Send us Fan MailWelcome to Season 5!!! Yep we are back again for another year of hard core fun and laughter and advice!! We are so excited to get 2022 started. This week we talk to a couple that is concerned and nervous about the 1st big party they are going to! Give us a listen as we talk about our early days in the lifestyle! Wow were we scared as hell! We talk about what we should have done and give some idea. Plus, you know when you are new everything is sexy, flirting, talking to people, hooking up and more. Embrace being new! Get ready for a great 2022. Want to hear all our shows? go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336 http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com Visit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagramSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to Crazy Truth. Holy fucking shit, kids. We're back. It's real real the time is now fuck my life i'm gonna make sure it's really loud my god you're yelling i am yelling i'm excited why am i yelling why really why do you want to know do you do what do you mean no fucking jackass yes you do we're live because this is we're looking for a new co-host obviously no what do you mean why for those of you following along at home kids quit doing the tit shake jesus christ for those of you following along at home kids guess what it's season five dun five years Wow. Holy fuck. What the fuck? Half a decade. It's a half a decade starting. That'd be episode 190. You're old. Fuck off, bitch. Jesus. So here's what's really weird. Plus, we're coming back. We did something. We went almost five years and only one time had reused an episode. And in the last month, we did it twice at the last of season four. Oh, you reused? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know. Well, you know, shit happens. So we actually took like a slight hiatus, which is weird. But now we're back, and we're going into this is the golden time. This is the shit. Weird. I'm telling you what, weird and crazy shit is going to start happening in season five. Because because you know why fuck everybody in the world except our cute little family and casbah army everybody can suck a dick that's why i'm just saying i'm glad to be back yeah i'm ready i'm how you feel i am revved up ramped up fucked up ready to fucking go you're fucked up uh-huh We knew you were fucked up a lot. You better believe it. But real quick. Speaker2: Oh, wow. Speaker1: To start. ready to fucking go you're fucked up uh-huh you're fucked up a lot you better believe it so uh but real quick wow uh to start off guess what let's do what we usually do you don't have any sponsors what what well we always have sponsors wow what a fucking this episode is brought to you by my fucking out of control beard it's got a life of its own uh no own. No, don't forget Smart Swingers Read. What do they read? I don't know. I'm not smart. Porn. Porn. No, actually what they read is they read ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong. If they are, then they're a herd. Anyways, check them out at ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. You want to check us out? Why? You can find our ads all over there because we're winners. We're ASN Lifestyle winners. Also, you know what? You've listened to the show. You've read the mags. Come on, fuckers. Season 5, buy some goddamn swag. That's right. FullSwapShop.com. Check it out today. As well as don't forget, here's the deal. This is exciting, and we've got big shit coming on this other stuff, too. I'm going to touch on this in a minute. But FullSwapRadio, FullSwapRadio.com, which is changing the way you listen to the lifestyle. If you want the top shows, quite literally, FullSwapRadio is the way to go.
Speaker2:
Guess what?
Speaker1:
There's currently an Android app. Guess what's coming soon? An Apple app. That's right. It's like a pie. Absolutely. But the thing is, is that quite seriously uh there's huge things coming with that and look there's two places in the world that you can be okay and no actually i'm gonna pause and i'm not gonna go down that path yet that rabbit hole's coming up yeah coming shortly oh no it's coming oh. We can do whatever we want. So, now that we're glad to be back, how was your holidays? Did you have good holidays? Like we don't know each other. Co-hosts, we don't know each other. I'm going to force you to talk more. You are fucking there. Season five. The goal is we're going to change the communication, the yabber, the yabber jabber fucking meter from 95 percent of cold yammering to like at least an 80 20 split because they want to listen to you they don't want to listen to me that's bullshit you want to know what i'll bet you right now if we put out a poll how many people would rather listen to me talk like this yabber or listen to you going there's a difference between talking and doing that you got socks for christmas that says if you can read this on the bottom of your of the little feedies both of them that's right we didn't buy you that we didn't i didn't get you that christmas gift just so i could see. I saw it at the store, and I went, ha, ha, that's cute. We should get that. That is so that that should be every one of our readers have the right to have a dream, a goal, a mission to get to be able to see. But no, it's funny. You have them on. I have them on. I can't live my life. So those of you that watch our YouTube channel, you'll be able to see she has one. But every one of our readers have the right to have a dream to get to see those socks in action. We just have contests all over the place.
Speaker3:
Contests to fuck Amanda.
Speaker1:
Yeah, why not?
Speaker3:
Or to see her legs up in here.
