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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your sunburned host with the most, slightly bruised, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hey, as someone reminded me of my lines this weekend. Yeah, no shit. So we are here to tantalate, tantalate, and otherwise alleviate and fucking fuck shit up and make shit up and go.
So today is going gonna be a fun fucking show because this is a recap show kids it's recap time to the greatest fucking party around crazy summer nights but first but wait this is season four episode guess what episode it is you have any idea i have no idea i do i know No, you'd think that I would miss this number. It is 169. Plus, I looked before we did this. I wrote it down. You cheater. Fuck yeah, I cheat. I'm not stupid. So, anywho. I'm kidding. Anyways, so real quick, let's give a paid shout-out. Fucking A. Shout-out to our paid sponsors. We're going to add a new one next week, I believe.
Anyways, but for the time being, you know what? Here's the deal. Three million swingers can't be wrong. Do you want all the latest, greatest information about the lifestyle, the movers, shakers, and whatnot? Then you need to be reading asnlifestylemagazine.com. Check them out. We have ads in there. We're in there. We're going to be at their award show we're going to present, but check them out. This is where smart swingers get all their information, so check those out. Now, also- So dumb swingers can't? No, dumb swingers can't read. So also, now, if you're a dumb swinger, we'll help you.
We'll learn you. Anywho, so also, for all of you listening around the country and around the world, here's the reality. Do you want something, you want your beef to taste better? Where should you get information on how to make your meat taste better? Should you make your, get your beef to taste better from, I don't know, Oregon? Hmm, no. How about, I don't know, New York? Hmm. No. You guys have great meat there and all. Don't get me wrong. But if you want to get the best fucking meat rub in the world, you're going to get it from a Nebraska company. That's right.
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That's what we do. Okay. So, here's the deal. So, we just got done. We got some, by the way, for those of you who don't know what we do, we do this in front of our live, live Facebook group, secret Facebook group, CasBank. Shh. Don't tell the others. So, they'll be adding in, chiming in, and a whole lot of the fuckers that are there are crazy fuckers who are part of the Casbah Army. You're going to hear that more and more and start looking for CASBA army gear everywhere. Because guess what? You can be in the other groups, and that's great. That's neat. That's cute.
Or you can be in the fucking Swinger army, which is a CASBA army. Just saying. Anyways, but we are going to talk about the greatest party of the summer that just completed. Where would that be? Where would that be? That would be at Crazy Summer Nights. Fuck you, Phil.
Yes, that's going behind us we did now yeah phil phil uh phil's joining us phil is actually i was gonna talk you i'm gonna pull like you do kim at this point in time you're you're going early in the script fucker i was gonna talk about them phil's from phil's from the east coast not you i was talking to phil that's why i said phil Oh. I'm hassling Phil right now. Direct to direct to Phil. Oh, I thought you were making fun of me. No, I'm just looking at you for the camera. We're also live and we're also on Facebook. So, anyways. Wait, what? We are? I don't know. Whatever.
Who fucking knows what's going on? It's fucking Tuesday night we're recording because I'm still fucking tired from this weekend. Oh, I have yet to catch up. Because it kicked ass and took fucking names.
Kick kick it was the shizz nizzle so crazy summer nights i do because i'm fucking almost 50 which we'll talk about that in a little bit too so this was our my birthday weekend celebrate celebration i was uh the birthday princess for the weekend and it was himself a princess fuck yeah i did with you have a pretty boy pretty boy pretty hair what yes i did i did actually there'll be pictures pictures floating around of me drunk there is a picture of you in a tiara never mind yes there is and i want to say to the young lady who let me wear that tiara thank you anyways uh yeah let's just okay so i'll put the highlight out here right off the bat we have been doing events now for five years we've been doing big events for five years right correct here's the deal in all those events over the course of five years i have fucked or played at at three of those events in five years and this being it was the third one and the other one one of the other ones was my birthday weekend at crazy summer nights also so crazy summer nights is a place where cold gets lucky just saying you know that sounds like typical swinger story there but anyway so what we're going to talk about we're going to talk about and then everything was perfect talk about getting laid not not getting laid yeah yeah no yeah no So this is, but we're going to talk about, we're going to talk about, and then everything was perfect.
They talk about getting laid, not getting laid. Yeah, no doubt. So this is, but we're going to recap because we had a fucking blast with 136 of our very closest friends came and partied with us. We broke the campground record, and thank you, Amy, and broke the campground record for the most people they've had, and then we're going to talk about what we're going to do and what's going on next. But first, shall we? What do you want to talk? Where do we want to start? There's so much fucking... Look, there is so much kick-assery going on. Start from the beginning. Wow. So...
Or do you want to hit the highlight? The nice thing is... I don't care. We go from the beginning. We're starting to start. Because we got there a day early so we can get everything in order. Which actually what that means is we were fucked two days earlier than that trying to get everything together. Oh my God. Okay. I was doing so much cooking. Okay, so first we need to give a shout give a shout-out. We've got lots of shout-outs to give. We've got shout-outs to give. Give a shout-out to Beth and Alex. Yeah.
Beth and Alex, they had a minivan, and they had their own stuff, and then we, like, just Don't live too far away from us.
No, and we commandeered it, and we stuffed that fucker full of more stuff like hey we have this we have this well they were nice this is the midwestern way they were like hey is there anything we can help you with and we're like and we said it without giggling to him yes well maybe why don't you come over and bring the minivan at which point in time then we to bring stuff out if we didn't have room and thank god because the car was so jam-packed full it wasn't funny enough to where we stopped at a gas station on the way i need to get my charger out of the trunk and you go okay i said go ahead and pop the trunk and i go out to the trunk it was like fucking sesame street the doors are open shit's flying out it was it was awesome back seat was completely Yeah, so we get out there, and we were in a new place.
We were in a new place we were in new locations came around we were right up front so we have the big cottage in back but we were right up front so when you walk through the pearly gates when you walk when you came through to the clothing optional natural pines the first fucking thing you saw you understood quickly very quickly that you know what it's our house and it's our fucking world and welcome to the world of casbah and the casbah army because first thing you saw was a big middle our big middle finger flag crazy casbah and our crazy casbah banner right off the bat but real quick i want to stop here first i want to get this in early right now why people are still listening okay i want to give a huge shout out to, uh, several of our sponsors for the event.
Okay. Because here's the deal. We are able to do these things and do more and more things because of our corporate sponsors. And some of our corporate sponsors are not, some of them were big companies. Okay. Like Cassidy. Thank you, Cassidy. Uh, we'll edit that out probably whatever. I don't. We're not going to, though. Cassidy was a huge sponsor for us. We also had ASN Magazine was a big sponsor for us. We also had, I don't know if I'm fucking. Forbidden. Forbidden Omaha was a huge sponsor for us. And then we also, so those are some of the big, those are big company sponsors for us.
