Send us Fan MailThis week we are hard at work helping people one couple at a time! So we tackle the question of the not so funny guy. The guy always cracking jokes but in this case they are sexiest jokes, comments etc. The couple is trying to find a way to make the bullshit stop without being the bad guys and we try our best to help give them some suggestions and plans of attack. This is a great reminder to be carefully about what comes out of your mouth. The second question is all about the shitty treatment a person got because they smoke. Look we get it, smoking is not social acceptable and more and more people do not , or can not be around people that do smoke. BUT, cool factor always applies. Have you been treated like shit at a swinger event because you smoke? Tell us what you think when you hear this letter! Check out all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our paid sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with the most, Cole, who's just gargling. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely, somewhat of a cutweave, Miss Amanda. Speaker2: Hey! Speaker1: We're here to titillate, tantalate, and whatever. And yes, I was trying to help her that this is a sound we should all hear every morning. She's guzzling my cup. Speaker2: No! Speaker1: Yeah. So, for those of you who along Those of you what the hell For those of you Following along at home I'm having a stroke call 9-1-1 This is season 4 Episode 152 152 No't cheat. Bullshit. I look at it on occasion. I haven't looked at it today. I haven't. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker1: Anyways, episode 152. Yeah, 152. That's the end of second guessing. God damn it. Speaker3: No, it is 152. Speaker1: We have all kinds of stuff to do and talk about and things to say and whatever. Because that's what we do. We've taken the dogs for a couple of walks today.'ve mowed the yard we've recorded quickies damn we're busy have we been that productive fuck yeah we have i know weird hard to believe uh okay so and for those of you listening for the very first time about damn time you found us no i'm kidding uh you can uh we do this in front of our secret facebook group kazba inc if you want to be a member shh don't tell the others almost fucked that up but we can get signed up we know people just saying uh so uh shout out to our paid sponsors real quick all playground.net you know what a huge part of having success in lifestyle is meeting people how do you meet people you go to meet and greets so altplayground.net's having meet and greets all over the country you can host one if you like sign up uh or feel free to attend all covid restrictions rules and regulations will be followed but a meet and greet could be coming to a neighborhood near you soon just saying there you go altplayground.net we're on there find us Thank you. rules and regulations will be followed but a meet and greet could be coming to a neighborhood near you soon just saying there you go alt playground.net we're on there find us crazy truth casbah it's what we do also smart swingers read you know why they read miss amanda you got to say something people can't see your eyebrows weird as fuck i just had to make facial expressions oh my nose It's just what? Why't see your eyebrows. Weird as fuck. I just tried to make facial expressions. Oh, my nose itches. What? Why? Because tits may sag, balls may drop, but a strong brain will last forever. What in the flying fuck are you doing over there? My nose itches really good. Oh, my God. All of a sudden, I'm like, oh. Are you going to just stop and use your back paw to scratch your face? Maybe. Anyways. I have paws? Maybe. So, visit our good friends at asnlifestylemagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong. That's going to be an ad they'll be proud of. You stopped in the middle of our ad to talk about scratching with back paws. Really? You dick. I didn't think about it. Sorry. Hey, by the way, way buy some swag go to fullswap shop.com i'm just gonna i feel like i should short change the other ones because i kind of fucked the last one up i gotta get a microphone that comes down from the top i'm finally i'm hunching over chasing the microphone like chasing the dick where do i put my mouth um where do i put them out like where never mind who cares nobody cares at this point in time that joke's old and over there we go you're chasing dick huh apparently i don't know it's like everything is fucking it's all ski jobs like my mic yeah but it's like it's like i feel like it's it's running away it's trying to get away from me it's like the cord has all of a sudden got way too heavy or something i don't know i just it's I don't know i just it's it's just i just can't handle fucking a don't i don't need it up my nose great it's up my nose now it's up your nose nasty look at how much louder you became because it's up my nose and obviously i'm a van a vanquilotrist I'm just stopping right now
Speaker3:
that's a vanquiloquist and it has nothing to do with the microphone up your nose could it have something with a hand up my ass i don't know do you want to hand up your ass not really i can arrange it it won't be mine but i can arrange it oh my lord uh Yeah, would smack me it would hit my reset button that's what i needed i'm like you're taller than me and my microphone's clear the fuck up here and and yours is lower than mine it's all about the angle i guess i don't fucking know i it's i don't know i don know. I don't know. I can't figure it out.
Speaker1:
I got to get new mics. I got to get mics that hang down, that I can grab, that I can talk to.
Speaker3:
No, because you should be grabbing it.
Speaker1:
I can't help it. I have to touch stuff.
Speaker2:
Good.
Speaker1:
What do you want me to do? That was a tit I just grabbed for those of you just listening. Obviously, Miss Amanda and I have both forgotten that some of you just hear our words. So all the actions make no sense other than it sounds like we're wrestling does it i don't know i'm gonna pop i'm gonna start popping you every time you do it you're not your butt will be fucking bruised like a motherfucker you put a welt on i know the brush put a welt on it watch it leave like red marks like literal like blood vessel bursts and shit like i tattooed you forever yes i permanently tattooed your ass i didn't mean to i didn't realize how delicate your little flowery skin was you knew i had well i didn't know you were that flowery and that delicate i didn't i barely popped you on the butt with that. But it was the back of a brush? But it was...
Speaker3:
And it stung like a son of a bitch.
