Send us Fan MailIt was Kole s 30 year Class reunion and yep our lifestyle was the topic of conversation. Yes Kole Looks different, long hair, finger nail polish and a serious attitude. Yes some of the class had found the Only fans page of Ms Amanda and her dirty twitter. It is so funny that the vanilla world is just so uneducated about the swinging lifestyle. If you are going to be in this lifestyle you need to understand what people don t know who are not! This week we talk about all of the conversations, the fears and the fact we found a classmate that is now apart of our group because they are a swinger also! You just never know who is in the adult alternative lifestyle! It was a great 30 year party and could lead to so much more. So sit back hear all the bar fights, drunken parties that only a class reunion can offer! Want to hear about more of our shows? Go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our paid sponsors:Visit Promescent for all your sexual wellness needs and save 15% automatically at checkout by using this link: https://bit.ly/3fkn7CU https://bit.ly/3m7Frn2 (www.Promescent.com) http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.forbidden-omaha.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here the most i'm cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey and so uh yeah here we are good day and welcome to day 12 still getting used to no facial error but there is stubble it's coming back slowly but surely actually i think it's coming back pretty fast i'm hoping so grow motherfucker grow anyways it's just blonde no one can see it that's right it's blonde did you all hear that that's on back pretty fast. I'm hoping so. Grow, motherfucker, grow. Anyways. Speaker2: It's just blonde. Speaker1: No one can see it. Speaker2: That's right. It's blonde. Did you all hear that? That's on tape. Miss Amanda called it blonde. Not gray. Speaker1: Blonde. Speaker2: So it's blonde. How's your gerpal doing? Speaker3: I'm like, you come up with gerpal, but I can't come up with... Speaker1: Glonde? Speaker2: Blay. Speaker1: Blay. Speaker3: Blay. Speaker2: Blay. Speaker1: Don't be blaying him. What are you doing? Glonde? Glonde? No. play um don't be playing him what are you doing uh blonde no yeah no blonde no grand oh grande yeah look you can't come i came up with gerbil i win yeah you win i win the battle of the silver just call it daddy issues anyways okay so uh before we're going too far into this this is quit pushing on my knee what are you doing down here pushing on me god we need a bigger studio please contribute to the let's get a real studio fund uh okay so before we go in uh this is season four episode 179 you know why i know that the teleprompter tells me so yep oh you have Oh, wow. I didn't see it. And we want to give a huge shout out to our paid sponsors to begin with, shall we? Yep. Let's start it off so we can get going. Oh, wow. Jesus. Slow your fucking roll. Oh, I'm still worked up. But anyway. Not in that way. Promescent. P-R-O-M-E-S-C-E-N-T dot com. What does that spell? Better sex. That's right. Promescent.com. Check them out. Six-day money-back guarantee on all their products. And they have got a shit ton from the vitamins that we use. Vitaflux. Vitaflux. The delay sprays. The condoms. The lubes. Tinglers and warmers. You name it. They've got it. It's all about having better sex. We want you to have better sex. Check them out use kk15 get a 15 discount right off the bat can't get any better than that i'm hooked on the vitamins i'm all the vitaflux i did the vitaflux also i'm absolutely hooked on that uh so check them out today but seriously no money back guarantee gotta do it today i'm touching my hair i wish to realize pat myself again anyways also don't forget uh you know there. You got to do it today. I'm touching my hair. I wish to realize I was patting myself again. Anyways, also, don't forget, you know, there's still time to barbecue. Oh, I feel so good. There's still time to barbecue. So if you're going to barbecue, don't just barbecue just blah meat. Fuck that. That's like vanilla sex.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
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Speaker3:
We were on our best behavior
Speaker1:
Well, okay Let's go back up
Speaker3:
In a vanilla kind of way
Speaker1:
Yes, Cole was in hardcore drink mode
Speaker3:
Yes, you were
Speaker1:
Okay, so I'm going to put this out here first and foremost Because we talked about this This is that whole broke thing I'm going to start a GoFundMe page to refill our bank account Cole's bar bill Over Cole's drinking Oh, fuck Cole's bar bill I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. I'm going to start a GoFundMe page to refill our bank account.
Speaker1:
Cole's bar bill. Of her Cole's drinking. Oh, fuck. Cole's bar bill, because Friday night, you didn't drink.
Speaker3:
No, but I did have pop and they probably charged.
Speaker1:
No, they didn't. I went back and looked at the receipt.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
No, she didn't drink at all Friday night.
Speaker2:
Nope.
Speaker3:
Not one drop.