But we also then had, we had individuals and their companies. We had Dixon Trucking was a big sponsor for us. We had Frontier Farms was a big sponsor for us. We had, why all of a sudden am I fucking being completely moronic? Smoking Meats Barbecue Treats. Yeah, we had Smoking Meats Barbecue Treats was a sponsor for us. And the reason I wanted to give a shout out to all those people is because Cassie sent a lot of stuff for us to give out.
ASN did a bunch of shirts for us to give out to all those people is because uh Cassie sent a lot of stuff for us to give out ASN had us did a bunch of shirts for us to give out to people uh that we forgot to take pictures because we're stupid yeah please put if you got one of them got the ASN shirts put it on there uh but not only then like Smokin' Meat you know and Frontier Farms and Dixoning, not only did they sponsor their lifestyle people that were there, but then they also helped. They all sponsored different things on our poker walk, which we'll talk about in a minute.
And instead of just going, okay, we sponsored, now you do your own thing, they worked their tables. They wanted to. They enjoyed working their tables. We had volunteers out there, people that stepped up to volunteer uh a big shout out to cliff uh he stepped up and he worked one of our our shot tables cliff and jeanette worked one of our shot tables for us oh it was just cliff on that one yeah but jeanette helped in the kitchen help cooking and cooking and cleaning up food in the kitchen.
We had Doug, who is a regular out at the Natural Pines, who helped and took over running the Cornhole Tournament for us. We had other volunteers that just jumped in to help wherever. Again, Beth and Alex on all kinds of stuff. Look, anytime we needed help with something, we didn't have to ask. People just jumped in. It was the Midwest way. And then also I want to give a huge shout out to, obviously, the MILF sponsored by Connection Travel. Still drunk.
Connection Travel came out and we're going to talk about the MILF contest and the Upside Down Pineapples came with them and broadcast that live and that exposure coming all the way from the East Coast to hang with us we'll see you next time. at the MILF contest and the Upside Down Pineapples came with him and broadcast that live and that exposure coming all the way from the East Coast to hang with us was incredible. I want to give a huge shout out to Sunshine from Sex Talk with Sunshine. She came out and hung out with us. I totally fanboyed and she gave me a calendar.
But no, she came out and got to... She came out and hung out with us and partied with us. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki came out and talked to us. So you have Sex Talks with Sunshine. She is from Maryland. The Upside Down Pineapples and Milf is from Pennsylvania and Delaware. You had Nikki is from Kansas City.
Actually, I and yeah somewhere but uh again a jaunt these people all came a long ways to come party with us and that was you know that was awesome and and i have to tell you uh it's a huge compliment to me when people that put on events, which all those people put on events in their own areas say, Oh my God, your event was awesome. That's awesome. Now that's a huge compliment.
The biggest compliments obviously though, are even other people that are coming out and that are everybody, our, our army, our people and, and come out and, and are saying how many things they got crossed off of bucket lists and how much fun they had and came out of their shell so we're gonna get to all this stuff so thursday uh there were several other people that come out on thursday also and if i'm missing anybody mark i was sad you missed it too uh so yeah if there was and I know there's a whole bunch of other people we missed, and I'm going to give, well, I better do it now while I'm thinking about it.
Also, a big shout out to John and Rhonda that own the Natural Pines. Yes. Because Rhonda and I spent lots of quality time on the phone, them moving things, making things work, getting things as we needed it, you know, just ass uh and and helping make the birthday and the event successful so look this shit the cool thing if this is why we're the army because an army it's where it's it's it takes everybody everybody has a job everybody every single person is important and everybody really uh really is is. And, yes, Danny did offer to help. Yeah, yeah. And I got to fuck you. Yeah.
That's a good way. Yeah, that's it. But the thing is, is everybody just being a part, and, my God, everybody offered to help. Anything, you know, hey, if you need anything, let us know. And on top of all of that, we did, we said bring, at least if everybody would bring a can of food to donate. Yeah. And we had a mountain of food because you know what? A whole lot of people didn't just bring a can of food.
They brought cans or several boxes or a bag of food or a i mean a case we had literally we filled a giant box uh and we had a giant stack two giant stacks of cans of food next to it that's gonna that the pines is gonna give to a local uh food bank in one of the small communities right around there. So here's the thing. This just shows you can have a... And look, there was a whole lot of fucking going on. Yeah, there was. A whole lot of drinking going on. A whole lot of partying and laughing and having fun going on. There was zero. Let me say that again.
136 people, a lot of them didn't know each other getting to know each other drinking getting naked having fun and zero issues yeah that's saying something that's awesome that's fucking that's us we did a vow renewal there were people getting remarried uh there was we'll get to that yeah you want to like go in order of stuff yeah so thursday night i do have to say this so normally uh this the the little cabin thing that we were in which was badass it was awesome except it yeah it doesn't have a bathroom and the reason that's important is because thursday morning about four in the morning and for the friday morning or friday morning but yeah yeah for those that were out there with tents sorry i'm gonna laugh because It's kind of funny.
All of a sudden, we heard the tink sound of raindrops. They were falling on the cabin and clab of thunder. You look out the window, there's a flag whipping. I'm like, I better go get that flag before it flies away. Pouring rain. All of a sudden, it just started going. It went straight up typhoon. This was at 4.30 in the morning. And I had to pee. And I'm like, well, here's the thing. I peed off the deck. Sorry, guys at the Pines. I peed off the deck. It is what it is. So then I came in, and I'm stripping my underwear off because the rain is blowing. It wasn't coming down. It wasn't sprinkling.
It wasn't like, oh, let's sing in the rain. It was like fucking, we're going to drown your ass type thing. Cleansing the earth, motherfuckers. Down and I was soaked. Somebody else had to pee also. And she wouldn't just take her butt off the dog. It was the dog so it was a blow on it so when when i went back into bed and opened the curtain as i watched her run i got lucky it massively like pretty much quit there was like some sprinkles so i had on my sand the stairs because I slipped. Which would have been funny as fuck. I ran across the street.
And I laid in bed and opened the curtains and looked out and giggled my fucking ass off as she went sprinting across the street. So the next morning when people are coming out, most of the tents were pretty okay. One had a lot of water. I was up for the day. I didn't go back to sleep. I played on my phone. Then I went back and grabbed a cup of coffee. And then there were some other people. Yes, Misty, you did make it random.
And we'll get to that story too then you know there was people sitting in there that had the tent that got two inches and notice we're laughing with you that most important. We love you. Yeah. So, but then when the people started to come, and here's what was so cool. So, to make sure there was enough space, all the tents had to be doubled up in spaces. And I have to tell you, I was nervous about it. And there were people that were nervous about it. But talk about an instant icebreaker. It was so funny. Now, mind you, we had people coming in again.