Speaker1:
You know what that is?
Speaker3:
Enough to where you go, don't cry, don't cry.
Speaker1:
Well, I call it Muhammad Ali. Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. Rumble, young man, rumble.
Speaker3:
Okay, quit it. We don't owe the rights to that.
Speaker1:
Nobody owns a right to that. No one is going to mistake me for Muhammad Ali. I'm just covering my ass. It's all good. Don't worry. Jesus. I'm just covering asses. Well, you should have covered yours earlier. You wouldn't have well time. Oh, fuck off. Thank you very much. I'll be here all day. Are we done yet? Nope. I had a couple of chocolate laced with booze earlier. I know you did. Do you want to give now no it'd be like kissing a walrus because i just came out of the water miss amanda with my beard she hates my beard because she hates kissing stuff that's wet so except pussy at that point yeah exactly so uh the thing is is all i can feel like every time when i take a drink it gets in my beard is i feel like a walrus. It's actually more than a mustache. Well, I still feel like a fucking walrus. Okay. I want to pretend I'm a walrus, okay? Apparently. Yeah, anyways.
Speaker2:
Anyway. Continue.
Speaker3:
So when he takes a sip of anything, it sticks in his mustache and I refuse to kiss him because it's all bleh. It's wet.
Speaker1:
Basically, it's just another reason to... Nah. I'm funnin' and kiddin'. You wouldn't care if it was chocolatey. You'd be like... If it was fucking sugar and you liked it, you'd lick the shit out of me like a cat. No, I wouldn't. No. Are you sure? Yes. What if I try it later? Don't. What if I just dip my face?
Speaker3:
If I was getting ready for bed, it might be a different story.
Speaker1:
What if I just dip my face in a bowl full of chocolate?
Speaker3:
Or like right before I go into the shower, you can touch me with the chocolate then.
Speaker1:
What if I take and crush up Oreos that we have in the freezer right now. It sounds so fucking good. Crush them up just a dab of honey so that they stick good and just go and motorboat it. And then would you kiss me with my face covered in Oreos?
Speaker2:
Thank you. crush them up just a just a dab of honey so they stick good and just go and motorboat in them and then would you kiss me with my face covered in in oreos sugar that would you you're the one addicted to oreos you are oh fucking don't even i'll eat them would you would you eat them off my beard are you sure yeah i think you know here's the thing i love that you're, that's because we're on the air. But what happens in real life is totally different. No, I'm not eating anything out of your beard. Wait a minute. What was it that fell that you like dove after the other day? You never, you never did the five second rule, but you did something. Yeah. Jack and Willie would be very interested. They would be all, they would be like, I mean, it was a cracker. Yeah. Because you, you weren't getting you you were getting having to charge points for and by god you were getting every cracker yep uh-huh yeah just saying okay oh what time did we start oh you suck you didn't write it down you're such a fucking it looks like 7 29 are you serious are we behind already? We'd be far behind. Are we 14 minutes into the show and we haven't done a question? No, we're eight minutes into the show. I was going off of that. Oh, well, fucking A. So what time would that be on that? I don't know. You figure out it. That minus nine minutes. You have to remind me when I fucking panic and start going, Sweet mother God, we gotta go. That minus nine minutes. Math. Numbers okay let's get to a fucking question shall we 34 so 734 is that right is that right yes are you sure no but both sounds good okay okay all right wow okay so let's see we got other people it's like when the dogs go nuts, when Jack and Willie go nuts. Now we got people craving sweets. Look at that stuff. Yeah. You should see what we have in our freezer. We have Oreos, Girl Scout cookies, two boxes of them. We have leftover Subway cookies. Yes. And I haven't had any of them. nope yep um but i have my healthy muffins so we're nine minutes into this year is that correct is that where we're at 10 minutes into okay that's what i said with 729 i know but i got too many clocks that clock isn't the clock on the wall says three o'clock name that song. The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Name that song. What?
Speaker1:
The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Name that song.
Speaker2:
Wow. Okay.
Speaker1:
Let's do a question. Shall we? Because now I'm hungry.
Speaker3:
You want a cookie?
Speaker1:
I want a cookie. And I definitely have not earned a cookie yet.
Speaker3:
You've been eating Twizzlers. Shut the hell up.
Speaker1:
I haven't been eating that many Twizzlers. Your phone's noisy. Really? You don't say. I might have forgot to shut that off. Okay. I got two different questions. Do we want to do the question? Which one do you want to do first? Boomer Sooner's question, which is not so funny, or we have Up in Smoke in San Francisco. Which one do you want to start with? What do you want to start with? Don't read them. Just which one do you start with?
Speaker3:
Go with the Not So Funny for 500.
Speaker2:
Alex. Okay.
Speaker3:
Alex isn't here anymore.
