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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I don't know what the fuck I am. Supposedly I'm the host with the most. I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, some psycho chick, Miss Amanda. I'm not a psycho. And we're here to fucking do something. We don't really know what we're here to do at this point in time. You're going to have to remember 739. Okay, I have a thing that keeps track. I don't have anything to write it down. I won't be able to remember. Yeah, you're going to reach for that pen. See, it's all fucked up now. Need to say, I took a nap, and I woke up to, you've got three minutes. And I was like, oh, fuck. And then it was followed directly by, do something with your hair. Okay. Anyway, so here we are. We are here to titillate, tantalate, and do other things. So let's begin begin shall we uh for those of you playing along at home i have no idea what we're doing here it is season four i do know that it is season four it is episode uh 149 well fuck we don't even need me it's been great kids i'm gonna go sit down miss amanda's taking over the reins uh and so before we get started shall we quick what should we do next since you seem to be all over this shit how much how many fucking seconds you're Speaker2: Thank you. Taking over the reins. And so before we get started, shall we quick, what should we do next? Speaker1: Since you seem to be all over this shit. How many fucking seconds are you going to have to delete off the front of this before we release it? Speaker3: Probably about five. Speaker2: Shut up. Not that long. Anyways. Speaker1: So, yep. Things, words, and whatnot. So, let's say something about our fucking paid sponsors. Something. First and foremost, altplayground.net. So, again, rumors. No, we're not talking about Fleetwood Mac. There's rumors at parties galore that you need to be a member of altplayground.net to find out about. Parties in Vegas? Maybe. Parties in Oklahoma? Maybe. altplayground.net. Sign up today. You can find us there check out the big wall look for crazy casbah that's us alt playground.net also you know you've heard the rumors and yes they're true tits and balls they do things when you get old sag and droop that is uh brains are left forever uh so smart swingers read. So read, kids. Read, damn it. What should you read? I know what you should read. ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Three million swingers can't be wrong. Be three million one. One. Read today. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Speaker3:
Your brain does slip when you get old.
Speaker2:
Finally.
Speaker3:
Fuck off.
Speaker1:
Finally, you've listened to the shows.
Speaker2:
Why? We don't know.
Speaker1:
You've read the mag because you don't want your tits to super.
Speaker2:
I don't know. Your brain does slip when you get old. Finally, fuck off. Finally, you've listened to the shows. Why, we don't know.
Speaker1:
You've read the mag because you don't want your tits to super drag.
Speaker2:
So go buy some swag at fullswapshop.com. That's right. Hey, Leah, fullswapshop.com.
Speaker1:
For those at home, I'll say it slowly. Fullswapshop.com. That's an old TV show reference. If you get it, you win a prize. Anyways, so there you go. Hot damn. Well, that was a great show. I think we should call it a wrap. We made it through this part. We're recording, right? The video is going. The sound is going. Both of our hair look like we don't know what the fuck happened to us. Everybody's here. I say we'll call it a day. Fuck you. While you were napping. I told you to take a nap, bitch. I told you to take a nap. Thank God you didn't. We'd both still be asleep. I was trying to do my hair. It looks sexy. No, here's what's funny.
Speaker3:
Okay, I have naturally curly hair.
Speaker2:
You do?
Speaker3:
Really curly.
Speaker1:
You are, yes.
Speaker3:
And then I straighten it most of the time.
Speaker1:
Pubes for your head, yes.
Speaker2:
Shut up.
Speaker3:
So I straighten it. It was already straightened and I go, hey, let's take a curling iron and try to curl it. And do you know what it does?
Speaker1:
Absolutely nothing. You could have went outside and went. Everything falls down. Hey, I see something about a sponsor with that too. Did you try to read? No. Okay. That's alright. It looks pretty. It looks cute. People still want to bang it. It's all good. Somebody's going to Carol Burnett show. Instantly, it's all I can think of is the Tim Conway thing with the commercials. And the two elephants, they turn to go like this. I felt it was kind of bad for them because when the other elephants go, all they can do is go, snarf. I love that clip. Just so you know. I fucking love that clip. Felt bad. You just snorted. When the other elephants sneeze their eyes get really big. Okay. So you got to look up that. That's two old show references. So no. It wasn't what he was going after. No. So that first one. No, you have to guess the other one. Yeah. Yep. So, there you go. What do we... I guess we do a podcast of some variety, don't we? Is that what it is? We're going for it. Okay. I got questions. The thing is, is I started getting ready while you were taking a nap. And I went probably about 645. Because I'm like, well, I'll curl my hair. And this will take a while. So, I'm like, you know, I'll take some pictures beforehand because my hair looked halfway decent. Right. So I go to take off my shirt and I'm like, ah, shit. Nope. When you walked in, I mean, I was just fucking. I didn't even walk in. I hollered down the hallway. I'm like, oh, you got three minutes. Well, the thing is, is Willie wouldn't let me go to sleep. At first, he was coming to pet. And then he was like, oh, in my fucking face. And then he's trying to nose press me and then lift my head up with his head. And then I was like, all right. Then he was sitting on the couch with me. He almost sat on my head. He's like, get your fuzzy fucking butt off me. And next thing I know, then you're yelling. And I'm like, fuck, I've only been asleep for two minutes. More like an hour. Don't pet me. I'll start scratching. Okay. For those of you listening at home and not watching, what the fuck? Make sure you check us out on YouTube or join our secret, secret Facebook page. Don't tell the others. Crazy Casbah. Or no, that wouldn't be it. It wouldn't be Casbah, Inc. Or that one, too. It used to be. Let's do a fucking question. I got three questions tonight. I don't know if we'll get to all three, but we're going to do the questions. He loves you. He does. He shows me with his glitter. On the hammock, the other one has to put his feet up to look at me going, Mom, lift me up. I want to sit in the hammock with you. The other one just comes over, and he's just looking at you, and you're going over. He's just looking at you you know just staring and you just go hey no fucking way your big fuzzy butt's getting in this with me no it's a hammock for two but i'm not willing to take that risk if he would hold still be one thing but he won't okay can you imagine getting him up there at least a little one we pick it's always hard to get it up uh okay so let's do. Doesn't have to be. Well, should we do a question? Just not petting it right. Oh, my Lord. I was going to start with one that you sent me, but I don't want to. I sent it to you? Yep. So I'm going to start with this one instead because this one's a fucking... This has the potential to be a little more of an in-depth question. And plus, I thought it really funny okay because i'm a dick so uh just keep that in mind uh okay i really made a mistake we were at a party and i got really drunk by the way this is the i'm reading this this is not talking about me uh we were at a I got really drunk. We were talking to another couple we really wanted to play with. I was really drunk, and another couple that we had played with walked by. He has a below-average penis size, and we did not have fun.