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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I am Cole, and'm here with the lovely, lovely, tits exposed, but not quite completely, Miss Amanda. What? Oh, hey. And we're here to fucking have our very first show on the air. We're so damn exciting. I can't hardly wait. I was reading. Anyways. Oh, Lord. That's not a shock. Sometimes it is. Well, kind of. I mean, I know you know how to read, but what the fuck is going on with my shit tonight? Jesus. Fuck, son of a. God, don't knock over the trophies, man. Don't knock over the hardware. Can we even see the hardware? What the fuck's going on? What day is it? Good Lord. Monday. This moving to Monday thing. I don't know how we did it on. I don't know. Let we'll finish out monday uh jesus anyways it's a glorious all right yes eddie we will talk to you i will get ahold of you tonight as well it's on my list i'm actually look i'm actually finally this is the first night i haven't been running muck but before we get going to fur yeah no shit for like two weeks fur i just like to say fur, you, anyway, so, or as my phone would say, duck off, bitch, anyways, um, shit, kind of like a wife, so with that being said, we are in, let's talk about where we're at, ow, don't fuck up my hair, I don't have enough in that spot for you to be slapping it, Jesus, uh, this is season four, episode 187, you know what? We're only one week away from saying fuck season 4. Fuck you. Fuck season 4. Fuck. And moving on into season 5. Has season 4 really been that bad? It just seems to have went for a whole year. It seemed to have went for like, I don't know. A whole year? A whole year's worth of episodes. Actually, a year's gone by really fast. Casbah Rant has about to end its season 2. We're about to move to season three with Casbah Rant. There you go. It's hard to stay angry that long. But my secret is I'm always angry. Anyways, if you know that movie, why don't you let us know. Anywho, so season four, yeah, that's what it is, 187. Because my whiteboard tells me so. Oh, I thought you were touching a boob. I'm like, what are you doing? Anyways, quick shout out to our sponsors or sponsors, whatever. Smart Swingers, what do they do? I know what they do. They read just like Miss Amanda was doing earlier. She was reading. What do they read? They read ASN Lifestyle Magazine because they want to stay up to date with the latest trends, fashion, information, and the adult and lifestyle worlds. If you want to learn it all, know it all, figure out what the fuck's going on, you want to read ASNLifestyleMagazine.com today. Three million swingers can't be wrong. If they are, who's going to stand against you? Anyways, and don't forget Full Swap Radio Network. What? FullSwapRadio.com, where you can hear 43 of the biggest, best shows out there. Sex Positive, 24 hours a day. And don't forget Vanilla Sundays, because swingers are real people, too. And Full Swap Radio. And finally, you know what? You listen to the show, you read the mags. Come on, motherfuckers! For the holidays, buy some swag. That's right. FullSwapShop.com. Check it out today. All your favorite shows. How do you show your love? You wear their t-shirts. That's how. FullSwapShop.com. Check them out today all your favorite shows how do you show your love you wear their t-shirts that's how fullswapshop.com check them out today there you go one of these days you need to do that part i don't know why i'm the only one that does that you need to do that because you come up with all the wording i did your freaking holiday your the holiday information i did listen to him were you surprised i was surprised but here's what's really funny most of them i said make them about 30 to 40 second ads is what i had Did people make them? No, I said listen to them. I was surprised, but here's what's really funny. Most of them, I said, make them about 30 to 40 second ads is what I had people make them.
Speaker2:
No, I said I made them short and sweet.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you did. Seven seconds was one and nine seconds was the other. So the crazy truth, the holiday message for crazy truth is, Merry Christmas. I was like, and then? I was like, okay.
Speaker2:
No, I said, Merry Christmas and a happy new year from crazy truth.
Speaker3:
Thank you. i was like and then i was like okay no i said merry christmas and a happy new year from crazy truth yeah and for and for full swap radio happy holiday season from all of us here at full swap radio seven seconds but how uh so yeah so they were short and to the But, hey, you did them, and you know what? They sounded great. You know why? Because I was never going to get them done. I didn't stutter. No, Buck, no, if you just stuttered, it would add two seconds to the whole damn thing. You did not stutter, not one iota. I should have you do one for Casper Ranch, but I really don't know if we can just get Merry Merry Christmas! Just, I don't, I don't. No, I would get your intro of Son of a Bitch. Fuck, shit, fuck, what the fuck, god damn it! Are you serious? Nothing beats a Christmas holiday without saying all that all. No shit, maybe that's what I'll do for it. Maybe that's what I'll do for that one. Merry fucking Christmas. Merry fucking Christmas. Are you fucking kidding me? Really? Your family said what? What the fuck? Happy holidays. Have a pineapple. No shit. Just have a pineapple up your ass and call it the festive motherfucker. We're going to be the happiest motherfuckers this side of Missouri. That's another one of my favorite movies. Anyways, that's my holiday movie quote right there. Okay, I give it away right there. Anyway, duh. Of course. I'm so happy we have to chisel our fucking smiles off our fucking face. Anyways, so there you go. I am fully immersed in the holiday spirit. That's just, it's oozing off of me. Really? We have to go, it's really Christmas season? Fuck, this year we do. Anyways, yeah. My Christmas tree is just sitting in the living room. Luckily, our Christmas tree can actually double as a summertime deck tree because it's just got white lights on it. So it's like, oh, hey, that's not fucking, yeah. So I figured, you know,
Speaker2:
we'll decorate Christmas Eve.
