Krazy Truth #16 More than a Bucket List

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Speaker1: this out there if you saved your seven hundred whatever dollars if you planned on going like once a week to this sex doll thingy brothel you would have it paid for in like six months you
Speaker2: could have your own yeah but it's not the same it's not the same let's face it here's the deal Thank you. sex doll thingy brothel you would have it paid for in like six months you could have your own yeah but it's not the same it's not the same let's face it here's the deal you know you could go home and fuck your wife for free or or pay that that's if they don't have one this is actually going to be opening in ontario this is not the first one in the world this is the second one the first one in the world opened about a year ago in germany uh they said they have about a 70 return rate because sex is always good when it's done with plastic uh so so there there you go they said the biggest thing is is that it allows you to do all the things that you can't do to to other real people so they're almost kind of encouraging some of the hardcore kink stuff um yeah can you tie them up and stuff yeah yeah are they flexible yeah they blatantly say that you can tie them up you can do choke them you can they've got ones that you can use uh floggers and yeah you you turn red i didn't say and i'm not spending the money to go to ontario to find out but so you know, on your next vacation, stop and see Niagara Falls, both sides, the U.S. and the Canadian side, and then stop over to the plastic doll brothel. There you go. What the fuck? All right. Moving right along. I really have no words for that one. This is the greatest thing ever. What I want to know is, you just put your money on the counter, how do they know? Somebody's got to be watching. There's like cameras in the lobby. It is attached, I do have to those, and it is attached to a hair salon and nail salon. So, the nice thing with this is, okay, so while you're in getting your nails done, I can go bang a plastic doll. Yeah, but I mean, I do my nails, so maybe when I'm doing my nails, you can go in and I'll see you next time. So while you're in getting your nails done, I can go bang a plastic doll. Yeah. But, I mean, I do my nails. So maybe when I'm doing my nails, you can go in and bang a plastic doll. Oh, God. Okay. So moving right along. Whatever works. If that's your thing, go for it. So we're going to go ahead and go do what we usually do. We've got've got some really good questions, uh, tonight. So we're going to start with the first question we've got is what do you do if you tell your significant other, a person is off limits, but they still keep talking to them? Ooh. Okay. So let, let's, let's, cause we talk about this a little bit ahead of time, okay? So now the question, and this came to us, this actually came to us from Chicago, and A from Chicago sent this to us. So my question to them, and I didn't hear back, so I don't know on this whole thing. Obviously, we all have a no fuck list it's like the no fly list only only no sex off limits off limits so it's the folks that hey here's the deal no you cannot fuck this person don't come ask me just like or if if there's somebody on the list you're no fuck list i'm not gonna come and go hey by the way i know but how about how about now can i can i fuck her now how about now so but this is a little bit different thing they didn't say that they were gonna try to fuck them it's just they're still keep talking to them so this goes into a whole range of different things of of what that could be okay so and see your look says it your look says it all it says exactly, the guy and girl perspective on this is going to be totally different. You can already tell for sure.
Speaker1: Because even after talking to you, when we talked earlier about it, I got to thinking of more stuff. Who initiated the conversation?
Speaker3: Very true.
Speaker2: Well, does that matter?