Speaker1:
We were in a dive bar, basically, so that means cheap drinks my bar bill was 60 bucks blush now saturday night we went to two different bars and i made sure to keep shit consistent well the first one was like a brewery but it still wasn't that super expensive that i think it would have been no because i had a lot because i have One drink, which was, well, okay, bought drink.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
That was a margarita slushy and it was good it was good it was like a five dollar drink it was on sale right but it was a craft beer place but you had my oh yeah i had a mixture i didn't have anything we left that was from six to ten we all had i left there with a sixty dollar bar bill dumbass then we went to the next bar to finish the night out and it was a dive bar hold on pause because the brewery closed at 10 yes so then at 10 o'clock everybody's hopping to this other small town dive bar to spend the rest of the evening. So it was 10 till 1.30 because they wanted to close the bar, whatever. Yes. They had to work. And I managed to rack up another $60 bar bill. I had several drinks there, though. You have to keep in mind this, though, that one of classmates the cool chick made a hundred jello shots oh i didn't know that and we were going out and drinking eating jello shots out of her car at the brewery at the brewery and i had that i know of that i counted i remember counting 12 i had like eight or nine but they don't and jello us don't know they they do me they can and and she had way more than that we were fucking everybody was feeling damn good so i drain i mean fucking plus it was just the cost to get into the whole fucking thing and you know so i'm dumping i pissed away 200 bucks real easy on me getting drunk all weekend and now my liver hurts ta-da so but a great time was had and there were shots and that doesn't include because i had drinks bought for me and i you know i bought some drinks but i mean you know the one girl bought me one at the bar yeah yeah i had somebody at one of the bars i had somebody buy me three different shots friday night i was a fucking train wreck yeah you were was a well-behaved train wreck. Because we ended up at the second bar Friday night, too. The mechanical bull. But I didn't drink there. Yeah, it was only for like a half hour. I had to stop a conversation with a good friend of mine, a good classmate I've known for fucking ever. Because I thought I had to go puke. But I didn't. But it was awesome. You stopped and go finish telling the story story to amanda yeah and he's like oh did you need to go to the bathroom and i said yeah to puke yeah so now here's the other so on our page you know for those who don't know we do record this for our secret secret facebook group casbah inc which they rock and i put out there i put out a question i just wanted to get people's opinions i'd already decided to wear my nails black okay but i wanted to put out to see the opinions and i said should i do my nails black and like 80 people were like fuck yeah that's who you are fucking wear your nails back so you have to remember when i went to high school when i went to high school i was in speech and debate and clean cut he was a nerd shut the fuck up cunt nugget i was a sexy nerd anyways so even in college when i had my hair on i didn't have pierced ears i definitely didn't have you know yeah yeah so when i come be bopping and you know everybody else is in the middle of their fucking corporate america world and i can be bopping in with fucking big old hair and tattoo on my forearm and black fingernails which they look nice man did a great job with my black nails uh color street color yeah exactly i introduced him to color street and i'm and i'm fucking and he goes oh you don't have to wait for it to dry and i'm like no i'm fucking hooked uh and my earrings in fact at one point in time one guy reached up and he's like touches my hair and moves my hair and touches my ear he goes you didn't have those in high school did you i'm like no he goes do you get them in college i'm like no he goes when did you get your ears first i said like two years ago when i said fuck corporate america he's like that's so cool so yeah so you know during covid i think i did so i don't know whatever all the thing is so i walked in and i was a topic of conversation regardless and we knew that some people might have known but we didn't i didn't wear anything that said casbah i did have my black rings on i did wear my football ring i was just me and i was drinking and having fun i didn't run my mouth like i normally do stupidly out of a no you didn't that was okay so at no point in time did i get drunk and i got drunk i just didn't say anything stupid the the only thing that well no it wasn't stupid though you we all know cole is the jovial entertainer and and always draws a crowd around them cracking jokes and everything else and when the one nurse gave you her phone number to do something i don't know if it was a picture a picture from yeah from from that night and he goes great now i can send you a dick pic yeah i'm like going and i can send you dick pics and she started laughing and we were cracking and then we were cracking jokes about it yeah so he'll say anyways, and I made some joke about you having a boyfriend or somebody's boyfriend. I made some, just a typical, it was a vanilla joke that it was no big deal. Right. Right, no big deal. So, regardless, so we're all excited for Saturday. Originally, we didn't know if we were going to go Saturday, but we decided we were going to go because it was a lot of fun and some friends that I hadn't, you that were there i was it was awesome we're gonna go it's gonna be a blast we're gonna go have a good time right so we have a little chat group going with the committee with the the planning committee and one chick is batshit crazy fucking cunt nugget and and uh so she all of a sudden said we're on our way we're on our fucking way to the reunion. Now, I've never said a fucking single word. Did you say that one? No. I've never said a single word to this gal about us being swingers. Any of that shit. Oh, it's there. So, all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, we're getting there. We're on our way to omaha and we get this message uh god so a side note cole love you i had no idea uh would still ask you to marry troy and i but if one more person calls me today yes more than three so far about you being a swinger i'm gonna get on the damn mic and you will not like what i have to say so pretty pleased tonight is not the time or place to recruit new members i'm too tired to deal with that particular side shit show if i offend anyone with this last statement sorry but brutally honest bitch is a nickname i earned with pride and i want to have a good time tonight Please i'm actually feeling pretty good today i was pissed we were pissed the response the response back okay so here's the thing this is what's awesome so the response back was who did we try to recruit we didn't know that you're supposed to recruit at all who did we recruit and who the hell is saying that it never came up in anything ever and then she backpedals sorry then apparently it's the latest gossip and i had to hear about it all morning apologize i don't no don't care not my scene just waste a bunch of my time this morning you did a great service for us uh just it was a pain in the ass this morning and then she and and that we didn't respond back so we contemplate no he wanted to respond back and i said no you just showed that you opened it do not respond yeah yeah so yeah so