Speaker1:
Yeah, we're going to go. We're going old school as fuck. We're doing Christmas. That's what I used to do is Christmas Eve. So we're going to go back old school. We're going to go cut down a neighbor's tree, put it out in our house, decorate that motherfucker Christmas Eve. Put candles on it. Yeah, see if we can burn this fucking place to the ground. What's funny is I love Christmas. I'm actually a Christmas nut. I absolutely love the holiday season. Most of the time. So the time so uh yeah anyways so there you go uh yeah so next week uh and i will probably do a show and i'll probably be drunk and i'll probably just have a sand hand on and can't beat off in seven sec yeah put that on the loop no shit yeah that's the fucking truth Tell her, here's the deal. You've got fans. They want to hear your voice. And they're going to be, by the time they're going to want to either come or kill themselves. One of the two. Happy Holidays from Crazy Truth. Happy Holidays from Crazy Truth. They're just going to go, Marmerts, Marmerts, oh my god, Marmerts. Just saying. It's the thoughts that count. You know what? In the holiday season Feel me I didn't say fucking create a porn for it No that was a song What was it Feel me, taste me, hurt me, whip me Love me, touch me No Shit There was shit in there That's weird Love me Love me Touch me Taste me me. Santa approves of Amanda. Everybody wants to ride her like a reindeer. It's weird. Grab her antlers and hold on. I can't remember. Don't worry. You can talk about when you're wrapping bows on your pussy later. What? Nothing. Okay. Yeah. So there you go. What's in the box what's what's in the box whatever you put in it okay anyways wow so i can show mom tomorrow my nails look better there we go get my elf apron on you do you know that means you're a little helper so let's let okay before i go on my rants and terrors and whatever should we should we do the question first and the second half i go on my rant and terror yes that's your rant and terror can lose control and i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about no no i fucking don't make me fucking slap you okay now before anybody who's watching if you don't know and this is your first time listening to crazy truth welcome aboard kids uh we record this in front of our live live uh secret facebook group casbank shh don't tell the others uh anyways and also you can check this out on youtube now if you watch it on youtube when you download this you'll see cole put on his santa glasses my mother keeps telling me uh those would be my cheaters my readers that would be the first person that's told you that they look like Santa glasses. No, but my mother keeps talking about how my hair has that right sparkle gray to it and all kinds
Speaker3:
of shit.
Speaker1:
It's awesome.
Speaker2:
I still think it's like very good. Go on. Sorry.
Speaker1:
Anywho, so we're going to read this question, or we're not using our own names're gonna ask it to change this okay yeah okay yay good lord okay so this is a question uh to us just leave names out of it leave initials out of it leave it well i'm so glad you're here to help me through this part she You're so welcome. She puts on a fucking head. Glad to be bossy occasionally. Help her elf outfit and look at her go. Okay, misfit toys. That's what I said. I'm the misfit toy. That's what it is. Okay, I'm reading now. What is the best way to tell someone you are not interested in repeating? We are newer, less than two years, and have had some amazing experiences. Not quite batting 1,000 on who we pick to play with, but close. Question came up as to the best way to let someone down who you've played with previously and are not interested in repeating. Specifically, when they show interest in a repeat performance. We believe in communication, and obviously there is a direct approach, but we're not into hurting feelings if not needed. Ta-ta-ta. We've only had it happen twice. Once where they were the notch. They were the notches. They got notched. Okay. And being blown off ghosted does not feel good, which is what happened to us, and we refused to do that to others, which is very, very cool. I'm going to say it again for the kids in back. Being blown off and ghosted does not feel good, which is what happened to us, and we refused to do that to others. Tis the holiday season, thinking of others, and that's important. There are only two times we've had to confront this. One was easy as the guy was a jerk and we just told him it was not happening again. But I do like those. The second one, though, this is where stuff gets interesting. The second was a nice couple, but the experience was lackluster. And come to find out after he was poking fingers where they didn't belong when we were up front about no interplay. so that's not cool nice but not okay uh the next event we were the next event we were scheduled to be at they reached out ahead of time about spending time together we were indirectly up front and responded uh that we are looking forward to the event and seeing everyone again no promises on playdates we kind of take it take that as it happens uh at the event we were all cordial but they barely spoke to us did we handle this poorly
Speaker3:
I don't know. is on play dates we kind of take it take that as it happens uh at the event we were all cordial
Speaker1:
but they barely spoke to us did we handle this poorly uh short of calling him out for breaking rules after the fact and telling her she gives a painful blow job this seemed like a better option okay number one right off the bat i gotta say this if every couple would B-S-A-R, first and foremost in all this, and I'm going to go back to my non-old person classes. First and foremost, there is an overall coolness factor in the whole thing. Right? And I think that it's huge, you know, when you said, did we handle this the right way? Actually, you went above and beyond handling it nice. Yeah. Because quite honestly, when there were fingers being poked in holes they weren't supposed to go into, that can... You had every right to call him out on breaking rules. And that's when the fight started. I mean, that legitimately is grounds to go, look, motherfucker, you know, that's... No, in a nice way, I'm not hurting feelings. Yes, we would have gone, you know, we don't permit that. And you kind of broke that rule, so we're kind of hesitant on playing with you again. No, you would have said it that way. You would have said it that way. I would have maybe said it that way, depending on how much you bitched about it on the way home. If after the fact we got in the car and you'd have been fucking fuming-ass pissed, then in turn that means my life became hell, and so I would be fuming-ass pissed because I was probably the one that instigated with the couple because that usually happens and then i would be like motherfucker next time you put your finger i'm going to break it off because that would you know create issues but i i the one of the things i love with this is again still willing to communicate obviously you're under no obligation to to talk to people after you fuck them look i think there's no but to not be rude i think he handled that good as far as you know we can't make any promises you know it's great to see people well no i look look i think that the whole thing they handled it like fucking saints quite honestly i'm just saying you're not you're not under any obligation to be anything other than, hey, you know what? We sport fuck. It was great.