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I messed up. When they walked by, I made a comment about not having fun and did not know they were still behind me when I made a comment about him being small needless to say they were upset the couple we were talking to bailed and my hubby is upset how do I fix this stupid drunk indiana oh so the one that was drunk was the wife yep okay and it's not funny i i'm laughing because it okay it's not funny at all because there's a whole lot this is actually a really bad situation kudos the way she the way she signed it it's like well that that summed it up pretty nicely stupid stupid drunk in indiana wow if this isn't the ultimate cautionary tale as to why or one of the reasons why a little too much liquor can get you in a world of shit.
Speaker3:
I guess you're talking from experience, maybe?
Speaker1:
Shut up, bitch. I don't want to hear this from you. Yes, I am talking.
Speaker3:
It's how coworkers know that we're swingers, and classmates know that we're swingers, and you've shown your dick.
Speaker1:
Okay, right. So I can relate very much to that. Not totally relate, because I've never fucking said anything shitty about somebody else.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
I don't know. okay right so i can so i can relate very very much so not totally relate because i've never fucking said anything shitty about somebody else no no okay so but yes we do why yes and thank you for putting them on the air we do now have examples of things that cole's done stupidly drunk oh come on you've laid down on a ball our bar floor and we had to try to get you up. That is true. So, yes, but here's the thing. You shoved flowers down your pants. Shall we keep going? That was for the glitter factor. I glittered my ball. It was a disco ball. You had two at the time. Yeah, disco balls. The thing is, this is a couple of things, okay? We all say, you've heard us all say a million times, booze is no excuse. And we all know the fact that a lot of times we say things when we're drunk that we actually mean. It just loosens our lips to allow us to spew stupid out at a more regular pace. So my first thing is, here's the deal. You were able to quickly and easily spew out information about somebody else you hooked up with. Yeah. So besides the people hearing it, you also have the couple that you want to hook up with going, oh, they're going to run and go tell if they didn't have fun. Exactly. I mean, this is really, okay, and Shannon put not sure you can fix it, honestly. And actually, to a large degree, I agree with him.
Speaker3:
I do too.
Speaker1:
I don't know that there's not, I don't think there's a fix here to be had, a good fix. But I think what a cautionary tale to put out here. Here's the deal. Once again, if you're in the habit of of of talking about previous hookups it's kiss and tell it's kiss and tell it's lack of discretion and obviously a because you just if i'm a guy and i'm standing there and that's coming out of of another couple's mouth about the guy's size or performance i am going to be very hesitant to go any further because every guy can have issues we've all had good moments and bad moments with sex yes but you don't go over in your mouth about who it was because what you don't like someone else might it's a yuck and a yum thing and uh plus here's the deal no guy can help the size of their dick no and and even look okay i'm gonna get back to penis size part of it in a minute because that's only part of the issue but even the fact that they didn't have fun that night when they had hooked up with the other couple that she was busy talking smack about, you don't know if it was an off night. We've always maintained that generally try it twice because one night could just be everybody was off and, you know, whatever. Always a second chance. You know, unless it was absolutely. We've've had some of our absolutely there were things that were having that were unexcusable that we didn't. But just because the night was off, no, because it my dick, because it because it can it can just be an off night. So, look, we've had women walk up and tell us and be talking to us and say, well you know if a guy can't get up then we don't we won't even give him a chance well guess what i've had enough issues that they never got a chance with us yeah because of it because she said that so you know it's just one of those things that that's the first issue the second issue is when you're talking about something that somebody can't help, size. Okay, look, here's the deal. Every guy that has a small penis or whatever size penis knows how big their penis is. Okay, it doesn't matter if it's fucking a seal killer or if it's fucking fly killer. Either way, they know how big their penis is. There's nothing they can do do about it that's why they have all the fucking shit out there for penis enhancement and everything else so people are fucking guys are totally self-conscious about this anyways and this is like the worst thing in the world look my dick is seven and a half inches long there are a lot of guys with way bigger dicks than mine there are a lot of guys with way more girth than mine i have a i would think an okay penis but i can tell you if i heard somebody talking shit saying and somebody else could go that guy has a small penis because compared to somebody else they played with i probably do right but it would be fucking it would fuck with me six ways to tuesday right and it would goddamn piss me off it would it would piss me off and what would what actually makes it worse is that she was drunk because that means uh i mean it instantly gives me ground in my mind you know how i think and how fast i come up with shit I would easily I would turn right around and go Well you know what It's not so much my dick is small It's just that you have such a gaping twat That you just couldn't feel it If I fucked you with my leg Okay I mean seriously That's exactly what I would say Or I would say something Well you just didn't feel it because it smelled so bad I didn't keep it there very long. I mean, if you want to go that way, right?
