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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth.
I'm your host with the most and full of surprises cole i'm here with the lovely lovely and has never seen me before miss amanda hey and we are here to tantalate titillate and otherwise elate you fuck up your day we're here to make you as fucking retarded and twisted as we are yay uh and today on today's episode of reveal we got all kinds of shit right we went on the air, I was shocking the hell out of Miss Amanda. So we're going to reveal some of that shit. But before we do all that, I almost sound like Don Pardo. What is that? What?
If you know who Don Pardo is, put what Don Pardo was famous for so that we can keep you on the air oh my lord anyways you really don't know who don pardo is the number one tv voice in america don pardo oh my lord anyways someone will put the show that he was famous for being on he's dead now but that's all right for those of you following along at home which miss amanda seems to be also this would be season five episode 193 of the crazy truth i'm not a dick and uh a quick shout out to to our from our because of our paid sponsors smart swingers which there's none in this room, they read ASNLifestyleMagazine.com.
So we've been told, if you want to know what's going on in the world of porn, adult, and otherwise, there you go, Alex, adult and otherwise, then you'll also read ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Is that Alex sorry also anyways hey you've listened to the show not this one you've read the mag we haven't come on fuckers go buy some swag fullswabshop.com check it out today support our show and several others getting all your cool swag look you know what anybody can say like a show, but when you wear something on your body that says it, now you're cooking.
By the way, we've got to come up with the Have Crazy Casbah Tattoos. If you get a Crazy Casbah Tattoos. We have one? We have a couple people that have Crazy Casbah Tattoos. Oh, I thought you said we have one. I'm like, no, we don't. No, we don't. But if you go get a Crazy Casbah Tattoos, not fake one, a real one, send us a picture. I'll send you a free shirt. Well, we kind of have a Casbah tattoo. I'm going to get a big one on my forearm because I need something to balance my forearms on. Anyways, yeah. And finally, hey, you know what? You know. What? Shut up. My arm is a twist.
It's like my balls because I have a heavy on one side, light on the other. Anyways, so that's because I have one ball for those of you that are new to the show. Anyways, the other thing I was going to say was, oh, yeah, hey, don't forget, you can hear our show every Monday at 5 and again at 11 p.m. Central Standard Time on Full Swap Radio. Full Swap Radio Network, we're changing the way that you listen to the lifestyle. Check us out. Check out Casper Rants. That's where I get all bitchy. And 43 other top shows. Some of the best adult alternative lifestyle shows out there. So check out today.
Where he gets bitchy. I don't get bitchy. I get firm. No, you're bitchy all the time. Okay, Nancy's got to go to bed. So I'm going to give Nancy our next party that we're going to attend.
So if you want to see us, if you'd like to come up, see us Say hi, where we're not running around like chickens With our heads cut off Where I'll be drunk, most definitely Then Come out to Island Riders No, it's not a Halloween party It'd be a Valentine's Day party Coming up in a couple of weeks They only have 10 spots left and they're sold out You can dress up for Halloween If you want to come as Cupid, go right ahead We won't do anything but talk about you on the next show So make sure that you Check that out, there's only 10 spots and they're sold out Because they're maxed at 200 people So they're almost sold out But we're going to be there So if you want to come hang with us Odds are you'll get to see me drunk.
You're probably going to see Miss Amanda naked. And if I'm drunk, there's a good chance you may see my penis. So there you go. Something to look forward to. I'll be naked? Well, you tend to have that history. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't either. I haven't done that for quite some time. Never when I'm around. You're always running around in other rooms hiding. I'm talking loud.
I'm trying to make sure that I'm figuring out this whole mic thing mic thing we're new to this radio stuff anyway so check us out there so i can turn you down no don't turn me down no no nope there's all kinds of fucking people are going to be there so make sure you check it out so we've been talking uh beforehand and i have surprised uh miss am Amanda because we've only known each other 30 years. Actually, 31 years, almost 32. No. Yes. No. Yes. I graduated from high school. Last year was my 30th class reunion.
This would be my 31 year that I've been out in high school, and I've known you since I was out of high school. What is it then? It's got to be close. Close enough. At this point in time, who cares? It's close fucking enough. We met the second week in April, 1992. Right. And it's 2022. So it'll be 30 years. It seems like so much longer.
Anyways, we can almost finish each other's thoughts and sentences weird anyways um but apparently in all this time i've now kept this deep dark secret she knew me when i did it uh but uh because we were talking about my nails because i i'm now hooked on after having my nails dipped for kw on i'm I'm fucking hooked Because they don't look like shit Yeah they look awesome So I can't wait to go get my nails done again And I can't wait to get a pedicure You're going to keep up on that shit So fuck yeah my nails look good My feet feel nice But that I also When I was in college I used to wear Eyeliner and lipstick And she remembered I don't know.
but that i also when i was in college i used to wear i used to wear uh uh eyeliner and lipstick and she remembered the eyeliner but she remembered i used to wear lipstick well because i remember the eyeliner because you have blonde hair and blonde eyebrows and blonde eyelashes with black eyeliner i remember that but i do not remember silver lipstick yeah i used to wear i had I had silver and black lipstick. I've seen you drunkly put on red lipstick. And Amy, a friend of mine, had a green that she gave me one time to wear. I wore a green one that we were at, and I wore green lipstick.
But no, normally I wear black or silver lipstick if I wore it. I didn't wear it all the time. If I would have seen it, I would have stolen it. Yeah, I didn't wear it all the time. I didn't wear it all the time. But I'm just putting all this stuff out here. Because, look, 2022, I have a new thing. This is where we're going. It's a totally new where we're going. We're located in Lincoln, Nebraska. The way that we're doing things, okay?