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker2: If I said somebody was off limits and you initiated a conversation, I might be a little well okay but this is one of the things wait what this is one of the things that we talked about though is that it okay if it's just talking i mean let's face it there are people that are on the no fuck list very adamantly on the no fuck list i still talk to them they still come up and talk they come up and talk to me we're in a we're at a meet and greet we're at a social setting a non i mean it could lead to sex i suppose but but a non it's not it's not like a house party we're naked a social setting and there's not a way to to gracefully go hey look i don't mean to be rude My wife thinks you're a cunt so i'm not allowed to speak with you okay okay oh my god right well i mean think about it i have some people i want to say that too but i wouldn't you want to throat punch some too but that's beside the point but it'd be like okay would you walk up to one of the guys that are on the no fuck list who helicopters on the no fuck list i walk and go here's the deal if it was up to me we'd be fucking like rabbits right now but my husband thinks you're a douchebag are you going to say that to somebody in a social setting no no so in a social setting there's not a way without looking like a real ass i mean here's the thing you if someone's on the no fuck list it's not necessarily that they need to know that there are polite professional ways around so that people don't know that because if everybody knows you're no fuck list you can look like a real dick or a real cunt i pretty much just avoid being caught in a situation where it could lead to where it could easily lead to sex right now okay so if somebody's just talking and that's just conversation that's one thing now okay even as a guy we all know out there that there's differences between just talking and hinting around trying to get laid or trying to to have something else happen right okay so sexting well okay well we'll get to that one because you're exactly right but i mean let's face it here's the if someone's on the no the no go list and you're talking with them let's be have a little bit of common sense here if you go take and sneak off with that person and so every time so i've got let's just hypothetically say there's somebody on my no fuck list and but every time you turn around you can't find me and when you do find me uh her and I are off in a dark corner talking that's different than hey we're in front of everybody else we're standing by the bar we're just whatever talking there. There's a huge fucking difference there. If you look shifty and you're being shifty, then odds are you're doing something probably kind of shifty. I mean, that's my philosophy. If not, if it looks like you're being shifty, then there's going to be some consequences because you're going to be like, what the fuck is going on? Yes.
Speaker1: Well, you know, I think back to the one girl that is on a definite no.
Speaker3: There's only one. Everybody else is allowed.
Speaker1: Hit me up. There's one specifically, yes.
Speaker2: She has the habit of grabbing you and pulling you aside into not necessarily a dark corner, but a darker area to babble your head off to get your undivided attention okay yes but have i sent people over there to interrupt said conversation yes guilty well but okay but we also have an agreement with that because we both have certain people we both have certain people that we know the other one wants to be. Here's the challenge. If it's somebody that's on the no-go list and we both agree it's on the no-go list versus if it's somebody that is, you don't want me to fuck her, but I really want to fuck her. Yes, that's a difference. Okay, that becomes a challenge. So there's a communication issue that goes along with that. You know, you have to keep that in mind with what's going with it. Yes, one of the great things we do as a couple is, if it's somebody that we both know we don't want to hook up with, we don't, you know, it's kind of a mutual agreement. We do look out to make sure if we get grabbed, pulled away, that you have somebody, you know, I've sent people over to rescue you, you've sent people over to rescue me. If it's somebody, look, if you actually want to have sex with them, this becomes communication. If your significant other is absolutely out on taking and having a hookup with that person, I'm telling you right now, there is nothing you're going to be able to do or say that's going to be able to take and be able to take and cause your your significant other go oh well that's okay you're not gonna claim booze you're not gonna be able to claim you got caught up in the moment there's nothing you hook up with somebody you're not supposed to you're fucked and you should be i mean that is like you can cheat in the lifestyle and that is cheating in the lifestyle we have seen a couple do that yes we have and that was awkward and we wanted nothing we couldn't get away from that then is drama and drama sucks ass okay so now let's bring up to talk about the point that you were just talking about which is uh well texting not even not even sexting when you start talking about about texting okay it's one thing to be social now a little backstory obviously where we have the huge facebook page secret page we do actually have to be we are talking talking to everybody there's there's business that we have to discuss with the podcast things like that so it's a little bit different there'll be times that we that i will text people that are on that list also but it's it's involving business situations and in turn you know about everything that's going on with those as well so the the thing is is that uh with that being said you still even then i make sure to let you know what is going on if there's been communication there it's not like oh by the way I don't want to be the one to cause a drama or to cause a scene so in turn you have to chat with a person it's quite another when you're texting that is not a must happen yeah that instantly now you're going into a whole new fucking gray area okay and we've had discussions on this show before about texting and and uh uh everything along those lines and how you know some people let people know who's on their phone some people don't blah you start you start texting with somebody at that point in time what you're doing is is you're kind of a form in in our opinion again remember everything we say is just our fucking opinion okay but in But in our opinion, you're cheating.
Speaker3: That's taking it to a different level. And if you're fucking sexting, here's the deal.