We talked about the folks coming in from the East Coast, all over the place. We also had people coming in from Texas, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Illinois, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Virginia, Wyoming. Yeah. We had people coming from all over. And here's a bunch of people that didn't know each other. But, you know, when you're setting up tents and the person next to you is setting up a tent, you start to talk. And when I saw people helping other people set up their tents. Fuck yeah, just setting up their tents, you know, because it was windy. It was pretty windy.
And so people helping each other helping each other and within you just as friday progresses the day went going because our activities really didn't start till friday evening and started going people already starting to hang out and starting to you're seeing people starting to share shots and having beers and starting to talk it was like a great instant icebreaker part of what makes that so cool is because again that's nothing that that we did that's that's just people that's people being cool with each other you know everybody's there for the same thing to have a good time and that's fucking awesome so uh you know we were all i i you have to understand i become Jojo the circus monkey at these events because I'm like my worst, like if you go drinking in a bar with me, my worst fear in the world is that you're not having fun, right?
So I'm like terrified about people not having fun.
So how I counter that fear is I drink and I make sure, and I i'm i'm like i'm in full full bore like we're we're gonna make sure people you are gonna laugh if you're around me wondering whether you can't help it but he was a little panicked are they having fun oh oh yeah dude the only time i ask more questions that is after i fucking hook up with somebody i'm like did you come are you sure did you come are you sure it's the same type of thing i'm like are you having fun are you having fun you know what i didn't actually ask i i'm basing on on some things that went on right after that yes but i'm just i don't yeah i hope so still talk to me the next day anyways but so but everybody and what's cool about crazy summer nights is what is fun is different for everybody.
There were some people that were having fun just chilling out in their tents, or in their campsite, just maxing around. There were some people that had fun because they were in the pool and all day long. Everybody's thing of fun is totally different out there, and that's awesome. So, yeah, and yes, you got to have the rum. That's right.
And thank you to everybody who was giving, thank you to everybody who gave me rum and booze for my birthday I appreciate it my liver hates you all but I love you and thank you everybody who kept giving me shots just saying so as Friday night progressed on we did a really cool meet and greet which you and Beth had worked on and come up with, uh, a scavenger hunt of people. By the way, there are all those people. Very few of them had, very few of them had, uh, upside down or had pineapple tattoos. There was only like two. We did find two, three people. Three? Yeah.
Later, some of them weren't at the actual scavenger hunt. Yeah. So, we... You know, it was like, you know, your typical who's been at the longest, who's been at the least, who traveled the farthest, who lives closest. But then we also had who can stand on one foot for a minute. Yeah. Find a guy that can sing at least six seconds of a Britney Spears song. Yeah. Do the Macarena.
Do the Macarena yeah what else was there Missy said that was fun that's good that was the point force you to go up to and ask people someone that speaks with an accent we happen to have one person that had a Hispanic accent. Yep, yep, that's right. And the alphabet backwards, that's right, that's another one. Yeah, like anybody can do that, but I threw that in there. But actually somebody did it. A couple people did it. Are you serious? Yeah, a couple people were able to do it. I'd have to write it down then. And one of our guys is a former law enforcement.
He's like, we don't actually do that. It was never actually a test. I didn't know that. Here's the thing. We had a two second go over the rules thing and that was all we that's all we and then we were off to the races with the shenanigans so uh yes do a yoga pose a lot of people came up to me for that one sign a man signed a man a body okay so cole spent a lot of time running and finding markers to ride all over Amanda. And everybody seemed to like that. Everybody seemed to. You had numbers written on you. Well, Misty wanted. She goes, can I share a picture with Chad of a signature on my body?
I'm like, yeah. That was. Everybody liked that. You were a Skittle. Yes. You were a Skittle. Everybody liked that. They thought that was fun. And it was fun the next day because i'd help you in the shower to clean clean it all off yeah that was funny too but so and and then we went we went well then i by then i was drinking it was it was my birthday celebration so uh and people really were just having fun the the friday nights at crazy winter night or crazy summer nights always seems to go later because everybody's still fresh.
Saturday night, man, it shuts down a little bit earlier because people have been out drinking, day drinking in the sun all day. So it's kind of funny. So Friday night, people are pretty fucking revved up. I can tell you this. At 1.34 in the morning, the sounds of moanings echoed throughout the campsite. I can also tell you, apparently at 2.34, there was still some going on, because I was still somewhere trying to figure out how to get back home, trying to get back to our cabin. I was in the room. Yeah. I did get up to make breakfast. Yeah.
So it was was fun so friday night then we we had done a a porn thing they had they had old porn playing and things got butterflied very very quickly uh so what you're talking about the the really cool thing is is that uh uh we had had it went instantly from no one was watching the porn on the tv because it started turning to real porn like live yeah yeah swinger event i mean i'm not gonna lie all of a sudden you know i was getting birthday blowjobs yeah right exactly two two yeah yep and there was uh officially uh midget porn that was on that was awesome we't give names, but that was fucking funny.
I can tell you this much. I have jack-off pictures. I mean, I have pictures for my own pleasure. Yeah, I know, because you were, yeah. You know what? I think we had the two shortest girls at Crazy. Really? Close. There was another short one in there, but two of us. Yeah, two two we had almost the entire we had almost the entire uh uh lollipop guild there but but that was uh that was that was hot and then uh i i at that point in time i got an invitation that people were kind dissipating, headed towards places to go, fuck. So what that means is everybody was having fun. Yes.
And what was funny is, so I got an invite to go to follow the light, find the light. Let's just say I got told to go find the, I was invited to go find the light and go party at a camper uh so this is one of those unique situations where i i had the invite i had the desire but the ability was kind of lacking just as coach i actually had a guy that says do you want to go fuck yeah well that right, because you weren't in there when I went there. You'd already left. I knew we were talking about the blinking light. Right. So I knew where to find you. But I'm just like, you care? Nope. All right.
You know, that's all it fucking takes. Yeah, ask. You'll be surprised if you ask your one fuck. So we did our thing, and then... Misty got flogged. I went and found you. We found me, yeah. So to get there, I went out of the building, and I was on a mission. I was on a mission from God. I needed to find the blinking light. I knew I needed to find the blinking light. It was very, very important to me. But, so, again, our good friends, our good friends, Cody and Amanda, and I think, I think. It wasn't until way later, though. No. Yes, no. You were busy off doing other shit.
And I think it was, I can't remember now. There was two other people with them. They were coming by, and I was standing there looking dazed and confused. No, that was later because the whole misty water fountain was before that. No, it wasn't. So I walked out of the building standing. Where the fuck was I? You were off with the guy that had said, you were off fucking. You didn't come back and find me in the building. So they came up and they were headed back to their tent. And Cody, God love him. He's like, hey, buddy, how are we doing? I look really good. I'm like, good.
