Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about being truthful and being up front and having a clue. Yes if you are at a lifestyle event, or on vacation at a place that could turn into lifestyle fun this is the show for you. We start off talking about a new couple that wanted to know if it was ok to ask a couple if they were down for some swinger fun. They were on vacation and did not want to break any rule. Listen to our answers and see if you agree. The second half of the show we helped a couple that wanted to be honest, In this case it was their enjoyment of Fisting, and rough sex, but where getting shot down and shut out. We talk about how important presentation is in both of these situations and understanding the people you are talking to. Give this show a listen for some ideas to help and or things to stay away from! Swinging and the adult alternative lifestyle does take some thought. To hear all our shows go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors:Visit Promescent for all your sexual wellness needs and save 15% automatically at checkout by using this link: https://bit.ly/3fkn7CU https://bit.ly/3m7Frn2 (www.Promescent.com) http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host for the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and apparently attitude-ridden Miss Amanda. Speaker2: Who, me? Speaker1: That's not your fucking line. Speaker2: It can't be whatever the fuck I want it to be. Speaker3: God. Speaker4: Hey. Speaker1: Yes, you, you fucking twat-knocker. That's the new word, twat-knocker. Uh, okay, so, uh, docker. Twatknocker. Twatknocker. Okay, so... Let's see. What's going on? So, hey, first of all, so everybody knows what's going on. This is season four. Speaker2: Four. Four. Speaker1: Right, so it's whore. Season four, episode 173. Speaker3: 173. And this is a holiday. It's the holiday edition. It's the Labor Day edition. We're laboring. It's the day. And whatever. So, but, you know. I don't like when my hair, when I see myself. I go, what the hell's going on with my hair? It's a curly mess. You know what I do? Pretty boy. Pretty boy. If you say that, it makes you feel better. No, he got a snooty email one time that said that my hair was thinning. That's the only insult it could give me. No shit. No shit. That was pretty fucking ingenious. Okay. It is technically, but do I care? Not really. So, okay. But first, before we get into the fun shit. Before we get into the fun shit and the fun stuff. We have fun shit? We always have fun shit. Okay. Speaker1: So here it is. So we have paid sponsors, and they like to hear their names. Speaker2: They do. Speaker1: They like to hear their names. So the first one, and this is going to be, this is a special, this is a special, a special show, because it's a Labor Day edition, and we know what people like to do over labor day weekend they like to grill and just helping you out here so one of our sponsors is our good friends smoking meats barbecuetreats.com these folks look you want to have your meat rubbed like a boss. Nebraska rub, Nebraska company. It's the way to go. Right here it is. So check them out. Smokinmeatsbarbecuetreats.com. Now, here's what's special. There's four flavors of meat rubs. Good quality Nebraska meat rubs. And we've got people from all over the world to listen to the show. So we're going to open this up. We have two full sets of meat rubs to give away. So listen through the show because we'll have contests that you have to email in and someone's going to win a full set of meat rubs. And I just noticed the Pineapple Paradise has upside down pineapples on it. Absolutely, because these guys are in the lifestyle. So this is what it's all about. So if you want your meat to be rubbed and taste barbecue-ish, there you go. Actually, when Amanda dropped off the meat robe, she got wet bringing me meat robes. Without me from being here.
Speaker2:
I'm like, I already know because it was raining.
Speaker1:
I'm sticking with I made her wet because she was bringing me meat robes. It is what it is. Okay. So smokingmeatsbarbecuetreats.com. Check them out. Also, don't forget Smart Swingers Read. Supposedly, rumor has it. I've heard. I've read about it. Anyways, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Check them out today. Three million swingers can't be wrong. You want to know about the latest and greatest people in the lifestyle? You can read about them there. Or you can listen to our show because we're in the magazine. You can find us in the magazine, and we'll tell you cool stuff about the magazine and go listen to the magazine or read the magazine and listen. That'd be a radio station. Anyways. Y'all need to send them an email. Tell them you want us on the cover.
Speaker3:
Miss Amanda suck a dick to get on the cover. You know, she'll fuck for cake. You never know what she'll do to get a magazine cover. Anyways. Okay. So also, also now don't forget. Hold on. I have to do this. I'm clicking away.
Speaker2:
People don't know this right now. You know, here at crazy truth, that's us.
