Krazy Truth #19 Taking one for the team

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Naughtypops. Are you looking for lollipops with adult shapes for any special occasion? bachelorette parties gag gifts and more they have tons of gourmet flavors that are shipped right to your door order yours today at www.naughtypopsnow.etsy.com and tell them crazy truth sent you all right hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most. I am Cole. I'm followed. I'm not followed by anybody. Maybe. I'm here with my lovely, lovely wife and assistant, Miss Amanda. I'm an assistant now. Hey. What? Ghost stories? Co-star, jackass. Oh, co-star. oh co-star okay i guess my son we need to help better signs up for me so okay so uh yeah well so welcome so hey you know normally uh we start this with uh with um sex stories is what we usually start this with i don't have one today no there we go so here's the goal uh you know what everybody take a minute we're not gonna say anything for like two minutes give me like a moment of silence and what i want you all to do right now yeah is sit there and think about the sexiest weirdest thing that's ever happened during sex okay we're ready one two three what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened fucking dog cocked me almost biting my dick everybody has their own we wanted them to give a chance at their own sex story all right well if they don't then you just give them something to laugh at well they're swingers and they need to go out and create something see here's the thing if you don't have a weird sex story you either haven't been in the lifestyle long enough or you're doing it wrong so you need to go out this week in public and take and uh have a great sex story tape it and send us the tape that's what we want
Speaker2: to see you know nothing's on tape anymore right you fuck off and i know christmas lights don't
Speaker1: get hot anymore yeah i got it you know what i mean well iphone it whatever anyways I don't get hot anymore yeah i got it you know what i mean well iphone it whatever anyways video well not videotape just video see this is why we don't have any good sex tapes because i'm still trying to use like vcrs and tapes and shit wow okay so now if you have that moment think about that for a second make sure you share with us as we go okay so let's go to questions shall we let's do what we do best don't touch stuff how many times we went through this you weren't allowed to touch stuff in the studio you get the sound guy all kinds of worked up look see he's giving you that disapproving look right now see that look i was moving it closer hey know what he really likes when you do this? Look away from the microphone and talk and then move through across the way like this. He likes this. Okay. Sorry, I'll quit fucking with you, son, guy. All right, so got a couple good questions for you. This first question actually does not come from the States. It comes from across the pond. That's right, from the UK. This is from M. I don't know uh anyway so here's here's her question is they're new in the lifestyle okay and they have they keep hearing about all this you know don't take one for the team don't take one for the team they're new so it's kind of happened and ish but they don't totally understand do people really do do people really stand their ground and not take one for the team if you don't take one for the team how can you ever find four people to actually hook up i was gonna say it depends on if you're hooking up as a couple or with a single or that's the thing it's hooking up with a couple and the problem that they're having is you know they're trying to decide if they're being too picky is the problem they're having is is that they take and you know they'll be looking at profiles they're on different sites they're looking at profiles or they go out to dinner and he's all into the the other girl and she's not into the guy at all or vice versa and so they're like how do you how do you actually get to hook up if you don't take one for the team that's a really good question and i think it's something that i think i it's something that that uh it's something that that really that our answer is going to be this will be interesting to see our answer because we're just like everybody else we say we're not going to take one for the team what the thing of anymore because when we were new we took ones for the team and the thing is you take one for the team because when you're new you're like oh my god if we say no we're never gonna get to have sex again right so you take one for the team because you don't know that you can say no and you can be choosy. You're trying to get known. It's like an ad campaign.
Speaker3: Yes, but... Right. So you take one for the team because you don't know that you can say no and you can be choosy.
Speaker1: You're trying to get known.
Speaker2: It's like an ad campaign. But some people I wouldn't have chosen.
Speaker1: If I hadn't been drunk and ran my mouth first.