So I'm all about just fucking laying shit out there i'm done with this fucking fucking going on man i'm kind of shy yeah earlier night i was flirting with a girl on our page and i never do that uh you know so i'm just like laying stuff out there like okay so because we had the great honor and privilege of getting to meet Kinky Friend of Mind. Uh-huh. Yeah. And Don and Sin. Yeah, I totally want to hook up with Sin. Just fucking putting on the phone. Yeah, she is. Oh, my God. I listened to their show today. Oh, my Lord. That was so cute. Man, nummy.
Anyways, here's hoping to, like, an old, that guy's. That's why I even put my debut i changed my profile picture yes the coat one yeah because that that like captures me that is me to a t right there that is fucking awesome in shelly's coat fuck yeah shelly i want one for christmas i'm getting one i i look like a pimp but not but not uh i don't look like a pimp because I'm not a pimp, but I, but I, yeah, that's, that's, fuck, yeah, that's awesome. It's just bringing out your feminine side. No, it's not bringing my feminine side, motherfucker. This is not a Cher song.
It's just that it fucking, I, you know, I'm just saying, it's, I don't care, I don't care, 2022, this fucking shit of, of diddle dicking around and then going wish i would have it's like fuck that shit diddle dicking around is that word no it's just it's my word now and so i'm like but you know what fucking go for if you if you're interested say something because i've spent the last 11 years going i didn't know so now to know. Surprise! What could possibly go wrong? I've actually had two guys reach out. And touch you? No. Not yet. I've never been touched. You're going to get touched Wednesday.
Yeah. Boy toy. Yeah. This fuck session, this is for Michael. That fuck session will be brought to you by ASN Lifestyle Magazine, and she will actually put a picture with that. Leon, here's the deal. You can get a guest appearance on the show, but you have to be willing to fuck the old lady once. I told you I'm saying anything. Fuck the old lady. Go to hell. That's a term of endearment. Old cunt is not a term of endearment. Old bitch is not a term of endearment. I would kick your ass. Bikers, it's my old lady. You're my old lady. That's a term of endearment. It is. I'm just saying.
That's not what you meant by fuck the old lady.
Wait a minute, Shelly, you got your from ebay I am snow leopard I'm getting on there, I want one of those coats Fuck, I will wear that motherfucker during the summer They have short ones at I don't want a short one, I want a long Look, have you seen pictures of Jim Morrison That's why Yeah You're you remember my skin pants and no there i don't know what he wore i wasn't morrison outfit jim morrison outfit was a um it was a a lamb skin leather outfit he had a lamb skin leather coat uh that he had and he got made fun of one time when he threw in a garbage somebody got out and then his leather yes i want Thank you.
leather outfit he had a lambskin leather coat uh that he had and he got made fun of one time when he threw in a garbage somebody got out and then his leather yes i want leather pants i absolutely want the full fucking leather outfit i'm gonna look i'm gonna be old and decrepit soon so i might as well do this now like i was jealous of your like faux leather pants that you had for you know i i'm all about slickery they were slickery but i am i am all about uh i'm all about that i need to get wearing being naked yes i do and morrison yes that's all coming like i'm totally regressing it's like i have alzheimer's but i'm just going to stop around the college years and i'm all about that shit because eventually all the hair is going to be gone it'll fall out i'll be on a walker and it won't look sexy anymore and so until then i'm like fuck yeah i'm going going all out you know that's uh no it was not a condom coat but close uh but you know since i can't dye my hair black it's hard my mom told me i look like sandy claws you look like sandy claws uh that's not as sexy but whatever we'll get there so i I don't know.
Maybe someone will have a fucking... I'll get you a red leather oven. I'll wear it. Look, you a red leather outfit I'll wear it Look you get me leather I'll wear it I know you will I will fucking Lather my shit up I know Motherfucker like none other I know Anyways It is what it is Why do you say it like that?
Because you've always been infatuated with leather I've known you for 30 years And what else do we know that I have a fetish of Sunglasses And rings And Come on there's like it's easy I'm like come on there's sunglasses, rings, watches And Coats I have more coats than you do He does have more coats I do. I am a fucking coat fetish motherfucking fucker. Thank you. Don't suck up to Miss Amanda. Don't. She gets all these coats. Hey. I'm kidding. I was told, I reminded him. Someone told me at work that I was wearing my Christmas colors. And I'm like, what? And he goes, what?
Because you wore red and green. I said, where's the red? He looked at me and goes, your head. And I'm like, oh, I forgot my hair was red. It's not natural. My old lady. We'll see you next time. I said, where's the red? He looked at me, it goes, your head. And I'm like, oh, I forgot my hair was red. It's not natural. My old lady. We're just forgetting what even color her hair was. Who's that strange woman over there? That'd be you, pumpkin. That's a mirror. Okay. Dick. Just running. Even Nashville will have as much gray as you. Okay, I'll quit.
You also don't have as many wrinkles and that's okay That's alright I'm just saying I look younger than you Well thanks bitch I'm glad you pointed that out in case no one could tell that by the giant I wear sunglasses because I have such lovely soft supple eyes Have you lost your fucking mind That's why I'm like putting it out out there that if I'm interested in a girl, I gotta make sure I fucking say hey. Snag that shit. No shit. Excuse me. Hi. Would you have a fucking daddy issues? Great. Come on over.
I'm looking for girls that are into kinks of people that are stuck in the 80s and want to be younger than they are or daddy issues if that's you please apply that crazy that anyways okay okay so there you go no i'm cold oh my god anyways so uh right now as we speak we've got uh one of our our lovely missba. Our first Miss Kazba is down shaking her ass at Hedo. Going to bring home the trophy for the first hottest MILF in the world. And we're going to win it because, fuck yeah. So we've got that going.