Speaker1:
Well, that's why I'm having you say it, not me.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So this comes from... I guess you can talk to... Oh,cha wow okay okay sorry it wasn't good thing we did this on a regular night so we know what's going on we feel comfortable okay so this is from not so funny uh this is not so funny from boomer sooners that means they're from oklahoma wait what are you sure about that i do and even though they're from oklahoma we're still gonna read their question anyways uh okay so uh we've been in the lifestyle almost five years there's a new couple did you just fucking yawn how the fuck did you know that because all of a sudden they felt a great disturbance in the Air Force that was around and I was like, what in the flame? How the fuck did you get it? I'm dead. know that because all of a sudden they felt a great disturbance in the air force and that was around it's also like what in the flame jedi is what i am this is not the show you'll sleep through okay so anyways i'll read quicker so we don't interfere what before mr man to fucking passes out uh we've been in the lifestyle almost uh okay we've been in the lifestyle where the fuck am i at boomer sooners we've been in the lifestyle almost five years there's a new couple that all our friends just love they are very attractive and are very fun to play with but as they have become more comfortable the husband in an attempt to be funny is constantly making sexist jokes and comments all of our other friends say it's just a joke get over it uh but it's getting old what can we do your mouth open my fucking no i saw it oh Derek. Oh, yeah. I forgot you. I forgot about that. Well, that's like that. We like you. A few of you we like. We like all our clients. I live there like two years. Anyway, stick with it. Answer the question. Why am I answering it? Because people want to know what would Miss Amanda do. Are they good friends? No. Well, okay okay let me read again this time while you're
Speaker3:
awake no they're a new couple but as they've gotten more comfortable so you're gonna have some people that make sexist remarks and think that they're funny there's a lot of people that think they're funny granted you should you should know who you're saying these comments to that take it as a joke versus being serious.
Speaker1:
Yeah, well, that's just it i mean i think that and and west has a good point there don't don't laugh he'll eventually get a hint those jokes aren't aren't uh aren't landing and that's exactly it i mean i when i reached out to him i'm like how consistent apparently it was like we went from when they were new, they were pretty quiet, whatever, and then they've gotten comfortable. And they've actually been in the group, kind of, so to speak, for about six months. So they've really gotten comfortable. They obviously played. They've played with multiple couples. And now he has kind of let his hair down, so to speak, in an attempt to be., and I mean, there's probably to a degree, a little more true colors might be showing a little bit. I get it, but it is, it is one of those things that if everybody's laughing, then like, you know, it's like a little kid or like a dog. If every time the dog shits on the floor, you give it a cookie, well, it's going to assume that shitting on the floor is a good thing to do you're right i would shit on the floor for a cookie just saying anyway no i wouldn't anyways the thing is that's gross but the the thing is depends if it's a double stuff the thing is is that it's like a little kid if you keep laughing at everything they do and know that's so cute they're going to think that it's still cute even though they're doing it older and you
Speaker3:
go my god you look like an idiot stop it
Speaker1:
I mean I guess there's nothing wrong with saying okay enough yeah I get it
Speaker3:
or if you're becoming that good of friends pull them aside and go you know I've kind of had it with those jokes or really
Speaker1:
getting old well here's a really fun way to counter that shit it's like the okay so went on our page for a long time the whole make me a sandwich yes Thank you. getting old well here's a really fun way to counter that shit it's like the okay so when honor page for a long time the whole make me a sandwich yes and it still is you know the guy's like you know okay all i want you know fuck you good and then go make me a sandwich okay here's the thing if you're a chick and you're a gal and somebody's making that thing then make the comment of if i can you know like the one meme says that if i can still get up and walk then you don't deserve a sandwich you know so so so turn it on him a little bit turn it on it and and rip back a little bit here's the challenge and i get it that because we're in the lifestyle part of the joy of the So whether you're playing with somebody or not is the fact that we can be ourselves you can tell you can tell sexy jokes you can tell you know the those types of comments that we can make those comments those are all more acceptable to a degree but even then just because someone's a swinger doesn't mean they're all right with super you know sexy or sexual comments every time we kind of make that assumption that that people are a little more open but you still need to kind of know your audience a little bit and have a basic understanding of what the hell and who the hell you're talking in front of well Well, and the thing is, if i was really sick of if i was in a group setting and i didn't like what a comment that someone said i turn around and walk away to go get a drink or something right exactly exactly and and that and that's just you know and that's exactly and now okay so there's some great comments have come up with you here uh if it bothers you confront him at at the risk you will not play again some people just need a wake-up call no different than the workplace if you ignore or laugh along you're condoning it exactly uh somebody where to go somebody needs to tell him that he needs to think before he talks even if people are laugh it's just a joke it's still not right to make sexist jokes, which is very true. Never hurts to voice your opinion on it. Be honest and sincere, but be nice. Yep. And then, and this is a good point, not having to censor yourself, question mark. Yeah, we have that as a value in the lifestyle, is that you don't have to censor yourself, but it's to a degree. that's where it becomes a challenge, I think, is that people go, because it's a sexist joke, and it is someone, I mean, it's sex, so there are the age-old jokes that go with it, okay? The problem you have is, let's change the type of joke it is for a minute. And this is something that that they might want to try. Explain it to him this way. OK, instead of it being a sexist joke, it's a racist joke. Now, just because we're in the lifestyle, would you tell it? No. And because probably my guess is going to be when i reached out to him they'd been in they had been part of the group for about six months they were newbies going into the lifestyle this other couple was so they're new to the lifestyle completely okay so i have a feeling my gut tells me they're not understanding. They haven't learned that that fine line of what is just because you're in a lifestyle, it's not appropriate. Like I can see these people. I can see this guy slapping somebody on the ass, not quite understanding yet. Well, the thing is, is that you get too comfortable and you start degrading women, you're going to lose a lot of hookups. Well, and Angela's put on there and she put, sexist comments are a turnoff. And that's exactly it. You're going to lose hookups from both women that are going to go, I'm not interested. And men that go, hell no, you're not touching my wife. Yeah. You know, the story that we continuously tell is a house party where a couple came in and someone was having some issues. And what the guy told them, he said, all you got to remember is just treat them like what
Speaker2:
they are.
