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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most. I'm Cole. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely and somewhat sore-legged Miss Amanda. Hey, why are my legs sore? I don't know. You're sore. Mine are. It doesn't matter.
And we are here to titillate, tantalate, and give you the truth and answer questions and make you happy and giggle and hard and wet and all the other different things that we can do. It's what we do. We're like a genitalia factory of happiness. Speaking of which, let's hurry and go right into our sponsors while we still have them, shall we? First of all, this is season four, episode 170.
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I got some other new surprises coming. Not like birthday surprises, not like cake or anything good, but like other surprises. It could be kind of cake-ish. Cake's, you know, it just is what it is. You're going to bring the whipped cream in here. Yeah, because that'll help us get a lot accomplished. And, no, just for all you later know, oh, they're going to do something sexy with the whipped cream? No, we're going to eat it. It's no points on our diet. We're going to eat it.
Actually, i didn't wear my cowboy hat today i was gonna wear my hat but it literally is still drying from the concert like we went to garth brooks last night i have seen thousands of bands i have spent thousands of dollars going to concerts and i said that this was the last big one i wanted to go to because i hadn't seen garth. I missed him. I wanted to see him for 30 years. I can honestly tell you, after last night, I will absolutely see him every time I can get to because it was fucking the shit. It was fucking awesome. It was worth every penny that I paid for it.
Okay, so now I'm going to put you on the spot. Why? Why did you cry during the dance? Why would you bring that up? Because all of a sudden, you just started tearing up. You know, I'll tell you. I've been meaning to ask you all day. Okay, so the reason why, and honestly, it actually has to do with this, to a degree, with what we do. Okay, so those of you who don't know, we live in Lincoln, Nebraska. I don't give a fuck if people know where we live. We have guns. We have guns.
Don't show up, you're fucking stalkers anyways uh no so but so the concert was at admiral stadium and there is a huge degree of irony because you know obviously we met at the university yeah we did right uh that was my first exposure to garth brooks that was 91 so that wasn't my first exposure you have to date us yeah no no shit. Okay. To Garth Brooks. And there's a thing with the, like, when we were younger, and not everybody knows our backstory. So we're a long-term together couple and a long-term married couple. We've been together 29 years. We've been married 27.
So, but when we first met, we hadn't known each other very long when you got knocked up. No, two months. Yeah. So let's suffice it to say that we went through some challenges early on, okay? So the reality of it is, as I look where we're at now in our life, right?
We're still together almost 30 years later years later we the the things that we do like the podcast and and our groups and basically our business is doing extremely well and growing and it's it's there was just the the reality of this all hitting the fact that you know you're sitting there and finally getting to see garth was it was a big part of it also you know and and just seeing where we're at and then this weekend overall was like emotional as fuck because obviously you know we really we believe in uh deeper than just like our facebook groups which they're listening tonight we We record in front of our secret Facebook group, Kaz Bank.
Shh, don't tell the others. They're family, and we talk about that all the time. So there were literally hundreds of our group at the concert last night around. There's pictures, and that was really fucking cool.
But yesterday, so Saturday in the day, we also basically did a goodbye phone call yeah yeah to to one of our to one of our very good friends who who has uh als and you know as we're doing this around my birthday you know we he was at a lot of my birthday things and we spent a lot of time so it was like this combination of of like there reaches this point where you have to realize you're willing to admit that it's okay not to be okay right and so you know we got a lot of really badass cool things going on in our lives right now especially with this and there's a lot of parts and and we're okay but there's a lot of parts of our lives and my life right now i'm not okay and i think that this weekend like it it hit like last weekend was crazy summer nights and there's a level of expectation that people have about whatever our events should be and a level that we expect what our events should be because we are a family right so and that drains it takes a lot out of us and it's it's something we love doing don't get us wrong we love doing it but but like that that drains me we needed more than a week to recoup yeah and i didn't take my week off instead we start getting ready for the next one and with stuff that with stuff that's happened in my own life, we've lost a lot of family and friends in the last year, like lost by death.
And so when you get this huge tidal wave of good and bad, and I'm someone that's not, I'm a control freak. Like, I know, what?
