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hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you is that actually on is that on do i need to blurp this out no hey you crazy motherfuckers is the fucking camera on do you see the red yeah that fucking on? Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Is the fucking camera on? Do you see the red? Yeah. I thought you said fly. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I just wanted to see if Amanda would be paying attention. I'm your host with the most.
I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and somewhat agitated Miss Amanda. You think? Dipshit. You know what? It's good for you to occasionally start the show. This is your moment. Shine with it. In fact, you know what? Here's the deal. Here's the questions. I'll do the things and then I'm going to leave. Come on, Babs. Keep going. No, you can do this. You've got this. Shut up. Can you look more enthusiastic for the video? Sitting about half fucking asleep. Jesus Christ. Okay, whatever. I'm sorry.
Some of us wake up wake up butt ass early and some of us wake up and take your ass to work then we come back and go back to bed dumb ass but i'll but i will be up many many hours after you've longed this is very true because like seven i'm a princess i need my sleep you sure do you little diva a A diva cooter. I'm not a diva. Okay, so, hey, shout out to people, things, and places. These will be our paid sponsors. ASN Lifestyle Magazine, you know what? Tits, they can sag. Balls, they will drop. Brains can get squishy. But if you read, they'll last longer.
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I'll paint while you talk. Oh, wow. You are so lame. Pussy. I don't know what you're talking about. Of course you are. You're talking about the lid being off the fucking paint is what I'm talking about. Okay, so what do we have going on? What do we have? So, hey, you know what? We had another fun weekend.
We were out at our good friends over at forbidden again we were and uh that was a ton of fun so again if you haven't been there or don't know about them where the hell have you been geez they're one of our sponsors you know at crazy summer nights uh check them out they have a cool website it is forbidden slash or forbidden hyphen omaha.com check them out today sign up get a. It should be a destination spot. You know what they have? They've got places. They've got music. They've got tables. They've got rooms. And they've got places to fuck. Just saying. On-site play club.
Actually, great people. Derek and Alyssa are a lot of fun. She likes nachos. She had me craving nachos. And I never went and got any. She had me craving nachos, too. Yeah, I'm yeah i'm sure that's what we're going with anyways uh but there's two craving tacos yes she did have me craving tacos uh but uh they're super cool folks so check them out sign up today uh they've got all types of different members if you want to check them out forbiddenomaha.com that was a lot of fun uh we ran amok well i ran. Well, I ran amok. I was drinking. Yes, I drove your drunk little ass home. You did.
And I was drunk the night before, too. Where were we at the night? Well, we were there the night before, too. Well, Friday night, you were really drunk. Yeah, Friday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Oh, well. So bad. I mean, it was bad. I was drunk. Not as bad. I was I was drunk. I didn't get drunk last night. We normally record on Sundays, but it's a Tuesday. No, well. I didn't get drunk last night, but I had a bunch of drinks. Because it's my 30-year class reunion, and all my classmates think I'm a lush. So I just thought, you know what? I don't have enough things to do.
You know what we should do? Let's plan. Help plan a class reunion. and so we're talking about having it close to a hotel so people are tongue in christ or they get drunk i'm like hey i can get us discounts at this hotel and then they started asking questions how i knew like people to get party buses for how i knew which hotels to get discounts at yeah and then the gossip machine started and someone goes i bet you so-and- nope. Nope. I'm like, no, I know for a fact they're not. And one of the other gals in our class knows. Yeah. And so she's looking at me smirking. She just dies.
She's chomping at the bit to tell people about it. So I'm sure she'll be sharing your Pornhub thing before it's all said and done. Whatever. That's all right. It's all good. It's going to be the first of your classmates to find out. No shit. Slut. Okay, so anyways. Hey, I've seen some of your classmates' dicks. Congratulations. And that's before the reunion. Just think at the reunion. You'll be the most popular non-graduate there. I don't know. If she went to her class, but she fucking rocks. No, she sucks everybody's dick like that. She married that nerdy guy, Cole. I'm faking on you.
And it was great doing the show with you guys tonight. I think one of our other podcasts has a flash up of you in school. What? Oh, yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. So you have to go and watch all the YouTube videos to find us. And look, here's the thing. If you guys want to see, I'll tell you what we'll do. Send us a letter. Send us an email. CrazyKazba.com. No. Crazy.Kazba at gmail.com. If you send us, send me a letter that says class photo.
For each class photo, each one of those I get, I will bring another picture of me from my high school years and flash it up on the screen in celebration of my 30-year reunion. Now, if you send me a naked picture and you're a super hot chick, I'll come visit you and show you that separately. I'm just kidding. You know what we need to talk about? We need to talk about the fact of being a guy sucks.
I got whole fucking thing on this i have questions so i'm trying to decide if i want to just dodge that because guys get a bad rap so what so well there i hey look there is a part of this shit you know and and i'm notorious even on my rants if you listen to my rants i'm constantly'm constantly bagging on guys. Because guys do stupid shit because we're big, dumb animals. Okay? Not all of them. But, no, we are most of the time. But here's the thing. As we get older, we pay a price for our stupid. We pay a serious price for our stupid. Like, it's horrible. I can honestly tell you that.