Speaker1:
They're all these other people are nothing more than pieces of meat. And I heard it. I was standing there. I heard it.
Speaker3:
And you went right up to me and said, you are not fucking him.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
You are not fucking him no matter what. Thank you. these other people are nothing more than pieces of meat and i heard it i was standing there i heard it and you went right up to me and said you are not fucking yeah you are not fucking him no matter what i don't care and i'm like that's okay because i'm not interested yeah but it was because of the fact of no just because we're all in the life zone just because we we we fuck for fun sport fucking or whatever else is still does not make uh we're not no one's just a piece of meat right this isn't look when you go to the bar and you go get strange at a bar just random hookup that's a piece of meat you're nothing but a piece of meat to them they're nothing but a piece of meat to you that's whatever when you're in the lifestyle this is someone's girlfriend wife significant other same thing with the guys vice versa there's supposed to be something more to it than just a piece of meat so and more than just a hookup so you know i think i think if you help if you if you can help them see what they're doing wrong and maybe maybe this guy just doesn't give two fucks maybe that's how he is that could be uh and angel makes another great point they give the image of a lack of respect yes i for one okay i am the most smart ass i can be the most crude motherfucker you'll ever meet I've I have I can use the word fuck in any situation and get away with it general and will we can be at a black tie event if I was at something superficial I will say fuck and it does it just it's who I am but I am very conscious of how someone treats their significant other or how they treat other women in the group because I can be crude when I want to be, but I will always give respect accordingly. And I expect that you should be treated with respect. And here's the thing. This is not just a guy thing either. I need to put that in there real quick yeah this is not just a guy thing we have heard women that can be just as much uh of a cunt as as any guy can be a dick you know so i mean it goes it goes both both ways it's just what you tolerate is what dictates what happens uh mike just put one a lifestyle does not prevent exclude anyone from behaving like a gentleman or a proper lady a boorish behavior is just a turn off and that's exactly it just because we get naked and you know just because your wife will get naked and take 17 cocks in a night doesn't mean she shouldn't be treated with respect i mean or or and it's and that's really true i mean just because that's because we have sex with other people doesn't mean that you we can't it sounds stupid saying it but it's really true no but how do you explain that to people yes we fuck that's what that's what we do well that's dirty yeah but still it's it's a it's a clean kind of dirty well i mean seriously i i mean i here's the problem this is the very challenge that people run into that vanillas run into when they think about swingers or when people are new they think of the stereotypes that it were just a bunch of dirty whores that fuck everybody there's some of those out there but there is but there but that's not what it are seven she hadn't put 17 cocks she deserves mad respect laugh out loud okay yeah that's true uh but i i just think that that was probably the worst example i could have probably but that's okay but that but that's just it it is stereotypes and people have to know that yeah i'm so confused i have no idea where are we are we aren't even close to the time where are we at it i don't know how long i'm talking for now if we want like two minutes or three minutes what the fuck is going on now i'm thinking about 17 cocks and i'm just like why did i why are you wanting 17 no no but why did that example even pop into my fucking brain to try to be because you're a smart ass and that's it because well okay so that's that's what i was going to get to with now i remember is because even though and those of you listen know that if you see miss amanda and i out in public we are smart asses to each other all the time you you listen to me on this show be like shut the fuck up shut up bitch okay we are fucking around or she goes you're such a dick we're fucking we're screwing around we're screwing around we're having fun that is not how we that's how we bait okay we are fucking around or when she goes you're such a dick we're fucking we're screwing around we're having fun that is not how we that's how we banter yeah that is that's just banter and the thing is is that we know when a derrick do not give her ideas derrick just goes this is your opportunity to peg him miss amanda yeah no i'm no i'm not interested ow but the thing is is that we know each other we know looks right we know you know facial expressions and everything else that we just crossed the line we know when she turns to your one son and goes i'm so fucking sick of your dad i can't hardly say no i've never said that you said something like that you said something to bray the other day you're just like you were getting really tired of my smart ass comments yeah they were no longer they were no longer being entertaining i was still being entertained by them our middle son was still being entertained by them but you were not being entertained by them no i was over it and so that was just my mood that's right menop. I don't know if I'm hitting menopause or not, but that's beside the point. Well, from an outside observer standpoint, I have no idea either. I heard there's mood swings involved with that, so I have no idea. Ow! Don't hit the reset button. See, there we go. We don't actually abuse each other other although we had to go to the doctor's appointment uh on the other on friday and um so they had us in separate rooms before they brought us and go and then they ask us they each ask us if you know if anybody's beating you at home and stuff and i when she asked me i said there's so many smart ass comments i want to make sense because you're not the only one and my answer was how much of this can amanda hear and so our doctor knows us and just giggles and moves on yeah where are we at on time what are we doing