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And you can get a 15% discount when you use the code KK15. That would be KK as in crazy, Kazma 15. Check them out today. I actually started using this, what, three weeks ago? You did. Because, you know, menopause is hitting me hard. And it's also hitting me hard. But I like massively dry i'm like oh shit not parched no my vag was dry i had like no tingle no nothing and i was really irritated in the wind shut up but i tried it and after like the third day i was like oh fuck let's go so check it out it's good that's why that's why all these products we read asn magazine we use the meat rub in fact i just rub some on my meat my hamburger tonight uh and we use the permessence so there you go okay so now everybody right now what you should be at for those of you who don't know fuck what's what happened uh we record live in front of our secret secret facebook group casbank shh don't tell the others uh and normally if you know me we know that i wear black all the time i wear black why do i wear black because i'm fucking sexier in black i don't know I just do the thing is I wear black and if you also if you know me really well you also know that I am a Indianapolis Colts fan and I'm sitting here currently wearing a Green Bay Packers shirt now you might be asking yourself why Cole why why would you do that why I'm asking myself that question well the reason I'm asking myself the reason I'm doing it is is that a big shout out to Jen I'm not gonna give Jen's last name Jen is a huge Packers fan and she said basically we were at crazy summer nights and she was in the pool I was out of the pool and and she was up to the edge i was trying to look over the edge oh anyways so she said uh challenged me that if she sent me a packer shirt if i would wear it and i said well fuck yeah i'd wear it i was i ain't scared i didn't think she was gonna send me the packer shirt so guess what showed up in the mail this week my new green bay packer shirt so thank you very much then following through he's been wearing it all day i wore it all day long put on all day long so i've been out in public in my packer shirt okay uh and i do want this is a very important note very very important note cole's gonna change the requirements to wear other teams' shirts from here on out. Okay. Are you documenting this? Okay. Sure. Everybody get your handy-dandy notebooks out. Put it down. This would be September 5th. We're saying this at 739. The requirements are there's blowjobs required. You can't just send me the shirt you have to sack my dick too. There we go. Why did I include that? Why did I not think of that? I got so caught off guard. I'm like fuck yeah and I didn't even think. Way to go. But now supposedly because the shirt actually came yesterday? Day before. So I put it on. I was still in my underwear. And so I took a picture in my underwear and sent her the picture in my underwear with it. I did get smart. I did get smart. And yes, big kudos to Cole here because she was excited that I got the shirt. She was excited because the picture of me and the shirt. Not me, but the shirt got there i'm wearing the shirt but i did go so i would really appreciate you know a picture in your packer's shirt and your underwear or whatever also so ever send you one uh no she said that she would but she couldn't this weekend but that so there you go so thank god i thought of that and pulled my head out of my ass for a brief fucking second jeez good lord I didn't have any adult supervision you can send me a shirt I'd wear it if you're smart include that yeah well there you go yeah whatever and you know what happens saying. Anyways, yeah, so there you go. So we're excited to be back at the show because we were at a cool wedding yesterday. Where I had cake and sex. And cake and sex. Yeah, you didn't have sex at the wedding. No. But we had cake at the wedding and sex. Actually before. Right. And then we did not get to go out because our kid's an idiot. And we had to go rescue a child. No, his friend's an idiot. Well, his friend, yeah. Our kid has horrible choices in friends. Because his friend's an idiot. And so we got to drive across the state of Iowa to go rescue a kid and his idiot friend in Des Moines. That sure was a lot of fun. Because we'd just been out there on the day. Friday. And we had to go out. And Saturday. And Saturday, and we have to go out tomorrow to pick up my mother. So there you go. Yes, I would do a hockey shirt. Oh, Jesus, good Lord. So anyways, so if you have children, there's a reason certain animals eat their young. Just throwing that out there. Whatever. It's all good. Hey, what'd you do over Labor Day weekend? Did you party? Did you get all crazy as a swinger did you hook up no we fucking drove to des moines iowa 16 fucking times that's what we did 16 fucking times uh good lord it was um we like driving in the car sometimes sometimes we also like fucking other people well we can't say we didn't get to You can't do that. the car. Sometimes. Sometimes. We also like fucking other people. Well, we can't say we couldn't get away. But we didn't get to do that.
Speaker1:
No, no shit.
Speaker2:
We got away-ish.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
We went on a trip.
Speaker3:
What'd you do?
Speaker1:
It was like a vacation. Not really. And then we got to do it again tomorrow.
Speaker3:
Fuck. Yeah.
Speaker1:
We could have sex with other people, but we just want to drive back and forth Across Iowa I'm getting shirt offers all over the place I'm sure you are Fucking suck a dick bitch I didn't want to hear your shit I did Just yesterday Just briefly Yours Yeah but it was briefly It was just like You didn't get to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop. You just were like. Because you said get on the bed. Well, you were, yeah, well, yes, because you were like, it was like precursor. We were doing the proper porn script. You were flopping it out during a game going. You know what I was? I was fishing. I had a worm on a lure and look what I caught. I caught me a twat knocker. I caught me a Miss Amanda. That's what I did. Hook, line, and sinker. Quark. Thank God she didn't bite the worm. Maybe I should have. You could have, yeah. If you turn into a fucking piranha, you watch, see what happens from there. Then we'll get you off the line the other way, you know, like the cartoon way. Fucking, yeah, a little bunny foo-foo your ass. I know where you're going with that, and you can get over it. Little bunny foo-foo. Knocking him on the head. Be cute. You think you're so funny. No, actually, wait a minute. Give me a second second I just got this mental picture you're like well get that mental picture out of your fucking head now the next time you start to suck my dick I'm gonna giggle I don't care anyways I think I'm sniffing in the microphone again. I'm sorry. Stay back here. All right. So we do questions and stuff and things and words and whatever. Should we do some?
Speaker3:
Sure.
Speaker1:
The hell was that?
Speaker2:
Whatever the fuck I want it to be.
Speaker1:
It sounds like you just got a pussy lip caught in a zipper. I can't say I've never done that, but I have Are you about ready? I'm just about Sure! Are you okay? Do we need a paramedic? You've been doing that a lot with your pop-on nails What? Flicking me off You've been flicking me off all day today mean. I might, you know, my bucket is a little empty because you've just been so fucking mean to me. Send me some love. Send me some love. Whatever. Look at all these people. Fucking, they want to send you cake and shirts and fucking. Nice to know that UBS guy is going to be showing up for no reason but you. For the next four episodes our show is going to be nothing but you doing like wardrobe changes. This is awesome. Which by the way Miss Manon made it, got her new Casbah Army shirt. So there you go. You can get one of those too. Everybody needs one. Fuck yeah you do. Fuck yeah. Okay. Anyways. So let's get on with the show hoes. Show ho ho ho. Okay.
Speaker2:
Ready? Yeah.
