Well, I was there for you, but you chose to ignore me, Freddy Krueger, in your dreams. Well, that's something that must have been Freddy Krueger in your dreams, nightmare. Don't look at me. Say something so there's not dead air. Anything. I don't care what you say. Call me a dead air. Dead air can be okay. Oh, fuck. Just not for a long period of time. No, dead air. It doesn't mean you have to go 90 miles an hour. I don't go 90 miles an hour. I'm slow and steady wins the fucking race. Your crack habit says otherwise. Look, man. Just every turtle doesn't have to go the speed of fucking some of us go faster than that it's not like i'm doing our rewind so people can understand no one's actually listening to what i say this is true okay so let's talk about some important things first and foremost uh leah is on the is on on she's listening right now for those of you't know, where the fuck have you been? We do this in front of our live Facebook crowd every Monday night. It's a secret group. Shh, don't tell the others. Kaz Bank. Leah is on here right now. Leah, say something on the, you better be listening. If she left already, I'm going to be all upset. I know she didn't. She was our, she went to um hito hito there you go and she shook her money maker and she got her boobs wet and she fucking put on some routines from fucking hell she kicked ass and she represented us she was our first miss crazy casbah in the milf contest and i'm gonna tell you what uh she didn't win but i'm gonna tell you what she kicked ass and took names and she she shot a she sent the flare up that fucking let put the all those other girls around the world on notice motherfuckers were here and and what a great ambassador we had thank you so much couldn't have picked a better person oh no we didn't pick her we didn't pick her but but she she oh she kicked ass and and she took names and she looked sexy and everybody's been talking about her and that girl works the fuck out well yes she works the fuck out look when they did the booty con and they should we saw pictures of the booty contest he's every freaking muscle oh my fucking god man her fucking defined ass okay i'm gonna say your age leah just so you know uh here's the thing if if you had to guess her age you didn't know we will know her age so we can't even play this game but if you had to guess her age i promise you would not you would nowhere close guess her age at what it is nowhere close i most would probably, I would guess people would say she's probably mid-30s, right? She's 53. She's got an ass to die for. She has legs to die for. She fucking did routines that kicked ass. Yeah. So, ladies, guess what? In theory, we're going to be doing the MILF contest again uh at crazy summer nights again and so the bar has been set outrageously high to to represent miss casbah to miss be miss crazy casbah but we couldn't be more proud of her so good job uh she did a routine for us at crazy winter nights and that was hot and then she and she stayed healthy she avoided the covid she she avoided the rona got down there and competed and did a really good job so we're really proud of her so yeah there you go that's fucking that was hot so there you go naked pictures all around just saying and her husband did a great job too way to go to be there and be her escort i don't know what jim did i'm sure he helped with the other shit too i'm just i'm just totally fucking with you uh leah are you going to be at the party in two weeks at valentine's day party for those who don't know we're going to a the island riders valentine's party in two weeks if you want to see us there we'll be there if you want to meet us we'll be we'll be meetable if you want to get us drinks we'll be drinkable meetable we'll be drinkable no we won't be drinkable but we'll drink drinkable so okay so leah is gonna be at leah leah sorry i was thinking of princess leah it's a whole fucking fetish thing don't mind me you have to wear your hair in the little buns on the side of your head if if you do you're gonna get fucked by jabba the hut just so you know uh anyways oh my god what is that fucking thing crawling on that poor girl uh anyway so um but my tongue is powerful anyway so if you're fans of the movie it makes sense so you can meet not only can you meet us but you're gonna be able to meet miss crazy kaz Crazy Kazma at the Island Riders Party. So that's going to be a good time. And I didn't mean we're drinkable, but you can take and buy us a drink. Or give us a drink. I say, there's no buying. Well, shut up. If they want to give us money, too, I don't care. We're kind of broke after KWN. Feel free. No, I mean, you can, you know, I like rum. Just throwing it out there like rum uh and uh you know rum makes my clothes come off i don't know i don't know if it does or not rum makes your clothes come off i've seen it it does pretty much anything i'm 17 of anything i okay glitter down his pants now wait a minute here's what's really funny so there's another guy on here today right now right there that was talking me today and she was talking about because i was telling her how i'm shy right because i'm gonna we're gonna hook up with at some point in time and and it's because i didn't ask before and i shouldn't be shy and i said i was shy and she called me out because she listens to our show so she called me out and goes let's see it crazy winter nights you go i'm gonna go and go get my dick sucked and you went got your dick sucked and more he didn't seem too shy then and that's when i pointed out the fact that i had uh that's true i would you were very drunk though i had 17 shots of uh captain morgan courage uh would you lick rum off oh fuck yeah i'll lick rum off you absolutely absolutely is that like fucking with the captain or sailing with the captain i don't know we'll keep the parrot out of the way that's mine get away ah cole's getting laid anyways uh my god so there's that wow i don't i don't know See, she's still calling bullshit right now on me.
Speaker3: That you're shy?
Speaker1: That I'm shy.
Speaker3: Yeah, you are shy.
Speaker1: I am shy. Now, when you give me 17 shots of any form of anything, I'm not shy.
Speaker3: So see, crazy summer nights, he's not going to be shy at all because he's going to have 50.