Speaker1:
People are already going, Amanda, and Mike. Okay, we got people sucking up all kinds of places here. Mike, Amanda, show time. I can't be using my mouth. Let me, it can be. It can be. Anyways, oh, by the way, and we're going to put it right off. Leah, you rock. Yes, right off the bat. Ten days to KWN. That's right. So this show, we're actually doing this show on Wednesday night, and it's going to be released later. I just realized it's today's time to release the show Yeah I know Fuck I'm retarded Anyways There's still time to buy your KWN tickets when you hear this Now You never know what's going to happen with KWN Right KWN is a living breathing thing And you want to be a part of it And living and they can they can almost have a mind of their own they can do shit that you never would have thought i promise you 2022 in the world of casbah what eddie got it there you go yep eddie eddie just figured it out good job eddie and yep the only way to read the side stuff is our legs are in the air uh the thing is is that in in 2022 casbank and all of our little fucking things that we have with it all of our our little our little we're like our own little solar system right that's what we are here great it's a different analogy instead of golf you're you're right we're like you're a cunt so here's the thing chasmix is the sun and then we have all these things rotating us right so uranus shut up yeah fuck you and uranus god damn it anyways 2022 you're gonna see shit and we going to do shit that you have never, ever fucking thought. And I promise you, by the end, fuck off. Starting with a new fucking, we're willing to change the name. It can be, you know, it can be, come on, whatever. We'll change the name. We'll change whatever your name is. Anyways, you're going to see us do things that I promise the lifestyle and the world around ain't fucking ready for this shit that's going on. Thank you. Anyways, you're going to see us do things that I promise the lifestyle and the world around ain't fucking ready for the shit that's about to come raining down because that's what we do. Look, here's the reality of it. In life, it's like bands. Okay? This is the way I thought of this. This came to me the other day this is like this is the way this is in life some some people are born to be some people are born to be rock stars okay listen to my shit cunt some people are born to be rock stars rock stars are innovative and fucking creative and they command the center stage. And then there's others that imitate and they're born to be cover bands. Keep watching for us on the center stage. Just saying. And obviously Amanda is going to have her own fucking line of Uranus jokes. Good God. No, not me. In the future, they will change the name of Uranus because of all the jokes. I'll call it your rectum. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my God. Okay, so there you go. Life is like a box of chocolates. Are you fucking painting your nails now? Just paint the middle finger.
Speaker3:
No one will know the difference.
Speaker1:
You are just full of fucking helpful fucking bullshit, aren't you? That's what she said when she had her kids, too.
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
Fuck you. I don't need any help. I remember that now. So, you got your tickets for kwn you know people are excited to see you at kwn i don't i don't even know if anybody knows i'm gonna be there i need ticket yeah to make our numbers work you actually do we're gonna make you buy tickets too i don't even know if anybody knows we're good i don't know if anybody knows i'm there seriously like we got some we got some other big shows coming in and shit we're doing a retro we're totally this is so old school it's so awesome it's gonna be it's it's gonna be uh it's the last podcast it was at the last one and i go who are you because i didn't know who they were i don't listen to podcasts yeah i know who some people are now but them i didn't know and i guess that was kind of rude of me to say it like that well they were more than they were more than just podcasts that's why you know it's like uh yeah what the hell yeah that's all right though it's gonna be fun know, the pre-party is...
Speaker3:
I'm ready to dance my ass off.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
The pre-party is... Do you want to paint these instead of watching me?
Speaker2:
Oh, no.
Speaker3:
This is much more entertaining.
Speaker1:
I'm going to keep your fucking... Get away from me, bitch.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
Get away from me. No, I don't need your fucking help.
Speaker3:
Just give it to me.
Speaker2:
I don't...
Speaker1:
Oh, yeah.
Speaker2:
There you go.
Speaker1:
Now, if you can get her to say that to you, guess what? You win a prize.
Speaker3:
Do you want some that has some in it? Well, yeah, I probably do. I need if you can get her to say that to you, guess what? You want a prize. Do you want some that has some in it?
Speaker1:
Well, yeah, I probably do. I need you to put those fancy fake nails on here. I got another one over here. So the thing is, is Friday night we have over 200 people coming to the pre-party right now. We have like 350 coming to Saturday night. We have sold one hotel, though I did just find out today that there may be some of those rooms were not ours doesn't matter we're filling a second one so we have to behave in the hallways and shit whatever that's fine uh we've got people I gotta get this schedule out because people are dying to know when we're gonna do the um speed meet and greet and I can't see when let me see your Santa glasses uh speed meet and greet and we. Leah's going to do her show that she's going to go kick ass and win a MILF contest the following week in Ahito. Plus, we'll do a newbie seminar. We're doing hair and makeup. I know all about hair and fucking makeup. It's amazing. You name it, we got all kinds of shit going. It is old school, but a great way to kick off. We're going to do a boob taping. That would be interesting. And here's what's really funny. I still don't have a photographer. You know what? People get over it. Well, yeah, but I'm still looking. I'm still working. I'm still doing it. We can set up a wall that people can take selfies. I'm still, what? Wow, what a shitty job. What? Oh, it was kind of bad. I couldn't see it on my glass on. So, yeah. So, we got all that going on. That's going to be exciting. I'm just excited. This is so fucking... Like, where I usually do shit is so fucking huge. This is like... I don't know. For me, this is still big. But it's like... This is almost more fucking nerve-wracking than the big one was. Because, was. Because, like, the big one we had, the one we had two years ago, we had all kinds of distractions. And it's like, oh, look over here, poof, poof, and mirrors. Now we don't have that, which is fine. I think people are going to have a blast. I'm pretty jazzed. I'm pretty stoked. And I just heard today, the weather, like, is supposed to be in the 40s. Oh, rock. So we're actually going to have a crazy winter night without a fucking blizzard hitting.
Speaker3:
No, it was an ice storm.
Speaker1:
Well, it was an ice storm. Two years we had ice storms. One year we had a blizzard. It was a fucking mess.
Speaker3:
No, the fundraiser was a blizzard.