Speaker2: Some people that I wouldn't have chosen or I wouldn't have been interested in when it came to actually hooking up taking one for the team so to speak i actually had a lot of fun yeah okay yeah so well that's one of the things i want
Speaker1: to talk about because that's there were some of them that that we actually took and initially there was initially there was zero interest in one of the people we're gonna hook up with because they were they were a little bit older we were new and i was like come on I don't take one for the team we don't take that's bullshit there's a shit ton of people are taking one for the team you had to at some point you had to and people still are they are still taking them for the team there might be the rare few that haven't the reality is when you're trying to find four people that everybody gets along perfectly or that everybody is completely okay with that's a challenge yes okay i think i think that there's less we're much less apt to take one for the team in terms of if it's something you meet them that night you know it's the first time you meet them as you're you're at the club you hit it off really good and you decide to go hook up because then then you're not really what you're looking at that point in time is you're looking at you know the physical attributes versus pretty much anything else so you're much less it's a lot easier to not take one for the team when that's what you're looking at right when you and and one of the things like they had talked about and a lot of people they talk about going out to dinner first and everything like that we've never done that that was never our thing no it is much harder Here we go. They had talked about, and a lot of people, they talked about going out to dinner first and everything like that. We've never done that. That was never our thing. No. It is much harder. I can see it would be much harder to avoid taking one for the team that way because all of a sudden, well, let's just say that the girl's in it for you as well, but she's more interested in you than me. And then all a sudden then all of a sudden both of them are just busy looking at you and i'm just sitting there eating dinner being ignored right so in that aspect it becomes more of a challenge but the upside to that is you have the ability to take and and see personalities right the reality is person i don't care who you are okay unless you're the most vain piece of shit asshole ever if someone is super fun to be around super funny great time hang out with them you there's a much higher chance that you could probably have sex it wouldn't be considered taking one for the team so much right Thank you. there's a much higher chance that you could probably have sex with. It wouldn't be considered taking one for the team so much. Right. Okay? Personality wins, and it's not just for us. Personality wins for a lot of people. If you have somebody that's funny, okay, I can overlook a lot of things because as much as I'd love to say that I am the beacon of sexiness, right? I am kind of like a Greek god. I can't even say that with a straight face. Those of you that subscribe to the YouTube channel, you'll see that and see why that's so funny. But I think my personality can make up for a lot of flaws. It can make up for a lot of gray hairs, lines, age laugh lines, that kind of stuff. Personality goes a long ways. There's a lot of girls that want to do you because of your personality. No, they're not all blind. Yeah, well, because personality wins. If you can make somebody laugh, then that's a huge thing. so one though i think to partially counter that is one you maybe if you're going to do the meat where the whole dinner dare i say dating anyways you're going to do that crap uh the dinner that drinks first whatever right you have to go into it with a way different mindset i believe now remember as we always put out we always put out there, so when you're sending your hate mail, you send it appropriately. These are merely our opinions. Just fucking saying. Okay. But you have to go into it with a way more open mind. Right. Give them a chance. Look past their tits, their ass, the bulge in their pants, and actually listen to them talk, see what they're, you know. Because here's the deal. You can have a supermodmodel and if they're a fucking tool yeah i'm out it is not happening or the one couple that we actually did go out to dinner first good and i was like okay yeah it's okay and then i saw him eat and yeah and i'm like um no you know in that one movie the holiday classic how did the little piggies eat yeah that was that yeah i got that i got the 911 call from the back it wasn't even a 911 it was there's no fucking way on god's green earth i wasn't that mean the fuck you weren't in the you weren't that mean to them personally but on the text you were like aboard yeah so but we gave them a chance yes and we still actually we actually gave them a chance we still I don't know yeah and we still gave them a chance and their personality sucked and guess what happened not a goddamn thing so nothing more attractive than seeing a girl hop across the floor catching crickets you just haven't you have not lived until you're in the middle of a conversation somebody just dives off of a chair that's something you can't see on a carpet floor and and she goes i got it i got it and we're like uh and she goes uh we have crickets and then she took it over and fed it to the lizard the best part about that was it didn't happen once it happened like three fucking times completely randomly just out of the fucking blue scared the shit out of me every time that happened every time all of a sudden she just dove off a chair like whatever anyways nice folks great people anyway so but you still have to you have have to go into things with a way more open mind. Give people a chance. Okay. And keep in mind, if you're going to go out to dinner with people, weird as this may be, they might be nervous also. Yeah. Okay. So it's not necessarily going to be like super suave and just natural. You have to be