how long have we been 25 26 keep talking 26 till half what what this two separate clock things it's just too fucking hard for me okay we're gonna do half time early fucked up i am i'm all kinds of fucking can you see the little word i yeah yes because i have bifocal contacts yeah fuck y'all i got bifocal contacts and i can see great with him hey and i'm okay with that he's he's gotten to where he can see i can see bitch. I can see. If you notice, I can see with my sun. Now, I have to wear special sunglasses in the studio because they're not as dark. So I can read, but still. So let's take a halftime break with that, shall we? Okay, Cole, we should. Hey, what are you doing this summer? You don't know yet? Why the fuck not? I know what you should be doing is getting your buns hot cross, right? That's right. Hot cross buns. Where? Crazy summer nights, August 6th through the 8th. Get naked if you want to at Natural Pines with crazy summer nights. You know what? There's going to be games, pool, nudity, nudity. Cole's birthday. Cole's birthday. And so much fucking more, August 6th through the 8th. You need to register with us. Spots are filling. We are almost out of camper and tent with electric spots. We are down to single digits. So that means everybody else is just like tent tent. Yeah. So you want to make sure you get your spots right away. Go to www.crazysummerNights.com to sign up. 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And also, don't forget, soon, where are you going to want to listen to this? FullSwapRadio.com. It's up. It's live. We're there. Yeah, bitches! Let's check it out. Okay. Wow. The end of this year. I've been fucking giving the dogs walk and snorting coke. And away we go. Apparently. And I mean Coca-Cola, the burns when it goes up oh nice you know what that is that's like i waterboarded myself with soda no they're not gonna need a bigger pool mike just go swim with the catfish oh nasty and then like yeah no i'm out if you throw popcorn they'll come up and eat it just they have a thing of food no you nibble what'd you do i caught a catfish with my nipple blink yikes is that like noodling noodling would take a whole new meeting out there well just saying okay say something i'm gonna read or i'm no i'm gonna drink something. Talk. Say something. I'm supposed to say something. What am I supposed to say? I hate that. It's the first time ever you hate talking. Man, you know why I like having the beard? Seriously. So it saves a drink for later? It does. Now I feel like a hamster. Now I feel like a hamster with a hamster bottle. You know where they go? Click the little thing with their tongue to get the water coming out of the water bottle in the hamster cage now I can just do my beard oh I can see though now here's the thing I can see that eating pussy with a beard is going to be like a crusty event so I think I think it's going to be very very important to make sure that you keep in your sex bag which we've done a crazy quickie on make sure you keep your uh wet wipes because otherwise i'll look like an old you know what i'll look like a frosted i'll look like my beard is front there's a couple girls there's one glazed there's one girl going out there that that somebody that have played with before and uh uh she's a squ before And She's a squirter Bring a snorkel And Man If you don't get out of the way of that time With this fucker With this beard on there Oh yeah I'll look like fucking Like I've been frosted Like Jack Frost That fucker will come out It'll be like My beard will be crunchy i wonder where you've been middle of the night you wake up you know what i'm in the mood for pussy are you saving that for later i don't know if my beard's bushy enough about three days where they'll get down in there why Why don't you do like tick checks, make sure it doesn't get in all the way in there. Weird. Just saying. I'll have to learn how to lube my beard before we go. To make it smooth. I don't want to like be anybody's fucking prickly fucking mess. I had a great time till Cole fucking gave me like whisker burn all over my cooter. Sorry. I'm new with a beard beard i don't know how to use it i have a long tongue but i don't know if it's that long ah i'd like the microphone that was gross as fuck yeah say something i'm gonna drink again oh my god i made you spit swallow no spit ah bitch all spit Bitch Alright Alright so let's move along shall we Wow Ew These are why I don't sleep much I think of this stuff all night long No shit This is a fucking AGD Squirrel I don't I was going to wear my hat tonight I didn't wear my hat.G.D. What? Squirrel. Okay. I don't. I was going to wear my hat tonight. I didn't wear my hat. It helped me when I recorded my rant. That's sitting right there. I just thought it was hot, so I didn't wear it. I got a lot of people that like the. In here. Like the. Like. Oh, fuck yeah. I'm going to have to jack off. Are we doing this? Oh, fuck yeah. Miss Amanda looks sexy as fucking hats. Oh, fuck yeah. You can't see it, it's black. Oh, you can see it. Trust me, I can see it. Guess what? Guess whose beard's gonna get stiff? Anyways. I'm sexy. Yours is hotter than Slash. Weird. Anyways. Imagine that. Curly hair and everything. Yeah, no shit. But yours is gerbil, not black. Just saying. All right, so should we do the other question? I don't even know how much time we have left now. Oh, my God. Would you quit being so confused on the time? I'm sorry. You have time. Okay. Plenty of time. You're a fuckable pilgrim. He was going to stuff your turkey. A fuckable pilgrim. That wasn't my line. Okay. Oh, my God. Really? So, spread the dumb sticks and stuff it in there i want the gallbladder that's weird okay so this comes to us from up in smoke in san francisco quit primping you done primping go for it you can okay all right i like this question because i can relate to this question big time okay and i think it's okay as remember i'm a 30 year former smoker 30 years this is a key so understand i have strong opinions on this uh i am a smoker i have found more and more people that will not play with a smoker i understand lots of people are not okay with it allergies etc uh the other night something way worse and embarrassing happened we were at a house party and i was the only smoker as the evening went on everyone was having a great time i thought i made sure to find