Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about our Trip to Club Forbidden Omaha ( www.forbidden-omaha) and the great time we had. The trip out allowed us to reflect on the path swingers take, from being newbies all the way to long term vets. Follow us as we talk about how cool it was to hang with couples that have been in the lifestyle for 6 months, and people that were the very first people we met at our very first Meet and Greet almost 11 years ago. This is a fun show, lots of laughs and tons of fun check it out today! to hear all our shows go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors at http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm here with, I'm your, what the fuck, I'm the host of the most coal and i'm here with the lovely lovely and someone who needs a fucking snickers miss amanda i do not hey i do not hey uh we are here to tantalize and other shit well i'm can make up those words those actual? I don't know. Look, if it was a rap song, I'd be like, well, that's musical. Didn't NXS do something like that? Yeah. Okay. So did Snoop Dogg. I don't listen to Snoop Dogg. Well, his was Fizzizzle. And by the way, I'm the one that tantalates. You're the one that titillates. Just saying. That's because sheits anyways welcome to our show good day and welcome to day 12 uh so you know this is episode or season four i'm looking at this season four episode 163 and that means not a damn thing episode 163 for get out your handy dandy notebooks follow along at home kids uh real quick before we get going too far down the merry merry path of may um the fuck was that great news everybody amanda just fucking broke her fucking fingers off that was disgustingly weird wow it. It usually doesn't do that. Does that happen when you get older? Speaker2: Is that brittle? Speaker3: That must be. Speaker1: Anyways, let's get a word from our paid sponsor, shall we, real quick? Speaker2: Sure. Speaker1: That's a great idea, Cole. Speaker2: Thanks. Okay. Speaker1: ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Three million swingers can't be wrong. Speaker2: Why? Speaker1: Tits may sag, balls may drop, even if you only have one. But a brain, when you're used to read, lasts forever. You're you're gonna knock the phone off you're just looping with your legs asnlifestylemagazine.com don't forget you want to meet us of course you do i don't know uh but if you do want to go to their cool award show we're going to be at it september 16th through the 19th in sunny orlando florida Bring on the warmth. And the orange juice. Anyways, you can sign up, get your tickets and whatever at asnevents.com. We will be there. You can party with us. We are slated to make appearances at two different pool parties, a white party, a white dress party, and a masquerade party so far. Hey, Cole. So we are going all over the place. Speaker3: Hey, what? Oh, you're wearing to the white party.
Speaker1:
Black. Jet fucking black. The same fucking thing I wear We're going to over the place. Hey, what? What are you wearing to the white party? Black. Jet fucking black. The same fucking thing I wear. What are we doing today, Pinky? The same thing we do every day. We're taking over the world. Okay, so when you're super pale and you wear white, you really look horrible. I mean, it's just nasty. Well, then you'll be like a vampire. That's all right. You know what I'm going to look like? No. A fucking dick that's not participating because he's wearing all black. It's not Slimmy. That's right. That's why I wear black, because I'm a fatty. Anyways, so make sure you check him out and sign up and go. Also, don't forget, you know what? You're listening to a show, I'll Be Damned. You're going to be reading the magazine. So come on. You're listening to the show. You're reading the mag. You know what you need to do? Don't be a be a fucker buy some swag go to fullswabshop.com today check them out so before going too far in the show we still have to do the drawing because someone did get my reference last week we had a couple people get my reference correct last week uh and also i forgot what the fuck it was that I said. Oh, my God. What did I say? Do you remember what it was? All right, well, we're going to be doing a drawing. Holy fuck, what was it that I asked for people to fucking get? Oh, shit. I wrote it down. We're going to be doing a drawing for an award. Somebody's going to want to fucking pronounce it.
Speaker3:
Mike, what was it? Was it when you were talking stuff?
Speaker1:
No, it was Saturday Night Live reference is what it was.
Speaker2:
Well, I know it was.
Speaker1:
It was Jane, you ignorant slut. That was Saturday Night Live live 1970s uh and so we've got uh i think 10 different people got it in so we'll be doing a drawing on that so there you go so that's uh we like to do references like that i've got a couple of hidden you do me i've got a couple hidden for tonight too so be listening get your handy dandy pins out ready to to go. Just saying. You ignorant slut. I love it. Okay, but before we get going into the show stuff, the show-ho, we need to give a huge shout-out. That would be a huge, like it's multiple.
Speaker3:
Is it gigantic?
Speaker2:
Yes. Monstrous. Yes.
Speaker1:
We were out last night. We went to our good friends and partied with our good friends at Forbidden Omaha, and, which is, well, I, I wonder why, huh? Because I went to bed at three, uh-huh, yep, yep, actually, it was more like 3.30. And you burned calories the whole time. Pretty much. Yeah, uh-huh, weird. We had a great fucking time, so here's the thing, this is what I want people, they're a sponsor of our ksn uh one of our sponsors at ksn crazy summer nights they're gonna be out there you need to go and fucking check them out so you can go to yeah you can go to uh forbidden hyphen i think that's hyphen the little line thing hyphen omaha.com they have all different packages, so whether you're local, if you're just traveling through, you need to be a member. You need to go check it out. It needs to be a stop on your summer plans or a plan on your summer, whatever. When you're in Omaha, come visit them and come party with these guys. They're a fucking shit ton of fun. You can find us there on different occasions. We plan to be there on more occasions. A great time was had by lots and lots of really cool folks. So check them out. Been to Omaha. You need to be a part of the group. So if you're not, then fuck you.
Speaker2:
I'm just kidding.
