Send us Fan MailOk So this weeks show is a little goofy, but I promise you will laugh. Kole might have had a really bad case of Squirrel but we did get around to the question of the day. What is the right way to enjoy the lifestyle? Who has the answer? Is there a correct answer? We try to help an husband and wife, who the wife is just getting back into the lifestyle. We talk about the different ways and signs to look out for when people start to have the answer . The adult alternative Non-monogamous lifestyle is your personal journey and you know what? Only you can decide what is the right way to take your trip! Relax and get ready to laugh your way to a better experience. Also want to hear all our shows? Check them out at www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our paid sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net Http://www.smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am the host with your most with pointy nipples cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and somewhat i've yet to gag on a dick miss amanda hey i have to oh where's my microphone see she's already she she swallowed it down didn't even know she forgot we started the show don't worry about the dog oh he's gonna knock over fucking shit okay all right Willie hold on We started the show. Don't worry about the dog. Oh, he's going to knock over fucking shit. You did. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker3: Oh. Speaker2: All right. Speaker1: Willie, hold on a second. The show is going to... We have to take in... Right now, we got a big Willie in here. He's shedding all over. His tail's wagging. Oh, see that? Wag. Miss Amanda will be back here to help with the show in just a second. Jesus, never work with dogs. Speaker2: So it's just fucking awesome. Way to go. We're all over this shit. Can you tell it's a Monday and not a Sunday? We're discombobbled. It's all right. I had a Mother's Day that just didn't stop. It started at 10 a.m. and at midnight. I was finally getting home. And I had nothing to do with it. Well, you were here. Motherfucker. No, you actually didn't. It wasn't my fault. No, it was not. It was not. Nope, it was my ma. And kids, because one wouldn't leave. Anyways, they're on a thing. Speaker1: Okay, so. Speaker2: No, we're not normally. Okay, so for those of you who don't know, where have you been? Oh, where? Speaker1: Oh, where have you been? We normally record on Sunday. We do this in front of our live Facebook group. It's our secret Facebook group, Casbah Inc. Shh. Don't fucking tell the others. Dave's not home. And there, the peanut gallery's kicking in. No, we're not normally doing this on Monday. This is, we're just all fucked up. So there you go. No, what it is, is we were celebrating-ish yesterday. Celebrating. I don't know if it's celebrating. I like cooked and shit. What's the gnome picture about? The gnome picture. Cole got an early birthday present. And this is my gnome. And his name is Flippy. and he's flipping people off. And it's from Nancy and Jeff. Thank you very much. He's in with our life, and he's going on the edge of my desk. Some days he's going to sit in front of the computer. You know why? Because some days I want to tell everybody to go fuck themselves.
Speaker2:
Just kidding.
Speaker1:
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Speaker3:
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Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
You know why?
Speaker1:
If three million swingers are wrong, fuck it, I don't want to be right. So check them out, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com today, and Magazine.com today. Also, there's some awards we'll talk about because you can vote for us everywhere because we're like Elvis. And finally, you can hear the show on Full Swap Radio sometimes whenever I get it scheduled in so should i admit that i've forgotten a couple yes she will derrick derrick is the proud owner of forbidden omaha yeah uh and forbidden omaha is one of our sponsors for crazy summer nights he's gonna be there uh miss amanda's gonna be putting on a meat rub demonstration on derrick we need to make sure i'll make sure it's not the hot one the the pepper is gonna be weird but other than that'll be all right uh okay we'll we'll rub we'll rub on and lick off it you know what order well you have to lick it to get it wet and then you put a rub on and, and then you lick it to get it off. All I'm going to say is this. Make sure you ask things in the appropriate way, because remember, some people like their meat tenderized first, and that's a whole different fucking thing, and that can hurt. Just saying.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
Oh, hey, if you guys think you want to hear, wait till you hear Nikki in bed, our friend Nikki in bed. That's another show. Wait till you hear her say about the meat rubs. Oh, I bet she's good.
Speaker3:
She's got a sexy voice.
Speaker1:
Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to come when we're talking about barbecue and not just because I'm a fat kid.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
Are you going to drool?
Speaker2:
Well, probably.
Speaker1:
I drool sometimes when I come anyways. Depending on what I'm looking at, what I'm doing. When I'm thinking about you, I just come because I get all set.
Speaker3:
You're full of shit.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker3:
And there's other people.
Speaker1:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
Full of shit.
Speaker1:
I don't watch that type.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
I mean, I've never pooped when I've jacked off before. That'd be kind of weird.
Speaker3:
What the hell?
Speaker2:
I don't know. Have you? What do you mean?
Speaker1:
You say it like that's a normal thing. Of course you should shit when you jack off.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
What the hell are you?
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
What are we doing? Why are we even on this show? Who are these people? The regular people will be here eventually. What are you doing?
Speaker3:
You're loopy.
Speaker1:
I am. You know why I'm loopy?
Speaker2:
Quit it.
Speaker1:
You know why I'm loopy?
Speaker2:
Why?
Speaker1:
I was snorting the meat rubs. No, I wasn't snorting meat rubs. I wasn't, but kind of.
Speaker2:
I thought...
Speaker3:
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker1:
I got lightheaded. I put meat rub on. I thought it was lube. to jack off and then i was like well my dick smells wonderful and i was like i'm kidding okay hey okay so i want to touch on we might have to admit him i want to i want to touch on something real quick okay because for those of you who don't know i do this other little show called casbah r's Rant. I don't know what it's called. Anyways, what it is is me where I fucking yell at people. And so the thing with Casbah's Rant is it's a show that is designed. Nancy, we showed the gnome. You missed it. Give me the gnome again. Nancy got on here late.