we're halfway there yeah and and we're and we're going through that whole process of like do you do you fucking go or not go i look we don don't care. We're out. We don't fucking care. Could give two flying fucks less. We're out. But it's like at this moment in time, now we're walking into the potential of being blasted on a microphone. Again, I don't care except for the fact that that's not how this works. And as we're're going motherfuckers if we're if i'm trying to fuck you you'll know okay especially if i've been drinking yeah just saying uh it was like wow so but we made the decision we had to stop my mom's first we made the decision i'm like you know what we're fucking going because you said you said it was totally i gave you the option, it's up to you. It's your reunion. Whatever you want to do is fine. Then we're like, well, we shouldn't go. It's just going to cause drama. We don't want drama. And then I'm like, but you are outed. Yeah, we are outed. Well, you can find us. And if you Google us, it's easy to find us. And it's really not a big deal. And plus, here's the deal. If you're going to fucking talk about us. But I was going to strangle the bitch. If you're going to talk about us, about us we're gonna fucking be there we at least want to make it so you have to be awkward to be there so the whole night so we get there the rest of the the planning committee gets there before she does and all of them are like what the fuck was that i'm like i don't know the one girl that knew was like what the hell we're laughing come to find out one of the guys from the night before his brother or brother-in-law or his brother's brother-in-law whatever listens to the show so he had told some people that he knew about us and it's not hard look if you google us if you google my name the third thing is crazy truth okay so the whole night the joke was that we were recruiting right that was that was the whole fucking the whole night so but here's the best part of this whole thing so as we're going along this night's going along we're drinking whatever and and one of my buddies him and i the night before i've been he'd been cracking jokes or not just jokes but scoing some chicks asses and stuff like that he's a married dude, whatever. And it's like, huh, okay. So before the bar fight happens on last night, okay, we are talking, and all of a sudden he's like, you know, he was asking me about flipoffgear.com, and he goes, so is that all you do? But there was just like this sense of like there was something else there. And finally, I'm like, look, dude, you don't want to know what else we do. Don't worry about it. He's like, no idea. What is it? Are you in some weird kinks? Are you swingers? And I started laughing. I go, well, you know what? Yes, we are. Come to find out. Guess what? Guess who's new going into the lifestyle. So we did fucking recruit. And he's doing it. He's like, well, you know, she has know she has a boyfriend i have a girlfriend i'm like that would be what we call swinging like oh because when we listen to this podcast well i listed a couple of episodes of this podcast i'm like really so why would you listen to that one so so now he got in his phone so he's got when we released things he's part of the page now and uh yeah and uh uh in an area not far from here and yeah so winning i see party in our future yeah exactly because he's like we need that because they're new investors like we need to have a party we haven't broken a party i'm like i can help you with that so it just goes to show what? Yeah, okay. But here was the interesting part was you, because this fucking bitch blasted us, only one person on the reunion committee had known about us. What was funny then was to watch how other people, the difference from Friday night to Saturday night was around us, treated us. There was one guy that i talked to on friday night i don't know if it was just out of convenience that i do it was just easy to talk to but then saturday night he's on that committee and saturday night he avoided me like the plague but there was other people there that he hadn't seen one of the funny things one of the gals on the committee and she was ended up talking quite a while to to this person that is that we recruited uh but if she only knows but it was funny because after that came she did not know anything about it and she she wasn't judgy about it but she's just like you know it's whatever that's still you do you whatever great so later in the night when we got to the second bar i was up getting drinks and she goes hey she goes i left my fucking wallet on the car would you give me a diet coke i'm like yeah no worries she goes i'll pay for it no fuck don't worry about no i'll pay it no fuck off you're not gonna pay me for it no fuck you it's what she goes no fuck you and she goes well wait a minute i don't mean it like that i'm like that's not how it works so it was like, okay, it's so funny because what we got was this blast of reminder of how fucked up the thought process is about what we do, what swingers do, what is the real deal. The buddy that we recruited, I'm going to keep saying it too, that we recruited's like what difference does it make we're all we're normal people we're all consenting adults it's you know we just like to fuck i'm like you got it you get it you understand this is yeah this is not that big deal but just just like this other guy was like oh my god i can't say that because you're going to think then we're going to fuck. It's like, no. It's so bizarre how fucking twisted it was. Here's what's really funny about the whole thing. You have to understand, in my class, there is a dude who served time in prison for being a fucking child rapist, a child molester. Okay, he's on the list for life. I mean, this is serious shit. A, he came to the class unit and was just like, are you really?
Speaker2:
Both nights.
Speaker1:
Both nights. But there were people that were more okay with that.
Speaker4:
Than swingers. Than swingers. It's like, well, yeah, but that was more okay with that than swingers, than swingers.
Speaker2:
It's like, well, yeah, but that was a long time ago. What? I mean, you sit there and go, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker1:
So the part that's really funny is like this gal that fucking blasted, you know, she basically out of, she tried to bully us and she tried to bully me basically in a roundabout way to try to make it so we wouldn't show up to try to to try to do a power play so the reason why i want to talk about this a it's funny as shit because by the way we're hiring for recruiting coordinator so if you'd like to be a casbah recruiter be all that you can be let us know you can't recruit no shit hi have you ever thought about fucking other people if so sign up today that's why i wore this shirt that i wore Thank you.
Speaker3:
Thank you.
Speaker1:
Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker3:
Thank you.
Speaker1:
Thank you.
Speaker2:
Thank you. Thank you. Thank No answer. Yeah. She was. It wasn't one that you told, so I just gave her a deadly look
Speaker3:
and went, well, how did you find out?
Speaker1:
Yeah, and she had no answer. Yeah, she wouldn't. The thing that's so funny is, look, we understand and there are people out there that say, well, someday we're going to try to make swinging mainstream. Adult alternative lifestyle non-monogamy is never going to be mainstream never never at all and that's okay we don't care about it being mainstream but what i do hope is that if people are listening to this, yes, please.
Speaker3:
I can share the good word with you.