Speaker2:
But what a horrible thing. So let's go back.
Speaker3:
Let's go to can you fix this?
Speaker1:
I mean, I don't think you can fix it like Shannon said earlier, but I think you have to try. Yeah. And it's going to suck. I mean, it's going to be humiliating. Well, one thing that will change it big time is drinking. Well, yeah. Curb your drinking because we have one gal that we would see at a party and she was out of control, but then admitted later that she you know she'd quit drinking alcohol and stuff like that and we're like oh really and she was halfway decent to be around it totally changed who she was and and hopefully i'll be honest i didn't reach out to her i didn't reach out to them on this because my thing was all right i wasn't i wasn't gonna go to to that because hopefully this is the wake-up call i'm hoping they're listening because the first wake-up call needs to be uh i would be damn careful how much booze i drank anymore because if you said that trust me everybody at that party knows that you made a drunken ass of yourself you just don't haven't heard of the other yet. Yes, word travels fast. Word travels very fast. And what you said is going to travel even faster. So the first thing is, the first person, in my opinion, you owe an apology to, and I don't know that they will accept it, is the other couple. The couple that they hooked up couple they hooked up with and that and i don't know i'm torn you know it's like how do you make that a very public apology i i don't i don't know but you need to reach out to them and it's gonna suck and they very well could tell you to go fuck yourself and they would be very much in the right to do so right but at least you need to make an effort to reach out to them and apologize for it and if it was me i would not put booze as a the excuse you wouldn't i would i would say i was drunk and that i am going to be controlling how much I drink, but I wouldn't try to, I wouldn't? I would say I was drunk and that I am going to be controlling how much I drink. But I wouldn't try to... I would just own it. I fucked up. The booze didn't fucked up. You fucked up. Own your fuck up. I would also send an apology to the other couple that you were talking with. That you wanted to hook up with, wouldn't you?
Speaker2:
I mean.
Speaker3:
Yeah, I mean, they're not.
Speaker1:
It had to be somewhat embarrassing. They're standing there and you're doing it and they're like guilt by association. I can picture your look on your face if that happened. If we were the couple that we were talking to, the fucking morons, right? And they all of a sudden spewed this out and the people were right behind them. I can see you just going and looking at me like, what the fuck? And then we would be doing the cue to fucking get the fuck away because we wouldn't want to be associated with them at all. I mean, it would be like, uh, let me put out fucking banner ads and shit saying we don't know these fuckers these guys are yeah i and with your husband how do you fix that because you know his lifetime his lifestyle lifestyle experiences in that area that's where i probably should have reached out was it at a club was it at at if it was like a hotel takeover but word still travels it does and the thing is is that you're I mean the only thing I can think you do is you send apology to the people you were talking to apology to the people that you insulted continue to go event knowing that you may be kind of in other words in other words ostracize a little bit until people could try to forgive you i mean eventually there'll be enough new people that won't know who you are But, you know, when we were new and we hooked up with a couple at their house. Yes. And then we started talking about camming. But how that got to one of the hookup sites. And then we're talking about certain people. And they go, oh, you don't want to hook up with them. They're really clutchy. And blah. I'm like, And I mean, it was a huge, it was a huge turnoff. You got to talk more than Mike. The line's not very big. Yes, sir. There we go. Oh, sir. I like it. I don't know. I mean, I guess the thing is, is. Good luck. People learned from this fucking experience. Oh, my God. Learned from this. Check your surroundings before you babble. But still, even... What did you learn? I learned to look behind me before I say something derogatory. No wrong answer. Oh, my gosh. Have I ever done something like that? I don't think so. No, because there was a time in our lives, if you did that shit like in school or something like that uh you you know you would take and fucking get punched in the head for some shit like that uh the bait the the recap when we have one of our listeners that was a little behind the recap is gal was drunk they're talking to people trying to get that they wanted to fuck and a couple that they fucked behind them. And she ripped on his dick's eyes and went a horrible experience had. And now everybody hates her. I don't know if they hate her. But that's kind of... Hate could be a little harsh. And her husband. You better be prepared to fucking take it up the ass or suck dick or buy him a car or some shit you look uh although i i gotta i gotta say he should have stepped in somewhere although unless this is so totally out of character