Speaker2: Nobody is sexting just because you have to for conversation purposes. I mean, have you ever sexted just because you felt obligated? I laugh because how good am I at sexting? Okay, I'm going to give a shout out. I suck at it. No, sexted with miss amanda just so you know right now i'm putting out there so you all understand you've actually been sexting with me because here's the deal yes you the fuck they have i turn you go okay what should i say yes so basically in a roundabout way you're fucking me just so you know okay she's like what how should i respond to this what will sound hot you're gonna scare matt matt it's different she actually it's she she knows with you i don't think we've actually done anything like that. But, I mean, just so you know, that's happening. Okay? Just so you know. I suck at it. Say you're going to suck his dick. Say you're going to lick his balls. Yeah, up the shaft. Yeah. Actually, I don't sex people. You won't anymore. I don't. No, but okay, so. Unless you kind of hit around at it, then I might it but i suck at it actually i've had many a good laugh on the way home from work reading your sexting that's where somebody's trying to sex with you and you let me read it and it's just like you're like they put whatever line in oh i want to eat your pussy oh you're like mmm yum that feels good i mean because there's no way if you were trying to jack off to you sexting it'd be like what wait what oh oh i know oh yeah you just better have the carry out conversation yeah anyways so but if you're sexting with someone and they're on the no-go list there is you you are not going to convince a single female in a in the world that that's okay there's no way no way in the world and actually you shouldn't be able to convince a guy that's okay either i mean that's just's just, you are boldly going where you just shouldn't go. Now, since we're talking about the no-go list, okay. One of the things that I want to talk about, because, okay, believe it or not, we live with this on our page all the time as well, in people's great interest to avoid drama, they tend to cause drama, okay? And when you cause drama drama it pisses the rest of the world off just so you know okay so if someone is on your significant others no fly list or basically really your your no-go list is like my list is actually yours is my list and vice versa because it doesn't mean i'd fuck whoever and you'd fuck whoever but we're the ones that say the other one that says no to that person okay okay here's the thing it is not necessary to take and put that out there so that everybody else knows nobody else needs to know needs to know who's on that list i mean that's just something that's just something that you shouldn't you absolutely shouldn't share with that and you need to be respectful look i understand there are going to be certain people that just rub you the wrong fucking way it is what it is and it doesn't matter if it's a guy or if it's a girl they're gonna rub you the wrong way but if you walk up and go look you fucking douchebag if i see you talking to my old lady again okay guess who the one is creating drama that would be me at that point in time so you have to have some common really yeah some common couth just so those of you that don't watch the videos i'm picking and dog hairs picked off my shirt. You have to have some common couth and common courtesy when you're out and around.
Speaker1: Okay, so let's throw this challenge out there.
Speaker3: You're at a house party.
Speaker2: For whatever reason, it was a late invite or they didn't publish a guest list, whatever. Someone that's on the no fuck list is at the house party Then what do you do?
Speaker1: For me personally I'd probably leave
Speaker2: You would What? There's ten other couples there Nine of the There's ten dicks there That you're totally okay with And you really want to fuck You'd really like to get one of those guys But because one person you would leave....