I'm a huge control freak, i'm someone who does not like to show uh i i only want you to see what i want you to see pretty much and the reality is is that when the the when the dance started to play last night because i read an article about about it and and what he you know what he meant by it wasn't just about like love gone wrong type thing you know when that played last night it was this uh it was a huge all those emotion crashed together at one time it was like in my world in my brain it was at the very you know when you when you look down at a waterfall and a waterfall is is violent right and everybody most people look at and they see it's pretty it's gorgeous it's beautiful right there's pretty rainbows and it's whatever but if you really think about it there's this roar a deafening roar of the water and when it when it it crashes at the bottom it's an explosion it's violent it's turbulent it's all those things so there's beauty in violence there's beauty in that in chaos and so for some reason it hit me a couple other times during the night the reality i'd waited so long to see him and and thinking back to the memories when he's playing rodeo and some of the other songs that we when we were first together you know that were that in life it was there but when it hit the dance it was like all of a sudden i reached the bottom of that waterfall last night and and that explosion and that that chaos of everything just like imploded on me at one time and and the the i'm not one to show shit ever but if you've noticed for those that were out at crazy summer nights when we got up to thank people on the saturday night dinner at dinner like the emotion got me and that's not normally me at all and uh and so i've been fighting that a lot and i couldn't fight it anymore, you know?
And so, uh, do I regret it? No. Uh, you know, it's just, uh, we, we talk about shit because it's the truth and we talk about crazy truth and we talk about this stuff and we go places with this show that other people don't.
And, and the reason, the only reason I'm sharing this on this is because these are all things that real life plays into your swinging world like that's the part that people go oh well no it's separate no it's not because it's it's all it's all part of of who we are and who you are so i say this to some of the different women that have that have come through the years at times when I have not been able to perform. I'm the type of person, although I may not show the emotion, the emotion has a very huge effect on my sexual performance. It has a very huge effect on every part of who I am.
So there are times it's not I'm not interested, it's not I don't want to. It's that the emotions, the emotion, that emotion overpowers the emotion, a sexual drive. That's who I am. And guess what? That's going to happen. And that's why we do this show. Because there's going to be things that are going to affect your sex life and your swinging life that you need to understand. And it's not always just, you know, oh, we're not horny or what the fuck, or you just got too drunk. No, there's other things in life. So that's the reality of it. So there you go. So now hopefully, of course.
So that was before the couple next to us got in. Yeah. Then the couple next to us got in this huge fucking fight. Initially, when she started talking to us, I'm like, ooh, they're hitting. I know. I was like, hello. And then that quickly went to. And then they got into a fight. And then I was like, am I going to have to interject here? I almost did because what did I did nothing wrong? And they're like overpowering the concert. It's like, shut up. I waited 30 years to listen to Garth, not 30 years to listen to some random couple fight next to us. So, yeah. So, there you go. That was funny.
And right now, everybody's going, Garth Brooks is out there going, he didn't even know he's going to get a fucking plug out for, on our show. But, you know, there it is. Hopefully, here's what's so funny. I can see all this, because, like, there's like 40 people that listen to our show, and they're all on our page. So, no one else will know anything anything I just said, but it is true. So, there you go. At least you're hoping. Yeah, no. I don't fuck. I called you on that. I've been meaning to ask you all day long. Yeah. Thanks for picking now, Pumpkin. Appreciate it. God.
Well, you brought up concert. It sparked up the little light bulb in my head. And I went, oh, wait. I was going to ask you that. So, why not just wait and ask you while you're talking? Yeah, that's perfect. And you see who called right, what did I say who would call right when I was on the phone? Oh, did your mom call? Yeah, absolutely. Jesus Christ. That's why I play in airplane mode that no one can call my ass. Okay, fuck. Par for the course. All right, so now that we've delved into Cole's personal psyche, hey, great news, we've got to watch Cole have a meltdown in the air. Perfect meet.
Hey, there's a lot of people that say that they cry during the song, too. Well, and that's just it. That tells you how good it is. You're not the only one. Imagine that. I mean, I didn't cry. Well, of course you didn't fuck off. I'm serious. That personality stayed quacking up the other one. No shit. The other one came to party. No shit. Awesome. The slut game, but the fucking emotional one stayed home. Good. Neat. Okay. Let's go on with... Which one would you rather have, the emotional one or the slut one? What the fuck do I care? Obviously, I can't control myself. We'll be fine. All right.
Jesus. Well, you know, what a great show, and it's been a good evening. I think I'm going to go and go. I'll give you the questions. Oh, stop it. Take her away. No. They actually want to hear your opinions. Well, they get to hear my opinions. No, all of it. Like, non-stop. Okay, you read it and I'll give my... Okay. No, because I'm going to read it and I'm going to leave and just let you go. Then you'll be unabated. Go for it. Fuck. I'll bumble my ass through it.