Speaker1: Oh, shit. After 50 of them, I'm pretty much just going to be walking around jacking off the entire weekend. Walking around stroking my dick. Stroking my dick. You probably would. What are you doing stroking your dick? Why? Because I'm drunk. I don't know. Because it's supposed to be that way. There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Booty shot. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah. You guys had. Body shots off the scent. I said, I saw booty. See? I know you did. That's why I'm like trying to correct your ass. Booty body, whatever. Anything off the scent I'm in. Booty body, booty body, what? Booty body? We're going to have a new thing. It's the Casbah Booty Body Program. It's kind of like swimming buddies, but it's like sex buddies. I need my booty buddy. Help, I need my booty buddy. You guys better fucking also come to... Who we're talking to right now is our good friends down at Kinky Framing Wine. Well, not down at Kinky Furry Wine. Well, they're down because they're in Kansas. Well, they are down, yes. Hopefully they're going to be down. I'll have booty shots. Fuck, yeah. Here's the thing. Ladies, I know... Jesus Christ. I know that it's hard to believe. I that uh start getting start buying your spots in lines for crazy summer nights now because i'm sure i'll just be fucking rico suave running around that's such a joke we all know that it's like yeah i'm such a plus don't nobody has to worry about getting a number in line okay that's just my own little fantasy that makes me feel fucking hard in the shower and after that i go on with reality and go yeah well maybe you'll get laid if you get lucky if some of the other girls take a shot with me follow that i'm really not sure i followed that probably not also oh don't forget i have to sign this is the other thing christina told me today i have to i've told her i'd give her a shirt she says i have to sign the shirt because at some point in time if i become like a famous perv that could be worth some money so my question to her was a famous if we fuck is that a good thing if we fuck does that mean that then she needs to have her badge like framed her badge could be on like antique road show in 50 years because it had my dick in it you know know, I'm just, I'm making that shit up. I don't even know. Don't look at me like that. It seemed funnier in my brain. Jesus Christ. Uh-oh. Somebody, you got a picture. You got a picture. Well, but my phone is recording, so I can't check it. Booty buddies. It's probably another tease picture, because he likes to send those. Anyway, so, okay, so.
Speaker3: It's a little flame stickers over his dick.
Speaker1: You know why? That's because it's hot.
Speaker3: No, okay, so what you have to do is you have to send me an ass picture.
Speaker1: With a flame over it?
Speaker3: Because I'm an ass girl.
Speaker2: No. I want to see an ass picture. I don't want to see the asshole i want to see the curvature but holes for everybody because he has a nice ass and i'll give that i want to see it let's see i've got him there's nothing like okay wait a minute do i lose people just come on her dress and you can save it she said she will christine jump in you said she was on to save my dress or my dress my dress no not my dress yeah he doesn't have an ass wait i have no yeah all i know is at this point in time i can see i'm probably losing all my shots all around one sin you also need you and and i need need to come to Crazy Summer Nights. Everybody needs to come to Crazy Summer Nights. Everybody has an ass. Right, we got that. But everybody's talking about no asses. Okay, now we've totally, nobody even cares. I'll just go ahead and finish out with the rest of the show. It's the Miss Amanda Ass Show. Well, if they would all come to Crazy... Yeah, but you have a good dick. I don't have an ass You have a good dick I don't have an ass If they would all come to crazy summer nights Their ass can be hanging out the whole time Here's the deal I figured out for crazy summer night We're going to have a couple contests One of the contests is going to be Girls, how fast you can go from your hair down Into the dick sucking position I don't wear my hair wear my hair up. Well, I guess you're going to have to practice just for this one time.
Speaker1: You can take it out when you start sucking some cock.
Speaker2: We're going to probably have a guys how fast you can get a bra undone.
Speaker1: We can have an ass contest.
Speaker2: You can be the judge of the ass.
Speaker1: Squeeze.
Speaker2: Guys and girls. Yeah, guys and girls.
Speaker1: Absolutely.
Speaker2: We can have a how long you can last contest.
Speaker1: I don't care what we do. No shit. What we need to do is like. Your orgasm noise. No'll be funny so we'll start all of the guys you got to be naked at the far end of the camp right well everybody line up they get a fluffer okay every guy gets a fluffer they the girls five four three two one so as soon as the guy gets hard the girl has to stop and the guys have to walk without touching their dick down now listen to me they have to walk down the camp and however and once their dick goes off that's where we mark the spot so whoever's stays the hardest, the longest, wins a prize. How do you come up with this shit? Off the top of my head. Apparently. That's a great contest. I wouldn't do very good because I didn't want to touch it. I mean, it would be like, you know, but you can't run. It's got to be like just, you have to walk. And how far? Because eventually yeah yeah and so no no okay no yes there are some guys that take you have shots there's no you can't use any you can't you know we can't do any any you know i don't do a shot but if i grab two sticks and tie it around my dick when it's hard that i'd like put a sling on it that won't count we'll have to put some rules like that in place this would be all natural yeah but what a great contest to see how far a guy can get just as soon as it gets hard would you do it yeah i would do it wait what i would i here's the deal if i'm about 25 shots in motherfuckers i'll kick all your asses because i get i when i get drunk i don't get whiskey dick i get solid you get too much you kind of do well if i get too much i can have a heart on but i'm throwing up because i'm spinning so it doesn't really matter i mean it's but no but i'm just i i would i would participate in this but the thing would be is you can't touch your dick no through my fucking pants through my jeans because i don't own shorts so to be jeans. Yes, I would take my pants off and do it. Yes. Wow. And the thing is, with all the guys, we'd have to have our hands up, so once your dick started, you couldn't touch your dick. And then the girls had to be along with the thing, and when a guy's dick goes limp, that spot gets marked. It's like a paper airplane contest, but with penises. That would be fun. So that's what we're going to, that's what. I said that's what what someone can't handle being in your mind who said that i just yeah so sometimes i can't either imagine being in his so think about this we've got so we're gonna have this year we are going to have the fucking sex olympics this year and the thing is is that we're gonna we're gonna do that and we're gonna do it we're gonna we're gonna make it so that it's fun stop it god damn it we're gonna make it so that it's fun but that everybody can participate right you know that's gonna be the thing we're gonna have everybody you know we could have a talent show dick tricks we could have a talent show i remember watching real sex years and years ago where the two dudes took their balls and their dick and we're doing like different stretches with them and shit we could have that uh we are gonna have a 5k that's not sexy no i know but you know we are gonna have a 5k i think so and i think i i don't know if you're gonna have to run it naked uh it's too much bouncing that could be well not just for girls if guys dick's flopping