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Speaker2:...... there's 10 dicks there that you're totally okay with and you really want to fuck. You'd really like to get one of those guys, but because one person you would leave, you wouldn't just like maybe try to, ooh, that looks like me. Well, what would you do? Well, I've never been in this situation, so I really don't know. No, we haven't. So, okay, I think the first thing is that, number one, if it's a small house party, like two or three couples house party, then maybe that is actually the right thing to do is to leave. If it's a larger house party, you know what? There's plenty of other people to avoid, to steer clear of that situation a little bit. it may be something that you might have to, you might have to take that person aside. Like if it's a girl that's on my no list. I may, and she really wants to, I may have to take her aside and say, I'm sorry. Amanda says no. Amanda says no. And you may have to take a guy aside and say, I'm sorry says no if they don't if they if you can't get away from them if you can't you know there's nowhere else to go or they really want you or whatever the case may be i can tell you this there is no reason even in that situation where it's going to be okay if you break that trust or that rule no on on a no-go list because here's the thing why okay let me ask you why are some of the girls that are on my no my no fuck list why are they on that list to you why why it wasn't important that they were put on that list because i don't like them well well right but but it it's more than just that
Speaker1: there's a you get a bad vibe or you get a yes bad feelings i don't trust them i feel like you
Speaker2: question some i know we've talked about it question some of their motives maybe a little bit definitely uh and it's the same it's the same the other way around i mean here's the thing we've been in the lifestyle long enough now that we don't have people on the no the no fuck like I don't have a guy on your no fuck list because, well, he's got a bigger dick than me. Well, there are people that have that. You kind of need to reevaluate. You need to evaluate why. But a lot of it is a gut feel. And the thing is, that's okay. you know is gonna be no way shape or form are you ever gonna be able to take and um justify after the fact you you want to talk about wait it to fucking and crash an entire house party i mean yeah fuck somebody you're not supposed to let that fight start in front of a whole bunch of people because we've seen that happen again we've talked about that you hear lots of motherfucker and you son of a bitch and shit getting thrown and tears there's just doors slamming I mean there is just absolutely nothing that makes it okay to break that trust and that's's really what it is i mean because let's face it if you want to go fuck someone on your no fuck list it's pretty goddamn easy to do i mean very easy to get away well i mean let's face it in the world then out what they're now everybody else people cheat all the time so if you want it bad enough it's really easy to do that especially if you're an event where there's booze involved maybe you're getting really drunk and you don't even notice or vice versa or whatever i mean that's happened not that i fucking bad not to us no no good grief send the hate mail to cole for being the dick no i mean it but it does but the the thing is is that what you're violating when you break that is you're breaking the trust you have with your significant other and and so you know we've answered that question but really it doesn't matter what we fucking think see the truth comes out it's whatever they want to do and if they're comfortable with it well and here's the thing obviously a was not comfortable so if you're not comfortable with talking to him at all then guess what it boils down to i think we've said this before it boils down to you have to communicate that you can't put a no fuck list out there and then not have square understanding of what is or is not inappropriate contact at all that you just you fucking can't do that and on the situation on a side note i think you have to be realistic on the no fuck list again that looks as though because which part on on who you put on the no fuck list and here's why okay and the reason why is because there was a time when we first got into the lifestyle i had somebody on your no fuck list and it was because uh i was an idiot No, I'm trying to remember. It was because of my own insecurities. Because the thing was, that person does things different. And so I took in, look, I don't care how long you do this you're gonna have times and things where jealousy rears its ugly fucking head it happens okay and it sucks when it happens why does it suck when it happened because it usually causes fights weird okay you want to fucking make sure you don't get laid for a couple events fuck yeah let let the big green monster out uh okay so and And that's really what it was was that that i had my own insecurities and so i took things that were being said i let my imagination just run fucking wild and i'm like that's it nope can't fucking nope okay that was fucking moronic so it was something that once i grew up a little bit and got you know really pulled my head out of my ass that's the sound it made uh then we were able to you know look and that person is nowhere in the they're obviously not on that list anymore i mean and that makes all the difference in the world so when you put somebody on there you i think you have to you have to have realistic reasons why okay and you cannot just say to somebody voice of experience here you can't just say to anybody you can't fuck them because that you can jump in other than just making racial expressions at any point in fucking time because that is a guaranteed way to just cause problems and issues it just is because then you know what here's what happens I do. I do that to you. Then you're going to turn around and do that to me. Oh, by the way, that person, they're on the no fuck list. You have to communicate why, because it digs into a deeper issue as to what actually is the fucking problem. And a lot of times what you can find out is the problem isn't the other person at all. The problem is maybe something to be inside or something in your communication or your relationship or it could be that the fucking person is a complete and total cooter and you really just hate her and that is what it is very much so though, we agree on our no-go list.
Speaker3: We do.
Speaker2: And don't make exceptions on it when you're drunk at a party. Just saying. That's a whole other show. We'll talk to you about it another time.
Speaker3: You've done that.
Speaker2: Not just me.
Speaker3: We.
Speaker4: Have I done that?