No, because you've got to be able to be live and I can't call my mom and i can't take your phone okay all right so darn it actually so this this okay so the question the first question we're gonna do i picked this question because uh specifically i feel like it is a tremendous opportunity for a learning lesson here okay and because i i know in my own gut when I read this question what the writers were hoping for and I wasn't going to let them get off the hook that easy. Because I think there's more in my opinion there's more to it than that. So we are big fans of the show. Thank you very much.
Hope hope you still are after this we wanted to ask you how to handle an embarrassing situation we were having a play date with another couple uh we are same room full swap and we were all naked and playing okay my husband was having sex doggy style with her that'd be the wife by accident he hit the wrong hole she moaned and said pound it hard so he did her husband was fishing with me looked over and realized they were having anal sex and lost it it was against their rules which we had discussed uh this caused a huge fight between them and the husband uh freaked out and asked us to leave and now they won't talk to us and we don't even know why they're mad at us help wrong hole in wisconsin so how do they not know what they did wrong well and and that's why I wanted to read this, because this is, when I reached out to them, okay, because, and I fished.
I fished, but I didn't give away my viewpoint on it, right? Right. Because I wanted to understand their thought process.
Their thought process is, since she said pounded harder, it it was her fault she should have said stop because he it went in the wrong hole he stopped and she said pounded harder so he instead of going sorry he just stopped and then he just did he know he was in the wrong hole he knew he was in the wrong hole okay he he's now here's what's funny the first time when the first email i got well he didn't realize it but then i was like well yeah he did he did actually know and then we tried to go to the whole thing of like well they've been drinking and and then we were trying to bounce around the fact but their logic their thought process is that the issue is between the other husband and wife that it's her fault she broke the rules and then also that actually they they somewhat feel like Thank you.
is between the other husband and wife that it's her fault she broke the rules and then also that actually they somewhat feel like that was wrong that they got thrown out and that they're even vaguely pissed at them in any way, shape, or form. They feel like they should be the ones to be pissed because the other couple fucked up is their thought process. There's only one person out of all that that should be pissed off. Who's that? The wife. Which wife? The innocent one. The innocent wife. Okay, yes. Gotcha. I agree with that. The husband-ish. Okay. Go ahead with your thought. Of the one...
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They should be upset right right wife did nothing wrong husband was upset right but everybody knew the rules right and and i reemphasize that because that was the thing i said so you guys had talked about the rules and and yes one of the rules was no anal sex they didn't do anal and to a degree I about the rules and and yes one of the rules was no anal sex but they didn't do anal so and to a degree i agree that off the bat look she if that's your rule you should say that nope stop whatever look hitting the wrong hole happens there's people floating around right now they can tell stories about me being drunk and doing that right okay yep but by the wrong hole happens.
There's people floating around right now that can't tell stories about me being drunk and doing that. Right? Okay. Yep. But by the same token, if he knew, one, it blows my mind. I get getting caught up in the moment. Okay?
But, I mean, why if that wasn't crossing somebody's lines you stop even if she says pound it you still turn to the husband say are you okay with this and set your rules yeah yeah or at least say at least say to her wait wait a minute i thought this was against the rules right out of out of i mean because here's the deal if she's like fucking revved up about it you can pull it out and put it back in if she's really revved up about it but to to to not but to try to act like it's it's my thing is is i'm really questioning how much of an accident it was i mean i guess it guess it might have been an accident, but there was no hesitation to take full advantage of that situation.
You know what I mean? I don't understand if that's a hard rule. There's plenty of times that a guy's tried to go from behind, and trust me, with a strap on it, it's freaking hard. I can't even imagine. Well, I can't imagine because I've tried it and went, oh, wow, oh, okay. It's way lower than I thought. Anyway. So when I got, I've had many guys, not many, but you know what I mean. Dicks everywhere, dicks.
More time than not, a guy is like inched towards my ass because you know where it's at you know what it feels like right and then you go oop wrong hole right and that's always my response i don't give a shit who right yeah to to get it all the way in if if you are adamant that that is off limits adamant something's gonna be said should should be said what it makes me wonder is did the did the gal that was taking the doggies out was it how much it was an accident on her part how much of it was caught up in the moment how much of it there's a lot of gray area in this to me i you know and so it's i just sit there and i go okay one should you blow up and cause a scene no i mean but you know the the thing is is if you break if you and i out, and I'm only saying you in this case because it was the girl that broke the rule, and you break a rule that isn't a big thing with us, that discussion needs to take place between you and I on the way home, and it's going to.