He goes, what you looking for? I said, blinking lights. I needed blinking lights. And so they're like, oh, do you want some help? I'm like, okay. And so they actually actually guided me took me to the blinking lights and then they dropped me out because it was amanda and i don't remember who the other girl was because they took me because we were like skipping probably misty it was later she says it was later because she was telling me about it that was three o'clock in the morning no no this is when was getting over there. So I was there before you guys got there.
No, I know that, but you were sober when I got there. Anyway, so they helped me to get over there. And the thing is, they delivered me. And you know what? What good friends? How can you go wrong?
Not only do they sponsor the event, not only are they good they helped they delivered me and dropped me off at the correct camper and at the correct place where where i proceeded to to have fun where it was where it was a ton of fun when the fun didn't start until until afterwards i am because i was there so i remember that part after i went to bed that you had to go to the bathroom and it was no actually the bathroom that you got lost that's what you told no on the way after we were the last ones up and i was headed i headed that was sent i was headed on my way back to our place the sprinkler thing the next day no because that was like 10 or 11 o'clock at place the sprinkler thing what in the fuck oh yeah no yes that was that was way early i was there long after you guys had all left we were getting to you guys were all i was there before any of you guys got there i was there before was i not there before anyone well maybe i don't know okay never mind i just showed up at some point in time i found my way there no no it was she told me misty told me it was three o'clock in the morning that they probably back to that camp it probably was i guess but because it was because i went to bed by like midnight anyways all that matters is that that I was there at some point in time and I found my way home.
Luckily, thank God, for whatever it's worth, I know I had a great time. And I appreciate the invite. And I was loaded there. And that's where I had the crown picture on. So it was a good time. But somebody wanted to hear the sprinkler story. Well, and you can go ahead and you can tell that part because I was just watching. Danny has the greatest line right there. Absolutely. There's a lot going on there before you got there, but the days all rolled together. That is absolutely fucking true. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. That is so awesome. How have we been to this war? Thanks.
That is so awesome. That's so true. Because it was like the campground was quiet by the time they took you back. Yeah, well, I don't remember anyone with me, so that's how drunk I was. So, go ahead and tell the sprinkler story. Sprinkler story. Yeah. I was asked to sit on somebody's, a female's face. Excuse me. Would you like to have a seat? So I did. And she was proceeding to do a wonderful job. No. And she was proceeding to do a wonderful job. Nom. And then it makes me want to eat. Pussy. So, yes. So I signal it, Misty. Well, I don't think I signal. I say, get over it.
Are you sure you wanted to? Maybe she didn't want you to say her name. I'm talking about the Springfield. Oh, okay. We always ask permission first, just saying. Remember, that consent form you sign still is in play. Go ahead. Lord. So I pretty much just made her come over so I could eat her out. So I went to town. While I was having someone go to town on me, I was kind of like a little daisy chain. All of a sudden, she shoves back. You must have moved. I was standing up to watch.
I was in the way where my chair had been, so I had moved out of the way so that everybody could stretch out accordingly. So then Missy shoves back and I jump up and all sides just spray. I'm like, I don't like to get a had a of videotape a close-up shot, because you didn't even say anything, you just jumped up. So, and I don't even know, I don't know if she looked like what, but I mean, you threw her, she wouldn't be great in a war zone. She just ditched her buddy for herself at that point in time. I sat up and I saw this, it was a spray. It wasn't a sprinkler, it was a spray.
And I just saw it, I was just like, God, I wish I could do that. But, not in somebody's face, so appreciate and and misty did misty was and and what was funny is missy had she was trying to push away and and she can't hardly breathe and then you can't leave because you're hardly you're laughing the other person's laugh i mean it was it was fucking this is when this is how it's supposed to be it was funny and it was fun and everybody was laughing and it was fun. And everybody was laughing. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I hope you don't. Oh, I love it. Great.
And there was a shit ton of people. God, there had to be 20. I don't know how many. I can't count on it. There was a ton of people. All I know was it was awesome. And yes, I think that's when Misty, after that, got dubbed as a fainting goat. Because she like... All of a sudden, she's like laying down on my stomach. She was like worn out. Yeah, her boyfriend was like poking, and she was going to make her cum again. It was really funny. Yeah, so it was a... You talk about a kick-ass way to cap off Friday night. That was it. It was fucking awesome. It was hilarious.
So at some point in time, I managed to make it home. How we got there, who knows. Yeah. So if you're not friends with us on our secret Facebook page, you need to find the video that I made Saturday morning. I woke up Saturday morning, and I was a hungover mess. Oh, God.
Because you were up and cooking breakfast for everybody in no time like 5 30 every morning crack crack of fucking dawn it was and and i it was like seven and i'm just like i had to pee really bad my head was pretty much blowing up and i was like and you knew it was going to be a good day you just knew and it was and and – because Saturday was the big day. Saturday we had breakfast, and then you did a meditation and grounding thing down by the lake. They have a huge – a nice lake. So you were able to – like a calming session for people who wanted that.
And then we had the cornhole, or as I could call it bags versus cornhole tournament going on, which – You call it life. Yeah, I call it cornhole, and Doug said, hey, call it Bags vs. Cornhole tournament going on, which I called it Cornhole, and Doug said, hey, for future reference, he goes, it sounds a little less, he goes, we call it Bags, playing Bags. I'm like, okay, well, it does sound better.
But we had a whole bunch of tons of participation, and here's what's cool, so their pool and everything is in the back, and the Cornhole tournament's going on, so there's people in the pool watching, and there's people sitting on the deck hanging out watching, and then Thank you. So their pool and everything is in the back and the cornhole torment is going on. So there's, there's people in the pool watching and there's people sitting on the deck, hanging out, watching. And then there's people at the camp.
They've got a trail that's got the famous truck and tractor, uh, that people go out and take pictures by. So it's about people out taking pictures. It was a gorgeous day.
And, uh, and there was a huge anticipation in the air because coming up that afternoon after lunch everybody knew that the first uh miss crazy casbah milf winner was going to be that the milf folks with connection travel and the pineapples are going to be there to do our milf contest and okay so again i want to give a shout out here because they have a system and they know what the fuck they're doing so Kat came and all of a sudden I can't remember her name that's horrible and last year's Pam yeah last year's Miss Milf winner came and then Kim and Phil were there they were getting set up, and they were talking to everybody who wanted to participate.
