Send us Fan MailThis week is a show about ass, kind of. We answer a question from a Lady who got a zit on her butt and cancelled a playdate, but this question proves it is not what you say but how you say it. She was embarrassed about her blemish and was vague in her cancellation and that is how the miss communication and NOW the rumors have begun. The second question is about making an ass of your self. We answer a question from a new couple who miss heard a conversation in the Ladies room, blew up, caused a scene and blew out when the reality was the people where not talking about her. We dive into proper way to react, communicate, not talking shit about others and so much more. If the lifestyle was just fucking and gang bangs, orgies and swapping it would be so much simpler. Listen to all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors at http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.forbidden-omaha.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/ Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, Cole, and I'm here with the BG Challenge, Miss Amanda. Speaker2: I really didn't care for him that much. Speaker1: Really? Thanks. That is disrespectful as fuck. Speaker2: No, they're okay. I just... Speaker1: You would never have got it laid. You'd got no dick in the 70s. Just saying. Because you had to like the BGs. Just saying. Real quick, before I forget, this is episode 167. Speaker3: I don't know. got no dick in the 70s just saying because you had to like the bgs just saying uh real quick before i forget this is episode 167 that's right kids 167 season four fuck off cunt 167 uh anyway so uh we are crazy truth we do this uh every week to amuse and um tell you stuff things words, things, words, ah, I'll get, excuse me, I threw up a little, I'll get to that in a minute. Uh, anyways, so, uh, yeah, so there you go. So first let's give a shout out to our sponsors. No, the Bee Gees are not our sponsors. I sure wish they were, but I would charge more. Anywho, uh, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, hey, three million swingers can't be wrong tits may sag balls may drop but a mind is a beautiful thing forever so read motherfuckers that's right read if you want to know all about the latest greatest who's moving shaken and whatnot in the lifestyle you will subscribe and read asn lifestyle magazine and hey don't forget there's the asn lifestyle magazine I'll be damned. We're nominated for a few of them. I'll be damned. I really want to win them. I'll be damned. Anyways, go vote. ASNLifestyleMagazineAwards.com backslash vote. Vote and go until July 31st. Also, you can PM me or send me an email, and I can give you a code, and you can attend the big awards ceremony September 16th through the 19th. I'll get you a discount. Speaker1: We're going to be there. That's right. You can watch us present. You can cheer us while we win. You can hang out and party with us in the after parties and maybe get a blowjob in the pool party with Miss Amanda. Who knows? We'll be there with all kinds of stuff so check it out. Speaker2: I'm getting in a pool? Yeah, it's a pool Speaker3: party. Speaker1: One of the sponsors. We're invited. Well, you're invited. I'm just there for it. I'll be doing other shit. Whatever. No, seriously. Yeah. It is what it is. The big names will be there. And us. The big names and us. By the way, we're going to take that fucker over, just so you know. You want to be there because here's the deal. What they don't know yet is I'm showing up with a parrot, rum, and my pirate flag, and we're going to fucking hijack this motherfucker in Orlando. It's going to become the Crazy Truth Awards. Luckily, our good friend Michael Ramos, who owns ASN Magazine, isn't on yet. He's busy working on his magazine, so he's not listening right now. Woo! Shwoo! Well, he doesn't know what he is. Arr, no scurvy here, mateys.
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Speaker4:
You know you didn't rhyme with that.
Speaker3:
What?
Speaker1:
Usually you rhyme.
Speaker3:
Well, you know, look, man. Even Eminem takes a day off.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
That's what I'm doing. No. All right. And for those of you who also don't know, we record this live in front of our secret who also don't know we record this in live in front of our secret facebook group casbah inc shh don't tell the others uh so they interject with questions opinions ideas and whatnot which we like try to share as we go through this little thing the way to hold that yawn in and make sure you tune into our youtube video where you can watch miss amanda swallow a yarn a yawn like she was sucking on a cock and just held that in my mouth did not open no but your throat did it was like watching a jeff dunham special i feel like walter all of a sudden that's great look my mouth didn't move but i couldn't breathe for a second neat it was when your eyes floated up in your head. For some reason, when I do yoga, it really relaxes me.
Speaker4:
And I'm like, nah.
Speaker3:
Could it be part of the glass of wine with National Wine Day while you're doing yoga? I've had three sips. Come on. See? You're in such incredible fucking shape. Just a little bit of alcohol does weird things to you. So that's all the more reason to be wherever we're at. Because guess what? Give her a shot.
Speaker1:
Who knows what will happen? Then it's party. Hey, this is the first time i've had alcohol since the birthday party that no oh yeah it is yeah so her 50 year old liver is still slowly regenerating just saying actually we had we had a good time last night didn't we we did we did we were again we were with our good friends uh over at uh over at fuck were we? Forbidden Omaha. So you can visit them at forbidden-omaha.com. Check them out. We go there and party a lot. Why? Because they're cool. And we see titties. There's titties and... There's boobs. There's boobs. There's all kinds of shit. It is actually a really badass club, and they're really cool people. Last night, it was national. Saturday was actual national BDSM day, and so they actually had a BDSM demonstration, and I watched from a very safe, safe distance, and it was enjoyable, and a good time was had by all.
Speaker2:
I didn't have to say.