and swinging around i'll fucking catch on a twig or something i got a tick on my penis but i think we'll probably do a 5k out there i think that will be kind of fun yes the eiffel tower the hamburger you remember it brie i knew you would you're just like me i love you the hamburger is where they take their balls grab it twist it yeah fold it in half and squeeze it yeah i couldn't do that because mine would be a fucking open-faced sandwich because i only have one ball thank you very much um yeah you need two nuts for dick tricks but it's like a yo-yo with only no string anyways so the thing is is that i we're gonna have a lot of fun shit like that and people i know a of people are all freaked out about, well, because we're down to like tent spots. It's like, look, there's places to shower. There's a pool. There's a pond. There's an air conditioned building. There's people with, there's going to be a shit ton of campers there. You know what? Here's the deal. If you're in a tent and you don't have electricity, make friends with somebody in a camper. Just saying. But I but i mean and trust me the people with the campers are badass and super cool because they they are like there's always they're all sitting out and hanging out and some of the regulars are there and it's just a fun fucking time uh yep 5k we'll get some so you know i'm gonna get made i'm gonna get penis medals made how do you do that because i'm like well how do they come up with these i will find a way look you got a crab one for running a half marathon not actual crabs she could have but the guy wouldn't make a move uh but oh my god that's so true but if they will i could i can get a penis one made i promise you i can well we've got marv marv's uh
Speaker3: metal shop i got a guy i got a guy yeah but then you have to paint it or put something on
Speaker2: Thank you. I can get a penis one made. I promise you I can. Well, we've got Marv's metal shop.
Speaker1: I got a guy. I got a guy. Yeah, but then you have to paint it or put something on it to say, you know, naked 5K or... Something. Just the tip. 5K at the pines. I want it by a tip. Anyways, we'll figure that out. So hopefully people will come to... I don't want people to be afraid to come to crazy summer nights because they don't have AC or because they're just in a tent. I'm telling you, it's a fun – Even if you get all sweaty, you won't be. Yeah. Look, there's so many bullshit parties going on around the world right now. Come to ones that aren't bullshit. That's all I'm saying. And, yes, I got hit up for today. And you don't even know this. And so my brain is processing. We have been asked about doing a St. Paddy's Day party. And so the thing is, I got the leprechauns. The thing is, is that if you can catch her, you can get her pot of gold. Nummy, gold nummy anyways but we may look at doing something St. Paddy's Day slash Mardi Gras type thing I think Mardi Gras is like way early it's the 7th 7th of what? March is that late in the year? I think so anyways but we may we may... I think we'll make a fucking trip to New Orleans. I think we will... We may do something for St. Paddy's Day. So, I don't know. It's not going to be a fucking... It's not going to be KWN level of... I'm not doing a... Look, I'm still fighting with the fucking hotel. Next week, you guys will all know, either we'll be talking high pra praises of our hotel Or I'll be bashing the shit out of them We'll know more Stay tuned we'll know more on Wednesday How that goes out Anywho We're going to do something If we do something If I can put it together That's the whole thing We're not making promises yet if we can put it together it'll be epic because everything we do is epic but because i don't know how to do anything none un-epic i know a couple other leprechauns as well uh you know so oh wait jen it's the first because his birth's 50th birthday is the seventh i'll be damn i'm like i got volunteers to plan awesome uh and uh huh oh no shit this is a big thing too of why i gotta talk to you about that so i've been asked on that so uh the thing is is i'm thinking if we can put something together we can make it kind of fun and i don't know we'll figure something out who knows like i say just don't expect fucking over-the-top hotel takeover like I've done in the past. This will be more like college-type party, but with fucking. Or more fucking than in college. Did you say a frat party? No, no. I didn't say we were going to get fucking retarded. I said it was not going to be as over-the-top. I didn't say to suck cock there's a difference there wait yeah no shit but i'll bring the leprechauns i got a couple of them shut it we need to request something out there can't you like go back to your like fairy guild and see who else can come to the event anyways just saying uh so yeah there you go this is kind of this is the fun stuff that's going in my brain i'm thinking a lot about crazy summer nights my my brain because i'm gonna be 50 and I'll be be mushy after that, and, you have to look through this side, too, and I'll wave at you, lift it up, see, then you wave, see my finger, yeah, anyways, uh, so, I just, I'm thinking a lot about it, I, I want to have a plan. I want to be, I'm giddy. There's going to be meat. There's going to be fucking beverages. There's going to be Mennonites. There's going to be what, what more can, look, I, there is no doubt in my mind. If we get a coin full of the whole sex part, here's the thing. If we get enough of us there, we're at like 180 or some shit right now. If we hit 300 mark i know i know that we can get fucked up enough that we can go and take over an entire town that poor town i mean take it over all of it and we're gonna come back and we're gonna get a bunch of fucking amish people to give us rides back and we're gonna have horses and buggies beer for my horses whiskey for my men all that fucking shit we're gonna we're gonna it's gonna be fun nothing says a party quite like getting some Amish folks drunk what is that when they call what's that called when they like taking like like have like they're like deciding if they want to be Amish or not Amish i don't know if we get some during that party and they come to ksn can we fuck in the buggy i bet i know which way it's gonna go fuck yeah we can fuck in the buggy you don't know that if we steal the buggy we can fuck in the buggy oh it's so romantic just saying okay there we go but we'll take over our town so it'll be fun what could possibly go wrong well the town down the street that my mom grew up in yep is only like 300 people perfect there's no family still there and they've got math i did not just say that uh uh no the thing is is that we you know yeah we that town has a sex shop and quilting combo store if if if we can get banned from the entire state of iowa they're missouri though it depends which side we're on if we do it right we could get banned from two fucking towns if we if we break in half and like surround a third town we could get kicked out of missouri and i and iowa yeah as long as we have enough around we can make this happen a bunch of naked people roaming through towns rumspringa rumspringa i don't know what it is But i want some no that's that's the that's the they leave the amish community on their 16th birthday or whatever if that ain't the fucking fates and a half i don't know what the fuck is if if if determining whether or not you want to be a little amish girl or a fucking swinger has the word rum in it and i'm in the area at ksn baby put away your bonnet and except you want to leave it on for a fucking fetish because holy shit no keep those sexy boots on baby keep that bonnet on i like it that way oh my gosh you are just on fire you know what they can fuck in the dark because they're used to it. No lights needed. You can be our guides on the walk. Do you fuck with the lights on or off? Well, we're Amish, so they're off. And once the candle goes out, we don't know what to do. Enough.