We've had those things where we had a miscommunication, and that fight took place in the car ride home it didn't take place in front of everybody else no one else needs to be a part of that situation because it was our rule it was broke it was our miscommunication it was our whatever it's our problem to deal with so i can understand being upset but i it's not okay to to to fucking make everybody else in the room feel uncomfortable but i think it's asinine to to be surprised that the husband is a little bit pissed at at the husband that accidentally put it in when you had just discussed those rules look if they hadn't said if they had never said there was any rule against against anal and it happened and and she's like fucking pounded hard and you're fucking going to town i would have kept going to town if there'd been no discussion and then he flips out well that's on him wait a minute we didn't know i can't read your fucking mind right but if you had specifically discussed it and and i asked the gal i said how many rules do they have because again trying to play devil's advocate here you know some couples have like pages upon like sheldon cooper number of pages right okay and you're just like overwhelmed because there was 8 000 fucking 8 000 fucking pages no they had like five i mean you know there It's just know basic rules protection uh you know no anal you know couldn't no coming in in in her mouth so it wasn't like these rules where there are tons and tons of rules they wouldn't know and it really is shitty so okay so i'm fucking uh missing comments all over the place here uh uh there Beth put, there is no way she didn't know he was in her butt.
You know when there's something up your bum. Well, there's no doubt in my mind she knew it. Yeah. She knew it. She just didn't say anything. Yeah, she just didn't say anything. Amy put, oh, my God, those books of rules. And And I mean, if that was the case, then I could understand, because some couples, not just new couples, they have all these rules, but then they don't prioritize them. I can tell you in the years of being in the lifestyle, almost 11 years, most of the time when anal comes up. it's usually a pretty hard rule. And it's usually like one of the first ones.
It's not like, you know, we go through this, no kissing, don't touch your forearm. Hey, no licking on the knees. You know, let's get going. Oh, wait. By the way, don't fuck her in the ass. No, that's not how that works. It's usually like our biggest rule is no anal. I mean, now granted, everybody's different. We're not trying to pigeonhole anybody, but it's not like that's a small thing.
Now, the question I fucked up because the question I should have asked them, and I i would have was is anal against their rules because like for with us it is right i'm not anymore now it's like well if you want to i don't care go ahead you know whatever i just don't yeah but i mean the the thing is but you know because i would i would put i would bet money i would bet fucking money that eno's probably against their rules too but you know that didn't affect them so they didn't care i i just i don't know i don't know you know to a degree though if she says pound it harder, or pound it hard, or whatever she said.
Go, Speed Racer, go. Then that could be giving permission. Granted, the husband didn't know, but maybe that was like one of their silent rules. If it's okay, then let him. I don't know. Here's the thing. She didn't do a real good job of being stealthy about it if she didn't want him to find out. Yelping pound it harder to draw attention to is probably not the best way to keep it. I just, look, to the wrong hole in Wisconsin, you need to understand that you had a part to play in this. Okay, so you cannot just take this whole thing and put it off on the other couple. Yes.
The dude should have kept that. I mean, granted, we all get pissed off and you get pissed off and you lose it sometimes, but yeah. Okay. And it doesn't surprise me.
He asked him to leave because to be honest with you, I probably would have asked the other couple leave because I probably would have said Dude We just talked about this But she said But we just talked about this You know I mean What I never would have played with him again The trust factor would have been there You can't trust him to follow through with any of the rules yeah i mean it's just i don't know but you can't it people the way this shit works it takes two to tango it seriously is there are two or in lifestyle three four five ten however whatever large number it's more than one person it's very very rarely is a situation all one person's fault there's usually things there's enough blame to go around there's at least opportunity to look at how something was dealt with and and find ways to improve upon it right so here's my question to you what should they do now what should what should wrong hole what should wrong hole in wisconsin do now besides work on his target practice thank you thank you very much admit your mistake see i think so too i i think you send him a note because you You realized, whatever case may be, that you were in the wrong hole.
Even if you inserted it, you could jump back and go, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. That's one of your rules. That feels different. But you stuck it in, and she goes, no, bang it harder, and you just kept going. Well, she must have changed her rules.