Speaker1:
You have to talk so I can see the microphone because you're like a look at flatline just saying maybe i wasn't actually talking you were you were talking fundraiser was a blizzard right yeah but we had storms oh we've had storms every other one so this is exciting we're we're fucking ramped up ready to go so and that's what we're going to talk about today a little bit is is parties and and whatever kinds of fun fucking shit. So, you know. Yeah, no shit. And Shelly's all right. Don't tempt Mother Nature. Look, she is invited to the party. She can turn the fucking heater back on. It's just goddamn cold out. But we don't know. We want everybody happy. It's going to be a good time. So we're jazzed and pumped and ready to go. So there you go. That's the fun shit right off the bat. It is going to be a lot of fun. I actually can't wait. It is going to be. I can't. I finally got a touch. There's not as much pressure this time around. Really? Yeah, that was my thought, too. Yeah, no. No, there's not. I mean, look, it is what it is and and uh it's gonna be it's gonna be fun and i think i think that you know it's like i said everything is a living breathing everything we do is a living breathing like thing creature it's baby child whatever you want to call it so you know people need to make the most of it while it's here and fucking caress it and hug it and squeeze it and call it george because you know got it you got to do that because who knows there's there's cool things coming uh but no i don't know we gotta look my philosophy on all this shit has totally fucking like we have a huge push for for our our little world like all these people that listen to our show all of our followers all they're not they're not other shows have listeners right we have a community other shows have listeners we have a family we have whatever and so the thing is is like 2022 it's it's all about look here's the deal uh you don't you're not going to use our family you know you're gonna you're gonna do things you're gonna support our family do things to support us to help that makes it better for our family for our community and and if you don't then we're not then we're gonna we're not interested we're gonna we're gonna leave you on the side of the road because you know what if you're just interested in trying to use this for the money well then fuck off i'm doing that shit so you know it is what it is so uh the army will roll i promise it's gonna roll like a motherfucker uh and and that that's how we go over and continue to take over the world so you know we're back on track what's's that sound? I hear that train of rolling. Just saying. Go, Johnny, go. I should wear my Darth Vader pants dress thing. That's going to be pretty exciting. Here's one of the things that's going to be kicking on our nights. Seriously. What's that? You can't get naked in the ballrooms. No, but I'm going to have some tight-ass pants on friday night the thing is that well that's just it here's here's what's gonna be badass about this it's retro a lot of people have been confused i when we came up with it being crazy when it's retro edition we meant back to the basics of when we started our first one some people don't know someone some people are confused by what that means and there's i have a feeling it's gonna be some people coming in throwback outfits and shit which would be cool as fuck but this is gonna be old school guess what there's a degree of like hotness where you can't fucking whip your dick out in a hallway or whip your tits out in the ballroom like Old school You gotta be sexy on the sly You gotta be sexy like You know That's it whip your tits out in the ballroom like old school you got to be sexy on the sly you got to be sexy like you know yeah you got to be hot but classy sexy but classy and you know what that's fucking i'm telling you if people will get in that mindset i know it's different than the modern fucking frat parties running muck and and tits and pussy and dick out all over the place but i'm telling you what you want to make something hot as fuck to go back to the room and screw have two hours of flirting dancing fucking that that whole process leading up to it that's hot and that that's you know so that part's gonna be fucking exciting plus you know leave it to us to do something the trend is to go one way we're completely nude and we've had the parties that have allowed you to do that and like we do everything else we blaze our own trail and we go this fucking old school type shit i'm just excited for my all blacked out tux not gonna lie seriously i'm i am i am jazzed for that aren't you glad i went with the black shirt versus the white one yeah Yeah, well, I mean, it would have looked good either way, but yeah, all black is going to look fucking, that's going to look fucking sick as fuck. I'm giving myself a boner thinking about it. Hold on. This will make way more sense for those of you watching on the fucking YouTube channel. Oh, I can't do that. I'll cause the dog to go nuts. Sorry. I was going to jack off, pretend to, under the table, but then the dogs go crazy. You also have wet nails. I do. Nobody likes to jack off with wet nails. Then you find out whether or not you've shaved your junk or not. It'll be all sticky and your crap. Anyways. So there you go. Don't forget. Shave up. Polish up. So I'll do this. And I'll go. And that's the point where I go, grab you by the back head and go put it in your mouth stick it in your mouth okay so uh our question tonight i love our question we actually have questions again oh we do ace freely said it best i'm back back okay i'm sorry that's in new york roof or nebraska i know but it's the Casbah groove Basically we're back Where you're going with that I can't say back in black Because I've always Been in black So you know Well you're brown right now Well because it's warmer Because it's got This one has Long sleeve shirts on And to be honest with you If you hadn't woken me up I was just going to Lay down for like 10 minutes And then I think I was asleep for an hour No because you had a phone call yeah but i heard a phone call and then i'm like seven o'clock and what were you what did you hear when i woke you up because i don't know man it was like it was like you were saying something that you could have been just here's what i kind of heard whatever you were saying was not registering with me at all. Like, not even least. It was like I couldn't figure it out. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. It's okay. Let's move on to the question, shall we? Should I move to the question? Yes. Okay. This question is from Shelly and Bryce. Shelly and Bryce, where are they from? Why don't they put where? Maybe you didn't write it down. There's a distinct possibility of that. Shelly and Bryce are from somewhere in the continental United States. We'll stick with that. All right. Awesome. Anyway, Shelly and Bryce, they are new listeners. New listeners. We've been listening to your show for about two or three months now oh isn't that sweet and they're new to the lifestyle and they're excited to attend some big events coming up awesome they've never really been to big events and they're really nervous because they do not know anybody and yes they know just be themselves they've heard us say it before but they're still nervous how can we make big events more fun without looking lonely, desperate, or pathetic, as you would say? Well, been there, done that. Any advice you can give us is very helpful. Remember that first gala that we went to? Oh, God. I remember seeing Shelly there. But do you remember that first gala that we went to when we were kind of standing at this table? We knew some people, and we went to go talk to them, and then they bolted. Oh, yeah. And we're just standing there going, fuck, okay. Yeah. Well, when I saw this question, I didn't start to laugh because we've been there. Everybody's been there. We've been there. Well, but I get – here's the thing. I understand, like, because we're not ones to just invite ourselves along. you think back to that event some of them some people we were talking to were going up stairs to fuck it's not that they excluded us they didn't turn and say hey do you guys want to come along too they were talking about they're going to go up to fuck but no one by the same token no one ever said hey do you guys want to come along and so we didn't really feel like we could we could and we were just like that was the first gala that we went to do you remember another one where we went upstairs with a bunch of people partying upstairs in the rooms it was at the old comfort suites and we were sitting in the room we kind of went into went in, too. And people knew who we were-ish. But we didn't. We were like. We just kind of wandered up there almost by accident. You remember that one? And sitting there again. The same type of thing. We were not. We felt. We have lived the feeling like a tag along. That's what's really funny. I mean, we've been there. But if you don't know anybody, we've been to parties where we just sat there. Well, look, see? There it goes. Okay. It's a computer. Anyways, go ahead. No, but there was one where we went. It was a New Year's Eve party, and it was a masquerade. Yep. And we sat at a table and just sat there kind of up against the wall yeah yeah didn't know a single soul didn't even want to walk into the place but we mustered up the courage to do that yeah that's right it that's oh my god so so very very trivial now okay so shelly just put, our Shelly just put,
Speaker2:
that's what I like about the cadets. That's right, our cast with cadets. Rock on. Ask one of us, and we'll introduce you. And you know what?
Speaker1:
That's part of why we started the cadets was because how do you counter that? It's easy to say, well, just go over and talk to somebody, and we're pretty outgoing, but back then that was was something easy to say it wasn't easy to do and in one line of that I go a good thing to do now in hindsight so let we're gonna put the disclaimers on this these some of these are things we wish we would have done back then we didn't but we wish we would have I wish now I would have had the common sense to go look for somebody else at another table sitting just like we were and if you think back now well but also think back okay so this will make you laugh that same masquerade party that we were up against the wall there was a couple sitting at the table next to us that didn't have anybody there but we were totally not interested and well hell no but didn't introduce ourselves we didn't because we didn't understand we were like we were afraid if you talk to someone that meant you had to have sex with them yeah and and so we were new so we were we didn't understand that you might meet some really cool people even if you're not interested in fucking them we didn't understand the fact that you don't have to have sex with somebody just to meet somebody or just to talk with somebody and you'll meet some really cool people that you'll never fuck in the lifestyle there was a couple that i that went to every table and said hi i'm so-and-so like hi yeah but even even then, I wish now, just like that, that you look.
Speaker3:
We would have done something like that.
Speaker1:
We would have looked and seen. If you're at one of these events, so this is what I said to these guys. If you're at one of these events and you're looking around and there's that other table that is sitting there, they're going to look exactly like you. They're going to look nervous. They're going to look kind of like they don't want to talk to anybody because they don't know. It's not that they really don't want to talk to anybody. They're just like you. They're nervous. Walk up to that table and go, hi, we don't know anybody here. We're nervous as hell because you're instantly going to have a bond there. There's going to be something about that bond help. And I wish now we would have known to do that we did not know to do that back then at all so we're getting all we were out of our comfort zone that usually we go okay if anything we have each other and we're our own entertainment and i think towards the end we got up and started dancing but why didn't we which which has always been a go-to thing to us yeah that's been a great way for us to because when you start dancing uh people people are drawn to you we're getting all kinds of great comments here uh one of our cadets oh my god i gotta talk to people yes uh yeah another time to look for people sitting on their phones we didn't have phones or the cell phones wasn't a big deal then but yeah if you see people that are just staring on their phone it's a hide it's a defense mechanism to hide um yeah if you're an experienced person passed on but here's one of the things that i wish now in in hindsight we would have we probably would have done besides looking for other people looking just like us we we had an an advantage i smoked well we both smoked and it sounds horrible i have to say right now it would be harder for me i don't smoke anymore smoking was a built-in it was a great way to talk to people talk to people because you did that in your regular life two people that don't know each other are standing outside having a smoke at the same time you instantly have somewhat of a conversation so you know but there was a lot of times i can remember going out and having a cigarette or us going out and having a cigarette and not taking advantage of that option opportunity either part of it is taking advantage whatever if you see somebody doing something similar to you do, take that as an opportunity to use that common ground, whether it be having
Speaker2:
a cigarette.
Speaker3:
Or even walking up to a bar and just saying hi while you're staying in there.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Or cracking a joke or whatever.