Speaker1:
I was watching me grabbing my boobs. Fucking good lord. Sorry. Good thing we didn't wait until later this week to record because, man, could it ever been this fresh? No. Okay. So this question actually comes from a guy on our secret page. Okay. Okay. All right. This comes from Peggy. I'm not going to give peggy's last name now initially that they said we could but i'm not going to do the last names because they're new and it's one of those things careful what you wish for so we don't want to do cough spits butter oh yeah uh okay so peggy had sent me this question uh this a couple weeks ago so i know some of the answers uh we were on vacation and we ran into a couple uh they were both hot uh they were both hot as hell we were having a great time but there were no signs that they were in our fun crazy lifestyle how or should you ever ask i thought that was a good question so now okay so the background here they're very new in the lifestyle very new in the lifestyle and and so when they i i gave them an answer at the time okay because obviously they were in the middle of vacation so it wasn't like they could wait, you know, forever in a day for me to, for us to, for shows and everything else. Right. Okay. So very new in the lifestyle. They were nervous about it, but they're on vacation. And so my thing, my thing was, I said, well, fucking go for it. I mean, what do you have to lose? You're on vacation. This is that. You're never going to see them again if they turn you down. Yeah yeah one of the perks is nobody said you had to ask him and use your real names i'm just kidding that's horrible but you know the thing is is this is not college you cannot use your best friend's name i did that in college he did it too he did it too you didn't do it with me well no no you'd you'd bomb ass pussy i didn't need to do it with you i was like what no so but i told him to i say i said go for it because what do you have to lose plus here's my other thing okay so not bashing but where they're new when somebody goes they gave no signs that they were in the lifestyle well when you're new no signs can be a different thing than like say us that have been in the lifestyle for years and years right i mean so really the thing is like why not ask because my my thought when they first got me the question was was like maybe they've got more signs than they might think could have i mean there's always that distinct possibility it's like you know here's the you have to go for shit a little bit in life it now look let's put some preface preface what let's put some parameters in this there you go look at these big words i'll use the right one. If you're your kid's parent-teacher conference and you think that the teacher's hunky or hot or whatever, you probably shouldn't ask them if they want to go fuck in the closet or some shit. That probably would be inappropriate, right?
Speaker2:
Most likely.
Speaker1:
That would probably be a bad idea. If you are at your significant other's place of work and a co-worker goes by you probably shouldn't ask then i mean the co they might because they might know more what's different but if i just randomly walked up to some of you were like hey you want to fuck uh you know if you're at like if your parents are in like a long-term care facility or you're at the doctor's office and they're in doctor just randomly randomly asking the doctor that it's not yours you know that could be a little awkward just saying okay this is going i knew as soon as i said that that was a bad fucking example so when your mom was in the hospital and the nurses were talking about going to a trip to jamaica as a group and some of the guys were going because they're all really good friends yeah and you go god I wonder if they're swingers you're going to tell me you wouldn't have walked out in the hall and go hey okay but I'm not new I would have picked up that sign and went that is not just a bunch of friends going to you work together 80 hours a week so you know let's go spend some quality time that's fucking swingers yes I'd have been like let me see your hands everybody's showing me your hands right now yes i would have asked but i'm just talking randomly like you know i don't even hit on the nurses that i go to unless i kind of do i'm still searching for the urologist nurse that that's a swinger but other than that there's just i'm just all i'm trying to do is for people that are listening i don't want them to go well cole says you should ask anybody anytime if you're a swinger but when you're on vacation what the hell so i let me give you the follow-up to this okay okay so then they she said the thing she was what advice did you give them i said go for it okay she's like well we don't want to get arrested. I'm like,'t go for it okay so uh but but so so um they did and and she goes i don't know i think we converted him it was a blast and she didn't say what actually happened but if they think they if you think you convert them if you started to fuck around with them at all i don't know that you convert them or they were already there but still kudos rock on now here here's the key with this understand sometimes you're gonna misgage that you're gonna fire that bow that shot over the bow and you're gonna be wrong we we had examples of that this weekend didn't we i did you were in the fucking car with me Why are you looking at me like I've lost my mind?
Speaker2:
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker1:
Rob, you're exactly right.
Speaker2:
Nurses are freaky.
Speaker1:
Plus, I have this thing. I have, honest to God.
Speaker2:
You have a fucking radar for nurses.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Nurses, long-haired nurses.
Speaker3:
Anyways. Sorry.
Speaker1:
Totally got butterfly there. It's a medical profession thing with me. You don't remember. I got friend zoned this weekend.
Speaker2:
Oh, yeah, you did.
Speaker1:
I got fucking friend zoned on the phone.
Speaker3:
Hardcore.
Speaker2:
I don't know if she realized she did it.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
Well, but she did. She used the B word. Like a brother.
Speaker4:
It's like, oh, fuck.
Speaker2:
Yeah, you know what that means. I'm not into that type of thing. Yeah, But she might not know that she put you in the friend zone You have to like see her face to face And see how she reacts with you If she's all flirty We know that I'm a great judge of that I know but I'll be there to help you with that Wait till your class reunion This will look great This'll look great in the fucking car
Speaker3:
When you're going
Speaker1:
Now stupid, now stupid
Speaker4:
You're like
Speaker1:
Oh, I guess this must mean You're flirting with me Uh-huh, uh-huh Yeah, I know That's gonna be I'm just saying
Speaker2:
Wow, we're gonna have to have Some fucking lessons with you, aren't we?