Speaker1:
And yes, you can send nudie resumes to me. But here's what I want to do. If someone's trying to use those rumors or do that, if you've been pseudo-outed or supposedly outed, the reality is what we think she did was she Googled her name. She heard rumors. You're just guessing that. She heard rumors guess she heard rumors i have no idea there was nobody saying shit there's no point to even bring it up and and are you do you think you're just trying to embarrass people or you know what was the whole point how much you're gonna embarrass me the the one guy that wouldn't talk to me, he was watching you on Friday night in your drunken, entertaining aspect. He's like, you know, Cole's really come out of his shell, you know, with the painted fingernails and the longer hair. And, you know, he's just come into his own. I sure fucking have. Well, he did that years ago, but that's okay okay so but here back to my thing is this it's it's never gonna be mainstream but it doesn't mean you have to let people bully you with it no okay look the worst mistake we could have made in this situation was to not go because then we allow her we would have given that cunt power we'd have given her power to start rumors to to to fucking run amok right where even look number one very few people are gonna have balls not to come up and say anything to you nobody did with me i promise you number two yeah i have come into many others number two if you know what if someone walks if you've been accused of those rumors and somebody walks up to you and goes so i heard you do this oh really what else have i done you it it's about not letting people bully you or use that it that being a swinger can only be used as a weapon against you if you allow it to be used as a weapon against you you know i had a choice i could walk in i you know obviously everywhere i go is pretty much fucking i'm all in black like i usually am you know i could have walked in i could have been meek i could have been nervous acting i could have been like oh fuck or and that would have looked guilty i actually walked around with my head up higher than i usually do and with massive confidence like get the fuck out of my way because i'll knock you over the reality of it is is and that's the that's why i want to tell us because look the vanilla world doesn't understand what we do. And honestly, everybody on the committee said it best, except for the cunt. Everybody else, they're like, it doesn't fucking matter. It's nobody else's business. And you want to know what most people think is exactly what that committee. Look, I don't see these people all the time. I hung out with these people 10 years ago the last time. So it's not that we're close with people on the committee but they're like what difference does it make you do it doesn't affect anything going on there's a lawyer in our group he talked to nobody or he didn't talk to me he wouldn't talk to me at all but he stood and talked to the child molester what what a cute pair you know it's like does anybody else want your personal life exposed we can certainly do that all we do is fuck other people it could be way worse and i guarantee there was a lot of people in that class like any class that have that so oh my god as you're going through your life look you don't have to wear a shirt that says we fuck other people but don't let the vanilla a world, take and intimid and bully take and eliminate your fun we would have missed a great night we almost got in a bar fight okay the dude that was running the class unit is a nice guy but he's not a fucking he is not somebody you would have thought start would have started no i would you would think i would start start a fight this guy no no not even He he was karaoke and the whole class for the to the whole class and a gal that worked there tried to take the mic and he turned he goes are you in the class in 91 she goes no he goes well then get the fuck out and her boyfriend got in his face and here's a big guy this guy was like this guy like dwarfed most of us but the thing was it was really funny the bouncer only came over as this guy's trying to be all tough as the bouncers noticing all these guys here's a group of 30 guys we're all circling and we're all doing the same thing here's hand me my his phone hand me my phone like am i supposed to be recording this or what am i supposed to be doing but you can watch because here's what's happening the guys are all setting their drinks down just casually handing drinks to spouses some of the girls are moving i mean look if this motherfucker would have tried to like throw down it would have been over because we were like well class 91 all of a sudden we were like this feel like a little gang but i mean that night we had so much fun and we would have missed all that because if we would have let somebody bully and intimidate again you don't have to go out and advertise it but by the same token and and the one guy that's a really good friend of mine on the committee she goes well watch or something no i'm sorry somebody on the page said watch you'll find somebody else that knows your show or will join the page about my nails and sure as fuck so yeah the nice thing is we can write that whole thing off it was just a business trip it was a recruiting trip we're gonna go recruiting every weekend of course you didn't help because when the one gal said she was a nurse she started giggling and she didn't know why you were laughing and you didn't explain she. Like, Cole, she's a nurse. I gave her a cup. I won a cup.
Speaker2:
I gave her a cup.
Speaker1:
It was a high school thing.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
Hopefully she listens to the show. Just saying.
Speaker3:
That was funny. It still pisses me off that the one gal did that. You don't have a right to just butt in,
Speaker1:
especially on a fucking rumor. Well, here's the thing. So what if it's true this this is something we can all learn from this thing is like okay you can't expect vanillas not to be idiots when about swinging okay but you put into any content if if you find out that somebody has hiv somebody has cancer somebody has filed bankruptcy somebody has you know arrest somebody whatever it is you don't have the right to just fucking run and spread that shit all over that's not okay okay so here's an example my 20-year class reunion there was one gal that showed up with a choker yeah and everybody starts now i have no idea we weren't swingers then nor did we do any know anything about the bdsm world and everybody goes she's into the bdsm and i said what gives that away they go her necklace and i'm like that doesn't do shit yeah now we only need it now if i looked at it now i would probably gone oh it has a lock on it well okay but you know let's chat i think it was just a lace collar a lace necklace with a freaking cameo on it only known more that doesn't tell you that she's into bdsm uh okay a few weeks ago shelly puts a few weeks ago at my reunion, a guy's second hot wife grabbed my hand, asked me if I would go swing with her, they had swung at the bar, I had to verify, all I could do was bite my tongue, then she completed. Oh. I don't got it all. But basically, Shelly wanted to go down a path. She thought there was a chance to go down a path that was a little bit different there. And you know what? Here's the thing. It is hot as fuck. Because we all have the list of people from our class that we'd fuck. That's true. Nurses from 91, feel free to apply anyways uh yeah so you know so that's part i wanted to still trying to figure out how you recruit i no shit if anybody knows how to fucking recruit let me know on that again what if i mean you go vanilla hunting i've never actually done it but i wanted to in a snare but that was beside the point here's a part of what this show is you know what if you have a friend that actually asks you about it answer their fucking questions or or or even do this this is something because you had another example this happened at your work because some people were yammering about swingers that they just they just found just found out. Well, why don't you... We'll save that part for... Okay, Ron, too. This whole show is about how to deal with fucking vanilla jackasses. Are we at halftime already? Yeah. Holy fuck. Great fucking news. Hey, kids. You know what? You want to hear all about our shows, our crazy adventures, all that fucking shit? You know where you can hear it? you do you do you full swap radio.com that's right the full swap radio network you can hear crazy truth every monday and friday at 5 and 11 p.m central standard time you can also hear other great shows 24 hours a day seven days a week adult alternative lifestyle the very best sex positive shows the best place to do the very best place to get all of your information about the adult alternative lifestyle full swap radio