And so the contest, the cool thing is we don't judge the contest. They take care of all that, which is awesome so that it's completely fair. And I want to give a huge shout-out to the MILF contest because it fits everything that CASBA is all about. So here's the thing.
go oh well if it's contest with with you know people and sexy bodies and whatever and then that mean it must you know there's probably got to be like you know 20 and and like you know playboy punny no no that's not how this works anybody can win it it's about empowering it's about empowering women and empowering and the beautiful the beauty of all women and it's really fucking cool that they do that and they they take care of all of it so the winner was going to get a free trip to hito to compete in the national during milf week uh in january and and it was going to represent our club whoever won represent us crazy casbah to compete for miss national milf right and so i i gotta tell you uh we had 11 ladies do it and so the two contests they were doing was the wet t-shirt contest and the booty shake booty uh so and and you weren't in the contest uh and and the cat and pam i guess warmed the crowd up right a little bit oh yeah you missed that yeah i missed that which i know par fucking but i was talking i was talking to people then so that was cool and and i was i was talking so i was in another room i could see it but i wasn't really watching you know i was kind of standing in the way but the every the energy because again there's all these people in the pool watching and every almost probably 99 percent of people that were there were watching the contest and you could hear the people cheering and everything and that's so fucking cool so you you watch the contest so so and there was a big there was a big kiddie pool there's a kiddie pool and that's what you either dumped yourself with buckets or a hose or whatever for the wet t-shirt part okay all right so they you picked a song and then you did pouring and shaking to this song pouring pouring and shaking wiggle.
Okay. So there was some people that put a lot of thought to it. When that water hits you, you can't breathe. Because it is butt-ass cold. Wait. You're saying the water was really cold? I did not realize this. Shut up. Bitch. And they'll find out about it later. Yeah, we'll get to there. It was cold. And it was like you really couldn't breathe. You know this because you ended the show. In the midst of them doing it, it dawned on me, you know what? Being the A in Kazma, least I could do is say, you know, do you want me to close it off? Right, right. Not knowing what the fuck I'm doing.
But I'll close it off. Sure, why not?
And, you know, I was planning over on the side with another gal going you know i should flip off and i should do this and did i remember no but that's okay so leah agrees with you it's so freaking cold it was horrible so you know i asked them i said can i close it off you know not competing or anything but can i just close off being the last person they go oh that'd be perfect so you know i they go what song i said pick one i don't care now i'm sitting there listening to music today going how come i didn't pick that but they played uh fireball there you go so i danced to fireball but it was fun it it caught my attention because i looked up from inside talking, and all of a sudden, you're out in the pool.
And I'm like, dancing. So you take a bucket of water, and you go, I'm going to do this slow. It's going to be hot and sexy. There is nothing hot and sexy about dumping water on yourself. So, you know, I'm like pouring it slow, and I'm like, I can't write this. Holy shit.
And then a couple of girls came up behind me And proceeded to dump water off me It was hot And yes So that was damn cool So we didn't know the results at this point in time No we were just having fun Oh but you came out and he's like What are you doing Yeah I'm like what's going on and he comes out in the middle and i'm like put my arms around his neck and i said you ready for this he goes what and i said catch me because i'm jumping your arm so i wrapped my legs around he goes you know i can dump you in the pool and i went oh fuck so i'm trying to get down but you know i had a hold of his neck so i proceeded to drag him over and dump him in the pool where cheered.
She tried to drown me and kill me in the pool, and everybody just cheered. No, I didn't kill you. Granted, later I didn't think that that was the only pair of shoes you had, and I didn't think that maybe you could have had your phone in your pocket or your wall was dry. But I'm just like, crap. I'm glad you took that out, because that would have been a disaster.
But I did have my only pair of shoes, which were work boots, with me, so it took a while to dry out but i can tell you this it was fucking cold it was damn cold and yes i have to remember to keep my mouth shut very much so leah and apparently because i went ahead and danced a little bit in there so phil has actually went and made a gif of me doing a dance you can actually if you go to the upside down pineapple twitter page you can actually see the gift that he made of me. So that's, I'll own that shit. I'm sexy, you know it. I don't remember to keep your mouth closed.
I didn't think about that because you're grasping for breath. I just didn't hit my face. I didn't want to get my hair wet. The girls did, though. They got you when they came, they got your hair wet. It's okay. I just feel like a drowned rat after it. No, that was all good. So, again, a huge shout out to all 11 of the ladies that participated because that's awesome. And I can tell you already right now, there's already people geared up for next year with this. So we want to give a huge shout-out to our winner, our first, the first, what the fuck am I saying? The first MILF, Miss Crazy Casbah.
She's going to be representing us. And remember, if you don't win, you're out of the family. I'm kidding. She's going to be representing us in Hedo. And we are so excited. Leia, she got a sash and a crown. And she is the first Miss Crazy Kasbah MILF. And she's going to go kick ass in Hedo and bring home the hardware down in Hedo.
if you want to go we can get you to connect on how you can go down and cheer Leia on at MILF week in Hedo so we are super giddy and again you know I want to thank those guys for all coming out because you know how to email Kat we're not going there and Phil by the way I just want to know a future show here in the very near future we're going to have Kim which is the other half of the Upside Down Pineapples we're going to have her on the show and she's going to get to say my line she's going to get to say my line so there you go by the way Phil where's my shows anyways no I'm just kidding I got uh yeah i got suckered i got bamboozled but i want to give a shout out to those guys because they came a long ways to do this we're the farthest west affiliate of the milf contest so she's going to try to plan to see her awesome there you go we need to get a group yeah we need to get we need to get a group we need to get a group uh to go but the army needs to travel man we're going to take over the islands it It is what it is.
And we'll. Yes. Yes, I can. I very much so can imagine it. And all the fucking shenanigans that go with it. So. But, Rakan, now one other quick story about. And this is about the girls from MILF. I got that came. Kat and Pam. I got to say this. We love our East Coast. We love our East Coast friends. We really do. So Saturday night's event, the pinnacle of the Saturday night event, is our poker walk. Are you going to get to that already? Well, I'll come back through, but is our poker walk, okay? I'm going to start playing it.
Pulling a fill if you're going out of of order and the reason this is such a big deal is the poker walk is a is a walk through the woods to get shots in the dark our lovely our lovely wedges both of them did our lovely ladies but they both had party dresses they had they had clubbing dresses on. Now, I want to put this out there. They look damn good. Yeah, they did. Don't die. It was fucking hot as shit. And I certainly, if I would have been some sort of fucking crazy animal in the woods, I would have num, whatever. But it definitely was a different apparel.
It would have have rocked it on it on a dance floor but after the mill thing they went back to their hotel and got cleaned up yeah yeah and and so then we had free time people could do whatever they wanted to play games hang out in the pool whatever until dinner until dinner so we not all of us had free time some of us had for a little while yes i got in the pool for a little while but that wasn't but i i had to get moving because i had a rehearsal yes you did that's right so we had dinner yes and dinner is potluck have you seen 100 people bring dishes and where to put them and what to have it was like 1950s church social because here's the thing There was so much food.