Speaker3:
I'm like, I wouldn't. Why don't we get ready for bed?
Speaker1:
Like, I wouldn't. I'm going to keep him right up here. This is what Nancy thinks of me. This is how much I love this girl. She went, she saw it. She's like, fuck, Cole needs this. And I'm like, oh, my God, I need this.
Speaker3:
You didn't know.
Speaker1:
No, but once I saw it, I realized how much I needed it. I need it. So it is what it is. So, okay's something touching me stop touching me so here's the thing with my rants when i do my rants my rants are things that i hear about and see right and there's things that a lot of times what happened okay you remember when you were a kid and you were doing something fucking stupid right and you should be a and you what and you should be yeah people who don't respond to emails that's that's next week's rant don't worry i just recorded 40 uh but when you do you know and as a kid you got yelled at because like you were being a fucking tool and so somebody was telling you something so you wouldn't be a tool anymore right right that's what my caspo rants are so if my rant pisses you off because it hits too close to home i'm doing it so you're not a jackass uh so think of it this way it's my little way to show you it's the way that i say i love you fucker and uh so take the love let it I told him he was mean yeah i mean because it's true i'm just being honest nancy you have a good night don't stick anything in your cooter that i wouldn't uh so let's just see if she's still listening that's just funny anyways so if you get pissed off my rant that means maybe it's starting close to home then re-listen to it with an open mind and go i might change and get better remember i sit at home all day long and deal with it so i see magic things some days when i've been licking fucking shit out of the refrigerator i see sound you're just loopy should have heard me doing my rant earlier i know i'm i like usually sit and record it for you but you've been doing it on your own so i don't even know what they're about Because I'm all kinds of fucking techie Fuck off, Cole Oh, Nancy Because I'm all techie now I've expanded my horizons You know I'm still What do you mean you're still waiting to hear back from me? What the fuck? See, this is why We let we let the riffraff into the listening room tonight? No, I'm just kidding you. I'll look to see what I remember when my sister's responding back to. Do you have anything you want to say? I feel like I'm doing all the talking tonight. Because you are. Don't do that. Look, some restaurants you can break peanuts onto the floor. I don't have any peanuts, so I had to go to my house fuck. This is our house. This is our... This is not our house. This is a studio. Don't ruin the illusions. They think we go to a special studio. How many bumps did you have before you started this? See, you're just... Just because I have no shirt on and you don't know if I have pants on is neither here nor there. I'm just sitting here going, what the hell? Did you know if you buy enough liquid acid, you can fill a water bottle? Just saying. What? I don't know. If I was Jesus, I'd have turned that into wine by now. Thank you, Michael. But I'm not. He said I looked good. Yeah, we're going to fucking suck up to Miss Amanda. And actually, I'm freaking exhausted. Look, my cleavage is showing too. Damn it. Don't move. You'll get a fucking Facebook fucking jail. I'm like jumping on you like you're taking a bullet. Okay, we got to do the show't even started the show you're the one distracted wow mr add no it isn't just add today it is adhd i don't know all those letters but abcd what quit looking look here's what happened i'm gonna be honest with you here's what happened okay took a shower earlier not even gonna lie i was combing my hair it's like pretty hair floofy wasn't paying attention my phone goes off i check my phone i reach over because on our thing we have both my deodorant and the hairspray right not even thinking i reach for the hairspray grab the deodorant and fucking across my hair i'm like what the fuck that's weird i don't look at the can i don't look at the can i put the can down grab the can next to go. And it's at that moment I realized I just sprayed hairspray under my armpits. And the day went downhill from there. Just saying. I need to get you a fucking dunce hat. Do you want to know what you have to do after you spray hairspray in your armpits? Hop back in the shower because it gets sticky fast dumbass i need to make you a dunce here's what's funny my hairspray does not hold my pretty locks in place when the window's down but let me tell you what it held the pit hairs like a boss just saying okay but you jumped back in the shower yes i did and i tried it all over again the second time. The second time I got it right. Yay, me. This isn't the first time. No, I know. It's not. That's so bad. Okay. Oh, Colton should have sent him a piece of paper. No, he didn't. Should we do the show now before people leave? You're the one babbling. No one's going to stay. Oh, my God. Mom, I want to be a superstar. You are. You're loopy. I'm not loopy. Are you sure you're loopy i'm not are you sure you're not
Speaker3:
doing drugs you want to know what's funny did you snort sugar might have you want to know what's
Speaker1:
really funny the dogs are going nuts what's really funny is wait till i've been driving for 16 hours hold on to your ass east coast i'm coming it's hurricane cole like a fucking boss and then i'll start drinking uh okay so let's go on to the show.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
To the show.
Speaker3:
I've got nothing.
Speaker1:
Okay, should we do the show?
Speaker2:
Sure.
Speaker1:
Are we almost halfway already? Jesus Christ.
Speaker3:
Damn near.
Speaker1:
We're a quarter of a way through. This might be a longer show than normal. Okay, so I got to fucking skip this.
Speaker3:
Wait, what?
Speaker2:
Shut up. Okay.
