Send us Fan MailThe hair show, A hairy situation, a hair brain idea, you get the point. We tackle the question of what is the in to have your privates. Is it neatly trimmed ,shaved clean, old school. Really what we are talking about is confidence and what is comfortable. This is one more question that shows and reminds us of some of the many questions we all had when we were newbies in the adult alternative lifestyle. Basically, swinging is on your mind. We also work with another couple that got caught off guard on a playdate when the other couple jumped into a kink situation. Communication, communication communication! If you want to have the hobby of sex with others you need to be in the practice of having open and honest communication. Listen to this show it might just help you have a better experience. Check out all our shows at : www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net Http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I am Cole cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and hat hatin fucking bitch miss amanda i'm here to fucking bore you with headgear and she's here to tan late and titillize you no i'm just kidding no uh we're here to fucking uh yammer at you but miss amanda's always right and i'm fuzzy and so there you go anyways when have you ever said i was always right that's a shock yeah see there you go look at me and now since you have a boy to i have to say those things to make sure i keep my place in the pecking order whatever peck anyways uh so yeah now you have your finger up it on youtube that's awesome up my? Should we do other stuff? First of all, this is season four, episode 157. Okay, I didn't know. Of this silly, silly adventure. We call it show. And tonight, to know that it's all fucked up, I'm wearing a white shirt. That ought to fuck you. Twitch is six ways to Tuesday. So if you don't know, you go, well the big deal about that fucking look at our youtube channel anyways just saying uh so real quick before we it was funny because on facebook you said we were going live and you had to pick out what you were going to wear right so someone had to comment well that's what i what did he comment he was like it was funny he was he was like oh let's see a black t-shirt or a black t-shirt hmm and i was like no i meant headgear because i'm wearing a cowboy hat tonight versus last week i was wearing a top hat and he's like we didn't say that so out of principle i had to go dig and i had to dig i had to dig to go find a white shirt a white t-shirt so which by golly you had a blue one i had a brown i've worn those but i had to wear something totally, so I wore a white one, just saying. So there you go. Look at me being all unique and changing and adventurous. Look at me go. Real quick, why we still have sponsors before we piss them off. That'll come later in the show. Let's talk about real quick who our paid sponsors are. One is altplayground.net, www.altplayground.net. You know what? The summer is what is the summer doing the summer is heating up wow the summer is heating up so are the meet and greets because that's how you meet and greet people is at meet and greets uh you need to see where their next the next alt playground meet and greets are you know how you know that sign up on meet on alt playground net there you go uh anyways we're there find us why because uh you know we're we're everywhere and you know if it asks for a promo code put crazy casman and see what it does i don't even know for sure so there you go uh but no there are actually a lot of great folks great wall the big wall the great wall that would be in china uh but the big wall would be on all playground.net so check so check them out. And also, now here's the deal.
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Hint, hint, nudge, nudge. By the way, we are the most nominated group out there, so make sure that you vote for us on all those things because we want to win. We're going to be there, so we want to win. I'm going to be there. my cowboy hat and Miss Manning's going to be there with your titties hanging out. So there you go. And so with that being said, so let's shall we move forward? Shall we progress? We've got a crazy show tonight. Are we actually progressing? No, we haven't. We quit progressing about season two episode five is when I'm pretty sure we actually fucking started going there. I actually listened to Cole Ford. I still like the Johnny Cash reference the best so far. Cash wins, but I'm not an all-black course tonight. Shit. This is just now done with me. Being a smartass and I fuck it all up. Way to go. Hey, great news. I'm a tool. i'm a tool um okay so no i'm actually really excited about our questions because they're funny as fuck they're not fun one's not funny one is funny one is really funny but one is not funny one's more of a true serious type question then do we do the serious one i don't know and then the funny well i don't know if you'll determine how you'll one and which one's serious, but I'm sure we'll probably find a way. Okay. I've only just begun. Oh, Jesus. I don't own the lyrics to it, but I didn't sing it. But the written word, totally different story. All right. Anyways. All right. So this is from Harry's situation in Idaho. And this is a serious one. Okay. It's not serious. Well, it is serious is serious all our questions are serious we're never devaluing the value of questions devaluing the value gotcha whatever uh okay i am so confused so what is the right way to wear our pubes once i got there that's why i was like well this question needs to make the air um we are excited to go out and out to pool parties uh and naked fun but don't know since the shutdown what is the in thing no hair a little hair old school question mark we watch porn and are starting to see hair come back but is it only by certain ages harry situation in idaho well that's just a hair nundrum okay so first of all You're a dork God I'm a tool Just fucking dumb Alright so Okay, so first of all, God, I'm a tool. Just fucking dumb. All right, so first of all, let's duly note, again, as we say so many, many times on this show, these are only our opinions. It's a hairy situation. Oh, yeah, by the way, speaking of which, I need to say this real quick. For those of you who don't know, I don't know where the hell you've been at, but for those of you who don't know, we record this in front of our live, we record