Speaker1:
There was lots of tail. This sound happened a lot. Oh, sorry, I spit on you. And that's also where, because they have playrooms, and what's great about their playrooms there, I got to tell you, so you can shut the door and open a curtain. They have a window in each one of the playrooms. You can open the curtain so people can watch, right? Or you can or you can close the curtain so people can't watch well one couple went in and they kept the door open and so of course i'm being a fucking captain comedian because i'm a dick like that leaning over trying to watch give play-by-play and we said come on let's go to the window so i go up to the window me and and three other people and two of them are short girls like you right so we go up the fucking fucking window and two of them meander off and so i'm sitting i'm cracking jokes the problem is i don't know if i was using the inside voice or not but i'm giving play by play and at one point in time she went down i'm i'm like and if you're in the room right now the sound is ah and and of course they're laughing and then we're cracking jokes because there were socks involved whatever it doesn't really matter and then the awkwardness of all of a sudden she's getting fucking just waylaid just pounded away and it's great good job being had by all you know and we're watching and just doing whatever and she makes eye contact with me through the window which i instantly felt like the biggest fucking creeper in the world and here's the best part is the short girl next to me she can see in but she can't be seen and i'm like oh fuck i'm being like a creeper and then she's making fun of me i'm like really this is awesome so so then i like and and so i like jump back from the window because all of a sudden i felt awkward and i'm like is she still like yep she's still looking over i'm like fuck so then i was like, I didn't know when they came out, I was like, jumped back from the window because all of a sudden I felt awkward. I'm like, is she still looking? They're like, yep, she's still looking over. I'm like, fuck. So then I was like, I didn't know when they came out. I was, like, terrified. I'm like, this is going to be fucking awkward because I'm like. Okay, they had a door open, so maybe they wanted to be washed or wanted somebody to join them. Well, quite possibly, but. But they also had the curtain open. Yeah, yeah. Maybe she thought it was hot to be washed, and she was making eye contact because you were peeping on her, and that was hot to her. Right. But the thing is, if I had just been doing what you probably should do, which is stand there looking in the window, touching yourself, that's one thing. But I'm standing there looking in the window, cracking jokes. So, instantly, I felt like a complete tool, and I'm like, okay. But no. But no, when they did come out, they joined us at the table, at the big table, and no one, like, pointed or jeered or called me a creeper or anything else, but the little short girl, I'm like, fuck, get over here, bitch, you're not going to fucking leave me as the only one, she's like, fuck, no, I wasn't there, I'm like, bitch, so no, but she's really cool, too, so, but a good time was headbutt, we had fun, we did have fun, we had fun, so there you go, so, check him out, party with him. Come party with us. We're there often. It's what we do. We party it up.
Speaker3:
So, there you go.
Speaker1:
Don't look at me like that. Everybody's looking at me all judgy. She looked at me judgy. She wasn't judgy. She was getting fucked. So, her eyes could have just been rolling up in the back of her head. But the dogs have been looking at me judgy all day, too. It's weird. I don't know. I might have a complex.
Speaker3:
I'm just saying. What?
Speaker1:
I can fucking stab it. God. All right. Anyway, so should we molest forward? No, let's not molest forward at all. That's fucking moronic. Shall we move forward? Oh, we have the option to fast forward. Wow. That's fucking cute. Delayed thinking. It's so awesome. Monday's coming. Yay. It'd be me and the dogs. I'm always by myself. I have nobody to talk to. But the dogs don't make fun of me. Well, they probably do. I don't have to say a word, and you think I'm making fun of you. I thought the girl was freaked out when she purposely left a curtain open that i was watching so maybe i'm not all there did you think about that did you oh we always knew you weren't all there all right anyways okay so let's uh wow so let's move forward shall we we knew that you weren't there shall we move forward
Speaker2:
yes forward do you have a question uh not yet no like you wanted to do anybody ask anything Thank you. You're the entertainment. Bullshit. People talk to fucking word. People don't talk to me. They talk to you. You're the entertainment.
Speaker3:
Bullshit.
Speaker1:
People talk to you. Every time I turned around, you were nowhere near around me. You were always talking to me. You were on the couch talking to people. You were at the other tables talking to people. You were flitting around like a butterfly. Don't I think you weren't?
Speaker2:
Not that much.
Speaker1:
But now you just stood in one spot all fucking night. I didn't say that. I don't know what was going on. I was talking. I was trying to, like, converse with people. That's good. See? See? That's good. It's been a great run, hasn't it? It's just been a fucking... Okay. All right. So let's begin, shall we? Yes, we shall. So question question number one. Did I write down the story? I did. You really labeled it number one? No, I didn't. No, I just made sure I knew where I was at. Fucking fuck. That's a dork. This week, I was supposed to have a play date. I was excited. They were excited. Everything was going to be great. The day before my play play date i got a skin blemish yep a pimple on my butt i was horrified i know it happens but i canceled our play date the problem is this i did not tell him why i was vague now he is not talking to me And I heard he thought I was blowing him off. Now what?