Yeah, you know you. You know where I'm going. Yeah. You know what? Okay, so do we go down this rabbit hole? Well, if it ties in with a question, do your question first, and then we'll lead on to that. I don't know. Okay. All right. Well, stay with us, and you'll get to hear why being a guy sucks. Okay, so the first question, let's see. I kind of actually like this question. I thought it was unusual. We haven't got one like this before, so this is different. Ramos, you sexy motherfucker, you. Michael Ramos is on listening to us right now.
He is the owner of ASN Lifestyle Magazine, so you need to all write him and tell him how much Crazy Truth is the coolest show ever. Just saying. Okay. Anyway, so this is from Checking the Date in Maine. Checking the Date in Maine. Okay. Are you ready? You're supposed to repeat it. That's what show did that. It was the guy would read the question and the sidekick would repeat the question. That's worth a free bandana if you know that. So it'd be like, I'm here for a man to fuck you, Ramos. Okay, so here we go. So think that through. There was a question, and it ran multiple decades, by the way.
I can't, actually, I could tell you the bit. It's a bit within the show that I could tell you. If you can come up with the answer that you'll get a free a free bandana okay my wife and i started talking last weekend and we were wondering we started off claiming to not be swingers we were only looking dipping our toes i'm doing the little for those of you that aren't watching us you're fucking should be on our youtube but i'm doing a little finger quotation things watching uh okay so looking or dipping our toes Thank you.
watching us, you're fucking should be on our YouTube, but I'm doing a little finger quotation things watching. Uh, okay. So looking or dipping our toes and we have been for the, we have been for the last two years. Yes.
COVID hurt the timeframe, but now, uh, we have not played a ton, but we really only go to swinger events hang with swingers so are we like officially swingers now so i reached out to him because i'm my first question was like like why you don't have to shut your brain was keep adding in i'm like well why is this a big deal because they never wanted to actually uh the the connotation of being swingers so they're like are we have we made the transition they said that's the have we actually officially become swingers i'm like are you do you mean are you still in like your probationary period and and they're like kinda i mean are we actually wow holy shit good job bill uh so send me your address so they really want to know because and their whole logic behind it which is really funny their logic behind it is because you know we just can't decide if we're swingers or we're not and they just want to know if they're actually swingers depends on what label if you want labels or not it's not about labels why would you go to labels oh my god there was a post earlier that was irritating me and it was just like okay this has nothing to do with labels they just want to know if they're like legitimately part of the club i think what they're waiting for is like the secret handshake or like the decoder ring to show up in the mail or something along those lines.
So, well, I already know what you're going to say, but what is your thought on it? You can't unsuck that dick. That's my thought on it. Well, but you can step out of the lifestyle. Look, I don't actually believe, I don't believe people actually step out of the lifestyle. Once it's in you, there's always going to be an itch. It's like herpes. I think they just don't make it a priority to hook up. Right. No, you can, but mentally, to me, whether or not you're still in the lifestyle, it's not about time. It's not like a job.
There's not like a 90-day probation probationary period if you get nothing but good reports and you get to be a swinger there's no like free coats like swinger jackets there's no handshake there are secret clubs though i mean i can get where people get confused about that part of it a little bit but it's being a swinger is a mindset being a not just swinger wait a minute oh my god we're gonna see how many people kind of fend on a fucking tuesday being any part of the adult alternative lifestyle see this way we didn't leave anybody out whether you're a hippie ass naturalist naturalist part of the fucking meet and beat kinksters whatever you want to say okay it's it's all a mindset if you want to be and if if you want to be uh a biker in your own mind and you go like have a scooter and you drive around yourself you can be your own little biker gang if you want to be if mentally you're there you know you can be i've watched people get up in karaoke for that brief moment in time, by God, they are a fucking rock star.
That's the shit that is above and beyond, you know, it's all up here. That's what's so fucking great about being a swinger or being a king star. I'm joking when I say say that hippie naturalist and the mean being all that shit. But obviously, but it's all up here.
Like if you want to associate with it or not, I think to me, mentally being associated or coming to grips or understanding you are in this is important's dangerously it's it's dangerous to a relationship to convince yourself that you're not because god's honest truth you can't unsuck that dick you can't fucking unfuck that girl you can't unfuck that guy once that happens like you can't go oh well you know what we were just looking so it didn't count no you actually disagree with that kind of just a little bit how can you disagree with that because okay so so the very first couple when i said if you can find somebody that fuck me we can we'll go right were Were we swingers?
Well, at that moment in time, I was a sweaty mess. I was the train wreck variety of them. So we went and had a miserable experience where we considered swingers just because we dipped our toes in. Well, we dipped more than that, although mine wouldn't stay hard, so we were okay.
So if I would, if you said how it was, and I said that was a horrible experience experience i'll ever want to go back and do it again then we're all over because holy fuck i can't talk then we're now labeled swingers no not necessarily swingers but you can't you can't pretend like it never happened well no not that it okay so so no well that's what a lot of. The same fucking people that stand up and sing karaoke and believe that they're rock stars. I mean, when they're sober. I do. See, I just choked on that dick. When I do it when I'm drunk. I'm not going to lie.