out where it was okay to smoke outside at get rid of my butts how the host told me they wanted me to and i use mouthwash after each smoke and hand washing etc after my third smoke break four hours into the night one lady stood up and said that's it i can't stand this smoking crap anymore we're here we're here to fuck not smell like a campfire either they leave or we do i was shocked before i could say anything two other couples agreed we apologized and we uh quickly left by the time we got to the car my wife was in tears what should we have done wow that to me is on the host that and here's look this is the reason why when this question came in, I understand everybody, not everybody smokes, not everybody drinks, not everybody, whatever. Common fucking courtesy all the way across the board. Now, as a long-term smoker, as a 30-year smoker, former smoker, whatever, nothing pisses me off worse than rude smokers. What's a rude smoker? A rude smoker is someone that just, they blatantly will blow smoke in people's faces. They are not respective of other people who don't smoke. They're not respective of people's personal properties cars you know cars yards whatever the case may be as a smoker you know that you should if you're a smoker you need to ask where stuff's at especially the house party because it isn't a neighborhood so that it's not something that draws attention whatever so so this person did everything they're asked to do did everything they're asked to do even probably one step further than i wouldn't wouldn't have thought of to ask for sure what to do with butts to be honest with you i would i don't know that i would even thought of that and then to make sure to still have mouthwash to still have you know and here's the deal. Three smoke breaks in a four-hour time period, that's not shit. As a hardcore smoker, if there's booze involved, that'd been nothing. I'd have fucking, over the course of a five-hour, six-hour night, I'd have smoked half a pack or a pack of cigarettes. Easy. I can remember a use of gold if there was play going on though you would wait several hours before but i can also remember even as in the cold i would put on i i have pictures of me standing outside in a woman's dress because that was the only thing that we that i had close by and she's like yeah just put my dress on to sit outside and have a cigarette So For someone to fucking stand up
Speaker3:
And then cause a scene about that and embarrass anybody is bullshit and i agree 100 the host should have stepped right the fuck in on that should have stepped right in on that it well a if you have a whole group of people that don't like smokers so to speak or have a thing against people smoking or the cigarette smoke on them they would know i would hope why'd you invite them right well but then to have them be ridiculed granted you can't help smell like an ashtray when you walk in.
Speaker1:
It happens. It's part of it. You're standing in it. It's going to be around you. But even three in the course of the night, look, you're not hammered and covered in fucking smoke, like just reeking hardcore. No, you come in fresh, you can smell it. Yeah, but still, they went and washed their hands, used mouthwash. i mean they did everything you could you could do in my opinion to counter anything that comes with that i i guess i guess here's the thing and when i reached out to him yes there was drinking going on okay and and so here here's the sad part these folks that wrote us are already trying to justify the behavior of the assholes going, well, we understand, you know, there was drinking going on and, and, you know, people were getting tired by then. And, and I had just had to come in from having a cigarette and I was sitting closer and they were, they were justifying, trying to justify to me why why this person was an asshole to them. And here's the thing. They didn't do anything wrong. The guy didn't do a single thing wrong. And I'm sorry. To me, the host, no one, look, if you throw any party, I don't care if it's a hotel takeover, if it's a house party, if it is, you know, you and one other person fucking in the backseat of a car. I don't give two flying fucks. No one should leave an event in tears. No. And to fucking do that to somebody else and to allow it a i would have lost my fucking shit on if it was my house party i'd have lost my mind on the motherfuckers that said that i would have just even if i somewhat agreed even if somebody went out for like 57 smoke breaks whatever i still out of principle would have turned to the fucking bitch that said that and said, well, then I guess have a great night. Okay, so here's another way to look at it. Not in a positive aspect. Right. But what if that other couple that got all pissy had eaten garlic? There you go. And then I went, oh, my God, I can't stand your breath. Get the fuck away from me. Exactly. Exactly. be would they be pissed off yeah would would no not just get the fuck away from me either they leave or we leave can you imagine can you imagine if if you or i said that how the other one would have looked at i mean if you'd have said that i'd have been like okay she's fucking stupid sorry We're leaving now and if i said that you just said he's a fucking idiot they didn't they nodded in agreement and they just i mean this is not about this isn't even about the smoking it's not even about this question this situation is more about the common sense of being fucking cool in a lifestyle look here it is a big thing now right 420 420 is everywhere in the lifestyle everywhere everywhere period everywhere here's the period. Everywhere. Here's the thing. We're not down. We're not into it. Mm-mm. Because, not because we have a problem with it, but because if you're drunk, if you've got a buzz going and you smoke a joint, you're sober. It sobers you up. It has the exact opposite effect. That's it. Ask me how I know this the thing is is and and you know what weed stinks smells like shit it is what it is that smells like a damn but but even even edibles you know what here's the deal i don't care if you have to fucking it's everywhere and that's okay it look if if if you're doing it rock on that's fine no big deal okay it's about being cool if you're doing it and somebody else doesn't and you can't handle it they're not then you have the fucking Thank you.
Speaker4:
Thank you.