Everybody had plenty of food. Yeah. So think about that. And you didn't have to take little tiny itty bitty portions to make. There was like four rows. Somebody, we got an email, and the way they equated it, they said the potluck was the equivalent of Jesus feeding the 5,000 because there was so much food there was a whole row of of of desserts every fucking dessert you can imagine the next day when you can get up and have desserts from from yeah and meats and salads and everybody and again it's it's the community part of this whole thing everything to to share.
And, you know, for us, we always get to talk. Yeah, I know it's all different. It's not just potato salad. But we get to talk. You know, they do their breakfast field and they let us talk. And, you know, it is very humbling for us when you are standing there in front of all these people that are there and they're excited and they want to be there and they love coming to our events and whatever and just for my birthday and everything like that. So it's incredibly humbling standing in front of all these people. And, okay, well, I'll tell them one of my highlights.
So anyways, so we had dinner and no one left hungry. If you left hungry, that's on you. Yeah, no shit. Jinx. Jinx, buy me a Coke. You fucked that up. But then I had to get going because we had a. So then after dinner, you know, you cleaned stuff up, and then you had a vow renewal. That's right. We had a vow renewal. Trish and Don. Yes. They're cute. It's all get out. And here's the thing. I actually am an officiant. I actually do this. So we actually did a real it was a real vow renewal. They wanted some conversion to it. Right. And we were all naked. We were all naked.
And one of the coolest things about it was is, I asked them if they had anybody they wanted to stand up with them. And, uh, uh, so Patricia wanted Misty cause she had to help do her makeup and, and everything. And Donald wanted Cody cause they're from the same, same town. Different ages gap, but different, but knew each other, whatever. And it was so cool walking up to both of them. I went and asked both of them if they would stand up with them. And they were both, like, fucking honored to get there. So we're all up there naked. And so there's a couple of small changes.
So there's a hand ceremony where you hold each other's hands. They wanted to be where they held each other's junk. He held her boobs. He held her boobs. She held his dick.
And a wedding ceremony gets way funnier when you're holding boobs and dick versus hands going through it but we went through it everybody had a great time with it and the other thing is is and i don't know if i'll ever i'll have to be careful forever because at the end uh what we had it was and and you may now blow the you may now blow the groom and she she got down and sucked his dick yeah and everybody cheered uh and and i gotta tell you now i want to give them a shout out because initially their initial thing was was that she was going to get down and suck my dick and and i said i i said no let's do it you know this is your special day don't let my penis get in the way of this and so and and they did and but here's what else is cool so this is a sw swinger event.
It's a party. Everybody's drinking, having a good time. You know what? Either people, everybody stopped what they were doing. I mean, we had a huge crowd there because we did it on the pier on the lake. It was a beautiful setting. Everybody is down there. We've got pictures. Yeah, we've got pictures. Everybody was down watching and cheering. It was special. It was cool.
It was enough so that we have people that have have requested for future ones to have any vow renewals so that was fucking awesome something totally different love that they were happy we were totally happy with that so that was really really cool uh and and then it then it was well everything started to speed up then it was just like oh my god you know like you're just racing felt like the sun was setting we needed to hurry up and get ready for the poker walk so the poker walk there's no flashlights allowed right the poker walk it's one of those things where oh i'm gonna kick in the butt whatever we'll run over the thing that keep in mind is i'm i think some people didn't know what a poker walk was no but if you ride motorcycles and know what a poker run is each stop you get Yeah, come on.
keep in mind is i'm i think some people didn't know what a poker walk was no but if you ride motorcycles and know what a poker run is each stop you get a card and you play a poker hand at the end right yeah different bars different cards so in this case every we had tables set up out with different shots and each one of our sponsors got to pick pick whatever shot they wanted so that was cool so there was a whole wide range of shots you know they got to pick whatever they wanted and each one kind of did their own thing so one of one of the tables uh we had a volunteer from that is a regular out at the pines and they were they set up theirs because they were practicing to do for the halloween one on to scare people uh we had one uh we had one where he had like music and like so they're kind of back in a cove and their little cove was like rocking.
The first one where they had two different types of shots and you got a kiss. You got a hug and a kiss if you want one there. But we lit the path with 400 glow sticks. A lot. A lot more than last time. And it was still dark. It was still dark.
It was cool because we had everybody go in groups of six or ten and we kind of told them when they can go and then we were the last one so they knew when the walk was going to be over right right when so of course we decided which is great for us because that was really the first time we've got to spend any time together actually our initial thought was to scare the east coast yeah we we want we're going after you guys're going after the milfs and phil and cam to be really quiet we're both wearing black wanted to be really quiet and scare y'all but i think it was either leah or jim saw us because they were walking with them yeah and they saw us and so we couldn't scare them yeah okay that ruined that we'll let it slide just this one time jim and But next time throw him into the corner But the second group right after that We heard him coming so we stopped And then all of a sudden One guy goes I'm taking off And starts running She was like within like She's going to run me over I saw her her white shirt, like, when she got up close.
And all of a sudden, we're both going, ah! And she screamed. She screamed. We scared the shit out of that poor lady. We're hugging her. She was, I mean, we, like... And then we're all laughing. Everybody in our group. And it was great. They heard her scream at different other people's spots around. So people were watching the rest of the way through. I feel horrible. Oh, good. Leah called that. Kim was plenty scared. Because we heard about it when they did some lives going home about how she was saying that Phil left her in the cornfield. And that Jim saved her.
Okay, so there was one time I thought. They like all the corn. When we had first turned around that bin and we were going along the trees... Yeah. I heard what it sounded like was a cup falling. Right. And I'm looking over at the cornfield. I'm not scared. Right. Whatever. Should be. And I'm looking over at the cornfield and I'm like going, where's Phil? We usually assume... Where's Phil? Yeah. But he wasn't there because they hadn't come up. Yeah, it was stupid.
But then we actually, when we thought we were going to thin, we had dropped back into the cornfield to try to fucking, and then nobody came through. I was like, damn it. So, but here's the thing. The poker was great. Then the winner got a free weekend out at the Pines is what the winner got. And then we did our raffle. We did, we had people judging our campsites, which a lot of people decorated their campsites. We didn't judge it. Nope. Somebody that said that they weren't going to do the poker walk were like, will you do us a favor? Yep. And they go, absolutely.
I said, walk by, find the ones. Give it to the top three. Yep. Because we had nothing to do. We had nothing to do with it this way, total. And so, but a lot of people decorated campsites.ites. All types of things, so awesome campsite decorations, and then we did a raffle, and we had tons of stuff to give away, and we're going through giving stuff away. You're good with coming up with that stuff.