Speaker3:
I don't know. Best sex-positive shows. The best place to do, the very best place to get all of your information about the adult alternative lifestyle. Full Swap Radio, the network that's changing the way you learn about sex. There's an app for that. Shelly, shh, you're hunting vanillas. Be very, very quiet. You're hunting vanillas. Okay. So Amanda had another vanilla another vanilla story so last week who knew we'd have a sex podcast and talking about vanillas just because for all the new classmates sign up today and recruitment and soon go ahead you get a free t-shirt so last week okay so the next cubicle over has like this motivational saying that somebody printed off on a piece of paper and then put a couple of vanilla or not vanilla pineapple stickers on it and none of them were upside down because i would have laughed at it i tried to peel one off and turn it upside down but it didn't work but that was a long time ago and it was just stuck to the paper anyway so this guy comes up and i'm in my cube and i can't really see him but i know who he is he goes hey did you know upside down pineapple is a sign of a swinger and i stop and i'm like i gotta hear this everybody's like no i didn't and they're just just babbling left and right about pineapples and they go why pineapple i've got like 20 pineapples in my house what am i gonna deal with them and i'm like it's only if they're upside down they could be right side up they're trendy right now it's all good and i'm and and he just kept yapping and and i'm like okay it started off you know they turned upside down in a shopping cart so people knew who they were walking around a grocery store i said i know people and right there's the key it's the easy cover well i haven't known some people that are there's nothing wrong with having friends that are swingers it just shows that you're open minded teach if you have the opportunity to help uncluster fuck a vanilla it's not even so much you're trying to recruit them this is what's so fucked up people go well if you it's like if you're nice to somebody then then you're flirting that was one of the biggest thing with the class and it's like well my god now everybody's gonna be judging anything i say to anybody as as like he's trying to fuck her you know but whatever but if you can help set one bullshit rumor apart somebody you're gonna help somebody out you'll You may never meet him, but this person you're going to help somebody out.
Speaker1:
You may never meet them, but this person is not going to go out and judge them or go fucking say something stupid and asinine because it, here's the other thing. These people, vanillas don't get it. They babble. They don't understand. They've all known, been friends with, stood next to next to shook hands with maybe rode in a car with somebody that's a swinger if people actually knew it's the old there's some stat that says like in your lifetime you'll walk past you'll brush against like seven murderers in your lifetime suppose there's some some shit like it's like the kevin bacon game whatever people don't understand that they're doctors that there are teachers that there are nurses there are you know that are all doing this and it doesn't matter so if we can help educate the idiots there goes angie's recruiting now as we speak uh yeah i it just you know help these fucking people you can be discreet you can do it in a way that doesn't give out you but oh my god we have to make an effort to like i don't know get people to fucking not be idiots okay think about this for a minute take this to a like a broader blow your mind ready ready what causes uh sexism and racism and education an education and closed mind so you think about this for a minute okay so we're gonna take this as a serious approach there was a time that it was believed, legitimately believed, generally accepted by the masses, that women or African Americans were not as smart or not smart enough to do different things. That is such a fucking moronic concept when you think about it right now right that well they couldn't learn how to do it they couldn't learn how to do it there are still people that believe again that if someone is gay that in a gay bar if you if you're a straight man you go in a gay bar and you go take a piss that everybody's gonna be grabbing your dick yeah what and it i mean it's a obviously the the stakes are not as high as when it comes to fucking racism and sexism and and things like that but it's the same fucking concept it's just because they don't know they fear what they don't know you asked me to read but yeah no maybe oh i was just reading you're just you're just reading good job keep reading keep up the good work i gotta get educated yeah i gotta get we can't read asn right now we gotta get educated so and that's the thing so what do we do how do okay so part of this though is here's the other part i want to hit on with this is that when you go to an event or you have an event or you do an activity whatever okay and you live up to the stereotypes there's the fucking problem there's now look we've all gotten drunk i'm in stupid and public god knows i have okay but seriously seriously but when but when you my god but but when you live up to the fucking you live up to the fucking stereotypes so that that's what vanilla see look if you go okay our events are kind of tame it's crazy winter nights is kind of tame we are not a fucking frat party i don't give a fuck but you know what here's the thing if you support groups that are just fucking that live up to the stereotype that of just complete stupid debauchery no rules no just you know no consent all that shit you're perpetuating the problem it's that fucking simple and that's only if you know we have known people in different cities that they're out in public and and they wonder how they get out it and it's like well how because every time you're in public you're doing this this and this it's it's not fucking rocket science so you can't live up you know we have to have you have to try not to live up to the fucking up to the um jump in anytime my brain is so fucking fried right now yeah the stereotypes hung over no i'm not hung over i just got a lot of brains. You can't live up to the stereotypes. Be better than the stereotypes. Look, you know. Okay, so shall I put, they had meet and greets at a gay bar. They would say that they were, that the swingers, they will fuck anything. We've also been in a bar where they said, you know, swingers, they just have sex with somebody different every night like we do. Wow, where can I find those at? Apparently, I'm behind the eight ball on this.