i was gonna say it probably came so fast that they didn't that's why it was a bad experience but i bumped yay it probably happened so fast good job see how we're training you that he was totally thrown off guard too either yeah and the part that we don't know is how he reacted afterwards you know because like if he just laughed i mean i probably would have turned to you and went are you fucking through i i would have said something like that to you you would have said that to me you would have turned to me and went are you done now making an ass of yourself no i turned like really yeah yeah and and then you would have been fucking there had been pinches going on and stuff it would have been i would have figured out very quickly even super drunk that i had fucked up royally you you would have jumped in to fucking make sure that i stopped being an idiot as quick as possible and and that's a that's the thing i mean the thing i feel bad is the fucking dude somebody else put it in one of the comments that we're watching her go through once you hear shit like that a rip on your dick or performance even if it's not true it's a mind fuck it's a mind fuck and it's it's a mind fuck here's the reason why it's so shitty to do this people it's a mind fuck down the road it's gonna be the next if they went to go play with somebody later that night i guarantee that mind fucked what in their mind you've said it to me a million times when i was going through a spurt and it happens i go through spurts where i have all kinds of fucking issues that was before the nut removal right but yeah no shit minus a nut now it blows away uh but i would be like man my biggest because i know it'll be all right but i'm just really i just don't want anything to have it not work and you be like shut up and you would start working because you saw in my i don't want it to not work i was setting it up so that it would not work so here's this thing you know holy fucking shit that's gonna be there and that's what sucks is she can apologize she wants. She can't fix that mind fuck. And here's the other thing. You know, no one really should throw too many fucking stones about being too fucking, about who's shitty at fucking. Because I guarantee whoever you are, however good you are, there's somebody better. or there's somebody that fucked you or had sex with you that went what a fucking lame horrific fuck she just laid there yeah i'm look we we've had it we've had people that we've had it all the time that we've had people they talk all the time about oh what great fucks they are or whatever or how great a fuck somebody else was. You hook up with them and it's like, really? I mean, I've jacked off and had more fun than that. You know, and there was no snacks or drinks involved. So, I mean, throwing stones is really a bad fucking idea, in my opinion. Although I would like to have, like, hors d'oeuvres and drinks for jacking off. That would be kind of fun.
Speaker3:
See, I'm kind of the opposite. Someone pays me a compliment, I go, they're lying. No.
Speaker1:
No.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
No.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker1:
No.
Speaker2:
No pays me a compliment.
Speaker3:
I go, they're lying.
Speaker1:
So what you got to do is walk up to this man and go, look, you're a horrible fuck.
Speaker2:
Come here.
Speaker1:
And she'll be like, no, I'm not. Let me prove it. And she'll bang you. See how that works?
Speaker3:
I didn't think about that. Because I have one really weird experience where one guy goes, you have the softest pussy
Speaker1:
wait what i'm so making a shirt yeah unlike the stone pussies of some of the the other
Speaker3:
oh my god who says that and is it a thing i i didn't know all i'm afraid of is running into
Speaker1:
the stone pussies what happened i went to fuck her and all of a sudden i broke my dick Then I'll see you next time. All I'm afraid of is running into the stone pussies. What happened? I went to fuck her and all of a sudden I broke my dick. It was rock hard. I wasn't the only thing that was rock hard. Was it a guy? No, it was a girl. Her pussy was just hard as stone. I've met women with hearts as cold as stone and hardest stuff but not pussies yet what was it it was the really weirdest compliment well it's nice to say that it was you were sitting right there and i giggled i remember and it was it was really well i mean it's kind of like the ones that said it fit like a glove that means your pussy is made of like memory foam i mean it is what i mean it is a very nice thing for people to say then i've been told i had an addictive pussy okay um wow should we get a little wall of fame for a man no because i don't believe it i don't believe it i don't believe anybody's pussy can feel softer than somebody else's. Really? Yeah. I know. I've met some fucking stone cold bitches that I would be afraid that they would spoo lava. Oh, I'm a squirter. Yeah, like fucking Mount St. Helens. Ah, it burns. It burns. Okay. We're done with that one. Wow. Is it halftime? Is that what you're saying? No. You have like four minutes. Okay, so back to the volcano pussy jokes. Now we'll stop it. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck with that stupid drunken Indiana. Go have a drink and think about it. Whatever fuck, when we fall, it's good, isn't it? Actually, the most fun fuck is to fuck the little balls, you know, packing balls that are real staticky cling. Because you can just hammer away in there and you come out and your dick's all like poof-balled all those things and the static it's awesome shipping and receiving full swap show it's what we do I'm kidding I'm kidding I don't fuck the packing peanuts some of them dissolve in water anymore so I don't fuck the packing peanuts I can say I have eaten the packing peanuts to chest ones because they have now they're They're designed. They're eco-friendly, and they're designed to be water-soluble. Yes, I know. And I have to admit that before when I had a job, we were fucking on board, and they got some of those in that we were eating them to see if they were really true. Because then we convinced one guy. Okay, now you have to understand. We convinced this one kid, and he ate like 25 of them he made himself super sick but this is the same kid like swallowed it yeah well because it dissolves in your mouth but we we made we made this kid here's how dumb this kid was because it was a car dealership and so we had pickups on the showroom floor and we filled the bed of a pickup with balloons filled it with blown up balloons and the thing was is the joke was wouldn't be funny to jump into off the ladder into the bed of the into the bed of the truck so this kid he was like 18 and we had the ladder on he's like i'll fucking do it we're like fuck yeah i was a manager and i was encouraging this stupidness and uh uh and so he was up and he he like fell off the back of a wagon into the back of a pickup filled with balloons. Well, here's what happens to balloons when you jump into them. They always go poof up and out and he just goes and smacked and then the balloons settled down and he's just going, oh, he knocked himself unconscious. take him to the doctor the hospital he cut his head and shit as Angela says why women live longer and here's what's really funny when he was at the hospital he came back from the hospital a couple hours later had a big old fucking knot on his melon and shit he goes okay I think we've got I know the better way to do this if we take saran wrap around part of it so they couldn't go out they just have one spot and we tried it again and same thing happened so there you go there you go then we guess what guess what our gm made us do put it away take all the balloons out of the back of the pickups and put up a sign saying not to do that anymore yep yep sure did there you go you contributed to this. Actually, I applauded it and encouraged it correctly because I knew what was going to happen, and I'm like, you're not really going to do that, dude. He's like, yeah, I will. I'm like, dude. And he was kind of a little douchebag, and I'm like, okay, I'll bet you won't. Absolutely. I actually was the one that got somebody else to have a cell phone, because I still had a flip phone then, to record it to record it because i'm like well this will be the greatest thing ever so and i was the one when everybody else goes oh that just made me laugh harder because i will never forget the balloons as they're just settling on he's laying there just going oh and the balloon just slowly settling on his head it was the greatest moment of my life but those were younger I was a dick. Now I care about people. Are we to the midway point of the show? We are. How a fucking loo ya. Hey, kids. Have you signed up for the biggest party of the summer? If not, what the fuck? Fools. No, don't do anything to that. The biggest party of the year is Crazy Summer Nights. That's right. What? Where did you say? What did you say? Was that crazy what? Crazy Summer Nights. If you go to www.crazy, that's with a K, summernights.com, get signed up today. You can get your tickets. It's at Natural Pines Clothing Optional Resort. One of our sponsors, Forbidden Omaha. Thank you very much. You can check out their website as well as several other places. Go there. Get your tickets today. We're taking it to a campground takeover. It's over August 6th to the 8th. That's my birthday weekend. We have got people coming in as far away as Delaware. We have some big names. We have some very big names coming in. We have a special announcement coming soon about a nationwide contest that's going to be at Crazy Summer Nights. You do not want to miss it. Don't fucking delay. Get your ass there. www.crazysummernights.com Sign up today. Can't wait to see you all there. By the way, Miss Amanda will be running some things naked. Just saying.
Speaker2:
Surprise.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you don't even know what they all are yet.
Speaker2:
Surprise!
Speaker3:
That wouldn't surprise me either.
Speaker1:
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Speaker4:
You can take a picture and send it to him.
Speaker2:
I don't care.
Speaker1:
I don't care.
Speaker3:
I don't care. Yes, naked camping.
Speaker2:
Woo-woo.
Speaker1:
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a tiger by its toe. If it holler, make it pay $50 each day. And you are not it. Oh, that was the one you chose. Should we go with that one?
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Read the two.