Speaker2:
Really embarrassed. i was vague now he is not talking to me and i've heard uh i heard he thought i was blowing him off now what uh really embarrassed in florida there you go i've done the same thing well okay no but here's the thing i get it Right? So, so when I reached out to Embarrassed, I'm like, why? I mean, that really was the bulk of the question. Why? Why would you not tell me? It's not like you had some major, like, I don't know. It wasn't like, well, I got caught going to jail or some shit. It it was like you know what i mean it's just like why and she was whole her whole thing was is that it was she was embarrassed about it and she kind of panicked and she had been really excited to hook up with this guy and it had been like in the works for a while whatever and so she was all kinds of hooked or all kinds of hooked up all kinds of excited to hooked up hook didn't want to, you know, she's like, she goes, it sounds stupid. And in hindsight, I realized it was, it's, you know, I was just as embarrassed that I had it as it was to tell him why. And now I realize I was really immature, but what do I do now? Do you want my personal experience with this? Well, yeah, you can. Yeah. whatever i've gone as far as put makeup on it right but okay so there's a complex behind it right growing up i was always told if your face had pimples you had had a dirty face. It was dirty. Right. When it can happen naturally, your pores can clog for no particular reason. Right. It just clogs up. Right. So I had a complex that people would think I was dirty. Right. So then picture getting one on your ass. So then you're afraid that people are going to think you're a yuck butt. People are going to think you're dirty. Oh my gosh, does she ever take a shower? What's going on? So you get paranoid when it fucking happens because you have hormones. Right. Well, okay, and that's just it. I mean, it does just happen. I mean, that's... Yeah, but you don't want people to... It's not this smooth, pretty skin that everybody... It's not porn star skin okay and so and that makes perfect sense and here's the thing i'm not i'm not fucking judging her on this but the i it makes complete sense to me to have to understand why it could be uh it could be embarrassing or it could be awkward.
Speaker1:
That, to me, makes complete and perfect sense because it would be the same thing if you were shaving your nuts and got an ingrown hair or something like that or somewhere in and around the front of you.
Speaker3:
It happens. Whatever.
Speaker1:
I get it. The problem is, and what she's experienced now is, I don't know. in and around the front of you it happens whatever i get it the problem is and what she's experienced now is by not being honest or at least not vague now there's people now it's it's allowed people's imagination to run amok and and so he there becomes the problem because that's her whole concern now is a that he's basically basically it sounds to me like he's telling people he was
Speaker3:
Thank you. imagination to run amok and and so there becomes the problem because that's her whole concern now
Speaker1:
is a that he's basically basically it sounds to me like he's telling people he was blown that he was ghosted or blown off so how do you how do you fix that then i mean although understanding the embarrassment because it makes perfect sense what you're saying isn't it worse to have people think that you are we the very first couple we hooked up with the dude turned porn on yeah and we're sitting there watching it and the woman turns and she goes oh my gosh they have zits on their butt how gross she also got that didn't help the situation well right no they're very judgy people if you don't have perfect skin right and that chick should never talk just saying no but the thing is is that don't you but i mean overall still and i get it but isn't it worse that she wasn't on i mean i get okay her question now is what how do what do you do and i think i think you have to be honest well you're gonna have to reach out to the guy and you're gonna have to go do you really want to know why because it's really embarrassing and he'll go yes i really want to know why because i had a pimple on my butt and i didn't want you no no no no you're you're partially right there she she doesn't she does not have the right to reach out to him and be almost like bitchy about it she does not have the right to reach out out. No, why? He didn't do anything wrong. I didn't say he did. She needs to reach out and go, look, here's the deal. I was embarrassed. This is why. It's not a, do you really want to know and make him look? Because if that came to me, you want to know my answer to that? No. I don't want to fucking know. Why didn't you tell me the first time if you came to me and said hey here's the deal i'm really embarrassed because of this i'm really embarrassed and now i'm more embarrassed so here's what it is you fucked up own it own it and eat it just a little bit or let it go i mean you don't owe the guy you don't you're not required to tell the guy shit i mean really but by the same token if you're concerned about what what he's being said or if you want to if you want another chance to hook up with him you're gonna have to be honest because the reality of it is remember what do we talk about all the time in the fucking lifestyle communication and honest communication right and this is like the perfect this is the perfect example of of probably something that every single i know i know that i'm guilty of and i think most people in the lifestyle are guilty of it we we talk about being honest in the lifestyle but the reality of it is that the reality of it is that when it comes right down to it we're not right because how many of us for those of you just listening man is having a hot flash right now so as we're recording so she's fanning herself and i'm like okay also i'm like oh i'm hot again see this is this is real shit this is what happens so live on the air we're coming to you live we're doing a special show hot flash oh it's only your head i don't know it doesn't make sense do my feet they're always cold i don't know do my head as a guy i have no opinion on this anyways but the the thing is that we say all the time to people, we say be honest, but how many of us are ever honest and go, hey, you know what, I really don't want to hook up with you. No, we beat around the bush. We don't want to hurt feelings. Right. But this is that example of that. So here's one where you have the right to cancel for any reason at any point in time. That is like totally your right to do that. But just know if you're vague in this day and age, people are sensitive. I'm sensitive. And so people, you know, they have soft feelings and they automatically, if there's any insecurity, every one of us is going to assume the worst.
Speaker3:
Right?