I mean, the wife is really to blame on a lot of it because she let it happen because you know yeah it's like that's it you you know and yes you don't even have to insert it you know where the dick tip is touching you that it's not going to go in the right hole wait a minute wait a minute wait nope lower Well, and that's, what's funny now is that the couple that, the sticky now are almost getting defensive about it. And the thing is, the best thing to do is say you're sorry and move on or just drop it. Let it go and fucking learn from it.
The other couple, the sticker or the receiver, whatever, you guys need to sit and talk about your roles more. This is a case study example. This is a perfect example of what happens when a couple is not on the same page. This kind of shit right here is the exact reason why a lot of couples play alone. Let's see. Amy, absolutely the wife is to blame. Yeah. Well, yeah.
She absolutely, the wife, the sticker, the one that got poked, she absolutely put everybody up, put that whole situation to play when she could have and should have quickly immediately stopped it no matter what should have stopped it right then and there and by not created this whole fucking issue but oh my god if this doesn't teach you why you have to communicate and make sure you're on the same fucking page because obviously wifey poo likes anal sex apparently apparently likes it well you know what you might want to talk about that before there's a dick in there because that can create a problem just fucking saying you know we got all kinds of good comments going through her.
We had a situation, Shannon, we had a situation a bit like this. No anal was discussed prior to play. Then during play, male party attempted anal with Leanne. She stopped it and play continued, and it was discussed later. Leanne waved me off that she had it handled. Okay, and again, there's a good example. She had it handled.
She of it but as you said there hadn't been it hadn't been discussed initially i have to tell you to me as a guy i would never just make the assumption that you know it's like there's a lot of things that's like okay yep that's probably good to go the butt just is one of those things that it's not to me that that's that's a that's a real permission But again, there was the proper way to handle it. It was discussed later. She took care of it. It was discussed later. No problem.
Jason found out after the divorce and my ex ignored the no anal rule fairly regularly and was apparently one of the last ones at the party to find out about it. And that sucks. Oh, that sucks ass. That sucks ass. That, fucks ass. That sucks ass. Get it. Thank you. I'll be here all week. No, but I mean that, and there again, and I'm going to touch on another part of that in a second, why that's part of the big thing. Mike, agreed with Amanda. The wife bears responsibility here to poke her. Also, they should have honored the rules since he knew them ahead of time.
Granted, though, if she said to go for it, but should have done honorable thing. Exactly. And Mike, you're exactly right as well. Because when she said, go ahead and go, or, you know, hard or whatever the fuck, he should have turned to the husband and said, she says it's okay. Is that okay? Right. And that's where, this is where we're supposed to be adults, and an adult would turn and say, is this okay? Or confirm with her, or with him, or with both. A little kid would be like, well, the sitter said I could have candy, fuck it, yink, and just go for it. I mean, that's immature on his part.
You're like, well, I know what the rule is, but she said fucking rip that shit up. But sometimes you want to trust what they're telling you. Well, when it comes to sticking your dick places you don't trust. It's always better to check. This is like cutting a board. Measure twice, cut once. Ask twice, fuck once. You will never go wrong confirming. It's like, oh, you can come in my mouth. And before we say, okay, so you're saying it's all right for me to come in your mouth. Yes, that will never do you wrong.
But if you misheard it and you fucking blow a load down our fucking throat or his throat, whatever the case may be, and you don't have permission, you have problem measure twice cut once ask twice fuck once that's always gonna be the that's always gonna be the rule of thumb and yes the honorable thing that's that's huge part of it uh here is yeah and amy has it right absolutely should be adults unfortunately not always the case uh when fucking is involved and here here's another uh part and i'm not a doctor nor do i play one on tv just just saying but uh i know that there can be concerns about cleanliness going from from asked a badge correct protection plays into it there there about cleanliness going from ass to badge, correct?
Protection plays into it. Look, there's a lot of things that can go into that whole process that, again, that's why communication is so important. You know, and I think that it's, wow, yeah, awesome. It's just, it's just one of those things. So I, you know, the assumption, God, don't assume, don't assume, but again, so yeah, and it's not totally like cutting boards like cutting boards, which is true. But ask twice. You will never, never go. You know why most people don't want to ask twice? Seriously? Because they're afraid they're not going to get the answer they want.