Speaker1:
So for the rest of the thing, for other people that don't know, we do this in front of our live secret Facebook group, Kaz Bank. Don't tell the others. I don't even know what it picking up there's papers flying everywhere all hell's throwing them i don't know what else to do with my hands anyways well i have some ideas oh god and this is how things that started last night remember what are you doing you doing? You can't. We still do this for you, too. You have a willy hair. Our dog, willy hair. Yeah, I just have pubes running amok anywhere. It can be happened. So, you know, there you go. But yeah, so check those out. That was fun. Did you have fun last night? I did. Do you know that I realized how much older I am now less after last night there's some youngins sexy youngins and they guessed my age wrong and that's all right uh yeah one guess you're older yeah yeah no shit but you know okay so here's the thing is that uh What? Yeah. So, yeah, there was dicks everywhere. Willies everywhere. Weird. is that uh what so yeah so yeah yeah there was dicks everywhere willies everywhere weird uh so but okay so last night what one of the things that was really super cool about last night normally we don't talk about our weekends okay right but i mean we did last weekend but that was a unique thing but it actually yeah mandy getting drunk stories it's great no shit fantastic uh-huh because she's fucking train wrecked uh anyway so yesterday was awesome anyways because we like to do shit like i officiate weddings so we went to a wedding and then we went to the sex club because that's what we do and so that's always fun anyway so but one of the cool parts of or one of the things that was so unique about last night, and I think it's something, though, that is the perfect thing to talk about, because we get questions about this all the time, is the progression of swinging, right? Of your swinging life. Okay. Okay, because, look, it's like a like a map thing okay so it's like you when you first get in the lifestyle you have no fucking clue what you're doing and so your first couple events you're fucking terrified shit is awkward as fuck you're all thumbs it's like you're retarded you know it's like you don't know what to do and And we heard it again last night because when you ask people about their first experiences in the lifestyle, what was one of the consistent things we've always heard through the years? It was horrible. It was a disaster, right? Which is kind of funny because most things, if it sucked, you wouldn't keep doing it. But it shows that people know that it's going to get better. But most people's first-time experiences in's just out of being awkward then i get it because you have to you learn from it well exactly and that that's just it though but everybody very few people start off in lifestyle going their first experience was kick ass it it was actually no i take that back their first experience in hindsight was awkward or awful. That's usually what it is. If you ask most people right after their first experience happened, it was exciting. It was hot. It was kind of crazy. It was all these emotions, right? Because it's so new. And once you've started to experience for a while, you look back and go, well, it's kind of awkward. It's kind of this, kind of that. was all these emotions right because it's so new and once you've started to experience for a while you look back and go well it's kind of awkward it's kind of this kind of that but that's it's something new but there's still the reason people keep doing this after the fact after the first time is because you can see there's enough perk part of it you go well fuck yeah there's gonna be this could be fucking awesome right and so then you then you go a little further into it so your first like couple years on a show you're going like fucking strong right you're like dun you're on you know every event you're like you you're like we're gonna go we're gonna go be very very quiet we're getting laid and you're just like and it's like kick ass and then it there's a transition starts to happen in there and somewhere in that transition you learn new things right along the way right okay and you're looking like this is not a bad thing no it's just it's people have to understand how this works because last night i'll give you an example we had the part of what made last night awesome was we were sitting there we met people that have been on lifestyle six months i mean newbies fucking green i I mean, I didn't see the green on them because i was looking at their boobies but no but i mean no but you they're they're new they're green right and they're they're that like oh and then but we're hanging out with people that we have known for over a decade and and the part at one point in time and we talked about it and it's funny because it's true when you first start in the lifestyle everybody if you're an experienced swinger listen this right now stop a second close your eyes put down your handy dandy notebook for just one second close your eyes and think back to the first time you went to an event and you saw somebody getting their dick sucked right next to you think about that and think about think about how much you were doing this to your spouse hey it wasn't even the first party. No. It was like the first year.
Speaker2:
Oh, yeah. Well, that's just it.
Speaker1:
I mean, and you're like, the first time when you're starting to see people, like, do you remember going to a barn party, and people that are now friends of ours, she was fucking a different guy, and we're like, we didn't know if you were allowed to watch. We're like, we want to watch. Are you allowed just to stand there and watch?
Speaker3:
Yeah, we had no idea.
Speaker1:
That was the very first party we went to. But I mean mean when you're seeing this you're seeing the live fucking porn in front of you or you're seeing people with titties that you're like yeah even if you didn't get laid you couldn't get wait to get back home to or wherever with your significant other because you two were going to be so fucking horned up that you were just ready to fuck like crazy because all this fucking badassery. Somewhere in the... What's funny is when you get to the point where you get like... I don't know, you don't get... You don't get used to it because that sounds like a bad thing. You're used to your life, so you're like... You're like, oh yeah, yeah man she's sucking a dick hey yeah or somebody like if somebody knew like you can see their eyes get really big so you gotta look oh yeah somebody's fucking behind you oh yeah yeah okay whatever uh robert put uh ksn last year and it was overwhelming to a point but it was awesome to see people uh as they are out in the open and being out as open as he is and that's exactly it and that's part of it it's but all of a sudden you go it's okay and it's like holy shit but you reach a point where you're just like yeah okay if you would have asked us 12 years ago how how could people it must be easy to shoot porn you know it could be like the camera people the boom operator i'd be like man how could you do that you'd always have a hard on now fast forward now it's like yeah that's people fucking that's hot i mean it's still hot but it's just not like stop him jaw hanging down rolling up your tongue and shit there's still it's still it's always hot but it's just not like. Stop him. Jaw hanging down. Rolling up your tongue and shit. There's still, it's still, it's always hot, but it's just a different, it's just a different type of hot. And sometimes the questions that we get asked a lot is, is there something wrong? Are we losing, you know, why isn't, why isn't it the same as it was when I first started? Does that make sense? Yeah. Okay, so the question I have for you is, would you say that the excitement part is the same as when I first started? I'm trying to think how to word this so I'm not trying to lead you. I'm not trying to steer how this goes. I want your answer to be, what do you think on the lifestyle now compared to when we first started are we talking about people having sex and stuff open out in the open overall i mean when you're at an event is it the same how do you feel going to an event now versus how when we first got into it i'm not nervous as fuck well okay no shit no shit uh i mean i still get a little bit nervous if i don't know anybody but but okay okay so real quick mike put ksn was our first official lifestyle event last year amazing that's awesome we love to hear that okay but not just nervousness but do you when you live a sheltered life
Speaker3:
and you didn't see people having sex out in the open
Speaker1:
right When you live a sheltered life, and you didn't see people having sex out in the open, you're going to go. For those who are just listening, her eyes get really big, and she looks at you going, oh. You're like caught off guard. Now it's just like, yeah, okay, have fun. I won't interrupt you y'all go over here well now i'll purposely do it just to fuck with yeah i do i fuck with people because it's fun you can't do that no but i think it it is i i guess the thing is is is that it is um there's still the same sexual charged energy in a room like there's that that's never went away for me like you you can feel the you can feel the sexual charge right i mean if it's if it's a good event you can feel it that's never went away the like over the overwhelm factor of it no like i can i can have a converse i can be talking to you and sucking on your titties or fucking flirting with you and then turn around and have like a serious conversation with somebody we've known forever about, you know, some family thing or whatever. I, I can switch and I can do that now where before I was just like, Oh, boobies, you know? So, I mean, it get that part of it. The thing is, is that I guess guess my thing is I think that's something that a lot of times as we go through this our journey our adventure of swinging like we don't embrace that too many people think of that as like a bad thing and it's not fucking bad it's just you're at a new. You evolve. You evolve as swingers. It's fun as shit to sit and talk to people that we've known for years and joke and laugh and have fun like we always have. And it's also still fun to watch and see the fucking new people. And it's still fun to fuck around and have. I mean, it's like it just adds another cool layer. It's another layer of the onion if you are a fucking ogre. It's just a layer of comfort. Actually, think about it in terms of comfort. Yeah. It's like, okay, so when we initially started, I wouldn't have taken my top off. I wouldn't have pranced around naked. I wouldn't have done half that shit. Granted, you know, a little bit of liquid curtail goes a long way. And by a little, we mean a lot. Initially, it took a lot. Last night, I was completely sober. Yeah, yeah. And tits out. Somebody took it off for me. But you were like, yeah, whatever. Okay, cool. That's what makes the lifestyle so fun. If you're new and listening and you want to know and you have all these questions about the lifestyle right because we get a million questions every week from people all the nervousness a little bit of an exaggeration it is we get it's it's 900 000 fuck off bitch anyways for all the people that are new and you're listening and you're nervous right and and here's part of the problem you know a lot of places talk about porn swinging basically you know everything's a big fuck fest ah whatever okay realistically cut through the bullshit and the crap the whole if you stay in this long enough you and you evolve through it is so fucking badass to be able to go to an event and have deep, meaningful conversations, deep friendships, to have sport fucking, to have being able to joke around, inappropriate jokes, obviously, fucking around. Okay, look, I was that guy. I'm that guy that I crack jokes. I did not go in. There was young folks using one of the the rooms And they had the door open So you could have I did not go in and do what I normally do Which would be to crack jokes Just to be a fucking douchebag a little bit I didn't do that But Can the elderly join? Yeah, no shit Is there room for somebody with a cane? It's all great But by the same token Our good friend Derek Irick i fucked with him you know i mean because i could so the the thing is is to be able to go to an event and do or a night out and do all that or have all that as a possibility whatever that's what makes all the nerves and the learning curves and all that shit that you're going to go through in the lifestyle worth it. Because, and trust me, when you've been in it long enough and you'll see people just like we have seen people now that came in after we did, like it's almost like classes, you know? Like there's a group of, well seriously, there's a group of us that all came in about the same time. We came in about the same time, right? And so we've kind of went all the way through the steps together you know and then you see people that came in after us and you knew them because they were like they were like the freshmen when you were senior type shit right and and you saw them come in and they were all those same things you were nervous fucking fidgety shy fucking whatever and now you see them and they're like me and they're fucking and they're like doing their own thing and you can't help but sit there and it's like you know i'm so proud of you little buddy you come such a long way you know you're just like it's it's cool to see that that is the coolest part of the lifestyle like that was that was a huge part that's why because i was looking through some of the questions and that was some of the questions about you know dealing with the changes and whatever it's like what what else what other hobby because remember fucking other people is merely a hobby in our world okay sport fucking what other hobby can you go and we we were at over the last two weekends right over last weekend and and this weekend we literally were events that had people that ranged in age from mid-20s up to mid-50s and you not the mid 50s you're not there and our little boys growing up there'd be a man yet or shit but we've been we've been events have been where we were where i was the youngest one like three three weekends before that wasn't it that's cute Running in? Yeah. I was the youngest one at 48. Okay before that, wasn't it? That's cute. Right, isn't it? Yeah. I was the youngest one at 48. Mm-hmm. Okay. So, but where else can you go? What other hobby can you sit there and literally have that much of an age range difference? So, you've got people with no kids, itty-bitties, empty nesters like us, teenagers, gilfs, or not gilfs, just gilfs, so grandmothers. Ohilfs so grandmother fuck you've got you i mean you've got this and you can all hang out and talk and you can the jokes work the same for everybody the stories the whole you can have like it's like the great equalizer dick and pussy is the great equalizer that is what it is i've solved the world's problem right there everybody has to be naked and and fuck just saying good grief but but seriously i mean what else what else have we done in our lives so you can do that it actually works well that's nothing oh god look i used to be a scout master and like all the other parents were older and they sucked ass they were dicks they had no scouting experience i'm like an eagle scout and i did and they were assholes to us because we were younger you know you know i'm pretty sure they're like fucking we can all get along imagine that i'm pretty sure there's some groups i can see like some car clubs or motorcycle clubs or bullshit like military type i call bullshit it's okay like okay you have known we've had a fucking neighbor who was part of a vet club and he said that he would really like to lick that girl's ass so you tell me do you think he would actually listen to a 20 year old with a corvette but you don't know be like, you don't know about Corvettes, let me tell you. Yeah, he'd hit on her. Well, he'd try to fuck their wives and talk about Peterskin headliners and shit, but yeah. But they wouldn't actually, like, there wouldn't be an evenness. Even Steven. Here's the deal. Bottom line is, if we can all fuck, if there's girl parts and guy parts, they can intertwine. And that's what makes it all better. They don't all have to intertwine. Well, they don't have to. They can wrap around or up, down, around, rub, slap. Whatever. Mike puts, comfort definitely comes with time. Never would have imagined being in an orgy room. Yet last weekend, there we were. Rock on. Aw, they've come so far far and we helped get them on their path by the way if we've helped you get on your path we expect pictures just saying autograph the last thing you're thinking about in the middle of an orgy is taking fucking pictures i'm getting a shirt that says i'm just here to run the camp don't you know we had the one people remember the people that asked the question about where people that asked the question about how they should find a tire professional photographer? They weren't thinking that way. Somebody else. Of course, there's a fucking example to that. Just remember, as long as you're a hunter, take your trail cams, put them around, motion sensor. That's bad. Unless people know about it. I didn't say don't tell them. Have them sign a waiver. You'll be on a motion cam. That'd be weird.