prepared. You may get some like cheese ball, like pickup lines, like horribly sad into windows to try to like, you know, lead up to the fact that they want to have sex. And I mean, especially if it's with another new couple, if it's with a new couple there, you know, there'll be a little bit of like 70s. Hey, baby. Hmm. Oh, some of that but count it up to nerves give them enough of a chance to like you know kind of work through that yeah if you're gonna do the email and date thing it might be well worth it to go and do two dates to give people a chance to be comfortable okay so that's the first part now if in terms of overall taking one for the team we dealt with we've dealt with that a little bit more because it is harder and harder and harder to find four people that we all that we all work around we all work around perfectly with right so what we've learned is it's actually changed how we swing a little bit because that actually is what opened the door to us considering doing more swinging alone where we play alone because it was it got it became an issue that became frustrating for us it became frustrating for me it'd be like okay because we had this conversation this is not ripping on you miss amanda obviously but there were times that you'd be like okay well you want to fuck somebody then you look at the profiles and find somebody and i'd be like okay so i would go on and i would look and i'd start coming i find this couple whatever and i'm going well this is i think this is the type of guy she'd be interested in and then i'm like okay well they really want to meet and i show the picture you're like oh my god fuck no i what are you kidding me he's not i'm not into that about it what no it's not being mean you were just being honest or there were times that you were like okay well here's something look at this and i'm like i what no i'm not even vaguely interested in that you don't know how much you don't know your fucking spouse until you try to figure out who they want to fuck okay maybe it depends on the mood something 26 years and you know what i could know i would have a better chance of picking lottery numbers winning lottery numbers than i would of picking the right guy out of a lineup of 10 or the one that you would want to fuck actually you know how i would do that whichever one that i would go there is no way in god's green earth that she's Even vaguely interested i'd be like yeah that's the one you can't tell you sitting there shaking your head you can't tell me that's not true how many times have you go oh he's hot and i went what like totally shocked a lot yeah exactly so okay so but where it led us because it was like okay so we're trying to figure out who we each want to fuck we're getting nowhere with it and then if we'd find a couple that was like we could both it wasn't taking one for the team but it was kind of both we could settle on it was like it look it's like shopping for a couch okay so we go look at the couch and there's one that you really like and there's one that i really like and but we don't like each other's choice and so eventually you settle so we would find a couple that we could be like okay we can both live with this so we what started to happen was it was like we were both taking one for the fucking team say something because you were a part of this okay more than doable exactly but there was the problem is we went from people we were really excited about to they're doable yeah okay and and you read okay for those of you that are new in the lifestyle that listen to this you will reach a certain point in your swinging career no No, that's right. Quest for the Holy Grail. Pretty much. We are the Knights. Anyway, so you will reach a level where you realize you don't have to or you won't. You're no longer willing to, I don't know, settle or just jump at the first thing. you you've come to the realization that you're actually able to be picky and choosy a little bit and it's not going to hurt your social standing it's not going to it's not going to hurt you getting laid or getting invited to hotel parties or whatever the case may be okay and when you reach that it's very easy to fall into the yeah you know they're doable because well you know hey it's been like two or three months since we've actually hooked up with somebody and or 449 days uh and so but who's counting yeah but who's counting but you know so you and also you go well it's it's a big party we've done this it's halloween or it's st patty's day or it's you know It's a big hotel party. Remember the one in Des Moines? Oh, yeah. It was the end of the night. We wanted to get hooked up with somebody. At the end of the night, we're like, fuck. The choices are really limited. And we're like, yeah. Yeah, that was exactly right. So what are you guys doing? I don't even know if we knew their names at that point. We did. We talked to them briefly through the night. It was not what normal. But we were like, you know, hey, you settled. They were doable. And then the problem is the next day, you look at that and you just go, and that was eh. And the lifestyle is not supposed to be eh. No. That's the whole thing. it's supposed to be fun you we drove all the way home from that party we talked about it for like 10 minutes and then we just talked about regular normal stuff the fun of the lifestyle is when you hook up and for the next week you talk about it and you laugh about it you had that much of a great time so when all of a sudden your your hookups become yeah doable that's just not at least for us that was not where we wanted to be right so what we started to do is that's when we started talking about playing alone because granted we we still set rules and primarily we're a play alone at party couple at party couple, but it's like, here's the deal. You know what? If there's this guy, you guys are really hitting it off. You really liked the guy.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: And either he's single male or he's with a couple and she's okay with it. You guys go have fun.
Speaker3: Sweet. Awesome.