Speaker2: You gave me permission.
Speaker1: Oh, well, no. I pretty much messed that up.
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This question comes from Oklahoma. Boomer sooner? Okay. Oklahoma, they asked to remain anonymous and it is is it okay to tell someone that they fit what you're looking for on a bucket list item okay okay so how about we start this part with this send all hate mail to crazy casbah at gmail.com okay this is kind of a touchy a touchy subject a little bit or it can be um because then there's a lot of different reason for it one we always talk about communication is key right we talk about it in party settings we talk about it in a relationship we talk about it in everything we do communication here is a little bit of a challenge when you start talking about bucket lists obviously bucket lists can include besides just activities like a dp or uh you know a threesome with two guys or a threesome with two girls or whips or chains or, you know, wrestling in cream corn if you're Todd. You know, whatever the case may be. Okay, but it also can take and it can encompass things like body types. It can include race. It can include uh it can include uh race it can include uh you know ethnic background it has the potential to go a whole lot of places okay so and before we get started we're going to crack fucking jokes as we do this okay it is what it is so everybody get over that part of it because it's still fun but we'll still take it from somewhat of a serious way there is a point that it is okay to tell people that they fit something for a bucket list because if i remember well if i remember correctly at one point in time you know you haven't done a dp yet no at one point in time you said with after we had the first hook up with the the first threesome you're like, well, he has a small dick, so that'd be okay if I was going to do a threesome one. Okay, so if you're going to use that, tread lightly. You know you have a small dick, so I'll give you a chance in my ass. Yes, it's okay to sit there and say, look here's the deal you're an experienced you're experiencing knife play or your experience with rope play or whatever the case may be and i've always wanted to do that i want to try that you fit this bucket list right that make i mean that makes that makes sense it's a no-brainer the the i got to talk to anonymous a little bit And the example that they used was the fact that they were a redhead and that they know that a lot of people want to have sex with redhead women. And so is it okay, is it uncouth or is it okay to walk up and say, hey, since you're a redhead, that's on my bucket list, do you want to fuck? I guess I don't see a problem with it. It depends, one, on the person. It depends on what the bucket list item is. I think when you're talking about things like hair color or you're talking about specific acts, okay, that's different. That's like in conversation, whatever whatever when you start getting into and we can talk about this because uh one of our really really good friends uh is is a black guy and super cool and one of the things that he we had this discussion he talked about the fact that he hates if people he's single male and this dude bucks like a like a rabbit and he's sought after highly sought after but yeah see the grin on that face but one of the things that he said is he goes it's offensive to me when people will literally walk up and just say hey because you're black that's on my bucket list do you want to fuck and i can understand that because at that point in time i mean that's like what all of a sudden they're not a person i mean the equivalent the only way i can relate it okay you're officially what you're four eleven and three quarters right four eleven and a half so you are officially no i'm a half inch you're half inch too tall you could actually she could you could actually go and get a handicapped sticker if you wanted to because of your height okay so you are officially considered uh you're just above having a form of dwarfism so if somebody was running around in a meet and greet right running around with a tape measure i mean this is gonna sound stupid and extreme but it's true someone We'll be right back. form of dwarfism so if somebody was running around in a meet and greet right running around with a tape measure i mean this is gonna sound stupid and extreme but it's true someone who's running around walking up to every short girl with a tape measure and going up too tall and then finally one to find somebody that's that is that half inch short and goes oh sweet you have dwarves and why I want want to fuck people would be fucking appalled right wouldn't you you're used to being asked the short question so that's why I'm asking that I don't know I've never had anybody do that to me well I know that but okay so that's just it you've never had that do somebody do that to you but think about it if somebody just a random dude you've never met him before you never met him he just comes up says how tall are you you tell him goes perfect you're the right height and grabs you that wouldn't make you feel like maybe like just a piece of meat a little bit a little bit yeah so it comes down to okay but well i hate this hard because you had you had tell your fantasy it was a it was a bucket list item i don't have a bucket list but everybody always talked about having sex standing up i wanted to try it i can't with him i'm too tall you're too tall that's why i'm too tall so i found a shortcut right and you did
Speaker1: that actually he came up to me and he goes well i heard you always wanted to do it standing up
Speaker2: you had it listed you had it listed in your profile in our profile on one of the sites that that was something that you'd always wanted to do and so you had taken and and
Speaker1: there was a lot of guys said i'd like to make that check that off your bucket list there was
Speaker2: a lot of you had a lot of guys that put that when you put that out there on your I don't know. was a lot of guys that i'd like to make that check that off your bucket list and there was a lot of you had a lot of guys that put that when you put that out there on your something you wanted to do you had a lot of guys that came to you and said hey i want to try some of them were taller than me yeah that was and you were like what but i mean you know you legitimately you did you had a lot of people actually actually try that's different though you put it out there this was your bucket list item you put it out there okay so i think there's a huge difference if he's kind of overrated sorry i'm gonna resist it was not because of the guy no it wasn't no actually he he was good. But I thought it was going to be this amazing thing.