Well, but a lot of the stuff was, you know, some of the stuff that we gave away, we've got one couple that they met at Crazy Summer Nights years ago so this is their anniversary uh there was one couple there that have been friends of ours in one of the first people we met in the lifestyle almost 11 years ago that we used to and talk to about when i talk about what you should do long before we ever started casbah and and have been fucking phenomenally supportive of us uh through the years stood stood by us all the way through this is our first crazy summer nights uh you know and all just all kinds of different things people uh best quote of the night we did the best quote of the night that was that was awesome uh so which was the so see if everybody knows this so what i basically do all day is i shave dog balls so that that one uh we had the longest the longest time in the the longest time in the lifestyle uh this guy's been a lifestyle that was there it's been a lifestyle for 48 years uh newest i mean it just a wide range it what it what made that part so much fun Was that was like A celebration of everybody Just being everybody And not everybody was in there At that point Because there's a lot of people Fucking already Thank God because that's when Amanda bit it Yeah And she was sober too I was sober I was walking up the stage To get some fucking dessert Because my ass and i don't know if i tripped on the wrap that i had on or my sandals and proceeded to partially land in a bucket i have a nice nice bruise on my chest from where the bucket hit me i've got bruises where each step hit me i have a bruise where my knee went into my other leg i'm just all bruised up going, wow, I feel like I got in a fight.
I got bruises where each step hit me. I have a bruise where my knee went into my other leg. I'm just all bruised up going, wow, I feel like I got in a fight. I got bruises too but mine's for different reasons. Anyways, yeah, pretty much. You know, it was just, it was just, you know, that kind of ended the official festivities. And Sunday, you know, we had breakfast ended the official festivities. And Sunday, you know, we had breakfast up there, just muffins, whatever. And then Sunday, our location was great because we basically did, like, a receiving line. Everybody was leaving.
Yeah, everybody's leaving. We're right by the gate. And everybody stopped to thank us. And, again, it's humbling as fuck as people are coming by and thanking us for our event and whatever because really we say it all the time and it's really true. Without everybody, without all of you, we're just Casbah. The crazy part is you guys. That's what makes the fun part. So we're always really, really honored with that. And, you know, by the end, we're tired. We're wiped out. But you kind of hate to see it end because it's so much fun. But, yeah, it's just one of those things. So, yeah, no shit.
So, how much fun? So, we set a record. 136 people. It's the most I've ever had off the pines at one time. So, because next year is my 50th birthday. And I can tell you I'm not going to have trouble with 50 because I'm excited about whatever. So we have done something we've never done before, which is we have already unleashed and opened up Crazy Summer Nights. The Golden Edition is what it's called for next year, which is going to be August 5th through the 7th at the Natural Pines. And so today we opened it up. And right now we are actually well over two-thirds full on the campground.
It hasn been up 24 hours uh so people are excited and we are excited because you know what here's the deal go big or go home our goal is very simple 300 that's the magic number so let's get to some important shit and we'll go over an hour and i really don't give a rat's ass right what was your favorite part the highlight for me and we we talked about this a little bit and for me i have a unique perspective because i am i get to be up front you know i'm i'm like i'm like the ringmaster a little bit and so it was so fucking it was so fucking cool uh i want i wanted to show i was showing off the group i shown off the group to to the pineapples and to milf and to all of them from the east coast and all of them from a distance and and i wanted to show what a group we were you know to all of us and each other and to so when i stood up in front and again there was there was people in the pool and people all the way around it was like it was like almost surreal out of a movie and i was like how's everybody doing and we kind of cheered i'm like fuck that come on you know give it to me how's everybody doing and and everybody's a roar and then i said we wanted to show uh a casbah style you know thing i don't know if i said what i say fuck yeah or whatever but i said so on on a count of three give me a big fuck yeah casbah style which is obviously with the middle fingers and the roar that that went up uh that was fucking awesome and you you for me staying there because you know i from when there was nothing when when there was five of us on the page you know when we first started to that and and our first crazy summer nights was so small you know to where we're at now it's it's surreal and that is such a fucking incredible feeling to watch and how much fun everybody was having and make it's fun for me it's like dad fun it's fun for me also so what was yours there wasn't like an actual part but no i know you we've talked about this you already know i know but i gotta fucking but the sense of community yeah because everybody pitched in to help everybody else yeah i had regulars that got up butt ass early and were busting their ass making breakfast with me.
Yeah. Without being asked to. No, they didn't ask. I think they do it normally. Right. But they're like, okay, this is how we're going to feed them. We're going to do it this way. And it was like just a well-hollered machine. So much different than in previous years when there was the last people. We were leaving at that back, and I've been cooking breakfast back there and just going, okay, this sucks. Yeah. Because I was doing it by myself. Yeah. The feeling of community is insanely fun. You want to be there.
I mean, that's the part that the time goes so fast because it's like holy fuck what do you mean it's already done it's like a big family yeah it's a big family and like every family you look man you know there's times that there's we're dysfunctional as fuck i get it you know but i mean but we but we're real the family's real and and that's and the love is real and the fucking whatever leprechaun sex is somebody's favorite yeah absolutely which i mean that was let me throw that out there that was a favorite part of mine but you know I'll see you next time.
the love is real and the fucking whatever leprechaun sex is somebody's favorite yeah absolutely which I mean that was let me throw that out there that was a favorite part of mine but you know fucking was fun too just saying her going at it well yeah but my fucking somebody else was fun too that was yeah but you know just saying but it was just it was so cool and that's and and so the thing is this uh well it was chris said it was is or missy said it was chad's first there was a shit ton of people that it was their first time there were so many people going into it nervous as all get out because they'd never been before and i told a couple of people i'm like honestly two-thirds of everybody have never been here before yeah yeah it was it was only a shit It's a small number.
That's a small number. And I told a couple of people, I'm like, honestly, two-thirds of everybody have never been here before. Yeah, yeah. It was a shit ton of people there. There was only a small number that had been there before. Yeah, it was astronomical amounts that were new. And they were all varying degrees in lifestyle. People that had as much years as we have or more that were new or really newbies. And all points in between.
And again, we're going to as much years as we have or more that we knew or really newbies and all points in between and again what a cool thing when that wide spectrum of people can all get along and have fun i mean that just that's that speaks volume about the people that attend the event that that's not that's not us it's them even one guy we peeked out the window early in the morning and here goes There's a guy running around and he was running and he goes who is that guy running around and we peeked out the window early in the morning and here goes the guy running around and he was running he goes who the fuck is exercising oh shit but he did but rock on and he's he's part of our healthy caspa page and and you know what trust me i'm i've got some ideas for that for next year so uh yeah right there's a great line missy misty uh said he i mean talking about her boyfriend he felt like i was protected and he could relax and you know what one of the greatest compliments we heard from a lot of people with a whole lot of different life things going on was they escaped it for a weekend and that's everything from from everything from just the busyness of a hectic schedule.