Speaker1: And then the same applies for me. We go out, we go have fun. And then it was a great time. Sometimes those have led led to then everybody gets together and that's all right too i mean great but it what it does is it allows us then no one feels cheated no one feels like it was that they just that they took one for the team no the experience not just a and it's kind of exciting just a little bit well yeah because when you get back i'm like tell me all about it and when i get back tell me all about it and you're like we get all you know so it kind of it it it ramps it up again a little bit i guess the thing is i miss manda currently has duct tape on her mouth For those of you not watching But what it does is It kind of ramps it up Now don't misinterpret this We are not advocating that everybody should go out And start playing alone
Speaker2: You do it when you're ready or if you want to
Speaker1: Or if you ever get ready Some people don't Get ready So you got to do what works best And I want to throw this in here Because we don't talk a lot about soft couples We'll see you next time. some people some people don't uh get ready so you got to do what works best and that's i want to throw this in here because we don't talk a lot about soft couples and full swap but sometimes when you find the right couple they're a lot of fun old personality the whole nine yards even if in this case the one couple was in the soft swap which're not. We still had a great time at the Halloween. They were a little surprised. Oh, yeah, they were. I mean, because when you went up and you started that conversation, you were real honest. I mean, we were just up front. There was no false expectations of what was going to happen. I mean, they were probably more nervous than we were because they you know we we knew that their soft swap being a soft swap couple that they probably don't get a lot of people that are willing to just go to that level right especially not that are that are known as non but we knew from the when we very first met them that they were soft swap and a lot of people wouldn't have anything to do with them. And they're a super cool couple. And the thing is, so sometimes, again, they've got a great personality. And so sometimes personality wins and it was kind of, A, it was fun because it was all four of us get along really well and we have a good time that way. But it was also fun because,
Speaker3: yeah, it was a little bit different for us because we'd never truly done soft swap so we fucked like rabbits after they left we were fucking revved up like fucking none other and that was hot i mean that part became hot is it something i want to do soft swap every time no but again open the horizon we have found two other people that the four of us it was good all the way through so grow a little bit take a little bit of a challenge not a challenge it's not a challenge swinging is not a challenge well sometimes it can be you need to get out of jail free card yikes it's like it's like obstacles so you up it you level up by shots it makes the game more complex as you go that you go through how can you deal with six shots that'll be awesome so i guess the biggest thing is is is people a if anybody tells you they've never taken one team they're completely lying through their ass well you have one person on your live that said they've never taken they've never taken one for the team never they've never let me see it let me see i can't see it oh here we go let's see which one that one that one well not that one specifically but that person No yeah okay so okay so here's my question for those of you don't know we do this live as well on our page uh so here's what i'd say when taking one to the team the definition of taking one to the team varies a little bit okay well think about this now seriously to some people taking one for the team would be someone that that you're just like it's okay it's doable to some people the only person they're gonna fuck and we have somebody and somebody else just commented on there as well about being really picky that they have to fit every requirement they've got like 10 requirements and they have to fit all 10 of them or otherwise it's taking them for the team. So they have to be six foot three, you know, 225, super tan, kind of a certain tattoos, whatever the case may be. They have certain requirements. Well, in my opinion, the one that said that she's really picky, I know for a fact that she's told me about doing people she never would have. That without call just saying it doesn't matter it doesn't matter well okay but everybody has their moments well we all do but so that would be my question is if you've never taken one with the team have you ever altered or settled just a little bit because if you've altered or settled just a little bit to me that's kind of taking one for the team but i get i mean there's compromise especially where we but should we compromise with our bodies we there are times we spent what the first five five six years just playing as a couple yep we did so to find people to play as we took it lots for the team we compromised a lot was well oh bull don't you ish my ass there was only one time i pretty much went are you kidding me well that was the time when i was drunk and we weren't communicating really well outside of no the whole thing there uh everyone has a subtle moment uh absolutely. Yes, everybody has a subtle moment. For me, it depends. You don't want to create my subtle moment? What? Cocktails. No, actually, you know what? If you're the right girl and you're having to catch my nipple just right, the reality of it is you come up out of the blue and you suck my nipple, there's a distinct possibility you're getting the dick. It's just saying. Sound guy just almost ruined the soundboard and spit and pop. Oh, that was funny. I mean, okay, we all have our subtle moments. Now, okay, so to the person that put that about they've never sold, you know we're just funning with you on the live level. We're hassling you a little bit.
Speaker1: But everybody, you know, here's the thing.
Speaker3: This is the other thing.