Speaker1:
I don't know if we need Fucking lessons If I get to the fucking part I do really well But it's getting to the fucking part Where I get all like fucking
Speaker2:
The flirting lessons
Speaker4:
Yes
Speaker1:
Thank you. fucking lessons with you aren't we i don't know if we need to fucking lessons if i get to the fucking part i do really well but it's it's getting to the fucking part where i get all like fucking flirting lessons yes okay i don't look i i'm here's the thing okay so so tell people that are listening just roll with me on this i don't know if i totally misread this whole segment i don't know i have no idea yeah fumble on the fucking play you how the hell are you gonna teach me if you can't read anybody we know i can't read anybody fucking jojo the circus monkey over here you know what i am a twat knocker i'm just trying to use that word a lot okay so there you go so peggy number one rock on for kicking ass and having a fun vacay and going for it.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I guess I would, if I didn't, knew we weren't, I don't know, like we've ever picked up fucking vanillas before.
Speaker1:
The fuck we haven't? Well, she kind of picked us up. One of the best nights of my fucking life.
Speaker2:
Okay, that was different. She knew we were swingers. We're talking about people that don't know you're swingers.
Speaker1:
Yeah, she knew we were swingers. And she definitely knew at the end of that night,
Speaker2:
what's she wearing now?
Speaker1:
I've never been so tired at my job the next day in my life.
Speaker2:
Because you got one hour of sleep.
Speaker1:
One hour of sleep. And you want to know what?
Speaker4:
You want to know what I did
Speaker3:
the next night?
Speaker1:
We went out partying because I was still on cloud fucking nine. Just saying.
Speaker3:
Anywho.
Speaker1:
Yeah, that was fucking, i was oh let's all take a moment shall we pause your head by your head oh sure and i'm like well i guess i kind of picked up a vanilla but he knew we were swingers because i said it we have never really tried on maybe that needs to be a goal we need to try on vacay hey when you go on vacation hey you know what we are going so and the thing is is i've got some people in your class that i think are kind of hot i wouldn't mind fucking i know southern girls in my class that want to fuck me i know yeah well the thing is we're gonna okay so anybody listening by the way we're gonna be in mississippi uh let's see we're leaving the 14th the 14th so if you're along the route, you know, we go to be in Mississippi. We're leaving the 14th. The 14th. So if you're along the route, we go to Missouri, Tennessee, the whole state of Mississippi. If you have a Southern draw, I'd be interested in seeing your vagina, just saying. But I know we have some listeners like in Gulfport and stuff. Yeah, we do. And we're going to be right down there. Hotel and all. I know. Not even staying for my dad. There's going to be be swingers i know there's a swingers club down there too so i do too and i know where it's at yeah and and we're gonna we're gonna visit it there you go hi i've been practicing uh i'm hoping i'm hoping that the southern girls will be intrigued by my midwestern accent no they're not there's a bunch of transplants down there There's an Air Force base okay whoa what's going on now what the hell oh shut up you're still alive i am still your computer's just falling asleep or it ran out of battery ran out of battery how the fuck did do that anyways uh obviously so so now i won't be able to read your comments kids just saying because he's blind are you through no fucking hoe back so anywho but yes so if if you are uh down that way send us emails and we will um we'll try to hook up on the way whatever what are you we're just a hop skipping a fuck away
Speaker2:
it's gonna be the greatest trip but we're gonna stay until the 19th we're driving all the way back 19th
Speaker1:
that's his son
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the house in the brad the house in the we're gonna stay until the 19th we're driving all the way back 19th that's a sunday game no we're i thought we were leaving after the bra well we what depends depends on what's going on if we're going to a swingers club we can just hop in the car yeah we'll go after that it just it all depends well i put that we were staying the 18th and coming back well we do whatever watching the nebraskabraska game and after that you never know so there you go so peggy thank you very much for your question keep listening we'll have more stuff uh as we go through so hey you know is it halftime are we at halftime what are we doing we we have like five minutes seriously what do you think i'm fucking lying to you maybe not. You just went through that really fucking fast. God, I'm so speedy. Pissed off about my computer. What goes on? Maybe for you, but this is my lifeblood. This is like, oh. Do you want me to run and go get your charger? No, it means it's unplugged somewhere in my office, so it's all fucked up.
Speaker3:
Wow.
Speaker1:
This is all major catastrophe shit in my world.
Speaker2:
I asked if you want me to go get it.
Speaker3:
Drama.
Speaker1:
Shut up.
Speaker3:
This is fun.
Speaker2:
Life is going to end.
Speaker1:
Oh, no, shit. Now I don't know what I'm going to do. Well, we're just going to sit here for the next half hour and just look at you. No, I'm just kidding. Anyways, okay. So what we're going to do, I'm going to do a because i haven't i haven't done a halftime forever not a goofy halftime it's gonna be a serious halftime hi we'd like to take a moment of your time and share the good news have you heard the good news of flipoffgear.com uh check them out today actually do check out flipoffgear.com it is your one-stop shop for all your fuck you clothing and apparel if you want it you can get it there it's badass they do custom shirts which is really really cool uh we do they do stuff like for medical and for people and all kinds of shit so get all all your cool shit there today. You want to go to FlipOffGear.com today. FlipOffGear.com today. Check it out and share it with your friends. Great for holidays. Nothing says, I love you, grandma, like a shirt that says, fuck off walkers or some or I don't know, you know, fuck off something. Remember, remember, putting fuck off on a shirt, putting fuck on a shirt is, is offensive. But if you put a flip off finger, it's cheeky and funny. People like that. And the shirt becomes hilarious. We've got new designs coming out, too. There's going to be a pumpkin, I hate, fuck off pumpkin spice one coming out. And fuck off ex-wife and fuck off ex-husband. Yeah, we've got all kinds of cool shit coming. Fuck. Anyways, and hopefully, with any God-given luck, Ms. Amanda will check out the site sometime in the very near future. Fucking A. All right, anyways. Do I need to look at it? Am I buying something? Maybe. You never know Maybe you want me to just fuck off Cole Did you ever think of that? Did you ever think that maybe you'd like that? Did you? No I'm gonna fucking do it But it might be your face Oh, no No, no That would be offensive and. I could put a finger over one boob and your face over the other. We don't want to hurt people's feelings. But it can say your name and that's okay. Well, I mean, yeah. Well, in theory, yeah, sure. I don't know why you'd want that. World's greatest husband or something, maybe. Let's see who I piss off down south and your family and friends first, and then we'll go from there. There's one chick in your class. She has high maintenance as fuck. I will lie through my teeth about having money to bang that chick. Just saying. She fucks doctors and stuff. She'll never know the difference. Look at me. Who would ever think that I'm not loaded?
