Send us Fan MailThis week we get Kinky and I mean with a fetish or a kink. Ms Amanda finally got to dabble in the world of Kink and participate in rope play. She did Suspension for the very first time! Amanda really takes over the show. You are going to get to hear her opinions and description s of the event. We also talk a lot about all of the though that went into doing this, the questions to ask and how awesome the guy was that did it!! IF you have every thought about this or other kinks this is the show to hear! Real, Honest, Sexual and Funny. All this in only an hour check it out today. Listen to all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors at http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.com Visit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm Cole, I'm your host with the most... Cole. I did that wrong. How did I do that wrong? And I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and all over this shit, Miss Amanda. Hey. Man, that was nothing sexier than that. Hey! Anyways, we're here to fucking... We're here to get y'all hot and bothered. Can you tell? That was that sexy smoker voice. We're here to get y'all hot and bothered. This is season, I don't even know what the fuck we're doing. Speaker2: Four. Speaker1: I've got to write down the time. Hold on. Speaker3: Season four, episode 166. Speaker1: Go ahead. Speaker2: Keep going. Speaker1: What's next? Speaker2: I don't know. Speaker3: Our sponsors are some shit. Speaker1: There you go. Look at you go. It's like you've been doing this with me the whole time. Anyway. I just don't listen to you. Wow. This is why our marriage is successful. Anywho. External affairs and not listening. Yay. Good plan. My beard is so long it's touching the microphone. That's fucked up. Anyways. Okay. So yeah. Paid sponsors real quick. ASN Lifestyle Magazine magazine three million fucking swingers can't be wrong and if they are they're a mob and they're going to take over the world and fuck you whether you're ready for it or not well if they weren't fucking they'd be lame they'd be they're all over it uh but if you want to know all the latest and greatest going on asn lifestyle magazine.com now here's the cool thing don't forget there's an award show coming up september we're're going to be there. We're going to be presenting. We're up for awards. You can be a part of our victory. Be our victory. We need your help. Vote. You can vote every single day on asnlifestylemagazine.com. Asnlifestylemagazineawards.com backslash vote. You can vote every single day, once once a day we need you to vote for full swap shop crazy winter nights and crazy truth we need you to do it and you know what so go vote light up the polls you have till july 31st we want to take home some hardware there's gonna be porn stars there and i hope to be hard and wearing one of them anyways uh with that being said so we're in categories like best lifestyle or adult industry supporting business uh best lifestyle adult business new for under a year old best online retail store best uh event that's crazy winter nights we really want that one uh best adult podcast and best lifestyle podcast vote you know what I think they should do vote there you go by the way don't forget to visit fullswapshop.com check it out today uh all their cool stuff that's swag sports and shows there you go all right see how quickly i blew through that shit like a trained fucking professional i'm an animal animal i tell And sorr and so with that being said okay i am now leaving the show no and i'm done what you're not done okay so last week we talked about if i hit 30 pounds uh-huh i was gonna get a hood piercing you were which is similar to a hood ornament just saying go ahead it's gonna be our duck hopefully oh will you get one of the rubber duck ones the piss off duck sucker smoking scar on your pussy that'd be awesome they even make such a thing yeah i bet they do i bet you i can find one oh good god will you get a little middle finger like a crazy ch I'm one or not. Amanda's pussy's going to flick you off. Amanda's pussy's going to flick you off.
Speaker3:
Anyway, I did hit it on Friday, but I won't get it done until after crazy summer night.
Speaker2:
Yeah. So then a vag.
Speaker3:
So I can submerge in the pool.
Speaker1:
And here's the thing. With a flick-off finger, it may get a weight. Then she'll have a super angry vag. And an angry vag will have a flick-off finger and that'll be cool as fuck.
Speaker3:
I don't want an angry vag.
Speaker1:
Maybe you do. You know what an angry vag does? It grabs a dick and it'll be cool as fuck. I don't want an Angry Vag. Maybe you do. You know what an Angry Vag does? It grabs a dick and it just fucking holds on to it and goes, and it'll make it come even harder. If you'd like to see Miss Amanda's Angry Vag, tax money fuck off
Speaker3:
wow
Speaker1:
trust me after it gets pierced when you start putting a needle through your vag through your hood it's going to be angry it's going to hate you for a little while you know what else is going to make it angry what when I walk by and flick it do that and I'll flick your lonely nut hey one is the loneliest number Just saying But that'll be cool So are we gonna have like Are you gonna have like Are you gonna get a big A big dangly Finger or What kind of hood ornament do you want to get?