Speaker1: Some people say they've taken one theme or they've settled based on what other people think. Here's what I say to that. Fuck that. If you want to fuck somebody, fucking go for it. No matter what. You know, we've all heard the... You want to fuck fuck the hunchback of notre dame rock on hammer away and do it with pride don't let other people determine whether or not it's taking on for the team you know because somebody has the right person i don't fucking care we know that i'll fuck somebody in public on the back of a pickup shit i'm not even so picky you know? I don't even need to know your name. Just saying. If you're listening, please send me your name. Just going. Hey, and you know what? Real quick, before we do the second half here, there's some great comments in the lives that are going to be some things we're going to talk about down the road because there's one in there about how I'd like to get people to understand. I missed that one. Maybe we'll talk about it on i know hey what we're gonna do real quick here let's take a quick break if we shall where are my notes where are my notes uh and give a big shout out to our second half sponsors shall we club g where friends and pleasure come together come visit club g the hottest new lifestyle club in des Over 3,200 square feet, huge dance floor, private play areas, and plenty of places for quiet conversation. Club G. Contact them for more information at dsmlsc01 at gmail.com. Okay, and we're back. Luckily, we had a hair follicle fuck up. all right so because K-R-A-Z-Y dot K-A-Z-Y dot K-A-Z-B-H dot K-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com give me your name and we'll show you how you can get a part of that by the way we're going to have a contest at some point in time and we're going to see how many people can mispronounce casbah yeah a lot just saying okay just kind of a fun little thing just so everybody's listening it is actually we go, Casbah. Okay, so the question that we got, this is from, what am I doing? Oh, shit. All right, so this is kind of a two-part question. This is going to be, Ben, you're the guilty one. Not guilty. I'm just kidding. Ben's the one that kind of brought it up for us, and is a good point And actually Jeannie also hit on it as well Guys that think They are God's gift To women in the lifestyle Now wait a minute Wait a minute We are equal time here Okay So we know that the guys do it a lot But there's also everything that where we say the word guys you can also put in the world word world what gal it applies equally okay this way we don't have one whole group hating our guts okay so you want to start with that you want to you want to start with the cheese that the the fucking wild and crazy guys from saturday night live that come up and think of still in the lifestyle and hit on people where to begin there's so many places for this to go well you know personality wins for a lot of people wait what i know and we've been talking about the whole first half of the show yeah um but arrogance will get you nowhere yes with some me definitely arrogance is a massive turnoff okay i can actually i can honestly say in all the years we've been doing this i've never heard one woman come up yet and go you know that guy is such an arrogant douchebag i just want to fuck him okay so i'm pretty i'm feeling pretty sure out there that there's not a single woman that goes, I just love a guy that's an arrogant ass or that thinks they are all of that. I mean, here's the reality of this. We talked about this before. Very few of us could actually or would want to be photographed naked and put on Time Magazine so all the world could see us in all of our shining glory because we have such the perfect body, right? Okay. So when people come up, when people come up and guys or gals and they act like that, they have this act that they're they're all this in a bag of fucking chips the reality is what's the first thing you think of when some guy comes up and it's just overbearing over over douchey what's the first thing runs through your mind uh that's the first thing that runs through my mind you can't get pasty? No. I've turned my back to people that act that way. Yes, you have. I've actually watched you politely and purposely start a conversation with somebody else. I won't blatantly ignore you, but I'll go, oh, okay, that's cute, that's nice, uh-huh, okay, and then turn around and talk to somebody else. And roll your eyes when you're looking at me yeah you roll your eyes when you're looking at me yes okay the thing is is look when when you're going up and you're talking to somebody you don't have to like you know just throw everything you've got at them at one time you don't have to be like a wall of personality or a wall of cheesy a wall of cheese was overtaking all the nastiest pickup lines you've ever heard and that's what it almost feels like when it's coming at you yeah and and really there's okay there's the key a lot of these these people that think they're all that they think that they're coming across as all fucking suave what they're really coming across as is absolute cheese dicks i mean they're coming across as just cheese balls they're they're just like two chains and chest hair popping out of the top of their shirt shy of being something right out of a stereotypical 70s porn i mean it's true and and so the thing is is a little bit of discretion or a little bit of like whoa pulling it back just a scotch goes a long way yeah i have seen i have personally seen i know people that know me because my personality is pretty over the top and i'm pretty loud and i'm pretty out there but if you watch me i'm that way all the time okay and i don't think i'm cheesy he says with his fingernails painted his rings on okay but i don't think i'm necessarily cheesy but when people get to learn it when people get to know you they know they know what i'm but they see me if you watch me around a room i'm no different pretty much with most people although if it's I can, believe it or not, come up and just stand quietly.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: That does actually happen.