So make sure you say each night when you say your prayers, give her a little prayer that our fucking girl shakes her ass the best. God loves titties. I'm just saying.
So, you go put that out there i don't know i just i'm trying to find something to be motivational in case they tune in anyways whatever fuck off all right so no this is like a day to make fun of cole yeah yay awesome today yay yeah what is that Why are you looking at me like that Pretty boy Pretty boy This is soft It is soft Because we use expensive shampoo and shit now It's soft as fuck Okay we had to do something that people would want to listen to the show for. Then fucking talk. Fucking bitch monster. Anyways, nom. Okay, so we'll be at Island Riders in a couple of weeks to go party.
We are also going to be, we will this summer. Places we're going to be, people we're going to see. Green eggs and ham, Sam I am.
We are going to be down at, we're going to be at Oklahoma City this year year We're going to be at the Oklahoma City Pool Party Down partying with Sin and Don And King Fairy Mine and the Sinful Ladies And people will be in swimsuits So we'll be down there for that I gotta work on my finger And we won't, I don't Man bod I gotta work on my tan Anyway, so we'll be down You, you not seen how pale i am there's more of me to reflect the sun off of it'll be great oh my god that manatee's in danger uh so we'll be it will be in oklahoma we are going to be of course at crazy summer nights that's the new focus 50th birthday party first birthday i've ever been excited about, we're going to be in Natural Pines, we're going to be naked there, outdoors.
We'll revisit that question. Yep. And a week before his birthday to see how he's really doing. I'll be fine, because I'm going to get laid up the wazoo.
And here's the other thing, so, and we just got word, the word, bird is the word, that it's back, it took a hiatus for a year or two but we will be in june the world famous bone party bone fire will be there so we will be back at bone party in june so there's gonna be lots of places to see us plus we plan to be on the road some uh around the states to uh visit people plus doing the show so we're gonna be all over watch for for us Follow along Request a newsletter You too can follow the route And we might be spending some time In eastern Iowa Yeah we're going to be spending Yep we're moving mom out there So yep we're going to be spending time In eastern Iowa Which means In that area we'll have time To hook up with people Just saying We'll have to have like a meet and greet shit.
Actually, we'll have to have a couple of them because we will be out there some. And we're going to try to be all over the place. Better bring a truck to KSN to haul the bar home. Yeah, no shit. Oh, boy. We are hoping to fucking make some trips west and on the coast, and we're going to be all over the place. So we got a bunch of cool shit going on. Plus, so here's the other announcement I'm putting out there right now. So this is an exciting thing. Do I know this? No. And now, because of shit that's happened today, I don't know exactly where. But we are.
We will be coming to an announcement coming very soon. We are going to be doing the first annual Crazy Casbah Lifestyle Fair. Like a bridal fair, lifestyle fair. So it won't just be. What's going to be cool about this is it's not just going to be just like. It's going to be vendors for people. Like customers like toys and clothes and all that kind of stuff.
But there will also be stuff like if you have events like lifestyle friendly djs and and all the all just like you would a bridal fair you know lifestyle friendly people that do like adult treats and the whole nine yards so we're super excited about this uh obviously this is on the business man has no idea that i was going to come out with that i've been working on uh but we're hoping to have a since we couldn't do a vendor fair at kwn we said we're going to do something bigger and better because that's the way i roll just saying anyways so you go so tonight let's actually talk about a topic wow 18 minutes in wow there we go so i've got some questions uh but i want to wait on because we're we are in party season again now what You know, the new year, here we start to go.
There's starting to be some parties. There's starting to be some events again. The world's coming alive again. Alive, she cried a feast of friends. And it's back to Jim Morris in reference. You should 30 years. I've said it three gazillion times. I said that to somebody who didn't know where it came from. At Crazy Winter Nights, I said it to somebody and they looked at me and I said, Cole always says it.
I really don't know where it came from At Crazy Winter Nights I said it to somebody And they looked at me And I said Cole always says it I really don't know Where it's from though That's from the song Celebration of the Lizard Okay there you go A live she cried A feast of friends So anyways And for more of your Jim Morrison And Doris information Please tune in to So I should get I should get Like Robbie Kruger To be on our show That would be Fucking awesome Hey dude I know you're stoned But hey what up uh so anyways back to focus focus so because it's party season and we just got done with ksn and you know when we get when we have a big event we have things that come up that need to be talked about.
Usually. Usually. Well, look, any event is going to have things that things arise. And we saw this topic come up. Yeah, that too. Boy, mine arose. We have this thing. I got to get dick pills. Oh, my God. That reminds me. God, I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you get a finger boner. I wouldn't have remembered. Anyways, there was ended up being a question. He's butterfly today. The question on another page came from because of KWN. It brought up the concept of consent again.
Wow, consent always comes up but it was the very typical part of consent that came up it was woman on woman and just woman in general consent so i want to paint a picture okay i want to paint a complete picture so that people go home fuck content lecture and shut off and turn off just listen to this for a second okay here's the scenario either a female friend you know your spouse significant whatever they are at insert anywhere they it's a meet and greet it's a meet and and greet, a guy walks up, kind of drunk, hey baby, and starts putting their arm around him, and so they, yeah, hi, and whatever, and then the guy starts grabbing their tits, or grabbing their cooter, and they say, stop, no, don't, oh, hey, I'm just having fun hi it's okay it's just me and does it again and does it again and there's people standing around watching the the picture that i paint here is i don't even think it gets to the point where the girl has to go somebody help me because a guy is going to jump and go hey she said quit it I don't even think it gets to the point where the girl has to go, somebody help me.