Speaker2:
Now, at the wedding, there was one bridesmaid I was hitting on.
Speaker3:
Yeah, I know. There was one you were hitting on.
Speaker1:
They wanted us to stay and fucking get high with them. And I'm like, oh, here's the problem. I'm going to want to fuck your matron of honor.
Speaker3:
No, you said your boss is a bitch.
Speaker1:
I couldn't say that I wanted to fuck their matron of honor. I was thinking that part. But, you know, yeah, weddings are going to be the fucking death of me We're going to end up doing a show on When Cole finally fucking got banned as an officiant For fucking somebody and somebody else's wedding party You said you'd get banned for that Remember what I said So the couple are married She was hot she was hot over the weekend yeah she was hot and i was like so you know the thing is is we can always because they're like you should stay and party with us and i'm like uh you know just remember until i mail a marriage license and she's still just your girlfriend i didn't actually say no you said that to me yeah but but I thought She had a big old fucking thigh tattoo And it was fucking sexy as fuck She was 25 Tell us how you really feel She wasn't a nurse Well the one bridesmaid kept walking by me And smiling And again you didn't fucking close the damn show We didn't say two words to each other We just smiled every time she walked by perfect and you know what words aren't necessary no one should talk with their mouth full that's rude all you had to say was we i'm doing the finger motion do i know you have we got before can i speak to you behind this tent what are we having at the reception tacos i'll be damned well howdy by the way if you need somebody to do a wedding for you uh i'll fuck your bridesmaids i'll fuck your bridesmaids just saying i'll help you're doing you're doing one at the end of July.
Speaker2:
I'm not doing, yeah, but I'm not. A wedding. A wedding.
Speaker3:
A lifestyle wedding.
Speaker1:
Right, but you need to like, well, the wedding isn't lifestyle. The wedding is regular wedding.
Speaker3:
Derek likes eating tacos. He does.
Speaker1:
I knew it was taco night. God damn it.
Speaker3:
I like eating tacos too. I didn't get damn it. I like eating tacos, too. I didn't get any, but I like eating tacos.
Speaker1:
I think our next party needs to be on in May. Just saying.
Speaker2:
May.
Speaker1:
Let it sink in. Let it sink in. Thinking.
Speaker3:
No, I'm lost because that's a year from now.
Speaker1:
May 5th. Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker2:
Oh.
Speaker1:
It'd be a party.
Speaker2:
That would be great. thinking no i'm lost because that's a year from now may 5th
Speaker1:
i'm like you're talking a year from now fuck a year from now this is so hard to write jokes in this when the audience isn't paying do you need a cocktail just fucking saying I have a collagen one right here Anywho Okay so
Speaker3:
It's like almost halftime It's halftime hallelujah Did we ever actually answer anything There wasn't really a question was there Are you even Are you even here at the show with me I mean Are we doing like a zoom call What the fuck is going on four hours of sleep oh i'm sorry what do you want me to say it's not like you didn't know we were gonna do the show oh god we've been we've been squabbling all weekend it's weird yeah just saying no hey Lisa wobbling it's we're talking all of a sudden we just start getting loud we don't fight let's just put it this way sometimes get a little bit loud we're like i heard what you were saying i'm not I'm just ignoring it. We've been throwing Snickers at each other all fucking weekend long. If we were both on diet. No, what it is is we actually need Snickers. That's what it is. This diet thing is killing us and we're both like, we really just want to fucking eat candy. Apparently you want to eat tacos, but you won't ask the people that have them. If you don't order them, you're not going to get them. I don't know if anybody's buyer would let you even let you eat a taco. You know what? You don't know what they have if they have a burger at a hamburger joint unless you go up and order it. So unless you walk up and go, hey, can I have your pussy? Remember, we just had a show about this that by asking, we could closed the show on a taco which we didn't go back to on friday to get what are you talking about what the fucking wages from last friday oh i'm sorry oh my god that wasn't on me though it was kind no well it could have been on you i wanted it to be on you and i wanted to be on her her and I wanted it to be on me and really there's alright real quick let's go to halftime Miss Mannequin run fucking get some snicker bars for us you know this fucking works out anyways what why are you don't glare at me you make me nervous 10 years in the lifestyle and I still get nervous when she glares at me like that because I'm pretty sure that that she's figuring out ways to fucking... If your boyfriend ever starts fucking selling more shit, I'm fucked. There was one person there many years ago. She's not bi, but she let me eat her pussy. That's right. Because why? Why? How did that happen? Because I actually asked. Because you asked. Yep. Because she's like, I'm not bi, so you don't have to reciprocate. It's all good. All you have to do is lay there. And then she's like, okay. As long as you're alive, we're in. Yay. I was just having a run camera. I didn't run the camera that night. There wasn't a camera. There wasn't a camera. That was before. My flip phone didn't have one back then. Anyways. Yeah. Oh, halftime. Sorry. Getting back to the point at hand. Are you ready? Is there a point? There is a point. Are you going to do the halftime show? Nah. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. What is it? What's it on? What? Seriously? Do you not know the other shit that we do? Oh, my Lord. Anyways, hey, here's the halftime. Go to FullSwapRadio.com. Check out our fucking shows.