Speaker1:
So if you give me the reason of, well, some stuff and things happened and but we'll do it next time i'm gonna go home and be like i smell funny i am fucking you know there's something wrong with me it's gonna fuck with me so no if you are like if you're vague like that that's what's gonna happen now it's shitty well i don't i can't i don't know if it's shitty or not how she's hearing he's saying that through the grapevine I don't know if they have a mutual friend I didn't ask so I don't know but this is another example why it's good not to fucking talk shit about or talk shit about experiences you know what see this is the menopause support group is coming out. Thank you, ladies. Send all cards and fans to Miss Amanda. Are you okay now? You look better. No, yeah. Did it go away? For now. Awesome. Can't wait for round two. Didn't you know I went and I got slippers on beforehand because I said I was cold. Yeah, I trust you. And sitting here going well you're i thought you were like reaching to write it was not on my feet i thought you were went to were like gonna write me a note about something you're reaching over like and then all of a sudden you're a fan and i'm like okay now i'm getting old no but actually it happened at a great time why well you talk about one of the things that can cause shit like pimples and stuff is hormones. Yeah. Okay, obviously, you did not plan to have a hot flash in the middle of recording the fucking podcast. But it happens. People talk about I'm hitting at night. Mine don't. You're a morning person. Mine used to hit like 7 to 10, and then I knew I was done. But now it's just at random. So what i was where that's why i'm bitchy i'm kidding that's just because i'm a woman we're just gonna let everybody sit quietly for just a moment and let everyone make whatever whatever thought process they want to make and because i honestly have zero opinion about this at all anyways for those of you don't know i have one ball so i have to sit very very quietly it's for my own safety i signed a waiver anywho uh the thing the thing is is that but that's a perfect example hormones you can't control them i have listened to you be like pissed all of a sudden. You're like, am I a fucking teenager? Because you will have all of a sudden, your grandmother was 101 and would get acne. So, and here's the, hey, ladies, here's the other thing. Just throwing this out there. Just FYI. When you're all wound up ready to go somewhere or something, guys and that's when it always happens think back to when you're in high school when was your worst breakouts when you're like gearing up to go somewhere when you least wanted one so she was all fucking giddy and excited and whatever hormones there you go now i guarantee The other thing I fucked up i never got sent a picture of her ass to know but i'm sure it would have been lovely either way do you ask people for a picture no i don't because it took what that would be totally inappropriate yeah even in the lifestyle no it doesn't mean if you don't want to send me one i'm going to be like oh no delete you know but i would never ask hot post hot flash giggles no angela that's the wine uh so so okay there we go i thought that was an interesting question yeah when i when i no you know here's the thing i think that we forget the swingers and lifestyle we are more like high school kids than we want to admit we shouldn't be there's a lot of drama in it but i think what it comes down to is and i and i know i've said this to you millions of times but it's whatever stop it i hate you no i'm getting you see all these people around you that are like perfect or in your eyes they're perfect not in their eyes
Speaker2:
because everybody has insecurities even if they claim that they don't yeah but everybody has insecurities so you see somebody else and go oh my gosh they have perfect skin um i'm like really and what happens is
Speaker1:
your computer fries out when you have one of these hot flashes. Hold on, she'll reset in just a minute. Shut up. So when you see your husband drooling over somebody and you think that they have perfect skin, perfect ass, you're just going, oh my gosh, I wish I could look look like that the thing the thing is is that this is one of the challenges of the lifestyle this is one of them that like you don't okay you can't learn you can't learn this or know this until until you've either been in it or you get older in the lifestyle i was gonna say now i, now I don't have it. Because here's the thing. Wine will cause what? The giggles? Or the hot flashes? I've had four. Okay, I've had like an ounce. Well, you haven't drank since you were 50. Anyway, so here's the thing. But it's like, if you think about last night, think of the age ranges that were there last night. Yeah. So there was a couple in their night yeah so there was a couple in their 20s there was a couples in their 30s there were couples in their 40s in their early and mid 50s i think it looked like one couple might have been a little bit older than that i mean and there was a wide range so the the thing is is that is that it can play mind games and it's not just on women it's it i'm gonna well no i'm i know you know that you're in the car ride home i'm gonna i'm saying this for the people listening because i think it's only fair to be honest it fucks with guys too it can because here's the deal yeah i have i have a really, really sexy dad bod. I'm almost 49 years old. You know, it is what it is. Working out has not been the priority it should have been in my life. So, you know, so you look, you see a dude in their, you know, mid-30s, whatever. And it's like it it's a mindful it's part it's part of the game is learning how to deal with these huge age spans and being okay and comfortable in your own skin this is where i say we're more like high school students than we think we are there's drama which we try to avoid obviously but more importantly there is is at lifestyle events, as you're new, there's a degree of awkwardness, just like high school. There is learning how to meet friends and communicate effectively, just like high school. There is learning how to be okay and comfortable in your own skin, just like high school. Learning who and what you're into just like high school i mean think about last night there you had people that were really into the kink world and people that have have minimal exposure to it and you learn and see things and you go wow okay that's totally fucking different and that's that's the lifestyle that's swinging right there in a heartbeat it's like really the sex part is the easiest part of what we do find a whole bucket but
Speaker3:
I don't know. that's the lifestyle. That's swinging right there in a heartbeat. It's like, really, the sex part is the easiest part of what we do.
Speaker1:
Find a hole and fuck it. But, I mean, it's all the other shit.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
What a great way to go to halftime. That look was perfect.
Speaker3:
Awesome.
Speaker2:
Find a hole and fuck it.
Speaker3:
Find a hole.
Speaker1:
Well, I mean, seriously.
Speaker2:
No, you're trying to impress it. You want to make a good first impression.