Speaker1:
Here's another thing. Ladies, this is the thing I'm going to put out to ladies. You can go a long ways in helping breaking the ice. Okay. Share. Okay. One of the scary things when you're new in the lifestyle, and because most of us haven't been dating forever, so we're fumbling around like idiots, right? Go, and this can apply for guys who are guys. Talk to the same sex, okay? Ladies, a woman can walk up to another woman and politely compliment them on, like at our event, it's formal, compliment them on their dress. A woman can walk up to another woman, and I'm not trying to be sexist, but it's true, can walk up to another woman and go, oh my God, I love your shoes. It doesn't matter what kind of shoes they are. It doesn't matter what kind of the event is. It could be fucking sandals. There are women that have groups that exchange sandals. Seriously, you can walk up and say that. It's a non-threatening situation. It's not like no one's breaking any rules, right? but it's a form of a conversation guys will follow suit if if their wives or girlfriends are talking guys will stand there and then they will start talking with each other guys you can do that too to a degree it's a little more guys don't walk up and do that on a regular basis you don't see very often where guys are going to walk up to another another guy walking on the street and go whoa dude i'd say those cowboy boots kick ass that's not a normal thing that's yeah but you hear it a little bit with cowboy boots well yeah but that what i'm saying with that is but what i'm saying with that is that's where women we didn't know that okay and you were more shy than i was in theory the time. But if you're going to this and you're nervous, have a plan, have a plan like that. That's a great, that's a great way to break the ice. I think Dan said on here somewhere about, you can also always kind of stand by a group, which this is, this is actually true. You can go stand by a group that's kind of chat amongst themselves and you can kind of just by a group which this is this is actually true you can go stand by a group that's kind of chatting amongst themselves and you can kind of just assimilate it a little bit it's like pirates of the caribbean you know eavesdrop a little bit and go yeah and then kind of work your way well a lot of times people will will turn around and say you know oh hi you know I think as I look back we did a lot of the things wrong i'm i'm not gonna lie we we it's funny now for us looking at what we do now you know we're about to have our event which we're gonna be in front and center people and that's what we do And I never stop appreciating because it's kind of funny. It's funny because you sit there and go, we think back to the time where, honestly, we almost didn't do this. The fact that we're here right now having this conversation a week before Crazy Winter Nights 4, people, we sat in a car outside of a bar for 45 minutes. No lie. The bar was closed down just for the meet and greet. Just for the event. We sat in a bar for 45 minutes outside of it in our car smoking cigarettes we smoked almost a pack of cigarettes deciding whether or not we were going to make the leap and walk in that's people that now look at what we do now and and what we enjoy doing now and you know what that's everybody and the one thing
Speaker2:
and the one thing and what we enjoy doing now. And you know what? That's everybody.
Speaker1:
And the one thing that I love about all the people that come to our event, this isn't about crazy weather nights. This is just about the people, a lot of our folks. Why we call it a community of families. All these people, you never see new people at our event getting shunned you you never you never see it you never see you see more people at at our at events at least around here are the ones that we go to welcome welcoming new people in to the fold saying hi to people because it is a community. Now, I wish maybe we'd have done a better job of that when we were new in this. Yeah. You know? I don't know. I think it's... How nervous do you think... We should find a way to do a poll on this. Of what? How nervous people are. Because I've started to see stuff with our social hotel takeover. There's times that we've gone somewhere and we go, oh my God, are you ready for this? Because I don't know if I'm ready for this. Yeah, but, well. But, you know, you're talking, you know, you go to different areas of the country. You don't know a single soul and they don't know you okay but here's also the reality so the secrets get revealed i hate walking in and not knowing anybody it okay so it this question and and everybody who's nervous about an event totally resonates with me we've talked about my my walking nude shit is well documented that's not even what we're talking about in life i hate walking in to a social setting where i don't know anybody and i have to go introduce myself to everybody i hate it it causes a salesman for years yes you didn't know who the fuck they were but it in a social setting it still causes me at 49 years old huge anxiety huge anxiety the part of the reason why i think that i'm willing to talk to anybody fuck anything that we do just in life i will talk to anybody that comes up to me because god's honest truth i hate it i i've given speeches in front of 10 000 people
Speaker2:
I don't know. I will talk to anybody that comes up to me because God's honest truth, I hate it.
Speaker1:
I have given speeches in front of 10,000 people. Doesn't bother me. You get me in a setting where you have to go around the room and say your name and where you're from, I'd rather fucking punch myself in my one nut. Seriously, I hate that.
Speaker3:
No, I get it. I don't like the icebreakers.
Speaker1:
That means you have to talk. Yeah, but no, I'm not supposed to feel that way and it's like you know what nothing you're feeling with these events is is different than anybody else here's what's funny there's people that have that this is their first hotel party or the first time they're going to go to some event that's that's the first pool party first whatever that has been in the lifestyle a long time they're just as nervous as you are as a new person. So if you're new- Because you're afraid you're going to walk in and not know anybody. No, I don't think it's to not know anybody. I think we all have this horrible fear that you're going to go in and- No one's going to talk to you. No one's going to talk to you. Yeah. Well, because we equate it to, wrongly so, okay? We equate it to our desirability. And in the lifestyle. In the lifestyle. Well, look, there's still people out there that think that to be successful, you've got to get laid at a lifestyle event. So think about this for a minute there are people that are going to think where we suck no shit there are going to be people there are people that are going to think if no one if people don't talk to you then that means nobody wants you that nobody finds you attractive nobody thinks you're hot and and it's all in your and all in our brain okay uh uh what's going on when you're new it is your opportunity to put your best foot forward and be who you want to be with no preconceived ideas about who you are. Oh, my God, yes. If you're a dick in real life, you have the opportunity to recreate yourself when you go to an event, when you're new in the lifestyle. You seriously do. Okay. Okay, if you listen to my my rants which we know miss amanda does not when was the last time you listened to one of my rants the last time i recorded one no say that clearly in the microphone i want them to be able to hear that not cackle on the microphone fuck off when when is this thing on miss amanda when was the last time you listened to one of Cole's rants? The last time I recorded it. What season were we on the last time you recorded one?