Speaker1:
Bye-bye. fine no big deal okay it's about being cool if you're doing it and somebody else doesn't and you can't handle it they're not then you have the fucking problem by the same token if someone else is there and they're doing it or you know you're not doing it they are and you can't handle it it's you you we have to learn to be cool and instead of fucking going out and fucking calling people out, you know what? Leave the situation. Here's the deal. There is a fucking, there are some events that we would love to go to. We do not go to them. We do not go to them, not because we don't want to. We do not go to them because some of them have some of our hardcore haters there. We don't go to them because it's not fair to everybody else there to have there be any tension in the room because we're there and these other people are there. And it's not from us. It's not from us. But we feel like... Because we know how to behave like adults around other people, if we don't get along but we don't we don't want to take fucking and and i do we never want to ruin anybody else's night because because of that shit because here's the deal that in our mind that's not fair to the other one couple two couple ten couples there that are just trying to enjoy their evening right that's drama lifestyle is all about no drama so the the reality of it is is is when this kind of stuff comes up the world is changing okay the the acceptance of heavy drinking is changing of smoking is changing of of weed is changing of a lot of things is changing. We have to roll with the punches and we have to all understand we're not going to be okay with every part of it. Right. That's okay. But what is not okay is to make someone else feel like shit because of our opinions. And that's the part. I think that if someone did that well look i can put it this way you make miss amanda cry at an event you embarrass a it's impossible to embarrass me it is absolutely not humanly possible to embarrass me not me me. Trust me. Many have tried, and it doesn't work. Okay? The funny thing with that is, is that she can be embarrassed. So, in an attempt to embarrass me or do something to me, you upset Miss Amanda, the consequences will be swift and constant. It won't be short-lived. It will be swift and constant. It will rain thunder on you like you have not seen and you will pray that it will stop because that's not okay I feel that way when I see somebody do that to somebody else so if I'd have been another couple at that house party even not involved in the discussion at all I think we would have left how Rachel goes I don't cry in front of others Miss Amanda wouldn't either she wouldn't she wouldn't either she'd have it depends
Speaker3:
on how emotionally we'd got
Speaker1:
out to the car and she'd let loose but But it's... how rachel goes i don't cry in front of others miss amanda wouldn't either she wouldn't she wouldn't either she it depends on how emotionally we've got out to the car and she's a lot loose but if we had not even been a part of that if we'd have just been sitting there and seen that and watch that interaction we would have left because just out of fucking just out of I'd have been so fucking fuming ass pissed. It wouldn't even, it wouldn't even have been funny. We probably would have grabbed them and went, come on, let's go get a hotel and let's go fuck. Just, just strictly out of principle.
Speaker2:
Very true.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I just, it's not that hard to just be cool with each other. It's really not that difficult. Well, so, you know, what if somebody had body odor? Exactly. Hey, Stinky, go take a shower. We're leaving. Hey, you need to go take a shower. I'm not playing with you. Really? Okay, so what about Sweaty Cooter? You know, the list goes on and on. And to single somebody out just because they have an addiction. Well, I mean, the thing is, you're at a house party. So, okay, it's very simple. If that's not something that appeals to you, just don't play with them. This goes into all the other things we've talked about, being politely. You're not required. Just because you're all at the same event doesn't mean you're all required to fuck everybody else. Yeah. I think that's the part that people don't get. So it's not like that, well well i don't have any other choice i mean they're either fuck them or i just got to sit there and and you know dump my own me by myself there's nothing else i get to do no that's not how this fucking works it's not how any of this works i mean so just don't go engage them it It's not that fucking hard.
Speaker2:
Look, I'm kind of a plump guy.
Speaker1:
I understand that if we're at a fucking,
Speaker2:
if you're not into fucking chunky monkeys for guys,
Speaker1:
I'm probably not your cup of tea currently.
Speaker2:
That's okay. You don't have to stand up and go, hey, look, fatty, either goop your ass out of here or we're leaving.
Speaker1:
No, just don't come over and fucking act like you're interested. Not hard. Not hard in the least.esh good lord this is why i love what we do i know that we don't talk about cool sex stories but hopefully we can actually help somebody not be a fucking douche rod no but we almost have an example for everything that we talk about oh shit well that's because we have played we did there was this time one time one time we're like the start of a star wars movie a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away i'm trying to think i got my lightsaber out and got to stick it in something the thing is is that i you know the only time i've actually been appalled it wasn't by a smell either well Well's good well no because it goes in with i have someone i was cooking broccoli no there was like the very first couple that weren't really a couple but they were a couple okay whatever um yeah the second time when we went back they think you might got try to get to work yeah um when i was going out of principle when i was sucking his dick he was doing something i'm like he was doing something i don't know what he was doing but he was doing something you know that wasn't until he got to the car that i went what was he doing i don't know i wasn't watching i wasn't paying attention i was busy wrestling with the pissed off woman who didn't want to have sex with me who was wearing granny panties and couldn't figure out why ripping my dick off like a bat you. She tried. She tried. And Cole learned never go back out of fucking principle. I'm going to be able to fuck her no matter what. No, you're not. Some people are just rude or some people are fucking prima donnas. Even in that situation. That's a perfect example. I didn't in that situation turn around and go, look, just because you're wearing Batman, there's still granny panties and you're still ripping my dick off like a fucking like a fucking lawnmower and you still use teeth like a goddamn blender I'm not a martini okay I still didn't do that I just suffered through and wrestled with her around the room until she got up in tears and walked out and I didn't make her cry she was pissed because my penis was afraid of her and I couldn't help that it wasn't my it wasn't my fucking fault I don't make her cry She was pissed because my penis was afraid of her And I couldn't help that It wasn't my It wasn't my fucking fault But I still wasn't a dick about it I wasn't just like Oh my god you know what If you fucking want to suck dick and jack a guy off You'd be better No I just fucking The thing is is that we've been to the parties where we've been the only smokers. Yeah, but see, the thing is, you've never experienced that because I out-smoked you.