Speaker4:
She's high maintenance.
Speaker3:
I know.
Speaker1:
But you know what? Even high maintenance girls occasionally like just a... Billy Joel sang about it. Uptown girl.
Speaker2:
I think she already finished marriage number three.
Speaker1:
Well, rock on. I don't want to marry her. I just want to bang her. She's blonde too. Or she was. I don't know what color she is now. Maybe gray gray probably still the salon blonde that she's always been along with the botox wrinkles and the fake boobs should we keep going you know what's so awesome about that we can fuck in the ocean and i won't drown do you want to titty fuck me no no put around my neck I don't want a flotation device's all good anyways oh my gosh man i can't wait she's a very sweet girl yes she is sweet as southern tea and every guy goes when she walks by you know what she just might want to fuck a rich farmer from she's got a rocking bod though yeah she might want to fuck a rich farmer from Nebraska. A rich farmer from Nebraska. That's the story we're going to go. That's going to be the cover story for down there. Watch, she's a swinger listening to this. I'll be like, hey, I'm cool, a rich farmer from Nebraska. You're like, wait, I heard about you, dick. Yeah, there you go. I'm just saying. It's not class reunion time. Thank God. It's my class reunion. You're older if it wasn't. Sorry, I had your class reunion.
Speaker2:
Your next one will be your 40 year.
Speaker3:
We still have my 30 year to go.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
I'm going to have my face on a shirt.
Speaker4:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you are. Let's move along before I have a shirt that's made that says I hate divorce attorneys.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So we have another question. Quit smacking your lips. Thank you for making me self-conscious with over half of the show to go. Awesome. You're welcome. Anyways. Now I'm terrified. Okay, so we have a question. It feels like we're being judged and not given a chance at all of the at a lot of events we are a nice couple we think we chat and talk and everything goes well when the question comes up about what we're into we let people know we're into fisting and other extreme sex toys okay we also let people know it is not required to do it to play the chance the challenge is where we're at the challenge is uh we don't want to lie uh but regular sex does not do it for us and we'll tell them it will be fun but we won't't get off. Wow. Some couples will still play, but we'll not give our thing a chance and a try, and others won't even hook up with us. Help out of ideas in New Mexico. Okay, I'm giggling only because... We had that happen? Well. Ish. I mean, not to that extreme, but. This is the ultimate reality check of the lifestyle a little bit right here. Okay. Okay. Kudos for wanting to be honest. But there's so much going on here. Presentation for one okay and i love at first when i first got the question i'm like okay sweet you let people know that it's not required to play awesome okay there's nothing wrong with telling people what you're into right as long as you let people know that it's not required because not everybody is going to be into extreme anything right we know that we know not everybody's going to be into full swap whatever the case may be where it gets gray is when you tell people then we can do this but oh by the way we're not going to have any fun so when i reached out to him i said how many people you know will hook up Thank you. We're not going to have any fun. So when I reached out to him, I said, how many people, you know, will hook up? How many people will, how many people hook up? How many people will turn away? He's like, probably 85% of people won't even play with us. Like, hmm. Okay. I said, do they say why? No. Apparently not. No. They just kind of ghost away okay and then with right along the same thing i'm like how many people when you hook up what's a response when you know how are you presenting like now do you want to try our thing they bring some of their extreme toys with them which again okay i understand if that is your thing that you're into and and you want to have those things you're going to have them in your room for afterwards right but my first thought goes to maybe just maybe it's scaring some people and i know people are going to go right now go well it shouldn't scare people it's I look at this as like we used to have this conversation with our oldest son about tattoos and piercings you remember this and how we get all kinds of pissed off when it's like look dude if you're gonna have those things if you're gonna have the piercings and you're gonna have the tattoos that show and whatever people are going to judge accordingly and he would get always get all pissed off he's like it's not fucking right that they judge you and blah people shouldn't judge not right but it happens exactly and so i have to sit here and go and there's no way to know how they're actually presenting it exactly you know because their thing is i said do you do you kind of how do you present it how do you well we're just honest that was how they kept responding back to well we're just honest but just honest can be scary can be here's my thing if you're going to a swinger meet and greet why would you bring up stuff about in my opinion that would be more on the bdsm side or am i wrong i i honestly don't know i i don't i don't know i don't know what i mean what i mean is i don't know but i would right or wrong if someone says well we don't get off on regular sex i wouldn't play either because what fun? Right. Yeah, and that's kind of my thought is I don't know that the people that are not playing are necessarily, I almost think to a degree they're being respectful. If they go, oh, well, if you're not going to have any fun, then why would it be? Because part of what makes us all fun is when everybody has a good time. I mean, everybody, if you have four people and everybody's having sex, maybe it's not the best sex they've ever had for all four people. It can be varying degrees, but in the, in the grand scheme of things, if everybody has a good time and enjoys themselves, but if you know, going into it, like if a girl said to me well here's the deal you can you can fuck me but you know and and that's great i'm okay with it but i'm not gonna like it well the thing is is that you can be honest and not disclose everything yeah sometimes sometimes there's a work because you know what maybe you might actually like regular sex with somebody else true but how would you know well you've already told yourself you're not going to well here's the other thing i think kind of that i thought a little bit of this was are you trying to convert people to the more extreme what