this live in front of our secret, secret Facebook page. Shh. Don't tell the others. Kazba, Inc. If you want to be a part of it, let us know. So they'll be adding in. And Mike says, sounds like a hairy situation. Yes. Okay. So here's the thing. Obviously, just like- Don't lose your hair over thinking. Too uncomfortable. I stressed out. Now I'm bald. There is no right or wrong way to swing and to do things. So whatever you're into- What do you like? Yeah, exactly. What do you like? Now, okay. I get their hesitation. So I reached out to them. They're middle-aged. Okay. Okay, so they would just give me a range between 45 and 55. So they're middle-aged, relatively new. He's more concerned about it because before the pandemic, they went to a party and he did not shave and he got hassled about it okay a little bit but she is very paranoid about it she's very not paranoid she's very concerned it's not worth spilling in hairs over you fuckers i love you people uh but she's concerned because her thing her whole thing is she goes i because i said well you know it was her situation she goes no but i don't want to be the we have nobody talk to us and then come find out later it's because i have too much hair
Speaker2:
Here we go. goes i because i said well you know it was her situation she goes no but i don't want to be the
Speaker1:
we have nobody talk to us and then come find out later it's because i have too much hair and someone's turned off by it or you know or i don't have hair and everybody else does because it's not like i can just go put some on i can see from a woman's standpoint guys unfairly can get away with it a little bit more than girls I can see if think about before we started to shave and going to a pool party now can't you see if you're the wrong type of party and people are kind of clicky and and there's a lot of younger people there and all of a sudden you come walking out with fucking you know old school fucking 70s bush that people are looking at you like, ew, and all of a sudden you're sitting there going, fuck, what do I do? I mean, I can see that. Yeah. But, you know, I don't, I honestly don't know. i you know we've been with girls that have hair trimmed shaved landing pads all kinds of different things strips not pads wow and things just took a huge awkward turn right there no some guys have been full, trimmed, shaved, waxed. So Shelly put, in April, Hedo only saw one female sporting the full bush. Everyone else was bald. We're getting different things. Landing strips are okay. Look, I think that... If someone really wants to have sex with you, then it's going to matter. Right. Again, what's sexiest and what's most sexy is what you're most comfortable with. Mm-hmm. Okay? Because the reality of it is, look, if everybody is shaved and you're not comfortable being completely shaved, you know what? You're not going to seem comfortable and that's not hot. If where you're most comfortable is in your body and it's fucking full bore fucking Chewbacca fucking bush where it's going and whatever. And that's you're like fucking proud and that's where you're comfortable. That's going to be sexy. But here's the thing. Okay, here's's a thought if you're concerned if you aren't gonna have any or gonna have too much or what's the trend or whatever the case may be you get invited to a house party shave right because no shave okay i'm saying shave because if you shave completely it will grow back it's like a bad haircut right so it's like it's it's like going to a party and it's better to be overdressed than it is to be underdressed so if you go oh so all these people had hair okay so you know maybe i'll just grow a little bit back. That's such a harebrained idea. It just might work. Okay, so Mike puts, on a serious note, Luna's gone from bare to a landing strip. Either way, sexy. Whatever you're comfortable with, personal preference is some trimming. Yes, and that's, I mean, at least, I would at least recommend trimmed. If you... some trimming yes and and that's i i mean at least i would i would at least recommend trimmed if you're not comfortable going full shape which is totally fine trim it down just trim it down look hedges in a yard add beauty to the house right but hedges that are finely trimmed hedges look nice hedges that are all fucking wild and sticking out weird and stupid like that those make the house look trashy so at least keep the hedge trimmed so that i mean i'm you don't have to put like a disney design in it or anything weird like that but if it's trimmed neatly there was one time i tried to do a heart it didn't work well but okay look isn't even this isn't even this isn't even just with with pubes okay i'll say this even like with facial hair you're not a fan of beards at all trust me i'm hearing about now but you would much rather one that is neatly groomed now you can have a long beard and it can still be neatly groomed so if you're going to neatly groom your face why not neatly groom where hopefully someone's face is going to be just just saying i mean i i yeah and trim it yet for guys if you trim your hair back it makes your dick look bigger here's here's the other thing really now remember this i told boy toy that i'm like you know maybe trim up a little bit would be nice the thing is is no nobody likes to be picking pubes out of their teeth later no they really don't one time i i started to give a guy a blowjob that had full curly mess full curly it tickled my nose i did not want to go down that deep because it kept tickling my nose i'm like yeah no so you don't want just the tip just saying uh bill you don't have to have a golf green but a little rough can always be played through and here's okay so here's what an interesting concept with this to you know because our kids know what we're doing our kids are older so like our 28 year old uh his whole thing is like and a lot of his friends they don't find all the kids are like oh my god why would you do that yeah they think that completely shaved is not attractive i think you're seeing here's
Speaker2:
See you next time. And a lot of his friends, they don't find it. All the kids are like, oh my God, why would you do that? Yeah, they think that completely shaved is not attractive.
Speaker1:
I think you're seeing, here's the other thing. Now, I've noticed this is kind of a new trend, because I watch porn too, just for research purposes only.
Speaker2:
Do you really?