Speaker1:
Hi, we haven't met yet, but I listen to your podcast all the time that's awesome thank you thank you very much uh i've been in the lifestyle about eight years on and off my wife was in the lifestyle with me and she decided to get out because of creepers in the lifestyle i took a break for a couple of years but after talking to my wife about how much i miss the environment and people of the lifestyle like us uh we agreed that i could go off and do it by myself i did that once i got in trouble uh stunted my growth after going to a club in a city a couple of times and telling her about how much fun i had and how great and respectful the people were she decided that she might want to try going to the club with me. After we talked about it, I added her to the Facebook page for the club. She was getting a little excited about it at first, and maybe went too far too fast, and posted a picture. Here starts the problem. A bunch of guys started liking and commenting on the picture, and a few even messaged her without asking first now she is starting to get scared off again what can i do or say to help her find her way i've told her that there is no right or wrong way to do the lifestyle but only her way okay that's what the bad special got okay and next up okay let's see Okay. That's what the bad special got? Okay. And next up, okay. Let's see. Would you like a copy of it? It was so long I printed it instead of rewriting it out this time. Okay, so here's the thing. One, you're dead on. This is from, I'm not going to use his name because I didn't get permission to use his name. This is from Secret. So here's the thing. You you are right there is no right or wrong way i didn't say shit oh them if i was talking to you i would have said amanda says but anyways yes 100 by the way this is season four episode 157 now, that's really hard to believe. Really hard to believe. No, you do all the talking. You do you, boo. That's exactly right. And here it is. Look, there is no right way to do the lifestyle. Okay. First off, let's approach the whole social media bullshit. It is. I'm over it. No, actually, actually i'm not over it i look at it mainly just lifestyle shit and move on right okay so guys like people are gonna like your picture regardless whether it's a welcome because you put a welcome post on there so or an introductory post whatever um b you have people that like it that are interested as far as friend requests i really don't have that issue either they're just scared of them or him or me i don't know i don't get them i did join like an east coast i know hard to believe i joined an east coast group not you guys and and you guys And how should I put it nicely I'm a minority I got some friend requests You got blasted on that page Yeah, wow Some girl Attacked the crap out of me And I'm like, in the Midwest This is how we do it I I'm sorry. We're not that mean. People, they're mean. Not all of them are mean. There's people in the East Coast listening right now. I know it. You need to specify they're not mean. But Amanda got scared. This girl was mean. Amanda got picked up. She went after me. Because I said I didn't. Well, whatever. Right there is the key that we're trying to get to thirsty people are everywhere well let's face it okay to a degree shut up to a degree we're all thirsty because we all want to get laid yes it's just how you go about showing that thirst yes yes that's and that's exactly it yeah because we do all want to get laid it's whether or not we're just desperately with our dick out like running around well or our pussy i mean you can have whatever no not everybody on the east coast is me now i feel bad you should you fucking bitch um but i mean no this group it's a it's like a new york group and they're mean well what it is is no they're just different you are a southern girl in the midwest so you went from fakity nice to real nice so you haven't dealt with like just blunt blunt they're it's it's a it's a blunt thing and and the here's the thing look there is no right or wrong way to do the lifestyle it is you do you boo it is about it is about just whatever makes whatever works for you but you have to know you can't judge anything off of social media mike said it best with he saw about my rant on 39 social media is the fuck it's the devil's work i tell you it's the devil's work it really is though it's like the biggest fucked up skew of everything going on okay because it on social media keyboard warriors it's in real life people are in keyboard warrior mode they think they can say shit and there's no consequences or they think they're being funny it's not perceived that way or they think that it's being royalties fuck off dude or they think that it's you know they know what they were thinking like me I think faster than my fingers can type so all of a sudden I don't think I can type out a really have this great message right this awesome message in my brain but will you go fucking but it tapes out as to be this and it comes out so it becomes down right now missing man has to run this is working from home in this current environment our dogs have went absolutely ape shit why because we're's why. And no, we won't edit any of this out. That's the best part of this. When you listen to this shit live on Thursday, not live, you'll hear all this. Anywho, the problem is, and this is what, I think that there's an unfair thing out here for ladies because they, I get it. They get hassled. A guy is not, a guy can only hope to get a fucking stalker you know what i mean don't even worry about it a guy can only hope to get a stalker a woman is gonna get that shit you know and so it's going to make them a little more jumpy and nervous well i will sell sell this what are you selling and next up on can I just go to bed no what no the thing is is that all these people that like it how many are going to have the guts to go up to her in the club and say hi exactly and they're not and and that becomes where the challenge comes in here here's one of the other things that I think and I'm going to put this out there because I got to thinking about, wait a minute, do we need to do halftime? You know what? No. Okay. Keep talking. You all fucking heard it. She said, keep talking. Okay. So, yep. See you Saturday, Kim. So, the other part of this is I think that there is a challenge out here because I've said it before. There's real life swinging and there's porn swinging okay and i think this applies okay as as a as a content producer we have to take some social responsibility for what we say and do okay so when people hear all these um sex stories right they're trying to learn shit and they turn and they hear all these sex stories that end perfectly and everything's awesome right they it gives them this false sense of what what they're supposed to what the experience is supposed to be and if they go and they watch porn or they anything like that and they see you know porn swinging and they think that's what it's supposed to be so what they don't have is it's until they have real life experience and so forth. and they see, you know, porn swinging and they think that's what it's supposed to be. So what they don't have is until they have real life experience, they don't have a realistic model. You know, like if you listen to us talk about our first time and what a fucking disaster it was, that's a real life model of what the lifestyle is like. The first time that you get in the lifestyle and you