Speaker2: What'd you do today? I fuck like a rabbit and I build a barn. Okay.
Speaker1: Anyways.
Speaker2: They build barns. I don't know.
Speaker1: Except they go to their owners and say, can you put a phone in your barn?
Speaker2: Hey, rock it on. So I can use it. Hey, you know what?
Speaker1: Here's the deal. If the way we encourage someone to come to the dark side is with the power and an illumination of a cell phone, I'm in. Hey, baby. Want to hear my ringtone? Oh, my gosh. Girl, ha, other thing i've got people that want us to do flags i've already got a guy that wants uh special casbah flags because they want a caravan from omaha and he's thinking how cool it would be to go across the state with casbah flags and i gotta tell you i think that's pretty damn cool myself not gonna lie not the most fun to make but i can make you some i'm telling you what man we can we can fucking yeah i don't i don't know if cruising across state i with big football fingers is necessarily the greatest idea you have it on the back of your fucking car i know i wasn't i was trying to act like i was going to be you know you know you do have one that we're holding absolutely uh yeah so on august 4th is best ever kid's birthday yeah so yeah i'm just saying so apparently there could be a caravan and then you know what we're gonna do if there's a caravan people seriously we got a lot of truck drivers on our page somebody is gonna bring their semi and i'm riding on the semi because we're all gonna have walkie talks we're playing convoy the whole way out there breaker one nine this year's a duck omaha don't know what to do with those hogs there uh and so we're gonna fucking so all the way through we got a trucking convoy usa just just yeah we'll be blowing air horns and scaring ponies and fuck yeah this is gonna be the greatest day ever um well that's pretty much all i got yeah that's right casper world domination fuck yeah you know what else we need to get out there we need to get some nail people out there so we can all like like we need to do something really fun like we need to have guys have to come out and like a contest for the guys to paint their nails black like we need to see how many guys will fucking anybody can walk around their dick hanging out Except me Because I'm scared But anybody else can But we paint your nails We want to see Everybody with their nails Paint a nail A nail night
Speaker3: A nail night
Speaker4: Nail night
Speaker1: If we do this right Maybe we can all take And go over to Get our nails done Invade like three fucking Nail salons
Speaker3: Do you think they have Nail salons
Speaker1: No on Wednesday before And then we'll fucking Go out there By the way I'm going to show you So I'm just saying. And we got lots of compliments, by the way. No, my mom, just so everybody knows. Fuck yeah, Convoy would be national newsworthy. Hell yeah. Just so everybody knows, because I did put a post on earlier on her page about mom's comments about her whole moving moving thing and about how she told my brother that he said well we need strippers and she said well cole can get cadets and the cadets are cute especially naked with just their sashes on mom is not attending ksn as much as she would love to attend my birthday party there's just some things that even my mother just does not need to see and there's some things i don't want to see about your mother well here's the thing i don't know that mom needs to sit there and reminisce about the time that i fucking demolished her vag on the way out and then just turn around and watch me just be demolished and trying to demolish any vag i can get close to on my 50th birthday she wouldn't say that i know she wouldn't say it, but she might think it. Mom!
Speaker2: You know how mom always likes to call?
Speaker1: Okay, my birthday. I can't remember what time I was officially born.
Speaker2: It's like, I don't know. My mom can tell you.