Because a guy is going to jump and go, hey, she said quit it. And no one's going to laugh. No one's going to think it's funny. No one's going to think it's okay. In fact, probably, somebody was going to have to get that fucking guy that was doing the girl put out of there or he may get his ass kicked. Right? And if he goes, oh, come on, I'm just joking and does it again, no one's going to go, ha. They're going to kick his ass. And we'll see you next time.
and the girl went out of there or he may get his ass kicked right and if he goes oh come on i'm just joking and does it again no one's gonna go ha ha ha they're gonna kick his ass i mean it's gonna be an issue we all agree with that we all agree with that scenario right no one no one at all now let's reverse it it's a guy standing there it's a male friend of husband, your significant other. And the girl comes up and she's drunk and does the exact same thing. Only as Mike said, girl, uh, kilt checking him, reaching up under his kilt.
Cause he had a kilt on at crazy one of our nights or rubbing the front of their jeans or come up behind you and grabbing your dick from behind you, your leg and then coming behind and grabbing your junk and he says please stop don't or try to push away and they don't stop they laugh and they keep going and it's around a group of people only this time everybody just laughs and giggles and it's funny and it's cute let that sink in for just a second because here's the reality of this even at kwn which we do we did we did a great job and for the most part we're very minimal on incidents it happened a lot one gal her husband got his junk grabbed got his ass pinched got the whole you know nipple rubbed the whole nine yards by people he didn't know continuously it happens to me continuously it happened to me again at crazy one nights with people that I know that are drunk that know and will tell you how bad doing things without consent are, still do it.
And we constantly have to keep going back to this topic.
And then on top of it, I had some girls, some women that had other women that wouldn't, they're not by,'t quit the same thing and so here we are again and it's like how do we how do we get the message across because seriously you know as a guy when it's happening to you number one you as a guy you want to know the biggest one of the worst parts about when a girl is drunk and grabs at your shit grabs at your junk besides the fact that they don't know their control or strength that's exactly what it is they're coming in hot it's like you're getting bagged okay so so one it's it's like you're getting bagged i mean that's the least of it, but it's like, that is, that is, I did not wear a kilt Friday night to crazy winter nights, my party, celebrating my friend, because I knew that, because you don't wear anything on her kilt, that that would happen.
Which, okay, my bad. Okay, because I have to find a way to stop it, obviously. But think about that for a minute. So how, I'm trying to paint pictures that maybe women can understand. Like, help me understand from a woman's and you don't do this so i don't so try to help us try to help us to understand how do we what's a woman's thought process why does that make it why do you think a woman would think that's okay or i think a lot of times especially the massively intoxicated or well i can't even say that a majority of them, especially the massively intoxicated or, well, I can't even say that.
A majority of them, that's the way that they have courage to let you know that they're interested. I think. Okay. I don't do that. I've never done that. I've had some guy grab my hand to touch him because I'm just like, I can bey right and i can talk to you with a hand on right but i don't grab private areas i just don't you can have a nice ass and i'm not gonna grab it because that's that's just not my thing the thing, and I think it more happens when women are drunk. I mean, most, let's face it, I think most non-consent things, you know, some people are just assholes. There's a difference.
But most non-consent things happen when people are intoxicated or a little bit intoxicated. And I just wonder what it does, what all, because I've watched women that I know in real life that are highly educated, mature, whatever, that would not do that. And they get, they don't have to be super drunk and they will go in for that kill shot. Is it so they'll get your attention so you'll make a move on them or, you know, it's a way of flirting. But that's kind of a rough way to do that. Well, Shelly put, she had a good thing.
She goes, because most women, most females have never been checked when they do stuff without consent. And it's a true double standard. I agree. And Tina put, I treat others the way I want to be treated, respectful, even drinking. Which is what it's supposed to be. The thing is, is that if I would have known that some of these people were doing it, to you, I would have gone and stepped in and said, he said no, back off. Because I can get mean. Yeah, no, you can't. Not that I want to get mean. No. But if I need to get the point across of quit touching his dick, I'm going to do it.
I think now, one of the things that I want to do, I want to do, because in the meet and greet, in the newbie seminar, and we're going to start incorporating this in more. One of the things I really want to do is, I want to bring a hottie 20-something into a new seminar i mean a fucking drop dead gorgeous 20 something because here's the the average age in the lifestyle is is older than that okay it's like 35 to 55 and so what i want to do to prove a point is i want a girl and there's one guy that's on our page that i had in mind, actually. But she can come grop me, just saying. No, I'm kidding.
I know you're talking about it. But anyways, I want her to come in and, or someone like that to come in, and just start, while the class is going, not say a thing, just start rubbing all over some of these women's husbands. Because sober, you're going to watch the eye rolls, because nothing will piss off a woman faster. And I don't care. And I may get flack for this. I don't give two flying fucks. Cause it's true. Nothing will piss off a woman faster. You're 50 years old. Let a 23 year old come up, step in between you and me and be all over my ass.
You're going to have a little bit of a problem at first. You're going to go, that's cute. And you're like, that's enough. That's enough.
And I have seen it a million times, But just like a lot of guys, if a 20-year-old- each other though well but the thing that if you look at me and you give this certain little nod i'll go okay he's he's fine he's got it handled but the thing what i want to do is put people in an uncomfortable situation so you can turn and go this is what this is what that how you feel right now is how this guy's wife feels when you're drunk and groping all over him you know what i mean yeah it's like i don't understand the problem is is that as a guy the group will stand there and laugh when you're being molested it's funny it's the same reason why uh uh in the workplace videos they talk about and i can remember being immature idiot at one time while having to watch the workplace video, and they show the homosexual scene of workplace sexual harassment.