go somewhere and you know what it's the weirdest damn thing not everybody is height and weight proportionate and perfect fucking barbie dolls and ken dolls even when they say they are even when they say they are no no they're real life you know what dudes have wrinkles chicks got stretch marks we all have a little bit of potbellies we all have this we all have that we're just people and all of a sudden you're like wait a minute you don't have to be perfect it doesn't have it doesn't have to be ideal and if you can get to that if you can grasp that and run with it and take all the other bullshit out of your brain of what it's supposed to be the lifestyle can be a blast but as long as that fucking shit is is in there and bouncing around and clogging up your brain waves you're fucked you're absolutely train wrecked totally fucked mike has a good point ignore and block if needed chastised thirsty dudes on social media all the time it's what you have to do stand your ground i just ignore it well and that's however you deal with it but the thing is is what you don't do and in your case you you just ignore it for some people they want to block it what whatever you need to do but don't let it in here don't let it in your mind you know that's hard to do initially because initially you're wanting to meet people and get out there for people to want to hook up. You know, think about when you're new. Yeah. And so people say stuff, it's rude, and you take it hurtfully. Well, they don't even mean for it to be rude. No. But they take it. And then there's some people that just try too hard. Yeah. And then that's a turn. Wait. What? I know. And then that's a turn wait what i know and then that's a turn off you know i go well you know i just share pictures and i'm like you know how much you know i don't know well okay shelly has a good point a good option too uh maybe make make a couple's profile that way you can moderate it and make it uh make her feel better knowing that and that's a great idea now in hindsight when we first got into the internet the internet was but Facebook wasn't a big thing yet so with it I think now if somebody knew I think that's a great idea I think it's a great idea to be able to force you to kind of look at it together okay that's Mike says that's where they're at on me we yeah you kind of look at it together you kind of it it this way it keeps a little more real and it does keep some of the keyboard warriors at bay a little bit when they think there's a dude gonna look at it too they tend to the guys at least shut that'll shut some of the guys down i can see that that will shut some of the guys that will set the guys down uh rachel's a good point people set too high of expectations look when you go into this stuff you have to the biggest mistake i think is is of in porn swinging and and the fake swinging versus real life is we all go into it believing that people are mature well we do i mean because i should be yeah well you sit there and go okay well obviously you know if we're gonna have sex with other people everybody's gonna communicate we're gonna be adult this is an adult thing. And then you get into it, and it's like, this is fucking junior high on crack. And you're like, what the fuck? You didn't see the drama coming. You didn't see that. So if you, again, go into it with realistic expectations of people are people, which what does that mean? It means the same problems and assholery that happens in real life i don't know if assholery is a real word or not but i like it i don't know i got a song in my head uh but anyway and when you said people are people anyways if there are douchebags in real life there are douchebags in lifestyle life. There are douchebags in lifestyle. There are people that are super cool in real life. There's people that are super cool in the lifestyle. There's people that are helpful, helpful. Dickheads, dickheads. You know, it's like, it's almost like it mirrors a totally similar dimension. Do-do-do. It's that type of fucking thing. I don't own the right to those do-do-do-do's. So it's that same type of a thing. And you have to understand that. And that's where, look, if any motherfucker tells you that this is the right way to do the lifestyle, tell them to go fuck themselves. They're idiots.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
If any, and I don't care who it is, I don't give two fuck don't care don't care you can share my words with them if you hear somebody that does it goes well this is the way you do the lifestyle tell them to suck a dick because they don't have a clue what they're talking about they're educated fucktards because the reality is this is your adventure this is your way this is my way it's our own adventure and you know what we're not all gonna fucking join hands we're not all gonna share a coke and sing a fucking song we're gonna fuck the way we want to we're gonna fuck who we want to and we're gonna be the type of people we want to be and we're gonna reap the consequences or or sow the rewards that that now pause because there are some people that will offer guidance. Now, you can have some guidance, but turn it into your own. Because there are some people that prey upon that that will use that. Wait. What? Wait a minute. Stop. Stop everything. Fuck off. There are people that will prey on newbies? Yes. No. You're exactly right. No, you think that they're being good, and you find out later. We've all gotten burned by it. My hands are so fucking torched by that shit, it ain't even funny. You know, you start off at one stage, and there's some people that'll go, okay, and this is kind of what we do, and you choose your own way, but this is kind of what we do and they kind of lean towards that then you get in then you realize they're out for the wrong thing and then you go to the next person and then they're gonna it's just a continuous cycle at least the people that say this is the way we do it that that's that's a value because they're when they when they're not trying to tell you how to do it look this is what works for us those are key phrases to pick up on because what they're trying to say or what most people are trying to say with that like when we say this is what works when we talk about here's our ideas they're just that our ideas are they 100 i don't know fucking clue they work for us you know the touch rule that's the greatest thing of just our i thought it was the dumbest exactly and we were on the same page about it now we just play tag and slap each other no but but for some people but you were willing to because i did it it worked for it worked for to help me deal with it we came up with it together and then we dropped it when we didn't need it anymore some people if they walked up and were touching each other it'd be like you know quit touching me what are you doing it wouldn't work so everybody's a little bit different and that's okay it this is totally a choose your own adventure what sucks is is that what i hate seeing and i hate hearing and we hear this all the time we see this all the time uh you know I don't know. is is that what i hate seeing and i hate hearing and we hear this all the time we see this all the time uh you know here's somebody who was trying to get back into it who got scared away whether it was because people were being being thirsty whether expectations were a little off the question is okay he talked about how respectful they the people were when he went to the club.