Speaker3:
No it'll probably be a flipping bar I'm not putting something dangly in it
Speaker1:
I don't know if you want a flipping bar What if Your boyfriend has a fucking That's just it He has his dick pierced
Speaker2:
So now it'll be like the ring toss game Thank you. I don't know if you want a flipping bar What if Your boyfriend has a fucking
Speaker1:
That's just it he has his dick pierced So now it'll be like the ring toss game So I get it So what you're going to do is It's going to be carnival sex Step right up Three loops one an animal You're going to have to carry stuffed animals with you At all times to give your boyfriend a stuffed animal If he fucking gets a hook three times in a row Wow
Speaker3:
That's all I got
Speaker1:
Thank you. You're going to have to carry stuffed animals with you at all times to give your boyfriend a stuffed animal if he fucking gets a hook three times in a row. Wow. That's all I got is wow. Wow. I so cannot wait for that phone call. I don't want you to say anything. Just come up and go to the conference room. You know where it's at. Just get up here. Keep your mouth shut and bring pliers. Don't say anything. Just bring pliers. I don't want to hear any of your smartest comments. Just fucking bring pliers. Shut up. Get here fast. And a Band-Aid. Ow. Hey, when you left, you just had a bar. Now you come in with a bar and a loop. I'll be damned. This will be like kids when they first get braces. That's going to be awesome. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to be. Now I'm going as a ringmaster for fucking Halloween. Oh, you already were, weren't you? Yeah, but I didn't have something to bark about this time. Now I do. Step right up. So for those of you. Hey, you know what? Oh, this is awesome. So for crazy summer nights, buy your tickets you can ride the original version and then buy your tickets for the for the coming soon for the new improved version the robo vag because you're gonna go from metal from no metal to metal rock on yeah you know we're gonna do after you get this done shut up we're gonna take and go and we're going to every airport for no apparent reason we're gonna go everywhere where there's metal detectors hey i think i need to run to the city county building what for i don't know beep i've had it go off for no for no reason and then she's like i need to scan you I'm like, okay. Yeah, but when I... And then she runs in and she goes, oh, do you have a piercing? But... no reason and then she's like i need to scan you i'm like okay yeah but when she runs it and she goes oh do you have a piercing no no i'm good but here but sometimes the zippers do it but here's the thing when i hook a piece of metal onto it purposely it's like that's gonna be a new game how sensitive are the are the metal detectors we I'm going to hook like a tiny fucking loop little fucking things on there so that it'll be like yay, let's go in. Ding. This is going to be fucking
Speaker3:
awesome.
Speaker1:
I'm so excited. Oh, look, we already have people, for those of you who don't know, we do do this in front of our live secret Facebook group, KazBank. Shh, don't tell the others. And look, we already have people lining up to buy tickets.
Speaker2:
Perfect.
Speaker1:
That'd be three for five dollars. Three for five, ten for twenty. Away we go. Step right up. Play the hoop game. So now I've got to go find where I can find bulk stuffed animals.
Speaker2:
I really... This is fucking awesome alright what else would you like to talk about this is great this show is going awesome so far nothing from nothing especially when the peanut gallery is in real form so here's the thing hopefully when you get it Pierce we'll be able to do a live show on full swap radio and we can do a live a live event of you getting your your hood no shit on this clink oh don't worry i'll get that clink what happened dropped dropped it oh no you know what do you think they have now think about this for a minute not for you but some girls may are kind of like deep and wide so like on mechanics have like this magnet on the end of a stick that extends so if you drop a if you drop like a ratchet or a socket you can get it down the engine do you think that piercers have that in case they're piercing some chick that's, like, gaping? And they, like, lose a piercing and be like, ch-ch-ch-ch.
Speaker1:
There it is. No.
Speaker2:
Let me pull those flat backs and let's see what we can find in here. Going in, Bob. Send in the canary.
Speaker1:
Okay.
Speaker2:
Why? This is so fucking awesome. I love this shit.
Speaker3:
I mean, why?
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker3:
Anyways, moving right along. He's in rare form. No, I'm fucking, yeah, I've been sitting around all day. Okay. All right, next. All right, so we'll be showing pictures of that, the Miss Amanda Clitride. So what else happened this weekend? So our show tonight, real quick, so let's talk about our shows. Our show, and we're not, we want to talk about, usually we don't talk about our adventures. No, not really. Because most of our adventures kind of suck. Just the stories of, you know, stupid shit. Yeah, just epic fails. Womp. No, but so, but we're going to talk about our adventures because. Probably on the tailgate of a truck was not an epic fail. Oh, no, that was just epic. But anyway, so so but what we're going to talk about because you uh did something see we're all about bucket list things right and you accomplished a i don't really have a bucket list no no you don't have a bucket list we you you got to we talked about it in the past there's some things you wanted to try and obviously so for a precursor for everybody obviously we know stuff about bdsm and the kinkster world and and we know stuff about lots of things we do not claim to be experts in the bdsm world at all no uh but we've been around it we've been exposed to it there's certain things i'm gonna try so the the first thing is that's part of what makes us exciting is that we're talking about stuff that is not like our normal path so but it's cool shit that you've always kind of wanted to try so take it away fuck off it started like three years ago talked about getting tied for one just tied up with rope but then it led to suspension yes and i'm like oh well let's look into that well but i didn't know anybody that did it right or that i knew very well you didn't know anybody that you trusted well that i didn't know him right well yeah you know let's go with knowing okay so it was gonna happen at the last crazy winter nights yes and this this guy came in to ask me questions because apparently there's a whole big mental thing to it for me i think that they felt well i don't know well we'll come back to that in just a second yeah we will come back to that go ahead really we talked a little bit the time that he wanted me to do it was a time that i would need to get ready for a formal event Thank you. that in just a second yeah we will come back to that go we talked a little bit the time that he wanted me to do it was a time that i would need to get ready for a formal event so i'm like yeah no we'll just pass well it's a good thing i wasn't feeling the vibes anyway right so there it goes one guy that we knew said well i'll do it and i'm like yeah how well do i know you you have to trust you have to know you have to feel comfortable if you don't know somebody you you references references yes references i'm just saying i know i'm just enjoying this right now.
Speaker2:
Go ahead. Keep going.
Speaker1:
Because this is usually the roles are reversed. So I'm just going to randomly throw in things here and there. And I'm going to pick my nose real quick.
Speaker3:
Don't pick your nose.
Speaker2:
Okay. So. After.