Speaker2: It has happened.
Speaker1: I have never, you know, sometimes as a guy, if you stand up and you approach a couple or a female or a couple of females talking and you stand there quietly, kind of smile, look warm and inviting, a lot of times, almost most of the time, they will turn around and acknowledge you and say hi and they will start talking to you whereas and they'll continue to converse with you like people but if you come up and you're just like overbearing and you're groping you're touchy and you're just but your way into the conversation uh instantly you you watch and watch the eye rolls around the group and watch people do everything in their power to get the fuck away and then when you see them later standing in another group talking and looking over at you it's not because they think you're hot it's because they're telling the other people in the group you're a cheeseball okay so you know i mean a little bit of discretion now this kind of ties in with, we had another one that had mentioned on there, when you try to be nice, but somebody doesn't, a guy primarily, doesn't get the hint, and this applies for women also. Oh, I was going to say, I know some women like that that don't get the hint. That don't get the hint of, you're trying to be nice, enough is enough. Okay, look, at some point in time, I'm a huge advocate. We're huge advocates of being nice. Politely, trying to politely either excuse yourself, get away from the situation, whatever the case may be, or trying to politely go, hey, I appreciate it, but talk to you later. Bye-bye type thing. There are times if someone is going to be that over the top and they are just not going to get that you've tried to politely shoo them on their merry little way right and they won't quit it is okay to eventually go I don't mean to be rude I'm not interested and just and just fucking or do you not think so
Speaker3: no
Speaker2: you can say that
Speaker1: I don't know
Speaker2: to a girl if you can say that depends how high she is I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. you can say that. I don't know to a girl if you can say that.
Speaker1: Depends how high she is. Does she have big boobs? I'm just kidding.
Speaker2: Oh, shut up. You have some that you go, oh my gosh, she was just annoying.
Speaker1: Raping my ear.
Speaker2: Yeah, there's one in particular that's a little overly aggressive, and I stay calm. And he won't let me say, you're off limits. But, you know, so be it. And I have no problem telling her now.
Speaker1: But anyway, I personally would not be able to tell a guy, no, I'm not would try to avoid wait a minute yes because i avoid you don't so there'd be no way that you would be able to tell a guy i'm absolutely not interested uh let's see i'm like you know i have that right here okay oh you do okay all right so but there's no way you could i they couldn't piss you off there's only one person i said that i we would never hook up yes and you but it took a long time okay that's right you're you're pretty it took a long time before i and you accuse me of being too nice we both accuse each other being too nice here's the reality of You know what? We talk a really good game, but we're both just giant vaginas when it comes right down to it. And the reality is we're just going to let you rape our ears and we're not going to say anything, but just know in the car ride on the way home, we are totally talking shit. So don't terrify everybody that we know and that we hang out with on the weekends that we're just being nice to you because. No. Look, if we're not... You'd know it by now. Yeah, trust me. I will get drunk enough at some point in time and go, you are such a fucktard. No, no. You'll know because we will constantly... Look, we are masters at avoidance. Yes. Okay, so here's a hint for you. If we make eye contact and then I run away and you don't see me again, and you see Amanda feeding me drinks like behind a door or like under a table.
Speaker2: And I knew Ben would think that. If I've kissed you, you're good.
Speaker3: You dirty, dirty girl. That's's the beard I need a beard So, okay, we're not But yes, we are We try to be very nice to people Overall, across the board And there are times where People just will not get The damn hint And that's where where, you know, look, especially for females, if it's male. Well, either way, actually, if you have to, you might actually have to take and get somebody else involved. If someone just really, really won't take a hint. I mean, you know, part of this whole thing is, you know, it's your responsibility to look at body language a little bit i'm i'm very tuned into that you're very tuned into it because there are people that they are they're very nice they mean very well but even though we're standing going uh-huh. Or you see other, I see it with other groups all the time. It's fun to watch. You see interactions, right? You're at the club, and you see interactions with people. And I'm watching the other people's body language.
Speaker4: And you can see the person's body language is screaming, leave me alone.