Speaker3:
Does she feel being added to the club's Facebook, whatever, social media group, Facebook, whatever.
Speaker1:
That was smooth cover, hon.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker3:
God. You know, does she feel disrespected?
Speaker1:
It was the pictures and the comments that made her feel disrespected. What pictures and the comments? No, it was the comments. Read the rest of it. Comments to a picture. Yeah, it was the comments. Were you not here for that part of this? What the fuck? Okay, Mike has a great point on there. We had a douchebag try to separate us by using the line, if you don't play separate, you don't belong in a lifestyle. Yeah person can go fuck off oh no no no it started off as couples didn't it yeah it started off it wasn't a a separate it wasn't a separate thing you know when we first got in the lifestyle at events and stuff um it was funny i noticed it and and you didn't at first i would watch people they were constantly trying it was like okay a farm reference if you're you're trying to cut a cow from the herd meaning you're trying to separate one cow from the rest of the herd right and people were guys were continuously trying to do that with you they're trying to they're trying and any girl they're trying to cut and get get you away from the husband get you away from like a dude would be you'd be all fucking drunk and loopy and fucking being having fun and whatever because that's what we were doing and you're like i'm gonna go pee okay and it's like i i know roughly you know it doesn't generally take you 20 minutes to pee you know and it'd be like hmm i wonder how long the line is and so then i'd go searching and sure as shit that you know either some dudes fucking over there making out with you or something because and they would wait and specifically until you were away from me they were they were specifically cutting and it wasn't just you they were doing to other women too they were cutting them away from the the rest of the group they weren't necessarily doing it because they were hardcore predators they're doing it because they were chicken shits they were they were totally nervous to to be around the husbands but it was still wrong and and you're like nah nah and then i pointed out remember that time when we're going out to this place and we it was like it's like a three-hour drive and so were talking about you're like no that's bullshit i said watch just watch be looking for it this time and you came back we hadn't been there fucking an hour and you were like holy fucking shit then you saw it because you were looking for it and saw exactly what they were doing and so what they were doing another to other people too and it's like that kind of shit that's what that's part of the things that suck i mean there's the lifestyle is awesome i love the lifestyle we both love the lifestyle but there's parts of it that blows and that's one of them and so when you see shit when you get stuff like this okay i'm gonna be honest To a degree, you can't get upset because you put a picture on there that you get a response. Okay, you have to expect a response. That's why you do it. So there's a little bit of fault. There's some blame there for them. Well, and keep in mind that the thousand people they have on their group page, maybe like 50 go to the club. Right. On yeah well and here's the other thing what i don't know is yeah depending on how if you just put a fully like i'm ready to go to church picture is not going to get quite the same response as maybe a little more seductive picture so you you have to know that one the seductive picture when People think you're well yeah but you have to know that there's going to be there's going to be a response i mean that's that's the idea of of social media is to trigger a response but even with that being said there's a couple things they could have done if you don't want that shut off shut off commenting. You know, shut off commenting, shut off. Just post the pictures to say hi and shut off commenting. Then no one can. You can just get likes, you know, which there's nothing wrong with people liking your picture. But you don't get any comments. You don't get anything inappropriate that way. You know, I mean, that's, I don't know. It's just, you know. Take it with a grain of salt. Yeah, you have to. Look, the whole adventure of the lifestyle is really, really cool if you don't, in my opinion, if you don't, sometimes you can chart too deep of a course, in my opinion. Like, you can think it through too much. There's a degree for us, I think, that we enjoyed the being really like, hey, we're here, and all of a sudden, you know what, we're going to go do this. I get it that that's not everybody's cup of tea, and that's fine. But I truly believe that sometimes you can overthink things. Now, again, what did I say about people to tell you how the lifestyle has to be? Tell them to fuck off. We're not telling you that you have to be that. You have to be like we are. We believe in sport fucking. Just saying. But it doesn't mean you have to. Okay, are we at halfway point? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, real quick. You lost me on that one. one i'm like going am i really that out of it what nothing keep going is this show a whole what do we need to do another one just go do you do your halftime start saying i'm all fucking confused and shit you said something that totally baffled me and i'm like wait what uh it made zero sense okay And like holy crap am I that tired Hey don't forget you can visit us at CrazyCasby.com I don't even know how to do I don't know how to do the halftime How the fuck is that That's the only halftime you're gonna Fucking do Now I'm all fucking discombobled and shit this is is there any space left at crazy summer night i don't know i don't even know what what is crazy summer nights can you tell us about it oh why are you putting me i gotta act like cole how the fuck do i do this it's totally throws me out no i'm not like pretending to be something stupid of course i don't have all the information i go what I'll correct you as you go who knows maybe Miss Amanda will be there this year if she can find her way this will be exciting I don't know I might get lost what do you want to tell about it okay so there's Crazy Summer Night it's our like little event yeah in August 4th through 6th. No, 5th. I don't know. Fuck. Crazy Summer Nights, August 6th through the 8th. Sign up today. Now, we are out of. Here's the deal. We are down to just bring your tent. It's tent spots, but there's still going to be a shit ton of fun. Crazy Summer Nights, August 6th through the 8th. It is at Natural Pines Res clothing optional it's my birthday weekend party have a big party for his birthday so uh just help me start off the last year of my 40s nicely sorry miss amanda we'll only get to watch from a distance because she'll be 50 anywho so uh but you want to check it out email us today it will be awesome and awesome and so much fun. By the way, as we mentioned earlier, our good friend Derek, who owns Forbidden Omaha, they're one of our sponsors. They will be there. Apparently, you're going to be rubbing some meat rub on him. Okay. I'll do that. Yep. And so make sure you check out their club if you are in the neighborhood because it is a lot of fucking fun. Just saying. So check it out today that's club omaha or that's uh britain omaha and um crazy summer night fuck who cares anymore who just really who just really even gives two fucking shits at this point in time we're gonna have wet soggy cheese yeah we'll have wet chowsy we'll have wet soggy cheese balls while we watch old porn. We're going to make sure we do that. There will be the bucket list board with the bucket list bell.