And it's like, yeah, but I want to. But if she or he says no, then the consent thing plays in in because what do we know about consent yes means yes all the way up to it doesn't matter where you're at in the process when the word stop or no comes in that stops it ends it and by asking to some people by asking well you might not get the answer you want to hear well that's the thing it's called being a person and and human and not being a fucking you know tool bag that's how that works very true I don't know.
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We have covered the emotional gauntlet on this show, haven't we? No, I'm waiting for you to hit up what happened Friday. After you changed the light bulb? No, fuck. I almost died. It was horrible. So in our house, the ceiling's hurt 17 feet tall. I don't fucking know why. Anyways, and so there's a light bulb in our bedroom, and it's above our bed.
And so even standing on the bed, I need a little reachy grabby thing to change it right so i'm changing it was one of those those pigtail ones you know whatever it broke a tip of it broke i thought i had it all cleaned off no worries so okay great so saturday morning uh saturday morning yeah saturday morning yeah uh she's in there laying around taking pictures and doing what she does. Being naked and showing titties. Because I lay around taking pictures. Yeah, she rolls around fucking whatever. And so I get all frisky and hop on her and we're fucking, we're going to town. E-e-e.
And all of a sudden look down because she's like, what's wet on me? And it's, well, it wasn't me yet. And there was a giant pool of blood on the bed. And we're looking around going. I the fuck she doesn't have those anymore we know it's not that and i get up and there's blood running down my leg and i had managed to cut one because i'm old so i had one of those little capillary blood vessel things popping out and i managed to cut it perfectly it was bleeding out so she almost killed me i almost died during sex was horrible i didn't kill you going to do? Drown from all the blood? Maybe.
I about bled out for Christ's sake. That was really gross. I had a feeling I ruined my bedspread, though. Probably did. Get another one. Yeah, it was hot. Thank God it's old. Need an upgrade. Not me. Well, I am, too. My skin bleeds a little glass. It was just blood running. You wiped it up just running. I was gushing all over the fucking place. All right. The gauntlet of emotions. At least we know that you're alive. Yeah, I know. Alive, she cried a feast of friends. By the way, whoever sends in gets that, maybe we'll do a shirt for that. So we'll do it again. Say it again.
Alive, she cried a feast of friends. You say that all the time.
I do because it's one of my idols anywho all right so how question number two and go uh yeah no i did not i didn't finish oh he's bleeding what do you mean mike did he asked me if i finished no i was bleeding out for christ i almost died it was it was like it was like period sex but it was out of my leg it was weird that was gross um it was right above his knee yeah and and it just kind of like stopped everything because it was had my hip covered in blood and i'm just like okay this is gross but you did i i helped you along after like half hour later after we bandaged me up and got me to quit bleeding that was awesome hey that was hot that's why we don't fuck on saturday mornings all right question what to do with it question two god i ain't changing more light bulbs uh okay hey hi hey house party question i thought this was a really good question actually uh we love house parties and we're excited to do our first one that's awesome The question we have is about numbers.
We made a list of... We love house parties, and we're excited to do our first one. That's awesome. The question we have is about numbers. We made a list of who we want to invite, but we have an extra guy. Not everyone has met each other, but we are not concerned about behavior, but rather if having an extra guy would be awkward or uncomfortable.
By the same token, we don't want to leave our friend out crazy times in the big apple i actually thought that was kind of an interesting question because okay so let's in interest of full disclosure we have put on hotel takeovers we've put on house we put on campground takeovers we've put on every type of party except a house party. We've never put on a house party. A painting party. So, yeah. So, I mean, so it's like, okay, you know, that is an interesting question.
As I read it, what really I thought was interesting was, I didn't't think about it before but it's like having the single guy there and when we've been to house parties it's always been couples paired up so the girls are already going amy and hillary are already going extra guys come in handy hillary agrees well you have your threesome okay right now that's two ladies saying that which i get that okay now no no in full disclosure i i'm the type of guy no i think i think it's i think it's fucking hot fucking you with another guy or having a threesome like that doesn't faze me in the least not every guy is no your your boyfriend's a perfect example right well i mean seriously i'm not i'm not ripping it just it's it's the whole thing there so but i can see how you know yes if you have people there that are interested in threesomes or whatnot rock on but we've been to house parties though yes that guys.
Yes. And I don't remember seeing anybody left out by any stretch. No, and I mean, I don't think anybody, I could see, I don't think anybody necessarily is going to leave anybody out, but now here's an interesting question.