When I'm drunk, I feel like a rock star. Okay. But I mean, sober. Get up there sober and feel like a rock star and believe they're a rock star. You know what? a twisted fucking fantasy pause just a minute oh fuck oh lord what you know my boyfriend and what you make fun of him about yeah quit yelling i don't want to have an inside voice okay sorry all right sorry i got excited yelling i can tell but mentally i broadcaster. Oh, my gosh. I don't ever want to hear you make fun of him again. Really? Yes. That's like, okay, so I can't make fun of him because of that. How about other things?
No, all I'm saying is once something happens, a lot of people will, they will take and they will use, they'll say, we swingers they'll use it to pretend like it didn't happen you have to admit you have to be able to deal with that's why we tell people you need to be sure okay if someone says okay are you swingers you can go well we tried it once yeah and it was and we and it failed and it wasn't for us that's legit would you not have a rule that went, well, you know, after the third one, we might as well claim it. There's a certain point in time that you have to be, you've got to quit trying.
If you won't admit that you are a swinger after a certain amount of times, then you're trying to play the other side of it, which is like this escape. Well, we tried it. It wasn't for us. How long did you try it for? Two decades.
25 years later we decided after 50 000 fucks you know three cases of stds fucking a failed marriage and a fucking weird bear that we adopted we're no longer in it what you can't i mean that's what people would do why are you looking like that i'm i'm being facetious with making a huge point though no i i get it we know people in this fucking lifestyle that given the opportunity to be weaselly little fucktards and and find a way to not have to admit they are would use that they'd be like well we've just been trying for the last 10 years no you haven't that's like sitting there no here's a better analogy that i got it i figured it out perfect this is the fucking jack wagon that orders a meal takes a bite and it's wrong or they don't like it whatever eats the entire thing nom and then goes i'm not gonna pay for that because my meal was wrong uh fuck you later you ate the whole fucking thing piglet what do you mean you're not gonna fucking pay for it well it was wrong i shouldn't have to pay for it it's the same thing well we've been having sex with people for two years three years but so after you stop you're still considered a swinger no you're not still considered a swinger i'm confused how are are you confused?
All I'm saying is that during the time frame, you have to own it somewhat. If you are not willing to be honest with yourself about what you're doing as a hobby, then your relationship will suffer. Yes. So that would mean you have to admit... As long as y'all are on the same page, it wouldn't. You have to admit that your hobby is fucking other people. Okay. While it's in the process, you might as well admit it. No, I'm all for that.
After the first time and y'all decide that, yes, you're going to stick with it and hook up with other people more than one, then you're a swinger and admit it and move on. Now, look, is it a perma-tattoo? Is it something that you're scarred for? Are you marked? Now, where you go with it from there is on you if you decide that, well, one doesn't want to be in it and one does, and then one hooks up on the side and is cheating. Okay, that's a whole different scenario. Look, this is not the Crips or the Bloods or the Mafia where you have to go and like, oh, I want out and I can't.
You have to be like, you know, you have to die to leave. That's not how swinging works. It's not that fucking complicated. I mean, obviously, if you decide, well, this isn't for you, rock on. It's not for you. That's okay. But while you're in it, you have to, you have to be honest and acknowledge what it is, what you're doing. I'm telling you, otherwise it's like, we're at the golf course and we're golfing. What are you doing? Bowling? What's that? A baseball bat? It's a golf club, you fuck. It's a golf club. Admit it. Why would you not want to admit you're a swinger if you are?
Because it's dirty. Well, fuck yeah. That's what makes it fun. You know, that actually brings up a great point. Oh, God. Seriously. What? Remember before we were swingers, and I always said that swinging, when I was trying to convince you, that sex is merely an action. It's a verb. Just like if everybody would have thought that basketball was dirty, then playing basketball would be dirty versus fucking. Remember that whole logic? That's really the truth. You know what? Part of what makes swinging fun is it's dirty. Well, yeah.
Every why did i grow my hair it's my best shot to get fucking laid because every girl likes a fucking bad boy right he says i hope well done by the way crazy k-r-a-z-y dot k-a-z-p-h at gmail.com if you're interested phone numbers please no anyways but it's dirty dirty is what makes it fun and i think it's so funny that the modern age is trying to make it like not that it's you know what there's even even if you look at movies and shit like that, that portrayed it like rich people swinging, right? It still had a seedy, it still had a seedy look and feel to it.
And that, that's part of what made it hot. That it just is what it is. You know, it's dirty. So fucking come on, everybody wallow in your filth. Let's get it. Well, I mean, it's not, but it is. Just, I don't know. Just saying. You are just looking at me and fucking, Jesus. I mean, you know, look at all the kinks. Seriously, look at all the, well, we can't even look at all of them. We don't have enough hours in the day because everything, you know.
I because everything you don't know all of them hey you know what i like to take broccoli leaves and rub it on my dick that's a kink vegetable fuckers i'm pretty sure i don't know i made that up but if you'd like to be part of the vegetable fuckers club please let me know i can't know anyways even even most of the kinks are like you know oh i want to like midget porn i think you know so they're little people damn it okay little people little people porn you know we want to we want to fucking watch people roll around in clam sauce and then eat each other out or whatever i mean there's all this oh look i've refereed two matches of fucking noodle wrestling and and fucking cream corn.