And, you know, because, well, that doesn't really happen. Yeah, it does. Or we all laugh when the boss, the female, hits on the guy, you know, and he's uncomfortable. Well, no guy would ever be uncomfortable. Yeah, you can be. And it's like, that's the problem.
problem how do we get how do we get women to understand because here's the other thing Shelly had a great point she said uh it's because women have never been really checked but here's the challenge I put out and I want this is for those of you who don't know record for our secret facebook group and i want to hear what these guys say about this i say if a woman is groping me or if it's my party and a couple comes up to me and complains about a woman groping all over her husband and i go to kick that couple out i am gonna be fucking they're gonna that couple that i'm throwing is gonna unload on me and everyone's gonna be i'm gonna be the biggest dick in the world to think I don't know.
i am gonna be fucking they're gonna that couple that i'm throwing is gonna unload on me and everyone's gonna be i'm gonna be the biggest dick in the world to think that i would throw that woman out i guarantee there's you are not gonna have 10 other people going hey thank you thanks for doing that you're not gonna have that if i walked in and said ma'am that's inappropriate you're gone the husband's gonna lose his shit their friends are gonna lose their shit it's gonna be all over the pages what a dick hole was to think because the woman all she was doing was flirting so even though we so how do i deal with that and that's what i want i want people's feedback how how do you short of having a woman and i gotta tell you the gal that put this picture that put that question out there about her husband ladies you're damn lucky she's a nice woman okay because because if it came down to being able to kick your ass she could but she's a nice woman but short of having a bruising uh woman squad to do that how do you how do we stop it because we talk about it but we never come up with how do we how do we fix it how do we change it well maybe that's where it comes to where you have male security and female security and the females while female security can go up to them and go you've had a lot of complaints you either knock it off or the next time you're getting booted i yeah i mean i think that's a great i think i mean if because if a guy throws him out then it's that it's you're being sexist or you're singling me out or how dare you be the asshole if a girl does it it's like oh okay the the sad thing is is that what happens with this it won't get to us.
If we don't see it, it doesn't get reported to us. Hell, I don't see it when people do it to you, or else I would step right up and say, please stop. Yeah, they won't report it because they don't want to be embarrassed. Women won't report when other women won't stop. You always hear about that after the fact. That's one of the biggest complaints we hear. It's not about, everybody goes, we're going to have parties and we're going to limit the number of single guys and we're going to charge them $10,000 and blah. You know what? Single guys aren't the fucking problem.
You take a single guy to a strip club, he knows where his hands can and can't go. you take a fucking insert age here of any woman to a fucking male review and it's like a goddamn fucking tiger that hasn't eaten for a month and a raw fucking meat. Cause they're going to fucking, they're going to touch and grab and rip and tear and suck and do whatever the fuck they want to do.
So, you know, I mean, the thing is, is that it's like, so so these we hear more women after the fact that we've i know of more women and couples that got out of the lifestyle because another woman was by and would not stop would not basically sexually assaulted them and you just didn't go how the fuck does this work i mean can you can you even fathom can you even fathom if if a guy at a party if you put 10 guys in a party specifically to do this specifically to do this to act like the average female like not the average female like the the female we're talking about because the average female is not this way It's not an average It doesn't take very many to spoil the barrel So not average But if you had 10 guys in there to do the exact same thing And mimic Find a woman that's drunk that's doing it And mimic her How long do you think it would take for the guys to either get their ass kicked or thrown out?
Not very long. I mean, seriously. No, not very long. Can you imagine that? I mean, Shannon, one of my worst nights being a bouncer was during a male review. I had one of those, too. Yep, I remember it well. I think I was the only one that the stripper actually grabbed my hand to shove down his shorts. Yeah.
Because I just, like, kept my hands've been trained shelly great point i kept telling females if you're having an issue grab a cadet and we will help you thank you part of the reason we did the cadets besides being there for friendliness like to you know was to give people a friendly face because sometimes apparently I can be intimidating to walk up to. I have no idea what anybody's talking about. I'm the friendliest, cuddliest motherfucker you'll ever meet. You get you when you're on a roll, and now you back the fuck up, because you can just see the steam coming out of your ears. Maybe.
That's only it. We've heard this, but we don't know. I've seen it. But that's part of why we had the cadets. And that is a thing. So that hopefully women would feel comfortable coming up to another woman to be able to say, hey, this is going on. And I don't know. Shelly, you tell me, did it work? I think it worked some. I know it worked a little bit. and I think that's, you know, but I think maybe we end up looking at ramping up to the next level of having female security also. It sucks because you don't like to have to talk about this part. I mean, really, but...
You shouldn't have to, but I don't understand why some women do that. I really don't. It's always going to be a big deal to us. I guess because a lot of guys. Okay. So here's a question. Do a lot of guys find it flirting if somebody touches your dick? Wait a minute. Well, do you want just on a normal basis, not being hard or anything else that could just be controlled by alcohol? If, if I are standing there and we're just talking, engaged in conversation, and you're casually kind of touching my leg and then kind of go over it, yes, that would be erotic. Okay.
But if you just walk up and even just casual conversation, like, hi, first thing you touched my dick, that's not.
That's like, whoa, what are what are we doing that's like wait what you know you're talking about somebody that friday night of kwn i was like flirting with a couple and the most i did was touch the female around the waist the guy i got to dance but the most i ever did was touch the female around the waist and it was just a barely a touch i just I don't I don't know well and that's the thing it's like even if you just right off the bat if you just walk up and be like if a girl just walks up and touch my butt it's more sexy if a woman walks up and touches the smaller back and goes down on your butt well there's one thing about feeling the curve of it right or like they're up right yeah or in mine the ski slope but sometimes there's one thing about feeling the curve of it.