Speaker1:
You're paranoid and the nerves ramp up because it's like dating all over again. It is. It is. Except now you're having to do it 30 years later. And the reality is you're out of fucking practice. And you know what? Here's the deal. I'm a pretty chatty guy. I know. It's hard to believe. I'm relatively personable. And you know what? I'm a fucking horrendous flirt. I'm horrible at it. No, you're not. Well, no, I'm horrible at reading any of the signs. My assumption is that every girl that talks back to me, that speaks to me back after I try my feeble attempts at flirting, is they're just being nice. You know, at 20, I like i was so drunk i was just like let's go fuck but you know at 49 i'm like i'm all like shy and i'm all like you know and that's part of it that's part of of the lifestyle the fuck is that goofy like for no you just have this i mean it's but it just is and it's because you don't see girls flirting with you. No, no. Oh, no, no. I do a mile away. No, no. But you don't think guys are flirting with you. You're way better at it now than you used to be. Yeah, but to me, no. It's like girls don't flirt with me. I have not had. That is not true. Was there any girl? there was no girls flirting with me last night really was there honestly i seriously the last couple events we went to who who was who was who flirted with nobody flirted with me people weren't we were talking we were having a good time we were socialized laughing and joking but why are you looking at me like i've lost my fucking mind flirting is i i don't i don't know i'm i'm getting bullshit i'm getting shut it i'm getting no you're not i i don't know i don't know you just don't know how to see it. I guess. I mean. Shut it. Now I got other people going live. I've seen girls playing with you. Yeah. Seriously? And you only met you once. This is why this is probably like the flaw in my whole system of being a swinger. This is like, you know. Maybe if I recognized I'd be better at getting laid or something. I don't know. Seriously? I don't know. Whatever. Sure. Okay. Pennsylvania. Nobody was flirting with me in Pennsylvania. You were so full of shit. Nobody was flirting with me in Pennsylvania. Oh, boy. We've got to work on you. No. People were being very nice to me. Me too.
Speaker3:
No, they wanted to. You had your leg thing.
Speaker1:
They were always, they, no. What leg thing? They were looking at your ass, trust me. It was more than being nice.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I was just like your driver there. Hi, I'm the Uber. That's what I am. I'm your Uber.
Speaker2:
You were.
Speaker1:
There was a long drive.
Speaker2:
Take me where I want to go.
Speaker1:
Well, that's what I am to do. I flirt with myself more when I come here. Pretty boy. Just saying. Okay. All right. We got to do halftime real quick. If a girl's in there going, hey, they're flirting with you. Really? Well, I don't know. Maybe they're just fucking tolerating my shit.
Speaker3:
I'm not very good at this. Oh, do I have some education to do on here? All right.
Speaker1:
So, all right. I'll be right back.
Speaker3:
We're going to have time.
Speaker2:
Yes, Patrick, y'all miss it because I've seen girls flirt with you too.
Speaker1:
We're going to have time real quick.
Speaker3:
Okay, half time. Okay. No.
Speaker1:
Okay, so here's what halftime is. Actually, halftime is this. Get ready, everybody, because we are getting ready to unleash a brand new show. Brand new show. Get ready. Getting Real with Kazba is coming out soon. It's going to be a brand new podcast, but it's going to be totally different than anything we've had. We need you. The show is your show, and it's called Getting Real with Kazba. So what I need for you to do is you need to reach out to me. I want to hear your stories and your words and your voice. You're not going to listen to me talk anymore. You're not going to listen to Miss Amanda talk. But keeping it real with Kazba is going to be the brand new thing. So get ready. Get excited. Send us. If you'd like to be a part and learn more about Getting Real with Casbah, let us know. Stories, good or bad. Stories, good or bad. We want to know your stories. I'm not telling too much about it yet because we know some people will steal anything that we fucking say. That's true. But if you have a story, a lifestyle story to tell, then send us an email, crazy, K-R-A-Z- casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com and put in the title getting real with casbah and and your information so there you go i'm excited about it i'm actually really excited about it super excited okay so amanda tolerates you the rest don't have to so they're flirting pay attention cole all right enough about Enough about Cole because Cole's now blushing. Anyways, she's probably not wearing a shirt because now he doesn't know if I'm blushing in the chest or having a heart attack. Either option is acceptable. Okay. I have to train you. This next question is, there's humor to it to me, but it's not funny either. It's also like, just as I go along, it'll make sense. Okay. We are new in the lifestyle. We recently went to our third event. We were having a good time, but we had been drinking, but not a ton, but we we were tipsy my wife went to the restroom and overheard two other women talking about this quote-unquote bitch quote-unquote slut and many other derogatory names none of which were good one of the ladies didn't know who it was so the other described her dress it was almost identical to my wife's See where this is heading? She thought they were talking about her.
Speaker3:
Needless to say you say what needed to say she was furious so when she came out of the bathroom in tears and asked me where the two other uh women that had just come out before went i pointed not knowing what was. Needless to say, my wife stormed up to the women and went off.
Speaker1:
I had to restrain her.
Speaker3:
The two women had no idea what was going on. The host came over.