Speaker3:
Thanks. That's it. We're good.
Speaker1:
I mean, you're under no obligation to go any further than that. I believe you're under an obligation to not go somebody. But in terms of anything above and beyond that, no, you're not. But there's nothing wrong with saying we didn't really feel that the that the chemistry was there yes yes we didn't feel a connection um there's different ways of letting people down without hurting their feelings granted anytime you're truthful it's gonna hurt their feelings well one guy on our page said one time and he was absolutely he was absolutely right it was the greatest comment he ever said was he talked about the thing is people wanting to be honest but how honest do you really want people to be yeah okay and and that's not that's the truth i mean yeah i think that absolutely that was that's an a plus way to handle i i agree there is, let's face it. No one, if you have any couth or any maturity in, you're not just going to come out and go as a general rule, unless it was just horrible, which is, you know what? You were kind of a shitty fuck. You know, you're just not going to do that as a general. And really here's the thing thing. It's kind of like a kink. Why yuck somebody's yum? Okay. So maybe it didn't work for you. Maybe it wasn't, maybe it didn't get you off. Maybe it wasn't a great fuck for you. It doesn't mean that they're a bad fuck. It just means it wasn't a great fuck for you. Okay. Which is fine. So short of that, I think, like I said, again, not, you know, Hey, we don't make any, we don't make any pre-plans. A, not only is that a great fucking thing to say because, number one, it should be true. Well, yeah, it should be true because you never know. You might hook up with somebody that you've never hooked up with before and it might be a real instant connection and you don't want to tie yourself down to somebody else. Exactly. And here's one of the things okay wait a minute yeah no shit way to go babe obligations uh there's no perfect way as long as you're considerate and polite that's all you can do and that's that's really the truth here's one of the challenges or it's something i think can happen this is the old school, I guess. Not old school. No. Back up. Pause. I just rewound that. Thank you. This is the old school i guess not old school no back up pause i just every round that thank you this is the because i enjoy sport fucking because i enjoy sport fucking you're not i think i am i think that um going and that you can very easily fall into a rut for comfort and just keep going to event after event after event and just hooking up with the same person and the same person. And at that point in time, why spend the money to go to the event? To me, again, this is my opinion because I like to sport fuck to me what's the point like that's not what swinging is to me but again we talk about all the time everybody has their own journey right so I don't think there's anything that's where okay so this is going to branch a little bit and I know that's not exactly where they wanted this to go but into the bed notcher part of it which is that's where I have such you and I have had conversations on this show about the our different feeling in bed notching right and I'm like the only person I think in the world of lifestyle that feels this way that it's like bed notching to me it's like okay really, shut up. I mean, call me a bed-notcher, but here's the deal. It's the Ron White joke, right? Every guy wants to see, we want to see boobs. Once you see one set of boobs, you want to see all of them. And so even some super old woman with super saggy boobs and whatever, some super gross biker biker chick and she goes hey do you want to see my tits you're going to be like yeah you know and then she's going to fucking unfoil them and then you're going to be like okay you can put him back now and put him away you still want to see him it's the same type of thing so if that makes me a bad notch it will still be also be it, right? So I think that that becomes part of the challenge in the whole thing. You can easily, like, get, like, sucked in. It's hard to say sucked in on a straight base in a swinger, right? Because that's usually not a bad thing. I walked past a glory hole. I was sucked in. But you can get trapped, as I was to say, caught in a trap with just playing with the same people over and over again. So already, like two minutes, I managed to go completely off the fucking rails that quick. Hold on. Really? What is this? End season four with the honesty show? Okay, wait. Let's go back into this real quick. So I'll make sure I'm answering some of the question. No, I think you guys did great. I have to laugh. Okay, this isn't actually funny, but I have to laugh about the painful blowjob part because having having had my dick in a blender before i don't remember what her name was but man that motherfucker and oh yeah i do ronco couldn't make a blender that could go as hard as that chick couldn't i now know what a piece of wood feels like uh when a beaver gets a hold of it it's fucking horrendous anyways having lived through that experience i don't actually know um how many people realize uh probably how amazing it is that there's not more assault at swinger events but there ways around it. If you know someone's a really good fuck and you let her suck your dick first, the first time around, and yes, it was rough, then the next time, if she was a really good fuck and you go, well, I really did enjoy fucking her, you can switch it around to where she's not sucking your dick. Yeah, what you do is when she gets close to her, you slap her upside the head. No, you start to eat her out, and then you sit up, and you stick your dick in her. Yeah, well, yeah, duh. But that's what I'm saying. The assault, because look. Do we need a diagram? No, I'm sure. And look, this goes both ways. It's probably really amazing that more chicks, more mature women, when they're getting a horrible pussy eating, that they don't just fucking little bunny foo-foo the fucking idiot doing it. Pop them on the head. Quit it. What are you doing down there? Knock it off. Are you trying to lick it off? Leave it alone. It's kind of amazing that more guys aren't