Speaker1:
Monday, 5 p.m. and again, 11 p.m. Central Standard Time. But, hey, you know what? There's other great shows, too, like 30-plus of them. And you can check them out. Adult Alternative Lifestyle Shows, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You'll be so sex smart, your dick will hurt. Anyways, FullSwapRadio.com. There is an app for that. An app. We're techie. And they have merch.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
Thank you very much for that that's going in the spank bank that's's going in both places. Spank bank and lunch. There's the tacos look good, too. Just saying. All the tacos. All the tacos involved look good. There's a herd of tacos. Nummy. Ah, lick. Yeah, there you go. So what are you going to talk about? Yeah, I'm just going to fucking throw you directly under the bus. Throw you under bus okay what's annoyed me this week cole cole's annoyed me this week they've things okay yeah there's that but no there was the one post on facebook that i was telling you about no god where the guy pissed me off with okay it was about um someone was asking about Temptations. How I ended up on this page, I have no idea. But, you know, I was reading it. You know, is it swingers, you know, or is it more vanilla? Well, I don't know the answer. I don't know if they're right. But one guy put, well, swingers, but we're selective swingers. Yeah. And I went. Here we go. Selective. So I responded back about we're all selective. That's more of a vanilla stereotype that you're trying to cover up. A lot of people agreed with me. But why do people always have to describe stuff as being selective? Because they're afraid. there look the reality of it is is that people are still afraid in a lifestyle of being it we joke and we say a slut is a good thing which is what is a good thing the lifestyle in theory is whatever you want to make it if you want to make it that you fuck a ton then rock the fuck on that's your journey fuck on my wayward child that's how this works right but the thing is is that people are constantly they they everybody whoever coined the fucking term bed notchers needs to have their vagina so sewed shut or their dick cut off because it has planted this fucking seed of everybody's worst fear is being a bed notcher what in the fuck sewed yeah yeah not like so does in seeds so doesn't like what's sown okay so okay sown whatever but the The reality of it is... That's your grammar, damn it. No, shit. Well, I'm... Shut up. I'm... it's sewn okay so okay sewn whatever but the reality of it is grammar damn it no shit well i'm i'm shut up i'm riled up but well yeah okay maybe it gives them an out when they want to say no well right but people have to understand that you don't just fuck everybody the problem is is when some people there's a rare like five percent that do and and rock on to them if that's what they want to do exactly the reality of it is is that if you're selective that's fine we all have criteria that is things that are yes we're in or no we're not in whatever that's fine the problem is is when when people throw terms around like selective swinger out in the general world and public, right, it reinforces the stereotypes of the dirty swingers, especially for new swingers. Remember how we were just talking about the excitement level with new swingers. When you're new in the lifestyle, you fuck a shit ton more. Why? sometimes you fuck because you don't know you can say no sometimes you fuck because it's there and you're so fucking excited sometimes you fuck just because it's like holy shit everybody else is but for whatever reason or sometimes like this feels good we're gonna fucking maximize this shit but what happens is is when people start throwing when old swingers start throwing around terms selective swingers you're putting this cloud of that it's dirty and wrong to sport fuck or to fuck whoever you want or however many people you want if you want to fuck 15 people a day if i agree with you if well okay if you want to fuck 15 people a day as long as you're doing it safely and you're being safe and being tested and all those things, if that's your journey,
Speaker2:
rock on.
Speaker1:
Okay, so why do you not agree with me? Now you're just looking at me.
Speaker3:
Because I think it's more of an out. But they are afraid to say no. So they say selective so they don't
Speaker1:
feel obligated to fuck everything they see so do okay so let me okay people saying they're they're bi-selective well you know it's like okay it's easier for me to give an example of a guy because y'all have to be able to get it up that's right we do so girls don't we can just lay there for don't aren't turned on yes you can but if you're not turned on it's limp yeah so you can't fuck so you have to be selective to a degree to be able to get a heart on but if some if someone walks up that you don't want to have sex with and like you know we're really interested so it's better to say to them oh that's okay because we're selective swingers no it's not okay to say that well i mean it can be i guess if that's the way you want i mean do you wear a shirt around that says we're selective we'll come to you no i'm not saying i don't agree with the term okay is what i'm saying all the way around oh you know mike mike has a good point so uh so what is saying no isn't that being selective well i guess it's being selective but why do we have to put a label of selective anything well and no and mike agrees with you i think that what it is is that there is a plus factor in the lifestyle of being afraid to say no. When you're new, sometimes you will have sex with people because you don't understand the concept that you can say no. And, yes, you will still get to fuck other people. There will be other fucks to be had. I'm out of fucks to give. Now, anyways, I'm not. By the way, if you're interested, I'm not. But the thing is, is that, but when you, there is, because there's such a thing, the challenge of the lifestyle is the fact that we all say, just be honest, but most of us can't handle the honesty. I mean, we've dealt with questions when the one guy that, remember the question from the young gal and the 62-year guy and she's like no i'm not interested he said why and she goes you're out of my age range that i'm interested in and he but he he wasn't okay with that answer i mean and and i have to be honest it would be damn hard i crack jokes especially when i'm talking to females younger than me or that think i'm way older than them whatever i crack jokes as a safety measure so that i don't give them the opportunity to just go i don't fuck old people like you you know i i crack jokes to kind of try to to waive that because i'll be honest it would it would any rejection is kind of crushing well but i would appreciate i'd i would appreciate if someone was honest and hey look here's you're really nice you're really funny but you know what i i might cut off 40 so you know eight years ago you'd had a chance but go away well i wonder it would hurt but i could deal with it i wonder if the guy just took him as a single male that asked the question instead of asking if he was part of a couple. I didn't think about that. And maybe as a single male is a way to kind of smack him around a little bit saying, no, that's not how it works. You're not just going to fuck everybody that says they're a swinger. well and that's it that's the other challenge is that is that you have the vanilla world has two misconceptions out there they think that we not even just not even just the swinger world or the vanilla world there's within the different you know we talk about one big tree different branches you know all the different groups in their bdsm and naturalists and and swingers and whatever there's this thought process that swingers just going a mad fucking spree and one i mean i'm all in for going on mad fucking spree that doesn't happen i mean that's that's the whole concept like i've only one time i time, well, twice, because it was the same dude, seen where the pizza guy actually gets laid.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
I mean, you know, seriously, yeah, have we saw it happen? Yeah, we have, and that was awesome, but.