Speaker3: And the other person's just not getting it.
Speaker1: And sometimes, you know, I have been known, even for people i don't know if i see that to go rescue them to to be at a to be a rescue party and and go in and go hey hi i'm cool how are you you know uh how can you know what's going on and and kind of you know flirt with them to just help somebody out i think there's a there's a challenge in the lifestyle and we just had this point brought up that uh sometimes people feel like they get themselves in that situation from being too nice here's my thing with that i would rather be known as someone that is too nice versus being known as somebody that's a fucking prick yeah okay because again i've said this all the time we we both say this all the time i'm not a supermodel i'm not here to judge you know uh it's i've always said that if people will give you a compliment whether you're interested in hooking up with them or not a compliment's a compliment and it takes a lot of courage for people to walk up and talk to other people you know it's intimidating i've been in sales my life so for me to go up and talk to people is not that big a deal but for some people it really is a big thing and i don't i don't we don't want to be that couple that's known as oh that don't go talk to them you know they're they're asshole if you if you're always rude to people even if you don't you're not interested in them you will get dubbed as that couple that don't talk to them they're assholes and and you can see couples like that out at the clubs you know how you know how you recognize those couples how they're the ones standing by the fucking self every single time they're standing by that they're standing by themselves all the way through um i'm trying to read this as we go through you need to be reading this out loud uh okay yes and one of the things that they point out that that ben and several people point out on our live is that it's not necessarily sometimes that people are uh being too nice it's that people aren't respectful of other people's boundary and and that can happen i mean here's the thing i think you have to look at going to the club is a lot like uh it's like it's a form of speed dating i guess you know ultimately the goal is kind of you know make your rounds try to talk to talk to people talk to all your different friends maybe make take take that chance and i don't know what the hell that was i was laying an egg uh take that chance and meet some new people but don't necessarily um don't become like like attached don't monopolize somebody yeah that's what i'm trying to say is don't it's hard when you're new also we've been there when you're new and you find somebody that's actually nice to you it's very easy all of a sudden you're like it's a comfort zone so you're like and you're just like you're like we've done it yeah you're you're stuck with them so try to keep that in mind you know try to try to make sure that you don't become just fucking monopolizing or attached make sure that you know especially if you have people that are trying to you you're talking to somebody and you can see those people kind of like you know like the p dance that's what it is it's the p dance you go to the bar you go to the club and you're talking with somebody you know i went up and i said hey i started talking with this person and i can see people behind them kind of like like they got a p well what they're doing they're dancing because they're kind of waiting to talk to that person right so recognize that and then give the person their space let them you know don't monopolize them then the other part of it is remember what this is this is a form of your this is not your you're not looking for a mate for the rest of your life okay so if someone is polite but not interested and politely you know listens to the words they're saying if they're telling you things that are kind of like maybe, you know, signs of I'm really not interested, let it go. I mean, no matter how much you are not going to take by badgering somebody, get them to all seem like you don't want to sleep with you. No. How about now? You'll turn them off. How about now? How about now? Mm-hmm now i mean it just doesn't work what will what will give you a chance is to take and have them hey that you're really nice and every time you see them at the club you're polite you say hi and you go about your your thing and then all of a sudden they warm up to you and get to know you better and it's amazing you can fuck somebody and get laid from somebody that maybe wasn't initially interested just because you've built a relationship. So after six months, a year, whatever the case may be, all of a sudden they get to know
Speaker3: you.
Speaker1: And then all of a sudden that becomes more of an option. They know you as the person. But if every time you see them, you're like, hey, just so you know, I want to dick you. You're going to be like, fucking A, here comes fucking Johnnyny dumbass again every time and you're gonna run away or the ones that go just wait till you see what i've got oh yeah oh yeah hey just so everybody knows it's new out there uh if you try to portray yourself as a porn star okay you, that you are going to do something so incredible that if Miss Amanda lets you, that you will eat her out better than it's ever been done, and you will fuck her better than it's ever been done, you are setting yourself up for huge failure. Number one, she ain't going to buy it. Number two, you ain't going to live up to it. And let me tell you what, you talk that kind of shit, you damn well better be able to fucking bring an A game that is like extraordinary. Because if you listen to like a huge percentage of people at the club, they are all fucking like Peter North fucking new version. They're going to rock your fucking world.'re gonna no you're not we've been swinging way too many years good try not happening or the the one that goes just wait till you see see what mine looks like i'm like it's a penis let me guess it's either curved or straight no i think he was known for having a big dick and i'm just like being a being a big okay that doesn't mean squat look here's the deal unless your dick is bigger than any dildo they make you ain't gonna win that battle well even for the record the biggest ones i've had have been very disappointing that's right they might have been able to club seal, but they weren't able to get you to come. Just saying. It is what it is. Well, here's the deal. If you're a gal, you know what? When you come up to me and you tell me I can give you a blowjob you'll never forget, let me help you out with something. You might want to watch some of the videos we made of how Miss amanda gives me a blowjob because she could do it professionally so you are really really gonna have to fucking do something i mean i understand being proud in what you do but let me help you out with something you will never ever disappoint your partner if you don't talk shit about how good you're
Speaker3: going to be. Okay.