like get my dick out of a blender. No teeth. God damn it. It's really kind of epic that there isn't more assault like that. You should have to sign waivers. That's really what it should be. Waivers. We could set up. You know what? We could set up a test thing. Okay, so what are some ways that you've let people down? That I've let people down? Well, if we start with my parents, it would have been when I quit college, probably. How far back are we going? In terms of rejecting is really kind of a bad way to put it have i but to tell somebody that you're not interested i don't know that i have because it seems so long it's hard for me to get laid that i'm just like yes i'll fuck you yes it'd be great no i i think that once i was willing to take one for the team and once there was a woman from Nantucket was really drunk and proceeded to tell Cole that her husband wouldn't fuck me because I was too fat and he was 400 pounds. Oh, God. Yes. Yeah. Guess how well Amanda took that because he came and told me because Cole was drunk too, which is stupid. There's one way I let somebody down and ran my mouth when I was drunk uh no you know you know it's like good because it was kind of mutual because i wasn't interested but for you to fuck her i would have done it it it uh wait a minute i want to know where the motherfucker is coming in there wait a minute i'm confused can you can you tell them to use less teeth or be gentler motherfucker yes absolutely yes yeah I I think that I have probably just been generally okay call it lucky I guess uh my dick will determine a lot of times on how will determine when i was 20 and in college and and whatever uh pretty much if um you had a vagina or mouth or then pretty much and and i had but rum then it was on yeah i was good to go you know like if i was if i'd had enough rum and there was a really sexy tree and somebody always like hey check out that chick and i'd be like she's really tan i'd be like oh whatever and then i'd be like i don't have splitters in my dick well you were fucking a tree i mean it's just now as i've gotten older gotten the lifestyle it's one of those things of, of, uh, do you remember last night? Yeah, no shit. Uh, now my dick has, has created its own protection, uh, thing. And it's like, well, I'll just go soft and go back to, this is the only time that being a grower, not a shower is to your advantage. Because if it gets scared enough, it's going back to its natural state, which is fucking halfway in my body. So it's just going to go hide and you can't get it out and I can't get it out. And it's not you, baby. It's me. And that's actually the truth though I mean they were told
Speaker2:
you guys are a great couple and we want to stay friends but playing again probably won't happen and that we've had that with some people
Speaker1:
and here's the thing with it yes and we've said that look there are some people that we have reached kind of a friend zone with we've not we used to fuck but we've reached such a friend zone and I mean it might happen again at some point in time I don't know Thank you. of a friend zone with we've known we used to fuck but we've reached such a friend zone and and i mean it might happen again some point in time i don't know it's the tension's gone with it which is awesome they're some of our best friends but i you have to understand i think the hard part of telling everybody you're not interested in anything it doesn't matter if it's they're offering you a job or they want to give you like a fucking, well, it's the holiday season. Like we used to have neighbors brought up this disgusting cake thing every year. And you're like, oh, yeah, here it comes. That fucking sucks. Hey, the paperweight's here. But no matter what, when you tell somebody you're not interested, you don't want to hurt their feelings. But you can't control how they're going to react you can be as nice and professional and honest and caring you can you know what's that is we're not interested at this time but it doesn't mean we won't be later yeah now here's the thing i wouldn't be able to keep it straight if you said that to me i'm just gonna be like because i've been in sales too long i'm gonna be like so what you're saying is there ain't no chance in fucking hell i don't remember who told me i'm actually a dick i'm a huge dick because if somebody came up and said something trying to be nice the smart ass dick in me would be like i'm gonna crack their feelings i would because i would crack a joke i'd be like oh so what you're saying is i'm kind of fat and you think i'm ugly and they'd be like uh uh uh uh well it's not her is it and they'd be like and so before it's all said and done they're like we feel horrible okay we'll have sex with you one more time i mean because i'm too short we had one guy come up to you that said you know she's adorable and everything but she's just too old I'm like holy one guy come up to you that said you know she's adorable and everything but she's just too old i'm like holy fuck you really said that i'm too old and i you know what you want to know what i did with that guy i high five that motherfucker because finally somebody thought you were old instead of thinking i was too old you don't know what it's gonna fuck you or did he i don't know but you don't know how hard it is trying to find a wife that's 40 years old and hoping she still has daddy issues with somebody that might be close to her age, but she's not sure. I'm just saying. You'll fucking hammer an older dude. You don't have a problem with that. It's hard. Look, as my sexy Santa grade comes in even more, it's, you know. Are you saying I'm easy? No. Well, maybe. Are you? Things that people want to know. Right now, this show is going to be made or break of how you answer that question. You say yes, our popularity goes up. Now we're going to have 22 listeners. It'll be neat. You can start your own show. You really do. I'm just saying. No, anyways, back to the point.
Speaker2:
Have I been to where someone's interested and I haven't told them yes or no if I'm interested or not?
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker2:
But we're kind of in a different spot. And we're not around each other enough to be able to.