Speaker3:
I miss this. Let's see. My daughter makes jokes about our pineapples. She got a TikTok video to tell us the upside down pineapples meaning you're swinging.
Speaker1:
Now, she just says, oh, you're going to go hang out with the pineapples people that's a good way to put it uh-huh yeah yeah i thought your liver would be fried fried and not your brain a little of both yeah it's all it's still i'm sweating rum right now it's horrible and vodka and did i have vodka too it was in the jello shots oh yeah yep and vodka that yep that's just saying i don't know it's just it was really interesting and so okay follow-up because i'm gonna do this because we have a class reunion page you know that we're keeping up they're keeping it going facebook page right so i've made the decision that in a couple of days i'm gonna put a post it just says for those that you were wondering the answer is yes that's all i'm gonna fucking put on there and that's it the sad thing is there gonna be some people go because you know probably some people are like who knows what all they thought with my nails and all the rest of the shit so So I'm sure half the class would be like, I think he's gay. I knew it. I knew it or something. Who knows what they'll think. But whatever. But yeah, I'm going to put that out there.
Speaker3:
I think more they go with a cross-dresser.
Speaker2:
Maybe.
Speaker3:
There are pictures of you in dresses and you paint your nails and you're going your hair out.
Speaker1:
Oh, there are pictures of me in dresses and stuff. Yeah, that could be it. Well, maybe.
Speaker3:
I think those are all I have on your page.
Speaker1:
There was a couple of girls that were cracking jokes and they came up with the idea that we should have an event where you had to dress from our graduating class when we graduated. So the girls that were cheerleaders would have to fit in their cheerleaders' uniforms and jerseys if you were an athlete, whatever, and the big hair and. And they should have a big hair competition now. And I'm like, well, fuck, I could enter that now. And they were all laughing because, yeah, I could. Yeah. Didn't think that through. And they don't even know about my Cher fetish. I didn't even put that out of there. So anybody listening now to our new listeners from the class of 91, yeah, I love Cher. So there you go. Everybody wanted me to sing. I didn't get drunk enough to sing last night. You didn't. Thank God the bars weren't open until three, or I probably would have gotten drunk enough to sing, and it would have been bad. And they did. The one guy did invite us back to this other guy's shop. Oh, fuck. For more drinking. Oh, God.....at least it was in the right mind to go.
Speaker3:
It's probably not a good idea because we'd be drinking all night long.
Speaker2:
Oh, yeah.
Speaker1:
We would still be fucking... I'd still be drunk right now. It wouldn't even...
Speaker3:
I mean, we got home at 3.30?
Speaker1:
Both nights.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It was fucking, yeah.
Speaker3:
My ass is...
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Speaker2:
Sweet.
Speaker1:
Shelly says I can use her for a coat. Awesome. Ooh. So... Ha, ass is oh fuck yeah sweet Shelly says I can use her fur coat awesome so if I don't want that in the classroom that'd be fucking badass walk in on that they'd be like cool leather pants hey look so by my by my 40th the goal is I need a pair of leather pants oh my god I'm gonna borrow Shelly's fur coat and I'm I'm going in it's gonna be like a Morrison pose I'm gonna dye my hair it'll be Thank you. The goal is I need a pair of leather pants. Oh, my God. I'm going to borrow Shelly's fur coat. And I'm going in. It's going to be like a Morrison pose. I'm going to dye my hair. It'll be really fucking gray by then. It'll be really bad. It was fun. This class reunion. You know what's really funny? Here's how fucked up I am in the brain just a little bit. Because I was recruiting, of course. There's this part of me that went well since they fucking know you know is there a chance i can get fucking laid i'm not and seriously that okay so bring in this point bring in the point that friday night there was one gal that was like okay who all single oh fuck train wreck so somebody was pointing the one gal that is on the committee was going well this person's single and she was trying to hook up yeah she wanted to get laid yeah it's like and she was one supposedly that knew that knew about us and was like acting all fucking like you know oh's, like, supposedly a shrink, but she's fucking batshit crazy. She didn't start with herself. But that she was, like, had brought a glass with a lid on it so no one in our class would roofie her. It's like, bitch, you do not have to worry about that. There ain't no way. Okay, so Angie put, I want to know how many secretly contact you without the committee knowing, talking about how to get recruited. You get one bet five by the end of the week. Well, you know, that could be. It would not surprise me. You think? Well, one, I think my one buddy, so I have a feeling their friends are also down. That's what think i i think i think that's family pictures for yes yeah the one that we would end up shop drinking with i think i'm gonna go there's a pretty good shot if he's not then i can see his wife being down with girls so i i that i think there there's there's an outside shot there there's right now off the top of my head just just rolling through my brain i'm going uh i'll bet you at least three of the girls are at least three of the girls at least at least three of the girls are and probably two other guys probably yeah like that i can go yeah that's pretty realistic now one gal yeah or when we were
Speaker3:
outside and they were we were taking jello shots like the one guy goes if you can get that jello out with your tongue you got one powerful tongue i'm like well you do know i'm bi right and she goes yeah he told me and then the other gal that was standing there when we went back to
Speaker1:
I don't know. well you do know i'm bi right and she goes yeah he told me and then the other gal that was standing there when we went back to when we were at the second bar she goes can i friend you on facebook yeah yeah i'm like sure yeah so i i have a i have a feeling i have a feeling that there's going to be that that we're going to have some people reach reach out to it and i will and i I absolutely will report back. All we do, you know what it is, and this is why I'm glad we went, because we are out and we're okay with being out. If I'm all right with my fucking mom knowing, then fuck what I think of classmates. If we didn't want drama, for her to get up on a microphone and make an ass of herself, why cause that kind of drama? Right, yeah. And that was exactly, it was like, no, we didn't want a scene factor. And she did not, thank God. No, she kept apologizing all fucking night. And it's like, get out of my face. Yeah, leave us alone. But I think that what happens is, as it's going to circulate, and I promise you it is circulating right now, I guarantee, because I guarantee some of the other people in the committee are running around, people are, because it's new, so it's like, oh, my God, just like there's a couple people that were divorced that were going out since the dawn of time with each other. That was a huge, like, that was a huge, like, you know, did you know? so i promise you there's a shit ton of people that's going to be all over because there's going to be pictures for all people that weren't there with the hair with the nails with the whole fucking nine yards and it's going to be all over the place it's going to be a topic of conversation what it's going to turn out to be though is it's going to show that you can be normal although That's hard to say for me because i don't fit that normal mode but somewhat normal i mean you know and no one was buying from the very get-go because i had a plan what you know what do you do i'm like you know i have my own marketing gig that's what i that's what i tell people what we tell people and and no one was totally buying that i mean somewhat but somewhat, but not really. They've seen the flipoffgear.com, but they weren't totally buying that. So it's like, that was the other thing. I said, well, fucking, if we're ever going to talk about it and they know, then I might as well fucking just, I can tell them about the other shit we do. So, you know, I'm sure it'll be fun. It'll be funny if it's out there and dancing around and circulating. And there'll be some that'll have balls enough. Someone will have balls enough to get a hold of me. Reach out and be like, all right, dude, I heard this rumor. I've got another really, really, like my best friend from high school was not able to be there. He will let me know because people will contact him.