I mean, you name it, but all of it is dirty. And the reality is, and I think there's a lot of fucking swingers in the real world that are pushing for this mainstream acceptance. Look, here's the deal. At no point in time is it going to be acceptable to walk around wearing a shirt that says, you know, I eat leprechaun pussy because it's magically delicious. I mean, if you just... Fucking rock on. We'll make a chair like that. But I just... There's always going to be a decree.
There's always going to be a decree of dirty to to it which is fucking awesome lay i've not forgot you i just realized i hadn't sent a response back so i haven't forgot you uh so for those of you that don't know and just now are figuring out we do this in front of our live uh secret facebook group you can't talk you know why it's secret because it's dirty duh crazy Casbah Inc. Shh. Don't tell the others. So yeah, there we go. So that's just, I'm just saying. It's just, it is what it is. Uh-huh. Fuck, I'm just so fucking, you're just, you're judgy tonight. No.
I feel as if you're just like just like oh let's see how long this rope goes here you go cole go cole go no getting to the end of his leash by the way uh we were playing a game on saturday night there was a with with dice and we were shooting dice and no it wasn't craps but uh the dice came up to blow a nipple and so if you if you party with cole what you have to understand is expect the unexpected exactly because because some of the people they laughed after they got it but at first the look at the other end of the table uh and there was somebody at the table that was also fucking it's nummy but beside the point the look at the other end of the table was funny because it said blow a nipple so and you were sit next to me.
You were the nipple I had to blow. So I literally blew on your nipple. And then I went, ah. And they're looking. I'm like, well, I'm gagging on it. Isn't that hot? Because it's like blowing a dick. Actually, you were going like this. And they were just like, it took a minute. This is why we don't get invited to a lot of house parties, I'm pretty sure. Once they got it, it was funny. It just took a minute for everybody to... It's the first gag I got in. Or the gagging noise. That's because you've said enough of these shows to listen to me. Because we all know what's the sexiest sound around.
It's not the sexiest feeling, I can tell you that. Well, it is if it was Hallmark. I don't like doing it. It's a the sexiest feeling, I can tell you that. Well, it is. I don't like doing it. It's a Hallmark moment. Guys don't need flowers. We don't need chocolates. Just need gagging. We just need you to sacrifice your airways for our cock. Cock-a-doodle-doo. I've done that a couple times lately. If you choke on a clit, that'd be fun. It's sucking really hard. It's been. Some of them you don't. Just saying. Ouch. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Second of the chokes you.
Well, I was like, gosh, in the past couple of weeks, I've sucked a couple of dicks. You have. Not it. None of them were yours. You don't even remember? That is a great Now it's a party kids No Two Fridays ago I sucked your dick when we got home Are you sure? Yup Two Fridays ago What, nothing you're jacking up in front of the cop shop?
No No, yeah, okay We're not going No, it's an additional weekend sorry june was an eventful month for us can you tell yeah we got out of the house what the hell we marked it on the calendar so for those that don't know he had he he performed a wedding on sund did. On the 4th of July. Uh-huh. And it was part of the wedding party of the one where the girl was bridesmaid. Where I fucked up and I could have fucking banged the bridesmaid. Had her pussy hanging out.
She has not been invited back because at that wedding I did, she got super drunk and I had to lock her in her in her car so i'm hoping i'm doing three more of their weddings because they really like one right yeah this is like the third one of that group and i've got three more to go and i keep hoping to see this girl so do i you have no idea how much they'll want us to stay and drink with us and and they want us to stay in part yeah and they don't even know what we do i mean what now when they find out what we do then then it's going to be a smorgasbord game on of of youngins Thank you.
and they want us to stay in parking and they don't even know what we do now when they find out what we do then it's going to be a smorgasbord game on of youngins we'll have a gaggle of 20 somethings to teach then we'll be it'll be Crazy Kazma Colt it'll be the Colt Kazma it'll be like the Scientology of swinging we'll be able to have have Crazy Cold. Cold will be with a K, of course. Oh, my goodness. We'll just say it. We have fun with that. Don't. Their nails painted black. Oops, that one almost got away. Alright, so I think we're at halftime of the show Are we?
We are I'll be damned How amazing that you would know that What did you cheat looking at? Nothing, I wrote the time You are such a liar Oh, you did write the time Oh, I'm impressed Wow, this is the kind of fucking shit I put up with What do you say, just sit here Just use a C for cold Okay, fine I don't remember what it was well we need to hurry because miss amanda can't stay awake hey i've been falling asleep all fucking day don't even go there sitting at my desk i was falling asleep now hey do you want to stay awake at work? You know what you need to do? Come visit us at crazycasma.com.
Check us out today. You can find all of our cool stuff. You can find out about Miss Amanda, her boyfriend. You can buy panties, shirts, so much more. Where we're going, listen to a show. Watch a YouTube video. Stay a while. Put your feet up. Hang out. It's what we do do Come on and visit us at crazykazma.com today And you know what?