Speaker1:
A big scene had happened. When the other woman came over to see what was going on, so the other woman in the same dress, my wife burst into tears and literally ran out. Now we don't know what to do, who to apologize to, or how to try and fix this. So, hey, Kim. So I reached out to them. So again, so the short version of this is the wife in the story was in the bathroom overheard two ladies talking one's talking shit she was a little tipsy one's talking shit the other lady didn't know who she was talking about so she described the dress to the friend and it was almost the identical dress of what this guy was wearing when she got in the bathroom, came out pissed, totally upset, had enough booze, and confronted them. And so when I reached out to them, they were asked to leave the party, of course. I mean, she went sprinting out in tears, wouldn't realize what had happened. She ran out in tears. He was asked to leave leave the the party he was trying to apologize but he didn't even know what was going on at this point in time yet had no idea what was going on uh and since so when i reached out since uh the host basically she now has been dubbed kind of a karen and how she lost it and this you know she she's, she's now dubbed as batshit crazy, basically. And they are, they have come to the realization that the odds of them being able to do anything in and around that group anymore is over. But they still, his wife still wants to make amends for the whole thing. And one thing he said was his wife is a very nice person. That's not how she normally is. The booze played a factor in that and feels horrible and knows, even though they can't ever come back, does not want people to think that that's who they are and how they are. And it's totally, the other really sad part in what this is, his wife has completely dove into a huge depression about this and is like terrified to even go out places in case it would run into somebody I mean like she's lost it. If she's new new or if they're new new or do they even know who she is? I mean honestly That I don't know. I mean they're new it's only they're like seriously it's only their third event right so but would the regulars know who they are sounding sounding like as big of a as a scene as this was when i said i go what do you mean had to physically restrain her he's like the he said that the one gal was like who the fuck are you what is your fucking problem and my wife is getting ready to punch and literally had to had to like hook her you know like chicken winger right and you know so so can they not go to the people that run the party and said this is this is actually what happened uh well that's that's they don't they don't know where to go or what to do i mean they just they've he's talked to the host and they're just like you know it had caused such a scene that she's been labeled as a karen he he doesn't really know how to approach it even that's that's the other problem they asked the host of the party who it was that she went off on so she can apologize to them well They don't even know who they are? That's kind of the first thing I think is that, you know. I mean, you can apologize and say you're terribly sorry, and this is what I heard in the bathroom, so I thought you were talking about me. Which, I mean, and you're exactly right. The one reality is, and by the way, this is, please help Mindy and James. The one thing that Mindy and James have to realize is that because there was booze involved, because, understand, your apology may not be very well received. It might, to some people they're going to go, oh my God, how fucking extreme over the top can you be you know what i mean so there's there's you know understand there's a fucking chance that this can be there's not necessarily going to be closure that you want with this some of these people those women may not want anything to fucking they might not want to hear to hear anything if you were getting ready to punch somebody they might not want to hear anything i i you know but yes i agree i think you go to the party host i think you apologize to the party host i think you see if they will give you the names for the people that for the women that were doing it that's why you don't talk about people behind their back no shit well and that because somebody can take it wrong well and that's the thing like i don't i don't want it this gal for losing it and and going that ape shit crazy okay i i don't want to give her a pass in this but i do think it's important that yeah you know when you're running your fucking mouth you don't know who else is listening who else is around this could have easily been that other gal's friend what who knows talking shit that talking shit about people this is this is where this gets you this is the kind of shit that happens and and how people react is like some people are gonna fucking lose it okay so in my opinion to a large degree the only thing i didn't agree i don't agree with or i don't know i guess happened or not. If it was my event, those two chicks, the other two gals would have been thrown out also. They would have been thrown out also. Now, how much the host got to actually hear the full thing, because obviously the wife had sprinted out, whatever, but they would not be allowed back at my next event. Okay and and there'd be a thing of grow grow the fuck up i mean seriously you're going to the bathroom we talk about high school you're going to the bathroom and you're talking shit about the other girls really all right what the fuck's the matter with you you know seriously save that for the trips home no shit well and obviously if you guys are if the two women are good friends you know what you have other times you can go talk whatever some other time don't look under the fucking stalls you fucking morons make sure there's no other legs there jackasses god make sure there's nobody else in the bathroom fucking stupid but okay so i one thing i got to about about with this is how about her writing an apology? What are you doing while you're reading?
Speaker2:
I'm reading.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
You want to read it out loud?
Speaker3:
Sure. Okay.
Speaker2:
Situation sucks. Thick skin is required in lifestyle as in life. In this case, explain and apologize to host. Take a short break and give it time.
Speaker1:
Not sure of the venue, but people rotate out and forget with time that is very true that is absolutely very true very true now i the one thing i will say because i'm part of three different admin only groups okay on on social media where when people are removed or booted they share it so the other groups can be aware this is why it's important to tape to to control your response to things just throwing that out there one of the suggestions i would have is if the hosts know who the other two ladies were right that were talking shit the shit stirs shall we say but if he knows who they are write an apology apology out, write a note to them and to give to the, have the host ask of the host would give that to them because I know you, if some chicken just fucking went psychotic on you, like thought you were somebody else and then tried to call you, you'd be like, uh, fuck you. I'm not taking your phone call. Okay. So, but so write something out and and then i would include in that note an offer to that i would like to you know tell you either in person or verbally tell you my apologies as well and if if they blow you if they say no or they say whatever it's good or whatever then let it drop right that's going to be the other key with this i think is that i know you're upset i know you feel bad and i know as they said she feels stupid and i get it but as mike said and some others have said people change it goes away you can perpetuate the problem if you don't let it drop also you fucked up i don't think there's very many people in the lifestyle that if they've been at like at all can honestly say we're perfect i can't imagine i'm non-confrontational that's very true completely non-confrontational that's very true if iard something like that, I don't care how much I've had to drink, I would not go running, screaming, swinging fists. I would bawl and run out of the place and not come back. You'd have come to me and said, we're leaving. You'd have come out. You'd had tears in your eyes. You'd'd been fighting it you'd have held it together enough to get to me and once we got outside you'd have fucking once you got in the car you'd have lost it you'd have there'd been tears and and actually and i wouldn't go back actually the really sad reality of it is and and i had this sucks i hate him to be honest on this fucking show why didn't we name it the crazy almost truth then i could lie about shit that if that happened to you and how we deal with things how you would have been like we need to go now and we got out of the car there have been tears and you'd have told me what would have happened i the honest reality is i would have lost my shit yeah and i would have headed back in i wouldn't have yelled at the ladies but i'd have found the fucking hosts and i i'd have found the host and said those two cunts need to go now i'd i'd have been a dick but actually actually i don't know if i would because you'd been no no no no you you would have not wanted me to, and you would have stopped me, convinced me not to.