Right. Or like they're up. Right, yeah. Or in mine, the ski slope. But sometimes as a gesture of affection, I'll touch your ass. But it usually starts at your hip and goes down. Right. I don't blatantly just touch your ass. Right. And even that, realistically, you probably should have consent. I mean, with me, you don't have to. You own me. So it doesn't matter. My one ball is currently in your barn. Y'all heard it. Yeah, fuck off. Shut up. Fuck off. He said I owned him. This is always going to be a big deal to me because my nut was ruptured.
Ended up being a semi-good thing, but my nut was ruptured literally because I was groped without consent. So it and you acted like you were okay you were annoyed but and i should have told her to knock it the fuck off well here's part of the thing this is part of what i'm learning this goes with this 2022 about telling people to quit it or telling people what i want because you know what here's the thing i have come to expect and Except, uh... That is the most awesome thing I've read. What is it? You have an aura of respect and authority around you. Who, me? Thank you. Okay. No, that's badass.
But sometimes I do, but here's what's really funny. The other part of it, and please listen to this whole sentence. Don't judge. Don't shut off the tape when you get to this part. Tape? You know what I'm talking about. There has been the perception of a rock star status type thing that made it okay that the rules didn't apply to me because I was a public figure.
I'm not saying'm a rock star i'm nothing special that's not and you're not that much of a public figure but i can see how people see you but we we've had people you have to understand we've had people that are like oh my god people that knew us it's it's just so amazing i know you and i'm listening to your voice come out of the radio yeah and you're like okay and and so for some reason there's been this thing of like and she's gonna shy when she hears that it's gonna be it's gonna be this thing of like so that automatically has but there's been a thing where people have taken in and and met that the rules didn't apply with me they did with you but they in with me.
But part of my 2022 thing here is telling people what i want like if i want to fuck uh or whatever is is we the motto for the year is taking ownership and and making things be better by taking that ownership which is not not just laughing it off, not just saying, okay. And like I've done for so long, and a lot of guys have, which is, yeah, yeah, it's okay. And then later you're just like, Jesus fucking Christ, quit it. You know, when you're alone or with your spouse, I'm like, God, they wouldn't stop. But by standing up and saying, hey, that's not okay.
and and i think that it it's going to take guys willingness to do that and in turn women also to say to other women stop it mind you women we all need to say no to people when they're doing stuff out of line end of story whether you're a guy girl doesn't matter and we all need to be watching out for each other but the other part of the message is oh my god if you see a dude scoreman if you're a guy and you're see you see a dude come on as guys we all know when another guy is like totally uncomfortable okay even when you're just trying to be nice to somebody to get them yeah it's a guy thing we all know just like women all know You know we all we all know Dude if you see somebody being Another guy that's totally uncomfortable whether you know him or not You can tell they're not in a comfortable situation Step over And be a bro you know Offer help him out Try you know try to do something Hey what's going on man try to break up the situation something it's okay and guys it's okay to be pissed off if a chick's grabbing it no it doesn't mean you're a fucking wuss because you don't like some chick grabbing your junk you know well it'd have to be even really awkward if it's somebody you're not even vaguely interested in you want to know when it's the most awkward seriously is is so many times it happens when people are drunk but it's people that you know and and so in i'm somebody who i don't want to hurt people's feelings and i guess one of the things that i'm coming to grips with is sometimes you got to break some eggs you got to hurt some feelings you know i mean really because it's just not okay and what's happening is it's not stopping and it's continuing and and i hate the fact that after one of our events i mean again we know that no event's gonna be perfect it's just not but damn think about this for a minute think if we ever reach a point where anybody's i don't care if it's ours or anybody event if somebody has an event a big event where there's not a single incident of touching without consent on either side can you imagine what that would be like because you know i mean it's just like having to watch your glass and all the rest of that shit i mean hopefully someday we can get a point where you don't have that shit you know very true i don't know the thing is is i don't know if you'll ever get away from it probably not you know i know some people do it in hopes of hooking up but sometimes they don't realize that's probably ruining it more than it's helping i i think that there is a degree we're we're all socially awkward we really are yeah no no no don't you're not yeah i am yeah oh fuck yeah i am yeah i'm horribly why do you think that it was such a big deal for me to actually say out loud on a podcast somebody I'm interested in hooking up with we're all socially awkward look that's that's the challenge of where we are in the stages of our lives you know we are this is a different adventure we're socially awkward and so many times when you are in an uncomfortable situation an unfamiliar situation you do stuff that is just like dumb i'm gonna i'm gonna give a shout i'm gonna give an example of some things that have happened to you through the years okay okay all right now you had you had the right things a couple of the right things done at crazy winter nights okay you had somebody that wanted to kiss you And they asked permission to kiss you And what happened?
I kissed him Exactly and you know what And that's the way it was supposed to be There was a previous relationship They asked permission Perfect, rock on That's the way this whole scenario is supposed to work. Then the next day, what didn't happen was no one had to be going, oh, fuck, what did I do? No one had to be like, I'm so sorry. No one had to be like, there was none of that shit. Instead, it was a great moment. Rock on. Okay.
You have had through the years, other times where people have just made the assumption because one time they had permission to just fucking catch you coming out of a bathroom and all of a sudden they're slapping a kiss on you. Yeah. Okay. I was not even vaguely interested. And what has happened with that? Then the next time you saw them. They think they can kiss all over you.
Well, and then it it made you uncomfortable it made you watching to make sure that that situation didn't happen was the person meaning anything bad by it no no not in the least and you know i was always nice to him and but it made your experience just awkward and and it became it picked up the other person picked up on it too it became awkward that's what even harmless non-consent or assumption can do we're getting ready to go into camping season i mean really we're not that far away from all that right that's part of why i want to do this because remember we used to talk about the old days go to bonfires and go to the camp camping events whatever remember how and you didn't believe me for the longest time how you would be well you'd go to go to the bathroom and i would talk about how the people were like they like we're cutting you from the herd they waited until they you were away from people and then all of a sudden boom they're right there then they're trying to okay when you're new it's hard to know how to handle that true okay now okay good good luck with that you know but when you're new so there's new people out here and you know most of the time i don't believe that most of the time people with the non-accent are trying to be assholes i really don't even the guys or girls i girls, I don't think they're trying to be assholes.