Speaker3:
Yeah, he's a sis on his bucket list board.
Speaker1:
So this way, when you crash off some of your bucket list, you go ring a bell. So at 3 in the morning, when that fucking bell goes off, everybody in the camps are going to be like, Yeah, somebody did a fucking bell. So we're going to do like, okay, not a cheesy icebreaker, but a fun one. We're going to do fun ones. But we also know you also can win a trip to Hedo. Yeah. Be the sexiest MILF. It's kind of the first Miss Crazy Casbah MILF. The MILF folks are going to be there. They're coming down. Yeah. And it is connection travel, right? Make sure I did that right, Phil. And they're coming down, and they are going to be there and sponsoring the MILF. We're sponsoring, but they're judging and they're helping us. We're so excited. Yeah, we don't judge. No, we don't judge. We don't judge anyway. We don't fuck it up. Yeah, no, but this way we don't fuck it up. That's going to be fun and they're great people. Wait until you meet them. We'll get to party with them this weekend. Yep. Once we do. That's why we're going on a drive. That'shuh. That's right. And I can't enter the Miss MILF contest. I can't either. Nope. Nope. Not that I do anything. You could, but you can't because we're sponsoring. Yeah, and no, we don't want to judge. No. No, we don't want to judge. But we certainly will lick all the contestants. Okay, so. Really? You're going to hold to that?
Speaker2:
Okay. What?
Speaker3:
You said you were going to lick all the contestants.
Speaker1:
Not if they get in the lake.
Speaker3:
It's not a lake. It's a pond.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
You get in the pond or the lake and the catfish are nibbling on parts. I ain't touching you. Just saying. Just throwing that out there. Just throwing it out there is what it is. Otherwise, yes, but we will happily... we will lick our way to happiness for everybody. It's my birthday. I can lick if I want to. You'll be fucking meat rubbing on people. People are going to go up there and be like, was this a barbecue or an orgy? What the hell happened out here? And I'll be like, there'll be coyotes sneaking into like, everybody will smell like meat rub and and fucking i can make some sugar ones what could it just be we're gonna be a sticky mess cody stick motherfucker we're gonna sell 27 tons of your meat rubs so you better bring a truckload of it because it's gonna get fucking you know we You know what we could do? One of the milk contests? Yeah. Could be, we could have something to do. We could tie them all in together. Tie them up? No. No, we can't tie people up. But we can. Say time together. After you sign lots of consent forms. But we can dip people in meat rubs. Just saying. Rub it around. I don't know about that. Huh? Would that burn? be great that wouldn't taste like ass soup it would taste like barbecue why do we even do this why do you i can't believe anybody even listens to us i can't even listen to us anymore you are like so all over the place i am not i am so calm it's look man on the inside you're calm yeah yeah i'm like i'm like chris farley calm that's fucking awesome oh my god that's the way to put it
Speaker3:
but he was on drugs
Speaker1:
anyways
Speaker2:
are you doing drugs Chris Farley come. That's fucking awesome. Oh my God, that's the way to put it.
Speaker3:
I think it was on drugs.
Speaker2:
Anyways.
Speaker3:
Are you doing drugs? I don't know about it.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker1:
You have access to our accounts. You tell me. Okay, we have a lot of people wear our merch. We ain't got that many people wearing our merch, okay? I'm telling you what. If you think, if you even vaguely think that like, I can align a day and I'd be fine.
Speaker2:
I'll see you what, if you think, if you even vaguely think that, like, I can align a day and I'd be fine, fuck, I'd better like snorting pixie sticks than that, which, here's the thing, don't worry, it's all a joke for anybody who's listening, I'm not doing drugs because I can't afford them, and I only sniff pixie sticks on holidays, it's all good. Which is about all I could afford for drugs if I wanted to. Just saying. Yeah, we quit the drug jokes because someone got offended once. Yes, he needs Adderall. You've got ADHD bad. If I don't offend people, I'm not doing my job right. When I sold cars... It has nothing to do with offending people it's just like you're it's like you're like well because when was the last time we went on a vacation yeah exactly you have to think about it if you had to think about it that tells you how long since you don't work out of the home i went back home three years ago but that was without you i don't know the last time you're on vacation you're a workaholic i don't i don't get to escape i'm so excited to be let out of the house it's not even funny i'm gonna be like a dog with my head out the window the whole way to delaware seriously i'm just gonna be barking at other cars excited no you have to drive to the major the major cities. Sorry. Yeah, that'll be great. Don't worry. You get me. And we plan on stopping at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Hell yeah. So far. I'm like, ooh, we're going by Cleveland. Because I will not have slept. And you damn well better believe I am going to so go through the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yep. Absolutely. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have you do my kiss makeup. So I'm going to walk in no my kiss makeup no again no shirt ripped up jeans no i'll be like i'm supposed to be here i'm supposed to be here damn it i got something in my eye your fingers get your fingers out of your is it meat rub fuck off good god so uh so god you're loopy i'm not loopy I had something else I wanted to talk about that was really important and valuable. What was it? This show has the least redeeming value of any show we've ever done. No, it's not. This has been like the Jerry Springer of podcasts. It's because you watch a lot of Jerry Springer. Only at night on fucking YouTube. It's better than, I don't know, other stuff. I'd watch porn, but my hands get tired. It's just saying. Oh my gosh. With only one nut, you can only fire that so many times before that fucker just. It's where you go with the ones that are battery-operated tasteless. My hands? Tasteless. What? What the fuck? What? That's not what i said oh it takes oh yeah like okay we just went through this do you think i just hold it go do you really do you think i can afford a pocket pussy seriously you have some you have anal ones floating around here somewhere in a box. I do?