Speaker2:
Just because some people were being immature in the bathroom and talking about other people behind their back isn't grounds to throw somebody out because the host had nothing to do with them running their mouth in the bathroom.
Speaker1:
Well, no, but...
Speaker2:
People talking, if they're really good friends, they're going to say, oh my God, did you see what she was wearing?
Speaker3:
Oh my God.
Speaker1:
Did you see that?
Speaker2:
That made her ass look big. You know, you can't help... Not that... I don't know anybody who'd say that.
Speaker1:
I know what you would do now. I don't know anybody that'd say that. I know what you would do now. What would I do now? Now would we do it. When we were first in, you would have been way more insecure. So bitch, and the slut's a bad thing? No, you'd have walked out and went, but I like this dress. I can see you making sure you would have peed faster so you could have fucking caught him and walked right out if you'd have thought so they'd have been like again that sound of just gagging on their words. All women are bitches if you lead them that way. Well the sad thing is part of it too though is just like in life and I think Mike said this too just like in life okay you can't just assume if you notice when I read the letter and this is a key point of it and it took me a couple nights before it registered with me she had on almost the exact same dress now as a guy we're idiots and we're dumb and if if someone was describing something that was kind of, sorry, kind of similar to yours, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing talking about my wife? And then I would tell you about it, and you'd be like, that's nothing the same. You'd be like, okay. So as the person who I'm assuming picked out the dress, you should know, you know, almost the same and the same are two totally different things. Plus, how much interaction did you have with anybody else? How packed was the party that you couldn't see that someone had a dress really close to yours? Well, and I feel bad because... Granted, there are big parties. I don't want to make the wife be the bad guy here, but there's a degree of were you doing something to cause it? Well, there's errors all the way around. Right. This is a, look, it's funny in a fucked up, sick, twisted sort of way because, you know, she was ready to fucking throw it out. I mean, kudos. I kind of want to have a drink with this chick i'm not even gonna lie because she was ready to kick ass and take names you know but by the same token it's like this is the kind of shit this is the drama the immature part of the lifestyle that blows that like but the only way that stops is We all have to, like, fucking into it just a little, I question also, I'm not going to lie when we let's define tipsy because look, if you at last night I was tipsy, tipsy, I was legitimately for, for me, I was like, Oh, you know, I'm, I'm actually, Oh, here comes a hot flash round too. Actually, I wasn't even tipsy i was legitimately for even for me i was like oh you know i'm i'm actually oh here comes a hot flash run too actually i wasn't even tipsy i was just really relaxed i mean i was not right you know i was like probably one drink away from going to the tipsy part there's other nights that i've been fucking slobber and ass drunk and if you ask me or in my humor when i'm busy yammering out loud to everybody what do i tell everybody i'm not even drunk i'm just tipsy and then i can't feel my nose and that's usually a sign so what is the definition here of tipsy in in this whole in this whole thing you know that that i would think being new in the lifestyle it would take a lot to trigger you at your third event to be ready to kick ass but you know who know you if you had a bad day what you know i don't know with a car soul who the fuck knows it may you know what i mean so yeah it's just um very true but you know if they're in a larger area because where they say they're from or did they uh they did not say they said please help so if they're in an area that has multiple groups that host parties, I would suggest
Speaker2:
going to one of the other ones, unless you're banned from all of them. But I have a feeling you're not, because half the people aren't going to remember who you
Speaker3:
are.
Speaker1:
But watch how you act at the next one.
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker2:
Well, live and learn.
Speaker1:
But yeah, here would be my suggestion. Drink soda at the next one.
Speaker4:
The next thing you go to. Or have like a drink, but you don't need to, you don't. You have to be under, no, you're right. You have to be. Because some people need it just to relax. You just have to know that if, maybe no one will know who you are, unless you do something stupid. And then all of a sudden they're like, hey, that's that chick that just flew out of the bathroom i almost killed those two innocent women so i mean you you have to like you you need to control yourself and be really aware of it don't dwell on it but be fucking you can damn aware and then you can still be in the lifestyle but you don't have to go to parties right right yeah like just hook up with people and take that route for a while and then you'll get some people to back you saying no she's a really nice lady right and and i'm going to tell you this because we have stories that when they happened 10 11 years ago 10 years ago whatever they were not funny at the time they were not funny in the least now they're fucking hilarious but at the time they were not funny this too will be one of those stories in 10 years from now when you have your podcast you'll tell this story and it'll be funny as fuck but you know you want to remember when you go when you go to a town to go to a party and you're sitting there around a table talking with some people that came with you this three hours away.
Speaker2:
And then you're watching someone passed out in the bathroom and then you watch two guys carrying the guy out.
Speaker3:
And you go, wow, he's really shit-faced. He was passed the fuck out. And now we go, God, who was that?