I think they're drunk. I think they're nervous. I think they don't know what to do. And then they make a harebrained decision. And in turn, it ruins the event for or makes the event awkward for the person that did it or the person that was on the receiving end.
it can make it awkward the next day for the person who did it and embarrassing after the facts right and it can make all future things embarrassing we're old school we like sport fucking we still like the concept we're having fun you're having fun i'm having fun you know what let's go fuck we're good with that that's not the way a lot of new couples are so a lot of new couples people in lifestyle a non-consent situation like that would be straight up fucking uh bad you know and and it's just like it doesn't have to be that way i hate that we had to do shows like this but it's like this is the kind of shit that's got to there.
No, but there was one point in time you thought it was just you that it was happening to until you heard from a couple other guys that said, no, it was happening to them too. Well, and that's part of one of the gals that happened to her husband asked me to talk about it because this was their first really big event.
I mean, they'd been to house parties and some other type things but this was their first big event and she was they were both shocked about how much it was happening and and honestly 11 years in i'm still kind of shocked on how much it happens too true honestly and it doesn't why It just doesn't make any sense. And Shelly has a great point. You know, being drunk should never be the reason for bad behavior, but sometimes that is an all-too-convening excuse people use. 100% correct. I think sometimes, I'm going to play devil's advocate a little bit on that.
Not agreeing with it, but I'll play devil's advocate. is when a guy doesn't make a move a girl feels little bit on that not agreeing with it but i'll play devil's advocate is when a guy doesn't make a move a girl feels like she needs to make the move to make it to to let them know that they're interested yes and they'll get liquid courage to get up there in case they're shot back right and let's let's face it girls haven't had rejection as much as guys have right especially when it Thank you.
up there in case they're shot back right and let's let's face it girls haven't had rejection as much as guys have right especially when it comes to asking girls out or whatever yeah okay so you have liquid courage to be able to do that and then maybe you had just a little too much yes not saying that it's an excuse but some people don't know when to stop, and then they go a little too hard at it and turn them off.
Well, okay, so older ladies, this is going to be, I'm putting this out there, okay, I'm about to get slugged, but no, I'm actually, okay, I'm going to call this out, because this is a question for you, this is a question for Shelly, this is a question for women my age. Okay. I know that obviously sex drive has gotten different through the years. And I know that with a lot of women, they get drunk and the sex drive ramps up. Like, you know, I know you, for example, you get drunk, you want something in your mouth. You want a dick in your mouth or you want a pussy in your mouth.
You're like pussy, dick. You love to fucking do oral sex when you're drunk. Is that true? Yeah. Say it louder to the people in the back in the air. Yes. Okay. So is there... I'm like... Well, I'm not... I'm not...
No, this is not like a judgment thing but it is true could that i really am trying to determine could that be part of the problem it's like look someone who's like oh you know they're again i'm gonna use menopause and that is the capable but you know they're if they get laid great if they don't great it's really not a big deal but then get a little they get a couple cocktails in them and it kicks in whatever their horn factor is We'll see you next time. If they get laid, great. If they don't, great. It's really not a big deal.
But then they get a couple cocktails in them, and it kicks in whatever their horn factor is, and then they just, like, can that be part of it that does it too? Then that's like, I want dick so fucking bad, or I want dick so bad, and it's like. Is that something that's reasonable to say? Shelly puts, I've always been instant horndog just to add vodka. So, but I mean, can that be the thing? Is that you take someone who's normally calm, rational, whatever, and then all of a sudden they get a drink or two. And they might go at it. I'm like, can I get a drink?
There's been a party or two where I said, you who's gonna get who's gonna be the lucky one yeah well i mean so i'm just trying to figure is that something i mean because here's why i think it's so important to try to figure out more than just what more than just saying quit doing it if we can if we can all work to start figuring out what are the things that trigger it right why then in turn that's how we can do things like well i would assume some do it for attention because let's face it you're if why i can't even use age as an effect as a factor but if you're insecure about something whether it be, body type, whatever the case may be, and you see someone younger flirting, you're going to make some, I'm not one of those, would make moves and grope to get your attention.
Right. So you have the attention getters. So to compete with perky teddies, you grab limp dicks. I don't grab shit. Okay, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just saying, some people would. I've seen girls do it. I've seen a young girl talk to you, another single girl that wanted your attention really bad, stepped in front and was like trying everything she could. She would have pulled my dick out and put it in her mouth right on the spot.
Yes would say I remember that yeah you know what I'm talking about I do I just think though here's the thing so this is maybe this is the mission for all of us maybe this is what comes out of this show the best is that because as a party planner look I'm open for ideas if there are things that we can do whether it be better meet and greets whether it be some meet and greets that are for couples and groups and and meet and greets that are also like females only like so there's a comfort level with females or you know if there's activities that can be done that can help make it so that we can find a way other than just telling people, fucking quit it, goddammit, to stop the problem.
I'm open for ideas like that. Because maybe that's it. Maybe that's the key. Maybe, you know, as a woman, you don't have to have an answer at this second, but ponder it. But the concept of if we did a meet and greet that was ladies only so we did one that was for couples whatever and like our like we do our speed meet and greet thing right but if we did one that was for ladies only pause here's what you have what what and i know you've said it before god where was i going with that i'm excited to hear what I've said before. Damn it, don't stop now. Fuck. Do we need to rewind?