Speaker3:
Stop it. Fuck off. Because then you're going to make me like me like i'm not gonna make you choke i'm not even gonna look at you no shut up just keep going you're gonna you're doing great give her support everybody oh shut up okay keep going so after numerous talking to different people and putting it on the back burner going yeah whenever it's gonna happen going to happen, it's going to happen. You know, I'm not going to force it. I'm not out hunting it down either. So finally. Be very, very quiet. Finally, we start laughing because this rigor that we know just happens to be somebody. Coleman, years ago, just doesn't remember. Like college. Yeah, like 30 years so so it turns out that we have somebody that passed life that it comes back in and and now we're all doing the same thing not that i haven't developed trust for him and heard well right and and but it's just it was like one more thing because yes the the trust factor the look one of the things first and foremost as we venture down this path,
Speaker1:
and you talked about it a little bit with trust, a huge part of any of this that we have learned that's very similar between swinging and kingsters and anything else is trust, and obviously having trust and a level of comfort. And we want to put this out there right now. Again, and we haven't talked about this with him on which I think I can say his name I didn't get permission I'm going to I don't care we got whatever I don't care anyway so when we talked to TR we and we went over again the fact of, look, there is some really cool shit with the kinkster stuff. And as Miss Amanda is going to strive more of her adventure being with the suspension, it strikes you and it's amazing. And we talked about the reality of the fact that if you don't know what you're doing with this you get seriously hurt you can you can fuck somebody up so i want to we want to put this out here this is the disclaimer so you can't sue casbah inc uh is uh you need if you're going to try anything do your research research, do your research, do your research on your people, trust, have a trust with, go to experts. Look, don't just have somebody that's like, Hey, look, I went and bought a rope. Want me to tie you up and hang you upside down?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
Look into what you're wanting to do because there are so many things because I do my research.
Speaker1:
She's an overthinker, everybody. I'm a Gemini.
Speaker2:
Imagine that. Okay.
Speaker3:
So I know if it's put in the wrong spot, it can cut off the nerve supply and cause instant And then we'll see you next time. I do my research. She's an overthinker, everybody. I'm a Gemini. Imagine that. Okay, so I know if it's put in the wrong spot, it can cut off the nerve supply and cause instant nerve damage. It could take months, if not, ever get sensation back in certain places. It can cut off blood supply. Would that be to your vocal cords at all? I'm kidding. It's a joke. Laugh, everybody. Go ahead. I wouldn't let that one would happen i would miss hearing your lovely voice every day oh don't hit me yes i would so that you can get dumped on your head yeah you know there's so many things that can happen and and i looked it up i knew what i was getting into before i did it yes yes you did i can't help it and here's one of the other really we have a unique situation with us when we go into to do something like this because people know know us they know who we are they know that we do this they know we have whatever and so what was one of the things that was awesome with tr was when he went through the process with you he went through the process with you he there wasn't just it's like yeah we know each other so i can breeze through it no he went through the process with you just like you were a first time person explaining what he was gonna do and and by the
Speaker1:
way and i don't i'm sure every rigor is different i obviously was allowed to be in there and take pictures and video he was very very cool about letting me do that i tried to make sure i stayed back so i wasn't like in the way like trying to help you know because that's a bad thing but when he went through the process it wasn't it wasn't an act it was I mean he he went through the process it wasn't it wasn't an act it was i mean he he went through the process and he explained what he was going to do ahead of time make sure you were okay with it make sure you understood you want to talk about making sure someone has the best possible experience they can have. That is exactly what he did. And the reason I'm pointing that out is I'm not just doing that to just like throw him personally a kudos, which I am. But again, he's a professional. He knows what he's doing. So if you have somebody that's going to do something like this on you that you want to try and they don't treat you, just because they know you're whatever whatever they don't cover all those bases to me that would be a red flag because again every we don't know shit about that world not really and and that was really as a spouse that was really comforting too because i'm watching you and i could see you were totally comfortable all the way through yeah well i mean you know but you you would have said it you would have said no if you weren't anyways but i mean no i i speak up yeah really 27 years she won't shut the fuck up anyways i'm kidding it's a joke god damn it roll with it okay so go go ahead sorry we had to keep adding these little things in there because people need to know them
Speaker3:
okay I'm like, where were we? You're talking to the microphone. There you go. First step. Don't look. Dead air. Nobody likes dead air. Talk. Shut up. Yes, it's just fine. Shut up. By the way, one negative I am going to say with this. There was no ball gags involved. That really disappointed me. No, I went over a lot anyway. Check it. I'm a dick. Okay, so I threw out on the ladies' page, what do I wear? Because I'm like going, the artistic side of me goes, you know, if I go full nude, that'd be really cool pictures. If I wear lingerie, you know, sexy bra and panties. That'll be really sexy and just more concerned about the photo aspect of what would look good in pictures. And then I was advised by several to wear clothes for your first time because of the ropes and the – I'm losing my vocabulary. Mismanagement drinking. Basically, because... She hasn't. Well, because, again, they were talking about for rope friction and for just... Friction was the word. Okay, so this is another part of it I think you should talk about, too. And the whole thing is, if you have a spouse, we had lots of, even though it was totally
Speaker1:
your choice. I mean, if I was going to let you, it's not like I was going to tell you, no, you can't
Speaker2:
anyways.