That's something Sunshine said. She goes, she loved she had a chance to be able to just chill out and just relax.
Two, there's some people that obviously have talked to me about some real serious shit going on in their world right now and to have the opportunity to just get away and be okay and just be themselves and not not have to be anything for just a couple of days that it made all the difference today i've been inundated with besides people signing up for for next next year's event but part of the reason people sign up it's like i can't wait to have that feeling again that relaxation to kick off you know after a weekend like that where you just felt totally recharged so how fucking you know how fucking cool is that to me that we can provide we just happen to have a venue that we can provide where you can have that kind of experience that that's awesome but you know of all the people there even their regulars there wasn't i didn't feel like there's like if i was having an issue i could have walked up to anybody yeah oh yeah most definitely said i need your help amber put what what if you've never been to a party like that uh that that's just that's the best part of it is that, uh, I need your help.
Amber put, what if you've never been to a party like that? That's the best part of it, is that I promise whatever fears or concerns you have when you get there, they will quickly be erased. And I think that's part of what helps with that relaxation. Our parties. I can't say that for everybody else's. No.
Because I don't know how they do it it i don't know if it's the same as the one in minnesota i you know i don't know any of that yeah but our group we make sure we take care of yeah we we we want it we make sure look i you know we've talked about before it's like it's a clothing optional camp and and the thing is is that that um it's clothing optional which means you can be as dressed or as undressed as you like uh and and one of the things is it is i'm not one that's real comfortable walking on a naked we've had this discussion before and and we have people like you that are and the thing is i don't know if i say i'm comfortable but i do it well like i can the thing is is that there's a degree of look no one if you don't want to be naked no one's going to flip you any shit because they're not going to flip me any shit so and by the same token if you want to be totally naked the whole time except for dinner which is the one time you have to have clothes on then then rock on and and it's and it's all points it's all points in between uh and and that's how the pines, open arms every week.
And that's part of why we go there. We're very fortunate to have a facility like the Pines, the Natural Pines Resort, this close. And to have it. Because for those of you who don't know, most nudists or clothing hospital campgrounds are not lifestyle. Right. Most of them do not have, do not, even if they're adult only, do not want nor allow lifestyle events. In fact, many of them across the country openly say we do not allow swingers here. There's some of them that say you can't even walk around with a hard-on.
Yeah, and the thing is is john and ronda are in the lifestyle they're part of the lifestyle they are supportive of the lifestyle so to have a facility like this this close that we're able to go to and have these type of events uh is is awesome and we're very fortunate and and we're very fortunate that our members when we go out there you know it's a compliment kind of like a dad compliment right because you you i always get to hear about how our group is really good they're not disruptive they don't break things they follow the rules they clean up after themselves you know but they're but it's about a certain mode you know because every our people are treated with such respect when they go there that they are respectful in return and and that's again we're we are so fucking fortunate to have uh to have a facility like that that is willing to work with us and to go and set up a crazy summer nights weekend uh and and i to tell you it was fucking cool as shit to see on their website for that last weekend you know no space is available and it's going to be cool to see that all for this next one so real quick you know if you want to sign up for crazy summer nights we will I haven't even got the new the website updated for the newest one yet but you can go on our website shoot us an email, and I'll get you the information so that if you want to send it for Crazy Summer Nights, the Golden Edition.
You were going to take a week off when you got back. Yeah, fuck that. The Golden Edition, so Crazy Summer Nights, the Golden Edition is coming. Now, we're getting a lot of people that have asked us what's going on with Crazy Winter Nights.
To be perfectly honest with are i we are in the process of evaluating that uh obviously there's some things in the world in general we have to look at and we hope to have some answers in the you know in the relatively immediate future on what we're going to do that but in the meantime do not delay don't look you don't have to have a camper you know and there's only so many camera spots available. So 10 spots, we're going for 300. It's my 50th birthday. We've got some other people. Another guy will be her 40th birthday being there.
We've got a whole bunch of people with birthdays right around there. So be a part of this whole thing. Be a part of this and come party with us. So it's going to be a good time. So like I say, send us an email, crazy.casba at gmail.com. And I can get you hooked up on it to get you going on there. There is, so people do know, I said I promised I'd give a shout out to this and I want to. For local and CASBA folks, don't forget about the Island Riders Halloween Party. Because people have been asking, do we do Halloween parties? We don't ever put on a Halloween party. No, but we go to that one.
But we go to that one. So we'll be going to the Island Riders Halloween Party, so check that out as well. And you can get that on our website or email us, and I'll get your information for that also.
And I wanted to let people know, because that party, because they get so many blocks of rooms to the hotel, it's almost of rooms so it's gonna be solid so uh but guys i wanted to say thank you very much again we ran a little bit late thank you so much for for coming and supporting us and being a part of crazy summer nights and uh get signed up for this next one help me celebrate my 50th birthday it's going to be uh It's going to be a memorable one. I'm going to be hiring people to, yeah, and don't worry. I will know, Legos, do not sit crazy winter nights for January 22nd through the 29th.
That's right. If you can, if you want, that's actually a good one. If you want information, January 22nd through the 29th is MILF Week at Hedo. That's where they compete with the Connection Travel MILF Week, and that's where our girl, Leia, is going to go down and kick ass and take names and bring home the trophy. So if you want information on how to go there and support Leia, let me know, and we can get that taken care of as well. Oh, great. Rob, if you know that Jen says, uh, my pack, my Packers shirt is in on the way. I wore my, I'm a Colts fan. I wore my Colts shirt. I got a bunch of shit.
Nah, it's all right. We let it all slide. Anyways, you know, anyways, fuckers, just kidding. Actually, I can't wait for my Packers shirt. So with that being said, uh, again, shout out ASN lifestyle magazine. Don't forget him. Check him out. Three million swingers can't be wrong. Our good friends at SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com. Get their stuff. Tell them Casbah sent you and get their rubs. You'll never get a better meat rub than you will from Nebraska and SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com. Hey, if you want some of our stuff, I don't know. We sell some shit here every now and then. Go to FullSwapShop.com.
And finally, don't forget to check out our show on FullSwapRadio.com or there's an app for that i'll be damned uh we're on every monday at 5 and 5 p.m central standard time and 11 p.m central standard time over 40 incredible shows download the app check them all out today but remember we're the coolest uh anyways with going on, I don't want to lose my family. With that going on, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will at the summer nights or any time. Casbah Style, out. Bye.