Okay, so Mike said an extra guy should not be a problem make sure everyone knows and he understands his role exactly uh and then patrick but i would say get the other couple's approval first true and now that's an interesting thing because here's the thing if if you had hypothetically some couples that were really there are some couples that are very much opposed to singles, whether it be single males or single females. True. Granted, so I think there's a value of sharing or letting the information be known.
And I think how you introduce is a really big part of it, that this is our good friend, so that people hey this is you know just like you're our friends he's our friend also so that everybody knows hey it's all cool i i think that it's also an advantage if you make sure that you know i'm not a big one on games or icebreakers right i really don't Because usually we walk in, I'm scoping out where I want to go first. Okay. It's a buffet. Amy has a good point. What's that? Not just threesome. Penis can be funny and stop working after a few fucks. Yes. So he can be a backup dick. Right.
Put me in codes, I'm bonerized. Which is very true, but by the same time, you don't want him to just feel like he only gets to come in if somebody else goes down with an injury How many parties have you been to though Where there isn't someone That's looking for an extra male True So I don't think it's that he'd be left out Because well if anything he has the host Well and that's just it And I think And I think also think that it's all, presentation goes a long way.
And I think if the host does, stunt cock, I also stunt dick, stunt cock, I also think how you introduce them is going to be very important. Yeah.
This is where, okay, so a good thing with this question is where it comes up with remember your your job even though a house party one of the we were just talking about this on our walk today how with a house party it's kind of awesome because you still can get to play you still get to you still get to be a part like sometimes with our big events we're running around we don't get to hook up right but the house part you're supposed to still get to hook up that's part of the whole cool part of it but i think if you if you introduce you you keep in mind that people can have a pre-deceived preconceived excuse me notion of what a single female or male is like or can be as the title single if you introduce them so that they understand hey no they're cool you know i think that that goes a long long way you know if you know a couple has an issue with a single don't necessarily invite that couple that's that's your attendees that's really good too and that's that's a really great point also that's a that's a great point also is as a house if you're putting a house party you should you should you know know what what's that what who complain about being on the bench as long as they get a hit a home run in the end well no no one's gonna complain if but what if nobody what if nobody goes down we got all done Game over over yeah thanks for coming you know here's the clean up the condoms I don't know no I mean I get it part of this is don't overthink it I mean for one is really part of it but I have to give them kudos there's a way to invite the single male saying there's a chance you might not get to play or let it be known well i'm gonna tell you to fucking pound saying because i'm not gonna go sit there and watch other people fuck look i can i can grab my phone watch porn for five minutes jack off and go to the fucking bar or some shit some people like to watch only for so long i don't want to sit there for four hours just slowly stroking it waiting to fucking blow a nut I only have one of them.
I don't want to blow it up. Anticipation. Blue nut. Nothing sexier than blue ball. Excuse me. Is that a blue ball? Yes, it's icy. Here's the thing. To a degree, don't overthink it, right? But I think it's cool. I think it is cool that they are thinking about it at least least. Because that tells me that they want to make sure that their party is a success. Do you remember one time we had a question about house parties? And the big question was about snacks. Yeah. Their number one concern was about fucking snacks. Yeah. Okay? And look, it's not to take... That was a long time ago.
Yeah, this was like three years ago. It's not to take away that snacks aren't important at a house party, because, you know, who doesn't want a good snack? But if you had to prioritize between the couple that's worried about making sure everybody feels comfortable and included in the sex versus making sure the snacks are right, which is the better house party? I'm going with the one. You can't do it when you're hungry. I'm going with the one that actually gives a fuck more about making sure everybody's comfortable with the sex. Hillary has a good point.
Would they put this much thought in dividing a single female? Okay, see, this is where Cole can make all kinds of fucking jokes and at which point in time he gets all kinds of hate mail. Okay, I'm going to say honestly, probably not excuse me part of the reason why they wouldn't is because the overall consensus of a single of a female being there is way different look this is a fucking pathetic sad reality of the lifestyle right it is if there's an extra chick there if she'll eat pussy, that's hot and sexy as fuck. And everybody's going to be like all on board.
Have a bi guy go by himself to a party and let it be known he's bi. Half the dudes in there are going to be like, oh, you're not touching my dick. Well, he knows that he's not stupid. He's bi, not retarded.