Speaker3:
Wow, your grammar's really off.
Speaker1:
Well, I'm currently having a stroke.
Speaker3:
Have we saw it happen?
Speaker1:
I'm having a stroke right now. That's what it is.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker1:
You fucking, what are you, an English teacher all of a sudden tonight? Seriously, oh, my God. You're not your grammar isn't off i still have liquor running through my i don't know it wouldn't surprise me i can't feel my left hand does that mean anything no i can feel my dick it's right there wait a minute i can up. Oh, wait. I don't have it. Never mind. My bad. So we get contacted all the time by total strangers because of what we post. Our standard response is we are happy to meet at a club event or meet and greet. We are being selective. We are not at the point of being invited to a stranger's house. Seymour. Quit moving. We just like the neutral setting because not everyone is for us and we are not for everyone. Very true. One of the biggest lessons that we learned the hard way was that whole neutral setting. We totally fucked that up. No, a lot of people we met at a bar. Right, but initially, a couple times, we were like, we're new and we're stupid. Let's meet at your house. Yeah, we'll meet at your house and just totally walk right into a fucking train wreck. Yeah, yep. And went back again. That's because I had to prove a point. God damn it, and I failed miserably. Don't ever do that. Don't ever do that. Still didn't work my fucking penis my penis deserted me that night it was horrible what sorry go ahead keep talking wow you're doing wonderful why what do you mean why you're interacting go ahead you got a whole bunch of people apparently that you need to order pizzas from now apparently Never happened to him. He delivered for six years. She hadn't got one.
Speaker2:
Yeah. There you go. You got a whole bunch of people apparently that you need to order pizzas from now. Apparently. Never happened to him. He delivered for six years. Shannon got one. Yeah. There you go. Rock on. One time. Yep. Well, we kind of egged the guy on it to come back. Well, yeah. No, we didn't kind of know that.
Speaker1:
We're like, dude, come on. Do it again, man.
Speaker2:
It wasn't even our room.
Speaker3:
We kept seeing him in the elevator.
Speaker1:
It wasn't even our party, but we totally encouraged it.
Speaker2:
You should come back.
Speaker1:
We were helping that guy.
Speaker3:
Looks like you're having fun. Oh, yeah.
Speaker2:
I'm having fun. We know you are. I'm only kind of a dick, just so you know. You know what? And our friends at Forbidden Our Listener are like, we're not letting him back in. There. Band list. There you go. No. We don't encourage him. You were made fun of for talking a lot last night. It's what I do, damn it. It is what you do. It's my skill set yeah if i can get laid more i'd fucking deliver pizzas i can tell you that i'd uber drive maybe you should start delivering pizzas to see if you can get laid oh yeah hey that's a great point yeah uh-huh there you go perfect i've never thought about fucking a delivery guy you sucked sucked an Uber driver's dick in a closet. Okay, but he wasn't doing the Uber driving. He was off Ubering. And he was an ex-co-worker that follows me on Twitter, damn it. And then he's just like, so when is it going to be my turn? Well, you know, whenever you're here next. And by God, he fucking showed up. Oh, great.
Speaker4:
Just so you know, it's a really good idea to follow Miss Amanda on Twitter.
Speaker1:
Because there's another guy, he's part of our page, he's a listener now too, that won the Miss Amanda lottery, Twitter lottery. Was that before COVID, right after COVID? It was during COVID. During COVID. That was during COVID, before we ever got it. But it was during COVID. Yep. Well, it was winter. Yeah. No, it was right before. It was right before COVID. No, because it was snowing out. Yeah. Oh. I know there was a lot of inches involved anyways uh so yeah look up on my phone and find a date but yeah so yeah i just didn't take pictures so the thing is is yeah that uh you know follow miss amanda on twitter dreams can come true i'm gonna go to the happiest place on earth an only fans guy that wants me to hook up with him just keep badgering young feller just keep badgering your your day could come you never know remember that couple the very first the cricket couple he's from the same town oh god oh good lord the cricket couple is a couple that was uh midwife we're talking where their crickets got out they feed their lizards got out and so they would be talking just randomly dive on the floor catching crickets it was the weirdest fucking night of my life it was very awkward it was one of those things remember that great journey i was just talking about earlier you have to get through those fucking nights you you get through those nights to get to the fucking promised land that's how this works there we've been to every weird fucked up thing you can imagine i we have been in a room as god's honest truth with somebody who started to speak tongues you must have fucked your good yeah yeah that was that was when we learned a valuable lesson about communication.