Speaker3:
I have no fucking idea.
Speaker1:
Season two.
Speaker3:
I don't know what season you're on.
Speaker1:
We just started season four.
Speaker3:
I don't mean of this. I mean of your rants. Initially, I was recording them and hitting the record button, hitting the stop button, and then I showed you how to do it like a year ago, and then you've been doing it.
Speaker2:
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker1:
Yeah, well, we're in season, now we're in season three. Anyways, I do some really good rants. You should check them out. It's a great new show. Check out some rants. Now I forgot where we're going, so I was just going to make fun of you about us that listen to my rants.
Speaker2:
Insecurities.
Speaker3:
Motherfuck.
Speaker1:
No, that wasn't it.
Speaker3:
Kind of, because that's what we were talking about. We all get nervous. Everybody does. And some people are just better at hiding it than others.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
And some people can get over that fear to go up and introduce themselves to someone.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
But not everybody can.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Why don't you look at me? Dead air makes horrible radio. It's not that bad to have a pause. Yes. A pause for a glare. Yes. See, if you're keeping track at home. We're up to 7% talking. For a laugh, when we were way younger, we would be driving somewhere, and I'd have to go to the bathroom. He'd go, we're stopping at a gas station. I'd go, what? I did not want to stop at a gas station because I didn't want to walk in and not know where it was. So I'd send Cole in first to go find the bathroom. Come outside and tell me it's in the far left corner. Just go to the back and to the left. I should have lied more about it. I should have lied and said it was on the opposite side. That would have been funny. That's being a dick. By the way, don't listen. Shelly. Shelly's trying to stick up for you right now. She listens to your ranch daily. Isn't that the fucking truth? Wow. Do I not listen to you vent? I don't vent ever. What is going on with this fucking radio station? I don't know. It's not liking the signal. Oh, fuck. I don't fucking know. All right, we need to do halftime. Hold on. It's 37 minutes in. Do your halftime then. Wow. I seriously should open up for auditions at fucking KWN. Rock on. Oh, fuck, yeah. You'd be okay with that. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I know what my rants, what I was talking about with my rants now. It just came back to me. It was a great point I wanted to make. Oh, make your point. Wait a minute. Hey, do you have enough flip-off gear in your wardrobe? Probably not. Nothing can convey your mood for any day, any holiday, any event like a big fuck you finger. That's right. Get your custom shirt today. Now, a well i don't want to say fuck you that's rude but how about something unique how about something special how about something for a message like fuck cancer but you name it whatever the case may be like you yeah you name it we've got it share your views here of the world get a good laugh you know if the word fuck on a shirt, it's rude and obnoxious. If you put a middle finger, it's cheeky and cute. Flipoffgear.com. Check it out today. All right. Is it cheeky? It is cheeky. I like to use words like that that people don't use all the time. Cheeky. Well, if you talk to somebody in England, when they talk about cheeky, they think about that's talking about getting it on, playing with themselves, being need to talk louder people aren't gonna hear you dirty bird speak into the dick be cheeky with it i didn't realize you're the international division i'm just learning no that's that's cheeky not chic yeah okay all right perfect. All right, perfect. There we go. We good? Yep. Come on. Are you sure? Can you talk into the fucking microphone? I was talking into the motherfucking microphone. Talk into the penis, damn it. You're right. I'll yell like you do. Perfect. Now people will be able to hear it. I won't have to listen to that crap anymore. Anyways, one of the things that we talk about, or I talk about in my rants, it's just a me thing, anyways, is the ability to take and constantly reevaluate yourself. Constantly, after every event, reevaluate. How did it go? What are things you could improve? What are things you could do different? So even like, in this like in this case with a new couple you know what if the event that you go to doesn't go exactly the way you want or the way you thought it was going to go or whatever or even if it does taking some time to evaluate to look back and honestly evaluate the event and how you did it how was your communication skills did you have a plan did you talk to people were you overbearing were you clingy? Were you communication skills? Did you have a plan? Did you talk to people?
Speaker2:
Were you overbearing? Were you clingy? Were you clutchy? Were you standoffish? If you're willing to do those things, right, then what will happen is it will get better.