Speaker1:
One of the things that we've always been able to do, and part of it is true. Okay, for us, there's a's a degree i'm in sales i've been in sales my entire life so if you're in sales if you have any experience if you're good at sales let's put it this way actually not just now another rewind another thing there if you're any good at sales okay you're always looking to be able to tell somebody yes you never want to tell somebody no right Thank you. thing there if you're any good at sales okay you're always looking to be able to tell somebody yes you never want to tell somebody no right so when somebody and and they want to fuck but you're you you're like fuck because you're my natural instinct is to say yes but my dick is going no and you know i'm or am i i'm just not into it whatever so that salesman kicks in at me and i'm going to try to sell yourself i'm going to i'm going to try to i'm actually i'm going to try to unsell myself i've done that before i i have flat i flat out said you know look i'm going to be real honest with you we could try this but you know i mean are you really hoping to get disappointed tonight i mean oh that's a lot of guys do that you're not the only one no but i i mean i will go in that that mode because i don't want to hurt anybody's feeling and probably there are sometimes i can honestly say over the last 11 years that probably there are times i would have been it would have been better to just say here's the deal you're really nice but i'm not interested but i didn't want to i didn't want to hurt their feelings see here's the here's the
Speaker3:
Thank you. better to just say here's the deal you're really nice but i'm not interested but i didn't want to
Speaker1:
i didn't want to hurt their feelings see here's the here's the challenge with this when you don't want to hurt somebody's feelings then what you can end up doing is fucking they they're taking a totally different way they're taking it as the dude that goes so you're telling me i got a chance and and you're just trying to be like nice like without a doubt okay because this is like par for the course for for how this shit works for me i am never in a one-on-one situation with someone that is very a nice person but i'm just not interested in hooking up okay? It's always when there's a group of fucking people around me. And so, and the reason why I point this out, and I'm telling you this right now because if you're listening to this and you're going to go up and put somebody in that situation, check out their surroundings first. Because I'm conscious of that. I think back to being a freshman in high school and asking who now is one of my best friends who was a freshman also but senior guys are going out with asking her homecoming in front of people and having her go fuck no and having getting laughed at that's still 30 years 35 years later still in my brain so if you come up to me and there's a group of people if you're going to come up to somebody and ask them that question in front of a group of people, not everybody's going to be like me. Some people are like, I'm not interested. I will, I am always conscious of that. So it's always like, well, I have to dance because I'm not going to put somebody else in that situation. I won't do that to somebody. And every time I just want to go, don't put me in front of a group of people where that i will end up looking like the asshole because i'm not interested because there's nothing wrong with not being interested right so if you're listening right now i don't care who you are how much success you had it doesn't i'm conscious of making sure i don't ask somebody in front of other people to put them in that situation don't do it it is better to have someone say hey i appreciate it i'm just really not interested you know hang with you drink with you party with you rock on i'm not interested in fucking you in a one-on-one situation versus so there's nobody's embarrassed nobody's fucking has to be standing there going oh they just got shot down none of that shit don't put somebody because i'm going to tell you what will happen eventually and i've had this happen too i've had people that continuously trap me in front of people and i am nice and eventually you're gonna catch me because about the fourth fucking roman coke in and when i realized and and i've done to someone who ruptured my nut eventually kept trying that shit and got called out in front of a group of like 15 people and let's put it this way and yeah and let's put it this way. And her husband. Yeah, and let's put it this way. When I want to be not nice, I'm a brutal motherfucker. And you know what? You want to talk about awkward, wasn't awkward for me, because I tried to be nice. It was awkward. So, you know, don't do that to people. Like, it's a two-way street. We just lost, like, half of our viewers at this point in time now. Are listening back. Oh, that guy's a dick. Oh, we got people saying shit. So it takes me a few meet and greets. A few meets and conversations to decide if I'm interested. So many are in a hurry. That could be constructed as lack of interest. That is an awesome. Shrewd. Not constructed. she typed it correctly i can't read that's actually a great no because readers are smart readers glasses uh but no that's actually a really good point yeah that that's a huge that's a huge point hey we gotta take a quick break we're halfway your thingy's frozen it's frozen fuck it all fuck it all okay sorry all right hey real quick you know what what are you doing january 14th and 15th you don't know you say you say why i'll tell you why crazy winter nights that's why omaha nebraska do you want to be there fuck yeah you want to be there crazy winter nights now look here's the deal yep the main hotel is sold out. Holy shit. But we have a backup plan. Let's fill a second one. Guess what? Our events are a little bit different. Class and style. Almost walking distance. Don't miss out on the award-winning, two-time award-winning Crazy Winter Nights. Go there today. www.crazywinternights.com. Get your tickets. You get in the second hotel don't miss the opportunity of a lifetime you never know when kwn may move so make sure come to crazy winter nights 4 we're ready to kick ass take names we have got a dj uh coming in all the way from new york we've got karaoke friday night we have uh vip dinners we have meet meet and greets, you name it, we've got it. Check it out, crazywinternights.com. And while you're there, when you go into crazywinternights.com, check out some of our badass sponsors. Click on their links, check them out. We have got big companies like Cassidy and big companies. We've got Art by Carrie, check it out. We have got all sides, check out their links. Spend some time. Visit the sponsors and meet them at Crazy Winter Nights. So, with that being said, back to the show! Oh, by the way, don't forget our Casbah cadets are going to be there. All of them. Actually, all 16 of our Casbah cadets are going to be at Crazy Winter Nights. I got what I got underneath that apron. A tank top.
Speaker3:
Don't worry.
Speaker1:
We'll send pictures later. All of our cadets are going to be there. And I am getting a picture with them. I'm going to get done with a reverse gangbang. Just kidding. I'm just not doing a reverse gangbang. Unless I want to.
Speaker3:
Anyways. All right.
Speaker2:
Already planning outfits.
Speaker1:
I got to go get my tux fitted tomorrow.
Speaker2:
Actually, yeah. While you're not occupied.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
But you have to be with me because I apparently have to have adult supervision on what type of tuxedo I'm allowed to get. To my event.
Speaker2:
You're not getting fucking powder blue.
Speaker1:
I don't want powder blue. I want fucking tails, god damn it.
Speaker3:
Classy. Retro-y. Just saying. Anyways. Just saying. Anyways.
Speaker1:
Just saying. It is what it is.
Speaker2:
I have to get shoes so I can get my dress fitted. Wow, we're kind of in Iraq.
Speaker1:
Oh, if they only fucking knew. Come visit Cole's office.
Speaker3:
You know what?
Speaker1:
Next year for KWN, we're going to run tours of Cole's office. A behind-the-scenes.
Speaker3:
A behind-the-scenes. A behind-the-scenes office.
Speaker1:
It's like seeing the animatronics at Disneyland. Because trust me, you'll never see it the same way.
Speaker2:
This has been going on since what? Thanksgiving. Oh, fucking longer than that. No. All right.
Speaker1:
Thank you.