Speaker1:
Medicinal purposes.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Is that a lot of girls are doing the triangle up top, but they're keeping the lips clean. Look, I personally don't want to have to, I don't want to have to like sharpen my tongue like a machete. ha-ha-'s that's by the same token now i need to shave my fucking begonias because my begonia because it's been so long since I used them that now I've just, it's kind of like the field. I've just let it run out.
Speaker4:
You know, begonias are small plants, right?
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Your nuts aren't big. What do you want me to say? My coconut plant? It's one coconut. Everybody's going to know. But it's been so long since anybody's come to that part to play that I just, it hasn't been a priority, but it needs to be. I mean, it's just saying, you know. Don't judge man now here's the thing the next thing that always comes up is is uh is uh yeah we're gonna have a porn study yeah it's porn 101 cheese balls included so the next thing is you know should you shave should you wax should you whatever look all that again remember when you thing is, you know, should you shave? Should you wax? Should you whatever? Look, all that again. Remember when you were little, you were told, don't let anybody else touch your privates without your permission. They're yours.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
It's still the same thing to this day. You know, they're still yours. So look, if you want to fucking write words in your fucking pew hairs, rock the fuck on. If you want it so long, you can braid it or fucking put dangly emblems on it, it's yours. Rock on. I should have done cornrows. Personally, I just think that I know when I shaved for the first time, it felt cleaner. Especially after sex. Not going to lie. You know what? because here's the deal pussy juice is awesome an hour after sex pussy juice is not awesome and when it's all crunched up and your pubes are like a fucking day-old donut because you know because you haven't had a chance to shower that's just not fucking i don't know it's just not as it pulls for one it fucking pulls i'm just just saying i mean that's just my see why i wanted to do this question see why this is so important now here's the other thing they ask about is it an age thing you cannot base look if the 20 year olds the 20 somethings are doing a certain pube style right All right. All you have to keep that in mind. You can't go't go well but the young kids are doing it maybe then we'll they'll hook up with us look if i know the only way i'm going to fuck a 20 something is she needs to have daddy issues and i'm okay or she can think i have money i'm okay with that too whatever okay that's the only way that's gonna only way that's going to... It doesn't matter. Look, I can listen to the right type of music. I can try to dress like I'm 20 in my 20s. Shut up. I know that part. I can spackle up the fucking... I can put Botox and spackle up the fucking crow's feet. I can do all those things. It's not going to trick these people to think I'm 20 and have them go, well, fuck yeah, let's go fuck that look at that fatty 20 year old nummy no they're not gonna fucking buy that shit so don't do shit based upon uh just you know just whatever the age range is that's doing it. You be you. That's really fucking important.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
And don't try to wax yourself without adult supervision. Just saying. That is a sticky bird. Do you want to interject anything else? You're just sitting really quiet. You're babbling. I'm not babbling. You're supposed to be interjecting.
Speaker4:
How do you feel about butthole hair? I don't know. I don't stare at buttholes to know. I don't. I never thought about it until the first time I went and got waxed. And she's just like, well, do you want your butt done too? And I'm like, wait, what? I don't usually do butt stuff on the first date, and I don't pay for it. Well, I never thought of it. I'm like, I really don't have a lot of hair on my ass to begin with. So it's just like, okay.
Speaker1:
Once you put the wax on, you were surprised, weren't you?
Speaker4:
No, actually, you don't feel anything.
Speaker2:
Really? No.
Speaker4:
Not on my ass.
Speaker1:
You really don't have a lot of hair on your ass.
Speaker4:
No, my cooter I felt.
Speaker1:
Well, it was kind of fuzzy.
Speaker4:
It was a lot of there. So, yeah. And the wax was too hot and burned me. That's beside the point. How do you feel about butthole bleaching? Why? Just so it's a certain color? Well, so that it's, I mean, it's so that it's pink if you're why not just use markers if you're gonna do that just saying but no i think it's more for like butthole hair and then no bleach it to make it no bleaching is for color so it turns your ass like pink pink not like it's kind of like a darker color than the rest of your skin because sometimes it is it just depends on the person so they came out with bleaching so you can bleach it so it's all there is no way that can be good for you i wouldn't think so i don't know i haven. I haven't looked at my ass. I don't know what color it is. What about honey? Does honey work? Honey would work, but then you just start licking it off. It's all fun and you just put honey on your cooter until you get fucking a bee sting. There's a sugar wax. It's not wax. What do they call it? Glue. No, it's the sugar hair removal. but it's like sugar and it's gritty and it works i don't understand i don't know this is why i stay quiet look no it was on a thread on one of the women's groups about how do you get rid of red bumps my butthole never ever needs to be camera ready. It doesn't mind. I'm like going.