Don't forget to tell your swinger friends And bring them along too Sign up for our newsletter I'm sure we'll get one out soon crazykazma.com today We do actually have a newsletter And I do need to write one so just saying anyways for those for those of you not gonna just listening make sure you check the youtube video for that part of the service announcement uh because that's where miss amanda nearly joked on herself so thank god it's water okay so now my other question yeah yeah we'll worry about that later so let's talk about dudes for a minute let's you really don't want to do that do you?
I don't give a shit well do you just not even want to stay you want to go and call a rat day and just head on clock in early for the fucking night or what's going on? clock in or clock out? clock out whatever you're doing would I like to go to bed in? yes but it's way too early Thank you.
day you want to go and call a rat day and just head on clock in early for the fucking night or what's going on in or clock out whatever you're doing what i like to go to bed in yes but it's way too early for that shit well i could sleep though wow okay so no i'm we're actually gonna do this because here's the getting old as a dude sucks it fucking blows goats because Because, here's the thing.
I did that just special for you pumpkin because fucking hate it even on my rants i bag on guys all the time because most time guys do make stupid decisions and we do do stupid things but this i want to take a few minutes to defend us lowly big dumb animals called dudes here for just a quick second okay look here's how this shit works as you get older here's the things that start to not happen okay you start to lose your hair which is always a lot of fun. If you're lucky, it just grays. It grows exceedingly slow. Trust me, I know. That's not exceedingly slow.
You take and you lose your, you can work out a shit ton, but the reality is your strength and stamina and conditioning goes away or dwindles your overall like presence dwindles uh your dick doesn't fucking like to do it sometimes no what it does is it it just doesn't get as hard anymore it is what it is and there's there's all these parts of this right that the challenge with it is though as a guy is so many things it's like okay it's it's physical and you can exercise some parts of a way you can go see doctors for some parts of it to a degree but the reality of it is a huge chunk of the very things that make you who you are as as a guy start to go away and and now right now every woman that's older is going well the same thing happens to women yes women have their own very unique and just as legitimate issues when they get older, okay?
And we all know those. They're all well-documented, and trust me, they've all been chatted about, and that's fine. But the reality of it is that there becomes another huge mental aspect of the game that is almost indescribable. And here's the thing. It sucks to sit here at 49 years old and have this conversation and say this. Because what that means is that obviously for those of you who haven't figured it out, that means I might be dealing with it. Weird.
Anyways, the reality of it is that all those things combine where they take and when what happens is they start to attack your very consciousness and your very uh your confidence and the thing is is that it becomes it becomes a mind fuck is what it does and so the thing is is the the things that you would do to get your confidence back right are all things that are dwindling that are gone so it becomes this huge vicious circle how do you turn around how do you turn around and get your confidence back when you when when you feel like you're falling apart and and the one thing this is one small area where i think women have an advantage over guys okay we, we all talk about, oh, girls, you know, daddy issues, they love older guys.
That's bullshit. That is a complete and total fucking lie. The majority of it's, there are more younger guys that want to fuck a MILF than people running around looking for a DILF. Okay? It is what it is.
And the whole new push with the dad bod shit is just that it's bullshit okay so you get this whole fucking thing of like you try to take and find you try to find where that confidence where you're supposed to where you're supposed to find that confidence and i and i think that it's something that we don't it's it's almost like karma that's really what it is it's almost like karma for being idiots when we're younger you know because guys are also notorious when they're younger for being real self-centered when it comes to fucking and being you know all those things and it's like once you get to this point where you go okay that's fucked up and stupid and wrong now there's nothing you can do about it and i know right this is where it goes well there you can go get the pill and you go this and do that no you're missing the point of it it's not it's it's let me help you out let me help every woman out with this concept the pill ain't the same as your dick getting as hard as it used to on its own.
It's not.
It is not the same as your dick getting as hard as it used to on its own it's not it is not the same mental game in the least and that sucks it is when you feel when you used to when you feel like you used to command incredible presence in a room and and like for me i i still do to a degree okay but i don't command the presence like i used to at all and so you you walk in it it's so funny the transition as a guy that we make because at 49 years old i'm more worried about my outfit i think than most probably 20 something women are because i'm like how does it you know i don't want to show the pooch how does you know i'm trying to like and and i'm working on those things right i'm trying to get rid of those things but it's like you know we we have you you search for you're you're chasing almost something that's impossible you're chasing a shadow.
You're chasing a ghost. And that is, it's a mental mind fuck. You just want to say something. Oh, I've got a whole lot of pleasure. I just want you to get done. And so, and this is where now, luckily, my spouse is here to tell me why I'm completely wrong on my thoughts and opinion. And go, Miss Amanda. I'm not going to tell you you're wrong. But let's start off with everybody has a decrease in hormones. Yes. Men and women. Yes. With a decrease in testosterone is loss of hair, loss of physique, loss of a boner, all that shit involved.