Speaker2:
Bye-bye.
Speaker1:
Bye-bye. It's like seeing the animatronics at Disneyland Because trust me, you'll never see it the same way This has been going on since what? Thanksgiving Oh, fucking longer than that No Our chaos lately Since Thanksgiving Because right after Thanksgiving, your mom went to the hospital She just got out on Monday, went back on Friday She decided to fucking And then had surgery And now we're just Hey, you know what? Let's have an event with that shit What the the fuck is going on? You know what's going to have it? Rum. Lots of rum. No, but crazy winter nights will still be fun. Trust me. But I'm telling you, here's the thing. Our events are different. I'm going to get to our events in just a second. I'm going to get there in just a second. We're going to get fucking fun. We do, but I'm going to get there in a second. Okay, so I hope, I hope, people listening, I hope that answered your question on the whole breaking it down for people. may or may not be powder blue and orange in the works Fuck yeah, there you go I want to see your ass in a powder blue No please don't Big ruffles man Big fucking ruffles That's you Big ruffles I want to see ruffles, lots and lots of ruff hat, pocket watch, and cane. We have that-ish. I need a pocket watch. I want a pocket watch. I've wanted a pocket watch forever. My boy Tway has a hat and cane. Well, great. Are you going to bring him to KWN? No. Here's what's funny. What I want, if I could find it, is the steampunk tux. But they don't make them for fucking fat kids like me, so it doesn't matter. So, whatever. And obviously, had time to make me a halloween costume but you didn't have time to make me make me a tuxedo i'm fucking with you you got time you still could get it done now get that little sweatshop going them little fingers going what do you think i've been doing all weekend not getting all the orders i see no christmas cookies baked. Maybe because I don't want you to eat them all. Oh! I need to start doing... I need to start... I have a lot of shit to do. Holy fuck. Yeah, I gotta start taking diuretics together so I can fit into a tuxedo. That's where I'm starting with. Anyways. Oh, Lord. I've been working on that all year. Diuretics. This is great. You know what? I listen to these and I listen to what I'm drinking. It sounds awesome. Some people bitch about my nasally sound. So that's why I try to cover it with drinking shit while we're on the air. It's awesome. So you listen to yourself and you hear yourself drinking? Yep. Too bad it's not actual booze. No shit. Could be. Could be the sound of you drinking spoo. Whatever. What? Nothing. Who knows? I don't know. You're drinking spoo. Okay, so here's the thing. I didn't know you drank spoo. Yeah, come on. No, what? No, shut up. Okay, so I'm going to go on a little bit of a tear, though, here real quick. Oh, shit. No, this is fucking- No, I don't know what you're going to go on a tear about. Here's what's funny. I've done a couple of rants on this. I just heard, I found out today, somebody else was saying they weren't going to go to KWN unless they could get, they're guaranteed they were going to get laid laid because it wasn't worth taking the night off. I've done rants on this shit about fucking that. If your only goal. Yes. Yes. And, and as God is my witness, if they try to buy a ticket now, I won't let them come. I look, I've spent all day long today listening to fucking people bitch about another fucking party that happened to was not associated with us in any way shape or form that was a complete and total clusterfuck because it's always a clusterfuck what party was that people coming in going into rooms but they weren't supposed to be allowed to go into people just step guys putting their dicks out there thinking they could just the rooms that were open they could just participate now we've got people on our page wanting to fucking post shit bitching about all fucking parties and event planners whatever you know what here's the thing take some fucking personal responsibility somewhere along the line in this fucking bullshit now here's what's awesome this weekend there were two extremes of parties going on there was one up in south dakota that was a high quality well-run party the i can't party they every one of their parties quality party they do a great job people have a great time people are safe people have fun is it is any party perfect is there always something can go absolutely but they do a a tremendous job on making sure that their parties are top quality parties because that's what it's that's what it's supposed to uh it's supposed to be right so the thing is then you have this one that happened in our neck of the woods that we were not associated with that was a complete clusterfuck. And it always is because they take no precautions. They give two flying fucks about anything, but making sure they either cram as many people in or that it's as wild as it can be. So we have people right now, we were just talking about it, we were cracking jokes with crazy winter nights, because yes, the main hotel is sold out. People are like, like oh my god i don't want to be in another hotel it won't be as much fun i'm gonna break the news to everybody we don't have hallway crawls at crazy winter night you know what at our hotel parties here's what has to happen in public in the hallways in the ballrooms You have to be a fucking adult which means you keep your fucking shit covered you act like an adult if you don't do those things my security will throw your ass out there's still vanillas that work at the hotel yes and it's about common sense and respect and all these sorts of fucking things so the thing is is that if you're the other a different hotel it's okay you know what the fun is going to be in the ballrooms the fun the dirty kinky fun is in the rooms behind closed doors and you that's the way it was it's a new day and age. You have to do that. The fact that you can find hotels to allow you to have any type of event is a fucking challenge. And the thing is, is that, you know what? The person that wanted to put a big long post on our page and apparently already got approved, whatever, on there. Here's what I say to everybody who bitches about it. And he had a good point in his post. Personal accountability. Jesus H fucking Christ. everybody who bitches about it and he had a good point in his post personal accountability jesus h fucking christ you know what i don't care where you're at in the country or the world listening to this because we have worldwide listeners i don't care if you're in europe i don't care if you're in california i don't care if you're east coast west coast midwest it doesn't matter you all have parties that are awesomely run and great parties in your areas and you have ones that are shit shows and the ones that are shit shows are always shit shows every time they have one year in year out time after time it's the same fucking shit show bullshit over and over and over again and after everyone everybody bitches because it was a shit show.
Speaker3:
Here's the reality.