Speaker2:
I don't want my ass hey you know here's the thing yeah sugar scrub i couldn't think of it here's here's the yeah look this is all the shit you know when it comes down to it do i want a guy that's like massively hairy no because i don't want it tickling my face i don't want it in my face but would it stop it wouldn't stop me because i currently fuck a guy that's got full hair that would be the other boyfriend not me is what you wear that's where yours is blonde you can't see it anyway yeah pretty much his isn't his is black yes no but yes that that's look it's it's choice what do you like what what are you comfortable what are you comfortable with yeah what what are you don't want to if you shave and you get red bumps and you just don't like it and you want to just be trimmed way down then trim way down right it's all what you want for personal grooming right exactly and i i do I do truly believe, unless someone's a complete douche fuck, right,
Speaker1:
I do truly believe that Nads is the sugar wax for Luna.
Speaker2:
I do truly believe in Nads.
Speaker1:
I do truly believe that confidence is what's most sexy.
Speaker2:
Because, look, here's the deal, really.
Speaker1:
If you're confident and we have a great time and we're laughing and it's fun and whatever and we're hitting it off good, you know, I don't know. most sexy because look here's the deal really if you're confident and we have a great time and we're laughing and it's fun and whatever and we're hitting off good you know i'm not necessarily a fan of full bush but you have a full bush but everything is going great and it's fun and we're having a great time i'm gonna bang you it's not gonna stop me you know it's wait what rumor has it just saying so i mean that's not gonna sign but by the same token you know you can you can be perfectly trimmed and or are smooth as a baby's bottom and the thing is if you're a fucking cunt i'm not gonna fuck you so it doesn't really matter i mean well i mean i'm gonna assume it's the same way look if i was like six three and ripped and fucking i mean like ripples but not like fat ripples but like muscle ripples and and a huge dick seal killer dick and everything but i was an asshole you're still not gonna fuck me you're gonna be like you're a fucking tool get away from me but if i'm kind of a old pudgy guy and a great person i make you laugh and have fun then you're probably gonna fucking you know, just jump my bones as if I was bloated. I can't even say it with a straight fucking face, really. My nose itches, but I can't scratch because it looks like I'm picking my nose. Just saying. Wait, what? Balls shaved to trim up top. No. Okay. No, wait a minute. What? Wait. Balls? My wife used nads on the back of my neck and ripped skin. Oh, my God. See? All right, here's the deal. One time I tried to help Miss Amanda wax her, and we used the wrong wax, and it got way out of control, and before it was over, her pussy was on fire, and she was picking wax out of there, and it was just a disaster. No, it was gooey wax. It wasn't hard. I don't know. It was a gooey mess and it pulled and ripped skin. It started in the kitchen and it ended in the bathroom and it was not good. No, no. And we never went down that path again. No. Weird. Oh, God. What a fucking nightmare. What a complete and total fucking train wreck. God, I wish I had some. I had a horrible headache. I don't know where that came from all the time. No shit. Talk, because I'm going to drink now. Remember how we do this? Wait, what are you drinking? Oh, my God. Fucking bitch. Seriously, you fucking. Oh, fuck. Bob and Tom did great Nads bit called Go Nads. Now it's all down my shirt and my hat just said the umpire what umpire what the hell is going i swear to god i've been out in the sun too long anyways okay so having a hot flash in here no it's the air conditioner isn't working Yeah, no it's a little warm in the studio speaking of gonads my gonad my gonad is sweating like a motherfucker just saying my hairdresser wanted me to wax his balls it was traumatic for both of us oh my gosh I'm sorry Steve And we, sorry, Steve. Hey, want to come over? No reason. Just come hang out and have some cocktails. By the way, while you're here. Now, I've known guys to get waxed, and they actually said it's not painful. It's real. They're lying. It's not bad. Oh, bullshit. Fuck you. Most people are terrified to get their fucking nose waxed which doesn't bother me at all but it still hurts if you get your nose waxed then you should be able to get your balls waxed if i get punched if i get punched in the nose you know what it won't cause me to throw up but if i get punched in the nut you want to make a bet it'll bleed but it won't be the same it He'll knock you out. Just kind of ball waxing. Yes, I do. Because I only have one nut. It's a cheaper price.
Speaker4:
Yeah, but there's still the same amount of territory.
Speaker1:
The thing is, it's like rotating the tire and only having one. Gee, you just take it off and put it back on. Anyway, it's just... Well, yeah, but the sack, you just kind of fucking... I don't need the sack part.
Speaker4:
It's the same square footage.
Speaker1:
No, square footage. Look, no, listen to me.
Speaker3:
I'm not...