You can go get treatment for testosterone just like we can with estrogen yes okay now then we're gonna get to how to how to develop your self-confidence a this is awesome by the way this should be documented as history right here that because you are about to give me a lecture on self-confidence yeah oh god so a you're a fucking leo yes what is a leo known for My big, beautiful name. Self-confidence. Fuck yeah. Oh, God. So, A, you're a fucking Leo. Yes, I am. What is a Leo known for? My big, beautiful mane. Self-centered appearance. King of the party. Life of the party.
You've got to be the center of attention. It's all about the look. All of that shit. And you fit it to a T. Every Leo I've ever met fits it to a T. Can't have a hair out of place. Can't have this. Can't have that. You looked at a picture that we took and you go, oh my gosh, it looks like I have poodle ears. I've offered to straighten your hair. Okay, so you want to gain self-confidence the same way women do. Because let me tell you, when we lose estrogen, our body gets fat and we get flab in places that we don't need to. And guess what? We lose hair, too. It just becomes a little thinner.
We don't actually get the actual bald spots. I will when I'm 90 because it runs in my family. I'll be dead. That'll be your boyfriend's problem, not mine. I'll wear a hat. It's all good. I'm willing to accept it. We'll put it that way. Okay. So we all have those things that we have to strive. You have to find what works for you for self-confidence.
If it's losing weight, yes, you can decrease muscle mass, but how do you have natural muscle mass when you're younger and it doesn't take much to develop that muscle mass so when you get old you actually have to fucking work for it we've seen people we went to a gym the dude was 80 and fucking had a had a 45 pound weight tied around his waist doing fucking pull ups don't tell me it has to do with getting old. No, and I didn't say you can't get there, but the reality is I'm 40 pounds fucking down. I know you're 40 pounds, and that's fucking awesome.
It still doesn't help when you want your shit to work, and it will not work. That's all a fucking head game. Well, yeah, you're right. The head didn't come out to play, and it fucked me up. Okay, so let's look at it this way. 90% of it, it's in your head. Right. I'm not going to the same, but I can't because it's copyrighted. And I get that part. And here's the thing. You're exactly right. But here's the thing that there's a million other guys that are sitting there just like now. I am an extremely confident person. Yeah, you are.
I have the ability 90% of the time to pull myself out of if i'm feeling down i can i can find a way to pull myself up right i always have been able most of the time where you fake it but or i fake it i fake it till i make it right but the the part that i'm putting out there right now the part that i'm exposing i guess to to all 10 of our listeners or whatever we have in the world the part that i'm exposing is the fact that that when you run out of excuses you run out of ways to to to it starts to hit to a point where you can't fake it anymore i mean you can i can for the most part and most of the time i can pull myself but there's starting to be more and more things they add it's like how do you deal with the fact when you reach a point where you can't find your way up that's and i think a lot of guys deal with that i think a lot of guys are afraid to come out and say that that really fucking happens and you know what look i've had people make fun of and laugh and put smart comments when we've talked about having ed or shit like that in the past right and i really don't give a shit but it's more than anything else what i want people to understand is is it is guys you feel this way it's real it's it's 110 percent real and and the thing is and you've said it before you don't have to if you don't get wet you can say to a guy hold on and just lay there you don't yeah but it's embarrassing to have to grab it at least for me but you have an option i can't go oh hey hold on one second and just grab a stick and start banging it with a stick and pretend like it's my dick you know what i mean so the reality of it is there's nowhere to run now by the same token and i want to agree with what you're saying to bury your head in the sand and say well i just can't do anything and do nothing about it is bullshit okay as a guy that you should have some fight in you that will fight and work to work through it just like that i that's why i'm trying to lose weight that's why i'm trying to do the other things because you know those are all things that will help those other issues well a lot of it causes issues exactly it a ton of it does what did we hear is alcohol smoking smoking weight medical issues medical issues i mean and all those and so meds yeah and those are all things so yes you still have to fight you still have to fight for it what what i want to do with this with the the point i want to make is is that the lifestyle is female driven as well as it should be okay totally get?
Totally get that. And the lifestyle is very much, yeah, stress is another one. You're Tamron, Angela. The lifestyle is, you know, there is, but there's a different standard that applies in a lot of cases there should for females. But this is like sexual harassment at the workplace against males.
It's not talked about because guys don't want to have to admit it and and what i'm basically saying is here's the deal it fucking sucks it fucking blows to be 49 years old to be somebody that i feel like i'm pretty personable right for the most part i like to be fun try to be a pretty good fun and have a good time whatever and i'm pretty confident in most situations it is a motherfucker to reach a point in your life where something that you absolutely thoroughly enjoy doing which is the lifestyle swinging is fun that you have in the back of your brain this little bitty like thorn or like a little finger just scraping going okay so you see you see the girl or whatever that that you want to hit on you want to flirt with it's you're not afraid to flirt with anybody because i'm not Thank you.
Thank want to flirt with it's you're not afraid to flirt with anybody because i'm not you're afraid that they'll say yes because if they say yes it's at that moment in time that's when the fear factor comes in look i'm not worried about being able to talk to to anybody guy girl doesn't matter whatever but it's when the girl says yes that's when the fear hits that's when the sweat starts because you're in your brain you're going oh my god please work and you're fucking cursing it well you are but the thing is is because they're getting But that's just it.