Speaker2:
Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
Speaker1:
People will reach out to me like, dude, did you know that Cole's this or just this? And he's going to be like, oh, and he'll get a hold. He'll let me know. So then we'll have a list to recruit off of.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker2:
Hi. I don me know. So then we'll have a list to recruit off of. There you go. Hi. I heard that you were interested in learning more about our lifestyle. Do you have a moment to chat? Yeah. Now, if you could just write down a list of three other people that you know that you might think would like to fuck other people as well, would you be willing to write a letter of recommendation saying that you enjoy it too? Oh, my God. so what so again i understand the recruiting kelvin i yeah yeah it doesn't work that way well maybe we're supposed to is that what we're supposed to well i guess we're supposed to take like free shit because like when the military goes into schools and stuff you know they're handling like free shit and stuff like that remember they get the kids like if you do so many push-ups they give them shit and stuff like that so maybe we need to take but are we recruiting them to fuck or are we recruiting them to join a facebook group well you know i don't have a compound yet so i don't really know but i mean i'm really i'm willing to fucking but to join the secret facebook yeah here's what you get you get a free t-shirt you get to learn the secret handshake. You get a special keychain. I just don't get it. And you too are part of the fucking secret world of swinging. We open these magical... I don't know. Just go door-to-door like smoke groups. Hi. Can I share the good word about swinging? We're from the local swinging chapter. We would like to take a moment to chat with you. Actually, I wonder if Walmart would let us stand up front. And we can like... Take donations? We're raising funds for the condom we challenged and stuff like that. And we can, you know... If they let the fucking Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts in, the fuck why not you know pamphlets yeah i'm gonna start printing up a thousand pamphlets yeah i could do that you take swag with you you did have business cards they don't say swinger on it no but i did hang out so i didn't hand out some of my business cards well because it says flip off gear oh no that one doesn't that one just has mine doesn It just has your name. Mine just has my name and has, it's not a mood, it's a lifestyle. And our email and phone number, yeah. I don't, yep. We'll hand out a little, but I'll change that by God. Fuck, mom's always looking for something to do. Swinger. Mom's always looking for something to do. Mom, how would you like to go back fucking meet the neighbors? See, you could have taken some Cassidy cards and put them on tables and shit. Oh, fuck. Can you even imagine? Well, you know what? I've got everybody's name there. I've got a bunch of emails. I could ask the guy that coordinated, can I have all your emails? Because we crack jokes and we're going to spam them. We got all those people's emails. Hi. Hi. We'd like to take a moment to encourage a special deal for all of you from the class of 91 the fee is only yeah no that'd be awesome oh boy fuck we'll send shit i should have been if i was recruiting i've been recruiting for crazy winter nights we'd have given some fucking special deal go ahead have a class of 91 section at fucking it's a ralston discount you know or some shit i'd do that fucking i don't care i'd be all some fucking special deal. Go ahead and have a Class of 91 section at fucking, it's a Ralston discount, you know, or some shit. I'd do that. Fucking, I don't care.
Speaker1:
I'd be all in on that shit.
Speaker2:
Yeah, so there you go. We just wanted to share.