Speaker1:
I don't need the sack part it's the same square footage look no listen to me i i'm not i'm not i don't need i'm i'm i don't need the half the empty half of my sack i'm trying to get used to your new look thanks i don't you should see it in person i don't hint hint i don't I don't need the empty half of my sack waxed because literally i can just come out of the shower flop it on the table spread it out and fucking shave it oh bullshit seriously i can't it's look at i if we were on facebook right now i would rip my fucking sack out on the table and show you but we are and darn it i can't anyways but seriously so i don't i mean that's you can demonstrate after this afterwards you we because you could ease i would trust you to wax or no i trust you to shave the empty part of my sack because you literally can pull it tight and fucking you know because you just push the ball to the other side and it just hangs out in its own little pocket and we'll shift to the other side so you can get well you have to kind of like you have to kind of what you yeah a little bit but it doesn't go all the way it doesn't like free free flow between on your balls or in your bag i mean it's like still kind of has its place it's supposed to be it it doesn't just become like if you lose one eye and we don't own the rights to that if we if if you lose one eye your other eye doesn't drift towards the middle and become a cyclops no because there's stuff in between it's the same thing with your ball your balls are not just loosely floating in your sack no there's like a little membrane of it not a membrane it's um i don't know it's like a rubber band i get it the thing is it's enough to hold them okay if they didn't hold in place they would be doing this when you had them all the time and that would hurt so the thing is the click clack so the thing is is when you take one out the other one doesn't just start bouncing around like a fucking pinball that's her more fun to put in your mouth they are completely agree and and that that's what, I'm all about that. So the nice thing is with mine, you have a smooth nut and then a little extra. So sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't. So when it's in your mouth, you can go, this side feels nutty. This side doesn't. It's just kind of one of those things. You can blow bubbles with my nut sack on this side. This side just has a ball in it. It's the greatest thing ever. Basically, you can rent my nutsack for parties. Oh, my God. Hey, guess what? It's halftime. Thank God. Okay. Wait, what? I'm so glad that we helped the hairy situation in Idaho. This is why people like us so much. Quite a hairy situation. It is. Hey, you know what? Oh, wow. What are we going to have? Should I dread this? Why? Because. All we're going to do is talk about important things. Yeehaw! Welcome, everybody. Y'all come back to here because you gotta come to the big old swinger roundup we're at crazy casbah you're a fucktard yeah no anyways come visit our website crazy casbah.com also don't forget to go to you listen to the shows you read the mag come on Come on, fuckers. Go buy some swag. Fullswapshop.com.
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Check it out.
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Get your it's not a mood, it's a lifestyle shirt today with a big middle finger. or maybe get the one that says only the best middle finger ie fuck the rest get one of those fullswapshop.com check it out today there we go people are gonna shut off right when they get to that fucking yeehaw part they're gonna totally shut it off and no one's gonna listen to the second half of the show sorry because you did a yeehaw i did i was being that fucking smart you know for my navy and bony you sure to keep your fucking and this is where this becomes pieces of evidence for domestic dispute uh you're fucking you're something on you is bony don't yelp like that this is how the police show up again Okay So now that was the serious What are you Tori Amos You gonna start playing the piano The fuck does that mean Cause that's how she said it when she played the piano You know who else sits that way when she plays the piano Who Lady? Lady Gaga. No way. Sit sideways? Uh-huh. It's better than hitting your knee? Yeah. We're far from the deep end now. Or far from the shallows now. I don't own the rights for that, but I can say it. Anyways, okay, so let's go to the fun question. That wasn't even the fun question. That wasn't the fun question? No, that was the more serious one. They had a serious, legit concern about it. Okay, okay. And so we just took their serious concern and completely marginalized it. And so I'm sure now we've really helped give them a complex to go out and go hit that pool party.
Speaker4:
Just don't let the hair hang out the side of the bathing suit.
Speaker1:
Don't stand by a Vanquellatrist if you have a lot of hair.
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
Oh, that's bad. All right, go on. Does it need a Snickers? Did I hear it growl? Anyways, okay, so. Carry on. Carry on what? My wayward son. I wasn't going to say it. Okay, here's the deal. Don't tell me that. Be nice. To tell you to fuck off? It hurts my feelings. I'm gentle. Do you have you have feelings i do you know what they they took my manly nut out and left my feeling nut in what's this your legs are getting sore being apart no my back is hurting no no not at all okay hey let's get to a serious question here sorry dip shit dick ihit. Dipshit. I thought you said it was a funny one. Kind of. Okay, we are new in the lifestyle, and we have only, we've only just, we don't know the right to it, we have only had a couple of hookups. Just last week, we had dinner and drinks with a great couple and went back to the hotel uh as the fun started so once the fun started the wife was blowing my husband wife was blowing my husband she suddenly stopped leaned back and wrapped her feet around his dick we were both caught way off guard the husband then asked me meaning her husband right uh if i if i would jack him off
Speaker2:
I'll see you next time. We were both caught way off guard. The husband then asked me, meaning...
Speaker4:
Her husband, right.
Speaker1:
If I would jack him off. If I would jack him off with my feet. Needless to say, I tried, but I had no clue what the hell I was doing. My husband did not stay hard, and the evening ended kind of awkwardly. Did we mess up, or is this normal tammy and justin in houston texas now here here okay i'm giggling this is important to understand why i'm giggling i am not making fun because we know people into foot fetishes right i'm not making fun of i'm not making fun of their. I'm not making fun of a foot fetish. I'm not making fun of any of it. And a kink or anything else. It's just when you put all of this together, it's fucking funny. I don't care who you are. Well, if you're into the foot fetish. Rock on. Let them know ahead of time. I'm sorry if I've never done it before.
Speaker4:
I don't think you want my feet wrapped around your dick. Because I will probably end up kicking or hurting your balls.
Speaker1:
I'm picturing you trying to go, saying faster, and all of a sudden you're like, mule kick.