Yes, and that's a problem, and you shouldn't, but the thing is, is because they're getting, but that's just it. Yes, and that's a problem, and you shouldn't. But what I'm trying to put out there is that it's a very real thing. And I think that of all the things out there, I don't truly believe that.
I don't think that a guy that's 20 or 30 okay can't they can understand where this point in a man's life okay and i don't think a woman can totally understand it and right now a lot of guys go well you know i have ed at different ages no no this is not about ed that's the whole It's about feeling like a no it yeah yes but it's about it's about the understanding of as you get older as a guy and and feeling that understanding those things that's that's the part i'm trying to to bring the light to it's like i'm not looking for an answer well here let's let's okay so let's back up to dad bods and it's bullshit.
Okay. Yeah. Because I didn't touch on that, did I? No, you didn't. You were saving me for that, weren't you? How many muscular guys have you seen me have sex with? Luckily, none, because you were, you've had somebody with a dad bod that your whole married life and you like that. Fuck off. No, there's been a handful. Yeah, there has been a handful. But let me tell you what. If they're overly muscular they really have to win me over with their personality. Yes. If they can show me they can move their hips Yes. Think about it. No, I get it.
If you are overdeveloped in muscles, the chances of you having a smooth, fluid fucking motion. Yes. It kind of cuts down on that a smidge. Even though you can flex your abs, it doesn't really matter. I go for the bigger guys. Or guys with some meat. Yes, I get it. Fat flow is better. I'm just kidding. No, I get it.
B get it more dude has like a 32 inch waist i can't really say that but okay so take it from a gal that you used to work with who's vanilla as fuck the single and she's like i'm like well what type of guy are you looking for because i might be able to hook you up i might i might know you know i don't want a really skinny guy because well i'm afraid i'm gonna break them i want somebody that's got meat on them right okay right Thank you very much. Well, you know, I don't want a really skinny guy because, well, I'm afraid I'm going to break him. I want somebody that's got meat on him. Right.
Okay. Right. No, I... Here's the thing. I get all that. That's not... What point are you trying to make? It's not so much that... There's not... Here's the reality. Sometimes these sorts of things, there's not...
The answer is something you have to find inside of you okay so the thing with stuff like this is it's it's not about looking for an answer because here's the deal it guys that are going through this if you're looking for an answer you're not going to find it your spouse isn't going to be able to give it to you your significant other isn't going to be able to give it to you no isn't going to be able to give it to you. Your significant other isn't going to be able to give it to you. No book is going to be able to give it to you. Nobody can give you the answer. The answer is you.
You have to find the answer because you're the one that has to live with it and you have to decide what you want to do and where you want to go with this and how do you want to proceed. That's the reality of it. I think the thing is that, number one, just like it goes back to acknowledging you're a swinger, acknowledging that it's real, acknowledging that it is actually happening, and it's where you're at, and not being in. Look, I've listened to guys.
didn't i get made fun of for turning 50 and having a hard time with it because then it made me feel old because it was a turning point in my life i was laughing that's an age thing this is totally different this is not no it's not totally different it is the age that it's known for women to have a decrease in fucking hormones don't even go there because it's documented that that's when it happened so welcome to fucking menopause guys have taken yeah it's documented for women that that's when it happens and it's also socially acceptable for women to have it happen.
Who says it's not acceptable for a guy to have it happen? Go pull a room full of guys and watch their reaction. You want to have some fun? You want to see this? Go get 15 or 20, 30-year-olds. Okay. And say, you know, it's natural that your dick doesn't work sometimes isn't it and they're all going to say the same thing it is never happened to me it'll never will never will happen to me it is not socially acceptable we know it's true just because it's not socially acceptable doesn't mean we're not accepting the reality of it. But it is not socially acceptable.
So you need to work through all of the mental issues in your head to find out what will motivate you to give you confidence again. Yes. And Angela, you're right. I know that there are answers out there, like in medical and stuff. What I mean by it, I think, is that I have listened to guys make excuses, okay? And I've been one of those guys. I've made excuses. Too much booze, too tired, you know, all that shit. Sometimes it was. Sometimes it was, but you know what?
It was a quick and easy it was it was an easy place to go i also know that by coming out and having talked and been open on this show about shit like this before that a lot of other guys then find the courage to be open and honest about this kind of shit in their life okay and so the the that's where it's like the reality of this look this is one of the things that fucking just drives me fucking bat shit fucking crazy with with all the fucking shows and shit like that that are out there about every fuck fest turns into this wonderful fucking magical banging moment right because it plants this it look most of those fucking people doing these shows are my age or close to it or somewhere in between and it plants this magical fucking seed that the real shit doesn't ever happen so as a guy when you are sitting there and at that moment in time your dick doesn't work or doesn doesn't work.
It doesn't necessarily mean that it doesn't work. It doesn't work the way you want it to or you expect it to. Okay. Okay. Those are the thoughts that roll through your brain. Those are the thoughts. The doubt that you have. You know what? It's honest to God.