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Pick a question. Pick a question. Any question. See see i'm letting her be involved yeah oh it's because you can't see it bitch well read one which one do you want i don't know but i can't know if i can read your handwriting oh my lord do you need my glasses do you want the question you did or the other question we'll do the first we'll do the first one okay it easy. You know, the one that was it. It wasn't. I don't need them. Okay, we'll read it for the people. Okay. Seems like the lifestyle is just sex now. The lifestyle used to be about connecting, exploring fantasies, about trying new things. It wasn't about expressing yourself freely with like-minded individuals. Now people just come to see who they can fuck. Am I wrong? And this was from M, and we don't know what city. Okay. What are key parties? No shit. When I first read that, I was like, well they had key parties like a long, long time ago. That wasn't about just sex? Well, here's what's funny. If you hear, we know people that have been in the lifestyle longer than us 15 20 years they talk about how now it's all it is is people wanting to meet and no one wants to fuck we have to get to know each other and endless emails and blah nobody has sex anymore and then you talk to some people that are that go oh my god all it is is a bunch of just no one wants to get to know you they just want to let's go fuck and bang one out and just you know and then you see people that are like well you know it's we like that it's all about exploring here's the reality of the lifestyle and i really thought about this question a lot is that you know what the lifestyle we've said it a million and one times the lifestyle is all about what you make it there is no right or wrong to the lifestyle this question to me proves to some people the lifestyle is better now than it used to be and it's all about sex to some people the lifestyle is better now because it's all about taking and getting to know people to some people it's worse because it's all getting to know people or to some people it's worse because it's all about taking and and fucking regardless it's about the same so but it's it's all about it's all about a choice you know i mean this is what makes this is what makes the lifestyle so much fun is what do you want the lifestyle to be it's not easy working working at the uh the famous chasm studios Kazma studios. We bring friends. So, you know, as I sit here and I just go, okay, well, if you're having a good time, if when the weekend is said and done, look, if you're around people, you go to an event party, whatever. Right. And everybody there really wants it there. They want to fuck and that's not your scene you know what excuse yourself thank people for coming and bounce and know that that's not the group for you no big deal right i'm just saying if you want to if you go to an event and everybody wants to fuck and that's not your scene just excuse yourself and leave right if if you go to if you go to an event and everybody wants to fuck and that's not your scene, just excuse yourself and leave, right? If you go to an event and everybody, they really got to know each other before they get comfortable and that's not your scene, thank people for coming and then excuse yourself and bounce and find a different group. I mean seriously to me part of the lifestyle can be one weekend you might want to just fuck there are times look there are times and could be kind of one of those times that you get into a hunting mode here's the reality you want to know what right now what what i'm really interested in i just want to fuck i don't get i want to go old school for us what was old school when we got in we met you we met that night hey you know what we were having a good time we hooked up or we hit it off really well and it seemed kosher and natural to go fuck and rock on then there were other times there are other times that what i'm in the mood for is you know more yeah it's still swinger sex but it's uh a more of friends hooking up i mean it's like yeah we fucked but that's just kind of like a secondary part in the whole process it changes night to night weekend weekend whatever of what we're looking for and that's okay i mean i don't know i think i think the problem with this is too many people are trying to like make the lifestyle that it has to be all or nothing one way and absolutely not see like i'm always concerned we're that way sometimes with our with our show because we talk about sport fucking and stuff like that that you know i hope that people don't ever listen to our show and go well if you want to be with if you want to hang out with cole miss amanda you know and be cool in their eyes and lifestyle right at their party you have to be you have to do the lifestyle blah x-way i i hope that no one ever thinks that because that's just not i mean there are nights you and i don't even fucking agree we're not looking for the same thing which is awesome because that we play alone so there's nights if you if you want something different and and i'm just on the prowl it's okay right you know be very very quiet i am hunting pussy uh so so i mean there are times and and that and that's okay you know i don't know it just sucks that people it's not better it's i just had this conversation with my mom today not about pussy okay wait a minute that just got weird as fuck no i just said this concept of of you know it's it's out of the billy joel uh lyrics of you know the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow's not as bad as it seems so what that means is if the lifestyle is different to you now than when you got into it keep in mind you're always going to remember the good the good time the great fun the best times you had in something it doesn't mean that the future things are going to be shitty they may be different but they're not shitty right I don't know I think everybody chases after that I think everybody chases it's like getting a huge check like if you're in sales you're commissioned salesperson when you make your first monster fucking paycheck you'll spend the rest of your career chasing getting another one like that to recreate how it feels what was one of your best nights that we've ever had in the lifestyle this is not kissing and telling because we're not telling names and whatever but what was one of the best experiences you've ever had in a lifestyle since we got into it? This is going to be interesting as fuck. I don't have just one in particular. No, everybody does. Bullshit. Everybody has the best experience you've ever had. You have lots of great experiences, but what was the one you went that was the most fun greatest kick ass experience ever in the lifestyle and this is where we play backup theme music I honestly have no idea because you'd have to think about it that's fine well I have to think about it and then there's some I'm pretty sure that have left my brain some of them they died with the brain cells that died that night i mean i can remember the bad ones well yeah but okay but one of the first nights that we were with multiple couples the first the first night we were with with two other couples we were going hook up with a couple and it ended up they at the last minute said hey there's this other couple that our first real actual hookup. It was our first, and it was with two other couples. Mm-hmm. That still. Yeah, that was pretty hot. That was a kick-ass night. Because that night was like, I mean, it was just like everything went fucking perfect, for one, because there was no expectations we we were so new we didn't know what to expect it was just kick-ass i was nervous as fuck yeah we were both were we were nervous and and it was a fucking blast and for quite a while we tried to chase that to get that same have we compared other of other hookups to that one and here's the problem with that is you can't Thank you. to get that same have we compared other of other hookups to that one and here's the problem with that is you can't because they're all different we just surpassed the anniversary of the sneaky beat night the dive bar night where all hell broke loose where she's sucking the dick of some fucking random vanilla outside the bar i'm fucking some girl that i don't know who it was on the bed of a pickup blocking the door to go in there were people fucking in the dick of some fucking random vanilla outside the bar i'm fucking some girl that i don't know who it was on the bed of a pickup blocking the door to go in there were people fucking in the alleyway that were part of our group people making out and and fucking on tables in the bar we drank them all the way out of booze everything it was the most incredible fucking night how we remember it i don't even know because god we all should went to for alcohol poisoning that night was one of the fucking most incredible nights then we went to a hotel yeah then yeah it was insane but if you try to compare every night to that one it's not possible you you said it best when that night came we were talking about it came upon the memories you said the funny thing about it is you can never that was night was so badass and so just what it was, it is impossible to recreate it. And that's what makes the lifestyle so much fun is that here's the deal. There are some times, your very best nights, you'll never be able to recreate. Sometimes I think we try to plan too much in a lifestyle. I mean, that's just me. It's like, oh my God, we're just constantly trying to plan too much in a lifestyle. Yeah. I mean, that's just me. It's like, oh, my God. We're just constantly trying to plan shit, and it's not the same. Right. Like, when shit's happening, man, it's just fucking, man. It's a par-tay. The fucking dogs are driving me absolutely fucking insane tonight. They're driving me nuts. They are antsy as I'll get out and barking.