There's a difference so so you wouldn't have to put as much thought in it with with a female which you should because we all know that a female can come in and just be fucking screaming ass batshit crazy and and you know she uses the power of the vag to come in and fucking suck in everybody's fucking soul and leaves all fucking no i'm just kidding see now I'm still gonna get hate mail see how that works out so is that why I'm invited no but I mean that but the thing is is kudos don't overthink it but kudos for at least fucking somewhat given a little bit of thought is there a good comments you're not looking at me anymore you're just like you're about drama um from which ones uh sucks i was that guy i've always had great snacks at parties okay look and snacks are important now let's, I don't want, this cannot be misconstrued.
This is very important. Don't be the one at the house party that has just like moldy bread and some fucking pieces of cheese. You want decent snacks. Okay? Spend a little bit of Jack and get some decent snacks. We've been to house parties that didn't have any snacks. Little Smokies, some crackers and cheese, some shit to offset the booze. Go ahead and get the good Coke. Get like the name brand sodas for mixers, okay? Don't go fucking getting the fucking, don't save a few bucks and get the fucking, you know. Don't be in high maintenance, bitch. No names.
Look, spend the buck 89 that says Coke or Pepsi for the mixer versus the fucking $0.68 that says cola. Okay? Because it does make a difference. So... We get new cheese balls? Yeah, cheese balls. Snacks are important. Double eggs. No, double eggs. Snacks. Shasta. Snacks are important. Okay? Shasta, yum. Because look, here's the deal. If there's nothing good to eat between rounds, well, that could be a party killer. This is more important to me now than it used to be, because it used to be between times because I smoked.
So it used to be, fuck, I didn't go have a cigarette, and I didn't care about food. I just wanted to have a cocktail, and then I'd go have a cigarette. Pretty much as long as I have a cocktail, I'm probably pretty good anyways.
But now, instead instead of when we're going to have a smoke i'm going to go cruising through the fucking kitchen and fucking you know so i mean a nice cheese ball is kind of good just saying like the cheese spread thing i mean olives on the stick oh or those little fucking uh that the pickles when wrapped in the cheese or wrapped in the ham with the uh What's in the brownies? Broccoli. You know? Those are pretty good. I'd eat the broccoli. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, so I mean, you know, just don't get all chintzy on us or anything, but I mean, you know. What? There's nothing wrong with that.
We want to make sure protein shakes. Yeah, protein shakes. Yeah, I mean. Hey, now we've been to a house party with a pastry chef. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, that's some snacks. Had to work that shit off. No shit. It's going to be a little bit.
protein shakes yeah protein shakes yeah i mean now we've been to a house party with a pastry chef yeah oh yeah that's some had to work that shit off no shit so i mean you know but remember keep it light and keep me hungry and like i say just you know i love the pickle things too yeah those are fucking those are a good fuck food i mean i don't tell my mom that she makes them for the holidays, but they really are. So keep it. And if you get, like, Jell-O and shit, you know, if you have something that you have Cool Whip, then you can use that for multiple things. Yeah, I want that.
See, everybody does. That's sweet. We have good. I want finger Jell-O. If you invite us to a house party, it's been years, but I used to love finger Jell-O. Alcoholic or not? Oh, now, see, now there's a great idea.
If I could pick up rum with my fingers well i'll be damned wouldn't that just makes extra plain gelatin in with it i think i really haven't tried it okay so this week at the snodgrass household up next is how man if i could walk around with fucking eat fuck food made hillary spit out beer you know what that's you know all right i said i want everybody to send in and we'll read this on the air we want people to send in your favorite fuck snacks or your go-to fuck yeah your go-to fuck food not that you'll fuck not like but like nom to eat to eat or during if you can eat and fuck at the same time god love you and i would i could i just choose not look i want it to be duly known and if you don't believe me you can sample and try i can i can fuck especially if you're a dog i can fucking still drink rum and coke and not spill a drop i promise you I will not spill a fucking drop Didn't we try that one time?
Yep And I can do that It used to be a beer But anybody can do that with a beer Because the beer's only got a little hole But I can Recess pieces of my hotel party snack Fuck yeah You didn't bring anything away So But yeah So if you want to try it If you want to try it We can Call me up We'll set fuck. We'll have rum. We'll have Coke. We'll have a party. You know you're running out of time, right? Ah, fuck. Yeah, I am. Okay, with that being said, Jesus Christ, because I've got to give shouts out. You give a shout out to the new one. Why? So we say it right. That's why. Promescent. Yep.
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