Speaker1: It was in the afternoon because she calls every year. She calls every year at that time. So if she was at crazy summer nights, she'd be like, Hey, happy birthday. Mom, I'm kind of busy here. Can you give us just a few more seconds? That'd be great. We have to wait. I don't think we can do that by now. Amanda, where's Cole? He's fucking. Leave him alone. He's trying to go back home. He's trying to get back in a badge. He spent 50 years trying to crawl back in one. Just saying. That's some mommy issues right there. Well, you know. Look man i'm at an age i'm looking for people with daddy issues so what the hell i'm not picky so yeah oh hey guess what it's halftime we have this is like the ultimate show we've talked about nothing productive at all uh hey was just listening to your brain go absolutely ape shit. And people are just amazed of what's going to come out of your mouth next. Look, this is so fucking normal, though. It is normal. Yeah, I mean. Except earlier today, it was quiet as could be. Well, no, it was just fucking, it was taking a nap for like two hours, which gives it time to gives it time to rest and it's fired up and it's like you fucking wake up a kid with fucking, you know, crack and then wonder why they're just going boing. You're up, go. Oh, hell no. You know what we talk about at halftime? I don't know what we're talking about at halftime. What are we always talking about? What are we going to do every night, Pinky? Take over the world, but that's not what you've been talking about. Oh, my Lord. Yeah, see, Cole wants me to surprise my Twitter. Yes, I do. That's a truth. Flipoffgear.com. Buy some shit. There you go. Would you quit fucking with my hair, woman? Man, I'm telling you. They're not ears. Yeah. And, hey, if you want to be a sponsor of our show, do you have a small business? Do you have a big business? Do you have a medium-sized business? Is the porridge too hot? Is the porridge too cold? I don't know. But if you want to be a sponsor of our show, give us a holler or go to our website at www.crazykazbakasbh.com and sign up today. Feel free to check it out. Because you need your hands to do that stuff. And make sure you go and sign up today. Don't wait around. Don't fucking guess. Don't think about it. Don't fucking ponder. Just do it. Go sign up for Crazy Summer Nights today. Crazy Summer Nights. It's www.crazysummernights.com. There's a counter. Hold on. Shut up. There's a counter on it right now. It's like 189 days. You can the days minutes hours seconds like i am for uh for snarf for crazy summer nights the reason i just snarfed uh is that i got excuse that i could possibly be a pinky and pinky always goes snarf j brain what are we gonna do today snarf wow it's hard to believe we're not ranked higher in the sex podcast world joe rogan suck my dick we're on our way uh we don't talk about our sexual endeavors encounter you know why that is because half the time there isn't anything to talk about hey what'd you do today jacked off it was awesome i haven't even done that for a while i'm been too tired i haven't my dick pills have come in and they've been rocked on that's that's not true because you you were like fucking around this weekend i mean with you well she comes everywhere with me suck my nipples oh hand over the mouth oh shut up it's that's not not surprise every girl Yes, there you go You want to know what I really get into? If you need me to come and get off of you And you're like, okay, well that was fun, Cole I no longer have daddy issues, go away, Jabba Just let me put my fucking hand over your mouth
Speaker3: And just struggle a little bit
Speaker1: Just, yeah, yeah
Speaker2: Uh-huh
Speaker1: Nummy
Speaker3: You haven't done that for a really long time
Speaker1: I know, well, see, the dick pills work Because I still use the promescent So I'm horny a lot Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.'t done that for a really long time. I know.
Speaker1: Well, see, the dick pills work because I still use the promessant. So I'm horny a lot. A lot. The blood flow is cranking through. And so in the meantime, I'm building cardio in my wrist. I wasn't expecting that. So basically, at the current one, some days days there are some days i i i you know after i jack off i i go i feel like like sylvester sloan and like the movie over the top where he was like it was the arm wrestling movie so he's driving the truck and he had the arm thing to work out his arm it's like oh man at some point in time i'm gonna be able to turn my hat backwards and be in the arm wrestling contest man what's your training regimen masturbation six or seven times a day what'd you do today masturbate yeah but other than that that's it napped uh so you know i've been pretty proud of myself the sex has been really good because i've been really tired afterwards i've fallen right asleep that's always a good sign if you jack off and you stay awake well then it was just kind of like eh but you know if you jack off and you're like wake up an hour later you know your underwear is around your ankles your hand is kind of covered in spoo and crusty like glaze spot on your stomach. Well, you know, you got one and everybody went home happy. And you know what's great is you saved a whole lot of money because you didn't have to give her a cab fare home. Anyways, you just scrub her off and don't let the dogs lick you. It's kind of one of those things. So that's, you know.
Speaker3: Since there is no topic, I didn't see any face licking at karaoke thursday oh yeah was that after the corset oh okay so slicking no i i had i talked when i was gonna we were gonna lick faces i forget whose face i was gonna lick uh no see it was brie because she too. We were talking about we were going to lick faces.
Speaker2: It's just something we do.
Speaker1: I thought that was not good. Okay, you guys have to understand. Look, we all have dapper gangers. Dapper gangers? Is that like a storm gang bang?
Speaker2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker1: Anyway, somebody that looks like you. Mine is a female. We don't look the same.
Speaker3: I was going to say, it's more personality or like spot.
Speaker1: We, yeah. Yep. I actually need her to meet my mom at some point in time just saying does she seem familiar anyway so uh yeah so yeah uh and and that's yeah we were gonna we you do have better tits than i do that is correct uh but i did look uh sexy in a corset uh allow me to just say that that is the fucking dumbest thing i've ever put on my body because oh my fucking god oh the course oh fucking i can hear my ribs cracking he can't handle that here's the deal you know what i get it i've heard that asphyxiation when you come it's supposed to like make you come better i didn't want to try it jesus my god if i'd have shot a load in that i'd hyperventilate it i'd have died and you couldn't have rescued me for two hours so someone had some courses there beautiful courses holy crap they were beautiful yes but he's like i want to try it on because i'm an idiot and they go okay and the next thing i turn around and he's like got this got two girls trying to pin this corset around and i'm like what the fuck is going on you don't you don't even look over anymore all of a sudden you have one girl go here hold, hold my hands. Because he's going to pull.
Speaker3: And then the husband was behind just cranking. He could have put a foot up on your ass and just been pulling.
Speaker1: I'm sitting going, one, two, three.
Speaker3: Once they got it on, I said, okay, relax. And then he still can't move. And I'm like, sit down.
Speaker1: Oh, fuck that.