Speaker4:
They were
Speaker3:
giveaways.
Speaker1:
By the way, we'll give away some anal stuff.
Speaker3:
That's gigantic. Do you want that?
Speaker1:
How will that help me jack off? No, I don't want an anal butt plug. What the fuck does it matter with you? Ah, God. An anal butt plug. Does it go somewhere else i'm kidding up my pee hole that's weird no no the way you said it now we're falling out of the top 10 listeners in a podcast right fucking here okay we'll be really i'm not i'm not acting do you want to know why i'm excited about the, why? In 17 hours, you should be able to suck my dick for roadhead to make up for the last 10 years since we haven't went on a vacation that long at least 17 times. Once an hour. Oh, dong. Glug. By the way, we don't even know how much the total worlds are. I'm looking to just... I'm going to fucking... I'm getting my cowboy hat, and I'm going to play Smoking the Bandit music when we go through every Toll Road. Moo! I'm not even going to stop. I'm just going to throw change with Smoking the Bandit playing. I don't think it's the same anymore. We've got a long way to go. We're time to get there. And you don't own the rights to that. Anyway. I don't own the rights to that. Right now, the way I just said it, nobody even knows what the fuck song that was. Oh, bullshit. Probably not. Bullshit. Bullshit. Actually, our car doesn't even have a radio. So guess what? It's just going to be me yelling songs as we're driving with the wind. I don't have a speaker and shit. No. You can't hear it with the windows down. Darn it. Roll the fucking windows up. No, I am like a dog. My head's going to be out the window even when I drive. The head's going to be out the window. My tongue's going to be wagging. And it's going to be like fucking, yeah. This is going to be awesome. I cannot fucking wait. There's nothing more fun than going in a truck stop buying stupid shit at three in the morning when you look like you've just fucking, your eyes are just giant bloodshot red goo. Your hair is all fucking skewed. Maybe I'll have clothes on. Maybe I won't. The cow is like, I got to pee. I need a pack of gum. And now I want to have cigarettes. But, you know, I'll get candy cigarettes. I'm getting candy cigarettes. Truckersers watch for roadhead i i at night i'll flash them you know what she's done on trips before when she's really drunk she's putting on a show sit down so the trucks can see i'm like okay baby we can do that um so what's gonna happen is miss man is gonna be drunker and fuck on the road she'll be riding she's She's not going to drive. I'll drive, and she's just going to fucking just get drunk, and we're going to play the What Goes Up My Cooter game. Hey, can this go up your cooter? Hey, can this go up your cooter? Yeah. Right now, there's state patrol things that are, like, aligning. Do-do-do. They're going to be watching for our car. All you're going to see is a big fucking fuck you blur going down the road. By the way, Phil, you'll know when we get there, we'll be the car with the two big flip-off fingers on the back window. So that'll be us. And our little car going, going to be all tired from going 17 straight hours to get there are you gonna say anything besides just looking at me no seriously you are going 90 miles a fucking hour you know what holy shit more of those great reviews where they say we can't understand a word you say because you sound like an auctioneer yeah can you understand this word suck a dick i read that
Speaker3:
one today it was like from a year ago and i'm like you sound like an auctioneer we have haters I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker5:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. can you understand this word suck a dick i read that one today it was like from a year ago and
Speaker3:
i'm like you sound like an auctioneer we have haters what it's because everybody talks slow to make it last and then they can tell stories oh it felt so good Shut up
Speaker1:
I'm drinking you're going to kill me Before we go on vacation Yeah we don't do that. But Cole, I want some more. By the way, so you don't know. Give it to me. We're actually going to. I want it. So you know we're actually going to be shooting crazy quickies while we drive. We gonna do so it's gonna be pretty much if you're anywhere around our car you'll have to roll up the fucking window it's gonna look like no one because we're gonna do like why you should wear a bra and we're gonna have her stick her boobs out the window when i'm going great you're not that big time to go you've got 10 minutes are you shitting me no wow that's really so what else can we see along interstate 80 where do they keep the dead bodies oh wait that's wrong i'm sorry what am i doing there's a lot of foresty shit along the way really apparently i was looking i was trying to find like weird stuff here's what we want people to send us large balls of twine uh we went and we've seen the largest ball of pop a largest popcorn ball there you go we've seen the yep, yep. So I told that to somebody today, and they go, where do you see that? At an art museum, people. It was a sculpture. Yeah, we want to see. Look, if you know where something weird's at that's off the beaten path, beaten path. Nah, we're okay with it. We want to see it. Yeah. Because if we can take pictures of the just, look. Obscure shit. Obscure shit that we can get pictures with her tits out by no we're not gonna have tits hanging out yeah we will if there's no nowhere if there's no nowhere i will okay yeah well like that'll be impressive what's that oh there's that cooling what's that little thing over there oh whatever uh anyways if you can if we can find we want obscure shit You know like I don't know The third cousin to fucking Some gangster's aunt's house Or some shit I don't care something like that What Something like that I don't know Still there's some badass things in Pennsylvania Well yeah Okay we really need Amanda needs get to salem somehow we don't know if her broom or carrier there but she needs to get there to recharge your batteries it's really really important whatever just i want to see the east coast i want to see the water it looks a lot like this but it has an attitude no we're gonna go we're gonna see the we're gonna see the east coast water we're gonna see it Yep to go. We're going to see the East Coast water. We're going to see it. We're going to go see the jellyfish in the rocky beaches and shit. And maybe we'll have breakfast at Tiffany's.