Speaker4:
I wouldn't know how to do it.
Speaker1:
Here's the thing. Again, look, whatever your kink is, rock on.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
But we've said it before, and I'll say it again. There are just some things you cannot surprise people with. Because, like, I mean, now, granted, I don't think it a of a of a deal luna says it's tough on your arches uh yeah and and shelly you're right there was there was no communication about it so the thing is is when you have and this has nothing to do with them being new no anytime you're playing with somebody that you've never played with before leave the kinks out of it. Well, either leave the kinks out of it or go round one and then say, hey, by the way. Or during dinner or drink, say, hey, by the way. It's not a deal breaker, but or would you be willing to try? Because kudos, kudos to Tammy for giving it a a try yeah and kudos for the husband willing to let somebody try it on him I don't think he got a choice when I reached out to him he didn't really get it there was no like communication of is this okay it was just she jumped back and then did it and he got soft yeah and he was just kind of like. Did he get soft because it surprised him, or did he get soft because it didn't do anything for him? That part, they don't really know. Because I asked him that. Because I wouldn't want to be the wife to suck him to get him hard again because you just had your feet on him. Well, that's just it. And as he said, when i reached out to him is it wasn't so much it it didn't turn them off it wasn't like they don't have a problem with feet like some people have a are very much yeah you feet are yuck you don't like feet you'll suck a dick but you don't know you're not gonna suck a toe okay and everybody has those certain things so because it wasn't i was like oh my god i won't even touch somebody else i have working but other than that i won't touch somebody's feet he goes it wasn't that it was oh yuck it was just so caught them off guard that then it was like oh my god and then when when the guy asked her and she tried it and she felt she goes when i reached out to him she said there's a lot of nervous giggle and it was just it was she goes it was very awkward for me because i didn't know what to do and we're getting people going i like that line kinks not links yeah you know feet are hard no not a foot person either again it and if you are rock on but the thing is is what this could have been a great opportunity because as they both said when i reached out to them they have no problem they're open to trying things like that were they if they knew they're new this was only like their fourth time hooking up okay so their thing is we're open to trying stuff but kudos for being open to try it but tell us ahead of time and that's my thing is no you didn't do anything wrong no you know they have to be the right feet i can believe that now someone on here said that they loved feet and i hope they're still listening because my question is like i have very i have nasty feet i mean i'm just gonna put it right out there i do not have i do not have sexy feet at all i have to fucking lube cream on my fucking feet every day you have an extra bone in each foot so you're flat-footed yeah i'm really flat-footed there is My feet are not sexy in the least so that would be my question to somebody that is into has a enjoys feet are is there like is there certain things you're looking for i mean i'm not trying to make fun i'm just trying to honestly because i don't know you know one time when i was high school, I was watching movies with a religious group. It was kind of funny. Wow. And the guy turns to me and he goes, oh, you've got really pretty feet. And he was like touching my feet. And well, I don't like anybody touching my feet. Yeah, your feet are ticklish. I'm like, oh, thanks. I'm like, what the fuck do you say to that? I don't know how to take a compliment on feet. I didn't even know there was such a fetish. Well, and that's now. The thing is, honestly, I would legitimately be afraid of hurting someone. Now I would be. Because, okay, this is going to sound like a complete tool-ish question. I have a shit ton. My feet are very calloused. My personal thought would be My feet or feet like mine On a dick that that would hurt because they're super callous so the the thing is is i asked them this is the other question i said will you give this other couple another chance good question and they said yes now that they know they said what their big thing one of the things they want to know is we would like to but how do we proceed so so if they're listening i hope they are the thing is you need to have you need to be honest and tell them that this caught you off guard yeah and tell them that you they need to tell you more about it explain it more to you because yeah explain it more to you and and if you're willing to give it another try there's also if you hit it off great with them there's nothing wrong in my opinion with saying here's the deal we would love to hook up with you again. But we're not into that part of it. I don't think most new people understand. And here's a question. I would love to get into this other couple because it would be interesting to find out how long they have discovered they dig their end of feet. Because i think sometimes people that find a new fetish that they like right they forget they don't know either because it's new that you need to take and let people know that not everybody's into it like okay what i'm trying to say is people that are hardcore into the kink world they have their kink things that they do and then and if they're also swingers they have their swinger things that they do and a lot of times they'll say you'll see them in like profiles they'll have a lot of the kink stuff and then they'll put not not required or not to let people know that hey yeah we do this is what we like but we don't have to have this you know whatever it would be rope play or foot play or knife play or what we don't have to have that in the regular swing or part of it too right so what i think is sometimes is that somebody that maybe is new discovered this new kink that they really like they don't understand that they're excited about it so they don't understand that they need to they need to let people know or or that maybe everybody else isn't going to be excited about it that maybe some people are going to go no i don't want to do that we can just hook up and have regular sex sex but i don't want to do that i mean unless it's a massive turn on for him and he wanted a different girl to try it out on him right but then again he should at dinner somebody said earlier should it i agree i mean to me if okay if you truly get off on a certain king if you really dig a certain whatever it is right you should have no problem talking about it right okay so to me it's just like if you can't have a conversation with another couple about fucking that you want to go hook up with and you're not ready to fuck them right so So if you really want to have, if you're that into a kink then you should have no problem bringing it up and understanding not everybody can do it you know what i mean okay foot play knife play question mark show me your clean feet yeah well look there's a lot of shit right now that, okay, we learn about new kinks and fetishes all the time you and i do hello you still with me i was reading sorry repeat we learn about new kinks and fetishes all the time right there's a million things going out there that is new and and for us it's challenging because there's some shit that comes up that's like, I'm going to... I have no desire to even try it. Well, an easy one for us to say, again, we're not judging. Send all your hate mail to somebody else. I got a whole list of people you can send it to, not us. We're not judging. But here's the deal. We are not into eating ass. Either one of us. Not on purpose? No i slipped no but it was a cold and dark night i thought i was going so low and i slipped off the deck and under into the butthole i went we tried on each other and went yeah no yeah it it it's it's you know people can flog me it does absolutely nothing yeah we're not judging we're just some shit we know we don't want sh me. It does absolutely nothing. Yeah, we're not judging. We're just some shit we know we don't want.