Speaker1:
But we'd made sure we communicated to make sure we were both on the same page. Because again, when your spouse has limited experience in this world also, okay, you will see shit. Look, Taylor showed us some of his other toys that weren't involved in this. If you don't know about these things, there's some scary shit. Okay, so again, communicating with your spouse and making sure or you're sitting together that you're on the same page. And like when it came to clothes, my thing was because you were like, well, what can I take pictures of so I could post blah and my whole thing was it's not about sometimes we have to put that part away and and it's about your personal experience one of the other really badass things that we were really fortunate with this you got to do this not in front of a peanut gallery oh there's a whole lot of people that would bother me one one way or the other no but still it it gave you you didn't have to uh you didn't have to to feel like you were on a show to to hide or to alter reactions or anything else so that's kind of cool so no well well jesus fucking christ bitch what we're trying to do is make sure people feel comfortable as they go through this shit so that if they don't know because there's a lot of people want to do this but they don't know how to they don't have access to the resources of people that we do right that is very so the thing is is that look if you're somebody you want to do it privately that's okay you know for until you know how you're going to like it sometimes doing shit in front of a crowd you can be worried about the crowd or what reaction you're supposed to have and not actually get the opportunity to enjoy and experience it for yourself. What the fuck is that look for? Are you fucking kidding me right now oh my god shut up the only thing that's going through my head is you're the one that puts on the show i don't well and okay and okay so i'm gonna give you okay i'm gonna give you a perfect example here the first time that i ever had knife knife blade, the only time I've had knife blade done on me was at an event in a very public setting, a very public setting. And so on top of it, it was the first time I'd been restrained. So there were a lot of eyes on me and there's a certain level, like in my mind, knew because i i mentioned on friday night i talked about that there were times i was would pull on the the i would i would try to i'd fight the restraints a little bit but i knew i'm claustrophobic but i also knew there was a whole bunch of people watching what's the one thing i could not do i could not have like just lost my fucking shit i mean think about what that would have done because i had to be on show i've never been restrained well obviously you can tell i don't have a problem with it honestly i i don't know but she doesn't like ball gags just saying's because it has your mouth open and causes your jaw to fucking lock up. Talk louder. No. All right. Go ahead. I'm going to quit. I'm going to leave. I'm going to let you just keep going from here. Okay. So I ended up wearing, I don't have leggings. Which, by the way, so Tiffany put, you can get rope burn. Your skin can twist and bleed. So I'm trying to make sure the people get in. Shannon, being involved in certain areas of the kink world, I only do things when all parties involved are informed and provide consent. Absolutely. And the crowd will distract the rope top and suspension. So if they aren't experienced, the danger level becomes astronomical. So again, this is the danger. She's pointing at one of the dangers of if you have somebody that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, don't do this to an amateur. It's because you were restrained when you were for suspension. I know that. I was getting prior to Friday night. I had never been restrained before. But she liked that part.
Speaker3:
Except, you know, when you've held my hands up like this when we're fucking. But that's beside the point.
Speaker1:
And you want to know what? You know what's going to happen? This week, I'm going to strap her to the hood of a fucking car. We'll try that one.
Speaker2:
I'm just kidding. Whatever.
Speaker1:
All right, go ahead with your story.
Speaker2:
I'll quit talking.
Speaker3:
Okay, so I.
Speaker1:
Don't you quit talking.
Speaker3:
We can't have dead air just for a second. Shut up and go my god okay so well we have to cure banter and shush it regret i just did water playing myself by waterboarding myself go ahead okay king con anyway so i wore i don't have leggings so the closest thing i had was running pants which are are thicker, thank goodness. And then I wore a tank top. Of course, I just stripped down right there. I noticed that. We were just talking. I know. I'm like, well, he knew I had piercing, so he must have seen me. I wasn't paying attention. Well, you only had nipple piercing at that point in time. Well, you still do. Oh, my belly button. Oh, yeah, that one, too. Oh, yeah, that one, too. I just keep thinking lower sorry go ahead sorry go oh my goodness just go god damn it apparently people are wondering whether or not you survived this you gotta get to that i'm here so of course i survived it okay because it was awesome so then uh hey let me choose a color of rope i wanted green which is actually a nice touch Yeah, it is a nice touch
Speaker1:
It totally is Well, but it makes sense I mean, you don't want to be looking at yourself all fucking In some color that you hate That makes sense I get it
Speaker3:
Okay
Speaker1:
Look, maybe if you had silver rope You'd have felt like it was duct tape And you wouldn't have felt as comfortable
Speaker2:
I don't
Speaker1:
I mean, I'm just saying I don't know Okay, so keep going
Speaker3:
Thank you. was duct tape and you wouldn't have felt as comfortable i don't i mean i'm just saying i don't know okay so keep going okay so you can do it so then he he starts by wrapping the rope around my waist right okay okay yeah go on i don't yeah he did yeah he did yeah i know i was there yeah okay so well i'm trying to decide if i want to go where i want to go with it how i want to go because i've been pondering this all day okay so the sensation of the rope going on and the um touch of fingers on even though it's through clothes on the skin and watching look because of course you know i was watching looking down going oh you know and watching him straighten out and making sure i was right that was that was neat right right in a seductive kind of i don't know it's kind of seductive in my world Now, let was neat. Right, right. In a seductive kind of way. I don't know. It was kind of seductive in my world. It was. Because it's a sensual touch. Watching it from the outside perspective, it was mesmerizing because it was so, watching it, it was very methodical. Well, yeah. I mean, but it was, it was you if you just the first time you see somebody just suspended you don't understand like you don't get it right as you're watching and i'm watching him do this the very methodical you know movement check movement check, you know, method to it. It really brings home the concept of there's a method to the madness. So he restrained my hands, my hands, but my arms, not even my hands, but my arms behind my back. That was different because I hadn't had that done before. Yeah. So that was different. Do you remember why he said he he did it so i wouldn't grab a hold of the rope when he pulled me back that one lifted me up one of the one of the coolest things with this is he's explaining why they the logic behind it because seriously i never thought of that until he said it was like and then it's like well that wouldn't make sense that your natural it it stopped your natural reaction. Your natural instinct is to grab. Yeah, and you didn't. No, I didn't move. But that was not an option. No, it wasn't. So now with, okay, with that then, part of what I understand is the control shift that they always talk about in BDSM, the power shift and the control shift of giving up. And that's not the right phrase all of a sudden. And you're just staring at me like you have no fucking idea what I'm talking about. No, you're talking about giving up control. But that shift. Surrendering control. Surrendering control. Because at that moment in time, you're surrendering control to a degree. But in all honesty, i didn't have control all the way through well you did well in a way right if i wanted to i could say something and change it right but i don't right exactly he's doing his thing i'm gonna give up every bit of control and he's got a way of doing stuff and that that's how it's supposed to be done and yeah i let it happen i'm not one i'm not a control freak yeah i mean you know fucking shit but sure whatever for the sake of this exercise tr you're lucky you didn't get to see the control freak sign i've seen it just saying no i'm just asking don't be a dick i'm not being a dick okay now i gotta ask you one other question because what what was one thing he told you to do when he showed you what he showed you the carabiners right right and he said what was your job to make sure that it was twisted shut that he twisted shut when he did use them did you yes because i found myself because what he said was he goes he showed you the caribbean so he's
Speaker1:
gonna use these and i i do this with him and your job is to make sure that i've done that with him and it was so funny because i found myself watching it watching him too oh in my mind going yep he did it guarantee he did not need our fucking help and it says in any way shape or form but it makes me wonder if that's also to a degree a thing of it it diverts it gives you something else to focus on like for you it's not a big deal but if you were really really nervous it's like somebody's getting a tattoo for the first time it's really nervous they'll give you something else to focus on type thing you know what i mean i wonder if that's if that's something it could be you weren't nervous so it's no what what people People don't realize.
Speaker3:
You submitted that. I wonder if that's if that's something it could be you weren't nervous so it's no what what people don't realize i just submit what people don't realize is i'm a very analytical logical thinker so i already plus i do yoga and i meditate so i can clear my mind and have absolutely nothing going through it so when it's quiet i'm just sitting there and i'm just like and not thinking of a thing it's kind of weird but whatever when he did go around my leg it caught a pussy lip i'm like okay trying to lift up my leg trying to get it loose because well my arms are suspended i can't just move it they weren't suspended they were tied up yeah and i couldn't and and you got your i had an eye itch because i had to come over and put my finger out for you to scratch your eye as soon as as soon as my arms were behind me i'm like damn it my it's just yeah so cole had to come over i'm like just leave your finger there i was the assistant i was awesome i love it anyways go ahead i want you poking my eye out okay so what are you laughing at? Nothing. Just keep going. That big thing. Did you want to do a half time? Oh, yeah. Hey, real quick. We're going to take a quick break. Hold on. Right now. Hang in there with us. I've been waiting all fucking week for that. We'll be right back. Hey, do you have cool merchandise? Of course you fucking don't unless you've been to full swap shop you know there's some great shows on full swap shop crazy truth has merchandise in bed with nikki venus cuckold front porch swingers swinging flamingos upside down pineapples sunshine sex talk with sunshine full swap radio has merch on there and so many more i'm trying to think about asn has merch on there so go check them out today get your cool merch don't be left behind dork get some cool shit at fullswapshop.com really now we're back and now thanks for hanging with us back Back to Amanda. Such a dork. Wow. Wow. Okay, so I have rope around my legs, rope around my waist. My arms are tied behind my back. He's looping carabiners and looping it through, and I'm like, okay, it's going to happen. I know it's going to happen. And then, of course, you know, he wails, and I'm like, well, he doesn't wail. He pulls back. And I go up. Of course, you know, your hands, your feet course you know he wails and i'm like well he doesn't wail he he pulls back and i go up of course you know your hand your feet you know it didn't take much because i'm short anyways go ahead so you go up and you're like holy crap but you don't know what which way your body is to go. Am I supposed to still be sitting? Well, with it logically thinking, analytically, it's wrapped around my waist. That's where the carabiner is. That's where the center of the grave. That's what's going to be directly below the ring. So I'm just like, okay. But my feet are dangling. I'm like, I don't get it. But I did get it. Because it took a minute.