you're into like because when they talk about then people that do hook up then the people don't want to try their stuff are you are you trying because you enjoy the company of the people and you see they seem like cool people and you want to talk to them you want to get to know them or are you trying to convert them like okay we did your regular sex stuff now it's our turn now yeah now lean back and hold on because here we go i mean what what's i think one time someone tried to wanted to do fisting with me and i'm like the only fist that has ever been up there is a gynecologist and you're not doing it yeah yeah well and i heard a lot of people get off on it but i'm not to that point the thing is is maybe instead of that night if it's something that they still have played with you and and they've played and hooked up and then maybe future follow-up conversations about if they might be interested in trying look when everybody's sitting there naked it one of the coolest parts of swinging as a couple and it's been years since we've really done a lot of couple hookups but one of the coolest parts about it is is that in between rounds so to speak or whatever or at the end where everybody's kind of laying around naked and just talking and there's a degree of mega vulnerability i mean and when everybody can just be sitting there having fun like you your guards totally stripped there's the clothes seriously because there's no clothes there's no anything it's totally stripped so at that moment in time if all of a sudden somebody and i'm going to show my ignorance here somebody all of a sudden whips out like this giant dildo back here and goes hey who wants to me that's going to kill that it went from a safe thing to like people are are gonna be guarded like whoa it'd be the same thing if somebody all of a sudden was like oh hey give me a second i go pee and then comes out with a fucking bullwhip and it'd be like whoa whoa wait a minute what where how where did we get here yeah whereas maybe if you enjoy that night everybody has a good time part, and then follow up and present it slowly type of thing. Maybe another couple that are hooked up with, maybe they don't want to try it the first time, but maybe the next time they might want to watch you do it. To me, that would be a level of trust. And the very first time you meet somebody, you don't have that trust to do stuff that could no potentially hurt you well and the thing is maybe somebody wants to see it maybe maybe the next time they would be interested in watching you and your significant other do it to see to see understand because look i'm willing to completely admit that you and i do not have any understanding i know that fist fisting, I know that it's not just fucking, it's not like Rocky Pound on the side of beef up in a vag. I don't know. Hey, champ, check out this guy. No, that's not. The porn I've watched kind of looks that way. I don't know. Right, but I mean, it's like any of that kind of stuff. There's more of, there's more of, like, there's more to it it than that so maybe if you present it that way instead of just fucking sledgehammering these people with it out of the fucking blue and and here's the other thing don't i understand wanting to be honest look we've seen this in other posts and we've seen this in life and it's very very true honesty everybody wants to be honest right to a degree right but it's only to a degree like when somebody walks by us and goes oh hey how are you doing they don't really want to know how you're doing right we've all heard this before what they really want you to say is great how are you doing great they don't actually want to know what the fuck is going on in your world no okay so what are you into is basically a roundabout way to say hey you know i do you do you fuck i mean it's they're not necessarily wanting to know all of your kinks at that point in time and that's what that is it's a kink or a fetish whatever I don't know. know i do you do you fuck i mean it's they're not necessarily wanting to know all of your kinks at that point in time and that's what that is it's a kink or a fetish whatever but it's like it's okay to like keep some of that secret you know kind of hold that close to your chest save that card to surprise them later you know but definitely you you cannot tell people this is what we do and anything other than that so why play if you're telling people it's gonna suck and who are you are you telling like new people yeah oh you're new you're new because we went to a party it was like the second party third party that we've ever went to and we're sitting there we know absolutely no one oh good lord and this couple they were new too came and sat across the table wanted to chit chat two new couples birds of a feather sweet and we're talking and talking and now it was nice conversation all of a sudden he goes yeah we're really into fisting and i went oh hell no yeah we were like uh we gotta go what well no they didn't just say we're they were like yeah we love to fist anybody want to fist you guys are you guys into fisting it was like this conversation taking this fucking left turn we're like i still smoke then greatest excuse ever it's like i need a cigarette right now and then then we spent the rest of the night avoiding avoiding we laughed about it years later as we got to know them because they said okay maybe we came across a little too forward and and we were too new to tell them yeah and they were new we we're just like what the fuck now as we've gotten older we have no problem telling people hey you know easy there sunshine just whoa rain it back just a scotch but the thing that really comment with this this is telling people we can do it but you're not gonna have fun yeah that to me it's like wish i could fucking read shit uh it cool people to claim to want to be honest but people don't really want to be honest i'm parapherling because i can't read it as far away dude sorry but yeah i mean people the the reality of it is honesty kind of like when people claim they want others to uh tell them um if they're until yeah that i'm not interested until somebody actually says it and then they're offended yes and that that and that's exactly it that that is that is perfect right there it is we had discussed i was on a chat yeah and but that but that is exactly it the honesty can go look i'm not encouraging anybody to i don't want to hurt anybody's feelings i don't want somebody to hurt mine but but by the same token look i come out of the car business right i believe because i've done it you can tell someone to go fuck themselves using those exact words not any any very go fuck yourself if you say it the right way they will thank you how do i notice done it. It's easy, but you have to. Presentation is everything.