Speaker3: He's like, what? I said, no, sit down. You have to sit down. He sits down oh fucking hell man and then to get up you had to help him get back here here is what here here is what we have pictures travis we will post pictures here's what's so sad ladies i feel really bad for you you go through all that and have the potential to have like uh have me when my dick's not working wow that would be disappointing as fuck i went through all that work and all i got was a floppy wiener yeah in all fairness have you ever had to crank a corset on me no because i got one that fit and i'd already pre-tightened it and i lay on the bed and i fasten it so it sucks it on my stomach and then you get you you try to scoot yourself off the bed and stand up and then it's on see and shelly next time lay flat on the floor the last time i laid flat on the floor uh in a bar you were drunk i was drunk and there's pictures of me being carried carried out just just saying but
Speaker1: we can do that too uh the thing is is and the poor gal that's let me use it she's like please just don't please don't please don't break my brain of course it please and you know of course i'm fucking drunk and not i know i was tipsy as you weren't drunk i wasn't drunk i never get drunk i get tipsy i get courage i get courageous i get lubricated uh yeah that's what it is i get lube how do you get lubricated from the inside out and and the next day i'm just oozing out of my pores the lubrication of rum uh yeah so it's awesome ali has pictures i have pictures but feel free to post a picture on here because yeah because i look damn sexy in that shit someone posted some on the page actually and i had commented to it oh my god i've never had camel toe although i'm sure with only one nut i could make it happen you think with one nut you can make it i bet i could make what happened a camel toe yes i was kw i wasn't kw n tipsy no no no okay so kwn tipsy which is i was really drunk that got me a blowjob in lane but because i had no fear there wasn't even there wasn't even hesitation i looked back on my phone on that conversation and it was like hey you still interested in sucking my dick that's exactly what i texted the girl seriously she's like all right i said hey are you there she goes yeah i'm naked and i said still interested in sucking my dick she's like yeah yeah i had no fucking fear i'm like all right away we're going like where's that where's that captain courage when he's sober out the window fuckers wow so i don't know i we talked to some people tonight they're like we are we are going to,
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Speaker2: we're going to, Captain Courage when he's sober. Out the window, fuckers. Wow. So, I don't know. We talked to some people tonight that are like, we are going to come to more karaoke things, so that's good. Mike, we played an interesting version of Sex Jenga.
Speaker1: Really? Where do you put the blocks?
Speaker3: Now, we have access to a sex Jenga.
Speaker5: We do?
Speaker3: Uh-huh.
Speaker2: We'd have to see if we can borrow it for KSN. They're coming. I hope to be coming 50 times. We'll ask them to bring the sex Jenga with them. Here's the thing.
Speaker1: I think, really what I think I need to do is, I think instead of just 50 shots. Oh, good God. I need like 50 shots and 50 shots. Like, that needs to be the goal. 50. What's this? 50 shots. Jacking off or? Not jacking off preferably, but 50, shooting, firing off a 50 gun salute. And then both people could sign the shirt. So it'd be like, shot, sign. Made him come, sign. made him come sign do you have enough come in you to do that i don't there's only one way to find out try we could put like a special mark to denote shot blank you know or penis was so swollen and bruised he couldn't go anymore or something i mean whatever it should be all right as long as nobody's like going does this thing work is this thing on and dumps it on a table or anything i'd have to be really close to the table but you know what i mean just saying i have to keep it out of the sun why what i don't know why y'all concern you're gonna be busy doing what babysitting your drunk ass? No. Oh, bullshit. I think you can probably take, I think that you can get people, you make them sign fucking things that they agreed to, your rules with me, but of what shots, of coordinating and watching shots. Look, so everybody knows ahead of time at KSN, it's not going to be like a free-for-all, just get Cole fucking training to see if we can kill him.
Speaker3: Right, no.
Speaker1: Miss Amanda is going to have some control over that to make sure i'm getting the water and and we also have a nurse coming to help make sure that i'm okay so you know if you agree like if you take a certain like block of time to be my keeper that's maybe what we should do it's like people that because we got other people who volunteered to help so people have to sign up to be like a certain time frame to be my keeper But they have to agree during that time frame To like not let me just get fucking stupid and run amok The best way is to keep me entertained Just saying But I'm, you know, throwing that out there Yes, Cole's going to get naked probably Because he'll be really drunk and he won't care No, well here's the thing I'm keeping a fucking I'm putting a fucking visor around my dick i do not need my cock sunburn that would be horrible this sunscreen is for our mouth oh do you want to fucking lick sunscreen off my dick not particularly well why should you make other people do that no well they can can they keep you on a leash yeah actually amy if you come up you can keep me on a leash? Yeah. Actually, Amy, if you come up, you can keep me on a leash. That's right. I'd love people to keep me on a leash. I don't care. Within fucking reason. I have a collar and a leash. I'll bring it along. Within reason. Just saying. KSN, cool, squirrel. Yeah, maybe a little bit. Hey, by the way, Danny, we may have a St. Paddy's Day party we need yet. Oh, stop it. What? Her and Sue have to keep coming to more parties. They were fun. They were popular at KWN, and they made some friends and had a good time. I know that for a fact. I'm not sure I have the training. It's not really hard when he's drunk. It's actually really easy to babysit him when he's drunk. I'm not easy. I'm never easy. Well, that's a lie. Kind of uneasy a little bit. Bullshit. I might be a little bit slutty. Easy. A little slutty? A little slutty. I'll wear dresses. I'll pretty much. You give me about three sheets. You give me drunk, I'll do whatever. No, if you get stupid ideas, hey, let's go do this. Like, let's go take over a town. When Cole goes, come on, we're going to go steal a horse, that's where somebody needs to jump in. You go, hey, let's not.
Speaker3: Is there a pig farm close?