Speaker1:
But the ropes burn a little bit you feel the ropes you feel the ropes because you know i guess i was more anticipating around my ass because that's the most cushioned of my whole entire body is my ass and my legs so i was anticipating that but when it got me around my waist i was like okay thank god i do yoga yeah because you well okay arms tensed up back behind me i was all tensed up and of course you know you have to tense your stomach when you when you have ropes in the side of it you're like okay okay but you have to breathe and then i'm like going okay do breathing you said oh my gosh it sounds like you're in labor well i'm trying to breathe through it but i'm well okay so at first you could see you could see your body you stiffened your you stepping your body up and then knowing you like i do i've seen it and i saw you literally make the decision and and but that's what it is i do is you made the decision to stop fighting stop stop fighting it it's like take a deep breath take a deep breath clear your mind right and just And you could see a total shift in your body and i think that that is you know i i everybody get how they the headspace and all that's totally different for everybody but for you that was a huge part because you could literally see i could see then yes then you were breathing and i joked about you going you weren't going but you were deep breath you closed your eyes and you could literally just see you quit fighting maybe that's the maybe that's the surrendering of control it might be but but that was the part where and that i think that because when he first put you up he said you're going to want to get pictures because I don't know how long she's going to be able to be in that position because we both thought you could start to see you sweat a little bit. And I think we both thought initially that it's like, oh, okay. Because here's another thing. Again, a fucking, this goes back to working with someone that is a professional and knows what they're doing that you trust. The entire time, okay, he's talking. TR is talking, explaining what's going on, and we're still talking and kind of joking and whatever, but he is intently focused on you. Look, I could have been running around with my hair on fire, and I don't think he'd have noticed because he had one focus to make sure you were okay. And that was his focus. And he was watching you. And, and he's like, that's what he said. He goes, you're going to want to get pictures. Cause I don't, I don't know how long she's going to be able to want this position. And cause, and he is watching you and that focus again, this is what you want from someone that, that if you're giving, if you're submitting control, you're, you're turning over control
Speaker3:
I don't know. focus again this is what you want from someone that that if you're giving if you're submitting control you're you're turning over control you want someone that is that focused there is not a doubt in my mind that if you would have winced or anything because he would ask you are you okay he's watching he's watching your whole body your whole faith he's watching the whole thing looking for changes and again from my standpoint as a significant other watching that's comforting so go ahead keep going okay so then he puts rope around my feet and ties my feet up that was way more comfortable it is not a comfortable experience but it's not supposed Right. Right. So it was just kind of odd. What? No. Go ahead. So then I was let down back on my feet. Okay. Well, I was playing with my feet, moving them in and out. Right. So I was playing around once I got comfortable and not that I didn't feel secure because i did right but i moved my feet trying to think i could adjust maybe i can make a little bit more comfortable and move my feet right and it did a little bit and no i never got to pinata her i did have a bad he did have a bad out and i would thank you tr but but i did not get to actually slap her with the bat when she was up i wouldn't have done that yeah anyways just saying go ahead so then he rearranged the did he rearrange the ropes redo them and no he in certain parts you redid certain parts of them to change how you to the back yeah how you were going to be suspended your arm still stayed he's my arm stayed the whole time yep yeah so that he could suspend you differently because that's when he suspended you. Face down. Face down. Yep. Which was, again, as you talked about, hands, the natural reaction would be to throw your hands out in front of you and you can't do that. There was times I stuck my arms out. Now, my arms won't go so far and I know that from yoga. Right. But, you know, it was pretty cool. cool okay when you're on your stomach though and you have ropes around your waist to breathe is a challenge right because you've got something pushing on your stomach and then you're supposed to take a breath right right yeah doesn't work out the best so you have to like readjust yourself and try to breathe now apparently i didn't last very long in that position because apparently my whole body was turning red yes yes you're you're starting from your the top of your skull it was matching your hair I was warm in there it went and it was not hot in there at all it could have been a hot flash it went very quickly and again, huge kudos, because immediately he saw that,
Speaker1:
and you weren't in that position very long.
Speaker3:
He goes, you better do it quick, because I'm not staying here.
Speaker1:
Yeah, and again, and you were like, yeah, that was quick. So here's the other thing. So now you've got to do two different positions so far with it,
Speaker3:
and that's awesome on top of it. So, you know, this is like anniversary special anniversary rope time just going out there go in so what did you just say anniversary rope time no i heard that part two positions okay yes because then you then he had you that third position no yeah you were just up you were face down and you're on your back one time i was on my back you're on your back and then i was face down that's two positions and then one time you're just up the first time you're just up initially just put you up i keep saying up you know up yeah i was in a town fucking up up no up zimba up no no he he lifted up yeah because at one point in time your feet were in front of you like a chair and then because he said he goes he could fold you in half but he didn't that was when i was laying on my bag okay well in my world it was three fucking positions but apparently it was only two but that's okay well you know what just high all i know is get to hit her at all. I would have been in for doing the inverted. Because there'd been less pressure on my stomach. I would have peonyotted your ass so fucking bad. You would have gotten knocked in the nuts. No, you wouldn't have. No, you couldn't have done shit. You were like a hanging piece of meat. You weren't going to do shit. Thank you. TR would not have let me fucking do that, too. But that's too bad. So so then anyway so then let down your you gain your your all your blood supply no no not let down it wasn't a let down you were put down i was put down yeah i was set down on the ground yes yeah and then the ropes come off right now the ropes coming off is pretty a cool sensation is it for why what is it was it the blood flow is it i'll describe that with somebody else's description because it's hard it this one gal i ended up talking with somebody else that had the same experience today or this weekend and she had the best description of how it felt for her okay so i will go through that in a second okay but now if i were naked besides being rope burned besides besides rope burns the rope tying would have been erotic. Gotcha. Okay.
Speaker2:
I've tied rope on myself and been sopping wet.
Speaker3:
Right, right.
Speaker1:
Amanda's 50, and it doesn't happen quite like that anymore. No, but the next time I see what he says, I'll squirt you with the hose.
Speaker3:
And you see right here, and he grabbed it. I'm like... Okay.
Speaker2:
Nummy.
Speaker3:
Yeah, I'm like, he's not meaning it sexually but if he does it again I'm going to end up getting really wet
Speaker1:
that's awesome
Speaker3:
just so you know
Speaker1:
so the short version would you be willing to would you do it again because he said there's other nots and stuff to do
Speaker3:
yeah to try it again
Speaker1:
there you go so there's the first thing it's a great experience so overall scale of 1 to 10
Speaker3:
10 being the best one being the worst how would you rate ten being the best one being the worst i heard you differently sorry i've been great man i've been like no no wait let's ask this again fuck no what how would you rate first how would you rate the overall experience of trying something new not but i mean with the experience of of how the process and everything went one to ten how would you rate the process and how would you rate how would you rate well hands to your side that's where they're tied how would you rate suspension overall for your first time trying what would you say i wish i would have been a little bit more prepared on the discomfort okay so i'd probably go with like an eight or nine okay his job in doing it was a 10 right but my comfort level right well it's first time it's new yeah okay. Okay. All right. So now, go ahead.