Speaker1: And I was just like, okay, you have to keep your balance and you have to hold on to something or you're going to fall on your head. I didn't know it was going to be so much work.
Speaker2: You really like easy sex. You don't like the work sex. You don't like hard work sex. If it's too much work. What's too much work when it comes to work? I I don't know we had this conversation about threesomes Too much work I'm fucking with you That one is Josh But the difference was You had put it out there that this is what you wanted Okay and i think that there's a huge difference on if you put something out there that hey this is something i want yes one of the things as we were talking about our friend he acknowledges the fact that because uh of of our location in the country and everything else that there is not a there's not uh there's not a large population of black guys that are in the lifestyle and so he acknowledged the fact that yes that is he gets it for a lot of people that is quote unquote a bucket list item but his problem was not so much that about helping somebody fulfill a bucket list but it was about the approach the approach yeah the approach about treating somebody uh instead of treating them like a person look here's the deal they still everybody still wants to have somebody that wants to be with them not just wants to be you know they're they're people they're not a dildo you try dildos you go buy different dildos and different sex toys you try them people are not sex toys and you know you can't treat them like that and that's the biggest thing is like you you have to take and remember the simple fact that hey look these folks they have feelings they have emotions they have whatever uh they have the same they might have separate rules and and just because it's your bucket list doesn't mean that they have to abandon their rules maybe they like to go out to dinner get to know you a couple times first you know uh or here's the thing don't just assume just because it's on your bucket list that you fit criteria that might be on some of their bucket list if that makes. I think if somebody approached me, I'd go, Oh, that's cute. Well, and, and go, do I know you? And that's one of the things that he does. He goes, do it, do I even know you? No, I think that it's a little bit different. Again, I don't think, I never think there's a problem putting in being very honest in, in your profiles if you if if look if you are um you are wanting to have sex with someone that is asian or you want to have somebody that is with sex somebody that's white or you want to have some sex with somebody that is blue or somebody that would be you on ha on Halloween. If you want to have sex with somebody, I don't care. If you want to have sex with somebody dressed like a fucking cat, whatever it is, if that's your bucket list,
Speaker3: great.
Speaker1: Someone wanted to have sex with you dressed as a rock star
Speaker3: and they said,
Speaker1: no, leave the makeup on.
Speaker3: That's right. That's right.
Speaker2: I have had that.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And that was before we were swinging.
Speaker2: That was before I was allowed to say yes. That was the greatest Halloween ever.
Speaker1: I never had sex with you with makeup on today.
Speaker2: Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You told me to leave it on two years in a row. You told me I could clean it off afterwards, and you got pissed off because it was all over the sheets and shit. It was messy, but yeah. There are still pictures somewhere that caused a divorce. There was a Hooters restaurant, a table. The guy was just train wrecked. Train wrecked drunk.