Speaker2:
So if you're into, you can cover a lot of ground by saying,
Speaker3:
we are, I just smacked my lips. Fucking A.
Speaker1:
We are, we like sex, but we're also into some more extreme versions of sex also that there's nothing wrong with that period stop and don't go any further if they ask what kind then at that point in time it's on them once you ask a stupid question then then you're allowed to answer accordingly that's all right that works uh but the thing is everybody's asking a question i can't read the thing is is that you have to you have to know your audience you have to have a clue a little bit you know what i mean i should say it's like his dad used to say it's not what you say it's how you say exactly and and but when you say to people we can do this but it's gonna suck if you say that to me, you know what? These people have been very- It's not going to be fun sex is what that says to me. These people are very lucky. They've been very fortunate in my opinion. Okay? Because if you said that to me, being one that I will say anything because I do not give two fucks, I'm going to look at you and go, that is awesome. No, so great news. I'm not going to waste your time. And so you can quit wasting mine. Have a good day. I'd say that right in front of a group of people. I can't do that. It wouldn't faze me fucking one iota. Or I'd look at them and go, good to know. So what you're saying is you're open for shitty sex. I think we'll pass. True. The thing is i would put it right volley right back in it and the thing is is it could all be avoided no you're right you're right as far as the converting okay converting what what did i forget well no on the part of of getting other people to try your stuff here's something i have to put out here this is how we lose listeners this is something i have to put out here god love you for whatever your kink is god love you for whatever your your fetish is whatever you're into whatever you do you we don't kink shame whatever rock on okay awesome okay the lifestyle is a lot like it's a lot like walking through a big international airport okay follow along with this analogy good okay as you're walking through that airport you have got a bunch of catholic people nuns handing out pamphlets you've got jehovah's witness handing out flowers or pamphlets you've got holly christians handing out flowers you've got you know the bill and ted's excellent adventure religion handing out guitar picks whatever you have all the it's like a gauntlet right and everybody wants to tell you about their shit, their stuff, their thing. And all you want to do is get on the fucking plane. Okay. Here's the reality of it. Your kink, your fetish, your whatever, that's you. Do it, live it, love it, whatever. Shut the fuck up to the rest of us. If we interested if i want to find out what the holly christian is all about i'll find you you don't need to come up and give me a poppy rose don't i'll shove it up your ass i don't care but if i want to find out about it i will if i want to find out what the pussy dream catcher is and what it can do for me and how it can enhance my sex life and stretch my wife out or whatever the fuck it is i'll find out i'll find you the joy of the world we live in is the internet makes this shit super easy so if your thing is you like to fuck kangaroos well good day mate rock the fuck on i i don't i don't want to hear about it if i get the desire to fuck kangaroos i'll find one until then shh i like to take my dick and put it in mouse vagus and maybe but if given the right circumstance with the right permissions anything above and beyond that i'll find it i'll search it out i'll google it Thank you. and maybe but if given the right circumstance with the right permissions anything above and beyond that i'll find it i'll search it out i'll google it i'll search it on my phone i don't need you to come and find me and go have you heard the good sex news no i haven't nor do i want to see that's the joy of this whole fucking thing is that it it's at our finger we have a whole radio station with all kinds of different things on there that if you want to you can find it to listen but i don't have to go to your house and go knock hey if you tune right now here let me turn your radio here you go there you go there you go now you can listen to this now you can learn about it it's the same fucking thing with the other shit stop it just fucking stop it and there's this there's this huge misconception in the lifestyle as we're all getting closer and i say it all the time one tree different branches rock on i'll find your fucking branch you don't have to come to my branch i'll find yours it's all fucking good by the same token i have a responsibility to not go to your branch and give you the the poppy rose flower and try to get you to see it my way if you want to learn about my branch you'll come there why are you not saying anything you're just looking at me like i've lost my fucking mind no you haven't lost your mind but
Speaker2:
preach it well i mean it's just one of those things i mean i i don't mind hearing some of it because that might be something you might be interested in with with definite parameters
Speaker1:
and guidelines yes i love history okay love it fucking beat off to history ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG know about every single little break i'm going to pick and choose so you can throw it out there hey we have this tour available hey just so you know we're over here if you want to rock on but you don't have to come and gag it down my throat i could go ahead that's what this show is all about so when we go to the state capitol and you ramble about history when i'm totally not into it at all and you ramble about every little thing and did you know did i ask you no but you came with me so you you knew what was gonna happen when you're on your way there you came to my branch is that what it is well then you should have peeked in and you should have stayed off the off the tree just peeked around and went nope and spider monkeyed on to the next one it's no different than look we all do it i'm not gonna say we don't do it because we do you take me to the craft store and you'll start explaining shit that's like all i want to do is play with the quilting machine it looks like a fucking death star thing i don't care what it fucking does but you explain it and we all do that so we're all guilty of it in life but i'm just saying with sex it's like look if you're not let me give you a perfect example if you're not into um if you're not into bdsm okay i'm not ripping on bdsm but if you're not into bdsm okay and you get in a place that is hardcore bdsm that is overwhelming as fuck it's not necessarily now if you if they had a little said hey here's the deal listen to the three minute video before you go in and then decide if you want to go in it would be better sometimes and i'm going to guess it's the exact same way for people that are in that are bdsm coming into the swinger world or whatever short little short little bits of it just enough that's awesome then let people decide where they want to go from there i think that we all get so excited about whatever we're into whether it be me with history somebody would say whatever we get so excited that we shut off reading the signals and signs from other people that show they have shut the fuck down and just want to get away if you remember the old and you know if you can still find them the peppy lepew commercial or cartoons okay this is what it is is like we've all lost the sight of the fact when the cat is trying to get away from peppy with you and it's like you know and he's totally oblivious to it and that's what i think most of us are most of the time to but we get so wrapped and excited about our little fucking thing that we're not even realizing that somebody's trying to claw our eyes out to get the fuck away and i think with sex the thing is is that it never fails to you're always with some there's somebody in your fucking group there's always somebody in the group that asks some stupid question that just makes it worse it's like shut up man if you want to learn go on in learn shut up for the rest of us so we can get on the plane we can get through the airport it just i don't know this will probably get like oh shit you know what we gotta give fuck all right so here's the thing real quick here's the contest son of a bitch I forgot this well it's about time to start wrapping it up so it's about good time good time I remembered okay so remember fuck uh remember our good friends at smoking meats barbecuetreats.com is gonna get an extra free week since I've got to do the contest sooner. But so you have to take, so to win one of the packs, one of the four packs.