Speaker2:
Well, of course you did. Because you could go, you were a closet smoker. I, on the other hand, was like, no. I wasn't a closet smoker. I only smoked in the evening. Right, but you didn't have to.
Speaker1:
I, on the other hand, it didn't matter whether... Look, when I was at that point in my smoking career where there were times i woke up and i woke up and have a cigarette and i would go did i have a cigarette because i woke up or did i wake up because i needed a cigarette there's a big difference there think about that for a second okay okay and when you hit that point you go oh i might have some that was when i realized no i can't quit whenever i want so you know i could go Granted, longer than that, I'd go nuts. But I only smoke like four or five cigarettes a night. If I was drinking, it was more. Just enough to get into my packing and go, you sure buy a lot of cigarettes all the time. Why do you buy all these cigarettes? Because some fucking slick-fingered little bitch never keeps her fucking paws out of them. That's why. I only smoke're gonna have a cigarette what the fuck oh we went out drinking it way more than that god yeah it's just a little bit just just saying just saying you know what everybody just needs to lose a nut and then everything's better in your world anyway so sure i don't even know where we're at now i don't know what's going's going on. I think we answered that question. Basically, what it is, is that chick was a cunt muffin, and her husband was a fucking douche rod for letting her run her fucking. I wouldn't go around them anymore. Well, probably not if there are feelings for her anyway. You know what? What he needs to do is he should go around him. And every time she opens her fucking cock holster, fucking. Blow smoke her. Blow's rude i know but it would make you feel better so this here's what i'm advocating in this situation all that whole thing about being professional and taking her a bucket every time you walk by her what you do you keep your old cigarette butts because if you take a cigarette button and you put it out you put in your pocket so you don't But it reeks It reeks So what you do, you keep your old cigarette butts. Because if you take a cigarette butt and you put it out, you know, put it in your pocket so you don't, like, you're not littering. But it reeks. It reeks. So what you do, wait till winter when you're around her, and then just start putting cigarette butts. Like, one cigarette butt in each one of her coat pockets. By the time she gets to the car, she'll be fucking gagging on that shit. I don't fucking learn any of you fucking. Her husband should have told her to shut her fucking cock holster for two seconds and fucking listen to what she was saying or he should have grown a fucking pear obviously he didn't have any nuts to say uh hey honey shh
Speaker3:
you're gonna get us kicked off
Speaker1:
you're gonna you know I mean
Speaker3:
no one's gonna want to hook up with us because you're judgmental
Speaker1:
oh shit
Speaker2:
I don't know. You're going to get us kicked off. You're going to, you know, I mean. No one's going to want to hook up with us because you're judgmental. Oh, shit. I like a girl that keeps something in her mouth all the time. That means she's good at it. She knows how to suck and not use teeth. Just saying. Anyways, I'm better now. Well, that whole show, every good thing we just said went right out the fucking window. There you go.
Speaker4:
Order your fucking douche rod shirts today.
Speaker2:
We'll have those out at Crazy Summer Nights for you.
Speaker1:
Need on my dick. Dick or asshole. Oh, God. Now you all understand why we've been doing this for four fucking years. Because I'm trying to... I'm like Rocky. I'm not going to stop until the monster's all out from inside of me. Which is all my fucking words. Different fucking ways to use twat waffle and shit like that. That's going to fucking, you know, that's going to be.
Speaker2:
Which shirts will you buy? Fuck, you know I'll make whatever shirts you want, Mike. We'll make them.
Speaker1:
That's going to.
Speaker2:
It's the twat waffle thing. Okay, I've got to quit.
Speaker1:
No, you need one of those today's cock holster because you save it all the time. Yeah, you fucking, why don't you put something in your cock holster? There you go. Okay. I'm just here. God. All right. For looks. How long do we have left? What's going on? You're at 53. Oh, Jesus. Okay. So you can start slowly saying your end piece. Good night, sweetheart. Don't. It's probably time to go. I can't feel it if you don't sing it. Then it's just words. But if you put a tune with it, then it totally changes the ballgame. We have timekeepers. See, this works out perfectly. Shannon's helping you out. Well, okay. So key is I need to use the giant clock that they got for me. It needs to be set on the same fucking time as the computer for future records.'t know we keep setting and then it keeps changing it's what goes along with that weird ball sound you hear thumping around it's probably my lost ball coming back to haunt me what is that sound no there's a sound in the house and i've heard it multiple times and it sounds like a ball it's just like do it's my ball it's coming back and i don't know So I'm like, did you hear that?, do, do. It's my ball. It's coming back. And I don't know.
Speaker3:
I'm like, did you hear that? Because either it's spirits or it's like something happening.
Speaker1:
No, it's my nut.
Speaker3:
And you heard it, though.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Okay, so it's not in my head.
Speaker2:
Sure.
Speaker1:
We just said it makes you feel better.
Speaker2:
Whatever.
Speaker1:
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Speaker1:
Imagine that.
Speaker2:
Hard to believe. Hmm. All right. With all that being said, you know, this was a great season. Probably the end of the whole right now. Oh, whatever. So thank you all. So we'll be back next week, I'm pretty sure. You know, hard to tell.
Speaker1:
Anyways, until then, it's the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever motherfucking will, Casbah Style, out.