Speaker2:
So this is awesome. So you got your perspective. This other gal that had it done this weekend.
Speaker1:
She had it done as well. It was her first time also, correct? Different place, different person, but it was-
Speaker3:
Different place, different person. She did it naked.
Speaker2:
Okay. All right.
Speaker1:
She did it naked.
Speaker3:
She did it naked because she was at a nudist camp.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
So she did it naked. Okay. All right. And I'm just like, oh, you did it naked. I'm like, I can't even imagine. I'm so glad. Now, here's something that's funny. I'm going to throw this in there also. She is also short like you are. Yes, she is. I think we're the same height. So, yeah. So I just only reason to put that out there is because I would imagine it's different. If someone was 6'3", how they it would be different somebody that's 4'11 and a half just saying you need longer rope i'll be here i'll be here all week long thanks so much like i don't think it really matter how tall you are really maybe i don't know no i don't i've never done it before apparently do you want be next? You know what? I would not do that to TR. Jesus. You know, yeah, that'll look sexy as fuck. Four guys having to waste my fat ass up there. That'd be great. I'd look like you'd like bone the pyramid. Heave ho. Heave ho. All right. So anyways, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm just saying. Oh, boy. So you, okay, there you go. So there you go. What? You have her by a couple inches. So a crazy summer night? Well, I remember standing next to her a crazy summer night. Yeah, I think she was a little, I think we even checked. Yeah, well, there you go. Okay, so okay, so go ahead and continue. Progress. Tiffany says, yes, you need to do it. Oh, my lord. Only if we have a bunch of it'll be like the fucking monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Oh, way oh. Huh. Way oh. Oh, way oh. Anyway. He's going to need a stronger fucking rigging unit for that, yeah. Okay, so she had the best description. Okay. Because I said, I'm using that. And she goes, okay, do it. Okay, she said, being tied, the anticipation, and knowing I'm giving up control and trust I'm giving, that is not my norm. My own buildup, all senses heightened, crazy, wet, like a crescendo into an orgasm, but ultimately cognizant of all my surroundings. The suspension itself, everything else went away. I can't describe it otherwise. The untying itself was my climax. That was when my euphoria hit. The last rope untied was the warm flood over my body so i can sense that because my question to her was what was the best part was it the rope tying or was it actually being suspended and she's like i never really thought of it one one over the other because i got more out of being tied and untied than i did out of actually suspending in the air okay that's badass okay it's badass for a couple of reasons one uh everybody has their own thing mike we are not putting coal at the center of a tug and war we're talking about suspending not drawing quartering coal okay so one one is you both tried something new that you want to try kick ass but what's so cool about this is and it helps for people that are new wondering and trying to learn what is so how come people like certain fetishes kinks bdsm whatever and it's hard when you're new you ask people well you're trying to you want this definitive answer is why people like it and no one can ever give it to you and the right there is why the reason why two people you guys are similar age i think you guys are the same age or damn close to the same age okay two people completely different parts that were the highlight of of the event the same the same kink i guess it'd be a kink right correct me if i'm wrong tiffany or tr if that's not a kink but the the same event activity whatever you want to say but two completely opposite a scene well yeah it's a scene now fuck fuck off yes it's a scene but you know what i mean it's the same type it's the fact that that's why that's why when you ask people when you're new and you don't understand you ask people what what do you like about it and no one gives you the same answer it's because what is the hottest part of it is different for every person okay so tiffany says the flood she she gets a flood when she's first lifted off the floor okay okay all right so that makes that make so there again three people three completely different things that is the hot part what makes it hot that's why that's why we preach in the lifestyle don't yuck somebody else's yum because everybody has a different experience and a different reason why yes and this is also why i strongly encourage people okay and i gotta admit you are way more adventurous when it comes to trying things in the BDSM world than I am. Let me ask you this. Okay. Do you fear doing suspension because of heights and not having a solid footing because you're terrified of heights? That would freak me out a little bit, but the honest- But you're not that far off the ground. The honest-to-God truth god truth well i can be on a step stool i get fucking shaky and weird seriously the the honest god truth that and is just horrible to have to admit but it is what it is ultimately i can't give up control i think you can a little bit uh i i honest god think that think that I would, I have no doubt, TR's a pretty built dude, okay? I have no doubt he could probably lift me. It's a rope and pulley system. He could probably lift. He'd throw my ass around. But I would be like a pinata, but one that was fighting. I think you would have more issues with the hands behind your back when you're lifted up off the ground i don't think that because you have no way to catch yourself in case you were to fall i think they would have to use very strong ropes because i think that i think the amount of strength adrenaline pushing through me to because i don't i i it's actually a weakness the inability to to trust enough to give a weakness. That's, and it's probably one of my biggest ones. You've let me do a little bit, but I haven't pushed it either. Yeah. Uh, that's why there's a lot of things that you, you are way more gutsy when it comes to that world than I am. Okay. You're not big into pain at all. Okay. I'm not either,
Speaker1:
but it's like, how did I discover that? That to a degree, keep this in mind,
Speaker2:
ladies,
Speaker1:
to a fucking degree. I like my nipples nibbled, or I don't mind some biting when I'm fucking to a degree. Do not rip fucking flesh off me, but I'm just saying, how did I discover it?