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God. When
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it was kids, we'd just give them Benadryl and help them. They didn't get the sickness.
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Usually they're not well. Okay, it's been a while. When we first started doing podcasts, we had a different dog that just kept barking. Kept feeding them trees the entire time.
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No shit. We're not starting that with this. Can you fucking imagine trying to feed them? We'd go through 75 pounds of cheese trying to feed them trees. remember i like toss it across oh my god what in the flying uh yeah that was quick that question i went freaking fast wow uh okay well kind of what we said there ties in the last question how are we doing on time where are 15 minutes. Oh, my Lord. Have we just blown through everything that quick tonight? You're pretty... Just seeing if you're paying attention. Dumbass. You know one night that was a fun night, too? Thinking back. What? The hot tub night. We're at this dude's house, and we were just drinking a bunch of us and we were drinking and drinking we were there was like eight of us ten of us we were drunk remember we drank all night long we drank everybody we drank all the beer we drank all the hard booze everybody bought we're going through all into a beer and you're like, dude, there's people upstairs in your house. No, there's no one supposed to be there. Sure as fuck. There were some of his other friends upstairs in his house that they didn't even know about. That was that night. Finally, we needed more liquor. We were all out of every type of booze. And looked at my clock is that what you remember is the booze part no but the booze part the funny part I just remember going and all of a sudden going holy fuck it's 5 o'clock in the morning we're like oh fuck and walking out to the car and it's Sunday morning by then it was probably 6am and this older couple walking down the street good morning and we're just fucking train or goodnight it kind of depends on what you're going to leave and this older couple walking down the street good morning and we're just fucking train right yeah or good night it kind of depends on what you're going yeah they were off to church and we were i remember the guy standing around the edge of the butt hot tub when we were all sucking dick going around yeah i remember that that was that was fucking my liver wow what a little champ good job buddy let's put it that way let's put it this way if anybody was an organ donor that night there was no livers that anybody was gonna get because they were all fucking demolished i don't remember being that bad the fuck are you shitting me we'd given up shot glasses hours before. We're just drinking. Here, try this.
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Here, try.
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We're just finishing. He was bringing up bottles for us just to finish.
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I'm passing bottles.
Speaker1:
Well, you're passing dicks and bottles. It was awesome. But we were fucking, it was, wow.
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Yeah.
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I remember because it was your drunk little butt walking down back to the car going, yee. That's true.
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I did that. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Yep. It was down a hill. Yeah. God, we were fucked up. Whoa. I think I might still have a hangover from that. That was like seven years ago. Okay. So, well, this kind of ties in. The last question. I'll go ahead and hit it real quick. Okay. I'm going to hit it and quit it. Nah. Oh, my gosh. 13-year-old. I damn well better believe it. My wife and i are totally new we want uh we want to try swinging and we've done lots of reading and research on websites tinder and reddit always a good thing when you're going to fucking tinder for research uh and we keep hearing about all these bad experiences and bad first experiences so So now we're kind of scared to try. Why are so many first experiences so bad and can we avoid it?
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Thank you.
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And that's scared in Canada, the Great White North, eh? So I sent them an email.
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Not everybody has a bad experience.
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I sent them an email and here's the thing. They have not done anything yet.