Speaker2:
It's a pack of four.
Speaker3:
Pack of four.
Speaker1:
That would be a four pack.
Speaker2:
Do you even looking to see what flavors you've got?
Speaker1:
I'm holding up four containers.
Speaker2:
I'm holding up three. No, you're holding three.
Speaker1:
Because my hands aren't big enough for the fourth one, really. Fucking A. Anyways, if you have to name,
Speaker2:
if you send us an email with the new word that I created on the air tonight, then you are in for the drawing to win one set of four of the Smokin' Meats BBQ Treats. Okay? Do you remember what the word was? No. Twatknocker. Oh. Jesus Christ christ miss amanda is not eligible plus i gave her the answer okay so that's the first contest send us an email crazy.kazba that's k-r-a-z-y dot k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com the new word that was learned tonight that i created twat knocker everybody who sends an email in to us will be eligible to win, and we'll give out the winner next week. That's for one of them. Do you want to give one? What do you want to do? Everybody who writes Amanda either on your vag or on your dick and sends us a picture to the email will be entered for the other one. Okay. I don't want to smoke and meet barbecuetreats.com that's too long so if you write amanda or or you can put uh miss a either one i don't know how big people's dicks are pussies are anyways you if you take a picture of it send it to uh crazy.casba and your name will be entered into the drawing for the next one. So there you go. Okay. Wow. I feel like you just leave me to rant. I don't know if I'm saying stupid shit or not. No, I am one that doesn't interrupt. Sometimes maybe you should interrupt. Have you thought about that? There's times I want to call you out, and I'll tell you to pause if I can't hold it in, because I'll forget. Do you feel like you should have called me out on what I just said? No. I mean, sometimes you're a little harsh on me. Did you actually listen to what I just said? Oh, fuck off. Well, did you? I did. Okay. So I wasn't out of line. Not completely. I mean, you picked on the BDSM people. No. I was. No, that is not the message I was trying to get through. That's not message i was trying to get through there's it's the same thing with god here i can give an example okay go please help save me now really yeah sure so so i was giving somebody a blowjob right okay and i do the throat thing and i'm like uh you know make a noise i'm like oh they like it right and then later I'm like well you like blowjobs well i don't really get off on it then what the fuck did i waste my time for why did i waste my time to get you hard now fuck me there you go that was such a downer now i'm like i don't want to suck your dick you don't like it you could have like ended the show like it i just don't i just can't get off on it you could have ended the show like a half hour ago
Speaker3:
Thank you. That was such a downer. Now I'm like, I don't want to suck your dick. You don't like it. You could have ended the show. Well, I like it.
Speaker2:
I just can't get off on it.
Speaker1:
You could have ended the show like a half hour ago if you had jumped over that sooner. Instead, now I probably pissed off half our listeners. Now we'll be down to five.
Speaker3:
Fuck.
Speaker5:
All right.
Speaker1:
Well, hopefully we answered questions. Remember, the two contests. Remember, the contests are, again, the new word. Send us an email with what new word I created tonight.
Speaker3:
You're mad. Answered questions. Remember, the two contests. Remember, the contests are, again, the new word.
Speaker2:
Send us an email with what new word I created tonight.
Speaker3:
Do you remember the word? Yes. Okay. Or, and or, you can send us either written on your penis or your badge, Amanda or Miss A, and send us in.
Speaker2:
It can be a dildo, too.
Speaker3:
Or a dildo, apparently, too.
Speaker4:
Send that in, and you'll be entered to win.
Speaker1:
Don't want to win a dildo by putting my name on it, though. One of our good friends smoking. Okay, back to our sponsor. Holy fucking shit. Again, don't forget our good friends at Promescent, which is, how do you spell their names? P-R-O-M-S, or shit. There we go. Go to their website, P-R-O-M-E-S-C-E-N-T.com. Check itcom check it out today don't forget to and they've got all kinds of stuff and it really is good stuff check them out uh don't forget to use kk15 to get your 15 discount again our good friends at smoke and meat smoke and meats barbecuetreats.com make sure you let it go casma sent you it's uh it's labor day it's the holiday you want this get good you want good nebraska meat rubs uh and finally if you like to read which we know you all do because you're all smart swingers check out asn lifestyle magazine.com uh today so with that being said doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style out bye