Speaker4:
You control it.
Speaker1:
You have all the power in the fucking world. Quit going. Don't go. You don't want to know what will happen to the shit show piece of crap parties that do nothing but hurt the lifestyle. That live up to every negative stereotype negative stereotype of the lifestyle you know what will happen to them if you don't go there they will die they will go the fuck away they will crawl back in their disgusting little caves and fucking get out of the lifestyle that's what will happen to them but instead the thirsty motherfuckers continue to go to these cocksuckers and let this shit go on, continue to go to these fucking events where people sit there and have to worry about being a roofie and you have to worry about what happens to your wife when they go to the bathroom and you have to worry about when you have a closed door. You know what? Yes, it's a huge part of the promoter's fault, but it's your fault for going to it. Don't attend. Say's not rocket science this lifestyle is simple it is so fucking easy i have to tell you guys about something happened today fuck this is a rant i gotta tell you about something happened today we went there there was another another group another facebook page huge facebook page whatever where and it's it's their motto is education and there's people asking questions i'm reading through these questions we're asking swinger basic questions what is a hot wife what is a vixen why are rules important this is and very legitimate okay and and kudos to have a space where people can ask questions because we need to be there to help educate people so i commented to put on to put the link to full swap radio why it? Well, because you're a part of it. No, because there's 43 fucking shows on there, some of the top shows in the adult alternative lifestyle that are world-class educators. We have sex experts. They have a brick-and-mortar clinic. They're not just talking heads. We have people on cuckolding, hot wifing, we have, you name it, all avenues, kink, BDSM, poly, all different avenues. It is a tremendous resource to learn other than just Google where you're going to They went fucking porn sites. And they initially declined the post. So I reached out to the admins. I'm like, why would you decline that? It's free. It costs nothing to listen to the radio station. It's free. It's a great resource. The majority of these shows are tried, true, and well-known shows to be able to listen. There's not one set opinion or anything else. You don't have to give any information. There's no promotion. There's no anything. Why would you deny that post? Oh, well, we thought you were a Facebook bot. Let me help you out with something something the facebook bots aren't running around putting ads for specific fucking they're not posting and commenting to the post with a person's profile picture how do i know this i have eight fucking facebook pages i've been doing this for five fucking years on facebook are you fucking shitting me and the thing is is that post was right below a clothing manufacturer and seven posts that had somebody's only fan fucking comment or website and in every comment on the post right below it and you're worried about self-promotion and yet you have people asking questions about why rules are important what is it like the first time you have a threesome have you lost your fucking mind here's the deal it is fucking time to make people accountable for the fucking bullshit they preach if you're going to stand there and say that you provide safe parties which we do i will stand there proudly and say it and you know what i would expect i would hope that if you don't feel that i if you come to one of my events and you don't feel that I've done that, I want you to tell me. The reason I send out flyers afterwards is because I want feedback. How can I get better? Because we are not perfect. But I expect because of what, how I hold myself accountable, how I expect other people, they should hold me accountable. And you will have no problem finding me to come up and tell me or get a hold of me about your concerns and every one of your concerns will be addressed if you're going to preach about being a place for education then god damn it educate and give the people the opportunity to learn and have the information not just your bullshitted self-absorbed only opinion or idea of what the education should be. Quit fucking lying to these people. And that's the part of the lifestyle that pisses me off. That's the part that fucking burns me. That's the reason that we're going on season five with this show. Because you know what? The lifestyle is not just, it's not all fucking peaches and cream. It's not always easy. not always comfortable it's not always simple and cut and dried because that's not how people are and for the love of fuck if if if we would take this look if when pepsi came out with a can that had sex hiddenly written on the fucking can the world went nuts okay if people would do the same thing and hold lifestyle businesses and parties and events accountable the lifestyle would be a better place now you're just like looking around i'm looking for a fan to fan you off because well you're hot well it's just god it just annoys the shit. Because the thing is, here's the deal.
Speaker3:
You know what?
Speaker1:
Look, I don't give a fuck. If the frat party is what you're looking for, rock on. Go get them, okay? But my thing is this. Don't go to the shitty side of town, okay, wearing a fur fucking coat and big flashy rings and walk around at 3 in the morning and then come back pissed off and angry and upset because you got robbed you know what you deserved it you're an idiot so it's the same fucking thing don't go to the shit show fucking events and then be pissed off when they're a shit show and sure as fuck don't come and spew that fucking bullshit on those of us that don't have shit show events first time people to this party no that that is the worst fucking part of this shit well no i can see if it was the first time going and you go why the fuck did i go to that party absolutely it happens but the problem is it's look it is not a 100 turnover rate think at how many people repeat people we've had at our events we always have new people which is awesome and and we hope let me say that again i want to make it very loud so everybody hears we hope i don't promise we hope because we always have room to grow that whether it's your first time or your in this case will be your fourth time that it's an equally awesome experience okay if it's your first time or your, in this case, will be your fourth time, that it's an equally awesome experience, okay? If it's your first time, my God, that's a huge responsibility in my opinion to make sure that your first experience is a positive one because if you come to my event and you don't feel comfortable and it's clicky and it sucks and on, all those things, you're not going to want to go to anybody else's event and whose fault is that that's mine if it's your 50,000th event say that again 50,000th event fuck off you you still out of respect to you you deserve to have the best possible experience because you're you're paying to be there and anything less than that anything less than that is is unacceptable granted i get everybody's gonna go you're gonna go to a party and go oh my god what in the fuck was this it happens but don't go back to next year let me help you out with something if they're not sending out surveys if they're not doing interviews with you to find out what you liked and didn't