Speaker3:
It was by accident because I was fucking in the heat of fucking throwing it down with a girl and she did i was like okay that's hot okay but i am way less willing to i'm way less willing to give up that control and i honest god think i think it'd be cool to do it i think i would love to have the guts enough to take and do like where you where you were face down to to do that i would love to have the guts to do that and that was not that big a deal you're only a couple feet off but i know me and i would be freaking out and here's the other problem the reality of it is people want to see me do it yeah and honestly i couldn't never okay if if we were an event and somebody and they and and it was i had to do it you would do it for a show i would do it for the show and you would never know and i would you would because you would watch the sweat pour off of me but it would be horrible for me but i would do that like if somebody came to me and said i really want to try but i'm so afraid if you go first will you do it and they really wanted to try to help somebody else do it i would do it i would hate it and i and i would go sneak away afterwards and fucking sit there and just yeah and and try not to start smoking again. I mean, seriously. But I think it's very cool when people... That's why I wanted to do this show. If you want to try something, I think it's cool when people are willing to try shit. I want to try stuff. I'm always willing to try anything twice. Yes. Because I want to find that cool thing that's different that everybody likes besides being a 50s housewife. But that's a pretty cool thing. Well, okay. There's times when I dressed up and there was times when you worked and I came home and I pampered you and it was cool. I like doing it. I got off on it. You could do it more often if you like. No, because you're home and I go to work. So maybe you need to pay the pay. I clean the house every Thursday. Fuck off. Anyways. But anyway, I want to find that magical thing. Right. I'm closer to it. Right. Because I really like the, I really like the rope. okay so the one thing you said coming home is you still really also want to do, you still really want to get the massive, you would like to learn to tie people up, not necessarily suspend people. Not to suspend, just shabari. You would like to learn the shabari part of it. Gotcha. Shabari. I'd like some sherbet too. That'd be great.
Speaker1:
No, but I mean, that's the thing. Okay, so you have tried a couple of different things now. So you have tried knife play a couple of different times. You have done, now you've done suspension once. You have been.
Speaker3:
I've been flogged.
Speaker1:
You've been flogged a little bit. You're not big time. You've had some other sensory type. Depri other sensory type things. Light sensory deprivation. We were talking on Friday night. Yeah. So you've had some things and, I mean, with the exception of stuff that's hardcore pain, you've been pretty open to trying most things you know so so this one you're
Speaker3:
willing to give another try to is there anything is there any other kink out there that you go right now that you know of i mean it can change because we learn about new stuff all the time that you really go i would really like to to try eh no idea okay because i don't know what all's out there. Great show. No, no. Shut the fuck up. No, I mean, that's, you know. Yeah. What are alien eggs? Apparently alien eggs or something. I don't know what alien eggs are. I don't know what we're sticking in you now. We're going to go with it. Chicken eggs? Do they hatch? I'm willing to try. I don't know. If you lay an egg out of your bed, that would be fucking awesome. Just saying. Hey, Cadbury. That tastes fucking fishy. Weird. Anyway. I'm just, you know, whatever. Sorry. But, you know, I'm always'm always up to trying sweet that's what it's about next up so no so here's the challenge i have for everybody that's listening send us emails let us know what send us send us email let us know uh uh something that you tried whether you liked it or didn't like it and why we'd love to see some of those maybe we'll put you on the air if we put you if we put your story on the air you'll get a free shirt there how about that look at me go he's excellent with eggs i i like scrambled eggs what ovipository i don't know i'll have to look we're gonna have to search that because now i just want an omelette i don't even know what that is probably don't but that's weird anyways omelette eggs get it got it you know what you can? You can't make a new sex thing unless you crack a few eggs. Wax? Wax on, wax off. I have very sensitive skin. So I've been told. You've never played around with sex wax. No, I haven't. So it depends. Getting know getting waxed i burn so i'm terrified to try anything that will burn me you know but i'm going to try like a ring of fire thank you thank you over here it's inserting gelatin eggs into any of your orifices gelatin eggs can you eat them afterwards what? What do you do with them? Oh my god. Do you remember finger jello? Would you stop it? What? You don't want sugar down there. She's laying eggs as she goes across them. It feels like the biggest cream pie you'll ever experience. Plus, you'll feel super fall if we shove a bunch of them in there at the same time. If you do it around Easter and you put them all in a basket afterwards. I've had a hysterectomy, so there's only so much it can fit. I was going to say, all of a sudden you've got eggs coming out. That's like a magic trick waiting to happen. Can we do that with, like, handkerchiefs, too? Do-do. See, this is where I'm not invited to these sorts of parties. It's sticky. All right. Hey, with that being said, guess what? The show. Hey, time's up. Time's up. We got to go. We're going to go hide some Easter eggs. Anyway, so with that being said, a shout out to our sponsors again. Don't forget ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Hey, all of you guys listening live, go vote for us in all those categories right now. Vote. At ASN Lifestyle Magazine Awards.com backslash vote. Full swap shop. Crazy truth. Crazy winter nights. Just saying. Also Full Swap Shop. Hey, I heard that name before. Buy your cool swag. You listen to the shows. You read the mag. Come on, fuckers. Go buy some swag. FullSwapShop.com. Send us your emails at crazy.kazba. That's K-A-S-B-H dot K-R-A-Z-Y at gmail.com. Visit our website at crazyazba.com follow us on twitter at truthcrazy and here's something there's an exciting announcement coming about a brand new show a brand new show that's getting ready to launch you want to be a part of this it's going to be hot sexy and funny this new show is going to be fucking hilarious and it's not ours no it is ours but well we're just hoping we're facilitating the show it's going to be badass but you're going to be fucking hilarious and it's not ours it's no it is ours but well we're just helping
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