Speaker1:
My last rant, you'll appreciate this. The new one I talked about, I can promise and guarantee people to have 100%, a 100% success rate in the lifestyle at every event they go to in 2022 okay and it's all about self-evaluation honest evaluation and that's the key that's the win that's the whole thing and that's where these guys are looking at they're nervous about about this event. Okay. Have a plan. We talk about it all the time. Have a plan, execute your plan at the event, and then evaluate your plan afterwards. How did it go? And then what can you do better? And the other thing is go into it, have fun, quit worried about the expectation. I didn't get a chance to reach out to these guys because of the holidays. I'm going to guess that there's a little bit of the we need to get laid type thing with it. That's not the determination if you have fun or not. Agreed. Say more than that. We're trying to get you percentage points. I'm going to start, you know, that's what we're going to do. I'm going to start burping and making weird gross uh noises until you talk more uh and i will be tempted to beat the fuck out of you but at least you do it if you do it while you're saying shit at the same time i'll work out uh angela put it yes uh it's also maybe about setting reasonable goals yes and brie you're right it is about the sunglasses also for me that's the hair in the sunglasses for me but reasonable goals is huge but i think if if it's like your first party or pretty much a first party if you don't know anybody set a goal to meet at least five couples there you go or introduce yourself to five couples exactly yeah judge that's a great one and it's that's exactly you fuck even if you have to start smaller than that set a goal that you're going to walk up you're going to walk up and instigate the conversation with one other couple even if you walk up to one other couple doesn't mean you have to cling to them for the rest of the night, but you walk up and start that conversation with one other couple. That's your goal. What a huge thing that's going to be. I promise you, it's going to be kind of exciting. This is the weirdest thing that people don't understand when you're new in the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
Or, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker1:
Nope, nope, go ahead. You've got to go with it. I'll remember mine.
Speaker3:
No, or think about when we went to the town, the city, three hours south of here, and we went to a swinger club.
Speaker1:
Yeah. That'd be Kansas City.
Speaker3:
We went with one couple, well, two other couples.
Speaker1:
Went with two other couples and met a third one there.
Speaker2:
Yep.
Speaker1:
Find somebody that will go with you so you won't feel like you're left alone. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well, but you have to be careful with that. The one thing that I caution with that, you're right, but you have to be careful with that because it's easy if you go with another couple or another couple of couples to all of you stay in your own safety little herd. Be kind of clingy. There's nothing wrong with it, but you have to be careful with it. Here's the thing. If I introduce another couple, we're going to have a goal of both of us bringing another couple back just to say hi that we've met. We want to introduce you too. That's it. Here's what I was going to say was, this sounds silly as fuck but it's true when you're first in the lifestyle when you're new everything is kind of hot everything is kind of erotic because everything quite honestly feels kind of dirty right kind of sexy kind of whatever so think about this for just to see if you smile and you don't look like you've got a grump face in the picture. The thing is, is that, do you know, I can remember the first time I walked up to a female that I didn't know at a lifestyle event. I was like, hey, I'm Cole. It was like, it was kind of this giddy, tingly fucking like, it's kind of exciting because it's like, it's dirty. Even though you know you're not necessarily going to have sex, but it has that excitement thing. And I remember that feeling. And you know what? Even this far along into it, 11 years, we're sitting here with people that we have known since we got into it, commenting right now, that have been friends of ours for years. Even 11 years into it, when you meet somebody new for the first time, it is kind of hot, kind of dirty, kind of nerve wracking, kind of like a mixed feeling. Let me give you a great example, okay? There is a couple that is coming to Crazy Winter Nights. We met them two years ago at Crazy Summer Nights. We had kind of talked to them a little bit at the end of the night, but I was drunk, whatever. Come to find out you were talking to him before we left the last crazy summer nights, they would have been totally, I didn't know that she would have been interested. Well, when you're going to a nudist campground, you don't know who's swingers and who's not. Right. So we didn't know the first time they were and we're like well maybe we can get something started because you know blowjobs are happening right and they didn't know really they but they weren't sure of who we were it was like two in the morning and they weren't they thought they were who we were but they didn't know and and come to find out the next year we're sitting there and they're they're next us and we're getting ready to leave and come to find out the next year we're sitting there and they're next to us. And we're getting ready to leave and come to find out they'd have been all in. And so when I was standing there talking to her before we left and kind of like where you're like, go talk to her, I already did, dumbass, you know. It was just as fucking giddy as a school boy 11 school boy 11 years into this just coming off of a huge my birthday weekend it was just as giddy and hot as the very first time i did it in the lifestyle you're so funny but but that but that's the thing is that's what i want people to understand is embrace that the nervousness and that hot factor because nobody else everybody else there is for the same purpose too but other people out there walking around what are your friends doing tonight what are your vanilla friends going to do for this couple when you go to your party that you're excited about going what are your vanilla friends doing that that weekend i bet it's not as hot or as exciting as what you're doing put that in the back of your mind. And then embrace and run with it. We had a bunch of people saying stuff and I didn't see stuff all the way through. Okay. In life, you can't focus on what you can't do. Okay. Very true. Willie, our dog, has been the greatest example of'm gonna i'm using my dog as a swinger podcast for example willie is a dog willie is 143 pound dog was was it's a little less now it's a he's a leg down willie had cancer he had his leg amputated as a dog front paw hardest paw for a big dog to adjust to two days after his legs amputated he's running around pretty much like normal because he's a dog he doesn't know that he should mourn and feel bad and be down and whatever he doesn't know what he knows what he's missing but he just adjusted because well you just adjust he's a dog you can focus on all the things you can't do in the lifestyle. You can focus on the fact of other people are prettier. Other people are younger. Other people have less gray hair or more hair. In my case, other people have more money. Other people have, you name it. You can focus on all those things. And you know what? If you focus on what you can't, well, then that's how the experience is going to go. Or you can focus on what you can. You can focus on the maximizing events you can attend. You can focus on the positive of how you can meet people online and the other sources. That's really the game. That's the swinger lifestyle. That's what we have to do is you have to maximize. You have to take and put your focus.
Speaker3:
Because we were in the lifestyle how long before we went to a party?