Speaker1:
I bet you I know who they are. Who was that? they are now now we know yeah exactly and it could be you just you never you never fucking it wasn't just saying it was not fucking me but it it easily could have been just and this is a really important note for anybody listening to attending crazy summer nights in a couple of weeks don't fucking do something stupid like that okay because here's the deal if i'm actually picking up on getting flirted with and and like i'm figuring that out and i have to go deal with some shit like this i'm gonna be fucking pissed so don't do that just don't don't do it anyways but i hopefully for this i have to tell you So for Mindy and James, I feel for them, and I hope that they learn some shit from this. I hope some of the other people at that party learn some shit. Yeah. Well, but they don't know what they did wrong, though. Here's the other thing, though. I got to say, I got to throw this in, too, because this sucks, but this is so very typical. It caused a huge scene everyone came over to to watch that is so that is one of the other challenges in the lifestyle that is very high school if you think back to when you're in the cafeteria right you're high school it's a junior senior year whatever i don't care make a beer and all of a sudden you're in your cafeteria and somebody else fight fucking it became like a gladiator arena i mean it was like what everybody stops to watch the fight you yeah okay you were a little goody two-shoes miss amanda didn't the rest of us stopped to watch the fucking uh linda said if she gently grabs uh gently uh grabs your nut it means she is flirting with you awesome thank you go see now i'll know so but i mean nobody walked past fights in high school you stop and watch them right and it's the same thing with life's out people love people are drawn to fucking drama like a fucking moth to the light there's a lot they will and so if something like that happens fuck yes i everybody in the party is going to be fucking all over it. If you're part of that.
Speaker2:
I would only watch to be a witness.
Speaker3:
Right. No shit.
Speaker1:
I would watch to cheer.
Speaker3:
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker1:
If you're the event host or you're the husband or whatever, you need to do everything you can to get it moved outside. Get it away. The peanut gallery does not need to be a part of it at all. I never ask and I feel bad because the lady in the actual dress came up to see what was going on I wonder if anybody what I would hope would happen you know it didn't but I is like one of the other two girls go no that's the one that's being the bitch you know that would have been funny because then it could have turned into like a huge like battle royale i mean but i forgot to ask so i wonder if when she came out screaming at him if she told them what she heard uh yeah you know and i don't i don't know how you dare you call me a bitch and a slut you don't know me yeah i don't know what was being screamed and i didn't i didn't ask and and when i say scream what's funny with this one is i actually talked to him on the phone. I didn't just do an email with him, because I sent him an email, and they asked that they could call me. I said, yeah. And I talked to him on the phone, and you could hear the pain in the voices. You know? You just... I get it. It's frustrating. But, you know, shit happens. Could be worse. Probably.
Speaker3:
I mean, you know. Hey, look at the bright side of this. At least they weren't talking about you.
Speaker1:
So, you know, there you go.
Speaker3:
Great news. Great news. You're not actually a bitch or a slut. So congratulations on that. At your third event, you haven't even reached the status of being called a slut. No, you've not earned that yet. You've got at least got more. Well, I don't.
Speaker1:
Maybe. I mean, I don't know. I guess. Well, they wouldn't have been able to describe her dress because it would have never been on, so they wouldn't have been able to describe her that. I'm not following, what? Yeah, I'm having a reset. I hate it when I don't follow. I know. Where's the button? I didn't tell you what. It's all right. Okay, there you go. It's slow moving. So yeah I like that question I hate that we have those type of questions but I love those questions still would kind of like to see it I mean I still want to have a drink with her because I'm like I'm bigger than a Ronda Rousey just coming out like fucking side head like bam this is the other with this? At least she came out yelling and didn't just come out and just go beeline shit up and just fucking sucker punch one of them. I mean, there you go. Now you've got assault charges and that's when shit gets weird. So, you know, there's no there's no tickets involved. There's no criminal activities involved. It's all good. Did the two girls like fight back i did you know they didn't actually landed they didn't he didn't say if they had to be restrained at all or not or i think if it was you i'd have been so caught up god i think i don't know if i would have thought to restrain you i think i'd just be like holy fuck she just punched that chick what the fuck and then i've been like you know that would if you came into that would i'd probably just stand there going ah because you've never been in a fight so to see you do that i'd be like Thank you. And then I'd be like, you know, that would, if you came in, that would, I'd probably just stand there going, ah, because you've never been in a fight. So to see you do that, I'd be like, you know, I would, I would automatically make the assumption, whatever had happened in the bathroom was really fucking bad. And I'm sure, I'm sure they're going, this is not what he envisioned happening in the bathroom. I've only had one person my entire life come at me with a fist and she just had it cranked back. I heard you call me this. Technically, I did, but not to her. And I went, I wouldn't say a thing like that about you. Where did you hear that from? Oh, my gosh. No, we're friends. I would never say anything like that. Are y'all listening to this? Are yall documenting it i would just throwing that out there i was like in sixth grade i could lie she just got better at it she got older i was in the south in the south you fake oh shit what time is it or you can be time to go fuck yeah rock on all right so hey so uh quick shout out to our sponsor again real quick one thing about it don't forget asn lifestyle magazine vote check them out they are great it is a great magazine and it is a great resource for you so asn lifestyle magazine don't forget full swap shop uh as well and again we're so excited be part of the brand new uh getting real with casbah and um send us an email crazy k-r-a-z-y dot k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com you can send us also your questions we'll have you to answer them follow us on twitter at truth crazy listen to us on full swap radio we're on every monday uh and monday at 5 and again 11 p.m central standard time there's an app for that uh along with a whole bunch of other great shows uh don't forget to check those out and hey don't forget to check your friends out at uh forbidden omaha forbidden hashtag hyphen fuck omaha.com if you can find their website it'll be worth it just saying uh yeah so with that being said hey you know what we'll see how that by the way they'll be at crazy summer nights, the one of our sponsors.
Speaker2:
Yes, they will.
Speaker1:
With that being said, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I will, and the only way I ever fucking want to. I think I said that wrong. You certainly did.