Speaker1: Now, see, the thing is, probably what I will do, I probably will not go naked the whole time. It's just not my style. I will probably actually go with a kilt. That's what I actually think I'll probably do. I'll probably wear a kilt the whole time i it's just not my style i will probably actually go go with a kilt that's what i actually think i'll probably do i'll probably wear a kilt the whole time because then it's easy access and and but then it won't get sunburned and and then you know just make sure that yeah see yeah she remembers i like snacks when i get drunk i need snacks and somebody you kind of have to be my handler that's the biggest thing you have to be my handler because because like i stop and i get butterflied as has been well documented uh and i get butterflied and then or i get or i get enamored apparently i did that at the meet and greet the last on last thursday that i got in there i get focused on people. Oh, the girl that you were... Focused on. Yes. I don't know how that happened. I was like, wow, can't tell that. Yeah, well, you know, I mean, it happens. It's one of those things. I don't know. You get a little distracted. Now, here's the thing. With the people that are coming this year to KSN. A lot of people should be coming. We've got a badass group from last year, and we've got a bunch of newbies coming out this year. I don't think I'm going to have any. I think that my neck is going to hurt because I'll be on a swivel the whole time. I mean, I'm going to be exhausted because I'm going to be like. I'm just going to be like a drunken weasel. do you remember on on bug no they're like on bugs on bugs bunny like foghorn leghorn and there was like the little weasel and he's like that is totally gonna be me i'm gonna be drunk and just being like fucking in sensory overload i just heard it found out today again that sunshine's coming back uh for so if we have people coming back from East Cuggy. Oh, really? Is she really? Yeah. She must have really liked it. Yeah. And she's like, it's your 50th, isn't it? I'm like, yeah. Anyways, so I have a feeling that I'm going to be pretty ready to go. I have a feeling it's going to be a quiet fucking ride home on Sunday. That's what I think. I better resting i i have a feeling that it's gonna be yeah we may end up actually going out on wednesday that's what we may end up having well i you know there's some things i want to do around there right yeah which would be good before i was still sober to help yeah so yes there's probably there's probably going to be some things that uh yeah i'm snotty and for a little time frame cole and i drive off it's our i can't say it's our alone time because we go to the cemetery that my mom's married yes yeah so it's like 45 minutes away yeah so what we may go we may go out like like wednesday so we have some and sometimes we need that to get ready for the calm before the storm which is a fun storm because you guys are all rocking and making fun so that's what's awesome but it's still a storm so make sure for the love of fuck please go sign up www.crazy with a k summer with an s knights.com check it, have it bookmarks, you can watch it tick down
Speaker3: you know you don't have to put the www anymore
Speaker1: I don't know any better. I'm just happy to use my phone correctly. I know. And that's the way we're all. So now the other thing is be watching. I want to put this plug out here again because there is going to be, there are some meet and greets we're going to try to get down to wichita for yeah uh there are there's a pool party we're going to go to we'd love to i would love to see a huge caravan of chasma people go invade oklahoma city and take over that fucking pool party that wouldn't that be fun we can do it you think oh fuck yeah we can the suits up and rides again. We're going to fucking go take over. And look, there's going to be swingers everywhere. That's in July. That party has like 1,000 people attend at this pool party. It's a week-long pool party. We don't have to be there the whole time, but we're going to need to invade and take it over. So, no, today doesn't show you. Don't want to miss K ksn uh because ksn's fun because i'm old uh but we're gonna be at some events and we're gonna try to get some more meet and greets going and i know that uh lovely lovely beth and i were already talking today about some meet and greets uh this spring doing another big meet and greet this spring beth wants to do one and we're trying to you know we've, we've got, we've just got stuff going on. So come see us. Come visit us. Come chat with us. Come say hi. Hi. And so that we can, hi. So that we can, we want to get to be able to know everybody. Remember our rule, because we like to support fuck. We aren't going to remember your name until we fucked you three times. So it's just one of those things. Might have to rent a bus. If we had enough interest and commitment to rent a bus, we could rent a bus. See, here's the... But I don't want to rent a bus because everybody wants to do it, and then there's only like five people on it. Here's the thing. Don just put it out here. The July 17th through the 24th is the pool party. Here's why this is going to be a big deal. That's over our anniversary, right? No, it's right after our anniversary. When the fuck's our anniversary? It's right after our anniversary. Our anniversary is July 16th. I have it right here. It's July 16th. So it will be right after our anniversary. So we don't generally fuck other people on our anniversary. That's kind of our rule. But we can fuck people right afterwards. So then we're going to be ready to be splashing around With lots of naked people And they're Some fucking sexy people So see Don's There's the 17th So we can have like So if we hook up after the 18th We can have like an anniversary party We're old though And ours was like this year uh mother 90 94 94 so this is going to be our 28th anniversary yeah damn world uh and you know when april we'll have known each other 30 years that's right damn world uh but this summer we're going to splash around with a whole bunch of other people and be fucking uh naked and crazy and whatever see oh wait a minute they have been married longer than we have oh wow oh shit we need to shut our pie holes and don't we were younger well they probably are still younger than we are yeah pretty young when we got married though well pretty much well not young but we were young i i know some flotation devices that i wouldn't have my i wanted my head in there what yes i was able to drink legally at our wedding oh you were 22 i was yeah yeah remember that and i was 24 old bitch and we were both drunk and uh 93 yeah amy's kind so we all see we're all going to be in the pool splashing around and celebrating our old anniversaries. Holding on to each other's fucking flotation devices. I don't know how much mine would float and hold anybody up. I don't know. Well, then grab them by the dick. Hold on. All you can do is help to blow somebody else's up. You're so funny. Yeah. So pretty much, we all need to get down to the pool party early. So before we get kicked out, before Cole and Amanda get drunk and get kicked out. Yeah. So, you know, this is going to be this. God. That's not going to give us much time to recover for KSN. Oh, well. It'll give enough. My little liver can stand strong. Two weeks, it'll give enough. Fuck, yeah. That's enough time to detox that shit. Yeah, drink a lot of water. Be ready to fucking drink a lot of other things. Had to get dawned as the pool, have a super shallow end for our vertically challenged friends. Yeah, well, I have a feeling you, Danny, have the ability to find talls very easily.
Speaker2: Oh, shit.