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. There are still pictures somewhere that caused a divorce. There was a Hooters restaurant, a table. The guy was just train wrecked, train wrecked drunk. She was lifting her skirt up and no one around taking pictures of me behind her. Her husband was just getting more and more upset, and it was awesome. Anyways, we digress. But if you take and you put that, you know, whatever it is that you want to do on on your profile you might be surprised you will probably have somebody taking and coming up to you and saying hey i saw this on your profile i saw this is on your bucket list let me fill your bucket oh my god did you really well yeah i did because it's well it's true the thing is is it's this is the part that people get all fucking bent out of shape with is that it is we're all just fucking people okay look someone's going to come up they part of the reason we swing if we just wanted the same thing we always had no one would swing no one would okay we swing because we want to experience new things whether it be kinks fetishes pussies dicks whatever it is we want something new that that's the the excitement that's the whole thing with it so just because we all want that we're on the same boat with that how we approach those things is what's important okay you would not you would not walk up uh in a in if you were in a vanilla bar vanilla setting and you were you wanted to date or whatever you would not walk up to some gal that had uh just like fucking basketball-sized tits just fucking huge they'd fucking knock you out and go i have always wanted to fuck somebody that looks like they have watermelons on their chest you're on my bucket list want to fuck there's no way in hell you would do that because you would have the shit slapped out of you maybe by watermelon boobs i don't know but i'm just saying you wouldn't do that so the thing is is why in the lifestyle would we do the exact same thing you're just looking at me like i'm absolutely out of my fucking gourd no i'm just listening send all the hate mail to miss amanda so just because you don't have bucket list you act like you don't get this you have bucket list by the way oh is there there's nothing there's nothing that you want to try nothing you know whatever happens happens yeah pretty much oh god okay we have this on recording so i I will start adding to my bucket. That's bullshit. That is such a lie. How is that a lie? Because it's a lie. There's no what? There's no way. Okay, so if at, let's say, when we do our Crazy Winter Nights party, okay? For example, we're just going to let whatever happens, happens, right? Just whatever. No bucket list. No bucket list. I mean, that doesn't mean that whatever goes. Well, don't you want some sort of... You mean with the limitations and shit. How much have you had to drink? Because we know how this goes. Yes, we do. Sorry. So, here's the deal. You know... Oh no i got a better example i'm sorry let's do it this way oh god three weekends two weekends ago something like that a couple weekends ago you were going to help someone else fulfill something on their bucket list do you have any idea what i'm talking about several weeks ago couple weeks ago oh i just can't wait for the suspense here we go uh because you've also said you you're not afraid of heights oh yeah and you like to have sex high and so uh no i'm not afraid i'm not afraid of heights he wanted you yes and so at nomapalooza you were willing to go on top of a corn crib about three stories tall to give a blowjob so you're just gonna let whatever he got too drunk he got he got yeah but i knew him still you don't have anything weird like that i mean it doesn't have to be fucking out there, bizarre, weird bucket list item, like cream corn or shit.
Speaker2: Nothing.
Speaker3: Nothing at all. Like what? I don't know. You're only 47.
Speaker1: You've run out of anything you want to do?
Speaker3: What happened to a DP? What happened? Actually, the reason why, just so everybody knows what's going on. Nuh-uh, you were the one that came with me with that.
Speaker2: Here's the thing, just so everybody knows. The only reason we're talking about this on the show right now uh is so that i have it on tape so whatever she says i have permanent documentation of this so you have nothing you have nothing at 47 you're just you're good you've fulfilled it all plain kind of boring okay so i have homework for all of our listeners out here here's what you all need to do give me ideas you you need to start sending pictures diagrams definitely diagrams pictures graphic descriptions to our email crazy.casba at gmail.com of things that miss amanda might want to put on her uh bucket list so that she she has a bucket list because i feel that i don't want to fill your bucket list You don't want to? No, it's your bucket list, I'll feel guilty Sort of
Speaker3: I have my your bucket list you don't want to no it's your bucket list i'll
Speaker2: feel guilty sort of i have my own bucket list what sorry anyways so yeah just saying so there's your homework okay next week you have some shit thought up for your bucket list we're gonna ask again all right kids that is a great point in time for us to stop uh for another episode
Speaker3: I'll see you next time. So there's your homework. Okay. Next week, you have some shit thought up for your bucket list. We're going to ask again. All right, kids.
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