Speaker4:
Shabari is a turn on.
Speaker1:
You don't know that yet. This is really not about specific kinks.
Speaker4:
To me it is.
Speaker1:
But really basic art of conversation, specifically before playing with someone. And you're exactly right. That is it to a T. That was really well said. He should have his own show. He fucking nailed that better than I did. And now wait a minute. Let's go back to this. You think it's a t and that was really well said he should have his own show he fucking nailed that better than i did and now wait a minute let's go back to this you think it's a turn on what shibari yeah have you ever had it done i've done it on myself okay so it's not as hot that way but yeah so is that like shibari masturbation? If you've done it on yourself? I guess so. So let me ask something. Let's just put this out here.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
And folks, for those of you who follow along at home, this is where the show goes off the rails. Just so you know. So if you're into a kink, like flogging, right?
Speaker2:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
And you just flog yourself is that basically just masturbation is that the kink form of masturbating think about that for a minute think about that so if you're in a knife play and you just take knives and rub it on yourself are you like masturbating is it the kink form of masturbation
Speaker4:
this is
Speaker1:
Thank you. play and you just take knives and rub it on yourself is that like your own are you like masturbating is it the kink form of masturbation i doubt it's the same you this this is no this is serious shit right here no i don't think it's the same euphoric sensation if somebody else is doing it to you versus you doing it to yourself well and that's realistic because think about it when you jack off even when you come really really great it's still not as great of a fucking orgasm as when you fuck somebody else. True. So masturbation is not quite as high a quality. It's like a secondary substitute. So if you were into flogging, this is like the scarlet letter. So if you were into flogging and you were flogging yourself, you could mentally get there kind of, but it wouldn't be be as good so it would be kink masturbation we have just started on crazy truth at the at the fucking eight it's 8 16 on sunday night recording this show we have just now created a brand new thing kink masturbation oh my god we're gonna have seminars been said before it doesn't fucking matter i said it now i own it i planted my flag in it and you know what we we are no mike that was not flogging yourself beating your dick like it owes you money is not flogging yourself the key here is that i have now we are gonna i'm gonna go get a website with this shit and all kinds of shit kink masturbation sign up for your seminars now at the kink masturbation you know what's gonna be funny we're gonna find out who our haters our true copycats are in the next two weeks you're gonna be hearing all over the country about kink masturbation classes you know back in 1987 we 1987, we started this little thing called Masturbation U. Uh-huh. Fuck off. Anyway, so that's going to... I own that motherfucker. This is like planting my fucking flag on the moon. Suck it, bitches. You sent a monkey. I showed up in person. It is what it is. I own this cocksucker. Yep. We're going to have a line of shirts and products and ropes. Selftying ropes and fucking hey i've done it to myself you know it's gonna be weird here's the deal if you have the thing of the the baby kink you know where you like to be a baby that's gonna be weird so what do you do do you have to have like one diaper half a diaper on half a regular clothes so would that just be like if you if just like you just like okay wait a minute if you're like you're into that kink right okay whatever and i'm not making fun i'm just saying you're into that kink but to do for kink masturbation would that just mean you just like go take a shit yourself how does that work i don't know if you want a little if you to be a little, if you're a little and that's your kink, so do you just talk back to yourself?
Speaker4:
Put yourself in a corner.
Speaker1:
No, I don't know how it works.
Speaker2:
That's just it.
Speaker1:
You talk back to yourself. You have conversations.
Speaker2:
I don't.
Speaker1:
I think I should get up and have breakfast. Fuck you. I don't want to have breakfast. Now you're being a brat to yourself.
Speaker2:
I'm being a brat.
Speaker1:
Brat masturbation.
Speaker4:
Oh, my God.