People go, when it happens happens as a guy you apologize profusely to the girl and you apologize to you know everybody in sight and you you whatever but it's not the girl that you feel bad for that's the whole thing i mean that's like a that's like a total side thing to it it it's it's instantly you start to doubt who the fuck you are you start to doubt what you are who you are what does if you i mean these are the weird fucking your brain goes on this complete fucking psychotic tangent and if you ask most older guys and you get them to be honest and we've had some that have told us around the trampoline that's exactly what they have said too because and and that's the reality of it you know what yes we feel bad that we disappointed that girl or we feel bad we couldn't fuck that girl right that's the right here right now but that's not what's fucking with our brain and god's honest truth when it the thing that's in the back of your brain scraping when you go to fuck the next girl when the next time comes up you don't give two flying fucks about actually whether or not you can make her get off awesome that's like a side note what you're the the part that all that you want is for one moment in time to again feel like you are that guy you used to be.
That's what you're going for. Now, the goal, the way you gauge it is just as stupid. Because remember, I told you, we're big dumb animals. We gauge it based upon how the girl reacts, whatever, right?
If we go over it, I don upon on upon how the girl reacts whatever right we go over i don't care but how the girl reacts but that's not what we're shooting for we're searching what is happening she is merely a vessel and that's not to be that we're being demeaning towards her in any way shape or form she is the the vessel to try to help us find who the fuck we are for just one brief moment in time if you ask most guys that have reached a point where it's not medically induced it's an age thing whatever okay if you ask them if would they be willing to if they could go back one time and hammer a girl like they used to but they only get to do it once they do it in a heartbeat because you just want to feel you want to feel like that again you want to know why so many guys get fucking drunk and get in a fight seriously why why old guys young guys do it because they're young and they're stupid.
Okay? To prove that they're tough? Because for just... To prove... To prove that they still can. To prove that they still can. Because look, here's the reality of it. There was a day, right? When we were younger. Use us for example. We were first married. Okay. Okay? Big old fucking hair and the look in the whole nine yards, that if we walked into a bar and there had been two or three guys and they just started fucking with you, I would have stepped right up to the fucking front of that group and it would have shut it down. Just like that. Do you doubt that in any way, shape, or form? No.
Do you doubt if there had been six guys that would have been afraid to throw fucking down? No. Fuck no. Wouldn't have mattered. Right? I'm 49 years old now. Here's the reality of that exact same scenario. You still look super hot, whatever, for your age. Okay? You don't look 50 years old. We're in that exact same scenario. 330-somethings. Kind of drunk.
Whatever drunk whatever start doing shit and i step up you know what they ain't intimidated yeah you're pretty intimidating though uh not that much anymore it's not the same it's not the same way now the the sober coal would go figure out a way to actually take and leave without fucking throwing down unless you absolutely had to 20 year old coal is like let's fucking go 49 year old coal goes let's find a better way we're more mature than that which is actually code for fuck this will hurt like hell okay but with enough booze in you all of a sudden you go you know what motherfucker you think because i'm old i'll show you i was a bouncer for a long time that's why and you don't get it until you get to a certain age and the the thing again the thing please understand for everybody who's listening or still listening whatever it's not that we're looking for solutions or anything else what it is is that i hope with any like by having this conversation by saying this by coming out and talking about this that if you're going through it as a guy okay yes a man i don't necessarily agree about it but i also am able to talk to her about it all the time i'm able we're able to have that conversation okay if you're the spouse of a guy here's what you need to do if he comes to you with this kind of shit shut the fuck up that's what you need to do shut the fuck up shut up and let get it all the way out.
Because he just needs to get it out for a minute. Then console talk and help him talk and do it. Because you're very good at that. You let me get it out and then we go through. Don't tell me. Don't become a mom and start telling me why I'm wrong.
Just let me get it out and then help me talk through it and if you're a guy and you're going through it for the love of fuck you're not alone you're really fucking not it happens to us it doesn't it doesn't matter fucking nothing matters look we've got a a guy that that we know the dude is fucking ripped who has the same issues and feels the same way as guys that are like me that are completely out of shape and in between we're guys it happens you know what it's okay and it's okay to acknowledge and talk to your spouse talk to somebody with it because here's the reality of it if you just take and avoid the situation or try to avoid it i can tell you this swinger events can be fucking terrifying if you're absolutely afraid that something might happen because you're afraid you can't so the reality is talk to somebody be honest be open but understand just because we're guys it happens to us too we get it Alright there we go So now I've ruined the show Made it all fucking down You didn't ruin shit Whatever Shut up I'm old I'm just kidding Alright there you go Take your own home And with that This is Cole's last show You know by the way The title of our last show That we put on last week I titled it What a long strange trip it's been Because you know We're talking about through the years okay i actually think we had a lot of people listen to it because i think they thought it was our last episode surprise we're still here all right with that being said uh so here we go one last time we're gonna give a shout out to our sponsors asn lifestyle magazines uh you remember what i always say tits may sag balls may drop or ball may droop uh but a brain will last longer if you read, so read ASN Lifestyle Magazine, you remember what I always say, tits may sag, balls may drop, or ball may droop, but a brain will last longer if you read, so read ASN Lifestyle Magazine.
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