What was I going to say? Oh, my God, it was going to be good. If we need to have things like name tags for the sum timers. Oh, some women are going to say it doesn't pertain to them. You can say it till you're blue in the face. A bunch of sober gals sitting around a table about how it's inappropriate to touch men. And there's going to be someone who goes, yeah, but they're not talking about me. I can do it. Right. And I get that.
So that's why, let me go back to what I was originally saying, was if you had a female meat female meat and cream literally just the same like we do the other fun but it's only women so the women get to get a chance to get to meet each other first so there's a higher level of comfort maybe something like that's a way to offset it because you're right here's the problem is none of this none of this have affects anybody else because the reality of it is uh not funny having to yell into the backseat of the kids stop touching them yeah no shit but it does you're exactly right if you say if you group if you put 100 guys in there you're gonna go i always always have consent.
I always get consent. And somebody in there is not going to get consent. You know, it never, everybody assumes it's not them. We have had people that have done it to me one night and the next day go, I would never do that. And you're sitting there going, you know, I don't know. I guess there's not an easy answer, but the question that the goal is this. We all need to be thinking of trying to find ways that we can Thank you.
there's not an easy answer but the question that the goal is this we all need to be thinking of trying to find ways that we can uh get and and help people get this under control i had to read my glasses so i don't usually do that for real though if we don't one talk about it to teach it three and force it four practice it easy to have a couple of drinks and forget about it You're exactly right brie you're exactly right and that's look casmo we're committed to i want to figure out that there's a magic solution somewhere there's a magic key and god damn it i want to find the key this is like a hogwarts thing i want to find what fluffy's garden see if you remember that reference what movie was that one from just saying uh you gotta know which one anyways so but that's the thing if if we continue we will continue as long as it happens this is why so many times in our show a lot of shit like well they covered that one time back in season three yeah but it's continuing to happen as long as stupid continues to happen we will continue to preach about it until we eventually get rid of it.
True. Yeah. There you go. So I hope you all learned something of that. Miss Amanda, when she gets drunk, likes to suck dick and eat pussy. Now the last time we learned stuff, people now bring our cakes from around the world. Just saying. You've got some cake debt to pay up too. I do. And Friday, last Friday, I was drunk.
And we were both just kind of just okay well wait a minute before we go see i can go somewhere here we go uh what about when a lady gives consent or beyond consent tries to suck your face but then their partner gets mad when that happens quite honestly that's a great point that's a relationship miscommunication between them two and the best thing you do with that is go i'm sorry i thought that you guys knew your rules i'll let you guys have your discussion and walk away yeah i would and that's that's honestly the best thing to do that's part of the thing with consent that's the other side note real quick do you know how many times a wife has groped me and the husband has stood there and just looked down and looked embarrassed it happens all the time i say this a lot spouses significant others keep your fucking Whoever you're with in check That's part of your job It doesn't matter If she's gonna be pissed as fucking hell Right then when you tell her to knock it the fuck off Or if he's gonna be pissed as fucking hell When you tell him to knock it the fuck off You If you are with that person Your responsibility is there being a fucking idiot To help them quit it That's how that works You need to be a dick about it I have lived it Thank you.
with that person, your responsibility if they're being a fucking idiot, to help them quit it. That's how that works. You need to be a dick about it. I have lived it. I have lived it. But that's part of it. You can't let your spouse just run amok. You just can't. You have to be there to help them put a stop to the shenanigans.
Because if you don't, then in the the long run trust me the next day when they're not have to apologize for their actions or when they don't have to walk by three people and have all these people go now see if i assume if lady comes on to me that she's uh playing by their rules and that's well that's all you can't assume yeah that's exactly that's not your problem if it causes an issue between her and whoever she's with no no if they're new i would say this if they're new uh it's very good to go okay stop a second what are your rules you know because if or here's the other thing if they're wasted if they're train wreck drunk then you need to put the brakes on and go what are your rules where's your spouse and you need to check with them because a lot of times drunk people forget their own rules i've been there wait what and and that's when shit happens and that's just out of good out of good practice you'll you'll be glad you did, you know, as far as that goes.
But, you know, yes, in theory, they should know their fucking rules. One would fucking hope. Yeah. One would hope. The problem is I've had people come up crazy one night and go, oh, we've got rules like yours. And my first question is, really, how long have you been in my life?
About eight just go my gosh well we'll see we'll see you and on as a victim of the lifestyle crap because you can't have rules like ours after six months into this shit no you you that is you are destined you are destined to for for failure i was able to say you know you have a rule like ours i can go hey i'm gonna go get get my dick sucked. And then I come back and go, hey, I didn't just get my dick sucked. And the biggest, most important thing was, do you have a room key? Because don't wake my ass up when you come back in. So, you know, just saying. Any words. Okay.
Well, see, now, look at this. Things are just, see, now my female version of me is talking about licking faces, so there you go. So, um, I got nothing. Well, with that being said. I'm just not that forward, I just can't. Well, we gotta work on it. Apparently. Get down, lick it up. That's what dicks and pussies are for. A couple of boos. Lick my face, bitch! Yeah, that's what it is Lick my face I'm going to hear you He'll yell that later Lick my I mean, I've gone up to somebody And go Can I eat your pussy?
Yeah, yeah Well I'm not bi I don't care You don't have to reciprocate All you gotta do is lay there Basically what I'm asking is Would you like to lay down And take your pants off And not worry about it? Okay, great. But you asked first. You weren't just like, hey, how are you doing? Suck your head up, they're drastic. I'm going to do that. Okay. With that being said, hey, guess what? It's time to fucking go. Like a while back. Huh? Like a little while ago. Yeah, no shit. No, that ain't going to happen. Hey, so don't forget to get your swag. Get our stuff. Get some casket gear.
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