Speaker1:
Oh, my God.
Speaker3:
Well, we didn't start off on the one website. We started on the other one that didn't announce parties.
Speaker1:
People, let's put it this way. we have been to a total of what two house parties in 11 years three i say three or four well yeah oh no i will we'll give it we've been to we've been a total of four house parties in 11 years and two of them were at the same house in 11 years. I can honestly tell you that a house party, to me, sounds as nerve-wracking as anything in the world. Now, here's the deal. Some people have been to a shit ton more house parties. They'd be way more experienced. So what? It's a choose-your-own- choose your own adventure you know and the thing is is what what are you gonna what are you gonna focus on what are you gonna what are you gonna do you're gonna find that positive negatives what are you gonna do how is it gonna work it's it's a choice thing you have to use the resources that are out right in front of you and maximize them you know everybody has access to to facebook pro you know facebook and use your spouse i do it all the time hey by the way i'm with her you know i do that all the time seriously the lifestyle like any hobby is only you only get out of it what you put into it it's a lot like a pussy I'm just kidding no seriously it and that's what it is so find the little things to embrace seriously embrace there are times I wish we were still new because Because sometimes when you don't know anybody, right? You also don't know any of the rumors, any of the back history, any of the drama, any of the bullshit, any of the conjecture, any of the other people. You don't know any of the crap. All you have is, here's all these people with clean slates for you to make your opinions on you know what i remember those days that's pretty fucking awesome because no matter how much we want to not do that well now we've been in this 11 years we know the backstories we know the drama we've heard the rumors we've heard you know when you're new you're literally judging things just on what's right in front of you what did it do to us going to a different state oh my god you think about this we we were kind of hitting on another couple and they're like oh you should come back and we're like gosh we should and then we're like what if they're that a couple what what if they're that one yeah and we're like oh well how are we gonna know well you're not no you just have to run with it and we missed out on a fabulous and we even talked about it on the way home the next day on the way way home. It was really stupid that we didn't. We allowed, we had this golden opportunity to go be newbies again. And what we did was we overthought it. We overthought it. So as you're new going into this, if you're going to a new event, a new place. We said after on the way home, we're like three towards the way home, and we're both going, who cares if they would have been that couple? We were leaving. Who cares?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
But it also made us stop and think, how many people have we missed or how many people are being missed in our own area because they think that way. You have all that stuff. So embrace the excitement and the nervousness of talking to somebody for the first time. Embrace the fact that all you know to judge and buy is what you see. Embrace the fact of being new. In the car business, we said it all the time, stay stupid. Because once people started to think they knew how to do things, they started to try and do it their own way and that's stay stupid just be new be new as long as you can possibly be new christmas is more magical as a child because santa has reindeer that fly and and it's just all these things is magic and as you get older you learn all the other parts of it the bills the crap the life part of it you know what once you
Speaker2:
Thank you. and all these things is magic. And as you get older, you learn all the other parts of it,
Speaker1:
the bills, the crap, the life part of it. You know what? Once that magic goes away, then as adults, for Christmas to be magical, it takes work. You have to make the choice to make it magical. Here's the deal. The lifestyle, quite honestly, is magical. It's hot. It's sexy. It's fun. I have sexy magic. magic it's magical and you know what keep it that way as long as you can you'll have plenty of time to have to work to make it magical don't do that to yourself let it be as fun always um yeah angela we always go to these things knowing that we will enjoy the time with each other even if nothing else happens and there's the other part of it you know what at the end of the day no matter if you fuck somebody else or not this is so forgotten i think if you're going with a significant other your best fuck of the night you're going home with every time what the the laughter of we have left events and i spent weeks laughing about the cluster fuckness of something of going oh my god what the fuck was that we have we have left events going that was hot as fuck we've left events Let's go. going oh my god what the fuck was that we have we have left events going that was hot as fuck we've left events going what the hell was that but what we always had was each other and we always had things to talk about after that event and how it affected us and there hasn't been a single thing that's caused us to do we've even had disagreements not fights disagreements on certain things opinions but it sparked conversation and i've always went home with the very best fuck even when i had a girlfriend so that's that's yeah all right kids guess what holy shit it's time to go holy shit it is all right so here's it have fun kids get excited for events get ready for all of you guys we want to give this a big thing to say thank you for all of you that follow crazy truth uh on this crazy adventure that we have been on uh we're excited to have you along for the ride for the next five years uh as we keep doing. But remember, Smart Swingers Read, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Check them out today. Don't forget Full Swap Shop. Get the swag, man. It's what it's all about. And FullSwapRadio.com. You can hear our show on Mondays at 5 and again at 11 p.m. Central Standard Time. You can also hear about 43 others of the top shows in the country, in the world, actually, in the adult alternative lifestyle world. So check it out today, fullswapradio.com. You can send us emails at crazy.kazba at gmail.com. You can check out our website, crazykazba.com. We're on Twitter, at truthcrazy. We're on Instagram, something I don't remember. We're on YouTube. Listen to our YouTube channel. You can see this. Amanda has her tits out there. I don't know. That's YouTube. Where do I have my tits at? YouTube. Don't worry about it. I'll show you later. That's Kaz was the channel. Check it out today. So with all that being said, and don't forget to get your fucking tickets for Crazy Winter Nights, motherfuckers. Check it out. You want to see it while it's here uh crazywinternights.com anyways the only way i know how the only way i want to and the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style out