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We're going to... We're literally scared Well look if you go in some of these places Like Reddit whatever you have all these people going Finally had a threesome and it was horrible Finally had you know hooked up with another couple And it was horrible Look here's the deal people like to bitch That's really what it is. People tell them to run. No. The thing is, people just, as a general, people like to bitch to bitch. Because it's more fun to complain about something versus saying it was awesome. Sure. I'll be honest. Most of the time, your first time experience, at the time it's going to be awesome, or should be, hopefully, it's not going to be your best experience ever. No, it won't be your best, probably. Well, it depends on the adrenaline going into it and stuff, though. It will, but you'll be more comfortable. Shannon puts, you learn from the bad, that's right. You learn from the bad and from the good communication and joy. Exactly. And the thing is, it's okay. Look. When you go in not knowing what to do, what to expect, it can come across as a bad experience. Right. Or you're in like, oh, my God, it's happening and get in your head and make it a bad experience. Yes you're going to look it's something brand new here's the deal you start a new job at work no that would be stupid you go and you start a new job the first day it's not bad but maybe isn't great because you don't know what you're doing. You're just like lost. You're a puppy. You have no fucking clue what the hell is going on. You're learning and you're going to fuck some shit up. We've talked to people that have had a good experience for the first time. Yeah. I mean, don't, don't. But I think it depends on who you hook up with. It's who you hook up with and how ready are you for it? How much do you want to do it? Well, if you have the people that prey on newbies. Right. They might twist it to get what they want and not necessarily take you what you can mentally handle into account does that make sense because we've dealt with a couple of newbies and why we don't mind it but we also cater to what they're comfortable with what are you comfortable with what would you like to do we let them choose the pace right right exactly exactly and we tell people trust your gut uh we're coming up on a year it's mike we're coming up on a year we can honestly say we've not had a bad experience you get out of it what you put into it. And that's true. Look, I'm not going to sit here and say you shouldn't research stuff. I know everybody's different how they do that kind of stuff. But sometimes this is life. Swinging is a life experience. Okay. So the challenge with life is simply this. You can't research everything in life you have to experience it life isn't out of a book life is an experience and when you have experiences some are good some are shitty that's life and and i'm a huge jim morrison fan and this is the whole thing you know i'm i love the highs and the lows everything in the middle i don't care about and that's how i feel if you want a tremendous fucking holy shit awesome experience you've got to be willing to put out there and risk it being a holy fuck this was a horrible experience that's life you can research swinging until you're blue in the face it will not get you ready or ensure you have a perfect experience okay so let me let me ask you this because i know what my answer is obviously oh my god okay so if you fantasize about what a hookup is going like first time hooking up with somebody or somebody that you've been chatting with does it it help or hinder your experience? Fucking hinders the fuck out of it. Because for me, I get Jojo the Circus Monkey and then there's a good chance I'll have issues because I'm so revved up to fuck him or to hook up with him that my neck doesn't work. I get too excited because I'm so not wanting it to be disappointed and I'm trying to get it to live up to something it's not supposed to be. The best fucking hookups I've had as a general rule are ones that are just like we were talking, we're going, and all of a sudden, holy shit, this is going to happen, and we go, fuck. Even with friends that we've hooked up with, when I think about it, when I start thinking about it, I get myself twisted. Either too excited, too nervous, too afraid, start doubting whether or not I can do stuff. See, if I start fantasizing in my head what it's going to look like, what it's going to feel like, what they're going to do, it's a massive disappointment. Yeah. So my thought is do not think about it no just just look just experience it let it trust your gut let it be what you want it to be that is the that's the we have to have rules for safety in the lifestyle and for communication okay you have to have those things to a degree but that is what makes where people start overthinking this stuff and it's like just fucking chill you know what here's the deal you cannot walk out and ensure that tomorrow everything is going to go perfect you can't right you may walk out tomorrow and get hit by a fucking bus it could happen it is what it is you can research everything you want to about tomorrow, it won't tell you the answer and that's the way life works just like swinging here's the deal it could seem like it could you could do it we should be completely compatible everything checks out we both like the same things we both similar age or similar blah and then the chemistry is just not there and then you can get somebody that you would a million of your friends could you line up a hundred your friends they would never think you would fuck that person and you hook up with them and it is fucking straight up dirty nasty hot sex fucking sweat and cum shit flying everywhere fucking going all over where you're just like fuck yeah and when you're done you're walking out going oh and for the next nine months you're sitting every time you think about it your dick just wants to rip through your pants because the chemistry was right everything was right that's just the way it works but so many people limit themselves and don't let themselves have that fucking experience why well i don't want to do it wrong fuck doing it wrong i will go through a million one shitty hookups to get the one fucking blow it out the fucking roof okay so okay so pause you're just totally getting off yeah i am getting off sorry go ahead okay a don't use tinder Yeah, no shit. Holy crap. What else was it? Because they said they were doing research on Tinder. Reddit, I don't. Reddit's a bunch of whining ass bitches. You can, but take it at face value. Yeah. Yeah, you can Google terms. That might help you. But really, if you know how to have sex and you know what you want to get out of it. Insert dick here. Well, you know, if you want to do soft swap versus, you know, full swap, if you want to do, you know, whatever the case may be. If you want to do it. I think our dog just died because he quit barking finally. Yeah, well, that's just it. I mean, the thing is, just don't think about it. Just go with it. Oh my God, just go with it. You will be amazed at how much fun you can have in this. Nope, he's alive. You'll be amazed at how much fun you can have if you are just willing to fucking let yourself, let yourself have fun. I mean, it is what it is, man. And the thing is when you're new it should be exciting here's the deal before you go in your first hookup you should be nervous as fuck if you're not you're doing it wrong okay you should be nervous and nerve-wracking yeah it's good and it's jacked up and it's fucking whatever and you know what there are still hookups that i still get that way to this day it is what it is so have fun kids oh it's jacked up and it's fucking whatever. And you know what? There are still hookups that I still get that way to this day. It is what it is. So have fun, kids. Oh, it's time to leave? Yes. Thank God because the dog is absolutely. All right. Well, with that being said, I'm going to cut off Miss Amanda Cutting. No, I'm just kidding. Anyways, again, another shout out to our paid sponsors, altplayground.net. Where's the party going to be? I don't know. You don't know. But if you're on altplayground.net, you'll find out. Sign up today, altplayground.net. 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