Speaker3:
Should I start singing?
Speaker1:
Only if you don't own the rights to it. Yeah, so we'll see some stuff like that.
Speaker2:
It's okay.
Speaker1:
And we're going to take as many leaves as we can. I know they won't be pretty yet, but we're just going to pluck trees. We're going to stop random places. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to pull in places where there's a whole lot of people.
Speaker3:
And pluck a leaf.
Speaker1:
And we're going to get pictures. And so I'm going to have you taking pictures like, I'm so excited to do a leaf tour. And all the people from the area are going to be like, dude, it's spring. And then we're going to pluck leaves off a tree. And I'll be able to be like, what in the fuck are these idiots doing? And then jump in the car. It's going to be awesome. Plus, I actually found a little maple bucket. I'm going to take it everywhere with this. Because I think that's actually like Vermont or somewhere totally where we're not going to be at. Where? Salem? No. Maple syrup. I'm going to take a maple bucket and every place we get out, I'm like, where are the maple trees? Where are the maple trees? No, no. And we're going to see how that plays out. Yeah. I don't know if we'll make it to Salem. That's like a jaunt, like an eight hour jaunt north. Not on a broomstick, it shouldn't be. Oh my God. We're taking your hat just in case. Oh, shut up. I pippity boppity boo. So if anybody has a private jet that can get us to Salem it would be really important. Amanda will grant you many years of good luck. I want a cat. We go to Salem I'm getting a getting a cat why because why wouldn't you want a black cat from salem that would be cool as fuck we'll name it uh sabrina why are you looking you're like that you know i'll get you there if anybody's gonna get you there it's me we'll drive right we'll see how much time we've got wow sleep we don't need to fucking sleep who needs sleep sleeps for pussies come on get in the car we're going what sex is we're trying to eat healthy so like we can't have all the good fucking shit food you know like the fucking candy bars and hooking our ivy up to the fucking energy drinks and the fucking fast food fucking shit just clogging our gullets to the point we can't breathe. And I only watched it many episodes because she was hot. So, you know, I mean, we got all kinds of shit. Yeah. You know what we're going to do? We're going to walk out. We're going to walk out every place. Where are the antiques? Just walk up to table It will piss people off Get the fuck back to the midwest You wouldn't do stuff like that To embarrass the fuck out of me No not at all There's no way You want to know what Once we officially hit the east coast I've already'm a huge Kiss fan, right? We'd love to have Kiss on the show if they're listening. Anyways, so I'm a huge Kiss fan, and I love New York Group. Okay. I'm just going to play that the whole time we're on the East Coast. I'm just going to loop it. Except we are going one place. By the way, we're going here because I cannot wait. Because I'm going to be that tourist tourist we're not going to be that far from allentown and seeing how that i'm a huge billy joel fan we're going to allentown i want to take a picture by the sign and if we can find a karaoke bar as god is my witness i am so going to request you are so going in by yourself i just because you know that every tourist shows up and does that and they're just like go away you douchebag and i just so but i need a picture by the allentown sign actually by the water tower because that was in the video yep i want that was that in pennsylvania yeah it's not that far from dansville yep it's like an hour and a half. Okay. You know, the graduations, they hang on the wall. I can't wait. I'm so fucking giddy for that. And if we go further, we can get a picture by a northeastern. Down eastern. Down eastern? Alexa. Whatever. It doesn't matter. It's another Billy Joel song. Don't worry about it. I don't know the rights to that. But it'll be fun. Basically, we're going to play lots of Billy Joel while we're in Pennsylvania. Apparently. Again, we will piss off all the fucking local people. Okay. We're going to be banned. We're going to be banned from the East Coast. I don't even know if that's humanly possible, but we're going to find out. We're going to find a way. If there's a will, there's a way. Apparently apparently so do you know that you're like almost up on time no we only did one question yeah well i knew we'd have a lot to talk about i didn't talk about getting my dick suckless last week damn it well yeah there you go by the way i got a blow job not from you it was great uh so there you go was deep. I did get a really cool pen in the mail, and I do want to share something about this pen. It has a spritzer.
Speaker3:
Hand sanitizer.
Speaker1:
We're going to be ordering those. Get yours today.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker1:
With that being said, let's get the fuck out of here while we still can. Shout out to our sponsors. Again, altplayground.net.
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