Speaker2:
Wait a minute. You didn't want to be there? No, I thought you wanted to be there. Fuck. The couple that we were interested in, they left. Yeah, they were like, fuck that.
Speaker1:
We're gone. See, these are all the things that you learn in this crazy years of experience. But it's worth it, I'm telling you. Just do through the batshit crazy stuff and your dreams will all come true. Not every bit of it's batshit. We just happened to find a few along the way. A few. Yes, we have found a few. The thing is, we have the philosophy of go big or go home. And so everything we've ever done has been for the most part, epic. Maybe it's you have that Of go big or go home and so everything we've ever done has been for the most part epic maybe it's you have that of go big or go home and i'm just kind of along for the ride hanging on so let's not all of a sudden act all fucking innocent maybe but let's not all act all innocent it's not my twitter that we were picking random fucking that no one hit the lottery off my twitter i don't know that's really a win but i mean no one said it could be well i know you don Twitter. I don't know if that's really a win. But, I mean, no one's hit the...
Speaker3:
It could be.
Speaker1:
Well, I...
Speaker3:
You don't know what to get.
Speaker2:
I know.
Speaker1:
I'm going to start Ubering and see what happens. So, thanks for the ride. You want to, like, suck my dick or something?
Speaker2:
He was.
Speaker1:
I mean, I don't know. Just saying.
Speaker3:
Well, he said he had multiple girls suck his dick when he was driving Uber.
Speaker1:
Yeah, because drunk college girls. Yeah, you know, I know how that works with my fucking luck. I get the drunk college girl that wants to suck my dick and ends up fucking yakking all over me. And she's yakking, bites down, and I'm in the ER with puke on my dick.
Speaker2:
Ew.
Speaker1:
What happened? I didn't get a tip. Oh, gross. Just saying. Nasty Sorry sir We have to remove that piece of corn from the tip Anyways what God I am the fucking Walt Disney of the lifestyle I'm Jiminy Cricket today Hence the tap hot The tap hot I am having a stroke Call 911 The top hat Why don't you finish the show out We've only got 15 minutes You finish the show out While I just sit here and drink water and rehydrate
Speaker3:
No I'm going to do a little bit more. I am having a stroke call 9-1-1 the top hat why don't you finish show up we've only got 15 minutes you finish to show up why I just sit and drink water and rehydrate no because I don't know what to say anything's better than me over here slurring what the fuck you didn't slur you just like okay talking a different language and it's kind of me I won't't say anything. Never mind. What? Nothing. Oh, yeah. Now you get all quiet. I mean, great. Perfect. Yeah. No, because I call it talking. Oh, yeah. A different way. But anyway, then that'll get me in trouble and offend somebody and we're not going there. That's my job. Don't. Yeah. You're the one that offends. I'm the nice one. Don't. Don't take... I'm the sweet, innocent one. What is your Twitter account, by the way? Miss Amanda Kazma.
Speaker1:
Would you spell and go a little slower for people writing it down?
Speaker3:
M-S-A-M-A-N-D-A-K-A-S-B-H.
Speaker1:
God, okay. Tell us my Instagram, but Instagram's lame because you can't show nudity Wow Okay Awesome But you can on your OnlyFans I just did a whole rant About why people shouldn't do that So I'm over pimping your Instagram Or your OnlyFans out Perfect Whatever I said before doesn't really apply Don't Just saying. You know the other cool thing that happened last night? Moving along, getting off this fucking train wreck that we're currently in. Are we on a train wreck? It seemed like it. The hole was just getting so deep. Woo! So, what the fuck sound was that? Oh! Oh my God, you sound like a fucking... It's an O, but it was high pitch. You sound like a fucking squeaky toy.
Speaker3:
Oh, now call.
Speaker1:
Now, don't use the sound voice to try to distract my ass. It sounds like somebody pinched your clit.
Speaker3:
Oh, come on.
Speaker1:
By the way, are you going to get your clit pierced?
Speaker2:
I am.
Speaker1:
Okay, here's the deal. The rest of the show is just fucking yammering this time, just so you know. So, did you decide? Are you going to do it? Are we going to do it for you? Are we going to do it at the can do it the at home pierce your own clit club fuck no no why no i've had you wax me you're not fucking piercing shit i learned from it i know i'm not gonna stick 10 000 needles in you i'm not gonna smear needles up and down your cooter we're only going one shot what could go wrong no uh-huh yeah no yeah sure oh hey here's something fun to talk about uh so i'm on my 30-year class reunion is now coming up oh good god and so uh we're taking bets so you can you can enter the uh the contest to see how many people find out uh find mismanaged twitter from cole's class uh so that's going to start. So make sure you enter that contest. We've got two so far. Uh-huh. Yeah, and if tipped. Well, one isn't in your class. He graduated like after you. Right. Close enough. So we'll be starting a pool on that. How do I know this? Because he's messaged me and shown me dick pics. Yeah. And they're like, hey, do you want to help with the class reunion oh god sure I think I know how to up attendance just saying so you'll want to get involved in that contest we're going to be running lots of contests
Speaker3:
so I am getting pierced I just have to hit my halfway weight loss thing that's my
Speaker1:
we're not doing it for the 50
Speaker3:
that's my reward for halfway to my goal
Speaker1:
you're going to add weight of jewelry
Speaker3:
Thank you. thing that's my that's so it's we're not doing for that's my reward for halfway to my goal you're gonna add weight of jewelry are you gonna make it is it gonna be big is it gonna be decorative is it gonna be or so so you're you're be dazzling your clit it'll probably start off pretty lame so so should we put a call out for people that have fucked you previously so they can line up to get to see you to fuck you afterwards the before and after test i was gonna say taste test but it shouldn't taste any different but but no one's saliva is getting near it well ever no just initially okay well how long is initially people need to know look we if we're gonna start fucking getting fucking getting this lined up. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. It'll probably happen in July. Lifestyle class reunion. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That would be fun. Yeah. Well, let's do it in your class first. Jesus. Let me. I got to look. I haven't made the, if they're still hot, I'll fucking list. That's coming. I got to do work on that this week. There's a couple girls. I'll say their fucking names. They're not listening. You don't know that. I hope they are. If they are, please, I want to have sex with you. There's like three of them. Better do it after KSN. I was going to say, well, yeah, because you don't want to be fucking. Because technically, I only have like two and a half pounds to go. The thing is, if you get it done right before, so once it gets pierced, you can change the jewelry out, correct? Eventually. Right. You know how long it took me to change my nipple piercings, right? Right, I do. Yes, absolutely. So the thing is here, could we, for humor's sakes, possibly, you know when they pierce a cow's ear they they put a number on their are you planning on tagging me i was just wondering if it would be possible if we could just for fun for a picture or two maybe do a tag just one for those of you just listening and not part of our YouTube channel, the look she's giving me is fucking priceless. Maybe. Yes. No. I mean, we can't put something too big. We don't want to stretch your fucking. We don't want to stretch your fucking clit. Does your clit hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Okay. So maybe I have to wait till after crazy winter night or crazy summer night. Because you to wait well some people are like oh i only waited a week and then they but there's like no bodily fluid supposed to be spilled on it so do you have to like keep a towel down there so you don't have any of your own yeah i don't want to be ah i'll probably just treat the same way i did my nipples can we put a making a metal ball bearing so that we can walk by with a magnet? No. Because then to separate that would hurt. How are you doing? No, I've got like, I think I've got a few more minutes. So no, absolutely not. Just two. I can't wait for you to fly somewhere now. Once you get that pierced. Hey, I have been stopped by airport security going, we need to do a wand on you. I'm like, okay. And they wand me and they get to my zipper and she's like, huh, do you have any piercings? I'm like, no. If you're hot, do you want to see? I want somebody to show you at the airport. I even said, I'll show you if you want. And she I'm good And that was before we started swinging Yeah the thing is that would be fucking You know That would be good Just saying Especially where you don't wear underwear Rogers chimed in on he has cattle tags Perfect Perfect, Bram. Just saying. Some say same day play after hood person. I have heard some say that but it also depends on how much swelling you
Speaker2:
have.
Speaker3:
My nipples swelled. This is lower. I had ice tucked in my bra.
Speaker1:
The thing is
Speaker3:
Yes, it is lower.
Speaker1:
Is that
Speaker3:
Oh, God. Wow, you're so smart. Here's what's funny. For those of you that don't know, the challenge she's going to have is her boy toy has a pierced dick. It's not really that it's pierced. It is when the foreskin was removed, they left a little bit of skin attached so he could fit a ring in it. Now, the fact that it's on the top of his dick, if we're face-to-face, could be an issue.
Speaker1:
So what could happen is at some point in time after this happens, I could get an emergency phone call saying, don't say anything.
Speaker2:
Shut up, you dick. Just come up here and help and help we're attached we can't get it apart and i would have to come up and untangle no we'd figure that part out but who who would get ripped is beyond me that could hurt i don't even know if i could even if i even meet the criteria to have. Do you have a clit and do you have a checkbook?
Speaker4:
No, that's not how it works.
Speaker2:
Really? Yeah, your hood has to be just big enough to be able to get all the... You know what?
Speaker1:
That's bullshit. That's some dude that's just way you can fondle your hood. I'll probably not. Okay, so you're going to...
Speaker3:
I'm going to be like two teens kissing braces.
Speaker1:
Actually, it's a magic act. So look. Probably. They're two loops. They're apart. Clink. Now they're together. Yay. Now if I had a loop or if I had a hoop or whatever, a ring, then it wouldn't get caught. If I had a bar, yes, it would. Or it could. If he had. But really, his aim is much better than that. That really, it shouldn't be an issue? If you had a loop and his was a poodle, it could look like the poodle was doing tricks jumping through the hoop. Just saying. Oh, my God. I just got the greatest mental picture ever in my entire life. Wow. Right fucking there. And all I could think of, seriously. Submersion of water, I heard you couldn't do. Okay, so all I can think about right now. So she did go and have it done. She put on the ladies page that she was going to do it. Sorry, go. This is a great mental picture. I want to share this before I lose it. Oh, good God. Just go back to the dog in the hoop, jumping through the hoop. Now think of Monopoly. It's a Monopoly dog. Jumping through the hoop. It's Clinopoly. Mom, can we play Clinopoly? I want to be the dog. I want to be the shoe. What?
Speaker2:
Would that be a foot job?
Speaker4:
Are you done?
Speaker1:
Stop it.
Speaker2:
Hey, look. I didn't know they had a new piece. It's a fist.
Speaker1:
Weird. What's wrong with just a penis?
Speaker2:
That's the car. That's the car?
Speaker1:
Looks like Mr. Peanut's car, not Mr. Peanut's penis.
Speaker2:
I know, but it's got a monocle, but it can see better.
Speaker4:
That's fucking worse.
Speaker2:
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
Clopolis?
Speaker1:
We'll be coming out with a game soon. Talk to you soon. Doing it the only way I know how.
Speaker2:
Oh, wait. Our email.
Speaker1:
You can reach us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Go to our website at crazykazba.com. Go to follow us on Twitter, which is at Truth Crazy. She's on, just look for Miss Amanda's pussy, wherever her pussies are at. Pornhub, OnlyFans, et cetera. We're on Instagram. You can find us there too somehow where instagram yes uh crazy truth and once again don't forget miss amanda's personal fucking twitter is miss amanda casbah there you go doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style out