Speaker1: If you're like, if you're like, Hey, you know what? You know, I'm really excited. I certainly hope that we can, you know, make this awesome for you. Guess what? Then you're going to come out like a rock star. But when you touch it, I'm going to fuck you on that long, baby. I'm going to make you come so many times. I'm going to take you places you never been before. Woo. And then you get in there and little Willy Wonka ain't going to fucking get up. And when you finally get him up after you beat him, like he owes you money and you fuck her for three seconds, guess what? Womp. It's really hard when you go to the next person and go, Hey, I'm going to do the me and the person that you just disappointed horribly can hear you because they're gonna start laughing hysterically just saying i don't know now there's gonna be all i wonder why we don't get laid we were like fuck these two jackasses oh my god i'm afraid to say anything just so you know we're really easy going most of our story you know we'll never use your name and we don't share recent stories and we don't what we don't share recent stories we'll never talk shit about people on on here unless you're a douchebag i don't name names and i try not to make it people that are on the page sometimes i do but i don't know if they'd realize it was them. Just saying. Yeah, we are never getting laid again. Sweet. Our next podcast will be about how you've transitioned from swinging to prostitution, because it's the only way we're going to be able to get laid anymore. No, we're not judgmental. No, we don't keep notes. No. I mean. We just have stories. We have stories. No no we don't keep notes no i i mean we just have stories we have stories no we don't keep score just saying wow don't look at me i didn't do shit you could have stopped me at some point in time in that story hey i can honestly say and there are people there are people listening on the live right now that can verify for this i have never talked shit about being a great fuck and i've also oh i'm gonna throw this in here too don't try to use reverse psychology either fucktards oh just so you know i'm gonna be i'm really shitty i got a super small penis i don't know how to do anything with it. Guess what? Every girl knows that if a guy says they have a small dick, that they actually are pretty decent sized. No, you are not going to trick somebody into fucking them by going, Oh, I'll bet you're better than you think. Why don't you show me? It doesn't fucking work. Do not try to use reverse psychology. I hear that all the time when I'm at the club. You the club you know thing is i've got my dick's only three inches but i can lick the bottom of a tunic in with my tongue flat it shut up you know seriously quit using reverse psychology bullshit you know i mean you fucking i mean seriously no one's actually that fucking stupid really i mean granted it okay actually let's put this out there if you find somebody that stupid please please send us an email with a contact address because i want to interview him on the show and i probably want to hook up with him just saying no one's gonna buy that just you know what just be you actually if you don't worry about the the fucking part it will actually happen and you're just you and just just have fun have a good time whatever don't fucking constantly have every conversation directed back to your fucking junk you know there's a reason they call it junk it's not supposed to be like the showpiece for the conversation so don't have everything drop back to your junk and just have fun you know what you may there's a really good chance you may either get your junk wet or railed one of the two that's a positive if you don't make it the sole focus because look even as a swinger the last thing i want to talk about for seven hours when i'm at the bar trying to drink and listen to a band is your penis or your pussy. And some more times, either show it to me or get the fuck out of the way. Well, you know what? That is an awesome, awesome place to wrap up this edition of the crazy truth. All right. So, hey, you need the notes. So we take this opportunity to talk it's because you're all horny thinking about all right so this time we want to take this opportunity thank our sponsors go miss amanda go naughty pops naughty naughty are you looking for lollipops with adult shapes for any special occasion? It's penises and vaginas.
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Speaker3: Out.
Speaker1: Say your word.
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