Speaker1:
I thought it was a,
Speaker2:
well, now my thing is I really,
Speaker1:
I really want to see if I can get my buddy and his wife to come up for Crazy Wonder Nights.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
And so they can kind of see what it's all about and see see us in our in our natural habitat apparently apparently we're gonna have a uh you know i'm hoping that we'll have our own little thing at the zoo and yes him and his wife are very attractive yeah yeah here here's now now i just feel better about i can go ahead and move forward with some of the plans i had to have like the crazy casbah i start making out with them no shit dumbass that would have really had all his turning why didn't you start making out with his wife oh because i don't know if she's bi yeah she is what we were talking about i might as well throw that out there just out of curiosity just in case but see now we can go ahead and have crazy crazy truth and crazy casual sponsors as part of the highway and and we can have like you know we can like raise money for penguins at the zoo and shit and it's the crazy casual zoo room and shit we can do all that shit now because it's it's all that should be the name of something anyway it should be crazy zoo room yeah maybe you know what maybe that will be a party that we'll think we'll have we'll have a zoo theme a zoo room a zoo no a zoo theme and we'll have all different rooms and so each room you have to you have to fuck like the animal that it's made in so like what the fuck yeah well don't think about this for a second so everybody be humping doggy stuff no no not every animal fucks that way i mean some will be kind of weird because i'm gonna be like you know girls just need to squirt and guys need to jack off on it, you know, because they'll be like laying eggs. But that part would be a little fucked. But, I mean, penguins aren't doing it doggy style and shit, you know. I mean, you just have different animals and you got to do it however they do it. Mine like a steel trap. See, these, no furries, motherfuckers. When they're saying furries, no furries so the these are the important questions this is why it's so important to recruit new people you have to keep new people coming in you have to recruit new people so now we have a challenge we're starting the new it's the crazy truth cult and uh with a k of course and uh um so you you need to go out the thing is is uh you know we'll deprive you of sex for like three weeks so you get all loopy and uh then we'll uh you know no see now see anyone there how often does a great day and do the chihuahua uh uh willie doesn't fuck uh jack uh but jack is continuously humping willie so it's the other way around him humping a leg yeah Or his tail. He picks up his tail, and Willie just lays there and doesn't know what's going on. Do you say his name? And Willie's tail throws the jack off of him. Jack off. I'll be damned, I just saw that. So there you go. This is why we get more dislikes on the YouTube video. Although it's a very rare dog that's really, really expensive to buy. Yeah. The Great Dane Chihuahua. See, it shows like this. This is why we have the more dislikes on our YouTube channel. Probably. No, they don't even listen to them and just dislike them. So, yeah. So, there you go. So, if you're going to your reunion, make sure if you're on the committee, start a rumor or invite us and we'll be your rumor and we'll, you know. We'll help out with it.
Speaker2:
We'll go from there.
Speaker1:
That's what we do. So, there you go.
Speaker3:
You know, it was entertaining, to say the least.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It's just fucking.
Speaker3:
Casbah Army wants you to do it now.
Speaker1:
This is what I love. So, for people listening at home, one of our members listening live just created a recruitment poster. And we will absolutely be posting that on the page. I want you at the bottom. We're going to be doing that. Yeah, post that on the page. Yep, that's going up. Alex, put that on the page. Yep. And make sure you keep emails so we can sign these fuckers up. Once you sign on the dotted line, we fucking, this is like, it's a two-year or three-year commitment. It'll be awesome. Oh, be awesome oh my god so hopefully again i want to give a shout out right now to any of the class of 91 new members that might be listening welcome now okay bring cake you also have to think when facebook went fucking berserk and so whenever he posts his live videos it automatically goes to his story yeah now i don't know if everybody can see that or only people that are in casbah because it's was posted on a casbah page i don't know so i don't get that part but if it's open to everybody then everybody sees your live video about swinging there you go so welcome to the party yep there you go. And, you know, I'm happy to help. There's some stuffy motherfuckers in my class. You know what they need? They need to go get fucking banged like a screen door in a hurricane. That's what they need. It is what it is. Oh, they didn't look too stuffy. There's a couple of them. A couple of them. Wanted to smack around a little bit. Yeah. Those would be the ones that are, like, going to fucking be signing up. I can't wait for the next class a year and a half. I've seen half of my class naked. It's kind of like when I do wedding ceremonies for people after we've, you know, in this lifestyle. It's like, it's just kind of, there's a funny thing there. So the 43 union, fuck them. Yeah, that'll be kind of whatever. So what I want to know is who recruited us? I don't remember our recruitment. Are we still owed something like free gifts or something? I think so. Did we get snacks? I don't remember being part of the jelly of the month club or some shit for the next year. The fuck? We got ripped off. Even the very first, well, it wasn't really an experience. They sucked. Yeah, great. If that was our recruitment, we were easy. We were just fucking, wow, that was like court ordered shit okay all right with that being said hey guess what it's time to go again another shout out uh our sponsors what is it what do you want to know we want to know all about the vitamins we want to know about better sex the uh delay spray and so much more check it out today 60-day money back trial. P-R-O-M-E-c-e-n-t.com don't forget that's promescent.com kk15 get a 15 discount right off the bat that's awesome also don't forget you need your meats rubbed uh you need them rubbed by fucking quality now we got people who their recruiters are. Quality meat all the time. You know what? You're going to smoke meat. Don't fuck it up by having it not rubbed. Rub your meat. Smoking meat, bbqtreats.com They know meat. It's a Nebraska company. Check it out. And they're swingers. And remember to read asnlifestylemagazine.com And finally, get your flip-off gear. Get your flip-off where? Flip-off fullswapshop.com or flipoffgear.com today. Check it out. And finally, this your Flip-Off gear. Get your Flip-Off gear. Flip-Off, fullswapshop.com or flipoffgear.com today. Check it out. And finally, this is important. Sign up now. Get your tickets. Crazy Winter Nights Retro Edition. What? How about I say it again for the kids in back? Crazy Winter Nights Retro Edition. January 15, 2022. Where are you going to be? Crazy Winter Nights. If you're not there're not there where are you who fucking cares so make sure you sign up to get your tickets to crazy winter nights with that being said send us emails at crazy.casba or snow don't send us there some crazy dot yeah it is crazy.casba gmail.com check out our website crazycasba.com uh i don't know i think it fucks i'm not at truth at truth crazy on twitter whatever you know where it's at look on the sheets we got it written down anyways until next time doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style recruiting you out