Speaker1:
I have a video on P hub tying myself doing shabari self-ball gag are you done be done holy shit be done masturbation pegging yourself is a little bit harder you gotta stretch out out first you don't want to pull a rotator cuff just saying okay yeah okay so yes so back on the rails well this is where we lose all the shit anyways so back back on there so i'm gonna have a fucking shirt made That says kink masturbation So you think Or it has Sexually aroused And titillated you The concept of Shibari But you have not fucking had the full thing to feel How much you really dig it
Speaker4:
When I did Shibari on myself And I did it around my crotch I was sopping ass wet Thank you very much.
Speaker1:
Thank you very much.
Speaker4:
Thank you very much.
Speaker1:
Thank you very much.
Speaker4:
Thank you very much.
Speaker1:
Thank you very much.
Speaker3:
Thank you very much.
Speaker2:
Thank you very much. When I did shibari on myself and I did it around my crotch, I was sopping ass wet.
Speaker1:
Gotcha.
Speaker4:
And then I took off the rope and I came to you and pretty much raped you.
Speaker1:
You did. You did.
Speaker4:
So, yes, it was a turn on gotcha okay so i got i got nothing yes manis video tying herself is hot so so how does that work if you like tie yourself to the bed do what you tie yourself i can't get myself free i've tied my legs i can't tie my arms because well you can't do it with both hands one arm i've tied both of them i can't do and that was tricky because you have to use your mouth to don't don't what I didn't say a fucking word.
Speaker1:
I didn't say a damn thing. I have no idea what you're even fucking talking about. Oh, my fucking God.
Speaker2:
Ugh.
Speaker1:
Jesus.
Speaker4:
You're a dick.
Speaker1:
Why am I a dick? What did I do?
Speaker4:
You're getting happyy as fuck.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Well, there you go. So, I'm just... Yes, Mike, big butts and taco trucks is a kink.
Speaker2:
Absolutely.
Speaker1:
Yes, very much so. So, well, I certainly hope we answered that question to its finest. Totally. And then we digress. I'm sorry. Now, see, here's what's shitty. Someone's going to listen to this and get all fucking butt hurt because they're gonna he was making fun of kink and it's like i'm like uh there is no i'm not making fun of him i think it's very cool i think it's um i think it's i think it's cool and i i'm supporter of all things kink but i just i amuse myself there's shabari that's been at hito when we're there people tie to tress i just don't get it you know i think it just i like the art of it i think it's extremely pretty and artistic no it is i want to be suspended i'm supposed to be suspended like in july yes yes i just have to keep pounding him yeah you just gotta get set up yeah no i i mean i get and and i think a lot of things like that one thing i will say in all in all seriousness now with this is that i would say if a kink interests you that you should absolutely i strongly encourage you to give it a try i would try every whatever the kink is if it's something is interest you go to someone who knows what they're doing yes please oh tight and absolutely and absolutely give it a try the key there is go depending on depending on what it is, go to somebody that you trust and that knows what they're doing. And it's easy to find people that you don't just be like drunk. It's like going and getting a tattoo drunk. Don't do that. Well, I always said I will try kinks once because you never know. There might be something that you just go, holy hell, that was hot. Within reason. There's some that you wouldn't try. No, there's some but for the most part i will i've done knife play i was like you know it did nothing for me and i told him that when he was doing it he's like nothing i'm like nothing sorry yeah um i've done the flogging if you want to spank my ass i'll let you within reason most of the time and what I do is I follow up to finish her sentences so that she doesn't get herself in a world of fucking hurt. Yeah. With permission. Yes. And if you're really wanting to, I will let somebody flog my ass once. Beyond that, I'm not into it. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the key is seriously try shit. If you want to try stuff, try it really. But again, we have to stress a lot of these kinks are things that if you don't know what you're doing, you can fuck shit up. I mean, I'm cracking jokes about the whole kink masturbation because that still is really funny to me. But seriously, it's like flogging. If you don't know what you're doing or someone doesn't know what they're doing, they can fuck you up. Yeah, and Shannon puts not doing kink. You should never do kink. So if you're messed up, and if the person doing it is truly a master of their craft, they will not have drank, and they won't let you do it drunk or messed up in any way, shape, or form. It's just one of those things that it's a very cool part of the lifestyle, but it's something that you have to fucking, you know, we having a good time with it but you have to take the shit serious it's even like where you want to be suspended the the guys that do that guys and gals obviously that do that that are very masters of their craft they are they go through and check their equipment like like none other i mean they're checking their equipment they're checking the quality of their their ropes and and you know they're doing it just like they should like true professionals to make sure that either their sub or the individual doing it gets the best experience correctly so that's the biggest thing please i think we're like five minutes is that what we have is that where we're at okay all right with that being said before i go lose lose my mind and go anywhere else i probably shouldn't go we probably should just i can we should probably leave now well we don't leave by the way if you'd like to buy a kink masturbation shirt oh good uh send us an email i seriously i'm gonna do it we will have kink masturbation shirts 25 bucks a shirt uh black and white letters and kink masturbation send us an email email at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com and put kink shirt on there if you want one. 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We're pretty much everywhere. We are. So check us out today. So for the time being, doing it the only way I know how. The only way I want to. And the only way I ever will. I'm delaying it. Just to fuck with Miss Miranda. Casba style, out.