Speaker1: And I'm sure that you can find some talls to ride on in some way down and float around
Speaker2: in the pool. Just saying.
Speaker1: Just throwing it out there.
Speaker3: I'm sure they're allowed.
Speaker1: There's 1,000 people. I'm sure we can make this work.
Speaker3: Well, I don't know. Is Clay coming back this year?
Speaker1: To KSN?
Speaker2: KSN. Yes. Okay.
Speaker3: So Clay will be there. That's your tall.
Speaker2: I don't know, is Clay coming back this year? To KSN? KSN, yes. Okay, so Clay will be there. That's your toll. It's funny. You were pondering that, huh? No, I was wondering if he was there. Where's Amanda at? Timber. I don't know which time. Just throw that out there. Yes, it has a shallow end. Awesome. Cool. Okay, so there you okay so there you go wow we like talked about absolutely nothing i don't even know how i'm gonna name this show cole was bad random shit no because squirrels no because then nobody listens to it i want to walk a kangaroo look if i put if i say something like anal tongue anal play then it'll get like fucking the most downloads in the world. Now you can name it the boner game. The boner game. There you go. The boner games? The boner games. I'm thinking so. So would it be a boner triathlon? Brambrie petting zoo. I don't think the list has a petting zoo, but if we go fucking raid an Amish person's farm at KSN,
Speaker3: we'll pet their animals. Ass squirrel crabs.
Speaker1: Ass squirrel crabs.
Speaker3: Well, it was the ass show.
Speaker1: But we could do that. We could all show up drunk and semi-closed on an Amish person and say, we're here to pet your animals.
Speaker2: Meh.
Speaker1: Just saying. Blend that one in. Dun. your animals just saying uh okay so yeah there we go uh i haven't miss amanda that would be for you what am i keeping you no jackass reload i have an animal that needs petted yeah does it need to be petted or licked just say saying. What, do I need to draw a picture?
Speaker3: No, you don't need to draw a picture.
Speaker1: So it's like this. So you take the microphone. Oh, God, this show just fucking completely. No, no, keep going.
Speaker3: I got six minutes to fill. If you can make either Don or the microphone come by doing that to the microphone, I don't, I don was acute i was told it had teeth only one time but i was asleep god yeah you were like i wouldn't touch that'll bite you. And we were actually going to recap last week's show. Totally didn't do that. Oh. Yeah. On the second hour of Crazy Drew. Yeah, no shit. No. Licked and tugged. What are you doing? I don't know if you really want it tugged. That's hugged, not tugged. Here's the thing. If you do your job right, you could be like right you could be like milking the cows you'd be like two guys milking the cows see how that works wow it's not an utter it's like he thinks i'm stupid it's not an utter but it's like a kind of a weird utter it's if cows could walk on their hinds legs i think I've done that before. You have. It's been a long, long time ago. Many moons. Back when the earth was young. When the gray was only because we put it there. Yes, a very, very long time ago. That was like doobie newbie time. No shit. Newbie newbie. You know what I got to thinking today? Oh, God. What? Okay, so you know when you first get in the lifestyle and you put pictures on of what you look like yeah you listening what yes what after my weigh in I am now just a pound less than the pictures I first posted when we went on Swinger website.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker3: So when people say they don't look like their pictures.
Speaker1: No, that's right. You do. Damn.
Speaker3: Except I'm older.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Wrinkles way less.
Speaker3: Was I naked the last time?
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. She's always naked.
Speaker2: I can't say.
Speaker3: I have to put shorts on occasionally because my thighs rub together. They're kind of thick. They chafe otherwise. Yeah, and then that gets weird in the tent later. And then I walk around like I've been fucked since, listen, I haven't. How about the Miss Amanda strip show? We can probably do that. Yeah, we can probably do that. YouTube allows that now once.
Speaker1: We can probably do that.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: The strip show? We're going to have some other cool shit out there.
Speaker3: You don't remember? Yes, I was naked.
Speaker1: I'm going to put together some of the itinerary here this week, so it'll go up on the site this week or next, because we're going to do some cool shit so yeah
Speaker3: there you go wait what you're gonna put an itinerary up five months early six months early
Speaker1: I'm not putting actual times I'm putting the events yeah because I'm tired of getting squawked out about it
Speaker3: yeah you're your last minute with that
Speaker1: yeah no because I'm constantly coming up with new cool shit to add well you can add
Speaker3: stuff in anytime you want to
Speaker1: and that's why yes and that's why we're doing it so people will be excited It's a good thing. yeah no because i'm constantly coming up with new cool shit to add well you can add stuff in anytime you want to and that's why yes and that's so that's why we're doing that so people will be excited we need to get to 300 tents that's what we need tennessee okay tennessee you're out i'm out of time all right kids with that being said uh my cadets are asking questions i gotta answer my cadets sexy cadets love them nummy anyways uh so again shout out to our paid sponsors i forgot what the fuck we're doing asn lifestyle magazine smart swingers read and they read asn lifestyle magazine uh be watching there's something cool coming up on the cover of that soon uh so check them out don't forget you've listened to the show you've read the mag come on fuckers go buy some swag fullswSwapShop.com. Check it out today. And finally, what? And finally, FullSwapRadio.com. FullSwap Radio Network. That's right. We are changing the way you are listening to the lifestyle. Check us out. Check out Crazy Truth on there every Monday at 5 and again at 11 p.m. Casbah Rants every Tuesday at 1 to45 and 9.30. And 43 of the other top fucking shows across the country were doing what they said can't be done. Why 1.45? Because that's the scheduled time I put in because my rants aren't as long. Isn't that kind of a fucked up time? It is. My rants aren't as long, so that's why I put it in there. I didn't want to interrupt some of the other shows so I didn't bust up the other shows word uh so with that being said we're doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will chasm style out bye