like about the event it ain't gonna fucking change the next year it's not gonna change it's not going to change the only reason the only thing that causes change in most of these situations is the almighty dollar if people attend or not don't get and go well this year will. There's one set of party proners that, I don't know how long we've listened to that ball. Oh, this time it's going to be different. No, it's not. It's not going to be a bit, yeah, you're going to try to hide this shit more. That's it. It's not going to be different. Don't do that to yourself. For the love of fucking God, just, ugh. We, this is like, half the time the lifestyle is like being in a kindergarten class, okay? And you're a kindergarten teacher. The thing is, is that you have a class of 50 kids, right? And every week, a new 10 kids start. But the the class still stays together so by the fifth week some kids have been in their five weeks some kids it's their week one so you're constantly you're never moving forward because you're always going to go back to re-catch up and it's the same thing with a lifestyle my god the messages we preach are the same over and over and over again look with your fucking eyes not your hands consent no means no don't go to stupid fucking parties don't continue to support fucking idiots don't allow there are predators do you understand this people there are fucking people out there that are going to use you for their own personal gain whether it be financial whether it be for their own clout whether it be whatever don't give them that you are all adults you have the ability to stop because look i've listened to more fucking happy crappy bullshit about people's opinions on a range of issues in the world that we live in today and half of them are fucking stupid and people have no problem standing up spouting those but when it comes to fucking the lifestyle they instantly become mealy little mices and just oh there's nothing we can do we just gotta go with it eee and it's like are you fucking shitting me you've lost your fucking mind god mices huh mices too bad tonight wasn't the drinking show Oh we've got to plant that So there you go Next Monday So there you go Coming up next week Is our drinking show And I'll make sure that he's in a happy mood I'm i here's i'm not in an unhappy mood i just boy when you hit fire and brimstone better hang on to your ass what what it is is that enough people are irritated today well no what it what it is is legitimately i i yes we're a business all that shit but i legitimately care yeah you know and i i only expect people to do things you know working for me is easy all you have to i don't expect anybody to do anything that i wouldn't do it's not easy so so the thing is the thing is is so when i when i see people when i see shit that's going on out there and people are getting fucked over and and what's so funny is to do the right things a lot of times you'd have to take a lot of shit like you know there's some parties we quit going to because we got kept people kept coming up to us asking for help or can you do something about this or something about that it's like it's not our party we're here to attend but they knew but they knew that we would try and yeah and the thing is so when you watch this and then yes it's frustrating when you take and have to withstand you know like doing the right thing isn't easy and I'm okay with that. And you, but you have to take a lot of shit a lot of times for that. But the thing is people have to understand is like, there's a reason our logo is the middle finger. There's a reason it's swinging with attitude is here's the deal. I can withstand anything you can throw at me. No worries, but you damn well better believe I'm not just going to stand there and take it and i'm going to continue to fight and try to help protect the people that are new so they don't know it's not that they haven't figured out they will but they don't know i we were there once we didn't know and when you don't know you do things that are stupid you're easily taken advantage of and so i feel like we have a job to protect those people i feel like we have a job to protect integrity of the events because our events are important to me they're they're we spend 20 hours a day working on these things they're they're you know i don't want our shit so well because somebody else is being a fucking idiot you know so it's a passion it's not to be a dick and like i say god knows let me reiterate we're not perfect we don't claim to be perfect we have a shit ton of areas to work on and improve and we try every year to get better and i can promise you right now it is what today's date december 13th december 13th 2021 i'm putting it out there for the world to hear there are going to be things at crazy winter nights january 15th that will be fucked up Thank you. 2021 i'm putting it out there for the world to hear there are going to be things at crazy winter nights january 15th that will be fucked up wait what you know and and there will be and you know what it happens the one thing will be is they won't be the same things that were fucked up at crazy winter night one or two or three and you know what else at crazy winter nights five it'll be different things because we will we're always on the lookout for those things how to correct them how to learn how to get it better that's what we're about and you know what we're doing that because not for us alone we're doing it for us but because that's what we expect when we go to a party you should expect nothing less when you go to a party and so to us we're not going to disappoint so there you go alright now that I fucking absolutely well sure it was fun having a show all these years that was fucking awesome fucking station will be dropping us like fucking hot potato give it to these motherfuckers with that being said how about I leave now that'd be a great idea wouldn't it fuck yeah uh so once again shout out to our our uh sponsors asm lifestyle magazine smart swingers read you can read about our demise it'll be in the next edition i'm sure uh three million swingers can't be wrong and don't forget to buy merchandise full swap swag full swap swag what full swap shop.com check it out uh as give the radio station a listen. Look, yes, our show is on there, but there are some badass shows. There's a lot of them. I'm telling you, there's shit. We've been in this 11 year. I'm learning shit and listening to shows, and I found new favorites that I like to listen to, which is pretty fucking rare. Can I tell you, I haven't listened to very many, but I haven't had the time. I've had the opportunity to get to hear some early, and so now I'm hooked on some of them. And, you know, some episodes I'm clicking. So check it out, fullswapradio.com, the radio network. We do have an app for that Android. We will have an Apple app soon. What do you keep looking to me? Because I need your help modifying some things. Oh, because I'm supposed to do something. I'm sorry. Anyways, check that out uh send us emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com check out our website crazy casbah.com yes okay uh and buy your tickets crazy winter nights crazy winter nights dot com check them out or check that out today check out our sponsors on there as well we're on instagram Instagram. I think he's going to have a sore throat when he's talking. We're on Instagram, all that shit.
Speaker3:
Do that too.
Speaker1:
Anyways, the only way I know how, the only way I want to, the only way I ever motherfucking will. Kazma Style, out.
